Speaker 1: Out of the Gate with Maddy McLean, Chris Henry and
Speaker 1: Brad Christensen.
Speaker 2: Jeer.
Speaker 3: I can't work out whether you do this on purpose
Speaker 3: or because we're on zoom and there's a little bit
Speaker 3: of a delay. That's actually you think you're doing it
Speaker 3: at the same time as us.
Speaker 4: I think I'm doing it on purpose a little bit,
Speaker 4: you know, just keep you too fast. That's bloody guessing
Speaker 4: up there, down up there. And Tamicky maccodo.
Speaker 2: I mean, we've been doing the podcast with you for
Speaker 2: two and a bit of years now. We're constantly guessing.
Speaker 4: Oh god, that's you know, that's a spice of life
Speaker 4: to us too. Bloody Darling's guessing.
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess. So will he be here on
Speaker 1: the podcast?
Speaker 2: No one knows, no one, no, no, no, but here
Speaker 2: you are here.
Speaker 1: We all are. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And Bradley may I say sorry through your hands in
Speaker 3: the microphone. You are looking very handsome, an't you? General
Speaker 3: zoom screen today, you've got you a little bit more
Speaker 3: facial hair than normal.
Speaker 5: Hey, thanks very much.
Speaker 4: I had has lowered over the weekend and just sort
Speaker 4: of growing my way a little bit. A bit of regional,
Speaker 4: most regional, most stash you know, get the stash gun.
Speaker 1: It's working for you. I reckon, it's really working for you.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2: Daddy vibes, Daddy vibes, Daddy leather, big boots. Have you
Speaker 2: got the boots on?
Speaker 5: Now? I've taken them off.
Speaker 4: And one of the reasons I've hit to take them
Speaker 4: off is after we recorded last week.
Speaker 5: Oh Daddy bread, he's come down with a bout of gout.
Speaker 1: No, if you need the seafood from the Mighty Manumber two, the.
Speaker 5: Sea I've been doing and the good stuff the pork
Speaker 5: been pork.
Speaker 2: And that is a daddy ill as if ever I
Speaker 2: heard one gout?
Speaker 3: What I mean you're going a question about because I've
Speaker 3: heard about it before, but I don't really know. Can
Speaker 3: you talk to me through what causes it and symptoms?
Speaker 4: I think there's a there's a few sort of myths
Speaker 4: out there about what causes it, but I think it's diet.
Speaker 4: It's definitely something to do a diet. It's a build
Speaker 4: up of uric uric acid.
Speaker 5: Urine and it's uric, you know, like urine uric acid.
Speaker 1: It's from your wiz. So are you not pissing?
Speaker 4: I'm doing a lot of wheaze. I'm drinking a lot
Speaker 4: of water trying to flash it out. Yeah, but the
Speaker 4: pain is like a thousand million needles in your joint.
Speaker 5: So it's yeah, it's not it's not great. But anyway,
Speaker 5: the listeners then, can you listen?
Speaker 1: No, we did, No, we absolutely did. Isn't it called
Speaker 1: like the rich.
Speaker 2: Man's disease or something, because it's all about like you're
Speaker 2: drinking lots of red wine and you're eating red meat.
Speaker 5: And I'll tell you what, I'm not a rich man.
Speaker 5: So rich man's disease?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Dons? Don's feeding you too? Well?
Speaker 5: I think it's I think it's a good diet down
Speaker 5: here in the Mighty Man of two.
Speaker 1: I've heard about that pain.
Speaker 2: I remember my friend got gout when he shouldn't have had.
Speaker 2: We were in our like twenties or something, and he
Speaker 2: got gout and it was in his toes and he said,
Speaker 2: even like draping the sheet over his toes was painful.
Speaker 4: Just the lightest touch is just just sends shock waves.
Speaker 5: It's awful.
Speaker 1: So what do you do? How do you get rid
Speaker 1: of it? Are you medicators?
Speaker 5: I've got some vitamins and some you know, some pain killers,
Speaker 5: and you know, just trying to do the right things
Speaker 5: and drink lots of water, you know, all of all
Speaker 5: of those things.
Speaker 1: Are you a sad sack of a sick man?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm pretty needy when i'm sad paid but look
Speaker 4: I made some made of steel like the olden days.
Speaker 4: So I'm just trucking on, walking around, getting ship done,
Speaker 4: making shit happen.
Speaker 1: Ryan is the worst sick person.
Speaker 3: Oh, Like, I'd imagine you two have a bit of
Speaker 3: a fight about who was the secont though.
Speaker 2: No, I like, I actually think, because I'm needy in
Speaker 2: my general life, but something about getting sick, I kind
Speaker 2: of do just honestly, I just get on with it
Speaker 2: and I don't complain, and I just like do ship.
Speaker 2: And Ryan just like turns in because Ryan is hearty, yeah,
Speaker 2: until he's sick, and then he's just like such a
Speaker 2: sad sack, poor little right.
Speaker 1: I get sick of that.
Speaker 5: I try and you know what, you.
Speaker 4: Know what to do? A couple of houses around the
Speaker 4: corner and with a couple of couches.
Speaker 2: Mate, Yeah, well for him, do I send him to
Speaker 2: you or do I come and stay?
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 5: Ah, definitely leave the sick boy at home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, put him in quarantine. Just say, look, hey, been
Speaker 3: great inventions. Get some uber eats and.
Speaker 5: You'll be well.
Speaker 3: I hope you're on the mean bread. I hope you're
Speaker 3: doing And also to be fear break and talk. He's
Speaker 3: living with mums. He's okay, so good.
Speaker 4: I mean, laundry folded on the bed. We talked about
Speaker 4: it last week. But as just five star, five star
Speaker 4: review for are you?
Speaker 1: Are you pulling your weight.
Speaker 5: Always?
Speaker 2: Not with you, not with your dicky, not with your
Speaker 2: dicky ankle. I'm sure you'll be limping around. You'll be
Speaker 2: lying on the couch.
Speaker 5: Pretty much.
Speaker 1: Need your help, man, Please take care of me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm going to go and visit my I'm visiting
Speaker 2: my appearance in a couple of weeks. And the beauty
Speaker 2: is they're always like, come out for dinner and then
Speaker 2: you know you're getting feed well oh yeah, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: I've just had my mum and my sister and her
Speaker 1: daughter in town for the weekend and it's the opposite
Speaker 1: of my family. My mother and my sister have sort
Speaker 1: of just given up the ghost when it comes to
Speaker 1: cooking and the world from you.
Speaker 3: They just mean I don't want to brag, but I
Speaker 3: feel like I'm quite good at the cooking, so and
Speaker 3: maybe I don't give them quite the opportunity to do it.
Speaker 3: But tell you what, I'm just funny, beavering away in
Speaker 3: the kitchen all weekend. Is feeding these fucks. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 3: my loving family.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my beautiful mother.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my beautiful mother who had her wonderful birthday. Yes
Speaker 3: to the happy birthday. Mum made her a delicious birthday cake.
Speaker 3: Me and my two and a half year old niece
Speaker 3: made her a birthday cake. Turned out, I made so
Speaker 3: much dinner, we had a tiny little bit of cake,
Speaker 3: and then they all left today. Nobody took any cake
Speaker 3: with them, So I've got three quarters of a birthday
Speaker 3: cake at home.
Speaker 1: Well you know who lives on the corner from you.
Speaker 3: Yes, it is very true. Would you like a piece
Speaker 3: of It's like a vanilla lemon cake.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, sounds delightful around. Yes.
Speaker 1: How are we boys? Are we good?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I'm look apart from the gout, I'm good obviously.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: Lapping the regions up, I've done a lap of the
Speaker 4: plaza over the weekends, so I've clocked coms to North already.
Speaker 5: But apart from that, hey, glare out like a lizard drinking.
Speaker 1: What's the plaza offering up these days?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Pretty much much the same as the matchness really pockets,
Speaker 4: it's it's camu.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh it's good. Twenty four hours. We're just
Speaker 1: we just got closing.
Speaker 4: Times, closing time at teen. But you know a good
Speaker 4: old food court.
Speaker 1: Oh what what are they got in the food court?
Speaker 2: Just like your stock standard, like there'll be let me guess, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: there's definitely a kebab shot.
Speaker 1: Definitely visit Chinese, like a buffet.
Speaker 2: Buffet Chinese and or buffet Indian, both like one hundred
Speaker 2: percent getting You're getting a more butter chicken from there,
Speaker 2: aren't you?
Speaker 1: From the plaza?
Speaker 2: And a cheeky old and of course there's a Meki
Speaker 2: D's in there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've hit it on the head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon the people of the plaza love an
Speaker 2: apple pie from Mekids.
Speaker 5: Because well that stereotyping, probably.
Speaker 1: Because I reckon.
Speaker 2: Don't you think apple pie is a rogue until you're
Speaker 2: in certain areas, and I reckon, Pame is one of
Speaker 2: the places where an apple pie is not at all rogue.
Speaker 5: If there are.
Speaker 4: Any gators out there apart from you know, the one
Speaker 4: of the hosts of the podcast that they might be
Speaker 4: able to feed back at the apple pie as a
Speaker 4: staple here and palm.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 3: I've never been a apple pie person from McDonald's because
Speaker 3: I'm too much of a guts so because of the
Speaker 3: like thermonuclear when you get them, they always have burnt
Speaker 3: my mouth. So I've just once Beten too a show
Speaker 3: on a on an apple pie.
Speaker 2: So you know beck at primary school where you'd get
Speaker 2: your like Friday lunch orders, Oh yeah, for a period
Speaker 2: we had McDonald's. Is the lunch order in Queenstown is bouja?
Speaker 2: I mean it's queens sound. So you would get a
Speaker 2: hamburger or cheeseburger, a sprite and an apple pie for
Speaker 2: your like Friday lunch order.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: See on the Cavity Coast it was it was immense
Speaker 3: pie and a Louise cake, oh yes, or raspbread slice.
Speaker 3: This is actually very good question. Do you remember what
Speaker 3: your Friday lunch order was?
Speaker 1: Bread?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4: I think we had an option of fish and chips
Speaker 4: and or you could do a pie and a cream donut. Yes,
Speaker 4: all for three dollars as well.
Speaker 1: Back, Yeah.
Speaker 2: The McDonald's for Queen sound was I think a very
Speaker 2: short period of time, and I wonder whether they had
Speaker 2: some sort of like partnership going or something.
Speaker 3: Maybe because I thought queenstand didn't like McDonald's the best
Speaker 3: of times.
Speaker 2: No, No famously hated McDonald's famously.
Speaker 3: Well there's the way to get into them young, isn't
Speaker 3: it be like, hey, I'll do you a good deal
Speaker 3: on your school lunches? And he couldn't put a put
Speaker 3: a nice one with some ship.
Speaker 2: Actually this is a good mate. Can we put this?
Speaker 2: Can we put this on the dog in the dark?
Speaker 2: We'll put it online, both in the Facebook group, in
Speaker 2: on Instagram. What what was the Stock Standards Friday lunch
Speaker 2: order at primary school?
Speaker 3: All right, perfect, it's on the list. What was your
Speaker 3: school lunch?
Speaker 1: I love it?
Speaker 3: Hey, last week brilliant episode where we just talked all
Speaker 3: about Jax. Shall we just do another whole episode about
Speaker 3: like Dix of the Othermber. I can't think we have to, right,
Speaker 3: it's rude.
Speaker 4: Not to my TikTok algorithm as firmly stuck on Anthony
Speaker 4: Amaretti the French whole Volta.
Speaker 5: We all know what happened.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, do we want but refresh us bread? Absolutely.
Speaker 4: Our French mate, Anthony Emerti as a pole vaulter, he
Speaker 4: was I think it was heading into the finals and
Speaker 4: as he sort of went over the five part of
Speaker 4: you know, the pole has junk got in the way,
Speaker 4: which knocked the pole off, knocked might out of contention
Speaker 4: for a metal because he's got a big cock.
Speaker 1: And by the look of it, not an Indian sight.
Speaker 2: No, what I thought to myself, if you, first of all,
Speaker 2: if you know that your deck is like big enough
Speaker 2: to potentially get in the way, because surely surely that's
Speaker 2: not that's that can't have been the first time that
Speaker 2: has like happened to him.
Speaker 1: He didn't just gets it today like he's had it
Speaker 1: for a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And if you're a pole vaulter, yeah, like that's
Speaker 2: something you would have had to have dealt with.
Speaker 1: Where's the tucket?
Speaker 2: Like, get take some take take a leaf out of
Speaker 2: RuPaul's drag race and blood tuck.
Speaker 4: Can't strap that old boy back record on up and
Speaker 4: throw it over your shoulder, you should be all right.
Speaker 2: If it's the difference between if it's the difference between
Speaker 2: being knocked out and the heats or making it to
Speaker 2: the finals. Just do everything you can to avoid a
Speaker 2: Dick Canario.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because everybody now knows you've got a huge fellows.
Speaker 3: And when we discussed this offline, didn't we because I mean,
Speaker 3: for the record, he's been very very quiet about the
Speaker 3: whole scenario, So rumor would I would assume that he's
Speaker 3: not super stoked that the Internet is like well across
Speaker 3: the size of his deck. But for scientific purposes, I've
Speaker 3: watched the video from a few different angles quite a
Speaker 3: few times, and it's very solid cock and balls and.
Speaker 1: There is like it's very free, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Like you can you can see the DNA of like
Speaker 3: of the shaft coming up and then the balls coming
Speaker 3: in underneath it, and then the shaft going down on
Speaker 3: the top of it.
Speaker 1: Like it's it's quite it's a it's a lot of cock.
Speaker 4: I mean it has been the Olympics has been the
Speaker 4: Olympics of the penis the other If you haven't already
Speaker 4: a little tip for you two and gators, head over
Speaker 4: and check out the Greek water polo team.
Speaker 3: I mean it sounds if it's anything like what it
Speaker 3: says on the tin, I'm into it.
Speaker 2: The thing about it, though, is for Amarati the pole vaulter.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's worse things to be known for in
Speaker 2: life than having a big deck that knocks you out
Speaker 2: of the Olympics, right.
Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely, Like would you I mean if see, well, okay,
Speaker 3: bronze medal or will want to claiming your big deck?
Speaker 3: I mean, bronze medal would be very cool. Yeah you can,
Speaker 3: I mean you can hang it around and suppose couldn't you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but imagine the kind of offshoots I guess to
Speaker 4: Maddie's point is as you're going to get called from
Speaker 4: Calvin Klein Jockey all those high end underwear brands.
Speaker 5: He's the mother grim Well, Brad, I.
Speaker 3: Would really like to thank you for that wonderful segue,
Speaker 3: because I've actually got some information about this. Do you
Speaker 3: actually he has been offered, just in the last twenty
Speaker 3: four hours two hundred and fifty thousand US dollars to
Speaker 3: do a cam show on a website called cam Soda.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: So the vice president, Darren Parker sent him a letter saying,
Speaker 3: if it was up to me, I'd award you for
Speaker 3: what everyone saw your talent behind the belt, beneath the
Speaker 3: belt as a lover of crotch centric activities. I'd love
Speaker 3: to offer you up to turn fifty thousand dollars in
Speaker 3: exchange for a sixty minute webcam show if you show
Speaker 3: off your goods minus the crossbar.
Speaker 1: Of course. I mean great, he's not going to do that, No,
Speaker 1: se I don't. I don't think so. I mean no,
Speaker 1: but a girl can dream.
Speaker 5: We might see we might see him back at the
Speaker 5: twenty twenty eight LA game.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. I've just looked him up. He's
Speaker 2: twenty one. I'm going to send him it as a
Speaker 2: long yes, potentially, but also twenty one years of age,
Speaker 2: so he's still got time to win a medal and
Speaker 2: he gets the acclaim of having a big dick. So
Speaker 2: I think it's good news all round for him.
Speaker 1: Did you just search you up on Instagram?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I just looked him up on my because that's the
Speaker 3: next thing is just having a quick looks with the Instagram,
Speaker 3: working out how many mutuals you've got now that he's out.
Speaker 3: There was one person I saw recently, and the Jacques
Speaker 3: guy that we talked about last week, and we first
Speaker 3: thought about he didn't have any.
Speaker 1: Man, it was just many. He was just having a
Speaker 1: check to make sure that he's been a sista.
Speaker 2: And I just realized, sorry, I just realized my fly
Speaker 2: has been down and I went to the toilet probably
Speaker 2: two hours, So that's good to know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you just keep an eye out for their microphone.
Speaker 3: Where did you try to get across the top there?
Speaker 1: Anyway? Keep what were you saying? Lost it? Absolutely lost it?
Speaker 1: You're on Instagram?
Speaker 3: Oh about old Jack's and nobody. And then the other
Speaker 3: day we met to look again and.
Speaker 1: Yeah there were some Mitchell's, Yeah, but they were yes.
Speaker 3: Matter this with an underwear sponsorship turned fifty grand from
Speaker 3: this campsite and probably one hundred thousand gays on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Are we still loving the Olympics though? Or he kind
Speaker 1: of moved on.
Speaker 3: I've watched funk all of it. The only parts that
Speaker 3: I've watched are the tektoks and stuff of that. I mean,
Speaker 3: it's quite like, this is a really boring thing to say.
Speaker 3: I quite like the time difference, because you wake up
Speaker 3: in the morning and it's like breakcap, isn't it last night?
Speaker 3: Middle here, Middle there? And like all power two people
Speaker 3: and it's amazing. But I'm sort of probably finding it
Speaker 3: a little bit more sport in the in the mishaps.
Speaker 1: Of the Olympics. If I'm honest, I get that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm quite invested.
Speaker 3: In the two Belgians that have got e colo poisoning
Speaker 3: after swimming in the sea.
Speaker 1: Yes, what we talked about.
Speaker 2: We wondered how long that was going to take. The
Speaker 2: other thing is there's the Czech tennis players. Did you
Speaker 2: read about these guys? It's this is heterosexual news, So
Speaker 2: I won's been too long on it. But they were
Speaker 2: together like a couple competing and and like there were
Speaker 2: a couple in a romantic relationship and they competed together,
Speaker 2: and then just before Paris they broke up, but they
Speaker 2: still they'd made the games together as like a mixed peer,
Speaker 2: so they had to go on and compete and they
Speaker 2: won gold.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, keep the resp going.
Speaker 2: Yes, And so now people are saying, like this is
Speaker 2: such a beautiful like rom com moment, you know, like
Speaker 2: the couple that broke up that then had to compete
Speaker 2: at the Olympic Games and then earn them one together.
Speaker 1: Do you think they'll get back together? People are wondering that,
Speaker 1: or do you think they're just.
Speaker 3: Absolutely going fair enough to being in a long term
Speaker 3: relationship in the athletes village.
Speaker 1: Potentially, I mean like it. It would be head on,
Speaker 1: wouldn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, imagine working with your ex though I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: No, neither could I.
Speaker 5: No, neither. So we'll park that one.
Speaker 2: Have you had to work with an X before, Brad, No? No,
Speaker 2: nor have I?
Speaker 1: No neither. I mean I can't see I can't see
Speaker 1: a scenario in it. No.
Speaker 3: But I mean also, I've been very lucky that X
Speaker 3: as I've had, have seen to have just have been
Speaker 3: quite quickly out of even my orbits.
Speaker 1: To be honest, Have I ever told you the story
Speaker 1: before Stormy? If I have.
Speaker 2: I once went on a date. I dated a guy
Speaker 2: for a little bit. We weren't like, super super serious,
Speaker 2: but we did date for a little bit, and then
Speaker 2: I just wasn't working and I broke up with him
Speaker 2: and I thought, well, we don't have any mutuals in common.
Speaker 1: I'll probably never see him again.
Speaker 2: And then he ended up dating a friend of mine
Speaker 2: and now they're married.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I think you have time with this book.
Speaker 3: Took me right to the end to remember, but there
Speaker 3: is a obviously, if it wasn't too serious, it's fine,
Speaker 3: But do you sort of see your friend as they're
Speaker 3: getting married and think, wow, I've had your husband's dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's just that's just gay New Zealand, really,
Speaker 2: isn't it. Let's just going to the ponts of week Yeah.
Speaker 2: And at first I was like, oh fuck, Like, well
Speaker 2: I broke up with this guy. I never thought I
Speaker 2: was gonna have to see him again. But actually it
Speaker 2: was tuned up fine, and now we're like, now we're
Speaker 2: friends and they make a much better couple than.
Speaker 1: We ever did, so it's worked out well.
Speaker 3: Speaking of friends, I got to ji in too a
Speaker 3: few of your friends over the weekend because while you
Speaker 3: were running around the plaza, Meddy and I went got
Speaker 3: real gay DApp and we went to Symphony Pride.
Speaker 5: How good?
Speaker 1: It was so good?
Speaker 3: It was very very impressive for those that are not
Speaker 3: across it. It was a big dance party with Symphony,
Speaker 3: which is the group that does that's the Aukland Pilimonial Orchestra.
Speaker 3: They play dance music pride bangers with an orchestra and
Speaker 3: guest vocalist and it was an epic, epic show.
Speaker 1: It was so good. Have you ever done symphony before? Bread?
Speaker 4: I haven't, but this time I had the biggest bomo
Speaker 4: you could ever think about.
Speaker 2: So they do a bunch of different ones like they
Speaker 2: It's been in the Domain, it's been in the town Hall.
Speaker 2: This one was at Spark.
Speaker 1: Had you ever been before?
Speaker 3: Yes, I went to the big one at the Domain
Speaker 3: February this year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was epic.
Speaker 3: And what's the what's the terminology you have to say
Speaker 3: when you when you we my company did some work
Speaker 3: on this one.
Speaker 2: I feel like I lost the terminology, so there's like
Speaker 2: a I know what you're trying to I know what
Speaker 2: you're trying to say.
Speaker 3: Spent you a long one, like just like a little disclaimer,
Speaker 3: that's right. So we didn't work on it. So I've
Speaker 3: been involved in it for it for a little bit.
Speaker 3: But I'll tell you what, even from a punt of perspective,
Speaker 3: it was incredible. And you know what was the most
Speaker 3: incredible thing about it is there. Obviously we've been to
Speaker 3: lots of queer events across our time, and you know,
Speaker 3: I run a queer event myself and have got good
Speaker 3: experience in this. This was an event that was for everyone.
Speaker 3: It was heavily weighted with incredible allies who were just
Speaker 3: having the best fucking time being involved and invited to something,
Speaker 3: and I was like, actually, do you know what This
Speaker 3: is an incredible.
Speaker 1: Way of it happened.
Speaker 3: I met an older gentleman who was just like, is
Speaker 3: it cool.
Speaker 1: That I'm here. I was like, yeah, like, it's great,
Speaker 1: it's awesome that you're here. They gender neutral the toilet.
Speaker 3: Everyone was very confused when I was in there, and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this is one of digital neutral.
Speaker 3: It means it means that I get sto wets and
Speaker 3: you get st we's. At the same time, She's like,
Speaker 3: ahjessling on her.
Speaker 2: Face, it's justling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was so impressive.
Speaker 3: Got to have a little snuggle with my friend man
Speaker 3: and McLean and his wonderful husband, and you're gonna tell
Speaker 3: them about your fancy outfits.
Speaker 2: So I think we've talked about this on the podcast
Speaker 2: before because I've, as you mentioned, you obviously run this
Speaker 2: by which I've been to before, and I've always I've
Speaker 2: never quite known what to do, like what to wear.
Speaker 1: He's had a journey when it comes to costumes for
Speaker 1: queer events. Let's put the spadelessness.
Speaker 2: Well, the first misbehavior I went to famously I wore
Speaker 2: a polo top and Chino's and I got there and
Speaker 2: I was so out of place. I've never been more
Speaker 2: out of place. And then the second time, I wore
Speaker 2: something similar, but I at least put a jock strap on, so.
Speaker 3: You know, you were shorts and you had an open top.
Speaker 3: So you're working away from.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, this is and a jock stress and a
Speaker 1: jock shop.
Speaker 2: And then this time I thought, well, I'm going to
Speaker 2: go a bit gayer because I knew lots of the
Speaker 2: people that I was going to be with would be
Speaker 2: dressed that way. So I thought, what can I do?
Speaker 2: And I went took myself down to Teddy's, which is
Speaker 2: the second like second hand clothing shop, and I rifled
Speaker 2: like through their clothing section, the men's clothing section. I
Speaker 2: started and didn't really find anything, and then I stumbled
Speaker 2: upon the women's section and I found myself in little
Speaker 2: black mesh top. She was stunning and I put it
Speaker 2: on and I thought, oh, she's bold, she's bold, and
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 5: Know she was she bold and cold?
Speaker 1: She was bold and cold.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to be fair, it was inside, oh yeah, but
Speaker 2: she was cold. She was nippy outside and the nips
Speaker 2: were front and sent to my friend Yeah and glass, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you looked so beautiful though stunningly hot.
Speaker 1: Did you feel good in it?
Speaker 2: I actually did feel quite good in it, and I
Speaker 2: felt quite liberated in it. But I was nervous because
Speaker 2: I put it on. We had a little staycation and
Speaker 2: stayed at the hotel at sky City, and there was
Speaker 2: a little pre party at sky City. First of all,
Speaker 2: Chris was there as well, and so walking from the
Speaker 2: hotel to the pre party through the casino was quite
Speaker 2: an experience because here I am and not just a
Speaker 2: mesh top but a mesh crop top. So yeah, and
Speaker 2: walking through the casino was quite an experience.
Speaker 1: But I did it. Yeah, and I made it, and
Speaker 1: it was great.
Speaker 2: That an awkward thing came when I was at the
Speaker 2: pre party, which was partly like sponsors and yeah.
Speaker 3: It was that sponsor's partner's friends of the brand. It
Speaker 3: was a bit more corporate.
Speaker 1: It was a bit more corporate than I think one
Speaker 1: of us had anticipated. But it was great. It was
Speaker 1: very grateful to be involved. I was wonderful.
Speaker 2: But I walked right in and the first person I
Speaker 2: see is the CEO of the company that I work
Speaker 2: and his lovely wife and so I have to go
Speaker 2: in and were you two wearing the same time?
Speaker 1: That was not quite? Not quite? No, I think he
Speaker 1: had a sensible blazer on. I was thinking, and so.
Speaker 2: I had to go and stand there and it was
Speaker 2: like kind of an awkward conversation with the CEO while
Speaker 2: I'm wearing this mesh crop top.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I feel like it's the night went on.
Speaker 3: It was. It was beautiful because it was you could
Speaker 3: very easy exity nipples and when i'm a when i'm
Speaker 3: a drunk, I'm a nipple toucher, which everyone's which I'm
Speaker 3: sure everyone's well aware of. But I gave I definitely
Speaker 3: gave him ahead of it a go. Her beautiful husband
Speaker 3: was at It wasn't quite a crop top, but he
Speaker 3: has good, easy excess and beautiful eyelasher.
Speaker 1: He put some falses on bread.
Speaker 5: Wow, pushing the boat out, wasn't he just?
Speaker 4: But I must say I did see the photo of
Speaker 4: you pockets and I thought, wow, we that's.
Speaker 1: Hot, thank you, thank you very much, very hot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was a liberating experience.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, the crop top's been washed and it's been
Speaker 2: folded away nicely into my drawer.
Speaker 1: But it'll make a return at some point. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: it will come out again. I mean, who knows what's
Speaker 1: next to you?
Speaker 3: If this is the evolution of your gay fat I
Speaker 3: reckon we're can get your harness.
Speaker 2: In the space of three parties, I've gone from polo
Speaker 2: shirt and chinos to shorts and a button down top
Speaker 2: and now a bloody mish crop. Yeah did you I
Speaker 2: wore not the thongb but I did wear I.
Speaker 1: Wore a job straight and pairfect yep. So watch the space.
Speaker 1: It was very very cool. Come next time we do.
Speaker 2: Next time we go to a misbehavior or something, you
Speaker 2: guys boys can come and help me pick out my
Speaker 2: next out.
Speaker 3: Hey, next weekend August seventeenth East Street Hall, Come along?
Speaker 1: Is it that time? Already? That time? Already time time flight?
Speaker 1: Oh new venue as well, let's all go.
Speaker 3: So if you're in the market and you're agaated and
Speaker 3: you want to come along, please do.
Speaker 1: I'll be there.
Speaker 3: I don't know whether I quite fit medis crop dop,
Speaker 3: but I might take your I might take.
Speaker 1: Your leaf out of my gloves. A little bit of inspiration.
Speaker 2: We'll put a little tile on our Instagram page of
Speaker 2: people on fine tickets and everything as well, it would
Speaker 2: be fantastic.
Speaker 3: I had some exciting medical news today was I've been
Speaker 3: going to the chiropractor and I graduated from the chiropractor today,
Speaker 3: which was very exciting.
Speaker 1: I thought that I might not ever graduate from the chiropractor.
Speaker 3: You know sometime when you go to one of those
Speaker 3: places and they're just like, oh, we'll just see you
Speaker 3: again in a week, see you again in a week,
Speaker 3: and you know, don't get me wrong, it's delivered some
Speaker 3: amazing results. But she's a little spinny on a weekly basis, huh.
Speaker 3: But I had a very interesting request today that sort
Speaker 3: of took me by surprise a little bit, and I
Speaker 3: had to sort of be caught trying to work out
Speaker 3: a bit of consent, which I haven't done for a week.
Speaker 3: While okay, I was asked to grab my penis and
Speaker 3: move my penis to the side, oh oh at the
Speaker 3: chiro at the cairopractor so she could access a little
Speaker 3: bit in the inside of me of me hips and
Speaker 3: I was like, of course. And then I had this
Speaker 3: sort of like a bit of gay panic where I
Speaker 3: was like, well, what is she? I mean, like, what
Speaker 3: do I just grab it on like the top? And
Speaker 3: I was wearing like jeans.
Speaker 1: Do you mean like pincture at the tip? Is that
Speaker 1: what you mean? What is I should I be grabbing
Speaker 1: it through my like jeans?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: How like? How much of how? Yes? How would she
Speaker 1: like me to move my yes? Yes? So I had
Speaker 1: to like step back.
Speaker 3: Okay, I almost have to like execute to take it,
Speaker 3: take a leaf out of the out of the book
Speaker 3: about consent. And I said, okay, how would you like
Speaker 3: just move it to the side. And I said, will
Speaker 3: you be comfortable if I undid my trousers.
Speaker 1: And she said sounds like a mels and boot, It doesn't.
Speaker 3: And then she said yes, and I said, okay, So
Speaker 3: I did my trousers and I sort of grabbed it
Speaker 3: quite sort of gently to.
Speaker 1: Pull to the side, and then she did business.
Speaker 3: And then I just lay there sort of with my
Speaker 3: pants open for a while. And since she said, you
Speaker 3: can do.
Speaker 2: Your pens, so wait, I've got a couple of follow
Speaker 2: up questions. So the pants were pants were undone done,
Speaker 2: The underwear was still on. Yes, underwear was not pulled
Speaker 2: down at all. So did you just have to kind
Speaker 2: of rearrange?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So I had to grab it, and obviously I had
Speaker 3: to take the whole pack, the whole package.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to leave the boys behind. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: Everyone came together and I sort of sort of went
Speaker 3: a little bit under the ballsack and had to pull
Speaker 3: it to the side so that it was out of
Speaker 3: the way. And I'm glad I did because the area
Speaker 3: that she needed to push down on to rolice, my
Speaker 3: attention was, it was very close, right right in the crevasse.
Speaker 2: No, you wouldn't want you wouldn't want that getting confused
Speaker 2: with anything.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't want her going and sort of willing nelly
Speaker 3: and just.
Speaker 1: Put putting a finger on a nut or something, and he.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't want too much pressure on a mat.
Speaker 1: No, no at all, not at all.
Speaker 3: How are you feeling now, I'm feeling actually very very loose,
Speaker 3: feeling feeling fairly very good, but proud of myself for
Speaker 3: executing some health consents.
Speaker 1: Well done, well done.
Speaker 2: It's a that's that's not quite what I would have
Speaker 2: expected from the Cairo, because you always think.
Speaker 3: Back Nick, yeah, popping and cracking. Oh no, no, I went,
Speaker 3: did I went the other day after my international travel
Speaker 3: and she went and she said she was touched around.
Speaker 3: She was like, well, that's a bit She said, Oh,
Speaker 3: it's a bit tight in there. She's like, he's a
Speaker 3: bit blocked up. And I was like, oh, I'm a
Speaker 3: little bit sore of there. She's like, yeah, have you
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, actually maybe not.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It turns out the old body doesn't lie. She could
Speaker 3: tell that. So she popped the thing with things in
Speaker 3: my back, got home really proper, proper evacuation. Too much
Speaker 3: airplane for us, That's what I would have said, not
Speaker 3: enough order, you know, give you any water on the
Speaker 3: plane and then you just tiny little car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we've had four red wines and in your dinner.
Speaker 2: My sister was on an international flight recently and she
Speaker 2: said almost immediately, like straight after take off, as soon
Speaker 2: as the fastened seat belt sign was off, seat went
Speaker 2: back in front of her.
Speaker 1: Wow, isn't that it just such a no?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: What what sort of time of the day was that?
Speaker 1: What time would she have flown out? Early evening? Early evening?
Speaker 1: Not like we're not talking like eleven, no, Nazi, I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think I.
Speaker 3: Think you've got to wait too well after the nail
Speaker 3: service for that to happen. I am in the small window.
Speaker 2: I am such a people pleaser that I'm terrified to
Speaker 2: put my seat back even when it's like totally acceptable
Speaker 2: to be able to do that.
Speaker 1: I think the lights have got to be.
Speaker 2: All I agree, I agree, and even and then you've
Speaker 2: still got to be really aware of like when to
Speaker 2: put it forward again.
Speaker 5: You just be conscientiest, don't you?
Speaker 1: Oh my God, tell me about it.
Speaker 5: Talking about the.
Speaker 4: Car of Practice story, Chris, I went and sort of
Speaker 4: shouted myself, you know, miss a little bit of a Hey, look,
Speaker 4: you've had a couple of hard weeks, so we don't
Speaker 4: got a full body message oil And obviously I've been
Speaker 4: away out of town for some time and haven't been touched.
Speaker 1: My tummy keep going.
Speaker 5: Things started to happen and I started to panic. I
Speaker 5: had the gay panic as well. I was like and
Speaker 5: I just had to think those thoughts to make it
Speaker 5: go away.
Speaker 3: What do they say, Margaret tring a cold dame trying
Speaker 3: to come to grandmar so.
Speaker 4: You know, just the wrong time. But I tell you what,
Speaker 4: it was the nicest message. Also got a comment around
Speaker 4: or you're very tight, and that was just my ma.
Speaker 1: Has been a few weeks. It's growing over.
Speaker 5: I'm not looking.
Speaker 2: It's Look, it's happened to the best of us. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: we've all been there at some point in time. I'm
Speaker 2: sure the old home sexual Himan. The someone's getting an email.
Speaker 1: Is the ding. I think that's me, and I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry about it. It's okay, that's okay. We won't make
Speaker 1: you read it out loud.
Speaker 2: Hey, tomorrow night, I'm going to an event. Do you
Speaker 2: remember I said to you ages ago that I wanted
Speaker 2: to do like a little surprise date night for Ryan.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about this the other day, going to
Speaker 2: the comedian, and I booked this month ago.
Speaker 1: Yes, And does he across? No, he doesn't know about it.
Speaker 1: Did you know you're going out tomorrow?
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't know that either. So I'm going to
Speaker 2: tell him that. I'm going to tell him tonight. And
Speaker 2: I have to tell him tonight for one very specific reason,
Speaker 2: because I've just looked at the tickets. Yeah, you won't
Speaker 2: believe this. The show doesn't start till nine thirty.
Speaker 1: And is good, and it is the comedian. It's a
Speaker 1: mature lady comedian, isn't it. Yeah, it's thirty. Isn't that outrageous?
Speaker 1: Absolutely outrageous. Oh, she'd be home in bed break on
Speaker 1: a Wednesday night, and I looked at it and.
Speaker 5: Lucky, luckily, you don't have an early start in these days.
Speaker 2: Pockets, No, I know, but still I looked at it
Speaker 2: as a ninety minute show, So a nine thirty start time.
Speaker 2: She better not bloody be running late because I will
Speaker 2: be very angry. Nine thirty start time, so that means
Speaker 2: I'm not getting out of there until eleven. That means
Speaker 2: I'm not getting home to eleven thirty.
Speaker 3: By the time you get through that car pike downtown,
Speaker 3: you'd be like, if you're home for twelve, you have
Speaker 3: you know what that you've been doing that night. You're
Speaker 3: having two dinners, so you'll be having one dinner out
Speaker 3: and then you have ten mcdohn's on the way.
Speaker 2: Home, won't we Just yeah, I'm going to need a
Speaker 2: little cheeseburger picked me up.
Speaker 1: Oh if we get into bed, I think.
Speaker 5: And at ale and.
Speaker 1: A hot apple pie.
Speaker 2: I'll take a leaf out of Palme's book and I'll
Speaker 2: get myself a hot apple pie on the way home.
Speaker 1: You had to get it, you had to put it
Speaker 1: outside again in the morning.
Speaker 5: I think the hot apple pie is code Maddy.
Speaker 3: I'm at you worried now that that your wonderful gift
Speaker 3: and surprise that you're gonna get is gonna pay the
Speaker 3: egg on your Facebook, He's gonna be a bit like, oh.
Speaker 1: Why did you do this? What? Yes?
Speaker 2: And last night we lay in bed and he goes,
Speaker 2: I'm so tired this week. So I'm gonna have to
Speaker 2: tell him tonight because I'm gonna have to say, Hey,
Speaker 2: I'm giving you the heads up. I am surprising you,
Speaker 2: but I'm not surprising you too much because I'm giving
Speaker 2: you twenty four hours notice. Nice, We're gonna hit the
Speaker 2: bed early tonight because you've got a nine thirty event
Speaker 2: to go to tomorrow night.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I'm just hopeful that the joy of seeing this comedian
Speaker 2: that he loves is gonna be enough.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean I'd love to go if if he
Speaker 1: decides he's not not endo it, I'll let.
Speaker 4: But also, it's bed week. You know he's got two
Speaker 4: more days to get through. So you know, I suck
Speaker 4: it up that a cap. It's a surprise, it's a
Speaker 4: lovely thing your husband's doing.
Speaker 2: You'll be right, this is true, and we don't have
Speaker 2: anything on this week, and so he can he can,
Speaker 2: You're right, he can suck it up, but only Oh,
Speaker 2: report back next week as to how the surprise goes.
Speaker 1: See in nine thirty. I just think I just think.
Speaker 2: We're not We're not built that way in this country.
Speaker 2: I know they do that overseas though. Whenever I'm watching
Speaker 2: TV and people were like on the TV shows, they're
Speaker 2: sitting up like a date. They're always like, so I
Speaker 2: pick you up at eight thirty and we'll have dinner
Speaker 2: at nine.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing? No?
Speaker 2: Too much, way way too much, way too late for
Speaker 2: a midweek of him. Hey, one other thing happened to
Speaker 2: me that I wanted to get your thoughts on. I
Speaker 2: ran into So. I've got a friend who I've been
Speaker 2: friends with for a long time, and my friend has
Speaker 2: a partner who I am obviously like friends with by association,
Speaker 2: but my key relationship is with this one particular person. Okay,
Speaker 2: And I ran into her the other day and she
Speaker 2: I said, how are you? She said, I'm good. We're
Speaker 2: having a baby. And I said, that's fantastic news. I'm
Speaker 2: so excited. I'm so happy for you. Yeah, but I
Speaker 2: knew that my friend would have desperately wanted to tell
Speaker 2: me this news himself.
Speaker 1: Right, and I felt so.
Speaker 2: Guilty that the thunder had almost been stolen from him.
Speaker 2: But then I thought, well, it's her baby too, her
Speaker 2: news to share.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean maybe he should have gone to a
Speaker 3: little bit sooner.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, they are early days for them, like early
Speaker 2: ish days for them. They're like just about to tip
Speaker 2: over that kind of twelve week three sshold where they
Speaker 2: start telling people.
Speaker 1: But I thought, is it is it just anyone's news
Speaker 1: to share it? Or should she have waited for him
Speaker 1: to share it with me? I wasn't sure what the
Speaker 1: etiquette was.
Speaker 3: I would personally say, if he is your friend, then
Speaker 3: he should have told you, not her. But I suppose
Speaker 3: it's kind of weird because she's got the waving ab
Speaker 3: inside of her, so it kind of becomes her news. Yeah,
Speaker 3: what do you think, Brett, he'd just gave a couple
Speaker 3: of pumps, didn't he. I mean, obviously very successful one
Speaker 3: could well done.
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely good to.
Speaker 3: Know that those swimmers swim swims.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think to your point, Maddie, I reckon it's
Speaker 4: the joint news.
Speaker 5: But yeah, it's just Ricky. I'm on the fence for that.
Speaker 4: It would be nice to for you to hear the
Speaker 4: news from your mate. I guess I'm starting with Chris.
Speaker 4: But you make a good.
Speaker 5: Point that it's both the news and hey, it's what
Speaker 5: a joyful thing, And.
Speaker 2: I get yeah, totally, it was good news to tell, right,
Speaker 2: And and I guess I was asking her what was new,
Speaker 2: and maybe she didn't want to hide this big thing
Speaker 2: from me.
Speaker 1: So I just I felt a little bit guilty that
Speaker 1: the news kind of got stolen from him.
Speaker 3: Although the question is are you going to pull a
Speaker 3: pretend surprised face and he tells you so I was.
Speaker 2: I was planning on that that whole Oh my god,
Speaker 2: this is brand new information. But then he teached me
Speaker 2: and he was like, she told me, so I know,
Speaker 2: you know, And I was like, demm, I was really
Speaker 2: like really for my good like big acting debut, and
Speaker 2: you were do.
Speaker 1: In such a good job. And he would have been
Speaker 1: none the wise very much. And you listened to this podcast,
Speaker 1: may people worn.
Speaker 2: Across Hey, it's been really fun hanging out this week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've actually I know that we we hate we
Speaker 3: do this because you know, one more left, but this
Speaker 3: is one thing that's they're not going to last till
Speaker 3: next week. And it's going back to the Olympic.
Speaker 5: Great.
Speaker 3: You know how we like a good statistic. Yeah, Team LGBT. Okay,
Speaker 3: all of the gay in, lesbian and athletes in the Olympics.
Speaker 3: If we were our country, you know, we would be
Speaker 3: in the middle table.
Speaker 1: Top five would be eight, number eight, which I think
Speaker 1: is pretty good.
Speaker 3: It's very good with wodin a pret of twenty four
Speaker 3: medals of this is current as of Tuesday, the sixth
Speaker 3: of August, including five golds, eleven silvers and eight bronze.
Speaker 1: That is very good. Yes, Queen.
Speaker 5: Go we always punched.
Speaker 3: Achievers all that time in the closet, practicing, out diving
Speaker 3: and synchronized.
Speaker 2: I will enjoy the rest of the Olympics because we
Speaker 2: don't have long to go, and hopefully we get some
Speaker 2: more dick action to talk about next week. And you
Speaker 2: have a fantastic we go follow us on Instagram and
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Speaker 3: Yes, and actually a top note if you've just recently
Speaker 3: joined the Gators Facebook group, I'll be posting up a
Speaker 3: new little intro slide tomorrow because just like a good party,
Speaker 3: everyone needs to introduce themselves to others. Absolutely making sure
Speaker 3: that happens as of tomorrow, that's your homework.
Speaker 1: Gators, go for them.
Speaker 2: Have a good week, and we will see you next week.