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Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.

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Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarky the Offspring.

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Speaker 2: There on the Radio Honarky Big Show this Monday afternoon.

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Speaker 2: At the time is four thirty nine, and it's great

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Speaker 2: to have you at your company wherever you are in

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Speaker 2: this great country of ours.

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Speaker 3: Great point Jase. Also reminder to keep an air out.

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Speaker 3: If you hear a song here on Hodaky with some

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Speaker 3: fiddle mixed into it, call us straight away on oh

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Speaker 3: eight hundred Hadarky. You could win your share of twenty

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Speaker 3: five grand. It is the twenty five grand Fiddler. How

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Speaker 3: good could strike at any moment? Birthday boy, Keezy over there,

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Speaker 3: look at him.

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Speaker 4: Hey, fellas, I I've taken up a hobby call me.

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Speaker 4: Do you guys like hobbies?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? I love?

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Speaker 4: It depends on them what they are. But I've taken

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Speaker 4: up something that I used to do when I was young.

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Speaker 4: I used to do it with me my grandma there

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Speaker 4: knitting nice oh really thing. Yeah, it's quite good for

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Speaker 4: just doing when you're sitting there watching the tally, and

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Speaker 4: you don't really have to concentrate too much.

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Speaker 3: Not if you've got a real neck for a audy

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Speaker 3: j which I do have you got on nets neck.

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Speaker 4: Magi, which has been passed down through the generations. On

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Speaker 4: my father's side, my mother's got two left hands. She

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Speaker 4: can't knit to save yourself, surely. Similarly, my grandmother she

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Speaker 4: was quite good, but not as good as my granddad,

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Speaker 4: and all the way back up the line, all great knitters.

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Speaker 4: But of course they could it very sex suspect then keys.

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Speaker 4: He couldn't have a man knitting, so my grandmother would

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Speaker 4: have to get all the credit for the incredible jersey

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Speaker 4: she was knitting, but it was actually my granddad that

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Speaker 4: was doing it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so a sad tale there.

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Speaker 4: But anyway, I've done a few booties, done some booties

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Speaker 4: like slippers, No booties. Booties are for you know, little

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Speaker 4: kids and things like that. I just dropped them off

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Speaker 4: down at the mission. Sure I love yeah kids like

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Speaker 4: that kiuds like little booties. Next thing was sort of

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Speaker 4: like the adult ones, the winter sort of socks with

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Speaker 4: a thicker sort of a don you know, a big,

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Speaker 4: big thick mastard there, and they went pretty well. And

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Speaker 4: now I've just done my first spar pool. Well I'm

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Speaker 4: almost finished. Nice, got that out. Yeah, a spar and

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Speaker 4: I'm just finishing off the cover at the moment. But jeez, man,

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Speaker 4: a hell a lot cheaper.

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Speaker 5: Bet it is.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's fantastic.

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Speaker 7: But so did you follow like a guide or a

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Speaker 7: knitting pattern.

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Speaker 5: Well, once you.

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Speaker 4: Get good at it keezy like I have, you can

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Speaker 4: sort of make it up as you go along. You

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Speaker 4: sort of get a little bit of an eye for it.

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Speaker 4: You're like, oh yeah, and you do little pieces, little

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Speaker 4: pieces at a time there, so it is just like

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Speaker 4: one big ring. So if you imagine a jersey without

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Speaker 4: any sleeves on it, and it was just a ring,

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Speaker 4: so that but much much much bigger. Yeah yeah, And

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Speaker 4: then you build a separate little base for it and

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Speaker 4: you knit that all on that and yeah, you're pretty

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Speaker 4: much done. Does it have like jets?

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Speaker 5: Jets?

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Speaker 4: You need some jets in it, some little jets. And

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Speaker 4: does it hold water? Yeah? Well it's a spa man, Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Pointers if it didn't hold water?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's interesting because quite genuinely, because it was

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Speaker 2: all the rage back in the day.

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Speaker 6: On set people used to knit all the time, you

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Speaker 6: remember that.

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Speaker 2: And funnily enough, my wife started last week, right, and

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Speaker 2: she's she's into it too, knitting.

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Speaker 6: Old Hody j sock.

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Speaker 5: You were telling me you're one sock. You're telling me

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Speaker 5: off here that she was knitting you a Willie Warmer.

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Speaker 5: That's what I mean.

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Speaker 6: She's she's knitting me.

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Speaker 4: A sock, and you're saying that she's using more wool

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Speaker 4: than I am.

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Speaker 5: With my sparple mate.

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Speaker 2: It was so funny in the week and she was like, Oh,

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Speaker 2: this isn't gonna fit off the spotlight. I go for

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Speaker 2: another couple of another couple of bundles of yan yan.

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Speaker 7: All right, make you doing You could make me like

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Speaker 7: a sweeter or something.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, man, it's difficult. Some things are tricky, like with you. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: because you've got two arms that are different links.

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Speaker 7: I forgot.

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Speaker 5: June, did you forget about that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I forgot.

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Speaker 6: I heard that you can knit chivrole across.

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Speaker 7: Can you say the name of selwyn Ella dub.

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Speaker 2: Hot Achy Big Show Tuesday afternoon the time four thirty nine.

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Speaker 5: If you never get the hang of there, yeah, but

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Speaker 2: It's funny because when he's saying that, I'm like, god,

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Speaker 3: what do I say, Mike, hey fellow, should we update

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Speaker 3: Vanilla Radio?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Sure, man, the topic today, Jason. You brought it forward,

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Speaker 3: didn't you, Fella?

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Speaker 6: I sure did. Yeah, wearing socks with jandles, yes or no?

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Speaker 2: And you were like, nah, I'm vigorously against it, whereas.

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Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, man, that's all good. And then

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Speaker 3: Mogi had a hot take.

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Speaker 5: Only when I'm making love. Hang on, that wasn't I

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Speaker 5: thought of a heart take?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a double hot take, double hot take.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, of course.

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Speaker 3: Whenever we do some Vanilla radio, the text machine lights up.

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Speaker 3: All right, okay, fellas, you're doing it wrong. I go

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Speaker 3: stealth mode, which means you wear the jendles inside the socks.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, you see socks and jennals as channels and socks,

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Speaker 3: you see.

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Speaker 2: Because that kind of seems to me to defeat the

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Speaker 2: purpose of wearing a gender, which is for the eeration, Mogi,

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Speaker 2: having your feet out in the fresh air.

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Speaker 4: And protection against the old ground there as well, they

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Speaker 4: are you going to get holes in your socks?

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Speaker 5: Chase, Yeah, that's true. You Yeah, careful man.

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Speaker 6: As you will make that a topic tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: What do you like holes in your sock?

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Speaker 7: Everyone? No, one likes holes in the sock.

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Speaker 6: I don't mind. They might quite like poka mata.

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Speaker 3: Sorry someone here suggesting that crocs and socks are where

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Speaker 3: it's at.

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Speaker 5: That's a different conversation. That's not about jendle.

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Speaker 6: That's off topic.

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Speaker 7: Okay, we'll do it on Thursday.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, socks and sandals. No, that's like me wearing sneakers

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Speaker 3: and fish nets.

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Speaker 5: That's from cheers bred man.

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Speaker 6: You ever want any fish nets, Maggie.

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Speaker 5: I haven't been, but I've got nothing against it.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't know how good my legs would look.

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Speaker 7: I think ma would look good?

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Speaker 4: Would I we wearing them for sexy in as kizi?

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Speaker 4: Or for comfort? Because what's what purpose to the fish nets?

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Speaker 4: I think you'd wear them while catching fish?

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Speaker 5: Sure?

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Speaker 7: Sure, No, you'd wear them while you're at the gym.

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Speaker 7: Pervan on that check you.

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Speaker 5: With perven on? Oh you're true.

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Speaker 7: That's when you have your fish necks.

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Speaker 5: I do that fish necks? Fish? Next?

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Speaker 7: Did I say fish necks?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 7: That's good.

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Speaker 4: Fish don't have necks, man, don't they That's the thing

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Speaker 4: about them. I guess you're right, that's an interesting point.

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Speaker 4: What about what's the what's the deal with fish necks?

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Speaker 5: Jase?

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Speaker 6: That can be another topic, fish fish necks?

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Speaker 5: What's that about?

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Speaker 3: Well, I'll keep the text coming in on three four

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Speaker 3: eight three, Familar. Actually, I don't care anymore about pugs

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Speaker 3: sitting out fifty a night and day.

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Speaker 7: Vouch is like that going out of fashion.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, good stuff.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, this Chune's big sure is. It's a great

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Speaker 3: song day.

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Speaker 2: She there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.

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Speaker 2: MARGI just putting the blinds down there because the sun

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Speaker 2: is getting right in your blind eye, wasn't it?

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Speaker 5: It was man, And it's.

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Speaker 5: Certainly are jays this?

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Speaker 5: Wakkazy? When's it?

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Speaker 4: Wins it? Did you say? Thirtieth of August? Yeah, Friday,

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Speaker 4: how much only we got?

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I want to know where we're at.

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Speaker 2: And also I want to know how we're deciding who

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Speaker 2: gets to do the jump off the bread.

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Speaker 7: Well that'll be happening next week.

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Speaker 6: I mean, okay cool because I'm yeah massively.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Hey fellows.

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Speaker 4: Earlier on we were talking about when you have people

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Speaker 6: Yes, even if it's just been one night.

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Speaker 5: Even if it's just been one night. Hood j This

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Speaker 4: We've had a bunch of texts come through here on

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Speaker 4: the old three four eight three there. One of them

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Speaker 4: se is just clean your sheets, Muggie, your six son

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Speaker 7: That's a fair point.

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Speaker 6: But also can I just make the point? No, I

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Speaker 2: You know, the sheets are a pain in the ass

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Speaker 2: to wash to you, then they've got to hang them

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Speaker 5: That's my thing. If it was easy, I wouldn't be

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Speaker 4: If I just threw them away, that would be fine,

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Speaker 4: although taking them off the bed would be more more

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Speaker 6: I don't get me fitted sheets.

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Speaker 5: We had another text going through here. Just changed the

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Speaker 5: pillow case.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, nice, because often you have mates around they've

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Speaker 4: all sorts. And if you just change the pellow case,

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Speaker 4: it will smell fresh.

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Speaker 3: You can almost perfume an old or like flip the

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Speaker 7: No one will even know.

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Speaker 5: Well, I think you change its fellas well.

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Speaker 6: That's not bad. But you're also discounting the groinal discharge.

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Speaker 4: A groinal discharge, Can you give me a bit more information.

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Speaker 2: There might be some discharge in that area area for example,

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean it could be.

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Speaker 4: Wheeze distadging wheeze. I mean, if somebody wet wet the bed,

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Speaker 4: I would change the sheets. In fact, i'd expect the

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Speaker 4: you and take the bed and buy me a new bed.

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Speaker 6: I just get the hair dryer out.

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Speaker 5: Mogi.

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Speaker 3: You're a nude sleeper in summer, right, yeah, just like me,

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Speaker 3: and I'm a nude sleeping winter. Would you sleep nude

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Speaker 3: in someone's bed in the stranger's house. Yeah, that's a

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Speaker 3: bit trickier, trickier, And that's.

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Speaker 6: My comment about growing or discharge and I.

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Speaker 5: Do as well, Kezy, it's just a bit tricky.

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Speaker 3: It's just but yeah, it's so tricky to do that.

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Speaker 5: It's a little bit tricky. Aren't you all found out

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Speaker 5: like it?

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Speaker 6: Aren't you afraid? You know, if you're going full baff

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Speaker 6: in bed and stuff of sort of skiddies?

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Speaker 4: No, I mean I've always done more than two wipes, okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: so it's never been an issue that I'm going to

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Speaker 4: get skids on the sheets.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, would be weird.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I.

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Speaker 5: Can see how you'd be worried about that.

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Speaker 3: Sure, yeahah, yeah, that's why you wear two pairs of

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Speaker 6: Well, I just it's a lot to keep containing a

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Speaker 5: That's what I feel like that.

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Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

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Speaker 2: Indeed didn't give us there on the radio hoed Archy

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Speaker 2: Big Show This Thursday afternoon, Keyty did a very unfair thing, Mogie.

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Speaker 6: He went into.

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Speaker 2: The office there, grabbed a bag of chips, opened them

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Speaker 2: up and left them open right next to me.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I mean, what's that about, man, That's just a setup.

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Speaker 5: Show a bit of self control.

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Speaker 6: Brother.

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Speaker 3: Well, I was hungry and I could have near you,

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Speaker 3: because every time there's chips, you smash them exactly.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but I thought there was like your thing that

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Speaker 7: you did.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Chip, you're not going to have any you know,

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Speaker 5: I have some. Don't worry about that.

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Speaker 6: That just means I have to work out harder at

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Speaker 6: the gym.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking of gym, I was at the gym this morning,

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Speaker 4: five am, doors open, mate, and I was in there.

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Speaker 5: I was And somehow you still manage to make a

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Speaker 5: fall of yourself.

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Speaker 4: Sure, and somehow there still ends up being competition for

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Speaker 4: the different apparatus that's there in the gym. So I

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Speaker 4: of a crowd had gathered round to watch me keasy

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Speaker 4: because I am checking some tend at the moment.

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Speaker 5: Boy, I tell you what really Yeah, And I had

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Speaker 4: Oh that's I love it when a little bit of

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Speaker 4: a crowd around me and that they worked at the gym,

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Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, in a minute's did you

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Speaker 5: They're always popping away. I can't help it. Anyway.

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Speaker 4: I wanted to use the chest fly machine kesy one

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Speaker 4: helps your busy growth. And there was a woman there

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Speaker 4: and she was using that machine and I was like,

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Speaker 4: and do something else, and saying she's still she's somebody

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Speaker 4: yarn to people and to cruise. I'm assuming social media

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Speaker 4: her money just like me. She can do what she wants. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: I went over there, I plucked up my carriage and

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Speaker 4: I looked her in the eye and I says, how

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Speaker 4: many more sets have you got?

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Speaker 5: Left?

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Speaker 4: Knowing that she hadn't done anything on it for about

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Speaker 4: gave me the stink.

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Speaker 5: I again, Wow another.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's two in one week.

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Speaker 4: There's two stinkys this week I've had. And that's only

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Speaker 7: Throwing your stink nose' that's the full set almost.

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Speaker 6: Far out man, getting a bit of a rep there made.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, she says to me, She says, why don't you

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Speaker 4: of these these fly chest fly machines in there as well. Right, So,

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Speaker 4: once again I've put myself into a situation where I've

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Speaker 7: That's twice in three days.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not good.

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Speaker 6: It's not good.

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Speaker 4: And you're not doing good intentionally, right, you're not just honestly,

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Speaker 4: I don't even see it. Because it's had the same

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Speaker 4: I did just spot a couple of them, a couple

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Speaker 4: of row machines they've got over there. But yeah, they've

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Speaker 4: had all these other machines, and I just I'm blind

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Speaker 4: I'm assuming I've got a name, They've put my photo

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Speaker 4: up behind the Yeah, I was.

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Speaker 5: Going to suck.

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Speaker 6: Can imagine in the woman's changing room.

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Speaker 2: Now they're all going, has that dude come up to

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Speaker 2: you and ask how many reps you've got to go yet?

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Speaker 3: Plus there is that you remember when the old guy

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, And oh my god, nogie, this could be

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Speaker 2: quite serious.

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Speaker 4: You know what the thing about is is it's actually innocent, Yes,

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Speaker 4: but it doesn't look it.

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Speaker 6: Often these things are.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and yet it's very hard if I found myself

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Speaker 2: Well, that's one of those things too, that you suddenly

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Speaker 2: actually start doing it out of panic, you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you start asking girls to use the machine out

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Speaker 6: Yes, because you're going How many more reps you got

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Speaker 6: to go?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I felt so bad I nearly put my shirt back on.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, let's your ship was off that whole time?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well, why wouldn't you when you're packing like you are?

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Speaker 5: Mate? You know what I'm saying, Hey, keasy, what how

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Speaker 5: many reps you got? Left? Man? Gross?

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