WEBVTT - "Locker Room Etiquette" 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:02.640 Live from the Export Beer Gudin's studio and brought to you, 0:00:02.759 --> 0:00:04.960 as always by export Oltra, the beer for here. This 0:00:05.040 --> 0:00:07.600 is the Agenda Podcast for your Friday, the twenty sixth 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:07.960 of July. 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:13.520 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:17.440 brought to you by Next Sport a Culture Morning. 0:00:17.440 --> 0:00:18.599 Heath, great posture this morning. 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:20.799 Yeah, I'm sitting up after seeing the last video that 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:23.239 went out from the last thing where I'm like hunched 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:26.640 over like quasi modo about twenty five chins. 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:28.920 We've said this before, just terrible lumbar support. 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:33.280 These couches come on g lane terrible. 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:35.720 These wouldn't be if you put this out on a burn, 0:00:35.720 --> 0:00:36.720 they wouldn't be picked up. 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:40.040 It's like your offer smoker room because no one actually 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:43.200 owns it. It's always just in the shittiest state. Yeah, 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:44.920 because no one's ever going to take Ownershi'll be like, 0:00:44.960 --> 0:00:47.159 I'm gonna fix it. What we all do is sit 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:48.880 on this couch and be like, fuck, there's uncomfortable, and 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:51.080 then none of us go out do anything about it. 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:53.199 Make Michael Boggs, the CEO of and said me do 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:55.080 five podcasts a week on these couches. 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:56.040 The next thing, you know. 0:00:56.080 --> 0:00:59.200 You'd find a wonderful studio with a cafe environment. 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:00.880 Yeah, I think of Simmy Brown had to take the 0:01:00.880 --> 0:01:02.640 bus to work. All of our roads will be fixed, 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:04.680 I'll tell you what though. 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:08.120 Auckland Transport, you know they are always bus and cycle lane. 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:10.040 Seen the size of the car park. All those assholes 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:11.000 are driving to work, are they? 0:01:11.160 --> 0:01:11.399 Yeah? 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:13.640 Oh my god, all of those assoles the thing and 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:15.360 get rid of your car park and then come to 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:16.560 me and tell me to get rid of my car. 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:19.600 Yeah, that's right, all of the because they've revent the 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:22.480 whole bus system. You jump in your bus, great, then 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:24.240 you just sit. They don't have bus lanes, so you're 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:25.840 just sitting in the same traffic you would have been 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:28.559 in your own car, or standing more often than. 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:29.800 Standing in your own filth. 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:33.759 Every other country figured out trains over one hundred years ago. 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:35.920 Yeah, well we did have light rail, didn't we. We 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:38.559 had the bloody trams, but then they took them out bloody. 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:41.560 It's hey, I've got a little bit of advice that 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:44.559 I'd like to ask of you today. Oh yes, I 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:46.880 am commentating the Warriors tonight at eight pm. 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:47.320 Ah. 0:01:47.440 --> 0:01:52.120 Yeah, it's on a Friday, payday, Friday two. Yeah, a 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:55.480 bit of excitement around the office, shit beers at lunchtime. 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:59.720 Last week I tried and failed to go home at lunchtime, 0:01:59.760 --> 0:02:01.280 and then I'm back in for the commentary. 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:03.960 Yeah, well you didn't make it home, or. 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:06.240 I made it home, but way too late. I got 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:08.679 home at about seven, yeah, right, and then I was 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:09.520 back in at nine. 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:10.960 Yeah, that's difficult, and. 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:13.080 Summer religion that I was still drunk on the commentary. 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:16.799 I tony those But how do you play it? You're 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:18.120 a veteran of many commentaries. 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:22.440 Oh god, it's the hardest thing in professional commentating. Is 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:26.960 a Friday, especially Friday, much harder than a Saturday, much harder. 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:29.120 And just the eight o'clock kick off, it just makes 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:30.840 it that a little bit harder because you could probably 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:32.919 pack yourself to keep it together till seven. 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:37.760 You know when I turned into a pumpkin at around seven. 0:02:38.040 --> 0:02:39.320 Although I tell you what. 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:43.360 Last week, that game, the Fiji and All Blacks game, Yeah, 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:46.679 that really got me because it was mid afternoon. Oh yeah, 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:48.120 and then I had a few drinks with it, and 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:49.720 then I was so confused because I figured it was 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:51.360 the middle of the night. But then I was going 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:53.080 out for dinner with some people and I was middle 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:56.360 of the night, Matt, and they were sort of early afternoon. 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:59.000 Just just got showered and putting some nice clothes on 0:02:59.040 --> 0:02:59.760 and went out for dinner. 0:03:00.160 --> 0:03:00.720 This is the problem. 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:02.640 I was turning that restaurant like a nightclub. 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:05.839 I know. Yeah, well this is what happened last week 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:08.800 because the game was at ten. You know, on a Friday, 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:13.160 I show up a stagnoom and I for a folk 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:14.160 scale commentary. 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:17.400 Well, I would say stick to your I think stick 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:21.520 to your exports. Yeah, you know, I'd stay away from 0:03:21.560 --> 0:03:24.160 the top shelf and I'd definitely stay away from the 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:25.960 veno for sure. 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:29.320 Yeah oh yeah, because I was getting into the six percenters. 0:03:29.720 --> 0:03:33.040 Yeah yeah, I think you've just got to no dinner, 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:34.040 go about your work. 0:03:34.080 --> 0:03:36.840 But the problem is all your rules through out the window. 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:37.520 This is the problem. 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:40.840 You have a rule that you go Like when I 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:42.320 was going to the rugby last week, I was like, 0:03:42.400 --> 0:03:44.960 I'll just have one, but then one made me want 0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:47.640 to have two, and you know, you have a drink, 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:51.120 then the drink has you next. You know, I'm not 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:52.880 the person I was that didn't want to drink. I'm 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:54.960 now a totally different person now that wants to drink. 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:58.640 You're now talking to mister Hyde. Yeah, it's not the 0:03:58.640 --> 0:04:00.680 same thing. I want someone the active wants to ruin 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:03.160 my life for a joke. That's rather than trying to 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:03.760 make things better. 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:05.440 It's exactly what happened to me last week because I 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:06.840 was like, right, I'm going to go home after this beer. 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:08.280 I'm going to go home after this beer. I'm going 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:09.680 to go home after this beer. And then I was like, 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:11.840 you know what, I've knocked off for the day anyway, 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:13.680 so I don't have to go home. I don't want. 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:14.440 I deserve it. 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:16.760 I work hard. I deserve this. 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:20.400 The other thing is, you know, because mainly me trying 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:22.960 to drink, this is just me telling it to pers 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:23.560 serving me. 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:25.000 I'll say just one more. 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:27.120 Yeah, I'm just always just saying just one more, Like 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:28.680 I don't care how many at the bar. 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:31.080 Then it's just one more. It's like they are just. 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:33.400 One more, just one more, just one more, they don't 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:34.640 care's just order the drink. 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:36.280 You know, you're talking to yourself with that one more. 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:38.279 I had Lawrence from the office sitting next to me 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:40.440 the whole afternoon to spin light. So when you gone 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:43.640 home after this on You said that five years ago. 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:45.760 But I listened to your commentary you were you were fine, 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:46.240 Thank you. 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:48.320 I like to do it as well. 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:51.120 I didn't know that it didn't strike me. I mean, 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:52.599 you were a little bit deflated at the end, but 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:54.480 there was probably you know, that. 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:56.840 Was about part of the course. Yeah, I would say 0:04:57.880 --> 0:05:01.920 to anyone listening, you know how it's so unsettling to 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:04.240 hear the sound of your own voice recorded. Yeah, it 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:06.760 never goes away, and broadcasting, by the way, it's so 0:05:06.880 --> 0:05:09.720 much worse to hear yourself wasted. Oh god, and it is. 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:12.200 It is the punishment you need. I paid my penance 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:13.800 on Monday morning because I had to clip a few 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:15.840 videos out of the commentary. And I just sit there. 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:17.880 You can tell, oh boy, can you do? And you 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:19.840 can sniff your own bullshit like no one else can. 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:22.680 And you you put on pretense when you've been drinking. 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:25.000 You cand of get a bit of a not you me, No, 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:27.520 me too. Yeah, but I get this kind of voice, 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:29.479 and I'm making these jokes and I think I'm all that. 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:31.719 Yeah, I think I'm all that more than normal. My 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:35.960 confidence made is full. Yeah, I'm trying jokes that don't land. Yeah, 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:38.200 it was mentioned on the on the text, and thanks 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:40.080 to all of you who sent those through. 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:43.080 It's great to have the support when you're in it 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:45.279 in a difficult time, having drunk all afternoon and trying 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:45.880 to do a commentary. 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:49.479 But yeah, look, tell you what the question you asked me. 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:52.640 I've been working on it my whole life and I've 0:05:52.640 --> 0:05:56.479 never managed to quite work out how you handle that commentary. 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:57.120 And I'll tell you what. 0:05:57.720 --> 0:06:00.000 To be fair, we're not getting a great example from 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:02.880 the top and the acc because absolutely not. G Lane 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:06.599 will often come in an absolute steam train and commit 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:08.160 horror intoce atrocities on the air. 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:10.680 There'll be some There'll be some afternoons where you know, 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:12.320 you will be at the bar having a having a 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:14.040 beer on a Friday afternoon and I'll turn the loone 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:15.800 and just be like, jeez, made, I've got to commentate. 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:17.440 I might, I might bounce it. I guess Look, I 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:19.120 think your only way through is just a drink through 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:23.440 into the commentary that's top down. So yeah, okay, I'm 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:25.600 going to play I think a few waders, a bit 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:26.120 of a feed. 0:06:26.640 --> 0:06:29.400 She'll be right. Yeah, you'll tune into that commentary to 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:31.640 find out if the case assa, what will be will be? 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:34.400 You know, you know you're in the Yeah, you're on 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:36.320 the tides of you know that. You just go with 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:36.720 the time. 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:40.000 Yeah, yeah, just don't fight it, don't swim against the universt. 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:41.960 We can't. Yeah, you can't change the ways. You can 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:46.200 only choose which ones to ride. That's right, Yeah, towers them. Yeah, 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:48.200 I wanted another bit of advice. I wanted to ask 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:51.440 you or get your take on as changing room etiquette, 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:54.919 because you can probably tell you could probably even hear it. 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:58.880 I've been going to the gym quite a lot lately. Yeah, Mills. Yeah, 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:01.440 go over to Lis Mills. I am quite aware when 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:03.080 I walk into that gym that I am the least 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:05.400 attractive person in there every time I walk in. It's 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:07.440 one of those hot people gyms, right, I got no 0:07:07.560 --> 0:07:09.520 right to be there. But it's also just across the 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:11.480 road from work, so I'm like, yeah, I kind of 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:14.520 go to a middle aged gym, so that. Yeah, but 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:16.360 then I also think if I go there for long enough, 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:17.840 then I will become a hot person. 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:18.240 Yeah. 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:20.200 Yeah, you know, they're just people that have been there 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:20.800 longer than you have. 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:21.280 That's right. 0:07:21.400 --> 0:07:22.880 Yeah, at one stage the other gym. 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:26.000 Yeah that's right, you're the walking before photo for all 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:27.200 the after photos. 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:33.120 A big time. But anyway, so when over there went 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:36.040 pretty hard since some pber's it's not about that. Came 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:39.840 back and I shower here at work. There are the 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:42.280 situation at work is there are about fifteen showers. I 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:43.920 don't know if you've ever been into these changing rooms 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:46.520 I have. There's like fifteen showers, but the area to 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:48.360 get changed is so small. 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:48.840 Within the shower. 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:52.640 No, well yes, but then also our oh yea yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:55.080 you can only fit about three people and yeah right yeah, 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:57.640 so you know, I've had an awkward interaction with one 0:07:57.680 --> 0:07:59.360 of the guys from the Herald where we held hands 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:02.400 in our andies at one point. Yeah, that's not getting changed. 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:05.320 But there is a guy that goes down there and 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:09.400 he is full stark naked. He goes full naked, and 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:11.720 I just wanted to know what is the etiquette around 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:15.800 going nude in a shared locker room because this is 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:18.200 a building that has about five different companies in it. Yeah, 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:20.800 we don't know each other. Like if it's a sports team, 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:23.280 I get it, but this guy is he'll walk in 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:27.600 get full nude and then sort of duck around, fire 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:30.960 off a text, organize his clothes. Then he'll go and 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:33.080 have a shower. This is all full nude. By the way, 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:34.400 he'll have a yarn with you, he'll look you in 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:39.280 the eye, stuck out, and then he goes running. Hey 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:43.120 is he running? Oh god, I've sort of repressed it. 0:08:43.160 --> 0:08:45.360 I'm sure he's not giving him a great account of himself. 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:46.400 He's just biked into work. 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:48.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So I haven't I respect that. 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:52.240 I mean, if someone's engineering a situation so they can 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:53.960 be nude to show off what they've got, I don't 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:57.120 respect that. But someone that's running like two testes and 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:59.679 a split testing on top and there's still nude, I'm. 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:00.920 Like, you're restricting. 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:03.440 Well, I just respect that because it's like you you're 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:08.000 being nude because it's more practical. It's not about sort 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:10.480 of you know, you know, yeah, you're not showing off, 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:10.680 you know. 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:14.200 Yeah. But the thing that really gets with it is 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:17.079 when he gets out of the shower. So he's obviously 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:19.480 in the shower, he's drying himself. Then he comes out 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:24.120 and he's holding the towel in his hand and he 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:27.840 walks out nude, it would be easier to wrap it around, yeah, 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:31.040 your waist, even your shoulders. So at that point, I'm 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:33.959 like he's making a point here. He's like, yeah, it 0:09:34.000 --> 0:09:35.959 would be easier for me. I'm gonna make it harder 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:38.520 on myself. Yeah, just so I can walk out here. 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:40.600 Yeah, essentially, because I just got to the gym called 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:43.160 body Tech, and it was very pro nudity. It seemed 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:48.600 like dudes would be like shaving and they'll be fletely nude, 0:09:48.880 --> 0:09:51.160 you know, like you know, they'll be there, they'll do 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:53.760 all the ablutions in the nude and get everything they 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:55.040 need to do in the nude, and then then get 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:57.880 dressed afterwards. And I started to feel like I was 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:00.640 the bad guy because I'd be wearing a towel. Yeah, 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:03.680 you know, like, like, what's wrong with me? I'm you know, 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:05.520 am I being judgmental of these people? 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:05.760 You know? 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:08.319 What am my? What am I doings? So I don't know, but. 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:12.320 I think I think you're allowed to I think it's 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:13.760 the I think you're allowed to be nude. 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:14.400 I think you are. 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:16.680 I think and it's a changing room situation. 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:19.880 You're allowed to be nude, I mean, but you're also 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:20.920 allowed not to be nude. 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:24.200 Yeah, yeah, it goes both ways. 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:25.040 I just both ways. 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:27.480 But the biggest problem that I have obviously the walking 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:29.840 out of the shower holding the towel. That's egregious. But 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:32.920 then I'm now getting changed next to my man and 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:36.360 we are like, honestly, we've got about it would be 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:39.640 like a four square meter area, yeah, change, There'll be 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:42.160 three or four dudes in there, you know, and at 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:43.480 that point we're touching buttocks. 0:10:43.559 --> 0:10:46.120 Yeah yeah, and I don't want that. Yeah, No, that 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:46.600 is interesting. 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:48.760 I don't know what the ediquette is and it's going 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:51.280 to be it's getting beaten out. I think definitely people 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:53.480 are getting less nude at gym's. I think nudity is 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:56.400 going away a lot quicker. I know that people that 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:58.760 have been to boarding school have a very different view 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:00.520 of it. It's although you were boarding stol but yeah, 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:02.679 and you're not necessarily going as neud as you did 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:03.360 at boarding school. 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:05.480 Well, but if I was with the boarding school guys, 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:08.880 that's a different thing. Yeah, because it's. 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:12.160 A received you know that the conditions are agreed agreed upon. 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:13.760 Yeah, yeah, and there's a bond with those the same 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:15.960 with the rugby team. Fine with that, I just had 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:17.480 a thought, like different thought. 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:19.520 I was at the Gymmy stands like, I keep going 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:20.880 home and showing at home what am I doing? 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:24.440 Shout the gym free, hot water, free, soap, yeap? What 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:24.960 am I doing? 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:26.960 I love about one hundred meters from my gym, and 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:29.360 I'm walking out the door. Just need to have my 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:32.439 clothes in a bag and use the facilities I'm paying for. 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:34.679 What I would say is make sure if you're doing that, 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:37.720 that you're washing your towel in between workouts, because I've 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:41.400 just become aware that I probably I actually can't remember 0:11:41.400 --> 0:11:43.680 the last time I washed my gym towel. Yeah, it 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:47.079 might not have been this calendar year. And I've only 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:48.640 become aware of that because I've broken out in a 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:51.160 rash this week and I'm like, is it because I 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:52.880 keep putting my towel on the floor of a sheer 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:56.280 bathroom and then drawing myself with it the next day? Probably? 0:11:56.320 --> 0:11:58.160 Probably it's Probably it probably is. So that's just a 0:11:58.280 --> 0:11:59.040 high gien PSA. 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:02.319 But yeah, I think I think if you're in a 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:05.319 group where you're like a rugby team, boarding school, whatever, 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:07.719 you know, the people, Yeah, I'm okay with that. If 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:10.560 it's even within the same company. I'm kind of okay 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:13.559 with that if you just straight up don't know each other. 0:12:13.960 --> 0:12:16.000 Yeah, yeah, no, I think you might. I think you 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:17.240 might have a point there, But are you going to 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:19.880 say anything? God, no, put your pants on, mate, I 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:21.280 didn't you want to talk? The other day, I was 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:23.600 sitting down and he said, Matte, how you going? And 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:25.640 I was sitting down, He's standing up. I was like, 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:31.160 we're not doing this, man, I'm Eige level here. 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:34.120 Oh that's good. So thank you very much for your 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:37.040 I'm sure some people have some feelings on this. They 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:39.079 send them through in your and your voice smails. We're 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:40.520 going to take a quick break. When we come back, 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:44.520 I've got a heated debate. I'd like to also run 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:46.160 past you, so quick break will be right back. But 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:48.240 just before we do, Helenstein's VP, we want to hook 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:51.480 you up with an exclusive opportunity to win VIP Warriors Experience. 0:12:51.920 --> 0:12:54.920 You'll score tickets, cash money, food beverages, vouchers to be 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:57.680 kitted out by the legends at Helenstein. So it takes 0:12:57.800 --> 0:13:00.120 VP to three two, three six to be there at 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:04.400 VIP thanks to the acc in Helenston's all right, the 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:09.800 Olympics are underway ahead of the actual opening ceremony, which 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:11.559 is tomorrow morning our time at sixteen. 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:13.320 I know, how gutting for the men sevens. They're out 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:16.200 of the Olympics before the Olympics even start. Yeah, they're gone. 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:17.640 Do they have to come home now? 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:18.480 Oh god? 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:20.480 Let them hang out in the village and have a 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:20.960 good time. 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:21.360 Yeah. 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:24.200 I mean, what's that guy Andrew and u stuff. Yeah, 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:25.440 dangerously good looking man. 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:28.520 He's done like four acls or something. He finally got 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:30.840 to go to the Olympics. And now they're out. 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:34.720 I mean they smashed South Africa and pool play and then. 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:38.240 Just just didn't fire. And the fire they looked so 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:41.920 freaking good. What's that guy Moses Moses Leo? Oh yeah, 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:44.880 god he's got some speed. Yeah, no they did. It's 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:47.720 just I mean that's how sports goes. Yeah, and especially sevens. 0:13:47.760 --> 0:13:51.160 I think sevens is volatile. Is volatile. You know, you 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:53.800 get the break, you get, you get an overlap, you know, 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:55.520 you run a couple of length of the fields and 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:57.800 intercept the teach. When you have rugby, Yeah, it is 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:00.240 anyone could beat anyone. Yeah, but I mean I feel bad. 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:02.240 Analysis I came into my radio show, and I said 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:05.400 the sevens against South Africa, we are going to win 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:08.760 the goal we were, yeah, we look, We've. 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:10.040 Never looked so good. And the end. 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:13.920 Yeah, that's how she goes. She's a cruel sport. But 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:16.599 we have announced our flag bearers who are going to 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:21.080 be Joe Ali and Aaron Gate, who I didn't realize 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:23.800 cyclist cyclist, Yeah, I didn't realize. He was at the 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:27.240 twenty twelve Olympic Games. Wow, bronze middleist there. Yeah. Wow, 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:32.280 she's most decorated Commonwealth athlete as well. And then Jolie 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:33.960 is the sailor as well. She was at the twenty 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:36.960 twelve Olympics too, So two very decorated athletes in their 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:39.560 own right. We're talking yesterday on the podcast that Lebron 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:43.200 James has been anointed the flag bearer for the US. 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:45.440 Oh yes, we're like, we just give him our flag too, 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:49.360 and we'll tell uzbiker stant Hey, we'll swap and we'll 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:52.720 just draft off the back of the US. He has 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:56.000 been you know, because they the basketball team, they select 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:58.520 all of these amazing players and every player is like 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:01.000 on the superstar of this on the go to guy. 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:03.160 But when it comes down to it and they need 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:05.960 to win. Lebron James rattled off eleven points to save 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:08.720 a win the other day. And he's forty years old, 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:10.560 he's still by far the best player on that team, 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:14.960 and you find out it nutcrunch time. But all of 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:17.040 these memes have now started coming out about how he's 0:15:17.080 --> 0:15:19.600 the greatest basketball player of all time, blah blah blah. 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:23.760 I saw a tweet that said he is arguably the 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:26.360 greatest American of all time. Right, someone said I've got 0:15:26.440 --> 0:15:27.320 him over ab blinken. 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:31.880 Well, Lebron does a bit of charity work, doesn't He's 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:34.720 he's got he's got a He's got to be the 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:37.680 greatest full time. You need to both be excel at 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:39.600 what you're doing but also excel as a human being, 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:39.880 don't you. 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:41.840 Yeah, and yeah he does. He's set up schools in 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:44.960 his hometown and things like that. He donates a lot 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:47.480 of money to charity. But just thinking of like who's 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:49.680 the greatest of all time? The fact that they've got 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:52.760 him over a blinket, it made me think, what's in 0:15:52.800 --> 0:15:56.640 New Zealand equivalent? Like would you have Jonah over Edmund Hillary? Yeah? 0:15:56.680 --> 0:15:59.040 Oh that yeah, Well that's a good, good comparison. Isn't 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:01.680 it as differ a good comparison like who is the 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:03.520 greatest New Zealander of all times? Have you guys ever 0:16:03.560 --> 0:16:05.360 done that? On the Mett and Jerry Show. No, I 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:09.440 haven't actually, but it's a difficult one to to work out. 0:16:09.520 --> 0:16:12.920 I mean, what have you done? The greatest New Zealander 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:13.440 of all time? 0:16:13.600 --> 0:16:16.720 Might be just a community leader that has just done 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:19.120 a whole lot of stuff quietly in the background and 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:20.640 changed in millionaires people's lives. 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:22.240