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Speaker 1: Kate Hawksby's with us along with Tim Wilson. Good morning,

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Speaker 1: good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 2: Good morning. How many people do you reckon Fell for

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Speaker 2: your paper mache art story?

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Speaker 3: Exactly?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 2: Was that why the boss was talking to you? Stop

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Speaker 2: making See?

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Speaker 1: How many people don't understand I don't understand art? Do they?

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Speaker 1: It's just like everyone's a critic and a skeptic.

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Speaker 2: It's like what we know for a fact is that

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Speaker 2: absolutely none of that was true.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely no, that was true. But here's the deal. The

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Speaker 3: AI Hosking will be able to create beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Did you read that, but you'd be a listener reader?

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Speaker 1: Did you read the article and the listener about me?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: I was glad you read it because I don't have

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Speaker 3: the paywall, so thanks a lot.

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Speaker 1: Is there a paywall on the listener? Yeah? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: Who thought of that? I mean? Who would pay money

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Speaker 1: for the listener?

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty.

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Speaker 1: I get. I mean that do they understand that a

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Speaker 1: paywall is on a supply demand basis and you need

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Speaker 1: a demand.

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Speaker 3: Here's the deal I found. I found listeners up because

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Speaker 3: me and the boys tramp the pinnacles during your holiday

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Speaker 3: and and at the hut at the top of the pinnacles.

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Speaker 3: There are listeners, there are new listeners, so they I'll

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Speaker 3: tell you who buys the listeners. It's trampers.

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Speaker 1: Trampers read the listener. I think that.

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Speaker 2: Actually makes sense to me. That that that that.

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Speaker 1: That trampers drink gum boot tea. Read the listener and

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Speaker 1: read the listener like across and listen to tune into

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Speaker 1: Jesse Mulligan for a laugh. Yeah, actually speaking about.

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Speaker 3: Is a funny guy. But they probably they probably they

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Speaker 3: still don't know that Jeanette fitz Simon's has left the

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Speaker 3: Green Party, so then they keep voting.

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Speaker 1: Well, that might be why they're tramping. They're looking for it. Now,

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Speaker 1: speaking of the Afternoon Show, am I and I'm making

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Speaker 1: this up as they go along. But here's my problem

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Speaker 1: for the week. Do the Afternoon Show the new Afternoon Show?

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Speaker 1: Do they operate? And hear? I knew it. So the

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Speaker 1: first thing they sitting in your chair?

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Speaker 3: They would they would? Would I heard them joking about

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's going to change. So first, first clue,

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Speaker 1: the left first clue was there's a separate screen. There's

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Speaker 1: a new screen, So I thought, hold on, maybe they

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Speaker 1: are in here. So that was fine. I don't mind

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Speaker 1: because I share because I'm not only an out, but

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Speaker 1: I'm a client sharing that.

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Speaker 2: That's why Jason was talking to you. You want your

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Speaker 2: own just for you, because I mean, they really shouldn't

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Speaker 2: be in there, should they?

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Speaker 1: Because they're pigs. I'm just going to call it right now.

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Speaker 1: They are disgusting, messy little pigs. So the only thing

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Speaker 1: I haven't gotten to the bottom of is one of

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Speaker 1: them sits literally where I do, and the other person

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Speaker 1: sits on the other side. Now, the person here's the

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Speaker 1: here's the thing, and as the person who cleans up

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Speaker 1: my dyson, the person the one on the other side

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Speaker 1: is the big pig. And I don't know how much

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Speaker 1: food they consume and where they get it from, but

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Speaker 1: very very little of it goes in their mouth and

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Speaker 1: most of it ends up on the floor. And the

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Speaker 1: stuff they put in the rubbish pin is sticky and

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Speaker 1: it smells, and the whole thing just reeks of disaster.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm going this.

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Speaker 3: As the best Mike's Minute you've done all week.

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Speaker 1: This fantastic, I'm going to guess, because I'm going to

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Speaker 1: get you which one of the two it is because

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Speaker 1: I saw I saw the other day for the first

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Speaker 1: time Tyler. I saw a photo of him for the

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Speaker 1: first time the other day. I don't know Tyler, but

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Speaker 1: I saw a photo of him the other day and

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Speaker 2: That's very radio, isn't it very very radio?

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Speaker 1: But I have met Matt. And if ever you've seen

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Speaker 1: a photo of Matt or met Matt, and you look

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Speaker 1: at the photo of Tyler and then have met Matt,

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Speaker 1: and then you ask the question, which low rent is

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Speaker 1: going to leave most of their lunch on the floor.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I'm thinking that's Heath. Am I right? Or

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Speaker 1: Am I right?

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Speaker 2: I think you're I think you're probably I'd say you're

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Speaker 3: I'm going to triangulate this, Yeah, I'd say so. I

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Speaker 3: don't want to throw Met under a bus, but probably him.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know Tyler either, but I imagine

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Speaker 2: Tyler is in your chair.

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Speaker 1: Tyler seems Tyler seems a shade repressed. But that's that's

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Speaker 1: coming from a person who doesn't know him, but certainly so.

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Speaker 1: Dr Hoskin is.

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Speaker 2: In the house like quietly off air.

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Speaker 1: You know me, everything had just comes to my mind.

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Speaker 1: He strikes me as a person who doesn't drop his sandwiches,

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Speaker 1: whereas whereas Matt Matt strikes me as just a complete

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Speaker 3: He's doing, Matt Matt strikes me as a person who

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Speaker 3: throws sandwiches across the room just for fun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon, that's true. And the question is, and

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Speaker 1: we need to take a break. What am I going

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Speaker 1: to do about it? Because it's it's unacceptable. What I'm

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Speaker 1: just They've just their producer. Who's their producer? It is Andrew.

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Speaker 1: Andrew's just texted, and they've got a special lunch organized

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Speaker 1: for today, the whole lunch. They are the newbies. They've

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Speaker 1: been here for three and a half minutes. For God's sake.

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Speaker 3: Hey, look, I just I had a reflection during during

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Speaker 3: the break, which is that you might be judging a

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Speaker 3: book by its cover. So Tyler might be a peer repressed,

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Speaker 3: well groomed and self controlled, yes, but in the studio

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Speaker 3: may maybe something else comes out.

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Speaker 1: It may be a crazy guy. Yeah, well it seys here.

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Speaker 1: Definitely this must have come up in the program, because

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Speaker 1: Sue texts me it's definitely isn't tyler that leaves a

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Speaker 1: mess if you can wash his towels every day? He's

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Speaker 1: pretty bedanetic having said that I wash my towels every day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but also you go out, you wash your tails

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Speaker 1: I wash my tails every.

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Speaker 2: Day, and you eat in the control room and the

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Speaker 2: news and in the breaks, which is maybe what they

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Speaker 1: God, one, caddie, you should be a management here. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why management who is here, who is paid

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Speaker 1: like leave the studio and go to the lunch room

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Speaker 1: each lead.

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Speaker 3: Like which which towels? You mean you wash your bath

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Speaker 1: Well, no details are constantly because I'm constantly in the kitchen.

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Speaker 1: The amount of baking I do on a daily basis

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Speaker 1: at the moment. But yes, my my bath to.

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Speaker 2: All the showering and saunering. He burns through a lot

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Speaker 1: How were your school holidays? By the way, Tim, apart

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Speaker 1: from the pinnacles, they were great.

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Speaker 3: Actually, what we what we did this week was we

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Speaker 3: we want to get the boys working, so we made

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Speaker 3: up little pamphlets offering their services as dog walkers and

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Speaker 3: lawn waterers, which probably not so good given the rain.

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Speaker 3: And we wandered around the neighborhood distributing those blood in

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Speaker 3: your style, and the people come back with offers. Nothing yet.

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Speaker 3: But I got to tell you, you're talking about metrics,

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Speaker 3: you know, the soggy local rag poking out of it.

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Speaker 3: No one's moved letterbox are a metric. We're in trouble.

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Speaker 1: What's the percentage of letterboxes that have no flyers? Please?

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Speaker 3: It's the phrases no junk mail. I interpreted that as

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Speaker 3: actual mail, a pamphlet from a young man wanting to

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Speaker 3: make something of himself. I thought I'll just bypass that.

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Speaker 3: A high percentage, absolutely high percentage.

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Speaker 1: Were we, Katie, walking as we do, hand in hand

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Speaker 1: the driveway to a house that we have coveted, and

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Speaker 1: up the driveway on the house we have coveted was

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Speaker 1: a young man who was water blasting as driveway. Am

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Speaker 2: Yeah? You see quite a lot of that. Maybe it's

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I think there are some industrious young

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Speaker 1: That's right. And what did I turn and say to you,

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Speaker 1: it not? Along the lines of where did we go

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. You said, none of our kids have

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Speaker 2: water blasted the.

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Speaker 1: Driveway exactly, And further, I said, if we'd asked any

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Speaker 3: Just give some context, which is that when certain boys

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Speaker 3: to make their beds, to empty the dishwasher, the howls

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Speaker 3: of outrages and this is some appalling regime that has

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Speaker 1: Do you want some good news, Katie?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd love some good news.

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Speaker 1: Third season of Fisk about to drop.

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Speaker 2: Ah, that's not as good as telling me that no,

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Speaker 2: there are better. There are better shows.

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Speaker 1: That I would name three.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was said that they Chaos.

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Speaker 1: Which I enjoyed on Netflix, and they were going to

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Speaker 2: They're now or not, and so that's because is what

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Speaker 2: Netflix does and just cancel. Just devastating.

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Speaker 1: Well, Fisker has got three seasons. How can a three

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Speaker 1: season show be worse than one that didn't even make

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Speaker 1: it make it past one?

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Speaker 2: I reckon the tramp is reading the listener? Would watch fisk.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good point. I think that's probably true. Season one

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Speaker 1: was brilliant, Season two was fantastically disappointing. So there's hope

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Speaker 1: for season three.

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Speaker 3: I think I think you guys need to spend less

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Speaker 3: time sitting on the couch looking at the telly and

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Speaker 3: more time handheld walks.

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Speaker 1: We do know what we do is we do handhold walks.

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Speaker 1: And then what I do is I rub her feet

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Speaker 1: in front of the television. I do a lot of

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Speaker 1: foot rubbing in front of the television.

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Speaker 3: I did I do that with Rachel?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to swap for a while? Did she

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Speaker 1: have last week?

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Speaker 3: He's got the best She's got the best feet in

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Speaker 3: the world.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, I mean sorry, it's just a little a little

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Speaker 1: bit loose on a Friday. Anyway, to see you guys,

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Speaker 1: and we'll we'll catch up this time next week if

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Speaker 1: if all goes well, Kate Hawk's be Tim Wilson for another.

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Speaker 3: Week for more from the Mike Asking Breakfast, some live

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