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Speaker 1: Get a It's Jerry here from the Heidachey Breakfast, just

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Speaker 1: letting you know that if you're listening to the podcast

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Speaker 1: get on with the podcast. Welcome along to the podcast. Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: the thirtieth of September twenty twenty five thirty days half September, April, June,

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Speaker 1: and November or the rest have thirty one except February,

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Speaker 1: which is twenty eight and twenty nine every leap year.

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Speaker 2: I'm still on team based ten time system. I know

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Speaker 2: we've talked about this before. I'm still adamant that we

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Speaker 2: need to change everything to ten. Just make a year

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Speaker 2: ten months long, make a month ten weeks long, make

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Speaker 2: a week ten days long.

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Speaker 1: That's fine, But how do we deal worth retail a

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Speaker 1: quarter of the year. How do we deal worth who

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Speaker 1: needs a quarter of the year?

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Speaker 2: You can't what a third of the year.

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Speaker 1: It's financial quarters. That's the thing with twelves twelves goes

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Speaker 1: into lots of different things.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but like, who's ever like, well, we've

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Speaker 2: got a third of a year to do, blah blah blah.

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Speaker 1: You know, thirds and quarters constantly and quarters and thirds.

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Speaker 2: I suppose what two and a half two and a

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Speaker 2: half months are beer a quarter and that's all good.

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Speaker 2: That's just twenty five weeks in my system.

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Speaker 1: Well, we're just about to enter the final quarter of

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Speaker 1: the year. Yeah, October October three to thirty one December.

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Speaker 2: It's flying by this year, I found. I feel like

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Speaker 2: it's just I mean, as we know, as you get older,

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Speaker 2: time just flies by quicker and quicker because each year

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Speaker 2: is a smaller percentage of your life. But you know this,

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Speaker 2: this Q four when you're a kid, it's like it's

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Speaker 2: lightning quirk, you know, I mean, sorry, when you're a kid,

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Speaker 2: it seemed like it used to go on for the

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Speaker 2: lead up to Christmas, is like when's it ever going

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Speaker 1: Yeah? But added to that, though, you've got Q four

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Speaker 1: when you're at school, and Q four sort of finishes

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Speaker 1: like late November, early December. And my daughter now she

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Speaker 1: is in what you would call fifth form, now known

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Speaker 1: as year eleven in c A, first year in n

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole year's finished because she's now just under

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Speaker 2: study preer.

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Speaker 1: September thirty shen't even got into turn four. You don't

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Speaker 1: do anything in turn four.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you just you pre for She's.

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Speaker 1: Already done all of the all of the oh what

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Speaker 1: yeah exams?

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, right, so she's done.

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Speaker 3: Great, now she supposed to do or is she pulled

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Speaker 3: the wall?

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Speaker 1: She just she's just working. She's she's got a job.

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Speaker 1: She's contributing to the tax space. It's great paying board

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Speaker 1: supporting as soon as she's got a job, you got

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Speaker 1: to pay board.

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Speaker 3: One hundred bucks two hundred bucks.

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Speaker 1: Four hundred bucks a week is not cheap. And parts

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Speaker 1: of me, no, it's not spase.

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Speaker 2: We're saying your power bills a grand a month.

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Speaker 3: So it was more when you set it down for

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Speaker 3: the interview. As a flat mate, that was the worrying

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Speaker 2: Do you have any reference? Have you ever lived with

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Speaker 2: anyone else?

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Speaker 1: You had no reference? Now and it's like you and

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Speaker 1: I was like, no, it doesn't work like that. I

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Speaker 2: Now you're like, you're going to the kids who used

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Speaker 2: this band last Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And their bond. She struggled to come up with the

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Speaker 1: fourth So it was eight weeks rent and advance, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and four weeks bond. Yeah, four weeks. So it was

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Speaker 1: I think three thousand, six hundred and twenty dollars.

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Speaker 2: As a fifteen year old who's just got their first job.

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Speaker 3: Had a week again, borrowed it off her parents.

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Speaker 1: Lenders you were saying after that, Yeah, like a financial

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Speaker 1: finance company like Instant Finance.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's sort of paid a loan skin Stacy Jones involved.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was personally just it out to it. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: That's compound interest, isn't it. So that that really wraps up.

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Speaker 2: It's a good learning, an important listen. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 2: and you'd rather learn it now than when you got

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Speaker 1: And so every day as well, I'm coming in with

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Speaker 1: a flat inspection.

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Speaker 2: Yep, running your finger over the window. So Yeah, what's this?

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Speaker 2: What's behind this poster here?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Better not be a hole in the wall.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's the problem. Bloody marijuana and your wardrobe.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, can she get into the reeling?

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Speaker 2: She don't.

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Speaker 1: She she she has, but who knows she's operating upstairs sometimes,

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Speaker 1: you know, yeah really but sometimes any hydroponics are we

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Speaker 1: smelling around the place. Don't worry about that and checking

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Speaker 1: drawers and doing all sorts of things.

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Speaker 2: Iver tell you guys about. It was before my time,

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Speaker 2: but at boarding school there was the I believe the

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Speaker 2: seventh formers started brewing their own beer, as you do

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Speaker 2: at school. At school, Yeah, I did parts society at

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Speaker 2: the hostel and they were up in the they were

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Speaker 2: putting it in the attic and it was fermenting a

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Speaker 2: way up in the attic. And this was back in

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Speaker 2: the days when the when the brothers, because it was

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Speaker 2: a Catholic school, they would they would run the hostel

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Speaker 2: and they found the little brew operation. They didn't tell

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Speaker 2: anyone and they just took laxatives and put laxatives in

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Speaker 2: the beer in the little fermenting thing. Well the brothers did, yeah,

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Speaker 2: and left it. And then about a week later, all

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Speaker 2: of a sudden, all the students start getting the squirts

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Speaker 2: and they rounded up everyone who took a day off

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Speaker 2: having crook guts and did them for brew and the beers.

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Speaker 2: The brothers, the brother so.

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Speaker 1: Brothers, man, that's pretty sneaky.

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Speaker 2: So many brothers at that school. Where are the sisters

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Speaker 2: the issue? Yeah, the sisters. My first primary school was

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Speaker 2: run by a sister. Oh yeah, sister Rita. I'm sure

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Speaker 2: she's no longer with us, but sister, and she would

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Speaker 2: Socks up, should tuck down, and then you'd get points

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Speaker 2: for your house based on how well presented you were.

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Speaker 1: No mucking around those nuns.

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Speaker 2: They don't muck around the nuns.

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Speaker 1: A friend of mine was was a bit older than us.

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Speaker 1: He went to a Catholic primary school and the nuns

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Speaker 1: used to have like wooden rollers and they would whack

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Speaker 1: your uncles with the wooden rollers and the other thing

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Speaker 1: they used to make you put your hands in the

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Speaker 1: disc and they'd whack the disc god down on your hands.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, they were broke. All these nuns.

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Speaker 2: We ad that school.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I went to. Did you get non Catholic school?

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Speaker 1: Do you get caned. Nah, No, I only got cane

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Speaker 1: or strapped. They had the cane. And my third form

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Speaker 1: was the year nine was the last year that cane

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Speaker 1: was allowed in New Zealand, and my school still had

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Speaker 1: cane for one year. But I never got anyone get caned. No,

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Speaker 1: But there were definitely kids in my year that got caned. Yep.

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Speaker 1: And my dad got canes. He was telling me he

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Speaker 1: can't count, he said, I couldn't tell you how many

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Speaker 1: times I got cane. He said, like like not one hundred,

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Speaker 1: but close to it. And they used to get carned.

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Speaker 1: He went to the same secondary school I went to

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Speaker 1: up and Grammar, and they used to get cane for

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Speaker 1: getting things wrong, Like if the teacher asked you a

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Speaker 2: Did know the answer, you should have know, I mean,

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Speaker 2: well you should have not. Yeah, do you ever get caned?

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Speaker 3: I didn't. I remember some friends of mine right near

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Speaker 3: and they got caned around like.

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Speaker 2: The back of the league, the back of the knee.

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Speaker 3: And showing them shine the primary school, showing the marks

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Speaker 2: Did you get did you ever get the ladies downstairs,

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Speaker 2: drawn on a desk and blue pencil, and then forced

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Speaker 3: Forced the strong word. I was given given the choice

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Speaker 2: Well, you got the That's why you never had a Well,

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Speaker 3: A cane stick at home. You see, you know those

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Speaker 3: One of those. Perfect is what the was what well

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Speaker 2: Strong but light? Yeah, in a in a smooth bark.

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Speaker 1: You want something fan, I think is what? Because I

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Speaker 1: one of the teachers, mister Reid at Sinkings Prep, he

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Speaker 1: had the Fish and Chips, which was allegedly a strap

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Speaker 1: it was always rumored that it was wrapped in vinegar.

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Speaker 1: and it's called the fish and chips. They used to

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Speaker 1: name them. The teachers used to name there. But one

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Speaker 1: They all had names. Right, you're going to get Barney.

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Speaker 3: You have to come up with interesting punishments. Now, as

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Speaker 3: a teacher. I know, yeah, I know a certain relative

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Speaker 3: him at school. He was bullying someone and my brother

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Speaker 3: tried to call him out and no, no, I didn't.

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Speaker 3: And so my brother had a basket full of clothes

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Speaker 3: do is I'm going to put these clothes pegs on

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Speaker 3: you until you tell me the truth. And he would

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Speaker 3: just stick a clothes pig, for instance, on his ear.

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Speaker 3: This was only in the last ten years stick a

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Speaker 3: clothes peg on apisode?

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Speaker 1: Did you brutal? So?

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Speaker 3: Did you do that?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: And he just kept going. It was on the lips,

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Speaker 3: on the nose and the eyebrows.

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's actually out lord in mma, as we

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Speaker 2: discovered on the show this morning. But you can use

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Speaker 2: it to discipline.

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Speaker 3: A child foreskin No, No, actually I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That would have landed you in a bit of hot

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Speaker 1: water imagined the forceca.

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Speaker 2: On a child's force gun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I bet they tell the truth. I remember

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Speaker 1: there was a teacher that rang into the radio show

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Speaker 1: years ago talking about punishments, and his punishment for chewing

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Speaker 1: it had all the garm that kids are joke, and

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Speaker 1: Where you are heading to the home of the blues. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: You're still playing, mate, This is fucking amazing. That's just little,

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Speaker 1: Man. Wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. People think that the blues is all about like

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's part of the pain, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: No, it looks like it's because I because I know.

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Speaker 2: you know the apprentice. I know someone who's been one before. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yes, that was at my party. I think he was

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Speaker 2: Well he was, and he was the intended recipient of

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Speaker 1: The anticipation. Can I just say, I've not been on

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Speaker 2: Well, it's like getting hit in the head with a

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Speaker 2: I believe, had his mouth open, but again not a

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Speaker 2: Now, what you don't want in your eye is forskin whiskey.

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Speaker 2: That's what you don't want it.

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Speaker 1: It's a recipe for pink eye.

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Speaker 2: And I've always said that, Yeah, I've always said, you

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Speaker 1: Well, I witnessed another mishap over the weekend because again

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Speaker 1: And I don't know if he would really care that much.

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Speaker 2: Ground Yes, yeah, clown that you put the ping pong

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Speaker 1: It was good, actually it was that one was a

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Speaker 3: Well, how did it go?

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Speaker 2: Yea, in a carnival quality. I'll tell you what. You

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Speaker 1: Screwed you with let's get of his skin. It was.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what I really love to do on

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Speaker 2: We will say ye yep, okay, and then now I'll

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Speaker 2: So the person that was squitting whisk out of the

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Speaker 3: Is okay, beat that three times.

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Speaker 2: And here go, I'll give you the word that you

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Speaker 1: With nobody will ever guess that.

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Speaker 3: That's clever.

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Speaker 2: No, And look we've been we've been dancing around that

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Speaker 3: I think that's over for the for the season, So

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Speaker 2: Oh, if we're outside the statute of limitations. He also

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I met one of his friends over the weekend

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, John, o'bin.

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Speaker 3: I think you're too soon, John and Ben.

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Speaker 1: And Meghan mc fling, Gadsby and Meghan Hudson and Hawes,

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Speaker 2: It's okay, it's just weird association at this point Ebony

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Speaker 1: And on that night Briggs and Stratton's Royce was Rolls Royce?

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Speaker 2: Duckworth and Lewis? Oh?

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Speaker 3: But isn't there a third one? Now?

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Speaker 2: Colmar and Branton, Mercedes, Benz, Sullivan and Spillane. Now that's

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Speaker 2: a niche Timoru Electrician company that no one will have

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Speaker 2: heard of. Black and Dickett Ah, Yes, Guns, Roses Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Night and Day, Burger and King. All right, we've lost

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Speaker 4: All right over.

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Speaker 3: I didn't see them through Play the Bluesman.

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Speaker 1: Night.

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Speaker 4: World, Claverolla

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