1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,000 Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 2: It's Fleachborn and Haley's a little bit of pod. Welcome 3 00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:08,760 Speaker 2: to a little bit of pod. 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000 Speaker 1: You guys know this of me. I have a superpower 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,400 Speaker 1: and it's falling asleep on planes. 6 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:12,800 Speaker 2: I know. 7 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 1: I'm so jealous, like I just and like mostly Shorthaul. 8 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:19,360 Speaker 1: Then I'll just be able to get on a one 9 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:22,640 Speaker 1: hour flight as soon as the rumble of taking off starts. 10 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 2: I'm and the joy for us, Vaughn is that we 11 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:29,320 Speaker 2: get to take photos of Haley with her mouth open, like. 12 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:33,800 Speaker 1: The worst side profile like that. Well, I flew down 13 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:36,760 Speaker 1: to Queenstown over the over the weekend. 14 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:42,240 Speaker 2: And filming the secret TV show that I'm doings. 15 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:43,960 Speaker 1: It was the week before that I was in Queenstown 16 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,160 Speaker 1: filming the secret TV show that you know one's supposed 17 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:46,680 Speaker 1: to know about me. 18 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,440 Speaker 2: Telling everyone, and that people are really excited to keep it. 19 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 1: Like how's I'm like? So I fly down to Queenstown 20 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 1: and I am awoken by I guess my body being 21 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 1: sort of thrown about to be woken up by a lover. Yes, 22 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 1: and we should do it more consensually, but no, I 23 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:09,560 Speaker 1: wasn't being worken up by a lover. 24 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:11,680 Speaker 2: I just want to clarify when she said we should 25 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,959 Speaker 2: do it more consensually, you mean everybody, not just you 26 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,039 Speaker 2: and I. Oh god, no, yes, clarify that. 27 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:22,840 Speaker 1: Just put a clarification on. That is me and Flitch, 28 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:27,040 Speaker 1: you and Flitch anyone. Anyway, I wasn't working up by 29 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 1: a lover. I was working up by horrendous turbulence. Next 30 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,399 Speaker 1: to me is my friend Ben Hurley, beloved New Zealand comedian. Yes, 31 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:38,119 Speaker 1: his white knuckles are gripping the seat in front. 32 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 2: Ah. Was he a nervous flyer? No? 33 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,440 Speaker 1: The whole plane was how bad? 34 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 2: What's that? 35 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:45,520 Speaker 1: The worst flight I've ever been on? 36 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 2: Wow? 37 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 1: Worst I've ever been on turbulence wise. There was a crosswind, yes, 38 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 1: coming down, and I awoke, was like, how have you 39 00:01:55,200 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 1: been asleep? I woke during the second of four attempts 40 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:00,840 Speaker 1: to land? 41 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 2: Wow? Has he even slept through the first one? 42 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 1: Yeah? It was there, but sort of like rumbling along. 43 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:09,400 Speaker 1: Hooley takes his hands off of the front seat and 44 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 1: they're dripping with sweat. 45 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 2: Wow. 46 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 1: So yeah, he removes his hands that the whole back 47 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,680 Speaker 1: of it is dripping and sweat. 48 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 2: Yeah. Geez. 49 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:20,639 Speaker 1: And that's when my ears kind of tune and I 50 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:22,160 Speaker 1: was like, oh my god. He was like, this is 51 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,520 Speaker 1: so horrible. And then he's starting to think we're gonna 52 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 1: have to cancel the gigs, were gonna have to like 53 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:30,239 Speaker 1: refund everyone's tackers, blah blah blah blah. And then that's 54 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:33,239 Speaker 1: when they do one of those huge lurches and it's 55 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:37,680 Speaker 1: like kind of to the side and down playing. The 56 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:39,240 Speaker 1: flight attendants are strapped in. 57 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, are you looking at the flight attendants, because that's 58 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,720 Speaker 2: how you can tell if it's a hairy situation or not, 59 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,400 Speaker 2: because they've been in this million times. Yeah. Yeah, they 60 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:51,400 Speaker 2: were kind of looking all right, they are shiten themselves. 61 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:56,880 Speaker 1: They are shitting them themselves. And that's when the screams starts. 62 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 1: Screams I don't mean, I don't mean my ooh you 63 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,799 Speaker 1: know I was doing that like oh, like oh in 64 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:07,760 Speaker 1: the plane moves. Yeah, it was like, ah, people were 65 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:12,200 Speaker 1: like screaming. I think women were screaming as I get 66 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 1: it together. 67 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:15,120 Speaker 2: Also embarrassing when you do land and everything's fine and 68 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,160 Speaker 2: you realize that that's just how they land the plane 69 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:17,960 Speaker 2: and crosswinds. 70 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: You know, there was one moment where it lurched so 71 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 1: quickly there our feet all win a bit Airborne who 72 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:24,640 Speaker 1: like that. 73 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:27,960 Speaker 2: I just feel that why was the turbulace because Carl 74 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 2: and see coming back from Australia was terrible as well. 75 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,880 Speaker 1: We were experiencing stunning with it. Yeah, I know, so 76 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 1: down south when I landed, a whole bunch of flights 77 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 1: have been canceled. And then when I was hitting back 78 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:41,120 Speaker 1: two days later, my flight got canceled, four or five 79 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: other flights got cancer. I said, these like cross ones 80 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 1: and they couldn't get up and down. And like any 81 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,320 Speaker 1: flight that was taking off. We were looking at, like 82 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:50,200 Speaker 1: the big jets and stuff going to Australia. We were 83 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 1: watching them and they were like dipping like this. We're like, 84 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 1: oh my god. I eventually got home. But and then 85 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:56,960 Speaker 1: when we landed, it was a. 86 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,240 Speaker 2: Classic everybody class for the pilot. 87 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,080 Speaker 1: And then as we all disembark the plane, the pilot 88 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 1: came out and was like by the door, being like, hey, 89 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:05,800 Speaker 1: sorry about. 90 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:08,360 Speaker 2: That, and he just wanted to He just wanted some 91 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,920 Speaker 2: applause because he landed the plane. 92 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 1: I did. I chucked in my bloody well done. It 93 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:16,520 Speaker 1: was definitely the way I was sweating, and okay, it 94 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,599 Speaker 1: also found a little bit like a theme park though 95 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,039 Speaker 1: I know some people don't like it, but I was like, 96 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:22,039 Speaker 1: we'll be all right.