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Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,

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Speaker 1: Get up even Closer.

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Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw targets.

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Speaker 3: For seven every weekday on radio.

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Speaker 1: That is the worst.

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Speaker 2: Jasey love a Belch brother.

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Speaker 1: I hate beouchers more than I hate fathers fathers.

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Speaker 2: That right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I had a mate, me mate, the Master Fader who.

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Speaker 1: Every erind no ivery fucking know his name is Aaron. Actually,

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Speaker 1: every fucking morning when we would have breakfast at the school,

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Speaker 1: he would eat his breakfast then drink a massive carton

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Speaker 1: of milk and let out the most disgusting foul bouchers

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Speaker 1: every single day. And that did my head. To give

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Speaker 1: you wood, It didn't give me wood. He was also

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Speaker 1: he he was a weird dude.

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Speaker 2: Like so, he was a weird dude.

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Speaker 1: He'd have he'd have toast, right, yeah, and he'd do

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Speaker 1: the mamte first and then he'd put the butter on top,

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Speaker 1: and they go, Aaron, why are you doing that?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 1: He'd go, who goes down the fucking zwme way?

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Speaker 2: Man, you keep doing the north through and you fuck

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Speaker 2: with you And it.

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Speaker 1: Was just like, what what are you doing.

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Speaker 2: With your life? And what is he doing? With his

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Speaker 2: life down in Huntley. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: No, Actually, I've got to be honest with your fellows.

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Speaker 2: I've got to be honest with you.

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Speaker 1: He was a really good looking fella. Did you give

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Speaker 1: him to him? I think he's a fisherman. I think

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Speaker 1: he's a fisherman. Yeah, genuinely. But he was a Stallion

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Speaker 1: boys school.

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Speaker 2: He was a Stallion? Was he just?

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Speaker 1: But I mean, you know, you go on the shower

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Speaker 3: Was like, I'm just going to go now right because

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Speaker 3: his body was so beautiful.

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Speaker 1: His body and appendages.

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Speaker 3: But you've got a massive down CSJ. So was that

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Speaker 3: sort of growing over the years.

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Speaker 1: Well, mine's more of what do you call it a

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Speaker 1: show and grow? Is it a show and grow? No?

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Speaker 3: Leave it with them, Leave it with them. You see

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Speaker 3: how it goes?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, surf to look at to look at Max,

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Speaker 1: to look at it, and it's reclining.

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Speaker 2: You to recline like a lazy but you go hands

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Speaker 2: behind its head. Is all good.

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Speaker 1: But then when it's enraged.

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Speaker 3: It starts effing and Jeff doesn't find hard to maintain

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Speaker 3: its anger as the years of going on, man does

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Speaker 3: it sure fires up and then it's like it starts

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Speaker 3: getting It's like, yeah, got to do some more reclining.

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Speaker 1: How's your rage? You're going kesy?

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Speaker 4: Rock solid as far as yeah, good as gold, rock

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Speaker 4: solid like a rock yeah yeah yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, good stuff. Well, when does it stop happening? Hey?

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Speaker 1: I tell you what. It's great to have all the

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Speaker 1: team back.

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Speaker 2: Everybody, welcome back, welcome back. It's great. That's so great.

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Speaker 1: When does what start to happen?

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Speaker 2: Kezy? When do you? When does your ranger go away?

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Speaker 1: Varies from person to person, I imagine, and you know,

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Speaker 1: I've got I've got a hell of a way to live.

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Speaker 4: There is yours like that famous statue of the eight

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Speaker 2: Yeah it is.

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Speaker 3: It's our flags of our father, they call it.

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Speaker 3: I was directed by Clint Eastwood. Do you ever notice

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Speaker 3: it's the flag of a regima, you know, and there's

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Speaker 3: those guys erecting it. Yes, six guys trying to get

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Speaker 1: I'm always fascinated by like Greek statues and just male

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Speaker 1: nudity in general and male nudity in general. But those statues,

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Speaker 1: how tiny they always are. I mean, I suppose.

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Speaker 3: Well when he was standing for that, and he would

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Speaker 2: It's probably quite cold, very cold. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And also it would be weird if you had a

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Speaker 1: statue with a massive shine.

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Speaker 3: And Michaelangelo is a notorious ruder as well, there would

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Speaker 3: have been some nervousness around that as he was there again,

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Speaker 3: Oh god, when're you going to try?

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Speaker 2: And really?

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Speaker 3: Right? Yeah, it's quite a pay Have you seen that?

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Speaker 3: And you wouldn't have seen that in person? Oh no, David?

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Speaker 2: I mean is that in Greece or is that in London?

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Speaker 4: I think it's in Greasy Okay, yeah, because I went

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Speaker 4: that have been cut off the wall.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty cool. Yeah, it's cool. That's the trek in

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Speaker 3: their arms are off and all that sort of shit.

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Speaker 4: And the Christians went through and chopped off all the

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Speaker 4: bullos and and did you know that all the bullers

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Speaker 4: They chopped off all the statues and replaced with the

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Speaker 4: cabbage leaves. Those are all just in a back room

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Speaker 4: and the Vatican the cabbage leaves or the bullers, the bullos,

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Speaker 4: the leaves a where the bullos were.

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Speaker 2: It's in Italy.

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Speaker 3: The original David statue is located in the true, be true, Bean,

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Speaker 3: that's probably not right true buying into the Academia Gallery

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Speaker 3: in Florence, Italy.

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Speaker 1: Haven't been there, so they'll have like a massive tupperware

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Speaker 3: And feast your eyes on that down stairs operation Keezy.

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Speaker 3: Look at it, Look at look at him drinking the gutters. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: pretty good gutters.

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Speaker 2: Shout to the camera that.

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Speaker 3: The whole Archy B Show one days from four on

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Speaker 3: Radio Hierarchy, They Big Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Have you guys ever done nude modeling?

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Speaker 3: No? But I made of mind dude, Yeah, yeah, he

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Speaker 3: did it at university at while he was going to

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Speaker 3: attend him Messy. He was attending Messy and Parmerson North

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Speaker 3: and he would go along and do that. And what happened?

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Speaker 3: What happened somehow, I'm guessing arection. Somehow everybody found out

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Speaker 3: that he was the life model for the right.

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Speaker 2: So he's about eighteen. Hell of a rugby player.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to add him here, Old Sulzy and he

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Speaker 3: was the selectors for the New Zealand under twenty one

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Speaker 3: were at a game watching him, players playing for Horrif

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Speaker 3: and he was as he was running around, he played

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Speaker 3: flanker as he was running around. He's singing to himself,

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Speaker 3: this is the best game of rugby I've ever played

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Speaker 3: in my life. He was a fucking animal and he

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Speaker 3: and broke his neck.

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Speaker 2: Oh far out, So that was the end of that.

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Speaker 3: However, he did get he got the you know, like

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Speaker 3: the scaffolding around his head, and he's up and about

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Speaker 3: now he's all good. But that was the end of

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Speaker 3: the rugby. One of the boys had a twenty first.

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Speaker 3: theme was s He had to get dressed up as

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Speaker 3: something beginning with sight. So one of my other mates

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Speaker 3: raz he'd win his souls and he made his own

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Speaker 3: scaffolding just to rub it into my mate with a

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Speaker 3: broken neck. But yeah, the boys found out about him

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Speaker 3: doing his live nude thingy, and so they all went.

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Speaker 3: They all turned up, they all paid to go along,

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Speaker 3: and so is turned up and there's all of the

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Speaker 3: rest of the flat are there going with crayons.

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Speaker 2: Hb. That didn't even bring any pen or paper.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that.

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Speaker 2: I tell very brave thing for a man from doing

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Speaker 2: that kind of age. Sorry, just quickly suls suss mag and.

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Speaker 3: Well I wasn't then I'm not telling you sloth sloth

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Speaker 3: also slug farm, slug far that's right, and yeah, that's

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Speaker 3: variations there.

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Speaker 2: What a great name. I'm picturing the guys from the

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Speaker 2: in between us. For some reason, I.

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Speaker 1: Just on the old nude modeling. I don't know, I

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Speaker 1: can really tell you. And he's a good maid of mine,

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Speaker 1: and can I just en you both know him very

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Speaker 1: very well. And he's not.

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Speaker 2: Brendan, okay.

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Speaker 1: And he went to art school, okay. And so they

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Speaker 1: had a nude model coming and they had.

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Speaker 2: To draw the nude model a man or a lady.

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Speaker 1: A lady, and this particular person how many out of five?

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Speaker 1: Johnny said, he's out of him. It was like she

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Speaker 1: was beautiful. But anyway, so they all took up the

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Speaker 1: position and then she assumed her position.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, she didn't put herself in and did she

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Speaker 3: have orthopedic slippers.

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Speaker 1: Let's just say she was sort of arched forward, kind

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Speaker 2: They shoulder like a dragon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but and that position and Johnny completely he had

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Speaker 1: and he just couldn't really look, and he was trying

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Speaker 2: He said, sweet Jesus about his drawing, or about about

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Speaker 1: Might not have been. Sweet Jesus was like it might

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Speaker 1: have been. He just started laughing or something, then just

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Speaker 1: sort of walked off and Johnny was like, oh god, gosh,

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Speaker 1: Jesus drawing, You know, but I don't know if I'd

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Speaker 1: be into doing nude modeling, and I think I don't

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Speaker 1: comfortable enough.

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Speaker 2: You probably get a bit of work to workshopping, and

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Speaker 2: that the beast.

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Speaker 1: The deformities totally.

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Speaker 2: I would, I definitely. And then they do.

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Speaker 1: They do the picture and no, hang on, that's massively

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Speaker 1: out of proportion.

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Speaker 4: Everyone would fail, and the two would walk past and

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Speaker 4: looking at me like, sweet, sweet Jesus.

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Speaker 2: I've been sending him by. You guys probably have as well.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, for the Lord of the Rings, Oh a musical tale, Oh.

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Speaker 2: My God, now this is free.

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Speaker 3: No, I just don't do musical. You know what I

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Speaker 3: might do what might make it worthwhile? Because if you

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Speaker 3: go on the mushies right yeah, yeah, true, that might

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Speaker 3: become something of a performance soon.

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Speaker 1: My wife used to book checkets for musicals all the

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Speaker 1: time just to annoy me because she knew how much

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Speaker 1: I hated them. Oh that's quite nasty.

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Speaker 2: Heh, that's really nice. You guys should break up?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, too late now peasy. Hey That Die is cast.

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Speaker 4: Four till seven every week down Radio Hodaki is the

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Speaker 4: big show you should listen to. Also, this podcast will

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Speaker 4: be available on YouTube tomorrow night if you want to

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Speaker 4: watch it. I think so.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, good ship. Pretty exciting when I see my

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Speaker 2: new haircut