WEBVTT - "Chunder Dragons, 6 O'clock Swill & I'm Not Your Bro" 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:02.360 Live from the Export Being Gaudens Studio and brought to you, 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:04.840 as always by Export Ultra the bear for here. This 0:00:05.160 --> 0:00:08.920 is the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday, the unight of October. 0:00:09.800 --> 0:00:14.040 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:16.400 brought to you by Export Culture. 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:21.040 I've got time blindness. I think, Yeah, you can't see 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:22.600 what the date is. You're terrible. 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:26.720 You're terrible with like even with holidays, returning dates. You've 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:30.080 got some sort of retardations when it comes to that. 0:00:30.000 --> 0:00:32.920 It is. It's a significant retardation. I will book flights 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:36.400 back to front as you know, anytime I put leave in. Yeah, 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:39.040 so when are you actually landing? Yeah, on Tuesday. 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:41.560 It's like, no, no, you don't went to Wednesdays as 0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:42.000 you've got. 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:44.600 Oh, in my defense, that one was one of those 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:47.960 Tuesday plus one situations that can be a bit confusing, 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:50.440 but not to take away from the fact that that 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:52.920 is a genuine retardation of mine. I don't know what 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:54.960 it is because I'm not late and I don't miss 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:58.440 things when they're happening. It's just looking into the future. 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:00.480 I just can't see it right, like to live in 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:03.160 the now. Yeah, you know, I'd like to stay present. Yeah, 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:07.040 cool man, Yeah, ice baths and ground well yeah, I 0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:09.680 mean you know my number one truck is you know, 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:12.320 you take your shoes off, stand barefoot in the grass 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:15.160 and they will just reconnect you with the earth grounds you. Yeah, 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:15.920 it just grounds. 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:16.160 Yeah. 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:19.200 Either that or get blackout drunk on the first night 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:22.559 you land. That just completely reset the body. That'll ground 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:27.039 you as well. That flows it. You've been on the 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:31.440 Grotten Jerry Show this week, Gelane and Jerry Show on 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:33.360 the radio Headache. Yeah, you're there tomorrow. 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:38.160 You're doing Thursday Friday head to Cowow Island rinksp So. 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:40.360 I saw the marketing and it was like it's going 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:42.120 to be Jerry and Friends for the rest of the year, 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:45.080 a chance to branch out and Jerry single and ready 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:46.600 to mingle. And then the first week they've just got 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:48.600 the two dudes who worked down the hallway. 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:51.480 I haven't seen you in the marketing, but now you 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:54.080 think of it. But they're like, that's like, you know, 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:57.520 it's like fucking new flatmates. It's like, I'm single, but 0:01:58.000 --> 0:01:59.640 these guys are just here and to get back out there. 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:02.560 She's just in the hallway exactly. 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:04.400 And I think there's a bit of a vibe. Yeah, 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:06.520 and that's what's going on here. So yeah, comments morrow, 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:11.440 what is you know, because the content game down the 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:15.560 content cole mine, it's all about reusing and regurgit. Sorry, 0:02:15.840 --> 0:02:18.280 So what's the best thing you guys have talked about 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:20.880 this morning? Was it was all about spewing it? 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:23.560 She because we talked about, well, mash board up the 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:25.519 fact that he was in a playground on his own, 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:29.200 swinging on a swing, which now hang on, Yeah, they 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:32.280 had raised a few alarm bells one twenty four. Yeah, 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:35.440 and either a sexual predator or someone who's dangerously wasted, 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:38.119 and he denied both and then off here he said 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:40.680 he was dangerously wasted, but he said he got quite 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:43.440 motion sickness in the swing after a while and he 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:45.000 had to get off, and he was quite nauseous for 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:47.280 a couple of hours. And then it just moved into 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:50.239 vomiting and sick bags on planes, and I regaled a 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:52.160 story of my daughter vomiting on me on the ferry, 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:57.000 right down my face in front by a full pelican. 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:59.520 And then we moved into pelicans, oh yeah, and then 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:01.000 we moved into does anyone actually use. 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:01.840 The airline bags? 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:04.359 And then one guy texted and said that his three 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:07.960 year old daughter vomited NonStop Auckland, Hawaii and used every 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:09.000 single bag in the plane. 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:11.359 That's like a sixteen hour flight or something, isn't it 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:15.040 thirteen hours? Yeah, Jesus, so a bit of bom bit 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:19.000 of bomb chat. I've I had a flatmate who performed, 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:22.800 actually two flatmates who performed a two story pelican. So 0:03:22.960 --> 0:03:26.240 he bombed out of the second story and pelican the 0:03:26.280 --> 0:03:29.280 dude who was on the ground. Pelicanning is so gross 0:03:29.520 --> 0:03:31.560 it is. It's up there with some of the grossest 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:34.520 shit you can do, and it's very otago Uni because 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:36.960 I remember down there we used to have like key graces. 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:39.080 We found this bend in the Leath River. It was 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:42.480 essentially an island, and we had a care grace down there. 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:45.200 Two kigs, two teams, have probably about twenty people on 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:47.560 each team, and it was just how quickly can you 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:50.520 get the keg down? And it got so competitive that 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:54.000 dudes were like, drink spewed, drunk, spew drinks, pew drink 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:57.280 spewmic balmic drinking is not good, not even enjoying it, 0:03:57.440 --> 0:04:00.880 just just to get it out. And the handy part 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:03.040 was the leath river was right there, so you could 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:06.040 just throw up in the form your ablutions and there 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:10.720 I saw multiple pelicans on that day. I once performed 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.720 a chunda dragon, though actually twice performed a chunder dragon, 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:17.160 which is where as you're throwing up, you flap your 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:21.080 arms like you're a dragon. Yeah, the chunda's the flames. 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:24.400 I performed that in the car park at the George 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:29.360 Street KFC in Dunedin. A school bus showed up of 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:32.080 a girls' school that was on an exchange for the 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:34.359 Danedan High School. They pulled up the KFC and his 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:38.039 you're doing the under dragon. Yeah, yeah, probably not an 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:46.400 otarger uni hoodie. I got so suck a couple of 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:49.839 years ago that I threw up in the shower and 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:52.280 it was the first time I'd thrown up sober in 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.719 a long time. Oh yeah, very different experience. 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:58.440 Yeah, we talked about how the different techniques are throwing up. 0:04:58.480 --> 0:05:02.479 I'm a massive audible, like I scream when I throw 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:07.120 I'm a yeah, yeah. 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:10.520 I'm a I cannot Some people are like real quiet. 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:14.560 I'm a full scream at like on the I can't 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:17.440 I can't hide it, I can't go off and like 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:19.000 scurry into the corner and do a bomb. 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:22.000 I'm full screaming like everyone knows. Everyone knows that I'm 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:25.800 quite a discreet chunder. In fact, hungover and then also 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:28.560 drunk again while we're in to need it, I threw 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:31.120 up in the bush on the way into the the pub. 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:33.719 There is that recently, Yeah, while we were down there 0:05:33.880 --> 0:05:37.200 last time. We're in, yeah for the rugby, for the rugby. Yep, 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:40.560 this was there's cheeky, like a little cheeky little cat 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:43.640 in the corner. Yeah, I know. But and you you 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:46.640 just don't hear it. I don't make a noise. She 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:49.919 lives in constant fear of throwing up. She can't. She 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:52.440 just hates it. I'm fine with it, and I think 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:58.920 it's because I'm such a you know, degenerate piece of ship. 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:02.240 Yeah that, Yeah, I'm okay with it. But yeah, I 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:04.520 don't make a noise. I'll got the fingers down the 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:06.600 throat to get because there's nothing worse than that feeling 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:09.480 of like you're about to spere it, right, So I'll 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:11.360 provoke it every now and there. You go to the gig, 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:13.680 can I just my question, just get off the bombs? 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:20.279 Did you forget your clothes today. Yes, I did. Yeah, 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:23.200 because you're in a you're in a promo shit, and 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:27.680 there's always I'm always suspicious when you're in a promo. Shit, 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:30.839 what's happened? What have you done? If you're not watching 0:06:30.880 --> 0:06:33.599 this on YouTube, it's it's the white acc shirt logo 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:35.960 on the front, massive logo on the back. Yeah, no, 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:38.400 I just love the brand. Man. Yeah, I'm thinking, I 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:39.880 know you love there, I know you love the a 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:42.720 SEC so much, but it's like, nah, what did you do? Well? 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:44.680 I went to the gym this morning, and I go 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:46.960 quite often. Yeah, a lot of people noticed that I 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:49.560 wasn't there for the last two weeks. They were asking 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:51.400 me about it. Anyway, I had a shower, get out 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:52.920 of the shower, I was like, ah, fuck, I don't 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:55.040 pack of shirt this morning, and my haste to get 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:58.799 out the door. So I had my like sweety ass 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:01.640 gym shit. And I was like, can't do this, And 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:04.400 so La rated the promo covered for me for big 0:07:04.600 --> 0:07:07.160 T shirt. We got good, you look good. Yeah, you're 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:10.000 going to go out do some sampling. Immediately spilt a 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:12.880 something on the shirt, a little bit of cost water 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:15.560 all over it. But yeah, good, I'll be on the 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:20.040 corner of Nelson Rick. Yeah, yeah, yep, with your chance 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:22.520 to win. I don't know something another T shirt. 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:25.320 Well, you won't be in the a SEC promo vehicle 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:28.640 because it's seen repainted black. The branding's gone for it. Yeah, 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:30.560 I did a photo shoot used today with it. I'm 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:32.280 going to ready to sell on Auto Trader. 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:34.880 Shit, it looks hot, it looks beautiful. It looks so hot. 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:36.720 And I got in the seat in there. The B 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:39.160 six seats great. The seat we used to have in 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:42.800 there was only attached on the on the driver's side. Yes, 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:45.560 when you went around the corner, the passenger would be 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:48.680 sliding back and forth in there, which is I don't 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:51.480 know past all of its warrants. The seat's great, and 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:53.560 I put my seats. I put my kids across the 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:56.320 seat as well, though I see this is probably on 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:57.720 the only times you'll want to be on a bench 0:07:57.760 --> 0:07:59.640 seat and daughter in the middle with the lap belt, 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:01.840 and she goes she was very freaked out about the 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:04.200 lap belt. Oh, you quite worked that out. So it's 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:05.840 going to fold me in half. It's like, yeah, yeah 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:07.800 it will, but it's going to stop you from bouncing 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:10.040 around the cabin and hitting us and that's the Yeah, 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:11.320 that's the key, that's all that's doing. 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:13.240 So, yeah, that's getting ready for sale. That's going to 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:17.120 be November. Oh, there's a big build up. There's locks 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:17.920 on the door. 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:19.640 Now there were always locks, but you know the little 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:21.640 nib that you pull up and push down, that was 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:24.360 just a screw with nothing on it. It's getting bitter 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:26.760 and bitter by the day. It's no. Yeah, it is 0:08:26.800 --> 0:08:29.360 a powerful piece of machinery at the moment. Like the 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:32.080 engine has been humming for a good couple of years now, 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:36.280 knocking wood. Yeah, because it is an old car. Yeah. Eight. Yeah. 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:39.800 The photographer popped uponnet and he goes, whoo straight sex. Yeah, 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:42.800 he fucking loved that. Yeah. Is that way he selling? 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:45.440 And I'm like, it's a good question. Charity, mate, charity. 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:47.960 It's also the funniest thing about it, as I find 0:08:48.000 --> 0:08:51.000 because I drive it quite a bit. It really divides opinion. 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:54.800 Checks generally don't like it. Oh what is that? Yeah, 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:57.360 dudes will flag you down, but we'll use this this 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:01.880 straight suck Yeah, three point out the ninety eight is it? 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:03.800 Don't just fucking love it? 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:08.120 Yeah, it's it's it's an icon and hopefully when we 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:10.280 sell it, it goes to someone who will love it 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:11.080 as much as we have. 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:13.000 But then that's going to be on auto Trader. 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:16.280 There's a bunch of videos on how to prepare your 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:18.160 car for sale on auto Trader as well. If you 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:21.320 jump on the acc in z dot com, all that 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:22.839 stuff legends at auto Trader. 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:25.320 Yeah, how to flick your car. So I've got a 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:26.880 couple of cars to sell as well, so I'll be 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:30.840 following those tips. We filmed Game of Two Halves yesterday. 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:33.160 Oh yes, it's probably behind the curtain. I can't tell 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:35.520 you how it went, who won. What I can tell 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:38.680 you by way of a tease is this episode will 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:42.720 change the way you look at Tony Street forever. Oh really? Yeah? 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:44.640 Street was Streety on your team? Street he was on 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:47.320 my team. Yeah, she was great as well. She bailed 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:50.920 me out a couple of times. I had Tony Street 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:54.800 and Angus tar Argicle and Gus. Oh yeah, Javanger was 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:57.320 supposed to be on the on my team this week. 0:09:57.600 --> 0:10:01.719 Yeah yeah, so I know for affect. Joe Jury sent 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:04.560 the clip of me through the sky. I suspect you 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:06.680 sent it as well. I did. They said they'd received 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:09.880 it like four times as soon as I saw the 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:12.480 cool sheet of j I was like, fuck yeah. I said, 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:15.520 please make him on the other team, and he goes 0:10:15.559 --> 0:10:17.920 now he's on Minis. There was even bitter here. Check 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:20.000 out the most awkward interview of all time when he 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:24.000 asked them if he's real, Ha's rehab going No, But 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:26.160 thankfully I was bailed out last minute. He got called 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:27.960 away and he couldn't do it. So Gus came in. 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.680 He was from ice Calm Gus. Yeah, he was tremendous. 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:34.280 It's a powerful team, you Angus Tavao and stread. 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:38.240 Yes, it's powerful. It was. It was formidable. And then 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:42.439 on the other team they had Maconey Tony Lyle conflict 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:44.640 of interest to proably behind the curtain even more. Tony 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:47.880 Lyle writes the show what so he generally writes the 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:50.240 questions and he'll write a lot of the scripts that 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:53.520 Laura reads. Did they declare that conflict of interest at 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:56.920 the start? He assures me someone else wrote the questions, Okay, 0:10:57.600 --> 0:11:00.920 I don't know who that would have been. And then 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:03.839 they also had Maddy and forgive me her last name, 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:06.520 escape smooth. She was our trampolinist at the Olympics. I 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:09.040 actually came seventh at the Olympics. I think I met 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:12.920 her in the green room. Yes, very small, very small, yeah, small, 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:17.400 all those gymnasts. Yeah, well they need they need a 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:19.679 command of their body in the air, and the big 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:23.000 ure I find the heart of that becomes okay, I reckon. 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:25.160 I mean you sounds like to me. 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:27.800 I don't know the result until Thursday night, eight thirty, 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:30.319 Sky Open, Sky Sport. 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:33.719 You guys be paying White dollar five. Yeah, yeah, a 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:34.320 dollar five. 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:37.360 I think that's a powerful lineup, yes, even just physically 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:38.800 quite a powerful lineup. 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:40.439 Well, we were saying like, if we packed the scrum 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:42.800 down against them, we're bliterate. Oh absolutely. I mean you 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:46.880 got Maconie mcconi would hold up one side, yeah Maconi yeah, 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:49.199 and then pull Medi would be up against Egs and 0:11:50.520 --> 0:11:52.599 that's only going one way. Yeah, you'd have Street and 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:55.319 Tony Lyland in the middle, good old fashioned Tony off yeah, 0:11:56.559 --> 0:12:00.280 Tony crime. But what I wanted to do there it 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:03.800 was at the end and in the end the producer said, 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:05.720 this is a bit of a spoiler, but I wanted 0:12:05.760 --> 0:12:08.560 to get Maddy to do a backflip, you know, in 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:10.120 the middle of where they do where they usually do 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:12.200 the charades. She was she was up for it, but 0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:16.120 the producers like she's and heels, we can't badass, so 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:17.840 she's done it on heels. I was asking her, like, 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:20.439 whipped the heels off, whipped the heels off. I think 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:24.680 it was just a real osh occupational saffed in health. 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:26.560 It's one of those things because I always you watch 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:29.800 those you know, I get fit obviously, just Instagram reels 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:32.400 of people barely injuring themselves. There's those people trying to 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:35.240 attempt a flip and just landing square on the top 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:35.640 of the head. 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:37.520 Yeah. But I was saying to her, like she's an 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:40.120 Olympic athlete, she'd better she would nail it. Yeah, But 0:12:41.160 --> 0:12:45.280 I was asking her, like drinking you could train Angus 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:48.000 taval to do a backflip, Like what was the biggest 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:50.040 human being? Because I had a flatmate who at the 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:52.440 time it was about one hundred and forty kilos and 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:54.679 he wanted to train himself to be the largest human 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:58.400 being to do a standing backflip. He never did do it. 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:00.840 Two bottom heavy. I think he couldn't get the can 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:03.480 get rotation and whip with them around. But she said 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:05.800 she because she lives in christ she went and trained 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:07.920 with the Crusaders boys and she a couple of them 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:10.120 could do it, and they are about one hundred kilos, 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:13.600 so she's like, big boys can do it. I would 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:17.080 love to see her train. Probably not me, but oh 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:21.280 my god, yeah, i'd break my neck. Oh yeah, you're 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:23.559 practicing that phone pit. They don't you a little bit? Yeah? 0:13:23.559 --> 0:13:25.920 I said, what's the hardest part. She's like, just committing 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:33.040 the fear of being us over to it. Yeah. So yeah. 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:35.960 Tune in eight thirty on Thursday, find out if Anker 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:38.559 Star Vulcans do a backflip or not. And Tony Street, 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:40.240 you'll never look at it the same you again, you 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:44.720 will needther of three, mother of three, beloved host of 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:50.120 Coast Breakfast, also seven sharp. She feels it on Breakfast 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:52.840 from time to time. You will never be able to 0:13:52.880 --> 0:13:56.400 look at Tony Street the same after you watch this episode, 0:13:56.400 --> 0:13:58.520 and just quickly before we take a break. On This 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:01.080 Day and History, a segment that if every podcast radio 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:02.720 show does except for us. But I did want to 0:14:02.760 --> 0:14:06.120 address something today. The six o'clock Swill ended on this 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:09.160 day in nineteen sixty seven. It's obviously neither of us 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:12.559 old enough to remember it, but it's echoed through the 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:15.920 five years of It's basically that is what. That is 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:18.520 why we're such good binge drinkers. Yeah, that is why. 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:20.920 And it stems from the six o'clock swell when the 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:23.960 pubs closed at six yeah, and at five to six 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:27.280 everyone would order three jugs each yeah, and smash those 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:28.040 before they got home. 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:30.400 And they apparently they had like a fifteen minute grace 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:32.760 period if you'd already ordered one, yeah, then you've got 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:35.960 enough time to finish it. And in the end, like 0:14:36.000 --> 0:14:38.120 we keept saying, every time you go overseas, you come back, 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:40.880 you're like, fuck, we love a rule here. Well, this 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:43.400 was you know, one of the one of the all timers. Well, 0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:44.560 this role here. 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:49.400 Allegedly I had it there so so that mainly men 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:53.480 would go home and have dinner with their families and 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:55.440 stay home with their families, not stay at the booze 0:14:55.480 --> 0:14:56.200 booze are all night. 0:14:56.320 --> 0:14:56.680 Yeah. 0:14:56.720 --> 0:15:00.600 All it did was make guys drink fucking hard for 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:03.960 an hour between five and six and go home wasted 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:07.440 and then turf them out into the neighborhood. 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:09.560 Just blind drunk. And in the end, what I overturned 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:12.920 it was when tourism started coming in and all these 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:15.280 places were like, we can't serve a beer worth dinner. 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:17.240 So these tourists that are coming through it and they're 0:15:17.280 --> 0:15:19.400 hating it, it's like, okay, fine, we'll do it. And 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:20.760 all of a sudden it runs back to the pub 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:25.080 prohibition was so there was there's a pub just outside 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:27.520 of Omoru that I can't remember what it's called, but 0:15:27.600 --> 0:15:30.520 it was right on the boundary of Omorus. So it 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:32.640 was like, I forget what they call them. There was 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:35.400 I think every town had one of these, and because 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:39.040 there was prohibition in the town, speak easy basically speak easy. 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:41.320 There's another way for another name for it. Can't remember 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:44.400 we didn't have we didn't have we didn't really have 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:48.320 prohibition and us no certain sections, Yeah, in towns were 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:50.800 just like, look we can't. And so there you will 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:54.400 find like the outskirts of each of these towns pub 0:15:54.480 --> 0:16:00.280 right there, mainly mining towns and stuff like that, wasn't it. Yeah? Yeah, 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:02.280 on this dand history. In nineteen sixty seven, the six 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:04.720 o'clock swell ended, and god, it feels like we're going 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:07.480 back that way, doesn't it. Yeah. Well, I'm proud to 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:11.040 say we're still following that binge drinking tradition, so had 0:16:11.080 --> 0:16:13.040 to get rid of all right, this take quick air break. 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:18.280 We'll come back and talk some sport. We're talking yesterday 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:21.520 about Hoskins Satutu missing out on the All Blacks selection. 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:24.960 He's been thrown. I wouldn't say a lifeline, but I 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:26.880 guess he's kind of being strung along a little bit 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:29.240 because he's been selected in the All Blacks fifteen. Well, 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:31.160 I guess you had to. You had to pick him 0:16:31.160 --> 0:16:33.920 in the fifthe if he was available. Yeah, and look, 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:36.360 if I was Hosking Satutu. This is a way to 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:39.360 get over to Europe and do a few interviews. Great idea. 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:40.920 I paid for trips to Europe. 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:44.080 He's going to Ireland and he's playing Georgia I think. 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:45.960 But he's in the neck of the woods. It's just 0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:47.600 a euro Star over to pay. 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:50.000 Yeah, you know what I mean. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, 0:16:50.160 --> 0:16:52.800 So do you do it over to London? Yeah, have 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:56.440 had a couple of caps of coffee. Yeah, I meet 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:58.920 a few people, some old mates. Yeah. So good on him. 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:01.000 You know he'll go over there, use that opportunity. But 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:04.360 quite I don't know. If did you see Ricky Ricattelly. 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:07.760 Didn't make the make the team, and the excuse from 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:09.400 the coach was unlucky. 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:14.760 That's what it was. He's just unlucky. Yeah, It's like, okay, 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:17.800 was it luck of the draw? Was it? Was it 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:21.040 just a lucky dip of all the hookers and you out. 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:23.479 I feel for him a little bit because he's one 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:25.680 of those things you can't so hold on. The coach 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:30.879 presumably is the selecting mcmellan, Clayton McMillan, Presumably he had 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:32.800 to say, and who just come out and said, he's 0:17:32.800 --> 0:17:36.199 just unlucky. You don't get if you're the selector, you 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:38.480 don't get this, that's unlucky. You made the decision. Yeah, 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:41.280 that's what I mean. Was it if they said there 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:43.159 were so many good hookers, we put their names in 0:17:43.200 --> 0:17:45.840 a hat, we drew them out, and unluckily he wasn't picked. Yeah, 0:17:45.840 --> 0:17:48.080 we rolled a dice face And I don't know that 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:51.399 you can't. I wouldn't be able to stomach that if 0:17:51.440 --> 0:17:53.960 I was Ricky. Rick got four tries in the weekend. Yeah, 0:17:54.040 --> 0:17:57.480 and it's like, it's not luck. You made the decision. Yeah, 0:17:57.600 --> 0:18:00.159 you decided. If it was a panel of selectors and 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:03.160 Clayton McMillan had nothing to do with it. Then I accept, 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:07.560 oh you were unlucky. But that's like no, no, no, you 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:09.679 you did it. Great game. So he needs to make 0:18:09.720 --> 0:18:11.200 you all black. So I need to call a game 0:18:11.200 --> 0:18:14.520 where we've got Ricky Rickettellian Is that on his birth certificate? Ricky? 0:18:15.280 --> 0:18:15.440 Well? 0:18:16.119 --> 0:18:19.240 Because my my dad was in the army for about 0:18:19.280 --> 0:18:22.440 a decade, and obviously an army everyrun's nickname is the 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:25.160 last name, Yeah, so everyone called him Stu Yeah, and 0:18:25.240 --> 0:18:27.479 that carried on. Most of my friends know I'm as 0:18:27.480 --> 0:18:31.240 stew genuinely. When I was about thirty years old, one 0:18:31.280 --> 0:18:32.639 of my mates, who I've known since I was four 0:18:32.720 --> 0:18:34.960 years old comes to me, He goes, is your dad's 0:18:35.000 --> 0:18:41.000 name actually ste Stewart. I was like, no, it's Warren. 0:18:41.040 --> 0:18:43.200 What do you mean stew stew And of course it's 0:18:43.200 --> 0:18:45.640 fucking not. I wonder if we'll find that out about 0:18:45.680 --> 0:18:51.080 Ricky Rickattelli. My auntie's name is Linda Linda Lane. She 0:18:51.359 --> 0:18:57.880 married mary Lynn. No, yeah, Linda Lyn, Lenda Lyne Linda Lynn. 0:18:57.880 --> 0:19:01.560 That sounds like a pop star. And then mary Lyn's 0:19:01.960 --> 0:19:06.440 brother also married a Linda and there was two, Linda 0:19:06.520 --> 0:19:11.560