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Speaker 1: the thirteenth of August.
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Speaker 1: Tend to grow legs around here, the old export olders,
Speaker 1: Yeah they do.
Speaker 3: I mean, look to be fair, I did give quite
Speaker 3: a few to the gold Sport guys to they are
Speaker 3: two weeks of overnight punishment. But I unfortunately told them
Speaker 3: where the key was to the beer fridge. And so
Speaker 3: that's where my suspicions have been.
Speaker 1: Peaked as like where does it keep on going? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we do change the hiding spot of the key in
Speaker 1: the studio. We do. But I would say if you were,
Speaker 1: you know, degenerate enough, you'd be able to find it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, just look for any object within a meta
Speaker 3: radius of the fridge and lifted up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you'll veriably find the key. It's like the
Speaker 1: house key that you always hide. Yeah, it's always exactly
Speaker 1: where you think it is. In the in the gum
Speaker 1: boot that's in the pop plant in the gun boot
Speaker 1: underneath the doormat every single time. But yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I think this great New Zealander's debate has really kicked
Speaker 1: off on social media overnight. I think we've started. I
Speaker 1: think we've started really tapping into some source spots for people.
Speaker 3: Well, particularly yesterday when some people are claiming that it
Speaker 3: was a battle of the brands rather than New Zealanders.
Speaker 3: What was it, you know that was the Whippie whippy
Speaker 3: whipping mister Whippie versus Cheeky Charlie the four Square guy.
Speaker 1: To those people, I would say, you've got to separate
Speaker 1: the art from the artist. Yeah, this is mister Whippie
Speaker 1: himself versus the four Square guy. Yeah, and they've both
Speaker 1: weighed in on social media on Facebook four Square twice
Speaker 1: or Cheeky Charlie aka the four Square guy. I had
Speaker 1: no idea he is called Charlie. Neither did mister Whippi
Speaker 1: because mister Whippy and Z replied straight off the back
Speaker 1: of that said Charlie never heard of it. Off the
Speaker 1: back of that, mister whipping Nelson Tasman has applied and said,
Speaker 1: what's a Charlie? So I didn't know that there was
Speaker 1: such a deep seated beef between four Square, the four
Speaker 1: Square guy, a Cheeky Charlie and mister Whippie.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that mister Whippie has his own regional.
Speaker 1: Spokespeople. That's a great point. Well, I suppose the updates
Speaker 1: are regional, you know.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm going to be in five Mile Bay
Speaker 3: at two thirty.
Speaker 1: That's right. I don't need to know that if I'm
Speaker 1: in Bluff. Yeah. True. Actually I didn't think about that
Speaker 1: four Square twitsal. I've donated a fear portion of my
Speaker 1: paychecks to that four square before. It's a great four square,
Speaker 1: that one and Twysle. Yeah, beautiful little spot there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: There are a number of occasions, actually only because my
Speaker 3: wife lost to wallet and we believed it to be
Speaker 3: in the aisles of.
Speaker 1: Four Square Twisle, Oh yeah, and four of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, but I still spent an hour in there
Speaker 1: looking under every aisle. And then it was a new
Speaker 1: hembic Cheeky Charlie. So that one's been going on overnight
Speaker 1: and people have been weighing in and took it out.
Speaker 1: The four Square Cheeky Charlie has run away with it, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: And I thought that there was some you know, some
Speaker 1: great feedback coming through online about how the pulling power
Speaker 1: that mister Whippy has. I just think that as far
Speaker 1: as like being in New Zealand icon goes, Cheeky Charlie
Speaker 1: is probably right there, isn't he? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I reckon Frosty Boy would have given uh four square Cheeky.
Speaker 1: Charlie a better run potentially, yeah, than mister Whippy. Where
Speaker 1: do you get a frosty boy, Frosty boy from.
Speaker 3: Stu Boy more from a dairy right situation, rather than.
Speaker 1: Would you run from a four square we.
Speaker 3: Potentially No, no, no, it's more it's more a dairy
Speaker 3: convenience situation and a frosty boy.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean four Square does blow the line between
Speaker 1: supermarket and convenience. What is the relation between Cheeky Charlie
Speaker 1: and Willy the Waiter because they are very suspiciously similar
Speaker 1: looking dudes. Yeah, they are.
Speaker 3: I'd like to think that Willy the Waiter, which is
Speaker 3: the Wakato draft mascot, he's a bit skinnier, he's a
Speaker 3: bit more bogan.
Speaker 1: He's got quite skinny.
Speaker 3: Legs, skinny jeans, whereas the four Square guys a bit
Speaker 3: more full bodied yep, more big boned, then you're Willy
Speaker 3: the Waiter.
Speaker 1: I would also say to you that for Cheecky Charlie,
Speaker 1: it's a career, whereas for Willy the Waiter, it's definitely
Speaker 1: just a job. Yeah, he's just there doing it, you know,
Speaker 1: so you can get a paycheck and go and crack
Speaker 1: a box. Yeah when he gets home. So unfortunately he
Speaker 1: didn't make it in or I suspect he would have
Speaker 1: got a lot of regional votes. But Chicky Charlie, yeah,
Speaker 1: he goes through into the next round. And now we've
Speaker 1: got you another absolute hum danger. It is John too good,
Speaker 1: there's Dave Dobbin. Some feelings are going to get hurt
Speaker 1: yet again here in the first round. My initial thoughts
Speaker 1: and I had this debate in the office, and I
Speaker 1: know that people are going to massively disagree with me.
Speaker 1: But I personally have never put a Dave Dobbin song
Speaker 1: on on purpose. I have heard obviously every key, we
Speaker 1: has heard them. People said, well, you'd sing along for
Speaker 1: it was on completely agree one hundred percent. I would.
Speaker 1: I've never put it on on purpose. How think that?
Speaker 1: What's like when people say that they love Elton John,
Speaker 1: When was the last time you put an Elton John
Speaker 1: song on on purpose? Tiny answer, you've put that on? Yeah?
Speaker 1: On purpose? Yeah, absolutely, I have.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 1: Look I hope I know that people are going to
Speaker 1: disagree with Yeah, I know that's a fun money. I
Speaker 1: know that people are going to disagree with me, even
Speaker 1: hate me for it. I'm okay with it. I think
Speaker 1: for me. Dave Dobbin's been knighted, he said, Dobber, Has
Speaker 1: John too Good been noted?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, he won't, will he? Do you think? No? I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's not the kind of music that the
Speaker 1: Queen would appreciate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not really a queen though, is it. It's
Speaker 3: small than government at the time? Is Laxy a bit
Speaker 3: of a bogie a bogan?
Speaker 1: Well, if you believe him that he's a crusader supporter,
Speaker 1: he should probably not scribe. But as I suspect he's
Speaker 1: actually not a crusader support scribe subscribe.
Speaker 3: That's he's almost Isn't there another Sirs in the New
Speaker 3: Zealand hip hop?
Speaker 1: And R and B oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: DJ Servia Yeah he was knighted very early. He was.
Speaker 1: But I think subscribe has a subscribe sounds like someone
Speaker 1: that would have been from like Game of thrones back
Speaker 1: the day anyway for you, Dave Dobbin or John Tugant.
Speaker 3: I love them both. John two goods of Great New Zealander.
Speaker 3: I spent a lot of time with him on the
Speaker 3: Brewery tour. Ye with Johnny, but I have to say
Speaker 3: it's going to have to be the Dobber for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Dobbers.
Speaker 3: He's more ingrained in my grow and my childhood and
Speaker 3: he's still around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think my gut tells me this is
Speaker 1: going to go. Dave Dobbin, I think he's a bit
Speaker 1: more of a national treasure, yeah than John too Good.
Speaker 1: Is no disrespect to John to Good, who has my
Speaker 1: full support and my vote. I also have probably one
Speaker 1: of my most humiliating memories in my working careers, John
Speaker 1: toogod And it was we were at the Winter Pierce
Speaker 1: down at the Powder keg and Ola Kearney, and so
Speaker 1: LAB had just played. There were different times the Winter Pierce. Okay,
Speaker 1: so there were different times. There were different times, but
Speaker 1: LAB was playing. There was I think Concord Dawn. I
Speaker 1: might be confusing years.
Speaker 3: Oh, No, Concord Dawn was year before the year before Anyway,
Speaker 3: LAB played.
Speaker 1: This place was packed out This was just when they
Speaker 1: were starting to pop off a little bit.
Speaker 3: I remember talking to Joel, the lead singer, about that event,
Speaker 3: and HeCd was terrified that the stack of speakers was
Speaker 3: actually going to fall forward and claps on people because we.
Speaker 1: Were upstairs and I don't think they realized how many
Speaker 1: people were coming. Yeah, and so when people were dancing,
Speaker 1: the floor was bouncing as this old wooden hotel. Joel's
Speaker 1: grandmother was upstairs. It was weird. Little balcony's just sitting
Speaker 1: up there watching the whole gig. It was funny. It
Speaker 1: was like a Romeo and Juliet type balcony, wasn't it
Speaker 1: Stetler and Waldorf for us? Yeah, that was quite funny. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So they play this place is ran. Like we said,
Speaker 1: we thought the floor was going to collapse. Then it
Speaker 1: was my job, me and Maddy to get up and
Speaker 1: introduce John too Good. I don't know why, but he
Speaker 1: was dejaying afterwards. We probably got the order around the
Speaker 1: wrong way.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The guy gives us the microphones and he goes I
Speaker 1: just so you know, one of them might not work,
Speaker 1: but we don't know which one because we mix them up.
Speaker 1: So Okay, the vaguest piece of information I've ever been given.
Speaker 1: So one of us has got a faulty microphone. Of
Speaker 1: course it was me. We get up there, Matt says,
Speaker 1: make a bit of noise for Lab, and everyone goes
Speaker 1: crazy blah blah blah, and then I was like, who's
Speaker 1: ready to see that? Good? My mic didn't work, and
Speaker 1: so the only person, because everyone was making so much noise,
Speaker 1: the only person who heard that was John too Good,
Speaker 1: who was standing right next to me. And then everyone
Speaker 1: went dead silent, and he was just like, I'm probably
Speaker 1: gonna go take a shit if that's okay, And so
Speaker 1: he went off to the toilet, took a ship, took
Speaker 1: a shit, and that me and Maddy is standing there
Speaker 1: with the microphones in our hands, were we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: They played the house music and that's an experience move.
Speaker 1: Then on two Goods behalf. It's like, I'm not coming
Speaker 1: out until people are rabbit yeah. And as soon as
Speaker 1: he came back out, people were going crazy and it
Speaker 1: was a massive night. My next memory is eating a
Speaker 1: banana with Lab backstage, and then my final memory is
Speaker 1: of John Too Good standing in a doorway eating a
Speaker 1: peer with a knife. That's all I remember from that night,
Speaker 1: and so for me it's John too good. He always
Speaker 1: he'll always have a place in my heart. But you
Speaker 1: can vote for those on Facebook, on Instagram, go and
Speaker 1: check it out and have your say, just quickly, like
Speaker 1: a headline that really cut my eye. Sometimes sometimes this
Speaker 1: just lands on your lap that's been sent through a
Speaker 1: bunch of times as well. Sometimes they write themselves. Health
Speaker 1: New Zealand must apologize after a man was circumcised without
Speaker 1: his consent.
Speaker 3: Now, I've done some bit of research on this, because
Speaker 3: I was like, you can't just whip.
Speaker 1: A guy's foriof no as a rule. As a rule,
Speaker 1: he I live by that rule.
Speaker 3: He misinterpreted the consent for him. That's that was his argument,
Speaker 3: because the consent was a circumcision may be required as
Speaker 3: a result of this procedure, you do you consent, and
Speaker 3: he did.
Speaker 1: He didn't. He didn't realized. He didn't realize.
Speaker 3: He didn't realize that it was going to there was
Speaker 3: a high chance that was going to get whipped off. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so and it's a bit of confus I think it's
Speaker 3: a bit of confusion that's all around this. A guy
Speaker 3: didn't a guy didn't get put under to get his eyeball.
Speaker 1: Operated on and wake up without a FOURY. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: This wasn't appendicid, No he didn't.
Speaker 3: He wasn't getting in knee operation waking up without a
Speaker 3: foury that was already in the area. Yeah, it was
Speaker 3: a four he related operation that I kind of know
Speaker 3: the operation.
Speaker 1: He was in his fifties. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sometimes this can happen where it tightens up and you
Speaker 3: need to or there's an infection around there and.
Speaker 1: Leave some pressure.
Speaker 3: The easiest way is to get rid of the sleeping
Speaker 3: beg lop it off.
Speaker 1: What I loved the most about this story was that
Speaker 1: if you read further down his complaints. Chief among his
Speaker 1: complaints were a significant reduction and love making with his partner.
Speaker 1: And I was like, significant, So my man was thrown
Speaker 1: down before this.
Speaker 3: Is everyone throws down more than they're getting. Let's be honest, Like,
Speaker 3: what's more? We were doing it every night.
Speaker 1: Mate, Yeah, every night, every other night. He's been married
Speaker 1: for thirty years. Is not significant reduction. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh wait, my man gets down, God bless him. And
Speaker 1: if that is the case, I would have been pretty
Speaker 1: frustrated as well. But this I can imagine as a journalist,
Speaker 1: would you see this story come across your slow We
Speaker 1: got one ring the bell. I'm setting the record for
Speaker 1: clicks this week, I guarantee you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet you. There was a race on who
Speaker 3: write the best headline?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, headline competition. I love that they just went
Speaker 1: straight at it. They hid. They hid the headline as well.
Speaker 1: Must apologize after a man was circumcised without his consent.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's slightly misleading their headline. He did give consent,
Speaker 3: he just didn't realize that extent of his consent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it didn't just come out of left field. Also,
Speaker 1: what's he thrown down with his foruri?
Speaker 3: That is reduced his love making? I know, I know
Speaker 3: a couple of guys actually in their forties. He got
Speaker 3: there for he removed, they planed. I mean, what was
Speaker 3: he thrown down with his fury? I mean, there'll be
Speaker 3: a period where, sure you're on the bench, you're riding
Speaker 3: the pine for a wee while due to the operation.
Speaker 1: So I can understand that period. I would assume also
Speaker 1: that there's always a false start when it comes to
Speaker 1: this kind of thing where you think you've healed. I reckon,
Speaker 1: we'll be right. Ah, we're not or is it his
Speaker 1: partner this game? Is that what it looks like. Look,
Speaker 1: I don't want to think too much about it, to
Speaker 1: be honest, but God bless them, and hopefully he gets
Speaker 1: back to putting up those mammoth numbers that he was beforehand.
Speaker 1: Yeah thought some press, thought some press. All right, let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break when we come back. The Olympics
Speaker 1: just keep on giving. So we're going to talk a
Speaker 1: little more Olympics for a Tuesday. Another headline lane far
Speaker 1: less sensational than the last one. We discussed. The British
Speaker 1: press reckon that we won the Olympics. Oh so it's
Speaker 1: the headlines and a lot of the papers over there
Speaker 1: they reckon. Athletes from New Zealand logged an impressive Hall
Speaker 1: of twenty medals at Paris twenty twenty four despite having
Speaker 1: a population of just over five million. I didn't know
Speaker 1: we were over five meal. Their rate of one medal
Speaker 1: per two hundred and eighty five thousand people is the
Speaker 1: best among nations to win, at least for the summer.
Speaker 1: That is a great qualifier. Yeah that's right.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, I criticized Australia for saying that they
Speaker 3: are the greater They claim to be the greatest Olympic
Speaker 3: nation due to their per capita in the top ten.
Speaker 1: That's what they claim was because we're eleven, Yes, motherfuckers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well but let's remember all of their golds have
Speaker 3: been wiped out by raygun. That's right, So they are,
Speaker 3: they're way down the table now.
Speaker 1: And then we've been talking about it since Saint Lucia
Speaker 1: won that gold, that we've been sitting in fourth. Yes,
Speaker 1: because Dominica's above us Saint Lucia. There's one other whose
Speaker 1: name escapes me, but I'm sure I'll be fact checked on.
Speaker 1: And then we were like, yeah, but we're never going
Speaker 1: to catch like Dominica. They only got seventy five thousand people,
Speaker 1: so you're never going to catch them. Nah. So I
Speaker 1: love the qualifier of four or more golds? Is it
Speaker 1: four more medals or golds? Is it just metals? Either way?
Speaker 3: Look, I think we should be extremely proud. I mean,
Speaker 3: sitting eleventh. You go through that medal table and look
Speaker 3: at some of the countries from eleven to sixty.
Speaker 1: And there is some heavy hitters in there. I mean,
Speaker 1: we fired some strays at India for being underrepresented in
Speaker 1: the medal tally. They did not win a gold. They
Speaker 1: won I think it was one medal per four hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty eight million people in that country.
Speaker 3: They'll be angry that Pakistan want a gold in the JV. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: so angry. You look at the javelin program in India
Speaker 3: and look out in La.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also while we're firing strays. Nigeria sixth highest population
Speaker 1: in the world, they were way down the bottom of
Speaker 1: the medal tally as well. And we did Canada.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we did Canada, So I reckon, Look, it's pretty
Speaker 3: amazing for such a small country.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: And we always we always hang on about it.
Speaker 1: The debate comes up around funding all the time while
Speaker 1: we're funding sports. This is why we do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is why we do it.
Speaker 3: And compared to other countries, our funding is minuscule, oh tiny,
Speaker 3: to Australia in particular.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh definitely. I think even because we don't pay
Speaker 1: our athletes when they when they win a thing. Oh,
Speaker 1: Sean Johnson's going to pay them, apparently, is he? When
Speaker 1: they come back? Sweet, it's going to give them a
Speaker 1: grand But then they have to go on as podcast,
Speaker 1: so it's like, what are you actually paying for? He
Speaker 1: was give you a thousand on the podcast. I think
Speaker 1: that Serbia get like three hundred thousand dollars if they
Speaker 1: win a gold medal, and I just think that, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, this is exactly why we do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that once every four years we could just be
Speaker 1: we can cry about it, remember us. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And also the next two Olympics they are rippers as well,
Speaker 3: because we've got La. So look that's just one flight
Speaker 3: from here and we've got severe air lines going in it.
Speaker 3: Not often that we have an Olympics in which you
Speaker 3: can jump on a plane and land at the destination.
Speaker 1: So La. Then we've got Brizzie.
Speaker 3: Now, now Brizzy if you think swimming in the Seine
Speaker 3: was dangerous and Brizzy they've got fucking bull sharks in there.
Speaker 3: Like everyone talks about the sharks and the scene river
Speaker 3: this myth. Yeah, there's no myth in Brizzy. There's fucking bull.
Speaker 1: Sharks in there.
Speaker 3: Surely they're not they're not going to do the trithlon
Speaker 3: in the fucking brown snake out.
Speaker 1: The records are going to be broken, people are going
Speaker 1: to go down. Yeah, it'd be exciting. I'd rather watch
Speaker 1: that than fucking swimming past the cafe into a upstream,
Speaker 1: you know, in a river of poos. I'd like to
Speaker 1: get a little sharkgun.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I that Ossie one is going to be immense.
Speaker 3: I reckon, I reckon. Ozzy will do a great job.
Speaker 3: Americans will do a great job. So we're in for
Speaker 3: eight years of If they're going to anything like the
Speaker 3: Paris One, it's going to be amazing.
Speaker 1: I love the juxtaposition of the closing ceremony because then
Speaker 1: obviously they pass over to the next host. So Paris, France,
Speaker 1: they were doing their avant garde bullshit. You know, it
Speaker 1: was all fucking weird, real art scene blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: They was so all of themselves in this, but it
Speaker 1: was quite so French. It was so French. And then
Speaker 1: in comes Tom Cruise to dive off the top of
Speaker 1: the thing, ride a motorbike about fifteen meters to pick
Speaker 1: up the fucking thing. It was just like it was
Speaker 1: the most USA thing of all time. Did they play
Speaker 1: Milkauck Yeah, Red Hot Chili, Pepper's blasting, then Snoop Dogg
Speaker 1: and Billie Eilish. For some reason, it should have it
Speaker 1: should have been Team America.
Speaker 3: They would have been and get the whole crowd to
Speaker 3: go fuck yeah.
Speaker 1: So that's going to be in LA And there's a
Speaker 1: bunch of articles going around at the moment of all
Speaker 1: of the sports that will and won't be included. Obviously
Speaker 1: off the back of Ygun, everybody's clicking on the headline
Speaker 1: that breakdancing's not going to be included. I think that
Speaker 1: was decided before it was. She did that.
Speaker 3: She did put the name on the coffins should have.
Speaker 1: Cricket is going to be at the twenty twenty eight
Speaker 1: Olympic Games.
Speaker 3: Excellent t twenties, excellent news for India.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's not going to help them in the per
Speaker 1: capita no, make it gold. Yeah. Yeah, it's going to
Speaker 1: have to be another one of these tournaments that starts
Speaker 1: like the football and the sevens before the opening ceremony.
Speaker 1: Crecket tournament is going to take No.
Speaker 3: No, they can complete the teaching the World Cup in
Speaker 3: two weeks. Remember they did it in the Caribbean. And
Speaker 3: I'll have less nations too. I imagine they won't have
Speaker 3: as many as they had in the Cricket World Cup.
Speaker 1: Maybe they'll be a qualifier. Yeah, that'll be another That'll
Speaker 1: be another brilliant one opportunity for us to win as well.
Speaker 1: But I wonder if if the control the power of
Speaker 1: Indian cricket. Well, but heads will be at odds with
Speaker 1: the International Olympic Committee.
Speaker 3: Oh please put the Olympics on at the same time
Speaker 3: as the IPL Oh yeah, and then watch for the
Speaker 3: dick swinging comp Yeah.
Speaker 1: This, I'm not going to give a shit. As I said,
Speaker 1: the breakdancing won't be in there. Baseball is going to
Speaker 1: be in the Olympics, makes sense. I don't know who
Speaker 1: they're going to play against, Japan, Japan, Cuba. I know
Speaker 1: we've got a baseball team, but yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: basically Japan Cuba, we.
Speaker 3: Should we scrap our base our softball program now and
Speaker 3: just do baseball.
Speaker 1: Oh I think softball might be back in as well.
Speaker 1: Someone will fact check me on that. And flag football
Speaker 1: is going to be in there. So this is the
Speaker 1: NFL version of like Rapper Rapper, Yeah, exactly Again, who
Speaker 1: else plays that outside of America? Yeah? This is I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess you're the host nation. Yeah, put on whatever
Speaker 1: you want. What was he put forward? Do they put
Speaker 1: the two up? Yeah? Two up? Probably a fl Ossie
Speaker 1: rules will be the go. Literally no one in the world.
Speaker 1: Ireland's at Ireland.
Speaker 3: The Gaelic football they have the Island.
Speaker 1: Crossover thing, but yeah, I think that'll be quite interesting.
Speaker 3: And then all rugby league. That just put rugby league
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 1: Sure, but we might beat them. They might have to
Speaker 1: go the AFL route. Boxing could be out, they haven't
Speaker 1: confirmed yet, but they haven't confirmed that it will be
Speaker 1: in there. I think the International Olympic Committee and all
Speaker 1: of the various different boxing federations are odds. Yes, so
Speaker 1: that's why that hasn't been lock then yet. And squashes
Speaker 1: back in as well. I don't even realize it wasn't there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we need squash, We need squash. Joel King, Paul Cole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they'll be right up there, and just while we're on
Speaker 1: the Olympics as well. A couple more stories have come
Speaker 1: out about it. The blog took us up on our
Speaker 1: offer of instead of the speed climbing, you should just
Speaker 1: have to climb up the Eiffel Tower. Oh yeah, he
Speaker 1: did it. He gave it a go. A guy had
Speaker 1: a crack at it and so they shut down the
Speaker 1: whole thing. And it's quite a quite a big, little
Speaker 1: big little area down there. You've got to go through
Speaker 1: security screening to get to the base of the Eiffel
Speaker 1: Tower these days. Yeah, how did he do that?
Speaker 3: It's all surrounded by massive walls.
Speaker 1: Now it's like, yeah, well he's obviously checked through there
Speaker 1: with a chalkback and then started climbing it. They shut
Speaker 1: the whole area down because obviously who knows what that
Speaker 1: guy's up to. And then apparently when he got arrested,
Speaker 1: he said, but hot, isn't it. It's most British shit
Speaker 1: of all time trying to climb the Eiffel Tower. And
Speaker 1: just finally, apparently we were talking about Hamish Kurr and
Speaker 1: that they were going to have the Apparently it was
Speaker 1: his opponent that was asked, would you like to split
Speaker 1: the gold medal and he said no, We're going to
Speaker 1: have a jump off, and how mus Cure turned around
Speaker 1: and said have this that and beat him.
Speaker 3: So why did he get the choice of not Amish Cure.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I wonder if it
Speaker 1: was something to do with did he call it? They
Speaker 1: both got, oh, well let's just take the windown of
Speaker 1: that young then all right? Motorgames, Motor Games. I read
Speaker 1: that this morning sating his opponent was USD. Anyway, there's
Speaker 1: an article in the Herald right now saying that Formula
Speaker 1: one should be at the next Olympics, and I thought, fuck,
Speaker 1: it's Tuesday, let's argue about motor games, all right? Stick
Speaker 1: it in, yeah, stick it in.
Speaker 3: It's a bit more rock and roll, like You've got
Speaker 3: NBA players in there, You've got the Dream Team.
Speaker 1: Stuck it in there.
Speaker 3: It's got a Netflix docker.
Speaker 1: About it, so it deserves to be there. Well, I said,
Speaker 1: a lot of murderers would be my counterpoint. Wow, we could.
Speaker 1: That's it's a year. If you're in America, it's just
Speaker 1: do that. Maybe a a CSI.
Speaker 3: So you've got a murder scene and each country comes
Speaker 3: in with their own CSI team and then everything they
Speaker 3: all start.
Speaker 1: With who are you? And they've got an hour to
Speaker 1: solve the murder and yeah, and Horatio Caine will be
Speaker 1: the judge of whether you've done it right or not.
Speaker 1: And he just steers at the looks away at the
Speaker 1: camera the whole time. I feel like your one's probably
Speaker 1: but too involved. And how would you do it? Would
Speaker 1: be one race? Yeah, yeah, absolutely would be one race.
Speaker 1: I just sort of think my test at least is
Speaker 1: if you showed it to the ancient Greeks, would they
Speaker 1: understand what was going on?
Speaker 3: They're just they're just souped up chariots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I suppose. I suppose. No, I don't think. I
Speaker 1: don't think you should be in the Olympics.
Speaker 3: I don't think for I don't think Formula one would
Speaker 3: want to be and they would.
Speaker 1: I think they'd be like, they'd want to be the
Speaker 1: right thing. All right, Just before we take a quick
Speaker 1: air break and get to yours, please, I would like
Speaker 1: to introduce another NRL scandal. Have we got the NRL
Speaker 1: scandal alert? No, that'll do, though, that'll do. That'll do.
Speaker 1: We've got a massive NRL scandal. Latrelle Mitchell is allegedly
Speaker 1: been photographed with a white substance on a countertop. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I have you seen the naamage that's come out.
Speaker 1: I'm sure whitewash investigations will be all over this. I've
Speaker 1: seen the photo in various different threads. It's not clear
Speaker 1: what the or that there even is a white substance there.
Speaker 3: Has it been clarified that he wasn't needing dough? You know,
Speaker 3: because you need lots of flour on a bench to
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 1: Was he doing that? Well? Someone mentioned that I think
Speaker 1: it was personal laundry powder was actually fifty percent off
Speaker 1: at his local supermarket. Right, did they know that he
Speaker 1: hasn't gone and purchased that. Maybe he's purchased in bulk
Speaker 1: and he's divvying it up for you know, his family.
Speaker 3: Oh right, okay, so yeah, you just divvy it up
Speaker 3: into two small lines, small little ziploc bags, yes, and
Speaker 3: then you give it out to your friends and family.
Speaker 1: Someone else mentioned that crediting the easiest way for that
Speaker 1: to be absorbed in the bloodstream is a fewer to
Speaker 1: snort it. So perhaps it's some sort of supplement. He's
Speaker 1: out injured at the moment. This could be part of
Speaker 1: his rehab.
Speaker 3: Maybe he was doing a tequila hardman.
Speaker 1: He could have been doing it where he's snorting, snort
Speaker 1: the salt, snorting the seats the lemon and the eye
Speaker 1: and then do the tequila. Yes. Perhaps someone else mentioned
Speaker 1: that he usually wears glasses and perhaps he could have
Speaker 1: been writing down his Keno numbers, and because he didn't
Speaker 1: have his glasses, he needed his head to be closer
Speaker 1: to the table. Right, all I'm saying is people are
Speaker 1: so quick to jump to conclusions they don't know what's
Speaker 1: actually going on. And you know, that could have been
Speaker 1: absolutely anything. I mean, look, if the last couple of
Speaker 1: years or anything to go off, that could have been plaster. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What is there a shield anywhere near him? Is there
Speaker 1: a shield? There a trophy of any description? Where is
Speaker 1: the ran Philly shield right now? Yeah? How do we
Speaker 1: know that the table he was on hadn't been broken
Speaker 1: and then repaired by a substandard tradesman? Yes, who'd lift
Speaker 1: powder all over the thing and lines? God knows how
Speaker 1: many times have you tried to open up a RaRo
Speaker 1: pack and the whole thing's gone and it's all in
Speaker 1: your faces, all over the bloody Yeah. What he's supposed.
Speaker 3: To do the best thing to do with that, And
Speaker 3: this is my experience is you rack them up into
Speaker 3: lines and then get a bag and just scoop them
Speaker 3: into the bag.
Speaker 1: That's exactly it. So look, I don't know what that
Speaker 1: thing is. I will say, if you've seen the picture,
Speaker 1: you will know that the only crime that's been committed
Speaker 1: there is he's on the Red Cruisers. I know Littrell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's my favorite NRL player littreell. But now now
Speaker 3: he's drinking the Red Cruises.
Speaker 1: And also in the photo is one of the twins
Speaker 1: from the Matrix, you know, those blonde dreadlock Oh yes,
Speaker 1: so its yeah. There's someone some sort of day walker
Speaker 1: in that photo. The other thing is who's taking these photos?
Speaker 1: You know, if I'm sitting there scribbling down my Kenot
Speaker 1: numbers and someone takes a photo of me, that could
Speaker 1: get misconstrued for anything on social media these days. The
Speaker 1: real crime there, aside from obviously the Red Cruisers, was
Speaker 1: the phones. Yeah, put the phones away. Agreed, the put
Speaker 1: the fucking phones away. All right, Let's take one quick
Speaker 1: break and we'll come back with yours please.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that is hands down my favorite yours please
Speaker 3: for the entire year. If we're going to do an
Speaker 3: awards ceremony at the end of the year, just hands down,
Speaker 3: that's number one so far from me, just completely pointless.
Speaker 3: Where were they playing that that they wanted to hit
Speaker 3: the record it's so good and then just finishing it with.
Speaker 1: The shout out to that guy another caller here, yours please, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I are.
Speaker 5: Here from West Upland I'm just thoroughly enjoying the number
Speaker 5: of times as you double down on this Elesse Andrews
Speaker 5: and the Omnium Malachy really looking forward to the fact
Speaker 5: chick's coming into just really sit you straight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look, I had I did have to look into that.
Speaker 1: Elise Andrews did not win the Omnium. She won the breakdancing.
Speaker 1: That's who won the breakdancing. Everything she all of them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought it was a bike thing. Wasn't related to
Speaker 1: that at all. Thank you to that one. There. There's
Speaker 1: just so many in the bike.
Speaker 3: I don't understand them that the care and the omnium,
Speaker 3: the again, the suit, the team, the sprint.
Speaker 1: The sprint is what it was. It was and I
Speaker 1: knew that obviously. One more call here.
Speaker 4: I listened to the acc cut through the bullshit of
Speaker 4: mainstream sports media. But you like them have fallen for it,
Speaker 4: this whole Reagun debacle. She knew exactly what she was doing.
Speaker 4: Thirty six PhD. A few laps around the sun. Smart cookie,
Speaker 4: she said to herself. I do bore them dancing. I
Speaker 4: can jump around on a pad for a bit. I
Speaker 4: want to free ride to the Olympics, experience the village.
Speaker 4: We all are the same. Fourteen people in all of
Speaker 4: Oceania attempted to qualify for the Olympics. She knew it,
Speaker 4: she nwed it.
Speaker 1: I feel like more in the chamber. Yeah he did.
Speaker 3: He's still going. I've even falling for it. I genuinely,
Speaker 3: I genuinely think she thinks she's quite good.
Speaker 1: If if it's a bit, because when I initially saw it,
Speaker 1: I thought it was.
Speaker 3: She She competed in an international B girl competition and
Speaker 3: came sixty third. What before this, Yes, and then she
Speaker 3: and then missed out on qualification and then did Oceania
Speaker 3: and there was thirteen people in it and she won
Speaker 3: that Like.
Speaker 1: You don't that you know that's it's a long game.
Speaker 1: It's a long game.
Speaker 3: If you know your ship and you want to get
Speaker 3: a free ride to the Olympics, it could.
Speaker 1: Be the greatest long con of all time. She was
Speaker 1: did you see her celebrating, Yeah, with the with the
Speaker 1: team at the end, the Australian Olympic team when they
Speaker 1: were heading off to the medal ceremony. She's getting down there,
Speaker 1: She's getting down Didy bit. I reckon. You know when
Speaker 1: they interviewed the Beatles and they said Ringo is not
Speaker 1: even the best drummer in the band. Yeah, I reckon,
Speaker 1: she might not even be the best breakdou's in the
Speaker 1: Australian Olympic team. I don't know, like Paddy Mills or
Speaker 1: someone could probably talk. Probably a gymnast you could throw down.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a great point, that dude. That was a
Speaker 1: meme at the start of the Olympics. Who with the
Speaker 1: glasses he couldn't see shiit the American dude, he could
Speaker 1: have had a bit of job than that. Look. I
Speaker 1: feel like overnight A reflected on it. I felt like
Speaker 1: I went too hard on Reygun yesterday.
Speaker 3: Did you see clay Gun Clayton's will I did see
Speaker 3: clay Gun. Yeah, that's my highlight. That's my highlight meme
Speaker 3: out of that. Hopefully that's the full stop on it all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so as well. We can put the
Speaker 1: Olympics to be all right. That'll do us for today.
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