1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: Pleas and Haley's Little Bit of pod. 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:05,080 Speaker 2: Great things are. 3 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 3: Brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to every day. Welcome 4 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:09,920 Speaker 3: to a little bit of Porn. 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: Producer Jared has gone viral for more on that and 6 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:18,480 Speaker 1: the anti virals, and I didn't. I guess he's gonna 7 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 1: explain to his necessary We got it live on the podcast, 8 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,919 Speaker 1: which I always really like those stories where someone drags 9 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:29,760 Speaker 1: an STI into a relationship and then that's still what's 10 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:30,360 Speaker 1: happening here. 11 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:33,600 Speaker 2: Whenever I would get a pepsmere, my doctor would always 12 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,600 Speaker 2: say we're doing s t I check and I'll be like, yeah, 13 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 2: but I've been with my partner for years, and she'd 14 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:37,239 Speaker 2: be like. 15 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:42,919 Speaker 3: Everyone says that like the stories you hear, So. 16 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 4: You got you got the clap Jared. 17 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 1: You're riddle gone. 18 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:54,280 Speaker 5: You've gone viral, but not not in the main stream. 19 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 4: Okay, No, I am mainstream. 20 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 2: Is sort of the definition of going viral is that 21 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:01,640 Speaker 2: it kind of goes everywhere everyone sees, thus being made stream. 22 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,479 Speaker 5: That's why I said I've kind of gone viral. Okay, Yeah, 23 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:06,479 Speaker 5: so you know my Facebook group that I'm a part 24 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 5: of doll Men's Club. Yes, yeah, your boys stopped lurking 25 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,559 Speaker 5: and left a comment, Oh what. 26 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 4: Did you say a post? 27 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 1: Did you put a post up of for dol means 28 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:17,360 Speaker 1: or did you just comment? 29 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,959 Speaker 5: I just commented, but my comment but attraction? 30 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,400 Speaker 4: Oh really? Okay what were you commenting on? 31 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:27,399 Speaker 5: So Pavel found a spoon on the beach and the 32 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:28,200 Speaker 5: going theory. 33 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: Are you familiar with dolmens Club? 34 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:30,080 Speaker 4: Yeah? 35 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 1: Yeah. It's basically like if you tell your wife, she's 36 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:36,039 Speaker 1: gonna be like, who gives a fuck? What a bunch 37 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 1: of dudes and. 38 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 4: They're just like tell me more. Yeah, what about the spoon? 39 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 3: Iiate this? Yeah, it is a great Facebook page. 40 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,839 Speaker 5: And so he found a spoon washed up on the beach. 41 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:48,240 Speaker 5: He was like, this is from the Titanic? 42 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:51,280 Speaker 4: What probably not? Probably not? 43 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 5: And we've done some deep diving. My comment I left 44 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 5: said I was actually on the Titanic and can confirm 45 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,240 Speaker 5: I useless spoon. 46 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 2: I actually happened to get off the Titanic. And one 47 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:12,920 Speaker 2: of those safety. 48 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:15,520 Speaker 3: Someone hovers over your profile. It's like Jared Petstock lives 49 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 3: in Auckland. 50 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,919 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, one hundred and seventy six people think, 51 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 5: oh I'm pretty funny. 52 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:24,040 Speaker 2: Oh wow, seventy six that's good traction on Facebook. 53 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 3: It's good, not bad. 54 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,760 Speaker 5: Wow. So yeah, this is just the start of my 55 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 5: illustrious viral career. 56 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 2: Are you going to start commenting on more posts? 57 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 4: I don't think so. 58 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:35,080 Speaker 5: I think that people want me to. 59 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 4: I think the people are crying. 60 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:38,320 Speaker 1: Yeah. 61 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 3: There have been a few posts lately, more Instagram reels 62 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 3: where the comments are like so funny. 63 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:49,200 Speaker 2: So brutally, where you see a video that you're like, 64 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,480 Speaker 2: oh oh, and then someone just sees just here for 65 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 2: the comments, and you go in the comments you're like, oh, 66 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 2: we're a world of comedians. 67 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,960 Speaker 3: But people keep these posts and these reels up because 68 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 3: a lot of them have like millions of views and 69 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:05,760 Speaker 3: so many comments, but like they would make me cry. 70 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 1: Yeah if this was my real if I get a 71 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,120 Speaker 1: real suggestion to me and I go and it says 72 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: like doesn't have many likes, yeap, and then I'll have 73 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 1: ten thousand comments, I'm like, this is gonna be so mean. Yeah, 74 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:17,720 Speaker 1: let's have a look. 75 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 3: It's hot. 76 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,080 Speaker 1: It is, and it's like people maybe leave it up 77 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:22,600 Speaker 1: because they're getting all those Well. 78 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:25,640 Speaker 3: There was this one, this one guy that had like 79 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:27,640 Speaker 3: a few of these videos and like so many comments 80 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 3: and people were just being so many but had like 81 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 3: eleven million views. Wow, So I guess they must get 82 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,239 Speaker 3: to this point where they're like, well, do I want 83 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:38,080 Speaker 3: the popularity? But then do I want the incredible self 84 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 3: esteem that comes with it? 85 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,120 Speaker 1: I don't know. 86 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 2: I follow a page called Cringey with a que and 87 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 2: it's all like the cringey content on Instagram that's so 88 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 2: just makes you want to unfollow. 89 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 4: And then yeah, the comments are just amazing. I love it. Yeah, 90 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 4: I love it so much. 91 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 3: It's I don't know the Internet a That's why I wouldn't. 92 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 3: I just don't comment on videos. I would never do that. 93 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 2: Here's a granny looking up some whipped grape. The whole thing. 94 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:12,520 Speaker 4: She's going over that very suggestively she's doing. She's doing comments, 95 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 4: ruthless the comments. 96 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:18,680 Speaker 2: Someone's grand I'm sorry, y'all, my grandma escaped my basement. 97 00:04:20,839 --> 00:04:25,320 Speaker 4: Alcohol destroys your body. She's only thirty eight. It's so good. 98 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,479 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it's just tread lightly into the comments section 99 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 1: because you're laughing, and then you'll be like, well, that's 100 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,000 Speaker 1: me going to Hell. I'll see you there.