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Speaker 1: I've got time blindness. I think, Yeah, you can't see
Speaker 1: what the date is. You're terrible.
Speaker 3: You're terrible with like even with holidays, returning dates. You've
Speaker 3: got some sort of retardations when it comes to that.
Speaker 1: It is. It's a significant retardation. I will book flights
Speaker 1: back to front as you know, anytime I put leave in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so when are you actually landing? Yeah, on Tuesday.
Speaker 3: It's like, no, no, you don't went to Wednesdays as
Speaker 3: you've got.
Speaker 1: Oh, in my defense, that one was one of those
Speaker 1: Tuesday plus one situations that can be a bit confusing,
Speaker 1: but not to take away from the fact that that
Speaker 1: is a genuine retardation of mine. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is because I'm not late and I don't miss
Speaker 1: things when they're happening. It's just looking into the future.
Speaker 1: I just can't see it right, like to live in
Speaker 1: the now. Yeah, you know, I'd like to stay present. Yeah,
Speaker 1: cool man, Yeah, ice baths and ground well yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean you know my number one truck is you know,
Speaker 1: you take your shoes off, stand barefoot in the grass
Speaker 1: and they will just reconnect you with the earth grounds you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just grounds.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Either that or get blackout drunk on the first night
Speaker 1: you land. That just completely reset the body. That'll ground
Speaker 1: you as well. That flows it. You've been on the
Speaker 1: Grotten Jerry Show this week, Gelane and Jerry Show on
Speaker 1: the radio Headache. Yeah, you're there tomorrow.
Speaker 3: You're doing Thursday Friday head to Cowow Island rinksp So.
Speaker 1: I saw the marketing and it was like it's going
Speaker 1: to be Jerry and Friends for the rest of the year,
Speaker 1: a chance to branch out and Jerry single and ready
Speaker 1: to mingle. And then the first week they've just got
Speaker 1: the two dudes who worked down the hallway.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen you in the marketing, but now you
Speaker 3: think of it. But they're like, that's like, you know,
Speaker 3: it's like fucking new flatmates. It's like, I'm single, but
Speaker 3: these guys are just here and to get back out there.
Speaker 3: She's just in the hallway exactly.
Speaker 1: And I think there's a bit of a vibe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's what's going on here. So yeah, comments morrow,
Speaker 1: what is you know, because the content game down the
Speaker 1: content cole mine, it's all about reusing and regurgit. Sorry,
Speaker 1: So what's the best thing you guys have talked about
Speaker 1: this morning? Was it was all about spewing it?
Speaker 3: She because we talked about, well, mash board up the
Speaker 3: fact that he was in a playground on his own,
Speaker 3: swinging on a swing, which now hang on, Yeah, they
Speaker 3: had raised a few alarm bells one twenty four. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and either a sexual predator or someone who's dangerously wasted,
Speaker 3: and he denied both and then off here he said
Speaker 3: he was dangerously wasted, but he said he got quite
Speaker 3: motion sickness in the swing after a while and he
Speaker 3: had to get off, and he was quite nauseous for
Speaker 3: a couple of hours. And then it just moved into
Speaker 3: vomiting and sick bags on planes, and I regaled a
Speaker 3: story of my daughter vomiting on me on the ferry,
Speaker 3: right down my face in front by a full pelican.
Speaker 3: And then we moved into pelicans, oh yeah, and then
Speaker 3: we moved into does anyone actually use.
Speaker 1: The airline bags?
Speaker 3: And then one guy texted and said that his three
Speaker 3: year old daughter vomited NonStop Auckland, Hawaii and used every
Speaker 3: single bag in the plane.
Speaker 1: That's like a sixteen hour flight or something, isn't it
Speaker 1: thirteen hours? Yeah, Jesus, so a bit of bom bit
Speaker 1: of bomb chat. I've I had a flatmate who performed,
Speaker 1: actually two flatmates who performed a two story pelican. So
Speaker 1: he bombed out of the second story and pelican the
Speaker 1: dude who was on the ground. Pelicanning is so gross
Speaker 1: it is. It's up there with some of the grossest
Speaker 1: shit you can do, and it's very otago Uni because
Speaker 1: I remember down there we used to have like key graces.
Speaker 1: We found this bend in the Leath River. It was
Speaker 1: essentially an island, and we had a care grace down there.
Speaker 1: Two kigs, two teams, have probably about twenty people on
Speaker 1: each team, and it was just how quickly can you
Speaker 1: get the keg down? And it got so competitive that
Speaker 1: dudes were like, drink spewed, drunk, spew drinks, pew drink
Speaker 1: spewmic balmic drinking is not good, not even enjoying it,
Speaker 1: just just to get it out. And the handy part
Speaker 1: was the leath river was right there, so you could
Speaker 1: just throw up in the form your ablutions and there
Speaker 1: I saw multiple pelicans on that day. I once performed
Speaker 1: a chunda dragon, though actually twice performed a chunder dragon,
Speaker 1: which is where as you're throwing up, you flap your
Speaker 1: arms like you're a dragon. Yeah, the chunda's the flames.
Speaker 1: I performed that in the car park at the George
Speaker 1: Street KFC in Dunedin. A school bus showed up of
Speaker 1: a girls' school that was on an exchange for the
Speaker 1: Danedan High School. They pulled up the KFC and his
Speaker 1: you're doing the under dragon. Yeah, yeah, probably not an
Speaker 1: otarger uni hoodie. I got so suck a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago that I threw up in the shower and
Speaker 1: it was the first time I'd thrown up sober in
Speaker 1: a long time. Oh yeah, very different experience.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we talked about how the different techniques are throwing up.
Speaker 3: I'm a massive audible, like I scream when I throw
Speaker 3: I'm a yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm a I cannot Some people are like real quiet.
Speaker 3: I'm a full scream at like on the I can't
Speaker 3: I can't hide it, I can't go off and like
Speaker 3: scurry into the corner and do a bomb.
Speaker 1: I'm full screaming like everyone knows. Everyone knows that I'm
Speaker 1: quite a discreet chunder. In fact, hungover and then also
Speaker 1: drunk again while we're in to need it, I threw
Speaker 1: up in the bush on the way into the the pub.
Speaker 1: There is that recently, Yeah, while we were down there
Speaker 1: last time. We're in, yeah for the rugby, for the rugby. Yep,
Speaker 1: this was there's cheeky, like a little cheeky little cat
Speaker 1: in the corner. Yeah, I know. But and you you
Speaker 1: just don't hear it. I don't make a noise. She
Speaker 1: lives in constant fear of throwing up. She can't. She
Speaker 1: just hates it. I'm fine with it, and I think
Speaker 1: it's because I'm such a you know, degenerate piece of ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah that, Yeah, I'm okay with it. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't make a noise. I'll got the fingers down the
Speaker 1: throat to get because there's nothing worse than that feeling
Speaker 1: of like you're about to spere it, right, So I'll
Speaker 1: provoke it every now and there. You go to the gig,
Speaker 1: can I just my question, just get off the bombs?
Speaker 1: Did you forget your clothes today. Yes, I did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you're in a you're in a promo shit, and
Speaker 1: there's always I'm always suspicious when you're in a promo. Shit,
Speaker 1: what's happened? What have you done? If you're not watching
Speaker 1: this on YouTube, it's it's the white acc shirt logo
Speaker 1: on the front, massive logo on the back. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I just love the brand. Man. Yeah, I'm thinking, I
Speaker 1: know you love there, I know you love the a
Speaker 1: SEC so much, but it's like, nah, what did you do? Well?
Speaker 1: I went to the gym this morning, and I go
Speaker 1: quite often. Yeah, a lot of people noticed that I
Speaker 1: wasn't there for the last two weeks. They were asking
Speaker 1: me about it. Anyway, I had a shower, get out
Speaker 1: of the shower, I was like, ah, fuck, I don't
Speaker 1: pack of shirt this morning, and my haste to get
Speaker 1: out the door. So I had my like sweety ass
Speaker 1: gym shit. And I was like, can't do this, And
Speaker 1: so La rated the promo covered for me for big
Speaker 1: T shirt. We got good, you look good. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: going to go out do some sampling. Immediately spilt a
Speaker 1: something on the shirt, a little bit of cost water
Speaker 1: all over it. But yeah, good, I'll be on the
Speaker 1: corner of Nelson Rick. Yeah, yeah, yep, with your chance
Speaker 1: to win. I don't know something another T shirt.
Speaker 3: Well, you won't be in the a SEC promo vehicle
Speaker 3: because it's seen repainted black. The branding's gone for it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I did a photo shoot used today with it. I'm
Speaker 3: going to ready to sell on Auto Trader.
Speaker 1: Shit, it looks hot, it looks beautiful. It looks so hot.
Speaker 1: And I got in the seat in there. The B
Speaker 1: six seats great. The seat we used to have in
Speaker 1: there was only attached on the on the driver's side. Yes,
Speaker 1: when you went around the corner, the passenger would be
Speaker 1: sliding back and forth in there, which is I don't
Speaker 1: know past all of its warrants. The seat's great, and
Speaker 1: I put my seats. I put my kids across the
Speaker 1: seat as well, though I see this is probably on
Speaker 1: the only times you'll want to be on a bench
Speaker 1: seat and daughter in the middle with the lap belt,
Speaker 1: and she goes she was very freaked out about the
Speaker 1: lap belt. Oh, you quite worked that out. So it's
Speaker 1: going to fold me in half. It's like, yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: it will, but it's going to stop you from bouncing
Speaker 1: around the cabin and hitting us and that's the Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the key, that's all that's doing.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, that's getting ready for sale. That's going to
Speaker 3: be November. Oh, there's a big build up. There's locks
Speaker 3: on the door.
Speaker 1: Now there were always locks, but you know the little
Speaker 1: nib that you pull up and push down, that was
Speaker 1: just a screw with nothing on it. It's getting bitter
Speaker 1: and bitter by the day. It's no. Yeah, it is
Speaker 1: a powerful piece of machinery at the moment. Like the
Speaker 1: engine has been humming for a good couple of years now,
Speaker 1: knocking wood. Yeah, because it is an old car. Yeah. Eight. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The photographer popped uponnet and he goes, whoo straight sex. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he fucking loved that. Yeah. Is that way he selling?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, it's a good question. Charity, mate, charity.
Speaker 1: It's also the funniest thing about it, as I find
Speaker 1: because I drive it quite a bit. It really divides opinion.
Speaker 1: Checks generally don't like it. Oh what is that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: dudes will flag you down, but we'll use this this
Speaker 1: straight suck Yeah, three point out the ninety eight is it?
Speaker 1: Don't just fucking love it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's it's an icon and hopefully when we
Speaker 3: sell it, it goes to someone who will love it
Speaker 3: as much as we have.
Speaker 1: But then that's going to be on auto Trader.
Speaker 3: There's a bunch of videos on how to prepare your
Speaker 3: car for sale on auto Trader as well. If you
Speaker 3: jump on the acc in z dot com, all that
Speaker 3: stuff legends at auto Trader.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how to flick your car. So I've got a
Speaker 1: couple of cars to sell as well, so I'll be
Speaker 1: following those tips. We filmed Game of Two Halves yesterday.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, it's probably behind the curtain. I can't tell
Speaker 1: you how it went, who won. What I can tell
Speaker 1: you by way of a tease is this episode will
Speaker 1: change the way you look at Tony Street forever. Oh really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Street was Streety on your team? Street he was on
Speaker 1: my team. Yeah, she was great as well. She bailed
Speaker 1: me out a couple of times. I had Tony Street
Speaker 1: and Angus tar Argicle and Gus. Oh yeah, Javanger was
Speaker 1: supposed to be on the on my team this week.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so I know for affect. Joe Jury sent
Speaker 1: the clip of me through the sky. I suspect you
Speaker 1: sent it as well. I did. They said they'd received
Speaker 1: it like four times as soon as I saw the
Speaker 1: cool sheet of j I was like, fuck yeah. I said,
Speaker 1: please make him on the other team, and he goes
Speaker 1: now he's on Minis. There was even bitter here. Check
Speaker 1: out the most awkward interview of all time when he
Speaker 1: asked them if he's real, Ha's rehab going No, But
Speaker 1: thankfully I was bailed out last minute. He got called
Speaker 1: away and he couldn't do it. So Gus came in.
Speaker 1: He was from ice Calm Gus. Yeah, he was tremendous.
Speaker 3: It's a powerful team, you Angus Tavao and stread.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's powerful. It was. It was formidable. And then
Speaker 1: on the other team they had Maconey Tony Lyle conflict
Speaker 1: of interest to proably behind the curtain even more. Tony
Speaker 1: Lyle writes the show what so he generally writes the
Speaker 1: questions and he'll write a lot of the scripts that
Speaker 1: Laura reads. Did they declare that conflict of interest at
Speaker 1: the start? He assures me someone else wrote the questions, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know who that would have been. And then
Speaker 1: they also had Maddy and forgive me her last name,
Speaker 1: escape smooth. She was our trampolinist at the Olympics. I
Speaker 1: actually came seventh at the Olympics. I think I met
Speaker 1: her in the green room. Yes, very small, very small, yeah, small,
Speaker 1: all those gymnasts. Yeah, well they need they need a
Speaker 1: command of their body in the air, and the big
Speaker 1: ure I find the heart of that becomes okay, I reckon.
Speaker 1: I mean you sounds like to me.
Speaker 3: I don't know the result until Thursday night, eight thirty,
Speaker 3: Sky Open, Sky Sport.
Speaker 1: You guys be paying White dollar five. Yeah, yeah, a
Speaker 1: dollar five.
Speaker 3: I think that's a powerful lineup, yes, even just physically
Speaker 3: quite a powerful lineup.
Speaker 1: Well, we were saying like, if we packed the scrum
Speaker 1: down against them, we're bliterate. Oh absolutely. I mean you
Speaker 1: got Maconie mcconi would hold up one side, yeah Maconi yeah,
Speaker 1: and then pull Medi would be up against Egs and
Speaker 1: that's only going one way. Yeah, you'd have Street and
Speaker 1: Tony Lyland in the middle, good old fashioned Tony off yeah,
Speaker 1: Tony crime. But what I wanted to do there it
Speaker 1: was at the end and in the end the producer said,
Speaker 1: this is a bit of a spoiler, but I wanted
Speaker 1: to get Maddy to do a backflip, you know, in
Speaker 1: the middle of where they do where they usually do
Speaker 1: the charades. She was she was up for it, but
Speaker 1: the producers like she's and heels, we can't badass, so
Speaker 1: she's done it on heels. I was asking her, like,
Speaker 1: whipped the heels off, whipped the heels off. I think
Speaker 1: it was just a real osh occupational saffed in health.
Speaker 3: It's one of those things because I always you watch
Speaker 3: those you know, I get fit obviously, just Instagram reels
Speaker 3: of people barely injuring themselves. There's those people trying to
Speaker 3: attempt a flip and just landing square on the top
Speaker 3: of the head.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But I was saying to her, like she's an
Speaker 1: Olympic athlete, she'd better she would nail it. Yeah, But
Speaker 1: I was asking her, like drinking you could train Angus
Speaker 1: taval to do a backflip, Like what was the biggest
Speaker 1: human being? Because I had a flatmate who at the
Speaker 1: time it was about one hundred and forty kilos and
Speaker 1: he wanted to train himself to be the largest human
Speaker 1: being to do a standing backflip. He never did do it.
Speaker 1: Two bottom heavy. I think he couldn't get the can
Speaker 1: get rotation and whip with them around. But she said
Speaker 1: she because she lives in christ she went and trained
Speaker 1: with the Crusaders boys and she a couple of them
Speaker 1: could do it, and they are about one hundred kilos,
Speaker 1: so she's like, big boys can do it. I would
Speaker 1: love to see her train. Probably not me, but oh
Speaker 1: my god, yeah, i'd break my neck. Oh yeah, you're
Speaker 1: practicing that phone pit. They don't you a little bit? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I said, what's the hardest part. She's like, just committing
Speaker 1: the fear of being us over to it. Yeah. So yeah.
Speaker 1: Tune in eight thirty on Thursday, find out if Anker
Speaker 1: Star Vulcans do a backflip or not. And Tony Street,
Speaker 1: you'll never look at it the same you again, you
Speaker 1: will needther of three, mother of three, beloved host of
Speaker 1: Coast Breakfast, also seven sharp. She feels it on Breakfast
Speaker 1: from time to time. You will never be able to
Speaker 1: look at Tony Street the same after you watch this episode,
Speaker 1: and just quickly before we take a break. On This
Speaker 1: Day and History, a segment that if every podcast radio
Speaker 1: show does except for us. But I did want to
Speaker 1: address something today. The six o'clock Swill ended on this
Speaker 1: day in nineteen sixty seven. It's obviously neither of us
Speaker 1: old enough to remember it, but it's echoed through the
Speaker 1: five years of It's basically that is what. That is
Speaker 1: why we're such good binge drinkers. Yeah, that is why.
Speaker 3: And it stems from the six o'clock swell when the
Speaker 3: pubs closed at six yeah, and at five to six
Speaker 3: everyone would order three jugs each yeah, and smash those
Speaker 3: before they got home.
Speaker 1: And they apparently they had like a fifteen minute grace
Speaker 1: period if you'd already ordered one, yeah, then you've got
Speaker 1: enough time to finish it. And in the end, like
Speaker 1: we keept saying, every time you go overseas, you come back,
Speaker 1: you're like, fuck, we love a rule here. Well, this
Speaker 1: was you know, one of the one of the all timers. Well,
Speaker 1: this role here.
Speaker 3: Allegedly I had it there so so that mainly men
Speaker 3: would go home and have dinner with their families and
Speaker 3: stay home with their families, not stay at the booze
Speaker 3: booze are all night.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: All it did was make guys drink fucking hard for
Speaker 3: an hour between five and six and go home wasted
Speaker 3: and then turf them out into the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Just blind drunk. And in the end, what I overturned
Speaker 1: it was when tourism started coming in and all these
Speaker 1: places were like, we can't serve a beer worth dinner.
Speaker 1: So these tourists that are coming through it and they're
Speaker 1: hating it, it's like, okay, fine, we'll do it. And
Speaker 1: all of a sudden it runs back to the pub
Speaker 1: prohibition was so there was there's a pub just outside
Speaker 1: of Omoru that I can't remember what it's called, but
Speaker 1: it was right on the boundary of Omorus. So it
Speaker 1: was like, I forget what they call them. There was
Speaker 1: I think every town had one of these, and because
Speaker 1: there was prohibition in the town, speak easy basically speak easy.
Speaker 1: There's another way for another name for it. Can't remember
Speaker 1: we didn't have we didn't have we didn't really have
Speaker 1: prohibition and us no certain sections, Yeah, in towns were
Speaker 1: just like, look we can't. And so there you will
Speaker 1: find like the outskirts of each of these towns pub
Speaker 1: right there, mainly mining towns and stuff like that, wasn't it. Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: on this dand history. In nineteen sixty seven, the six
Speaker 1: o'clock swell ended, and god, it feels like we're going
Speaker 1: back that way, doesn't it. Yeah. Well, I'm proud to
Speaker 1: say we're still following that binge drinking tradition, so had
Speaker 1: to get rid of all right, this take quick air break.
Speaker 1: We'll come back and talk some sport. We're talking yesterday
Speaker 1: about Hoskins Satutu missing out on the All Blacks selection.
Speaker 1: He's been thrown. I wouldn't say a lifeline, but I
Speaker 1: guess he's kind of being strung along a little bit
Speaker 1: because he's been selected in the All Blacks fifteen. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess you had to. You had to pick him
Speaker 1: in the fifthe if he was available. Yeah, and look,
Speaker 1: if I was Hosking Satutu. This is a way to
Speaker 1: get over to Europe and do a few interviews. Great idea.
Speaker 1: I paid for trips to Europe.
Speaker 3: He's going to Ireland and he's playing Georgia I think.
Speaker 3: But he's in the neck of the woods. It's just
Speaker 3: a euro Star over to pay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So do you do it over to London? Yeah, have
Speaker 1: had a couple of caps of coffee. Yeah, I meet
Speaker 1: a few people, some old mates. Yeah. So good on him.
Speaker 1: You know he'll go over there, use that opportunity. But
Speaker 1: quite I don't know. If did you see Ricky Ricattelly.
Speaker 3: Didn't make the make the team, and the excuse from
Speaker 3: the coach was unlucky.
Speaker 1: That's what it was. He's just unlucky. Yeah, It's like, okay,
Speaker 1: was it luck of the draw? Was it? Was it
Speaker 1: just a lucky dip of all the hookers and you out.
Speaker 1: I feel for him a little bit because he's one
Speaker 1: of those things you can't so hold on. The coach
Speaker 1: presumably is the selecting mcmellan, Clayton McMillan, Presumably he had
Speaker 1: to say, and who just come out and said, he's
Speaker 1: just unlucky. You don't get if you're the selector, you
Speaker 1: don't get this, that's unlucky. You made the decision. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I mean. Was it if they said there
Speaker 1: were so many good hookers, we put their names in
Speaker 1: a hat, we drew them out, and unluckily he wasn't picked. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we rolled a dice face And I don't know that
Speaker 1: you can't. I wouldn't be able to stomach that if
Speaker 1: I was Ricky. Rick got four tries in the weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's like, it's not luck. You made the decision. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you decided. If it was a panel of selectors and
Speaker 1: Clayton McMillan had nothing to do with it. Then I accept,
Speaker 1: oh you were unlucky. But that's like no, no, no, you
Speaker 1: you did it. Great game. So he needs to make
Speaker 1: you all black. So I need to call a game
Speaker 1: where we've got Ricky Rickettellian Is that on his birth certificate? Ricky?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: Because my my dad was in the army for about
Speaker 1: a decade, and obviously an army everyrun's nickname is the
Speaker 1: last name, Yeah, so everyone called him Stu Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that carried on. Most of my friends know I'm as
Speaker 1: stew genuinely. When I was about thirty years old, one
Speaker 1: of my mates, who I've known since I was four
Speaker 1: years old comes to me, He goes, is your dad's
Speaker 1: name actually ste Stewart. I was like, no, it's Warren.
Speaker 1: What do you mean stew stew And of course it's
Speaker 1: fucking not. I wonder if we'll find that out about
Speaker 1: Ricky Rickattelli. My auntie's name is Linda Linda Lane. She
Speaker 1: married mary Lynn. No, yeah, Linda Lyn, Lenda Lyne Linda Lynn.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a pop star. And then mary Lyn's
Speaker 1: brother also married a Linda and there was two, Linda
Speaker 1: Linz on the scene. It's fuck wild, that is wild.
Speaker 1: I went to school with a brother and sister whose
Speaker 1: parents had the same last name before they were married.
Speaker 1: And yes, they were from Southland. Do your own research.
Speaker 1: Let's get away from this. Let's take an air Oh no,
Speaker 1: we just took an air break. I'm just desperately trying
Speaker 1: to get out of the in allegations. So we talked
Speaker 1: yesterday about the Kiwi squad been named the Kangaroo's Squad's
Speaker 1: been named for. The Australian teams were Tong and Samour
Speaker 1: have pretty impressive teams. Also, Charles Nicol clock Stead yesterday
Speaker 1: was interviewed and they asked him about Mitch Barnett back
Speaker 1: in the Ossie team and he said, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: text Mitch and I said, cogratz bro, and Mitch replied,
Speaker 1: I'm not your bro. There's so much Barney. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: you've obviously got a oh my god, very close relationship
Speaker 1: with him. Ty. I don't know if anyone's got a
Speaker 1: close relationship Mitch, but I've met him once that we
Speaker 1: interviewed him, and he is the most intimidating man I've
Speaker 1: ever been in a room with. You just didn't know
Speaker 1: if at any moment he was just going to snap
Speaker 1: and kill you. Like he's just and I know that's
Speaker 1: his personality, Like that's what he finds funny. Has just
Speaker 1: been straight, yeah and dry. And I think he's aware
Speaker 1: of how he looks, you know, like he looks like
Speaker 1: an intimidating and so I think he finds that shit funny.
Speaker 1: But I love that I'm not your bro. And for
Speaker 1: the next few weeks he's not. He's not apparently. Jerome
Speaker 1: Hughes were talking yesterday, JESU. If he's out, we're in deep,
Speaker 1: deep trouble. Apparently he should be sweet to play good.
Speaker 1: He's got a bug neck apparently, but doesn't need surgery.
Speaker 1: They've in a couple of weeks and then he should
Speaker 1: be right. This is the injury list at the end
Speaker 1: of the NFL season for going into the international window.
Speaker 1: Dylan Brown he did his ACL, so Mighty Martin's got
Speaker 1: a neck issue. Karen Foren's fifty years old, Brandon Smith
Speaker 1: did his ACL and Jeremy Marshall King's also got to
Speaker 1: bug now, so that all unavailable and they would all
Speaker 1: probably just about start. We play Ossie on October the
Speaker 1: twenty seventh in christich Ye at Apollo Stadium, and then
Speaker 1: November two we played Tongue at Go Hard Stadium. To
Speaker 1: be loose, go Hard Tongue a game, stay off the motors.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. We should start printing tongue flags now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we should. We're gonna make I remember in that World Cup.
Speaker 1: It brought the city to its knees because they were
Speaker 1: they were stopping on the motorway and hopping out and
Speaker 1: like partying on the motorway. I got stuck behind a
Speaker 1: van that had built a wooden frame work on top
Speaker 1: of us so that it could fit more flags onto it.
Speaker 1: I legitimately saw a car with a tongue and flag
Speaker 1: over the winds full wrecky Bobby, and now we're just
Speaker 1: looking at a slit at the bottom. Yeah, that is
Speaker 1: a cultural thing. If you've ever been to the islands,
Speaker 1: they will plaster the stickers all across the wind screens,
Speaker 1: have like bobble heads and shit all across the dashboard,
Speaker 1: and all they need is just that little just a
Speaker 1: little slip. They to look through two holes for their
Speaker 1: eyes to go through. So yeah, start printing the flags now.
Speaker 1: But with all those injuries in the NRL and how
Speaker 1: grueling the season's been. It gave me an idea, and
Speaker 1: it is a Wednesday, so I thought now as good
Speaker 1: a time as any for a half baked sports idea.
Speaker 2: Half baked sports idea.
Speaker 1: I've actually got two. I'll get to the Sycon one
Speaker 1: at the end, but the and I think I've seen
Speaker 1: something similar to this, but it's popped up again at
Speaker 1: the end of this season. The NRAL season is too long.
Speaker 1: The players are complaining that it's too long. It's too
Speaker 1: grueling a sport. It's not like basketball where you could
Speaker 1: play three games in a week. You know, every year
Speaker 1: when the NRL starts up, it's like Jesus Christ, they're
Speaker 1: going to do this for how long? Thirty one weeks
Speaker 1: is how long they have to play for more than
Speaker 1: half the year. It's it's ridiculous. So I reckon we
Speaker 1: move to an NFL schedule. We're each team plays every
Speaker 1: other team once. Yeah, seventeen teams of the camp. So
Speaker 1: if you play every other team once, that's sixteen weeks.
Speaker 1: I think eight weeks into the season, stop down and
Speaker 1: we have a three week break for Origin, so you've
Speaker 1: got obviously Origin New South Wales versus Queensland. Then Kiwis,
Speaker 1: Somemore and Tonga play a tri series concurrently alongside that. Ye,
Speaker 1: so we play Tonga the first week, we play some
Speaker 1: More the next week, the third week they play each
Speaker 1: other and then it's just like a we do country
Speaker 1: of origin, they do state of Origan. Yeah that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Because what's confusing me is I guess it's a tear situation.
Speaker 1: But you cannot play for the Kiwis and play origin. No,
Speaker 1: you can't play for some More or Tonga, yes and
Speaker 1: play origin. That's confusing. Well that isn't it saying with
Speaker 1: a Tier one nation.
Speaker 3: But you can't tell me Tonga is not knocking on
Speaker 3: the door of a Tier one nation.
Speaker 1: Well it is now yeah yeah, I mean you look
Speaker 1: at the squad that they've gone. They are at the gate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, it's a strange rule. Yeah, although if they
Speaker 1: weren't allowed to play, if the Origin players weren't allowed
Speaker 1: to play for Tonga, may and someone may weaken them.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so then you've got a three week thing there.
Speaker 1: If you don't make the rep team, that's three weeks
Speaker 1: of rece which is just going to make the back
Speaker 1: end of the season so much better. And you may
Speaker 1: actually need that three week break to be a little
Speaker 1: later in the season, like it might be fifteen weeks
Speaker 1: in or something like that. But what that would mean
Speaker 1: is the whole season takes nineteen weeks and that includes
Speaker 1: a mid season international window.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you okay, So are you saying halfway through
Speaker 3: that sixteen week yeah, season, you have the stopdown yeah,
Speaker 3: okay for.
Speaker 1: Three weeks, yeah, halfway, or it might be twelve weeks in,
Speaker 1: it might be fifteen I don't know wherever, somewhere in there.
Speaker 1: And now in that you have the the goalkicking competition.
Speaker 1: You have one hundred meters sprint, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: there was all this chat about how they were going
Speaker 1: to do one hundred meter sprint this year in the
Speaker 1: NARL and they never did, so you put all that
Speaker 1: stuff in there. The other thing about it, I know
Speaker 1: they'd be against it because it's less revenue, fewer games,
Speaker 1: but it makes each game mean so much. In the NFL.
Speaker 1: The thing that's so dramatic about it is that it's
Speaker 1: only a sixteen game season, so every win and every
Speaker 1: loss dramatically changes your season. It also means with like
Speaker 1: three weeks left in the season, you can come back,
Speaker 1: whereas in the NFL, with like six weeks left in
Speaker 1: the season, there are teams who cannot make the playoffs anymore,
Speaker 1: and so they just start benching players and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've had some really stupid ideas in the past.
Speaker 3: How many years you've been doing this halfback sports idea?
Speaker 3: But that's actually it is a really good one. Unfortunately,
Speaker 3: it is flawed in the fact that they'll never do
Speaker 3: less games.
Speaker 1: No, I'll only ever do more because that's what ten
Speaker 1: fewer games per team, one hundred and seventy.
Speaker 3: Few Yeah, that's one hundred opportunities for sale, advertising on
Speaker 3: a broadcast to a game.
Speaker 1: It just means so much more. I mean, yeah, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: the well I like it though.
Speaker 3: I like the stopdown, like the stop down where you
Speaker 3: can play an international window, because if you're right going
Speaker 3: through that injury list. In the NRL, players are just
Speaker 3: surviving if they can. If they can still play with
Speaker 3: a saw neck and then get it operated on in
Speaker 3: the season, they'll do it, yeah, And which means that
Speaker 3: when those internationals come, they're like, what's more important me
Speaker 3: being right for next year or playing for Kiwi's and
Speaker 3: you'd have to say it's getting right for next season
Speaker 3: because Kiwis aren't paying your mortgage.
Speaker 1: That's right, That's exactly right. And so yeah, I just
Speaker 1: think the other part is and I don't think anyone's
Speaker 1: done it, but I wouldn't be surprised if, say you've
Speaker 1: got a name. I mean, players do get risted for
Speaker 1: the odd week, you know, like towards the end of
Speaker 1: the season. The Melbourne Storm will risk players the roosters,
Speaker 1: but again that's in the season. They know they're in
Speaker 1: the top eight though they know they're that's right, so
Speaker 1: they and I think the shortened season would change that.
Speaker 1: But I don't think we're too far away from like
Speaker 1: Nathan clear are getting shut down for six weeks if
Speaker 1: they know the suite, you know. I don't think that's
Speaker 1: what's happened this year, although look back at the last
Speaker 1: sort of two three years he has missed the sixth
Speaker 1: week stretch and then come back for the last two
Speaker 1: games of the season.
Speaker 3: I guess if the well being of the players as well. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the whole CTE issue hasn't seemed to have cause the
Speaker 3: ruckus and league where maybe he should but really papering
Speaker 3: over it. Yeah, they are where it seems to be
Speaker 3: Rugby and NFL seemed to be taking put a lot
Speaker 3: of the heat on the CTE situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, League are kind of like, yeah, like, oh look
Speaker 1: at this guy. Didn't need do some wacky ship this year.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, yes, he has brain as much. Of
Speaker 1: course he's doing dumb ship. Of course, he's hosting a
Speaker 1: barbecue in lockdown and then hiding under the bed with
Speaker 1: the cops show up. What do you mean because he's
Speaker 1: because he's winging in his own mouth in the airine
Speaker 1: all of course simulating X with dogs. But anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my half bag sports idea. I think it would
Speaker 1: be so dramatic. Every week would just be this massive.
Speaker 1: It would genuinely feel when when the Warriors play, it
Speaker 1: would feel.
Speaker 3: Like the All Blacks and it'll be yeah, they're playing
Speaker 3: for their for their lives every week every week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be It'll be incredible and just quickly a
Speaker 1: little bonus half bag sports idea. November Fist just like
Speaker 1: October Fist, except the November Let's go back not really
Speaker 1: it not quote, I've only just come right, I've just
Speaker 1: like I was talking to Jerry this morning.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I feel like I'm back. Yeah, my sinuses
Speaker 3: have cleared, I haven't got a cough. I'm not aching
Speaker 3: the Bavarian I think is clear of me.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I reckon. I'm about a day away. I'm
Speaker 1: still coughing up along.
Speaker 3: Both my parents got COVID though, so I feel like
Speaker 3: I may have given them the Bavarian.
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Speaker 4: Okay, cops, Jake here from Merely Station, Mid Canterbury.
Speaker 1: I'm back, gotta come clean.
Speaker 4: I grew up in North Otago in a little place
Speaker 4: called Cora. Well we do play Richard Mccaora is our own.
Speaker 4: We're going to statue of him. It's made of cardboard.
Speaker 4: Trying to raise funds for a real statue.
Speaker 1: Still has an appen.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Yo, what I'm and I you been Mid Canbury.
Speaker 4: You're South Canterbury. No name wounders, So I'll shout your
Speaker 4: cold dB this time. I see you fuck South Canbary.
Speaker 4: Except for Elliot, who loves pretty close to here.
Speaker 1: It good. That's a good little exception there. We want
Speaker 1: to piss off Eckerdia. Nah he does somewhere in the
Speaker 1: McKinsey country, which is dangerously close to to Mid Canary.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you wouldn't you really wouldn't want to. I
Speaker 1: think the quarterfinals are starting in Hutland as well this
Speaker 1: weekend as well. Yeah, everyone's a knockout stage I think.
Speaker 1: I believe so. Yeah, so I believe We've been invited
Speaker 1: down to go and to go and watch them again.
Speaker 1: It's just so hard to get to tomorrow. I've always
Speaker 1: said this. It is easier for me to get to
Speaker 1: Uppier than it is for me to get home to
Speaker 1: South Camp. It most easier to get to Dubai. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all of them. It's one flight. Yeah, it's to
Speaker 1: get to Tims. I got to go Auckland Wellington, two
Speaker 1: hour layover in Wellington then if the flight's not canceled,
Speaker 1: Wellington to tomorrow, and it's often canceled, so then you're
Speaker 1: just in Wellington. How long is it drives? Not too
Speaker 1: far though, if you go walk and christ you grab
Speaker 1: a jump in a car. Yeah, drives about three hours probably. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like when people, well people, when I tell Aucklanders,
Speaker 1: I never tell them from why Medi because I don't
Speaker 1: know where that is. I tell them I'm from South Canterbury.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh Hornby, No, that's South Krusts it. I
Speaker 1: can understand the confusion there because that's for a long
Speaker 1: long time. That's what I thought as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I thought because in North Canterbury, I thought
Speaker 3: was just north, just north of Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And it wasn't until actually, I'll be honest with you,
Speaker 3: it wasn't until my recent holiday down there that I
Speaker 3: realized how big region is and the fact that you've
Speaker 3: got Mid Canterbury, Canterbury, Mid Cannibury, North Canby, South Canterbury.
Speaker 3: And we spent our whole time in South Canterbury and
Speaker 3: we were driving two hours at a time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two three hours at a time. We still had to
Speaker 1: live South Caniburry and you don't see a person for
Speaker 1: an hour. Yeah it is. Well, yesterday we were superimposing
Speaker 1: the New Zealand Matt. We found this website. We can
Speaker 1: drag it over other places because we always feel like
Speaker 1: we're this tiny little country. I come off the back
Speaker 1: of the Mega mine down there in Maracopo. Who's there
Speaker 1: was a sighting of her and the top comment was like,
Speaker 1: New Zealand's a small country. How come we can't find them?
Speaker 1: I don't know, we're not we have a small population.
Speaker 1: But the South Island is the size of the entire UK.
Speaker 1: We are bigger than Japan yeap land wise, we are
Speaker 1: the length of the eastern seaboard of the United States. Sit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it has We are not a small country, just
Speaker 1: not a lot of US. And South Canada sorry not
Speaker 1: South can Canterbury is like the wider Canary is half
Speaker 1: of the South Island. It's basically the entirety of Scotland
Speaker 1: plus plus more. Yeah. So, yeah, there's a big basard
Speaker 1: of it. And like that drive from christ Schuster tomorrow,
Speaker 1: Oh jeez, that is just straight and boring. Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of crashes on the one corner that
Speaker 1: there is. Yeah, well, I reckon. The majority of the
Speaker 1: speeding that happens in this country happens on mid Canterbury
Speaker 1: roads because they are all dead straight. Yes, and so
Speaker 1: it's just like, oh, let's see how fast the care
Speaker 1: sportage can go. See if we can get this thing
Speaker 1: off this spot. Is that the car of choice? No,
Speaker 1: that was the car that we drove around Omar. It's
Speaker 1: just the first one the car. No, no, no. Most
Speaker 1: of the farmers down there will have a like a
Speaker 1: either a malou you know those v eight Holden uts.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, bright green ones. Or they'll have an old
Speaker 1: Kingswood or something in the in the garage and when
Speaker 1: they get the opportunity, they will open the taps on
Speaker 1: their basket somewhere around MD Canbury. But anyway, go well,
Speaker 1: mid Camp. I presume they're not in the quarterfinals. Mid Canterbury,
Speaker 1: terrible part of the country. Can't imagine they're produce any
Speaker 1: good rugby players. So and good to hear that that
Speaker 1: guy made it out of kuro and all the way
Speaker 1: to ealing station. So shout out to Jake. Let's knock
Speaker 1: this thing on the hedge for today tomorrow. Matt Heath
Speaker 1: has agreed to come back onto the podcast. Well we
Speaker 1: haven't lost him forever.
Speaker 3: No, and he will use this as an outlet, yes,
Speaker 3: because I can tell that he's he's chomping at the
Speaker 3: on z B and even rang me this morning and
Speaker 3: he he rattled off some horrific comments and I said,
Speaker 3: are you bringing me just to get these off your
Speaker 3: chest so you don't say it on any Yoh fuck, Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's the only reason I'm bringing you. As I say
Speaker 3: it to you and then I feel like I've said it.
Speaker 1: Oh well, he can say it on the podcast, and
Speaker 1: that's his one outlet. All Right, We'll not sing on
Speaker 1: the head. We'll see you tomorrow with Matt Hey for
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