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Speaker 1: For all you made bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,

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Speaker 2: Yeah man, I reckon man, good stuff. Was that one

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Speaker 2: of those Tuesday Thursday, your hump day?

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Speaker 3: It's my hump day.

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Speaker 4: It feels like my hump day to day And pugs

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Speaker 4: were saying the same too, and my wife we're all

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Speaker 4: a bit spaced out, spased out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Well it was one of those days where

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Speaker 3: I went, actually, I've got nothing on and then I went, oh,

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Speaker 3: actually there is a bit happening. Then I turned into

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Speaker 3: her every day just organizing stuff.

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Speaker 2: So we couldn't have played golf.

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Speaker 3: Well we probably know we couldn't have. We couldn't have today,

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Speaker 3: We probably could have.

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Speaker 2: Would have been a really annoying thing to say, just thing.

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Speaker 3: Yes no, but then also pissed down quite a lot today.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, as well talk about my sleep then

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Speaker 5: if we've got nothing else, you want to say that

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Speaker 5: the show, it's pretty good. It's pretty good stuff. Okay,

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Speaker 5: we'll save that.

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Speaker 3: I've got some sleep chat today too.

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Speaker 4: Well, they'll go with my sleep check quite nicely. What

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Speaker 4: are you drinking the cheesy coffee? And but funny to

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Speaker 4: do his sleep chat. My wife's got a sleep tracker.

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Speaker 4: She's got the Apple Watch, oh yeah, and it tracks

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Speaker 4: her sleep and who latest thing is how you came

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Speaker 4: to be able to live in last night? And I'll

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Speaker 4: be like, oh yeah, why is that? Actually be like

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Speaker 4: oh yeah, and then she'll see me a screenshot of

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Speaker 4: me waking her up on her sleep tecker.

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Speaker 2: Right, and I'll be like, don't send me that. But

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Speaker 2: otherwise I'll stop coming to bed. Will that make you happy?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, probably, it's quite funny. That's why she's doing it.

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Speaker 3: Well, you do tend to, just after you've had your

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Speaker 3: ports or your sherries and stuff, sort of stagger into

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Speaker 3: the bed and do a big fat and then about

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Speaker 3: your ass off. Let out a couple of rappers as well.

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Speaker 2: What I do. He's been asleep for like an hour and

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Speaker 2: a half. I've been online with pugs.

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Speaker 4: I'll walk in and I'll brush my teeth, walk in,

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Speaker 4: get the shark, the met out, pull back the blankets,

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Speaker 4: put that on my side of the bed, lie down

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Speaker 4: on that, pull the blankets back up.

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Speaker 2: Watch something on my laptop for half an hour the

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Speaker 2: shark mate. You have to put it on every night.

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Speaker 4: I put on every night just because sometimes she'll roll

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Speaker 4: over onto a bit of spikes.

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Speaker 2: But honestly, she.

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Speaker 4: Sleeps pretty like you know, you could freaking break into

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Speaker 4: our house and steal everything and she'd still be asleep.

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Speaker 2: Good to Uh she isn't it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I know where he lives, Magie, You and me can

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Speaker 3: do a mesh one day.

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Speaker 4: Easy will be steamed there as a bit of a joke,

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Speaker 4: he robbed me be.

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Speaker 3: Steamed on the couch, and his wife would be fast asleep.

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Speaker 4: I just sent her the photo of the the ball

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Speaker 4: gag that was out there. I've never got that, and

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Speaker 4: I just said do you want this? And she just

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Speaker 4: laugh reacted and said, hell yeah.

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Speaker 2: What about here made at the gym? Ask her if

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Speaker 2: she wants it? Oh, the threesome girls. She's She actually

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Speaker 2: hit me up the other day.

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Speaker 4: She's like, now you guys still talking about me and

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Speaker 4: the girl from the gym, or if you put that

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Speaker 4: to be.

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Speaker 2: Certainly still thinking about it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, yeah, I'm putting it to better,

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Speaker 3: all right, we're wanting to put it to be at

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Speaker 3: the Yeah, exactly. Yeah, just always start in the lounge,

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Speaker 3: those gags in the mouth, I don't get it. I

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Speaker 3: don't get it. I don't see the appeal. But as

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Speaker 3: I say, well, you know we were talking today on

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Speaker 3: the chair, you were saying old pag sound for example've

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Speaker 3: got a bit of a foot fetish. Well and I

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Speaker 3: didn't know that, but fill your boots on that.

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Speaker 2: But like that's a nice play on words.

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Speaker 3: The the gag was I've never got.

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Speaker 2: Or masks.

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Speaker 5: So the thing I understand why they do it.

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Speaker 3: It's not for me, right, Yeah, I don't see the appeal.

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Speaker 4: So mask dehumanizes the person, right, that's right, whatever you want, yeah, right, okay,

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Speaker 4: yeah you like that?

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Speaker 2: No, yeah, you look good in the mask, can you?

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Speaker 3: All three of us wearing good mask would be a

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Speaker 3: massive bulge in the middle of it.

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Speaker 2: It's just hanging out downstairs.

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Speaker 3: Because they're the ones with the zips, the face.

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Speaker 2: The mouth, the back.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, for the mouth. Maybe if you're lucky and there's

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Speaker 5: a ball gig in it. Yeah, I know, it's not

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Speaker 5: really my I'm just pretty you know. Vanilla, just vanilla

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Speaker 5: ice cream straight mesh. That's right, the old schoolway where

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Speaker 5: you lay a sheet down over your partner. Yeah, there's

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Speaker 5: a sheet and they're completely covered head to toe and

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Speaker 5: there's just a whole cut out around the privates and

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Speaker 5: you just lay down on top. Yeah, and just you

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Speaker 5: just put that through there and there. Right, that's good.

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Speaker 5: That's that. Yeh off you go because you're just doing it.

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Speaker 5: It's discussing and you should be ashamed of it.

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Speaker 3: You want to know a really weird fat Yes, I've

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Speaker 3: never seen my wife naked.

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Speaker 2: Fuck off? Tell us more about that.

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Speaker 3: Well, you were just describing the sheet scenario.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's how you do it.

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Speaker 3: Lights off, Yeah, all that sort of jazz.

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Speaker 2: And why is that? Is that because you don't want to.

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Speaker 5: You were saying to me that you find the female

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Speaker 5: body a massive turn off. Yeah, and if there's one

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Speaker 5: way to get rid of your erection.

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Speaker 2: But seeing a naked woman.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, man, no, that doesn't check out because been in

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Speaker 5: close proximity. Yeah, true, yeah, but things aiety of those

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Speaker 5: things can happen totally.

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Speaker 3: You know, I have, of course seen my wife naked.

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Speaker 2: You're such a thanks foreling, isn't it weird? You gave

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Speaker 2: me a hecky ones. Well have you ever given a hecky?

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Speaker 2: We talked about this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've given hecky pe so, yeah, and I've

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Speaker 3: big heckys.

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Speaker 2: No, not deliberately.

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Speaker 3: Heckeys were very much soret after. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: When you're when you're fourteen fifteen mates, they put the

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Speaker 5: vacuum cleaner on the next yes, of course, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: but oh now it was my It was just uh,

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Speaker 5: you know, its old mates neighbor. She was giving us hey,

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Speaker 5: oh yeah, she's got a round mouth, eh, pretty round math.

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Speaker 5: But you didn't know anything either. Yeah, maybe that is true,

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Speaker 5: but I think it's not.

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Speaker 3: I can I can see you being very vanilla, actually, Keezy.

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Speaker 2: Were what you see yourself?

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Speaker 3: You were very vanilla?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, as a joke, he's actually a free Wow. How

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Speaker 4: nasty do you reckon? I get, Jace? How nasty do

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Speaker 4: you think I would get if I was allowed to

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Speaker 4: go full nasty?

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Speaker 3: I think that.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you take your T shirt off.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and if it's a special occasion, sure, that's about

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Speaker 3: as nasty as i'd imagine you get in keasy. And

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Speaker 3: there's certain people like I can imagine being nasty, like

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Speaker 3: pug So yeah, pug Son definitely, you know, but he's

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Speaker 3: in all sorts of stuff.

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Speaker 4: Because on the way to that video we were doing today,

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Speaker 4: I was with Isaac and the Pantsman. It was actually

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Speaker 4: Isaac that was telling me that he's Pug Soun's like

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Speaker 4: massive and defeat. And he even said to the Pantsman,

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Speaker 4: I don't bring Grayson, and if you do, make sure

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Speaker 4: she's got work boots on. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, because

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Speaker 4: if she's wearing open toad shoes or anything, it's just

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Speaker 4: like you know, a field Day. Who's Grace Pantsman's partner.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And interestingly enough, I don't know if you guys heard this,

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Speaker 3: who were filming a video to date all the listeners

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Speaker 3: out there and at a at a jewelry stall, it's

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Speaker 3: say and pat Sam was inquiring about toe rings.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was like, have you got someone in mind?

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Speaker 2: Is that Nat? I just want to see photos of

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Speaker 2: toe rings? Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 3: It was you know, We've been talking about our insta feed,

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Speaker 3: you guys. I'm just scrolling through the algorithms and oh,

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Speaker 3: pat Son just trotty Conney, sticky beef and feet.

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Speaker 2: That's right, It's just the sticky beef content as well.

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Speaker 2: There's just so many videos. Oh fuck, have you the

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Speaker 2: nastiest out of us through Mogi? Same? Yeah, because you're

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Speaker 2: too old.

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Speaker 3: Now, yeah, that's probably fair.

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Speaker 2: I think it is.

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Speaker 3: I was never nasty, but you know, adventurous yeah at times. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: but you know, I'm I'm not going to give you

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Speaker 3: any details. Obviously, have you got I'm not going to

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Speaker 3: give you any details, but let's just say back in

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Speaker 3: the day and now, it's just like you know, it's

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Speaker 3: quality of a quantity.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever sucked someone's toe?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 5: I actually haven't either. I've got a problem with to me,

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Speaker 5: that's too there's too much risk involved in that. Yes,

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Speaker 5: and I think mainly because I've seen what my fucking

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Speaker 5: toes can look like. Have been to the gym, and

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Speaker 5: you get athletes for it's fucking foul. Now, a woman's

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Speaker 5: foot is very really like that. In fact, I've never

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Speaker 5: seen one like that. But yeah, I don't know, but

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Speaker 5: maybe start bringing it, then you gonna start bringing it.

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Speaker 3: So I'm just looking at Pugs. He's not a heavy camper.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: That's weird because he's so open and honestly, also, no.

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Speaker 3: That's we should get him on one day and just

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Speaker 3: talk us through it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: He was telling us as well that he can stick

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Speaker 4: an and tire of like all five toes in his

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Speaker 4: mouth in front of a foot.

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Speaker 2: Hmm. It's stand, isn't it. I was your mom listening

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Speaker 2: to the spuds.

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Speaker 1: But you're right.

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Speaker 3: I'm like you, Maggie. I'm not.

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Speaker 2: I'm a raised a freak.

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Speaker 3: I can't. I can't. Toes don't do it for me. No,

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Speaker 3: nor my wife. My wife hates feet.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were just say normal wife. She doesn't

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Speaker 2: do it for me either.

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Speaker 3: No, my wife does it for me. But but does

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Speaker 3: she hates I thought you weren't going to go into details.

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Speaker 3: Well I can give you that detail. She's not on

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Speaker 3: defeat right, But she does it for you. Does what

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Speaker 3: will you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Hey, listen to the Big Show Ford or even a

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Speaker 2: radio hold.

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Speaker 3: I can't.

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Speaker 2: It'll do it for you, man, trust me, pugs An

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Speaker 2: lay off the feet man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah,