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Speaker 1: The first podcast of a new month, and that month

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Speaker 1: is October. Yeh been to a punch rank the months?

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Speaker 1: What's your favorite month? Do you reckon? My favorite month

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Speaker 1: is March. March yep, why let's go back to school.

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Speaker 1: I love March. I uh, it's just the best weather

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Speaker 1: in my opinion. March cricket's on, but the humidity is

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Speaker 1: think January because everyone's off. I like January. Jenerary goes

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Speaker 1: January time flies, time flies, and as a person who

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Speaker 1: It's just loaded. It's too loaded for me. January. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: too much expectation, so much expectation around January. Well, firstly,

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Speaker 1: which is great. That's what I love about it. It's

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Speaker 1: oh fuck, it's the whole year. That holiday is over,

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Speaker 3: But this is the same thing as people who think

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Speaker 3: Expectation of it's great, it doesn't make it better than

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Speaker 1: December is pretty good.

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Speaker 3: December is pretty good because we are in neutral entirely

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Speaker 3: and a lot of us ups.

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Speaker 4: December is busy, though, man, sin is very busy, especially

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Speaker 4: once you get kids and then you're gonna fucking buy

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Speaker 4: Christmas goes fast seems very expensive.

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Speaker 1: into it in December. But there's a lot of rules around.

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Speaker 3: On yourself around December, or it can get away on

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Speaker 1: You blowouts over that season, particularly as you get older,

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Speaker 1: party the next day and blah blah blah. Yeah, a

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Speaker 1: bit of advice from an elderly gentleman, an Eldon Statesman.

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Speaker 1: Book out some weekends and your diary now where you

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Speaker 1: say this weekend, I'm going to do nothing in December,

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Speaker 4: But you know what happens. Then in December, you've got

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Speaker 1: See so in November, wedding on the sixth of December,

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Speaker 1: so well, the next weekend's Chasing the Fox. You're playing

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's my wife's birthday on the twelfth as well.

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Speaker 1: the nineteenth. Yes, that's probably that weekend. Screwed, Zoe? Do

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Speaker 3: But even then, we booked it over a month ago,

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Speaker 3: But anyway, we're booked in how many days are you

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Speaker 4: There by the twenty seventh of December, though, is because

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Speaker 1: Every day you move this is this is I feel

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Speaker 3: I don't know the date all day and I'm grilling

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Speaker 3: And then so for that one glorious week, and all

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Speaker 1: Yep, I've now My New Year holiday revolves around children

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Speaker 1: not anything to do with me. It's actually to do

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Speaker 3: But you find it a certain age, you're just packed

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Speaker 4: so you can be like cool, You've got New Years,

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Speaker 4: You've got midnight twelve thirty. Dad's come and get you.

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Speaker 1: See you're on the Coromandel too, Yes, I'm in the

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Speaker 1: Coromandlos poodle Town, Podletown. Where are you hey, Cooks beach

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Speaker 1: Cooks beach Yeah nice love cooks beech nice. Well, we

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Speaker 3: And we can go watch people try and launch their

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Speaker 1: go for brunch. I like the idea of coming to

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Speaker 1: a boat. We miss commentating and broadcasting so much that

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Speaker 1: we did a live stream podcast from a boat ramp

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Speaker 1: where we commentated people launching their boats. That's so good.

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Speaker 3: I mean I think that that tied to a boat

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Speaker 1: That was there. That's so good.

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Speaker 3: It's so heightened, heightened states of emotion. I mean, God,

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Speaker 1: Back because it's stressful.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's tens of thousands of dollars at risk, and

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Speaker 3: on top of that, your manhood as well, because everyone's

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Speaker 3: judging you on your ability to back a trailer, how

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Speaker 3: close you can get it, do your bloody blah blah

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well can you do it? And then you've got

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Speaker 3: Actually, there's a tist and there's actually a couple of

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Speaker 1: That's a long beach.

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Speaker 3: That funk Matar or am I thinking a fitsianga beach?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Like a lot of sand? Yeah, lot of sand.

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Speaker 3: Me for beach that one and Kesy the med Bastard,

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Speaker 1: It took about an hour and a half. We were

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Speaker 3: I've been a banana boat, you know, a banana boat

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Speaker 1: One of those things, one of those things from fung

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Speaker 4: We went from Fittyanga, your fit Young's got banana boats.

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Speaker 1: Fortyang doesn't. Fortyanga doesn't have speil, does it because you're

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Speaker 3: Nah, And then we went all the way around to

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Speaker 4: Good eight or nine cases.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing what you can do. Actually, yeah, on a

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Speaker 1: just on from Mournsville too, from Sam any more stories

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Speaker 1: about Mama Ruda? Blessed, blessed watermelon? Watermelon?

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Speaker 4: Any more stories about Mama Ruder? Should I talk about

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Speaker 4: the COVID conspiracy whle she went down? I want to

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Speaker 4: leave that one. What about the Trump.

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Speaker 1: Any more disciplinary stories from Mamaruta? What's the latest conspiracy?

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Speaker 1: Because I feel like the COVID or are we still

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of COVID still going around, a lot

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Speaker 4: of it. Now.

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Speaker 1: Is she on autism?

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Speaker 4: Yep, oh, big time autism. I wasn't allowed. I wasn't

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Speaker 4: allowed any tetanus shots. You know how you get those

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Speaker 1: Is it? Yeh?

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Speaker 4: I was not allowed those.

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Speaker 1: Well it seems like you got one.

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about? Understand this stuff. No, no,

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Speaker 4: I didn't. I think I may have got no vaccines

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Speaker 4: No, I probably know. I probably got the very early

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Speaker 4: sure that's the vaccines. No more vaccines my family.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, all right, Well, I mean I can sort

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what I love about and forgive me, but

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: What's what's Trump he got against Tyland? He sounds angry

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Speaker 4: when he says, Tyland, I have you noticed that Thailand Taylor?

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Speaker 3: That issue is because he can't pronounce the actual chemical

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Speaker 1: She doesn't look I wouldn't say she looks happy, but

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Speaker 1: She feels about her vaping habit. I think that's her

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Speaker 1: Because you're constantly steering right, No, No, that's unfair, am

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Speaker 1: I I'm staring at a picture of you and Jerry

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Speaker 4: Ah, she's in my peripheral.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm trying to look without making it obviously at

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Speaker 4: Gee, what if what if you pretend? What if you

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Speaker 4: I'm looking at my phone, take a photo. I'm just

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Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, I would strongly advise you against a pointing

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Speaker 3: Situation in your life. I'll just say, don't do that.

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Speaker 1: She works in this building.

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Speaker 1: Got a high, she's got an expensive shoe game. Yeah

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Speaker 4: What are you thinking that one of us probably not me.

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Speaker 1: Definitely not you, because of that last time that you

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Speaker 4: Ye, that's why I said not me. So one of us,

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Speaker 1: Na, Yes see I'm not doing that. Okay, So who's

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Speaker 1: doing it? Is? Are we? No? So that is that's

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Speaker 1: where is the answer? Is no one? Whatever? Out?

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Speaker 4: What about a note? What about a litter?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like we take the newspaper and cut a bunch

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Speaker 4: You could write I think, I think I like the mystery.

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Speaker 1: two we can get those two on the show. I

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Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know. I reckon non colored dress, so

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Speaker 4: lot to say. She's got a fucking lot to say.

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Speaker 4: I can tell. I can tell a weller woman by

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Speaker 3: All right, Should we get out of here for Rudi

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Speaker 1: Yeah no,