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Speaker 1: H I live from the mobile Export Beer Gardens Studios.

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Speaker 1: This is Day one of the Export Beer Garden Tour

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Speaker 1: of Austin.

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Speaker 2: The Agenda Podcast Texas edition right to you by Export Ultra.

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Speaker 3: Oh I get it there and welcome along.

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Speaker 1: It is the Export Bergarden Tour of Austin, Texas Day one.

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Speaker 1: It is breakfast with an Agenda with myself Glane and

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Speaker 1: it's a pleasure to introduce Manaia Stewart and Jeremy Wells's

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Speaker 1: re splendent in a pink cowboy hat.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what you've got to say. This is

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Speaker 4: possibly the best place we've ever done a podcast from.

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Speaker 3: It had been the top three for sure.

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Speaker 4: The rooftop bar of our hotel. It's not only a

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Speaker 4: rooftop bar, so it's a pool well, rooftop bar and pool.

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Speaker 5: Rooftop bar and pool of the Western downtown in Austin.

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Speaker 5: We can be any closer to the action Day one.

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Speaker 3: I feel that.

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Speaker 5: Spirit's are high. I feel like the flight was well

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Speaker 5: executed from all involved. Yep, there was reports of some

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Speaker 5: people had eight hour sleeps. Yet on the flight of

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Speaker 5: a fourteen hour flight, you stayed away from the beef lane.

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Speaker 1: I stayed away from the beef. Controversially went for the fish.

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Speaker 5: So did I Yeah, really yeah, And it's it's a

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Speaker 5: real dice roll because there's a chance you mighte spew

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Speaker 5: there's but it relaxes the gut.

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Speaker 3: It's not as heavy on the gut.

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Speaker 5: And I think after our last trip, you know, at

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Speaker 5: nauseum this week about the beef and the havoc that

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Speaker 5: wrought on our intestines, I think the fish was a

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Speaker 5: smart option.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Well I went with the beef because it was

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Speaker 4: the option. There was the chicken, there was the beef,

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Speaker 4: or there was the fish. And in my experience, fish

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Speaker 4: on a flight it's just very fishing.

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Speaker 3: I mean, how long? When did that?

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Speaker 4: You can't tell me that that's come straight from the

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Speaker 4: mo wana and then straight into the aircraft?

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Speaker 3: Who called that? Well?

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Speaker 1: The fact was that where it was flying out of Auckland,

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Speaker 1: I thought, surely that snapper is fresh, surely coming out

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Speaker 1: of Austin, Texas.

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Speaker 3: Maybe not. Maybe not.

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Speaker 4: When I'm thinking Kimawana, I'm not thinking it rang waka.

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Speaker 4: I'm thinking I'm thinking just waka on the standard moyana.

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Speaker 3: Sure, but rangy Walker not how on?

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Speaker 1: Hey, so a very incident free lot of nerves landing

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Speaker 1: in Houston, Texas because people were very nervous about their

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Speaker 1: social media feeds. Obviously Trumpy having a bit of a crackdown.

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Speaker 1: Anything anti Trumpy will cause an issue. Yes, but we

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Speaker 1: sailed through. Well, the key was that.

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Speaker 5: We spoke English, but anybody that spoke Spanish was immediately

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Speaker 5: taken out of the queue and sent somewhere else.

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Speaker 3: Now, they did take it.

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Speaker 5: They did have a double take at me, and for

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Speaker 5: some reason, Joe and I got called through customs together

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Speaker 5: and he goes, what's the relationship between you two?

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Speaker 3: We're like bumming whatevers. Well, what's the right answer?

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Speaker 5: Here is the one that's Textas we got through, a

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Speaker 5: man brandish to firearm at me as soon as I

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Speaker 3: But luckily didn't get detained. But two of the group did. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Ben and Courtney struck some issues just coming through randomly,

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Speaker 5: But then they weren't allowed their phones, so they were

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Speaker 5: just terrified because isn't that you know how the story

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Speaker 5: goes like that, you get taken away, you don't have

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Speaker 5: scrolling through his Instagram because he'd told them I've come

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Speaker 5: over with this radio station and they said, well, there

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Speaker 5: must be some evidence of that on you like so

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Speaker 5: then he's scrolling back through the ACC's Instagram to try

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Speaker 5: and find and at that point I was like, that

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Speaker 1: Stupid, But they got through. We jumped on a bus

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Speaker 1: we had Ricky Bobby was our bus driver who took

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Speaker 1: us to Sorry, I just got distracted.

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Speaker 3: The six who took us to Applebee's for dinner. Can

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Speaker 3: I say first impressions?

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Speaker 4: I always think when you walk out of an airport,

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Speaker 4: it's always that first impression of the smell, of the

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Speaker 3: Someone like that succeed at night. Well, I think it

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Speaker 5: Ricky Bobby our bus drivers as the first of I'm

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Speaker 5: sure many characters across this trip. But he so he

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Speaker 5: picked us up. He gave us all the recommendations of

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Speaker 5: things to do in Austin. He had the classic Texas accent.

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Speaker 5: And then we stopped at the Applebee's and Brenham, which

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Speaker 5: there and he regaled us with the gun laws.

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Speaker 3: Where you asked him if he was carrying Well, you

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Speaker 3: asked him, who's pecking?

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Speaker 4: You said, you're pecking Ricky Bobby, and hell, he thought

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Speaker 4: we were talking about guns.

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Speaker 3: We were, but he.

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Speaker 5: Laid the lay of the land down. He said, I

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Speaker 5: actually can't tell you whether I've got a gun on

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Speaker 5: I guess no. I was like, but how do we

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Speaker 3: But he had one on the bus. Oh, he had

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Speaker 5: He had two bags on the bus, one had his lunch,

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Speaker 5: one had a gun in it.

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Speaker 1: But well, he did say that he was nervous because

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Speaker 1: he didn't have his gun with him, that he couldn't

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Speaker 3: Yes, which first off, I felt grateful for.

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Speaker 5: Apparently, the rules in Texas are you are allowed to

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Speaker 5: if you're licensed to carry a firearm, you're allowed to.

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Speaker 3: You can have it on your person at any time.

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Speaker 5: If you're walking into a bar, the bar needs to

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Speaker 5: be a restaurant to take your gun.

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Speaker 3: You can't just go into a nightclub with a gun

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Speaker 3: on you. That seems fair enough. And is it a

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Speaker 3: concealed do you have to wear it on the outside

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Speaker 3: of your clothing. You do not have to wear it

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Speaker 5: You have to conceal it because to display it is

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Speaker 5: considered brandishing, which is an offense. So you cannot brandish

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Speaker 5: a weapon, but you can carry one. That's different in

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Speaker 5: every state, because there's some states where.

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Speaker 4: If you you have to brandish, you have to see

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Speaker 5: So the thinking behind that, according to Ricky Bobby, is

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Speaker 5: the guns, I've already counted up and I can take

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Speaker 5: those people out first. But if they concealing, we don't

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Speaker 5: know who's got there, and that apparently is a deterrent.

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Speaker 5: He said, he doesn't know how we feel so safe

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Speaker 5: in our country when no one's got a gun.

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Speaker 3: He's like, what are you going to do if someone

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Speaker 3: does something? And I'm like, with what, we don't whip

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Speaker 5: He heard a bump in the night the other night,

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Speaker 5: Rocky Bobby, and and he got up to an in

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Speaker 3: Her wrists had she fired a shot out of that thing.

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Speaker 5: And I got to say, how Rocky Bobby didn't get

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Speaker 3: That's the thing.

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Speaker 4: So you're going down with a handgun, your wife's also

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Speaker 4: kill you. For some reason, they come into your house,

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Speaker 4: no reason, just to kill you, to kill you, to

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Speaker 3: Yourself with your wife. Also, like to me, that is

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Speaker 4: Come on, what about a cricket bat. I mean, if

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Speaker 4: going to do the track. You're wandering around with a

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Speaker 1: But then their theory is what if they've got a gun.

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Speaker 3: That's right, and that's the theory.

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Speaker 4: Oh, if they've got a gun, they're going to and

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Speaker 4: you've got a gun, they're gonna shoot you. But if

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Speaker 4: they've got a gun and you don't have a gun,

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Speaker 4: chances are they'll just point the gun at you and

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Speaker 4: you go, I don't have a gun.

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Speaker 3: They'll go and take what they want.

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Speaker 5: So, and he's thought about this a lot as well.

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Speaker 5: What would happen in an active shooting situation? He's apparently

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Speaker 5: the rulers. Wait your turn, So someone pulls a gun out,

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Speaker 5: you don't just pull yours out and start blasting.

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Speaker 5: Now, I thought initially he was going to say, you

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Speaker 3: At that point, you draw your weapon. You're justified.

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Speaker 5: He said, no, you wait till he's not looking. That's

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Speaker 5: when you pull your piece out, blow you light them up?

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Speaker 3: What is this going to happen?

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Speaker 5: And also, but the other the idea that because there

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Speaker 5: at the idea that one person is going to come in, then.

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Speaker 3: Everyone draws their weapons. How the hell are you going

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Speaker 5: Everyone's shooting the turkeys ship at that stage.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's what they say in those situations, the

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Speaker 4: fog of war, fog of war and apple of applebeets.

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Speaker 1: So also, you can carry a weapon into a bank,

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Speaker 3: Not into a post post office.

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Speaker 5: You can walk into a bank in Texas with a

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Speaker 5: gun on your hurt, but you cannot walk into the

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Speaker 5: post office. Okay, so they would rather protect the male,

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Speaker 5: I presume. And also you can take a gun into

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Speaker 5: the fucking city council.

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Speaker 1: And also with the also whether the rules of engagement,

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Speaker 1: I believe if someone punches you in the face, you

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Speaker 1: cannot pull your gun out and shoot them.

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Speaker 5: No, because that's not a life threatening situation unless yes,

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Speaker 5: you are a woman in roch case that is considered

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Speaker 5: life threatening, which I think is sixist.

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Speaker 3: I think equal opportunities for all shooting shooting victims.

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Speaker 5: But yes, so if you're a woman then and you're

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Speaker 5: and you've been pasted the face, you are within your

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Speaker 5: rights to blast that.

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Speaker 1: But choking someone puts their hands around your nick, you

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Speaker 5: If you're a woman, again, you can. If you're being strangled,

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Speaker 4: And Gelane took to the mic, bringing us in Beacomf's

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Speaker 3: And I could see that, Ricky Bobby.

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Speaker 3: His mind was boggling. He was, I wonder what that

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Speaker 4: I mean, if you've never flown long haul, which probably

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, long haul, bad, long haul, balls and

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Speaker 4: I could see Ricky Bobby. He was looking around the place.

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Speaker 3: So we arrived at bag Drops, sorted out.

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Speaker 1: The long haul issues. Hurting on the toilet bot but

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Speaker 5: Can I address the toilet situation in America? And I

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Speaker 3: And the same when Joe was trying to work the stereo.

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Speaker 3: And we were drifting off into the into the side part.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, not even that, not even So you walk into

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Speaker 5: It's all thoughts like you're coveted, and then pulling your

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Speaker 1: We'll take a quick break. We'll be back to fill

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Speaker 4: Is the spot live music? Yes, And sure enough there

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Speaker 5: And the woman in the front there to describe them,

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Speaker 5: Yes, and this woman could shred did when you guys arrived.

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Speaker 3: She's in the middle of the of the guitar.

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Speaker 5: Like the son of the bass guitarist, right yeah, and

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Speaker 5: So this band was entirely set up to leat Caitlin

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Speaker 4: Yes she was. She was with a cowboy hat. But

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Speaker 5: And it was loud, but it was and it was

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Speaker 4: Actually, Caitlyn Jenna, she wasn't kid, It's not Katland Jenna.

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Speaker 4: while I'm playing, BUTNK and none of you and none

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Speaker 4: of you put any tips on. What the hell was

444
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,040
Speaker 4: wrong with you? She and swore at us.

445
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,680
Speaker 1: She had a real crack, and we were like, we've

446
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,160
Speaker 1: just spent five hundred New Zealand dollars on a round

447
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,119
Speaker 1: a beer, so it's like, can you take some of

448
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,080
Speaker 1: that all of this? Oh yeah, she had a proper

449
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,160
Speaker 1: crack and it kind of really killed the buzz because everyone.

450
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Speaker 3: When Kay.

451
00:19:01,359 --> 00:19:05,600
Speaker 4: Talking quite good before you're a bit yeah.

452
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,320
Speaker 1: Anyway, so we knocked it on the hit about two

453
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:12,680
Speaker 1: and called it. We did send out Nikita and Crest

454
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Speaker 1: to go and do a bit of a conaissance at

455
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Speaker 1: some other bars.

456
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:15,720
Speaker 3: They didn't find anything.

457
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,240
Speaker 1: No, they came back and they said it's just creepy nightclubs,

458
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,920
Speaker 1: no live music. So made the sensible decision to then

459
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,200
Speaker 1: call it because we had a big day playing the next.

460
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:27,080
Speaker 4: Day over two hundred and fifty live music venues in

461
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,640
Speaker 4: the city, which is a.

462
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Speaker 3: City freaky of less than a million people, so smaller

463
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:31,720
Speaker 3: than Auckland.

464
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:34,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, they called themselves the live music capital of the world,

465
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:35,680
Speaker 4: which I thought was Nashville.

466
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Speaker 3: But I got to be honest, I think they're onto something.

467
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, absolutely, And this morning we got

468
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,720
Speaker 1: I must have out it was my sleep was a

469
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:49,440
Speaker 1: mixture of an anisthenic, anesthetic, coma and asleep pretty much.

470
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,080
Speaker 1: It was enveloped by the pillows and duvet, and then

471
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Speaker 1: I woke to a startle at about twenty to ten.

472
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Speaker 1: Worked out that the bus left at ten, so quickly

473
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Speaker 1: quickly ran down Stead and we jumped on a bus tour. Yeah,

474
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,600
Speaker 1: because the thing with the time difference here, it's quite interesting.

475
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:10,240
Speaker 1: Seven hours in front the day behind. Yeah, so you're

476
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Speaker 1: going so when you So we went to sleep at

477
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Speaker 1: what two? But you know, considering we had a long

478
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Speaker 1: haul fly, I could have probably stayed away for another

479
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,320
Speaker 1: few hours. How I felt like sort of eight o'clock

480
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:19,960
Speaker 1: night or something.

481
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,080
Speaker 5: When I woke up, I felt like, you know, and

482
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Speaker 5: you randomly have to sit in a larvel like three

483
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:24,920
Speaker 5: in the morning or something.

484
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:25,720
Speaker 3: That's how I felt when.

485
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Speaker 5: Well I was three in the morning. Literally was yeah,

486
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,920
Speaker 5: And so we got on the bus. Big shout out

487
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Speaker 5: to her Man Connor was our tour guide. He's got

488
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,359
Speaker 5: a band flight by Nothing, I believe it's.

489
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,879
Speaker 3: Called That's the one and the bus we were on.

490
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,480
Speaker 1: If anyone's been to Vegas or familiar with any movies

491
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,800
Speaker 1: that are filmed in Vegas, it's the bus that looks

492
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,920
Speaker 1: like will the strippers do the mobile stripping in It's

493
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:48,000
Speaker 1: basically a kind of a large truck with a big

494
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,080
Speaker 1: tinted black windows.

495
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,720
Speaker 3: Was that what that pole Connor was? Yeah, okay, that

496
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,199
Speaker 3: makes sense that.

497
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:55,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, but gave us a quick tour into the capitol

498
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,760
Speaker 1: Sexas capital here in Austin.

499
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:58,560
Speaker 3: Which is impressive building.

500
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Speaker 4: Back in the day, of course, Austin, you weren't allowed

501
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,880
Speaker 4: to build any building taller than the state Capitol building. Yeah,

502
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:08,080
Speaker 4: the State Capitol Building looks exactly like the State Capitol

503
00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:11,000
Speaker 4: Building in Washington, d C. It's about the same size,

504
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,399
Speaker 4: it's bigger.

505
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,200
Speaker 3: It's got the big.

506
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,359
Speaker 4: Kind of dome top and then the steeple and then

507
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,640
Speaker 4: the big wide sides. You know, the exact type of America,

508
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:22,280
Speaker 4: classic American state buildings.

509
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, everywhere.

510
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,040
Speaker 5: I couldn't believe it when I first threw when we

511
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,000
Speaker 5: came around that corner, just the size of the thing.

512
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,720
Speaker 5: I was thinking, like, so, like you said, Jared, twenty

513
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,600
Speaker 5: years ago they changed the rule and said, okay, you

514
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,359
Speaker 5: can build a building taller than it, because they wanted

515
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,800
Speaker 5: it to be the jewel in the crown. But I

516
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 5: don't think you could have if you tried it up

517
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,639
Speaker 5: until twenty years now, build a building taller than that.

518
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 3: It was fucking massive.

519
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,680
Speaker 4: Building and it makes you realize, you know, when you

520
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 4: come to a place like Austin, a million people in Austin,

521
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:49,160
Speaker 4: but you realize, like this is this Texas is a state,

522
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 4: it's a country. It's its own country, and in fact,

523
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:52,800
Speaker 4: there was for a while not even part of the

524
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,720
Speaker 4: United States. Hence why the loan star state, because it's

525
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,240
Speaker 4: just a star on it was a star on its

526
00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 4: own and a state on its own, country on its own,

527
00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:01,639
Speaker 4: not part of the Union.

528
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 3: And they this is the thing in Texas. They they're Texans.

529
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:09,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, they're Texans first and foremost, and weirdly enough,

530
00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:13,320
Speaker 4: in Austin, they're from Austin first, then they're Texans, then

531
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Speaker 4: they're Americans. It's kind of like you get quite a

532
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 4: few layers before you get to the American part. Whereas

533
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Speaker 4: I think in New Zealand we think of all Americans

534
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 4: think of themselves as Americans. Nah, the Texans are very different.

535
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 4: They and they are different. They are incredibly friendly.

536
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:29,919
Speaker 5: What about the one of you will remember with the

537
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,760
Speaker 5: story better than I but the statue of.

538
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:32,959
Speaker 3: The woman lighting the cannon.

539
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 1: Oh yes, the Savior of Savior of Austin.

540
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,879
Speaker 5: So this so back in the day, this was in

541
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 5: like the late eighteen hundreds, they tried to storm the

542
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:43,280
Speaker 5: capitol and they wanted to move the Capitol from Austin

543
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 5: down to Houston. President Houston, so President Houston robutch boys

544
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 5: come up and they tried to just go into the

545
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,400
Speaker 5: Capitol building.

546
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Speaker 3: Take all the shit out of the documents, the.

547
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 5: Documents in there, and then fuck it off to Houston

548
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 5: so that they could set up the capitol down there.

549
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 3: Well, this woman, the Savior of Austin, she caught window

550
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 3: this little of it. She was the middle of night, hammered, hammered,

551
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,560
Speaker 3: she's drunk in the middle of nights. Had to be

552
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 3: hanging out by the state building.

553
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, and saw these guys doing this, and she looked around,

554
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 5: and to her surprise, what does she find.

555
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 3: Of course, we're in Texas. A fucking cannon loaded, a

556
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 3: loaded cannon.

557
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,159
Speaker 5: She lights that, but tries to shoot the guys with

558
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 5: a cannon with a cannon, and the Capitol missed.

559
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:24,359
Speaker 4: She's not carrying a concealed weapon. She had a cannon.

560
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 4: Well it was it was just it was just a

561
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 4: random cannon.

562
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Speaker 1: But apparently they had the cannon there loaded. They had

563
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Speaker 1: the cannon loaded and pointed at the capitol ready to

564
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Speaker 1: go for this.

565
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Speaker 3: They had invaders. I reckon she would have just been

566
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Speaker 3: like every.

567
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,160
Speaker 5: Night, she would have been walking back seat, like tonight

568
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:43,960
Speaker 5: to night, someone goes in there on the light in there.

569
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Speaker 3: But she was a statue. Can I say she's well

570
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:48,240
Speaker 3: and out?

571
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,160
Speaker 1: Yes, she had massive cans and on the statue hots

572
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:55,360
Speaker 1: to the hoosehole from she was she when she there's

573
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 1: a statue of her lighting and as as Conrad guide said,

574
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Speaker 1: she's in dangerously waste as she lit. The care obviously

575
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,479
Speaker 1: blew up the other side of the capital. But wo

576
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 1: town and skied them away. Yeah, work the town up,

577
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 1: and the town worke up and see what's going on here,

578
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 1: and they ran them out of town and Austin remained

579
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Speaker 1: the capital to this day.

580
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 3: I mean, what a crazy story. The savior of Austin. Yeah,

581
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,600
Speaker 3: I mean she did. She saved Austin. What just a

582
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 3: crazy bitch.

583
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,359
Speaker 1: We need we need to go get a photo with it.

584
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 1: We need to we find them. I think it's just

585
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: down the right.

586
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 5: She's a great New Zealander, just wild, drunk in the

587
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,400
Speaker 5: middle of the night and just finally got an opportunity

588
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,399
Speaker 5: to shop that can. Because she must have looked at

589
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,240
Speaker 5: it every day and one day I'm going to light

590
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:33,880
Speaker 5: that thing.

591
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 3: To light a care you just fame. I presume.

592
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, was having a dy didn't have darts and those

593
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 4: days did they on the pipes?

594
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:50,159
Speaker 3: The pipe striking match? I guess I'm carrying around matches

595
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 3: and those days would be matches everywhere.

596
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:58,879
Speaker 4: So that maybe a torch from no electricityricity m lamp the.

597
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 5: Tour then, so we went had to look through there

598
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 5: by the way full security. When when we had to

599
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 5: walk in there, it was like getting on an airplane.

600
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 5: He had to take everything out of your pockets, Jerry's

601
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,120
Speaker 5: shoes or belt or something. Sit off the alarm when

602
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:10,880
Speaker 5: you walk through the middle.

603
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 4: How was our guy who was showing us through would

604
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:18,120
Speaker 4: looked like a a really hot African American male stripper. Well,

605
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 4: he went out in a uniform and like with a

606
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,679
Speaker 4: cowboy state trooper, state trooper what on ol.

607
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 3: Texas state trooper. He had a rig on him.

608
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,399
Speaker 5: It looked like it was designed specifically for him. You

609
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 5: could see the outline of every muscle he had. He

610
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,479
Speaker 5: did look a stripper. He was the most beautiful man

611
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 5: I've ever seen in my life. And he had a

612
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 5: gun on his hip.

613
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 4: He had a gun on his pants. By the look

614
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 4: of those pants were reasonably tight fitting around that. He

615
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,120
Speaker 4: was rocking something.

616
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:44,200
Speaker 5: A cowboy hat on inside, but don't care. But he

617
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:46,679
Speaker 5: looked it was like, I don't know. I didn't need

618
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 5: to deal with it. It was too much for me

619
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 5: at that time. Very friendly though.

620
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 4: I think he does weddings, but as well in security

621
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,119
Speaker 4: at the Capitol.

622
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 3: I'm surprised. I'm surprised he'd give us a car.

623
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Speaker 1: Right, so, and then we ended at the Yeah, we'll

624
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 1: take quick break because we'll come back with with obviously

625
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 1: at the same time as we're hear Funnily enough, Austin

626
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 1: City Limits, one of the biggest music festivals in America

627
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 1: is on. So we had to choose our festival outfits.

628
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:17,880
Speaker 1: So we will come back and explain those, just to know, Okay, Well,

629
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,360
Speaker 1: within at the end of our tour of Austin, Texas,

630
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: we stopped at South Congress Allen's Bootstore, which can only

631
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 1: just and you could smell it before you could.

632
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 3: Even see it from across the road. You could smell

633
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 3: the leather coming out of that shop.

634
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you went in there. I don't think i've

635
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 1: seen that much leather. Since like my days in B

636
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 1: and D and K road.

637
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 3: I would say I would say ten rows, maybe twelve

638
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 3: market of boots, and each row I love the way

639
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 3: it was organized. Each row was a shoe size.

640
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,399
Speaker 5: And these were, like you said, supermarket aisles of every

641
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:56,160
Speaker 5: kind of cowboy birds, the decorative ones, the cheap ones, expensive,

642
00:26:56,200 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 5: the alligator skin, the legit crocodile skin. There were ones

643
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 5: that you could actually wear on a work site. There

644
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 5: were steel kept cowboy boots in there, and we were

645
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 5: all just a bunch of Kiwi mutants and they're all

646
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,239
Speaker 5: in stubbies and sunlits and T shirts and as soon

647
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 5: as we put them on, we.

648
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 3: Looked like we were strappers. Yeah, straight off the bat.

649
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 3: May Aaron looked after us.

650
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: And then in the middle of it, in the middle

651
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 1: of shopping and a kind of a boot shop, he goes,

652
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: y'all wan tequila, and we're like, it's eleven thirty in

653
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: the morning.

654
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 3: We're like yep.

655
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 5: So we get marched into the hat section. He goes,

656
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,439
Speaker 5: We'll go down to the bar. It's like, what inside

657
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 5: the shop is that? Yeah, well you need to see

658
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 5: if the how comfortable the shoes are to walk around

659
00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 5: and so we'll walk down the bar. He just walked

660
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,679
Speaker 5: in behind the bar and started pouring tequila.

661
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 3: Shop genius.

662
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 4: It was the most genius thing I've ever seen, because

663
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,399
Speaker 4: the shop itself is large. Would I would say it's

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Speaker 4: the size of like an outdoor New Zealand outdoor kind

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Speaker 4: of store.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, like a torpedo Yeah, yeah, big. And

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Speaker 3: then walking down into the hat section and.

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Speaker 4: There were thousands of hats like all ticks and crazy

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Speaker 4: boy hats and US for one, yeah, a thousand us

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Speaker 4: the experiensive but beautiful hats, different sizes you could get

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Speaker 4: the molded shape.

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Speaker 3: To your head.

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Speaker 4: And then yeah, there was a bloody bar in the

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Speaker 4: middle of it. And such a smart move because when

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Speaker 4: you're going to spend, you know, if you want to

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Speaker 4: encourage someone to spend a thousand dollars on a pair

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Speaker 4: of boots, you get them a shot at tequila and

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Speaker 4: all of a sudden you're opening up that wallet.

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Speaker 5: Worked on me, Yeah, worked on No one cares. It's

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Speaker 5: like genius. It was incredible. So, yeah, so we bought

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Speaker 5: the He was showing me and Joe the boots. He

682
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Speaker 5: was making sure they fit perfectly. He made a passing

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Speaker 5: joke about going to get it together. We did go

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Speaker 5: and get the tequila. We had a tequila shot, went

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Speaker 5: back up. He put a couple of shirts on me,

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Speaker 5: a couple of pairs of jeans, We found the right

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Speaker 5: pair of boots, and then he goes, fuck you guys

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Speaker 5: want another shot.

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Speaker 3: So we're back down the bar again, both for another shot.

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Speaker 1: There was physic about it because Joe Jerry is that

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Speaker 1: he's trying on his boots on to get a boot

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Speaker 1: on us quite hard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you got It's a two men job. And then

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Speaker 3: Joe struggled with hair.

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Speaker 1: Took him up and he goes, look, mate, be honestly,

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Speaker 1: I'm probably not going to buy any He looked at

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Speaker 1: him and man, I don't.

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Speaker 3: Get a fuck. Okay, you want a shot? He goes,

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00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 3: where's see David Seymour.

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Speaker 4: David Seymour should come over and grab a pair of

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Speaker 4: those boots.

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Speaker 3: Didn't.

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Speaker 4: We have a situation he's in when you're not allowed

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00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 4: to drink a glass of wine or something else at

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00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 4: the day an they've sort of changed that rule. I

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Speaker 4: imagine that you're allowed to buy you allowed to drink

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Speaker 4: a shot at.

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Speaker 3: The shoe store. Probably not, surely not, I'd say not,

709
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 3: but why not? Why not? And why not?

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Speaker 5: And then down the number one shoes trying to hear

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00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:30,720
Speaker 5: boots and a shot.

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00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: I did ask my mate Aaron if you had any

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00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 1: min's sized daisy Jukes for the music festival the next day,

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Speaker 1: and he goes, no, but I've got something better for you,

715
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Speaker 1: and he took me around did and got me go

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Speaker 1: a pair of.

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Speaker 3: These daisy Jukes speedos.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so that is my festival attire thought tomorrow as

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Speaker 1: daisy and I've got some for you guys as well.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna be interested to see whether you, because you

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00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 4: are going to be the only one wearing those into

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Speaker 4: the festival, are allowed to wear those into a festival?

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Speaker 3: Are you allowed to wespidos into festival? Will find out

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Speaker 3: tomorrow what they're Daisy Jukes?

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Speaker 4: Well, no, they're speedo's but they got the denim on

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Speaker 4: the outside of them, but with a kind of a

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Speaker 4: sheer badge on the front.

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Speaker 3: Where you're downstairs is i'm sreft baedge in the back.

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00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 3: I mean you and you fill them out brilliantly.

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Speaker 4: But I'm just saying I wonder whether or not there's

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Speaker 4: something in the teas and seas, which is you're not

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Speaker 4: allowed to wear speed.

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Speaker 1: You think I should carry a spare pair of shorts

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Speaker 1: in to the festival at least when you're walking in there, Okay.

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Speaker 3: A pair of daisy dukes, ideally actual pair of daisy dukes.

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Speaker 5: The only thing I'm left wondering is because I'm going

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Speaker 5: to walk straight out of here, jump in the pool,

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Speaker 5: go down the lift by myself a gun. Will I

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Speaker 5: be allowed to take that? A dozen city limits that

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Speaker 5: sort of the location I've got, you can't take a

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Speaker 5: weep in it?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well we'll find out, because our next episode will

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Speaker 1: be post day one of Austin city limits here on

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Speaker 1: the export bier Gard into.

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Speaker 3: The breakfast within the Gender.

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Speaker 1: So we'll wrap this up, and I'd say we're probably

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Speaker 1: going to be in bits and pieces in the next body,

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Speaker 1: but you're going to come on the journey with us.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 4: It's going to be an interesting because I remember last

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Speaker 4: year when we went to the Munich Beer Festival, and

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00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 4: if you followed that journey, we started off cocker Hope

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00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 4: and by the end of it we had no soul.

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00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 4: So I am to be interested in finding out how

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00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 4: much soul we can I deplete.

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00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we're a one trick pony.

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Speaker 1: I think we can do exactly the same as what

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Speaker 1: we did.

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Speaker 5: But I'll tell you what Amsterdam in Munich, the difference

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Speaker 5: is I will have a handgun and that's going to

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Speaker 5: be very exciting. If I put a handout on the

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Speaker 5: table before we do a podcast, that's going to really

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Speaker 5: excite it.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, thanks to join us.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back tomorrow with day two of the Export

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Speaker 1: Beer Guard and Tour to Austin, Texas.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 2: Sea later The Agenda Podcast Texas edition, brought to you

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