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Speaker 1: The Hoche Big Show with Toledo's all the good stuff,

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Speaker 1: no nasties tried. Today Live from the Richmond Club Critic Bar.

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Speaker 2: It's the Holak Big Show. I kidd a, mad Bars.

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Speaker 2: It's great your company. Oh that's glorious, This glorious.

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Speaker 3: Christ Hitch Afternoon, Live from the Critic Bar at the

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Speaker 3: Richmond Club. You're listening to the Big Show brought to

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Speaker 3: you by Toledo's.

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Speaker 4: Ye Jays rehydrate the right way with Toledo's real ingredients

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Speaker 4: and natural colors.

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Speaker 2: Great stuff.

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Speaker 3: Keezy Hi, as always, it's a pleasure to be down

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Speaker 3: here in christ h It's she's packed to the gunnals,

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Speaker 3: but there's still plenty of room if you want to

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Speaker 3: come down here.

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Speaker 2: And I'm looking at Maggie.

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Speaker 3: You're Stallion, you Greek god, and I just want to

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Speaker 3: get the audience, the live audience's view. Here's a Stallion, right,

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Speaker 3: I mean, you're an solute Stallion.

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Speaker 5: House life going pretty grousey, mad dog, you're six cent

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Speaker 5: of them. They thank you so much for that, Jase.

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Speaker 5: That wasn't weird or awkward at all.

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Speaker 2: No, it's good. We're at it.

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Speaker 5: Can we get a shout out for this other doner's here,

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Speaker 5: old Kezy.

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Speaker 2: Geezy, Geezy, Geezy.

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Speaker 5: It's absolutely going off down here. Have we had a

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Speaker 5: magnificent trip down from Auckland and we've had a few

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Speaker 5: adventures already, haven't we. Jason will be cracking into those shortly.

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Speaker 2: We sure have.

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Speaker 3: Predominantly the biggest concern where you have has involved a

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Speaker 3: steamer bit Kezy.

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Speaker 2: Really good to have you back, mate.

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Speaker 3: You were a bit crooked yesterday, but you're a backbat

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Speaker 3: back on board.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. It was actually my first ever six day yesterday

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Speaker 4: from the Big Show tuned in good.

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Speaker 6: Stuff fellas Paula Kezy, didn't you pull? What's that sick again?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean that we actually went back through

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Speaker 3: your far eighteen days?

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Speaker 2: Is that you're taken off from Sure? Sure?

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Speaker 4: But I was sad too, mister show. But I thought

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Speaker 4: if I came in yesterday and you know, made punk circle,

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Speaker 4: made Mogi sickond then missed out on the sawc and trip, yeah,

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Speaker 4: it would be a debarcle. But we are down here

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Speaker 4: at the Richmond Club. Critic bar thinks, I mate it.

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Speaker 4: Montese is the official warm up for the hook A

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Speaker 4: Tic of Wild Foods Festival, So if you are in

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Speaker 4: the christ Church area and you're listening right now, why

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Speaker 4: not come on down, fellers, You know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, it's going to be a huge shows.

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Speaker 2: Kick off with the feud.

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Speaker 6: Shoot, shall we who's this Jason food Fighters?

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Speaker 7: Come on?

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Speaker 1: Then the Hurarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio

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Speaker 1: Haarchy Placebo.

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Speaker 3: There on the radio Hoarcky Big Show. This glorious Thursday

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Speaker 3: afternoon live from.

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Speaker 2: The Critic Bar at the Richmond Club and.

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Speaker 3: Beautiful sunny sunny christ Church And fellas, we have only

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Speaker 3: just come down and there's already been high drama. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we'll get into Mogi's playing debarcles a little bit later.

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Speaker 3: On true story this we went into our hotel rooms

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Speaker 3: checked in early. It's the first time in my life, fellas,

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Speaker 3: that I've ever walked into a hotel room and gone,

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Speaker 3: sweet Jesus, Now, hoody j is not a.

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Speaker 2: Big fella, I think it's fair to say. And this

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Speaker 2: room is timey.

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Speaker 3: As soon as you walk through the door, the showers immediately,

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Speaker 3: the sharer and toilet are immediately to your right, and

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Speaker 3: it is three paces, three hoody j paces from the

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Speaker 7: Which in human terms is three granny steps.

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Speaker 6: Yes, right, which is about what sixty.

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Speaker 3: It's about one one keezy step basically. Now, I don't

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Speaker 3: know if you know this about me, but I have

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Speaker 3: this weird thing, which is I don't look I like

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Speaker 3: doing steamers on planes. I know you two love to

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Speaker 3: fill your boots on that front, especially you Mogi, but

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Speaker 3: I have a weird thing about it. So I always

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry to start off on this, but it was

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Speaker 3: high drama. It calls me a great deal of anxiety.

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Speaker 3: I did a Hoidy J steamer, three perfect tubes, and

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Speaker 3: I was in the toilet. They're trying desperately to flush

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Speaker 3: the toilet. The tubes weren't moving, they weren't going anywhere,

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Speaker 3: they weren't swirling around. There was not not an iota keysy,

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Speaker 3: not one drop of water coming down from the system. Now,

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Speaker 3: I don't know about you guys, but when I've just

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Speaker 3: when I've been there for ten minutes is to ring

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Speaker 3: reception and go listen, I've done a steamer and.

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Speaker 2: I can't flush the toilet. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 7: That's right, and hoity jay.

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Speaker 5: I'd had a similar experience where I had also user

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Speaker 6: And what I found only one who hasn't a steamer yet.

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Speaker 5: And I swear to God this is true. Now I've

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Speaker 5: never come across as before in my life. Immediately to

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Speaker 5: a coin operated system where you have to insert coins

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Speaker 5: in order to be able to use the flush. Now,

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Speaker 5: I have never seen that before in my life, but

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Speaker 5: it goes to show the kind of treatment that we

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Speaker 5: get by the owners of Hodeking, that they would put

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Speaker 5: us in accommodation where the toilets are coin operated and

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Speaker 5: you cannot flush the goddamn toilets.

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Speaker 7: Now, what the f is going on?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And totally man, especially for people like I mean, I

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Speaker 3: can't help. But I just that was for that because

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Speaker 3: because I'm thinking of Keezy and it's midnight, Steve, you

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Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, And he's going to have a

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Speaker 3: and he's going to do the classic Keysy steam and.

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Speaker 2: It's just going to be a tobacco at midnight, you know,

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Speaker 2: what I'm saying.

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Speaker 6: Well, I didn't believe this.

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Speaker 4: We had an extended conversation about it on the podcast today.

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Speaker 4: The fact that I've said it some really bad places,

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Speaker 4: some terrible campgrounds and stuff, and I've never had to

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Speaker 4: pay to get rid of to flush a toilet before.

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Speaker 7: It's a new loa.

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Speaker 4: It is a new load, it's a hotel been put up.

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Speaker 4: I just can't believe it. How much does it cost.

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Speaker 5: It's twenty cents, which is perfectly reasonable, but it's still

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Speaker 2: Well, you'll still be going through four bucks a day, Mogi.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 6: I don't have coins. Do you guys have coins? No,

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Speaker 5: But well the reception has called all right okay, and

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Speaker 5: that's why she said when we checked in that she's

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Speaker 7: So that works perfectly for Kesy.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, it's an absolute shocker, but you've got to

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Speaker 5: they're essentially they are the Jetster of hotels, where every

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Speaker 7: Is for free on in Near New Zealand you have

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Speaker 6: Do you have to pay to go toilet? On Jitster.

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Speaker 7: Well, yeah, I guess that's one exception is I'm just.

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Speaker 3: I'm just sort of wondering, you know, because they don't

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Speaker 3: mention it at the reception that you have to pay

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Speaker 3: for your steamers, whether that just can come off a

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Speaker 3: credit card bill, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Imagine getting that.

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Speaker 3: I mean, my wife looks at our credit card bill,

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Speaker 3: you know, and there's you know, a toasted sandwich, maybe

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Speaker 3: a lemonade, four steamers, hal you know.

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Speaker 2: What it rules?

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Speaker 3: Steamers? You know, yeah, sex Blue Movies. It's a debacle, keysy,

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Speaker 3: it's a departing.

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Speaker 4: It is just I can't get over it. My brain

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Speaker 4: sort of tells me to just sort of stockpile and

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Speaker 4: then do one lump some payment in the morning we're

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Speaker 4: out pretty well, it's just but the size of the

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Speaker 4: room is so small as but apparently, Yeah, I'm really

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Speaker 6: I can't rip my head around it. To me, honest, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: if anyone's got twenty cents.

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Speaker 4: Here, by the way, I'm probably gonna need about four

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Speaker 4: or five of them. Yeah, So if you do, feel

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Speaker 4: free to back a little pile. If anyone's got any

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Speaker 4: of twenty cent coins, that would be extremely helpful.

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Speaker 3: Actually, maybe we could start a hat Puck Sun get

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Speaker 3: a hat going for twenty cent piece peace donations.

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Speaker 2: It'd be great.

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Speaker 6: Bloody oath. Don't forget.

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Speaker 4: We are at the Richmond Club, the Critic Bar there

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Speaker 4: in christ Church to make sure you come on down

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Speaker 4: if you want to hear more.

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Speaker 7: If you want to hear this kind of chair person.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe that this is the worst we've ever treated.

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Speaker 6: For your own what is the eighteen hundred.

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Speaker 1: Chilliers, the hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and

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Speaker 1: Kezy tune in week days and four on Radio hod

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Speaker 3: Indeed the Mint Chick steere alive from the Critic Bar

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Speaker 3: at the Richmond Club and beautiful sunny christ Church. If

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Speaker 3: you're in the area, come on down.

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Speaker 4: That's ry I don't forget as well. You can text

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Speaker 4: us on three four eighty three. Also if you've just

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Speaker 4: joined us. We found out today that the hotel toilets,

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Speaker 4: the toilets in every room at the hotel were staying

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Speaker 4: at they charged twenty cent twenty cents to be flushed.

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Speaker 4: We've got to head up the front here taking donations.

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Speaker 4: Apparently we've got a dollar forty which is enough for

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Speaker 4: seven steamers.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's good.

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Speaker 6: So we're doing well.

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Speaker 2: Fil What are we aiming for by the end of

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Speaker 2: the day, maybe twenty bats something like that, one hundred

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Speaker 2: steamers possibly. I'm just thinking of all the crew. That's all.

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Speaker 6: Well, there's wheez in there as well. Keys Yes, of course, okay,

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Speaker 6: you're true.

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Speaker 7: I was running it.

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Speaker 6: If it's yellow, that's enough. I'll be running in my

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Speaker 6: shoe box.

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Speaker 4: To be fear feelers, bloody, beautiful data on here is

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Speaker 4: the magnificent.

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Speaker 5: But then you love you love christ Keysy, I do.

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Speaker 4: I do love christ Church. My wife's from christ Church,

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Speaker 4: she's from Lincoln. So I spent a lot of time

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Speaker 4: down here, and to be honest, it is one of

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Speaker 4: those places that I could see myself living down here

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Speaker 4: at some stage.

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Speaker 7: You should, you should live down here now.

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Speaker 2: Totally, man, I don't.

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Speaker 3: There is nothing stopping you, Keysy, Absolutely nothing sticks.

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Speaker 8: Moving out of that that that rich a damp and

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Speaker 8: fested place in the bowels of west Auckland and come

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Speaker 8: down to beautiful, sunny christ Jitch.

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Speaker 6: I mean you're saying there's nothing stopping me.

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Speaker 4: I mean I've I've built a pretty impressive radio career

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Speaker 4: which I'm kind of pursuing.

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Speaker 5: Look, you could you could pick up pick up a

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Speaker 5: bit of work down here. I'm sure we're having a

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Speaker 5: chat to a fellow earlier on who makes spar pools.

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Speaker 6: Oh, you can get a job there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but the big show is going along, great guns,

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Speaker 6: Can you not all applaud when.

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Speaker 3: Indeed, a little bit of Bush for your Thursday afternoon.

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Speaker 3: You're listening to the Big Show line from the Critic Bar,

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Speaker 6: That's right.

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Speaker 4: We're also running a donation's head up the front here.

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Speaker 6: And I know what that is?

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Speaker 2: Is he really?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, your fingers.

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Speaker 6: Hey fellas, it's Thursday.

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Speaker 5: And the throbber is where each of us pick a song.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, And I'm the only one that's ever lost

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Speaker 6: No, it's hilarious. I mean it's great.

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Speaker 4: So today I thought the way to make it different

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 3: Key Now, well, in aid of the fact that we're

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Speaker 3: I believe we've got some goodies for the potential losers

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Speaker 7: Is that what we're doing?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Right, Yes, so there is no barbecue area at the

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Speaker 4: Richmond Club Jace. There is Matt who works for Hurdaky

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Speaker 6: Get to witness well out of curiosity. Which would you

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Speaker 3: Oh look, I've never eaten balls in my life, so

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Speaker 1: The Whodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

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Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, a bit of David Bowie there on the

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Speaker 3: radio Hoducky Big Show Live from the credit Bart Richmond

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Speaker 3: Club in beautiful christ Church.

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Speaker 2: But right now it's time for What's on the Telly

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Speaker 2: with Mike Minogue.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, my own we don't do that anymore, man, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah on Neon yeh Jasob Bateman, that fella out

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Speaker 5: of Stranger Things that was married to Lily Allen and

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Speaker 5: now she's told everybody about his.

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Speaker 7: Sexual proclivities and his devian scenes. I can't remember David something,

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Speaker 7: David Harbor. Good show. It starts off.

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Speaker 5: You just think it's about some married dudes that are

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Speaker 6: Relatable, relatable exactly.

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Speaker 7: It's sort of like the Hoidy j story. They could

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Speaker 5: But unlike Hody j there's more than meets the eye,

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Speaker 5: and it actually goes quite deep, doesn't it, Jake. It

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Speaker 5: does if one of the Fellows ends up dying or

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Speaker 5: out who's done it. Four buzzies out of a possible

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Speaker 6: You know how we got it's man?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, yeah, funnily enough, Fellows.

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Speaker 3: I was in the hotel room today, you know, contemplating

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Speaker 4: Sorry you did you think that maybe you'd come across

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 6: Am I right there in the end that you put

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Speaker 2: Yeah, in the kettle. I was desperate. I was desperate

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Speaker 2: Stumbled upon a movie Throbin Hood.

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Speaker 2: Oh look, I can't al really tell you.

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Speaker 6: How long do you watch it for?

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Speaker 6: Fellers. Last night on TV and Z I watched Location Location.

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Speaker 2: Location, God, come on, man, what I.

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Speaker 4: Love Location Location Location. I think the two hosts have

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Speaker 6: To and oh you know they want this boo.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you wife would really enjoy thrub and

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm sure she'd like it. You certainly would.

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Speaker 4: Honestly, I'll give that episode of Location, Location, Location three

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Speaker 6: And z' highly recommend.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff.

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Speaker 6: No nudity though, Jason, you want enjoy it?

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Speaker 2: I certainly won't.

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Speaker 6: What do we got there?

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Speaker 6: What's coming up with there?

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Speaker 3: It so small I can barely read the bars And

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Speaker 1: Show, Yeah, the Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike

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Speaker 3: Yes, indeed the white stripes here on the radio Honarchy

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Speaker 3: Big Show, This glorious Thursday afternoon live from the Credit

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Speaker 3: Bar at the Richmond Club and beautiful christ Church City

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Speaker 3: plenty coming up after five o'clock concluding the Throbber.

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Speaker 2: That's right where we you get to decide.

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Speaker 3: The live audience gets to the side who choose on

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Speaker 6: That's right.

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Speaker 4: Whenever we do a live show, even if it's a

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Speaker 4: the locals vote by making noise and there is punishment

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Speaker 4: today because we're here for the hook. It's like a

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Speaker 6: That's what we've agreed on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a deal.

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Speaker 4: It's also an anonymous throbber. You won't know who's chosen

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Speaker 4: which song, you have no idea, So that way Keesy

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Speaker 1: Whole Aching Big Show Mike and Kesy tune in week

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Speaker 1: days and four on Radio Hodakes live.

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Speaker 2: From the Richmond Club Critic Bar. It's the Holcami Show.

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Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, welcome back your massive backbone SAP your thursdays

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Speaker 3: absolutely going off. We live from the Critic Bar at

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Speaker 3: the Richmond Club and beautiful christ just beautiful day outside Fellas.

445
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:26,040
Speaker 2: But now it's time for the throbber.

446
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,280
Speaker 3: And we've made the decision that the second and third places,

447
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,480
Speaker 3: and this particular throbber, while the second place has to

448
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,920
Speaker 3: eat snails, the third has to eat sheep testicles.

449
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:36,840
Speaker 2: Is that right?

450
00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:38,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's how it's gonna work.

451
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,639
Speaker 4: We need punishment, we need jefpity, especially when we're on

452
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,720
Speaker 4: the road doing a live show. And even though I've

453
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,399
Speaker 4: lost the last three, I believe and had to do

454
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,879
Speaker 4: the worst stuff. Yeah, I'm still here and I'm up

455
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,680
Speaker 4: for it. Yeah. Man, something about being in front of

456
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,480
Speaker 4: a live crowd that really you know, jeezy app ye,

457
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,200
Speaker 4: the news says that won't be me today.

458
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,919
Speaker 5: So how's the things you're going to play out? As

459
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,520
Speaker 5: the You're just going to play all three?

460
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,360
Speaker 4: Yes, So what we're going to do is we've got

461
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,359
Speaker 4: Tony back in the studio there. He is just going

462
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:10,199
Speaker 4: to anonymously play three snippets of songs. They have been

463
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,760
Speaker 4: chosen by one of us, basically, and the key for us, Fellas.

464
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,760
Speaker 6: Is just to keep it anonymous.

465
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:15,439
Speaker 7: Just keep.

466
00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:19,159
Speaker 2: So, don't get an idea.

467
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Speaker 4: So don't react to any of them, don't give it away.

468
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:26,720
Speaker 4: And then the audience here will vote shortly is the best?

469
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,240
Speaker 4: So Tony, if you are listening, mate, feel free to

470
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,000
Speaker 4: play a few snippets of each song.

471
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:54,760
Speaker 2: Said who it was?

472
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,840
Speaker 6: Breteller A.

473
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:21,719
Speaker 3: Week at foot the belt shinny two of them?

474
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,280
Speaker 2: Sha ja damn nice.

475
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,680
Speaker 4: All right, so you've got hit like a whole song one,

476
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,560
Speaker 4: you've got Bretellies song number two.

477
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,440
Speaker 6: You've got Shapey song number three.

478
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,000
Speaker 4: We'll get the local audience here to just mullet over

479
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:42,200
Speaker 4: while you're thinking, we'll go to a tune.

480
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:44,600
Speaker 6: They'll be back shortly.

481
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,480
Speaker 2: Other tistey has been cooked as we speak, peasy.

482
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 6: They're on the barbecue shape.

483
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:52,480
Speaker 4: They've been sold, they've been seasoned with gunpowdered chili seasoning.

484
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,320
Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, hell jam.

485
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:01,600
Speaker 1: The honaking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

486
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,200
Speaker 6: Tune in on radio.

487
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:15,720
Speaker 2: It's the Big Shows Friday. Yeah damn it, I forgot too.

488
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:20,920
Speaker 3: I think we're we just found out some slightly disturbing news.

489
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:25,040
Speaker 3: By the way, founders, it's not sheep testicles. It's cow testicles,

490
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 3: which is bull So they're a little bit more substantial

491
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,880
Speaker 3: than you than you lamb testicles.

492
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 2: You know, a kettle bell, a kettle belt. Yes, two

493
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 2: of those.

494
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, big bastard, and you're gonna be hanging off the

495
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 4: back of one after this.

496
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:38,720
Speaker 6: Throbber.

497
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you've just joined us, it's Thursday, but we

498
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,680
Speaker 4: are live in christ Church from Critic Bar at the

499
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:47,200
Speaker 4: Regiment Club. We're doing an audience participation Throbber. We each

500
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,359
Speaker 4: peck a song. It has to impress the locals. They

501
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 4: then vote by the amount of noise they make for

502
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 4: each song. Today it's one hundred percent anonymous too, because

503
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,800
Speaker 4: I have lost the last three times we've done this,

504
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,639
Speaker 4: and I've eaten and drunk all.

505
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 6: Sorts of stuff and I want them to stop, so

506
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:01,600
Speaker 6: once again. This is how it will work.

507
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,359
Speaker 4: We will play snippets of all three songs back to

508
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 4: back to back. We will then go to the audience.

509
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,680
Speaker 4: They will make noise based on which song they like

510
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 4: the most. The winner won't have to eat anything and

511
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 4: we'll listen to their song. Second place we'll have to

512
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 4: eat snails. Third place will have to eat bulls testicles.

513
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 4: Because it is, of course, in celebration of the Hookeets

514
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:23,639
Speaker 4: Like a Wild Food Festival. Tony hit us with the

515
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 4: three snippets.

516
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 6: Brother hit Like a Whole. Their song number one, Shags

517
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:58,160
Speaker 6: Protelli is there, Chelsea Dagger. A couple of good tunes

518
00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 6: so far there, Feelers.

519
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 3: The.

520
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:16,160
Speaker 4: Shaper, shape Best Duchy's the unofficial anthem of New Zealand. Alright,

521
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 4: so it's time to get the audience voting. Here we go,

522
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 4: all right, So who votes for song number one head

523
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 4: like a Whole makes a noise? Okay, pretty damn good?

524
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 4: Who votes for song number two? The Fretatellies Chelsea Dagger?

525
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,360
Speaker 4: And who votes for song number three? Shape Shifter duchies.

526
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:40,640
Speaker 4: All right, so who do we think?

527
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 6: Pugs? Actually you're impartial. Who do you think?

528
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 5: So?

529
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 6: Song number two one?

530
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 4: The no No No, Chelsea Dagger, The frettellies one, Pugs, Yes, yes.

531
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,879
Speaker 4: Who do you think came second?

532
00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 6: Was it? Shape Shifter? Shape Schefter was there? Here we go?

533
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 6: He's called Parks.

534
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 4: I needed to be decisive here, brother, you're on live

535
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 4: radio and you're mucking around. The third hit like a

536
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:14,639
Speaker 4: whole sick in the shape he's the first is the Fertalites.

537
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 6: So just to clarify, Hoidy j is eating bulls testicles

538
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:26,359
Speaker 6: and old Mogi is eating snails.

539
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure actually that I came and sick there too?

540
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 3: Bad?

541
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 6: Yes, Unfortunately your opinion doesn't come into it.

542
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 5: You think, look, there's no real winners here, James, you

543
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 5: and I are having to eat you know, snails and

544
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 5: bulls tests and anyone else here has to listen to

545
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 5: the brottalities.

546
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 4: This is the genie's He turned out the Friday Shrummer

547
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 4: on a Thursday.

548
00:25:56,119 --> 00:26:00,119
Speaker 1: Boy and his Snails on the day Big Show, The

549
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,880
Speaker 1: Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

550
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 4: And Kesey Brettelli's there on the hud Key Big Show.

551
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,959
Speaker 4: I'll start this break because Jason Mike an't really yet.

552
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 4: We're down at the Richmond Club there. Critic bar if

553
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 4: you're in the area, come on, you are joke this

554
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 4: reeks if you've just joined us. We've just had the

555
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 4: Friday Throbert Anonymous version. So it was based purely on

556
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 4: musical choice. I won there with Brettelli's Chelsea Dagger as

557
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 4: a result, because it is the hooks like a world

558
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,480
Speaker 4: flame God.

559
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 6: The last place person has to eat bulls testicle. Hoidy

560
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:36,719
Speaker 6: J has last. How big is that, Hoidy J? How

561
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 6: big is that testicle? Now?

562
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 7: I tell you what, Hoidy J. You've got a choice

563
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 7: because what.

564
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:43,640
Speaker 6: We've got here, what we've got here?

565
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 2: You've got that is so disgusting.

566
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 5: Now I'm prepared to give you the option in the

567
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 5: hoidy j and see how you feel about it.

568
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 7: Keezy.

569
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 5: Now you can either chew on that and swallow it,

570
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 5: or just put this one in your mouth and suck

571
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 5: on it.

572
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,639
Speaker 6: Ford, No, no, no, no, I've heard that one before.

573
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 4: I think you just have to eat a piece of

574
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 4: the testicle there. It's what I had to do last year.

575
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 4: For those listening, it is the size what size is that,

576
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 4: hoodie Ja, how'd you describe it?

577
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 6: Um?

578
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 7: It's the size of a human testicle.

579
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, and it's on the end of a stick there.

580
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 6: It's been seasoned.

581
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 7: At the same time, I'm going to be ripping into

582
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 7: this delicious snail.

583
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 4: Before you eat that, though, Fellers. Yeah, so Bogey's got

584
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 4: some snails. They've been raised on carrots. I've actually got

585
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 4: to fall run down here. We'll do them one at

586
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 4: a time though, before you eat that, Jay, So just

587
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,520
Speaker 4: give me a quick speel as to where the Mountain

588
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 4: oisters have come from come from. Normally these are barbecued

589
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 4: and very salty, okay, but they have seasoned them with

590
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 4: gunpowdered chili seasoning.

591
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 2: Oh good.

592
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 6: So before you edit, just imagine these.

593
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 4: Bastards swinging between the legs of a bull for the

594
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,640
Speaker 4: last few years there up in the open past.

595
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 3: I'm not very happy keasy about the big massive vein

596
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 3: running down the middle of it, to be honest.

597
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:53,639
Speaker 2: Yeah that's kind of grass.

598
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,639
Speaker 4: Yeah it is pretty full on. But Hoidy J's got

599
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 4: a piece of testicle.

600
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 6: Then I'm going to do mine at the same time.

601
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 6: I'm bugging if I'm waiting for him.

602
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 4: All right, So you've got snails that have been fed

603
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 4: carrots for a couple of weeks. They didn't have orange poos,

604
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,360
Speaker 4: but then they don't feed them carrots for the last week,

605
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 4: so that the orange pools are gone.

606
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 7: So I'm looking forward to this.

607
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 4: It's gonna countdown from five and then Hoidy J and

608
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 4: mog you will eat a mountain oyster and some snails

609
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 4: are right, five, four, three, two, one, go get it down.

610
00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 2: Your Hoidy Jay.

611
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 6: Oh it's on the microphone. Up, swallow it.

612
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 7: Jason's loving it. Jace.

613
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,399
Speaker 5: You don't mean to swish it around your mouth like that, man.

614
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 5: You meant to just chill it and Swallow it. Brother,

615
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 5: you're not meant to enjoy.

616
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 7: It that much.

617
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 6: Swallow it. I need to see your mouth mate afterwards.

618
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 5: He loving it, He is absolutely loving it. Tell you

619
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 5: what the snails are good eating? You could do it, man,

620
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 5: eat it.

621
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 2: It's a lot.

622
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 5: It's a lot to wrap your mouth around. Jace, Heidi

623
00:28:55,080 --> 00:29:00,640
Speaker 5: j hoiy j hiy j j J.

624
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 2: Swallowing.

625
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 4: For those listening, he's taking his head set off. He's

626
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 4: been chewing for about a minute.

627
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 7: Easy to get through if you just pop down on

628
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 7: your kneesier, Jace.

629
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 6: Come on, Jase, you've got to swallow a He's done it.

630
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 6: Has he done it? No, he hasn't. He's still chewing.

631
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 6: He is still chewing.

632
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 2: Tell you.

633
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 7: That he's caught on the vein.

634
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 4: Honestly, he's still For those listening, I'm so sorry, haughty

635
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 4: J is still chewing on the bulls testicle, still chewing,

636
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 4: still chewing. It'll be so much easier if you didn't

637
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 4: have how many out of five ja, he doesn't have

638
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,480
Speaker 4: a microphone on, So he's done it.

639
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 6: He's done it once again.

640
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 4: For those listening, if you've just joined us, Haughty J

641
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 4: having christ Jerse, he's just eating the Mountain Oyster after

642
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 4: losing Robert.

643
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,719
Speaker 5: I'm just looking at the face a woman out here

644
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 5: in the in the crowd, and what little respects she

645
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 5: had for you, She's lost all.

646
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 2: Of it I had for myself. I've lost all of

647
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 2: it too, Marky, Hey, tell you what. That was good?

648
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. And so that is so disgusting.

649
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 6: It's not Morris.

650
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 3: There's people where that came from and kind of tastes

651
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 3: like sort of liver right, but with a sort of

652
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 3: testicular kind of aftertaste.

653
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 2: Sure, come on, well you know that, Keysy, Come.

654
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 6: On, man, come on, fellos, how was your snail man?

655
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 7: It was good as gold? Yeah, I loved it. I'll

656
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 7: go back for more. Actually that was that was Actually

657
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 7: you should actually have one of those, really good have

658
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 7: a snail man compared to I mean, have some ball

659
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 7: test it help wash the bulls down. Jason's good. Another

660
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 7: wrong with that?

661
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 6: Mate? You can just speak into the mic.

662
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 2: I mean, why didn't you have a little chew on that, Keysy?

663
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 4: Or good man for the listeners, howdy j is holding

664
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 4: up the biggest testicle you've ever seen?

665
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 6: Oh god, well that was good fun fellas.

666
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, another Thursday, Throbber, Yeah, a testical how good?

667
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 6: It's the offspring on the Big Show, The.

668
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 1: Darky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in

669
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: on radio live.

670
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 3: From the Critic Bar at the Richmond Club here in

671
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 3: beautiful christ Church.

672
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 6: You're good man, No, I'm.

673
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 3: Not all good, Keezy. I've got a bit of a

674
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 3: channing stomach at the moment. I've got little bits of

675
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 3: bull testicle floating around the mouth.

676
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,280
Speaker 2: So no, I'm not great.

677
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 5: There's a there's like, there's a melancholy that settled over

678
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 5: the Critic Bar here.

679
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 2: There is.

680
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 7: Everybody feels a little bit worse for what they've witnessed.

681
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 6: I think, yeah, it was pretty feral.

682
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 4: So if you've just joined us, howdy. J lost the Throbber.

683
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 4: He chose an absolute shocker as per usual, even like.

684
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 2: A hole and not a shocker. Right, it's a great tune.

685
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 4: It is a great tune. And as a result, Jason,

686
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 4: you had to eat bulls testicle. Yes, MOGGI came second

687
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 4: in eight snail, but you just walfed it down.

688
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, no issues there.

689
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 3: What I was always told by my grandparents that you

690
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 3: had to chew your food thirty two times that was.

691
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 6: Thirty two times.

692
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 2: It was stuck in my head.

693
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 3: And I also have to add it was very sinewy,

694
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,520
Speaker 3: So there was bits of sinew in there and a

695
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,479
Speaker 3: kind of what I can only describe as a milky

696
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 3: pussiness to the overall texture of it, with a sort

697
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 3: of fragrance, you know, a fragrance of a ball in

698
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 3: a paddock, you know what I mean.

699
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 2: So she was a hell of a combination. But I

700
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 2: did it.

701
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 6: Would you do it again?

702
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 3: No?

703
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 4: Because the interesting thing is right, Like, you'll eat a steak,

704
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 4: no worries, you know, eat some brisket other parts of

705
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 4: the you know.

706
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 3: But love a liver, love a love a kidney, Yeah,

707
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 3: you know, lover what do they call chicken livers?

708
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, all that sort of stuff, Yeah, chicken livers traditionally

709
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 4: in a chicken, not a cow.

710
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 6: But yeah, but like when it comes to the knackers,

711
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 6: it's just one step too.

712
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 7: Far for you.

713
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,719
Speaker 3: I'm actually looking forward to the Wild Food Festival. I mean,

714
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 3: I've heard you guys bang on about who who grabs

715
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 3: and how foul they are with my cousin and I

716
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 3: back on the farm and New Plymouth used to crack

717
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 3: those bastards open all the time.

718
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 2: Now are we used to spread them on our toast?

719
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 6: Wow?

720
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 2: Yeah? Who who grabs?

721
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,479
Speaker 6: Right? So you'd be down to eat some more?

722
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 2: Well, I mean if I can eat bull testicle, I

723
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 2: can eat anything. I reckon.

724
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,880
Speaker 6: Seriously, how close were you to.

725
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 2: Throwing very close Kezy?

726
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 5: I went outside with Jose afterwards here and he was

727
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 5: hiking up hots al over into a drain.

728
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 2: Yeah.

729
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 7: Wow, that was how much he enjoyed it.

730
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

731
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 6: Can I also just say how thrilled I am to

732
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 6: not have lost?

733
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 3: Yeah?

734
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 6: I am so happy. What do you feel?

735
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 4: That's not a normal feeling for you because people think

736
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 4: it's funny to make Kezy eat testicles and stuff.

737
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 5: But Jason and I were having a chat outside actually,

738
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 5: and we're thinking moving forward that the anonymous way of

739
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 5: doing it is not the go Yes, okay, isn't it.

740
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 4: I think there's something there, there's something of merits, certainly

741
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 4: with a live show, and I'm not gonna lie.

742
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 6: I was sitting at home with my wife last night,

743
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 6: my wife.

744
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:10,399
Speaker 4: And I was workshopping ideas with her, and I told

745
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 4: because at the time, just a little peek behind the curtain,

746
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,839
Speaker 4: the original punishment was going to be drinking a shot

747
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 4: of bull Seamen, and I said to my wife, I

748
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 4: was like, I cannot do that.

749
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 2: I'd happily do that, yeah, but you're used to it,

750
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 2: Whereas I was.

751
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 6: Like, I was like, what do I play?

752
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 4: And I workshopped a few songs with her and she said,

753
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 4: do not play that song. Do not play that's that's no,

754
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 4: it's not that's not the right place, it's not the

755
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 4: right time. And then I played the Fortellies and she

756
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 4: was like, yeah, I think that's the one.

757
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 2: So it was actually your wife that won the trouble.

758
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 2: What do you feel about that.

759
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 7: One?

760
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,359
Speaker 2: Having lent that knowledge? Mate?

761
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 4: Well, to be honest, I would except for Jasper, who's

762
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:57,360
Speaker 4: the sick individual who's here tonight. He actually grabbed the

763
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 4: whole testicle and ate most of it, yes, and cleaned

764
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 4: up the play so there's none left for me.

765
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,439
Speaker 6: It's a shame. But do I get an asterisk because

766
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 6: my wife actually won the three?

767
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 2: Well, of course you do.

768
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 6: Okay, how are you coming up next? I've got no idea.

769
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 1: Actually The Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue

770
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,280
Speaker 1: and Kisy.

771
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 3: Indeed Nirvana there on the Radio hod Archy Big Show

772
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:23,320
Speaker 3: this Thursday afternoon line from the Critic Bar at Richmond

773
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:24,919
Speaker 3: Club in beautiful christ Yurch City.

774
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,839
Speaker 6: That's right, Jay, So we are down here.

775
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 4: It's the official warm up party for the Wild Foods Festival,

776
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 4: which is happening in hook A Ticket this very weekend.

777
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 6: Tomorrow. We were rudding the Trans Alpine train across to Graymouth.

778
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 3: There we asked a kesy, because I know that you're

779
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 3: getting you're very excited about getting stuck into the caboose.

780
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,719
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, it's not. You know, I've never been in

781
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 6: the caboose before. You know, I've tried. Yeah, but for

782
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 6: to have official permission to go in the kaboose tomorrow

783
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:53,760
Speaker 6: on the train, yes, very exciting.

784
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 4: I've heard good things, yes, and of course you know

785
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,359
Speaker 4: the official warmut party brought to you by our friends

786
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 4: at Montes. So if you are in Christy Richmond Club,

787
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 4: Critic Bar, come on down, fellers. Also, just another piece

788
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,399
Speaker 4: of housekeeping. The hotels we've been put up in because

789
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,800
Speaker 4: Hodaki hates us have coin operated toilets.

790
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 6: Yes, in every single room. It costs twenty cents to

791
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 6: flush the toilet.

792
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 4: Just that you know that the we've had a hat

793
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 4: out here on the on the table and people have

794
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 4: been making donations. Twenty three twenty cent coins have been donated.

795
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 4: How good twenty three steamers you know, with the six

796
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 4: of us here from Auckland average that out, that's what

797
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 4: like four steamers each or something?

798
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, so very much appreciated. Feelers.

799
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 4: Speaking of money, just sort of wondering, how do you

800
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 4: fail as approach a situation where your friends, and usually

801
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 4: it is your mates, they owe your money, right, okay, Like,

802
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,799
Speaker 4: what do you do in a situation where you're free,

803
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 4: it's not ten bucks, you know, it's more than ten bucks,

804
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 4: and they haven't paid, and you've asked them and they

805
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:50,439
Speaker 4: still haven't paid.

806
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 6: What do you guys usually do in that scenario? Because

807
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 6: I'm facing are they good?

808
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 7: Are they good mates?

809
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 6: Um? Yeah?

810
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 2: They are all?

811
00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, i'd say so.

812
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 4: I mean I've know that for about five years now,

813
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,399
Speaker 4: you know, so i'd say you we're pretty good mates.

814
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 7: Yeah I did, man?

815
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean how much are we talking here? Keezy?

816
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 6: Well it's fifty bucks each?

817
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 3: Yeah right, okay, there's two of them, and that's a scenario.

818
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 3: I'm with MOGGI there. I mean, I wouldn't worry too

819
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 3: much about it.

820
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 6: I'm not worried. It's more the principle of well, you know.

821
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 3: What I mean, principle it's not worth getting sort of

822
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 3: stressed out about you know what I mean, what price

823
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 3: your own good mental health and sanity.

824
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 2: Just let it go. I mean, fifty bucks for here,

825
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 2: fifty bucks there? What does it matter? You know what

826
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 2: comes out in the wash?

827
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 6: It does come out of the wash making wh I

828
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 6: don't know if it does.

829
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 3: Because and you've got your game of two Halves money,

830
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 3: you know, going on in your season one Ditch Money

831
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,879
Speaker 3: and your Season one Ditch Money.

832
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 6: It's two very niche.

833
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 4: TV shows that I haven't been on recently, Fellas, the

834
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 4: money's starting to dry, and the thing is for me, jays,

835
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,439
Speaker 4: fifty bucks has a lot of money.

836
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,959
Speaker 6: I know that's nothing to you. Yeah, that is pess

837
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 6: all to you because you're totally You're on Dog Squad.

838
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 2: Money, Yeah totally.

839
00:37:57,920 --> 00:37:59,799
Speaker 6: If you haven't seen Dog Squad, it's a great show

840
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 6: onan Zi. But I can't.

841
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 4: I want to have asked them for money. They haven't

842
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 4: paid me back. I just like in fifty but I

843
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 4: need the money right. Times are tough, fellas well.

844
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 2: You've got a kid on the way, and I don't

845
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:12,800
Speaker 2: have a kid on the way, stop saying that.

846
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 3: I can understand that, you know, I mean you want

847
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 3: to feel financially secured, you.

848
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 2: Do, but don't know.

849
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 7: The thing is when you have a kid, Keysy, and

850
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 7: you'll find this out when it happens.

851
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 6: No, no, no, we're winning happens, You're going to need your.

852
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 5: Friends around you to support you, to help you look

853
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 5: after the kid, to take the kid off your hands,

854
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 5: all those sorts of things. If you start losing friends

855
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 5: because you're trying to get fifty bucks off them, totally,

856
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 5: I mean you're sort of you're cutting off your massive

857
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 5: honker despite your face.

858
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally right.

859
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 3: Can you imagine your wife, you know, she's got little

860
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 3: Keysy on her knee there.

861
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 6: I'm not naming the kid, keys and I'm also not

862
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 6: having a kid.

863
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,320
Speaker 3: And she's, you know, bob a little Keysy there and

864
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 3: he's finding it hard to keep his balance.

865
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 6: Do not bully my unborn child, please who also know?

866
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 3: And tears are pouring out of her face. Yeah, because

867
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 3: she wants to go out and have a nice.

868
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 2: Night with her husband, but none of her friends.

869
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 3: Will baby set the kid because you know, Keysy banged

870
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 3: on about being owned fifty bucks a year or so

871
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 3: previously you know what I'm saying.

872
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 6: Right, Okay, so you're saying just just let it slide.

873
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 2: Totally let it slide, man.

874
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 4: Right, So you guys aren't paying me back my fifty bucks,

875
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 4: then you got no chance. Oh okay, that's bullshit. It

876
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 4: was for Pugs's birthday prison.

877
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 2: Man, hey.

878
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 7: And it was a great prison too, Yeah, can you Pugs?

879
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 10: You're welcome, brother, No, You're welcome from me and Little

880
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 10: Keysy who doesn't exist for Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,

881
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 10: Mike Minogue and Kesey going to the.

882
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 3: Stone Age there on the Radio Honarchy Big Show Live

883
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 3: from the Critic Barrett, the Richmond Club and Christitch and

884
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 3: association with Monteze as a sort of pre party to

885
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 3: the Wild Food Festival.

886
00:39:58,440 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 2: Fellows, that's right.

887
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 4: We're hitting over Graymouth tomorrow on the Trans Alpine, which

888
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 4: is a train six hour train journey. Feels beautiful, one

889
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 4: of the most beautiful train journeys in the world.

890
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 6: Am I missing something? He was absolutely beautiful.

891
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 7: Now.

892
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,439
Speaker 5: I just looked over at the old mate Hoodyiz brought

893
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 5: over there and he is he is struggling out the

894
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 5: back of Chompion on ball testicles. Yeah, he's sitting there

895
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,760
Speaker 5: giving himself a message, just rubbing down his legs. Jays,

896
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 5: Can I be honest, man, your eyes are starting to water,

897
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 5: and I'm not entirely sure that you are not going

898
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:28,720
Speaker 5: to puke.

899
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

900
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 3: Look, I'm doing everything I can at the moment not

901
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,720
Speaker 3: to pike that magie. It's it's just sort of floating

902
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,800
Speaker 3: in my gut as we speak. I mean, what do

903
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 3: you wash bull testicle down with?

904
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

905
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 3: And then Punk San comes up to me and he's like,

906
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 3: or do you want something to do? You want some

907
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 3: chips or something?

908
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,760
Speaker 2: And it's like, Punks, I just had a ball testival

909
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 2: for God's sake.

910
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,359
Speaker 6: He's full, as full as the bull.

911
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 2: It's possible.

912
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,360
Speaker 4: And when you say you're doing everything you cannot to vomit,

913
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 4: all you've done is eat Nick Career and drink coffees.

914
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know you needs mask. Needs mask.

915
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 7: If you see sneaking off of the toilet, make sure

916
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 7: you follow him in with your video cameras.

917
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, great stuff.

918
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, film Hody Jay and the Toilet's good stuff.

919
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:16,319
Speaker 3: Hate you now listen coming up after six o'clock. A Mess,

920
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 3: A massive crowd favorite what's on the dinner with me?

921
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 6: Kezy, it's actually what's for tea with me? Dinner with me?

922
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,279
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, that is coming up after six o'clock. So

923
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 4: if you are having dinner tonight, why not tix through

924
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 4: on three four eight three and tell us what you're

925
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 4: having Every text in the drawer for fifty dollars cash

926
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 4: cash cash, thanks to toledos three four eight three.

927
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 7: What is for dinner?

928
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 6: Also foils a few shout outs here, Yes, great? If

929
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 6: I may first shout out to Ben and Grace who

930
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 6: are in the crowd.

931
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:56,919
Speaker 4: Just got engaged. Ah, Ben and Grace from the crowd, congratulations. Yeah,

932
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:00,399
Speaker 4: good on you guys. You got yourself one of their

933
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 4: Grace he's got the Hoidy j T shirt on and

934
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 4: the City of the Ship hat.

935
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 2: Good on your mat.

936
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 4: It's not too late to back out. Also, Neil, Happy

937
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 4: fortieth birthday to Neil.

938
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 2: Where's Neil your bat b He's.

939
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,960
Speaker 6: He's a big fan Old Neil. He's a big fan

940
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 6: of aston Villa as well.

941
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:17,359
Speaker 2: So yeah, good ship.

942
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 4: Shout out your bat bun. And also we had a

943
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,879
Speaker 4: request for a song nearly. I tried to get it done.

944
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 4: The boss said no. But a nice bloke at the

945
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 4: corner here is celebrating his winning anniversary with Julie Stooley.

946
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 6: Ah, congratulations, Am I wrong.

947
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 7: That it's the fortieth?

948
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:34,720
Speaker 6: Is it the fortieth?

949
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 7: I think it's a fortieth winning anniversary year.

950
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 6: And he's in the pub watching the Big Show. What

951
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 6: a way to celebrate.

952
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 4: And by the way, yeah, if you have any shout

953
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 4: outs three four eight three, But most importantly, what are

954
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 4: you having for dinner?

955
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 6: Three four eight three? Give us a text. You can

956
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 6: win yourself fifty dollars The.

957
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,439
Speaker 1: Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune

958
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Holdarchy Live from

959
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: the Richmond Club.

960
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 2: Critic it's a.

961
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:06,280
Speaker 3: Sure bloody is and it's great to have your company

962
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:10,800
Speaker 3: this Thursday afternoon and beautiful sunny christ Church. You know

963
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 3: a lot of people give christ Church a bit of

964
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:17,399
Speaker 3: jet fellas. You know, they make comments like shiit hole,

965
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 3: yes that before, But I christ Church. If I had

966
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,399
Speaker 3: the chance to live down here, I'd be down here.

967
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 2: In a jiffy.

968
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 4: Well it's pretty easy to organize, right, Okay, Yeah, we

969
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 4: could get you down here pretty quick.

970
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:31,839
Speaker 6: I mean we all know I want to move.

971
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that you want to do that, Keezy,

972
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 2: But I want to know, stomp on your ground.

973
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 6: I don't need a whole city, do well.

974
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,320
Speaker 3: You know, with the amount of kids are going to

975
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 3: be having it, so you know you probably do need

976
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 3: a bit of space.

977
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 6: Serious, ok, fellas not seriously. We have a lot of

978
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 6: fun here on the show, right, Yes, we have a

979
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 6: great time.

980
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 7: You have a lot of fun at home. To make babies,

981
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 7: we just.

982
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 4: We just needed this whole Keysy is having a kid thing.

983
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 4: We just need a nipping in the bud if that's

984
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 4: all good? And I don't I never asked that often.

985
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 7: Does your wife know that you're not interested in having kids?

986
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 2: Keys?

987
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 6: No, I'm interested in having kids. It's just I don't

988
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:06,800
Speaker 6: see you that.

989
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 3: You know, Well, maybe if you didn't want to have kids,

990
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 3: you should have nipped it in the butt a little

991
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:15,239
Speaker 3: bit earlier. Keys You know what I'm saying, because I no,

992
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 3: I'm not going to go there. No, No, I know, No,

993
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 3: I'm not going to go there.

994
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, but I'm really excited about it. So is

995
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:22,840
Speaker 2: my wife.

996
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 3: You know, she's very excited about seeing a little Keysy

997
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 3: popping about the place.

998
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 6: Should we should we run like? Oh, watch a Kezy

999
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 6: name as kid. Yeah, that's a great idea really, three

1000
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:35,399
Speaker 6: four eight three.

1001
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 2: My wife will love that, Yeah, I'm sure she will.

1002
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, three four eight three. What should I actually know?

1003
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 6: We're doing a different segment? Three four eight three? What

1004
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 6: are you having for dinner tonight? That's see, that's the

1005
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 6: kind of content we should be doing. Yeah, yeah, sure,

1006
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 6: what's for dinner? Three four eight three?

1007
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 4: Text us, you're instantly the drawer for a fifty dollars

1008
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 4: cash injection. Thanks, So I mates at Toledo's. So do

1009
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,439
Speaker 4: get stuck and we'll be doing that next, fellas, what's

1010
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 4: coming up next?

1011
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 2: Jayce? I can't see.

1012
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: The Hodarchy Big Show? Was Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune.

1013
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 3: In on radio host Pumpkins Here on the radio Hodarky

1014
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 3: Big Show, This glorious Thursday afternoon.

1015
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 2: But right now it's time four.

1016
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 6: Oh you hey, guys, text here from Steve, what's on

1017
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 6: the tea with me? Dinner with me? Keys?

1018
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 7: That's good?

1019
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just the miss name of it for a

1020
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,439
Speaker 4: segment formally, what's on the dinner? Wait, what's for tea

1021
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 4: with me?

1022
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 6: Keysy? Yes, yes, I can't even remember anymore.

1023
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 4: Basically, how it works is you texted on three four

1024
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 4: eight three you tell us what you're having for dinner

1025
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:41,439
Speaker 4: and you got the draw for a fifty dollars cash

1026
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 4: injection thanks to Toledos, which is bloody exciting.

1027
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 6: Now the issue we've gone.

1028
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 4: Here fellas as people have started instead of texting and

1029
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 4: what they're having for dinner, texting through the names of

1030
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 4: what my first child little keasy? So do we want

1031
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 4: to do what's for dinner? Or do we want to

1032
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 4: do what keysy is firstborn should be?

1033
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:00,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? I did a combo. Think they're keysy?

1034
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:05,880
Speaker 6: Okay, alright, this is good, Um, get their feelers. Carry

1035
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 6: here packer, Kerry Packer. Who's that?

1036
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 7: He's the head of News Corp Australia.

1037
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,319
Speaker 6: Pretty niche. It's Kerry Packers.

1038
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:26,240
Speaker 7: He started, he's starting, he started to Kerry Pecker.

1039
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 2: Yes, the one day game and the colored clothing right, okay?

1040
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, the carry packer here for tea to night.

1041
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 4: Classic cheese toast is in our house, absolute backbone of

1042
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,320
Speaker 4: the weekly meal planning.

1043
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 3: Yeah nice yet that's yeah, that's a I like to

1044
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 3: run a cheese toasty with the stick mag and the

1045
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 3: tomato soup.

1046
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,759
Speaker 2: That's tomato soup.

1047
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, yeah, we're gonna pivot over

1048
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,400
Speaker 4: to names for Keyesyes, firstborn, Keesy should name the baby

1049
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 4: either Patrick or Patricia.

1050
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 6: That way he can introduce them by saying meat patty.

1051
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 6: It's not that funny.

1052
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 7: I don't even need to do anymore. We've gotta win it.

1053
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 6: I call my baby patty, meat patty. Meet Patty, meet petty,

1054
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 6: because meat patties.

1055
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 2: You don't meat patty.

1056
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 6: No, the name of the kid doesn't meet patty. It's

1057
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 6: like littay to be honest with your keysy.

1058
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 2: Actually, that is a consideration.

1059
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 3: In the sense of, you know, you you have to

1060
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 3: consider the fact that your kid's gonna have really formidable naps.

1061
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, Jason, it's something that my wife and I

1062
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:35,359
Speaker 6: have spoken about.

1063
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 7: Had a fifty to fifty chances of handing it down

1064
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 7: to the next generation.

1065
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:40,879
Speaker 4: Well, it's actually worse than that. There's actually a temper

1066
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 4: chance that one's really massive and one.

1067
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 2: Isn't right, okay, yeah, geez rat And.

1068
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 4: If they get sunburned, burn meat patties. Yeah, anyway, get there.

1069
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:58,200
Speaker 4: Fellers John here, Wayne Key, good a Fellows John Key here,

1070
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:02,760
Speaker 4: slow cooked lamb nick chops with vegetables and noodles.

1071
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:04,800
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds fangastic.

1072
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 7: You're having a shocking John.

1073
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 2: I'd rather eat bulls testicles and.

1074
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 6: You did earlier in the show Lamb nick chopsies and

1075
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 6: it's a very weird con Yeah. I think I think

1076
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 6: John's passed up.

1077
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally. Man smashed a few besies.

1078
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 4: Make get a Feller's little baby Keezy should be called

1079
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 4: keysy Mckeesye, that's not funny.

1080
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:31,839
Speaker 6: That's just it's not that funny. Key McKey keys all

1081
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 6: about this one now, this.

1082
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 4: Is from rob Keyes. Should have three kids named ham,

1083
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:42,400
Speaker 4: cheese and pineapple. I seriously, I only Hawaiian pizza like

1084
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 4: once in a Blue Moon.

1085
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 6: I'm not naming my three children. That's not all right.

1086
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 6: Let's go back to dinner texts.

1087
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, you're doing really well here. I'm handling all

1088
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,280
Speaker 7: these texts. Great job, man, you get on you there, feelers,

1089
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 7: A little little panty's going to be very proud, Yeah,

1090
00:48:58,719 --> 00:48:59,800
Speaker 7: very very proud.

1091
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 6: Get a fellas Andre here, Oh, Andre three thousand Andre.

1092
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 2: What's the cricketer's name, Andre Egacy?

1093
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1094
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,759
Speaker 2: When he was a tennis player, obviously, Yeah, he was

1095
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 2: a tennis.

1096
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:17,600
Speaker 6: Lamb coughters with flat bread mint yoga and Greek salad.

1097
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 2: Oh quite like that?

1098
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 7: Well done.

1099
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:24,399
Speaker 4: It sounds nice. A little bit of Mediterranean there. I'm

1100
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 4: just looking up for another name here. Feelers. It's hard

1101
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 4: to sort of juggle them around. Yeah, especially when you no,

1102
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 4: no carry on, I've had three beers.

1103
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 6: Good a fellas Keysy's kid could be named.

1104
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 7: Spear spear Key. That's true, that's good stuff.

1105
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 6: Okay, that received it. Come on, guys, crowd absolutely loved that.

1106
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 5: The great thing about the intelligence of this crowd is

1107
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 5: they said the text came through his spear, but it

1108
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 5: took me to say put the two together before they

1109
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 5: got the keys.

1110
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 7: Really good.

1111
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:57,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, what about this one here from Sam? You could

1112
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 4: call your kid bird ship Tony.

1113
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:07,760
Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keisey.

1114
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 3: Yes, indeed an excess there on the Radio Hodarchy Big

1115
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:14,359
Speaker 3: Show this Thursday evening live from the Critic Bar at

1116
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 3: What's Up Richmond Club in beautiful christ Jetch fellows.

1117
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:19,320
Speaker 6: Who could forget it?

1118
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 4: Jason's so lovely down here, And of course it's the

1119
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 4: official warm up for the hookitic A Wild Foods Festival.

1120
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 6: Tomorrow, put on by our friends at monteeth.

1121
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, how good? How good?

1122
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 6: Did I say? Tomorrow? Saturday Fellows?

1123
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:33,400
Speaker 5: On Sunday night, I popped out of their house and

1124
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,719
Speaker 5: went down to the local dairy there to get some

1125
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:37,800
Speaker 5: chocolate to watch a movie, you know, sometimes I like

1126
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 5: to treat myself. And down at the sort of the

1127
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 5: local shops there, it was. It's pretty deserted. There was

1128
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 5: no bastard there. It was just the dairy and me,

1129
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 5: and lying on the ground, completely flat on the ground

1130
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 5: but slightly skew worth, with just as head leaning up

1131
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:56,440
Speaker 5: against the wall and a crook in his neck was

1132
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 5: a homeless gentleman.

1133
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 2: Right.

1134
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 5: I knew he was homeless because he was lying on

1135
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 5: the concrete on the footpath there, and he was wearing

1136
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 5: no shoes, he just had socks on. But he was

1137
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 5: singing songs, you know, and he was trying to cheer

1138
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:11,319
Speaker 5: people up, and I thought that was lovely, particularly given

1139
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 5: there was nobody around for him to sing to. It

1140
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 5: was deserted, so he was trying to busk but there

1141
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 5: was nobody to give him any money. So I went

1142
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 5: into the shop and I bought my chocolates and that

1143
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,839
Speaker 5: I came out and he was still singing and I thought,

1144
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 5: you're right. So I went and got forty bucks.

1145
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 7: Out of the.

1146
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 5: Cash flow machine there, went over to the fell there

1147
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 5: and I handed him the forty bucks and he was

1148
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 5: absolutely you know, he was over.

1149
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 7: He was thrilled.

1150
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 6: He thought it was twenty, but then he realized it

1151
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 6: was forty. So he was over the moon. And it's cheers, brother,

1152
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 6: thank you so much.

1153
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 7: And he goes, oh, what's the time. What's the time?

1154
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 5: And I looked at the time and it was quarter

1155
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 5: It was quarter to nine. And I told him, I said,

1156
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 5: it's caughter a n I mate. And he goes, ah, effort,

1157
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 5: but not effort, but like if it yes, And I said,

1158
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 5: what's the matter and he said, oh, the iff bottle

1159
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 5: store was closed.

1160
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 2: Man, oh yeah.

1161
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 5: And so I said to him, and I'm not proud

1162
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,879
Speaker 5: of this. I wasn't really thinking. I said, all good man,

1163
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 5: look on the bright side. Now, what I was meaning

1164
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 5: was look on the bright side, you've got forty bucks.

1165
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 5: I wasn't really thinking about the fact that I was

1166
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,399
Speaker 5: saying look on the bright side to a homeless guy

1167
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 5: who was sleeping on the concrete and had no shoes. Yes,

1168
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 5: so does that make me a good person or a

1169
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 5: bad person. Should I have not given him any money

1170
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 5: in the first place.

1171
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you what, Mogi. As you know, I've

1172
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 2: moved into the CBD.

1173
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a central business next in.

1174
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 3: Auckland City there, and sadly there's a lot of homeless

1175
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:39,320
Speaker 3: there are. And you know, I was, funnily enough walking

1176
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 3: home from the theater.

1177
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 2: The other night.

1178
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 3: And there was a guy lying on the bench of

1179
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 3: the parks at a bench there, you know, singing songs

1180
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:53,240
Speaker 3: as well, funnily enough, and we got to chatting and stuff,

1181
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 3: and so I went down to the ATM and I

1182
00:52:55,960 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 3: gave him one hundred and fifty bucks and he was

1183
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 3: the same thing. He said, oh, mate, what time is it?

1184
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, it's about ten to night

1185
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 3: and he was, oh, effort. That means a bloody booze

1186
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 3: bloody shop has closed, do you know what I'm saying?

1187
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I mean.

1188
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 6: I know it leaves it.

1189
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 5: It leaves us sort of a bad taste in your mouth,

1190
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,840
Speaker 5: and you're almost in yourself. I might as well just

1191
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:20,759
Speaker 5: pay Keezy back.

1192
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 2: Yeah true, totally three times over there.

1193
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:28,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well we actually had a speaking of bad

1194
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 4: taste in your mouth. Jase which you can relate to

1195
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 4: right now having eaten bulls testicles. My wife actually put

1196
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 4: her foot in it the other night? Did she similar situation?

1197
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:40,359
Speaker 2: Hell?

1198
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 6: The hell does put her foot in me? Come on, well,

1199
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 6: what do you kick you?

1200
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:45,840
Speaker 2: But what did she? What do you go on?

1201
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 6: Man, I've got a gum boot.

1202
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 7: You're a shopping No.

1203
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 6: I'm not okay, So what actually happens?

1204
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 4: We're at Pugs's thirtieth birthday and his family were there

1205
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 4: and Pugs's father is death what.

1206
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:06,720
Speaker 6: Mogi? Pugs's father is deaf and he has hearing issues.

1207
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 4: And my wife wasn't aware, and we were chatting to

1208
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 4: him and then you know, we were chatting about this

1209
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 4: and that, this and that, and she goes, oh, so

1210
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 4: do you listen to the Big Show?

1211
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 6: And he goes, well, no, I can't. And my wife

1212
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 6: and I were just.

1213
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 4: Sitting there and the luck stink of obviously he doesn't

1214
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:25,719
Speaker 4: and she felt terrible about it.

1215
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and then she.

1216
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 6: Put her foot in the.

1217
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 1: Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

1218
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 3: Any Wise here on the Radio Honarchy Big Show this

1219
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:43,240
Speaker 3: Thursday evening live from the Credit Bar at the Richmond

1220
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 3: Club if you're in the area, Dame Barber, because we

1221
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 3: nearly finished, Fellows.

1222
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 6: Well, i'd still say come on down.

1223
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:49,919
Speaker 2: We are I mean come on down by all means yeah,

1224
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 2: you know what, Yeah, I probably won't be here. We'll

1225
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 2: be here'll be here.

1226
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 4: I'll be here pushing the boat out Riche're going to

1227
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 4: go Richmond Club and christ it's the official warm up

1228
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 4: for the world. Foods first of all, are brought to

1229
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:03,359
Speaker 4: you by Monteeth. What other plans for tonight?

1230
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:04,920
Speaker 6: Fellas well?

1231
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 2: I tell you what.

1232
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:07,400
Speaker 3: I'm looking at the horses there, and there were the

1233
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 3: greyhounds before. I'm feeling a bit of a nerge for

1234
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,319
Speaker 3: a Queen of the Nile kind of action.

1235
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 2: Fellers. That's right. I do have a couple of dollars

1236
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:16,879
Speaker 2: in there. See what comes out?

1237
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:19,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, casino down here, don't they? What do you jon?

1238
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:21,480
Speaker 7: That could be a bit of you, bit of me.

1239
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 6: So you guys gonna go to the cast Yeah, I

1240
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:24,400
Speaker 6: think so.

1241
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 2: Man.

1242
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 5: Well, we've got this hatful of twenty cent pieces here,

1243
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 5: and it seems a shame to waste them.

1244
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,440
Speaker 4: The reason we've got a hatful of twenty cent pieces

1245
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 4: is because it costs us twenty and I'm not joking.

1246
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 4: Twenty cents each time at our hotel, you want to

1247
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 4: flush the toilet, you have to put twenty cents in.

1248
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1249
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:40,320
Speaker 5: But if you go to the high Rollers at the

1250
00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 5: casino there, the steamers are free. Yes, so you can

1251
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 5: save money on steamers and put the money into.

1252
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 7: The old dear queen.

1253
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:55,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, what about you it sho and alcoholic. Yeah, you're

1254
00:55:56,080 --> 00:56:00,360
Speaker 3: you're massively on your way already. What's the playing for

1255
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 3: Christ shirt tonight? You're going to paint it red? Mate,

1256
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 3: I want to paint the town red. Yeah, that's the

1257
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:08,880
Speaker 3: saying that young fellas say nowadays. I'm going to put

1258
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 3: on my dance and shoes and paint the town red.

1259
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,719
Speaker 3: Put on your hot pants there, yeah have the town.

1260
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:16,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, I put on my hot pants and paint the

1261
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,360
Speaker 4: town red. Hoodie jay, No, I want to stay here

1262
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:19,800
Speaker 4: at the Richmond Club for a week. Bit. I have

1263
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 4: a few beers while the old tabs still running, and

1264
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:25,280
Speaker 4: then we'll probably go out for dinner.

1265
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:28,320
Speaker 2: You know, maybe maybe some dumping some portmants.

1266
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 6: No, I don't know if they do Portman's down here

1267
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:30,720
Speaker 6: in christ.

1268
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 2: I love the.

1269
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:35,760
Speaker 7: Portman's Capital of New Zealand.

1270
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:39,319
Speaker 6: I've got to move down here, don't I.

1271
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,399
Speaker 4: But me and Pugs will probably join the Hohocky team

1272
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,800
Speaker 4: and we'll go have a week dinner there. Yeah, and

1273
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 4: then I'll probably go to be it early. To be honest,

1274
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:49,360
Speaker 4: we've got a big daya tomorrow, big day tomorrow on

1275
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 4: the train there on the Chu train.

1276
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, aren't you.

1277
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 2: You're going to be That's never going to happen in

1278
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 2: a million years.

1279
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:59,120
Speaker 6: You've never had a quiet one after a live show?

1280
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 2: Keysy, are you going to go out of the town

1281
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:02,240
Speaker 2: get back at about three?

1282
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1283
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 3: Oh, what about a pizza party? We've got to have

1284
00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 3: a pizza party in Haughty Jay's Buddy hotel room. But

1285
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,880
Speaker 3: I don't think we'd all fit in there quite frankly, fellas,

1286
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:11,800
Speaker 3: And of course I've still got my steamer in the

1287
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 3: bog there, so it might not be the most pleasant experience.

1288
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,760
Speaker 3: But we can get some dominoes, you know, some meat

1289
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,919
Speaker 3: Lover's pizzas and just have a good old time.

1290
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,240
Speaker 2: We can just ignore the floater in the toilet.

1291
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, quite frankly.

1292
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 4: I Well, to be honest, it's been over a year

1293
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 4: since our last pizza party, which is totally when after

1294
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:29,919
Speaker 4: a live show.

1295
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 6: I think it was Taranaki. We did it.

1296
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 4: We went back to Houghty Jay's room, ate a pizza

1297
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:36,439
Speaker 4: and watched a claud No John Claud van dam Yeah movie.

1298
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 2: It was pretty sexy too.

1299
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 6: While Bogie was in the next door room doing a

1300
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 6: bit of work.

1301
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it was actually a very It was that

1302
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,160
Speaker 3: weird thing with all the fellers in the room eating

1303
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 3: pizza and then there was a few news.

1304
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:48,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1305
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:51,640
Speaker 3: We were all in various states of arousal, as you

1306
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,720
Speaker 3: are when you're on the road, and Pugs especially got

1307
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 3: very handsy.

1308
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 6: It's a shocking bastard, that's right.

1309
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:02,720
Speaker 7: He is a shock and burst.

1310
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 4: I love throwing Pugs in it when he doesn't have

1311
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 4: a microphone to tofit himself. But look, if you are

1312
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 4: in the area, come on down to the Richmond Club

1313
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 4: Critic Bar there. We're going to be here for about

1314
00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 4: twenty more minutes.

1315
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 5: And I do want to say we've just had old

1316
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 5: Pugsn's birthday last week was so idiot. It's thirdious. So

1317
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 5: for everybody here, please please please save your applause, save

1318
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 5: your applause, Buy the man a shot, get the boy hammered,

1319
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:32,880
Speaker 5: get Pugsy absolutely on it to response.

1320
00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:37,160
Speaker 2: Thank you forever responsibly of course, bi Son Ba soun

1321
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 2: Bag bag Son.

1322
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 1: The Hood Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue

1323
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 1: and Kisey.

1324
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 2: Well, there you go, your mad bars.

1325
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 3: It's done and justin for the christ Church show as always.

1326
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 3: What a privilege it's been to be down here Forellas.

1327
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 4: Absolutely Jason, huge shout out to critic Bar at the

1328
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 4: Richmond Club.

1329
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 6: Thanks for having us for the second.

1330
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 2: Year in a row. I believe, yeah, I think so.

1331
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 6: If we're down here for the Black Clash, bloody good

1332
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 6: place to be.

1333
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 4: And tomorrow we can to the transalphone train across two

1334
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 4: beautiful Greymouth and then to the Hook. It took a

1335
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 4: Wild Foods Festival before we do that, though, Fellas. Someone's

1336
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 4: brought pugs on a shot.

1337
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:21,920
Speaker 2: How good for a steady of birthday there on your packs.

1338
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 6: Good on your mate, one shot won't hurt too and

1339
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 6: he's done it.

1340
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 2: That's great, Yeah, great, good on your puck Son.

1341
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 3: Yes, very much, looking forward to the Wild Food Festival

1342
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 3: very much.

1343
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:39,040
Speaker 2: Looking forward to the chu Chew train ride tomorrow, Fellers.

1344
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 7: Absolutely.

1345
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 5: Apparently we've been in vitled into the Cadus. We've been

1346
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:44,920
Speaker 5: invited into the engine room as well. Yes, so we'll

1347
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 5: be up there with the driver. It's going to be magnificent.

1348
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 7: Mate. I haven't seen much of the South Orland, so

1349
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 7: I'm looking forward to that.

1350
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1351
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 4: Well, from what I've heard from the great folks at

1352
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:55,960
Speaker 4: the Transalpine there, one of you or two of you

1353
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:57,560
Speaker 4: will get to sort of be up the front running

1354
00:59:57,600 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 4: a train, yes, and then one of us will get

1355
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 4: to sort of be in the caboose there. So it's

1356
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 4: gonna be it's gonna be all go, a beautiful way

1357
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 4: to see the South Island.

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01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 6: I'm very excited.

1359
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:06,720
Speaker 3: Well, I think because you're so excited about being in

1360
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:09,600
Speaker 3: the caboose, it should be you, Keasy. I mean, you know,

1361
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 3: Mogie and I can give a take, you know, but

1362
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 3: you've been banging on about it so much.

1363
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 2: I think if you want to be in the kaboose,

1364
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:16,440
Speaker 2: you be a caboosee.

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01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1366
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:19,200
Speaker 5: Okay, so you've managed to have a win today, Keasy.

1367
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:21,880
Speaker 5: You haven't had to have eat a snail or have

1368
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 5: any of the bulls teschools in your mouth. So if

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01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:27,920
Speaker 5: it's all well and good with you, Jason and I

1370
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 5: will we'll all run the train. But you've got to

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01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 5: go last.

1372
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:33,360
Speaker 6: Yet one hundred percent. I'll be I'll be in the booze.

1374
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 2: It's yeah nice.

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01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 4: We are of course talking about on the train tomorrow,

1376
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 4: the transaal Pine and if you are heading over to

1377
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:41,120
Speaker 4: Hocketick for the Wild Food Festival, we will see.

1378
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 6: You this Saturday. From us failers bloody good stuff.

1379
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:48,760
Speaker 2: Thanks everyone. Backbone pleasure is always love your christ Church,

1380
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,439
Speaker 2: beautiful backbone