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Speaker 1: The ZiT M podcast network. Please Haley's little bit of Pod.

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Speaker 2: Treat yourself to mcafay coffee with my Maca's rewards.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to a little bit of Pod. The following podcast

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Speaker 1: contains the term sex ready deck so for a young is.

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Speaker 1: So it may not be suitable for.

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Speaker 3: Young mostly medical, but there is yeah so sr D

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Speaker 3: mentioned young is.

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Speaker 1: Please tune out now.

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Speaker 3: Now today's a little bit of pod. I've written a

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Speaker 3: timeline story because this is the story of when I

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Speaker 3: went to the doctors this week for my satisticals.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and do we mention yourself?

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Speaker 3: You did mention one morning when Haley was away that

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Speaker 3: I had a weird, dull.

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Speaker 1: Pain and aching.

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Speaker 2: They were yearning for my presence.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, have you missed someone? And that was

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Speaker 1: how your body your balls ached for them.

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Speaker 2: My partners are oh, but we.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't stop going oh goa yeah. But I said it

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Speaker 1: was weird. It wasn't the ball.

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Speaker 3: And I'm a regular checker for testicular cancer lumps and stuff.

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Speaker 2: I started chicking my breasts softenough. Everybody a lot of density.

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Speaker 2: I can really feel for.

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Speaker 1: Lump lum would stick out. I think you should. I

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Speaker 1: got a mate who got.

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Speaker 3: Test cancer at the start of this year.

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Speaker 1: That's howver thing are you drawing a testicle? There? I'm

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Speaker 1: drawing the ball. You've drawing a ball. Unrealistic.

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Speaker 2: That's the sack.

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Speaker 1: That's the sack around sack.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, very circular monoball.

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Speaker 1: Just the one ball and here with another one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how's that?

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Speaker 3: They need to be linked like a hairy butt cheek.

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Speaker 1: It looks like two kiwi fruits.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what is that?

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Speaker 1: Jeesus?

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, a little ratio is so old.

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Speaker 3: I said I was going to give it a little

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Speaker 3: while because I thought I might have like s on

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Speaker 3: them funny or them them.

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Speaker 1: I had requested ball before, and it does hurt. Do

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Speaker 1: you remember that time I sat on a ball funny

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Speaker 1: in the cycle class and.

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Speaker 2: I stood up to laugh at them, and then I

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Speaker 2: sat down on a flat So it was immediate karma.

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Speaker 1: It was.

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Speaker 3: I was like, I'm going to give it a little bit,

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Speaker 3: and I gave it like a week, and then I

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Speaker 3: was like, nah, it's I'm going to go to the.

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Speaker 1: Doctor without this. Good for you.

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Speaker 2: We ignore issues down there for too long, shouldn't I

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Speaker 2: shouldn't ignore these things. The amount of times I've told

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Speaker 2: a doctor to swab it and grown here. She's like,

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Speaker 2: it's an ingrown here. I can see the hero in it.

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Speaker 2: What for, like herpes or something? You never know where

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Speaker 2: are you going to get it from? I'm talking back

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Speaker 2: in the day, back in the day. Anytime you get

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Speaker 2: an ingrown here, you'd be like, what here it is?

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Speaker 1: Here's the hooks.

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Speaker 3: This is a lovely country to have herpes on ad campaign.

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Speaker 2: Reducing the stigma of herpes, because literally everyone's got it.

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Speaker 1: So I booked it.

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Speaker 3: I booked it, and I was surprised that they said

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Speaker 3: you were going an appointment tomorrow because people talking thembut

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Speaker 3: the long waiting.

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Speaker 1: Lists and stuff. This is a regular doctor or a

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Speaker 1: new one.

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Speaker 3: No, it's a I've been to this doctor once, oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: or twice, right, for different things. One of them was

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Speaker 3: when we were going away frowhere and we need to

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Speaker 3: get like a health.

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Speaker 1: Check for something, and as when we were jumping out

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Speaker 1: of the back of the Air Force place it was

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Speaker 1: and then we needed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it was. So maybe that was the

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Speaker 3: last time. And sometime over COVID I think I went

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Speaker 3: to them for sinus in fiction. Right, Just here's my

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Speaker 3: whole medical history.

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Speaker 1: Book, and they said, this is when the doc down.

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Speaker 3: I didn't recognize the name and the name I told

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Speaker 3: you guys the name, and we couldn't decide if it

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Speaker 3: was like Dutch something and we weren't sure.

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Speaker 1: So I didn't know you were unsure who you were

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Speaker 1: getting a Dutch rudder from?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, yeah, well technically that's where I would hold it,

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Speaker 3: but they'd do the movement.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't actually know what a Dutch.

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Speaker 2: I'm so im you are so innocent.

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Speaker 3: The appointment, I went to the front desk, I said, hello,

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Speaker 3: Vaughan Smith, here for an eleven fifteen appointment, and arms there.

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Speaker 1: At ten us to live in.

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Speaker 2: That's good, perfect time for rival.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, because they always leave you waiting, so you

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Speaker 1: don't want to be too.

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Speaker 3: Now. I'm sitting in there and I'm playing my game

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Speaker 3: on my phone, and I hear one of the ladies

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Speaker 3: in reception say and I think that should be fact

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Speaker 3: of the day to one of the other recessions. And

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Speaker 3: I looked and she was looking at me and she like,

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Speaker 3: wave just over here, singing your praises. Oh that's lovely

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Speaker 3: that the people who are about to read the report

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Speaker 3: about my balls.

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Speaker 1: Know who I am?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I love that when I get my colonoscopy and

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Speaker 2: they ask me about you.

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Speaker 3: Guys, Yeah, how are the boys? And then they asked

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Speaker 3: me when you're under under? So then I go and

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Speaker 3: oh no. Then I vorn and I look up and

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Speaker 3: the doctor is female.

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Speaker 1: But I don't give a ship.

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Speaker 3: I find it's weird if you've got a medical problem

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Speaker 3: to go and I prefer a man dealt with these balls.

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Speaker 2: I prefer a female.

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Speaker 1: And I can understand that.

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Speaker 2: I've had male gynecologists who do more like intins of

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Speaker 2: stuff than just you.

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Speaker 1: It can be done by a nurse.

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Speaker 3: They can be anyone, right, So and then back of

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Speaker 3: a van mind, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Boyfriend.

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Speaker 3: Me, well are you you asked me?

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Speaker 1: It looks all right.

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Speaker 3: So then I go in and I sit with the

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Speaker 3: doctor and she's like, what brings you in today? And

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Speaker 3: I just straight up say, I've had a weird floating pain.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes it's down by the testicles, sometimes it's more up

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Speaker 3: in the abdomen above it, and she's like, well, that

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Speaker 3: makes sense because that's where it joins the cords. And

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Speaker 3: then I learn when we're babies, when we first start forming.

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Speaker 3: The testicles are up inside us almost kind of like God,

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Speaker 3: where about up where the ovar is set for woman?

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Speaker 3: And then they begin their and that's why you might

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Speaker 3: hear that a baby hasn't the testicle hasn't descended.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, ascended testicle.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes they will leave it for a while, but if

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Speaker 3: it doesn't come out, they got to get it out

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Speaker 3: before it let what pull it out?

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Speaker 1: Boyfriend?

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Speaker 2: The head there ball inside, ball stuck up on side

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Speaker 2: of himself. I think he was a kid. Wouldn't happen,

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Speaker 2: but every now and then it would go back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well that's interesting when it gets cold,

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Speaker 1: when you get cold.

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Speaker 3: So then she said, would it be right if I

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Speaker 3: examined you? And I said, well, that's what I came for, said,

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Speaker 3: I'm not shy about the fact that you know, I've

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Speaker 3: been thinking about this for a few days.

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Speaker 2: That's fine, I'm going to get some eyes on these things.

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Speaker 1: So I stayed taking off my pants.

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Speaker 2: What did you take off your shoes?

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Speaker 1: I got my.

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Speaker 3: Boots and I said to taking on my pants and

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Speaker 3: she's like, oh, you can leave them on when you

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Speaker 3: get up on the table.

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Speaker 1: Just take them down.

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Speaker 3: Oh, just below the area you don't need to get

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Speaker 3: totally undressed.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I jumped up on the.

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Speaker 3: Probably not that would be a separate appointment. Yeah, go

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Speaker 3: for fift the minutes she locks the door. She said,

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Speaker 3: I'll just lock this because sometimes they don't even knock

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Speaker 3: around here and they.

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Speaker 1: Just come out. Oh my goodness. I was like, okay, cool.

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Speaker 3: And then she examined and wait, did we know.

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Speaker 2: The questions start you go?

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Speaker 1: Did she leave out any kind of audio audible gasp

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Speaker 1: when she saw your deck for the first.

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Speaker 2: No, it's okay. My question when you sat down on

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Speaker 2: the table.

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Speaker 1: No, I lay down on the table.

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Speaker 2: You lay down? Oh okay, Because I was like, did

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Speaker 2: you scoop the dick and balls and then make sure

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Speaker 2: that we're sitting above the thighs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of lay down. I laid back. I

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Speaker 1: pulled them out of it. I just spread the legs

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, okay, she can.

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Speaker 3: Pull them up she wants, or leave them that's great.

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Speaker 1: Or how did she get tongs or anything? No, she

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Speaker 1: put on rubber gloves. Okay, put on rubber gloves.

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Speaker 2: And she was feeling around and she was like, she

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Speaker 2: moved the dick out of the way.

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Speaker 1: Then to the side.

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Speaker 3: It's not it's not a it's not a big problem.

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Speaker 3: It's it's probably just retract.

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Speaker 1: The little took care of it, so right, Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: kind of sticking out of the way. It's very polite.

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Speaker 3: It would get out, it would show to the side.

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Speaker 3: She feels around and she says, oh yeah, no, oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's nice. Everything down here is nice, nice and smooth.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, she must have seen my face, like,

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Speaker 3: and she's like, I mean, you know, no lumps or anything,

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Speaker 3: No lumps to be concerned about.

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Speaker 2: Nice smooth balls.

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Speaker 1: I didn't shave my balls to go in.

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Speaker 2: No, but you said that they were halfway towards needing

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Speaker 2: a trunck.

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Speaker 3: Yes, okay, so they weren't out of control, but they

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Speaker 3: weren't like freshly done.

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Speaker 1: I said, you can't do it fresh.

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Speaker 3: That'll be weird if you're rocking with a with a

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Speaker 3: little boy.

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Speaker 1: Was speaking more looking like a baby.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, looking like a baby. Then we better go back

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Speaker 3: and do a content warning for the So it's all

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Speaker 3: medical apart from that part.

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry.

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Speaker 3: So then we finished up and she's like, I'll ask

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Speaker 3: you some questions and she said, she said, so you

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Speaker 3: said you've got a wife.

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Speaker 1: I was like yeah.

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Speaker 3: She's like, have you been sexually active outside of your marriage?

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Speaker 1: I said not for twenty years.

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Speaker 3: I said, we're hardly active inside the marriage.

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Speaker 1: Smiled.

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Speaker 3: She liked that one, and then she said what about

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Speaker 3: your wife? And I said, well, she hasn't telling me

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Speaker 3: about it if she is it.

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Speaker 1: And then I was like, no, I don't. I don't believe.

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Speaker 1: I don't believe so because you've got the camera feed,

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Speaker 1: don't you. Yeah, we've said.

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Speaker 2: I've said just before. When I used to get pepsmi's

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Speaker 2: and stuff, they'd always do an STI check, no matter

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Speaker 3: You've never done a urine tis before? I said to

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Speaker 3: Toilet seven.

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Speaker 1: This is now this blur, this, this blew my mind.

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Speaker 1: Put forskin back in place. I was like, well, you're

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Speaker 1: As an adult. No thanks, I've.

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Speaker 2: Got a friend that got an adult.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Becauseish reasons.

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Speaker 3: Could you just be like, yeah, show us rather than

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Speaker 3: So then I go go the wheeze in the container

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Speaker 1: And I feel it way past the masks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's a vacuum seal.

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Speaker 1: There is a door at my one and you pop

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Speaker 2: Keep us informed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, I feel like we should have been there

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Speaker 1: Still not great, but better better than yesterday. Let's keep

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Speaker 1: Can you drink on me? All? Okay, okay,