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Speaker 1: The ZM podcast Network, fleash Wood and Hayley's Little Bit

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Speaker 1: of Pod treat yourself to mcafe coffee with my macer's rewards.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to a Little Bit of Pod.

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Speaker 1: Just to remind o our Christmas cocktail special shout outs,

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Speaker 1: I gotta be recording soon and the cutoff is the

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Speaker 1: fourth of December, just days away. So if you would

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Speaker 1: like a Christmas Cocktail special shout out, go to zitimonline

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Speaker 1: dot com slash cocktail special, or if you're in New Zealand,

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Speaker 1: you can just text the word cocktail special is one

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Speaker 1: where to ninety six ninety six and will send you

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Speaker 1: back a link. And then we're recording at the end

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Speaker 1: of that week and there'll be out over Christmas over

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Speaker 1: the Christmas Brak.

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Speaker 3: We've seen it before. If you get it in on

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Speaker 3: the fifth of December, you'll be told to suck it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, start a great money Christmas money saving tip over

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Speaker 4: the weekend.

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Speaker 3: Great.

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Speaker 4: So this I thought was insane. Yeah, someone don't know

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Speaker 4: who I went to Schoolworth in Australia said the mall

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Speaker 4: Santa fo Are granted a great center the always a

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Speaker 4: Good Santa forty nine dollars.

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Speaker 3: Jesus Australia.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Jesus, that's a lot.

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Speaker 4: That's insane, right, that's crazy. And this kid really wanted

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Speaker 4: a photo with Santa. Yeah, he was just like, we

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Speaker 4: forty nine dollars, this is.

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Speaker 2: A lot of money. Forty dollars?

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Speaker 4: Are you crazy? So what he did, He's like, I've

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Speaker 4: got a plan. We'll linger around because it says Santa

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Speaker 4: is coming out at one o'clock. And at ten to

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Speaker 4: one they started loitering and the Santa walks out from

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Speaker 4: the staffed area of the MA all yes, and the

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Speaker 4: kid walks up to him.

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Speaker 3: He's like, Hi Santa, Hi Sander.

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Speaker 4: He's the dad said you gotta turn up the cute

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Speaker 4: to ten. Yeah, we're gonna have because he'll just push past.

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Speaker 4: He'll be like sorry, kids can't stop.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 4: If there's a bunch of kids, it's not gonna happen.

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Speaker 3: Like Christmas to boot them with his boots.

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Speaker 4: So the kid dad's sitting there with his phone and

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Speaker 4: he's like like, says his kid's name. His kid turns around,

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Speaker 4: Santa locks up and he's like smile, clock takes a

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Speaker 4: pho for free.

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Speaker 2: What key loophole we found ourselves?

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Speaker 3: You know what, you'll tied loophole, I will say, and

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Speaker 3: I don't want to lift the cover here. But that

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Speaker 3: is not the real center. That's a Santa representative.

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Speaker 2: It's a helper, Santa's help Santa helper.

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Speaker 3: But it's okay. But he's not getting paid per photo.

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Speaker 3: He's getting the hour. He wouldn't be a ship.

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Speaker 4: Probably all the more might come down the chance that

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Speaker 4: he's an old maid and you know how they love.

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Speaker 4: They're a stickler for the rules, unless that's the rules

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Speaker 4: that it's going to cost them or something. Sean calling

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Speaker 4: me for Oh, you better answer, answer right. It might

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Speaker 4: be about my hydrangers?

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Speaker 1: Is it about?

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Speaker 2: What are you calling for? We're recording a podcast.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, this is what does it work hours?

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Speaker 1: Dr Shawnee Mon wants anough it's about his hydrangers.

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Speaker 3: I just like his hydrangers.

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Speaker 1: I take to them back about them already this morning.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we've talked about hydra we sh I'll give you.

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Speaker 2: I'll give you a call. You want to get your bag,

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Speaker 2: don't you?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm just calling to drop work.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Are you're going to be home sooner or you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll work for a little bit. What time are

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Speaker 2: you thinking? It's nine o'clock. So we're pretty good enough.

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Speaker 2: He knows what I'm doing about it.

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Speaker 4: He's a doctor.

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Speaker 2: Are you not doctoring today?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: They shifted my days to Tuesday, Wednesday Thursday this week.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, yeah, I'll just give you a message

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Speaker 1: when I finished here.

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Speaker 3: Defically I stopped Shorty a question.

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Speaker 1: Just come to work maybe, and and langer here and

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Speaker 1: then we can go to mine.

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Speaker 3: There's nothing that he doesn't want to.

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Speaker 2: I'm really not keen on that.

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Speaker 3: Can I stop to Shawny a question?

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Speaker 2: Anxious about the situation?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, you're staying in the just stand the loading zigne. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll message you when I finished here. Hay, he does

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Speaker 1: have a question, doctor Shawney. Hi Darling, Hi, Hey, why

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Speaker 1: would I be bruising more than normal.

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Speaker 3: As a menopause? No, it's just loves like it, am I.

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Speaker 2: It's what low failure?

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Speaker 1: Failure?

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Speaker 2: You've got low lips platelets?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, all lips are different high or look like

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Speaker 3: plates plates? Okay, thank you, doctor Shawnee.

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Speaker 2: Failure probably Yeah, she only ever drinks in moderation.

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Speaker 3: Wow, pop kittle black? Okay, love you, thank you?

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Speaker 2: This is a hard hangs.

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Speaker 3: Did you do it by excellent. He did that, doctor Shawnee.

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Speaker 2: Unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: God hanging up in a free medical appointment, unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, what we're talking about the medical loophole, that's the

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Speaker 1: Christmas loophole, loophole.

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Speaker 3: That's that's naughty behavior. And that's going to be a

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Speaker 3: ship picture that you'll genuinely look again.

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Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, only find it again, you know

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Speaker 4: what this kind of behavior and encouraging this though, is

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Speaker 4: the gonna have to lead Centa out under a blanket?

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Speaker 4: Do you think so?

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Speaker 2: This is what? Or in a wheely bin or some

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Speaker 2: kind of you know, like when Tavia Swift was getting

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Speaker 2: in and out of New York apartment.

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Speaker 1: Like and how was it? Adele was getting to the

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Speaker 1: middle of a stage, you know, and a weely kind of.

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Speaker 3: In the in the like a box.

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Speaker 2: That's a great photos and that looks like.

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Speaker 3: A Central Blanche as well.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing, it's very obliging. That's a good Christmas Santa man.

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Speaker 3: I've seen some shiitters.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why it was going to be forty nine dollars.

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Speaker 3: Should we go get one? It's a trio that could

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Speaker 3: be quite a cute thing to do.

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Speaker 4: I think we should go to animates, but there's AI.

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Speaker 4: Now we don't need to go to a photo show.

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Speaker 4: You could be like, add the best Santra in the world.

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Speaker 3: Santa's hot thought, and you can sit on his lamp.

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Speaker 3: I'd sit front, front facing.

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Speaker 2: That's you to deal with.

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Speaker 1: That's what they should do at like bars for like

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Speaker 1: horny women like you, get a hot, hot topless Santa.

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Speaker 3: For yeah, get a photo hot, great.

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Speaker 2: Idea, your great idea. Yeah, god, it's

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Speaker 4: Hot, all right, Calm down, holding