WEBVTT - "It Could've Been Anything" 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:02.920 Life in the Export Beer Gud's studio and brought to 0:00:02.920 --> 0:00:05.560 you by an ever shrinking supply of Export Ultra in 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:08.400 the studio here. This is the Agenda Podcast for Tuesday, 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:09.600 the thirteenth of August. 0:00:10.560 --> 0:00:14.840 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:17.160 brought to you by Export of Vulture. 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:20.840 Tend to grow legs around here, the old export olders, 0:00:20.880 --> 0:00:21.360 Yeah they do. 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:23.599 I mean, look to be fair, I did give quite 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:26.520 a few to the gold Sport guys to they are 0:00:26.600 --> 0:00:30.920 two weeks of overnight punishment. But I unfortunately told them 0:00:30.960 --> 0:00:33.000 where the key was to the beer fridge. And so 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:34.760 that's where my suspicions have been. 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:38.840 Peaked as like where does it keep on going? Yeah, 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:41.400 we do change the hiding spot of the key in 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:45.560 the studio. We do. But I would say if you were, 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:48.080 you know, degenerate enough, you'd be able to find it. 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:50.920 Oh yeah, just look for any object within a meta 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:52.919 radius of the fridge and lifted up. 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:55.920 Yeah, and you'll veriably find the key. It's like the 0:00:55.960 --> 0:00:58.760 house key that you always hide. Yeah, it's always exactly 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:01.040 where you think it is. In the in the gum 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:03.720 boot that's in the pop plant in the gun boot 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:08.440 underneath the doormat every single time. But yeah, I think 0:01:09.440 --> 0:01:12.920 I think this great New Zealander's debate has really kicked 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:16.520 off on social media overnight. I think we've started. I 0:01:16.600 --> 0:01:20.559 think we've started really tapping into some source spots for people. 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:24.440 Well, particularly yesterday when some people are claiming that it 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:27.119 was a battle of the brands rather than New Zealanders. 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:30.160 What was it, you know that was the Whippie whippy 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:34.119 whipping mister Whippie versus Cheeky Charlie the four Square guy. 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:36.240 To those people, I would say, you've got to separate 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:38.640 the art from the artist. Yeah, this is mister Whippie 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:41.920 himself versus the four Square guy. Yeah, and they've both 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:45.600 weighed in on social media on Facebook four Square twice 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:48.640 or Cheeky Charlie aka the four Square guy. I had 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:51.480 no idea he is called Charlie. Neither did mister Whippi 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:53.840 because mister Whippy and Z replied straight off the back 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:56.720 of that said Charlie never heard of it. Off the 0:01:56.760 --> 0:02:00.600 back of that, mister whipping Nelson Tasman has applied and said, 0:02:00.600 --> 0:02:04.000 what's a Charlie? So I didn't know that there was 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:06.600 such a deep seated beef between four Square, the four 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:09.680 Square guy, a Cheeky Charlie and mister Whippie. 0:02:09.760 --> 0:02:13.079 I didn't know that mister Whippie has his own regional. 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:16.880 Spokespeople. That's a great point. Well, I suppose the updates 0:02:16.960 --> 0:02:18.000 are regional, you know. 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:19.800 Oh yeah, I'm going to be in five Mile Bay 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:20.560 at two thirty. 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:22.000 That's right. I don't need to know that if I'm 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:24.680 in Bluff. Yeah. True. Actually I didn't think about that 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:27.040 four Square twitsal. I've donated a fear portion of my 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:29.720 paychecks to that four square before. It's a great four square, 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:33.799 that one and Twysle. Yeah, beautiful little spot there, Yeah, 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:34.040 it is. 0:02:34.760 --> 0:02:37.840 There are a number of occasions, actually only because my 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:40.280 wife lost to wallet and we believed it to be 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:41.000 in the aisles of. 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:43.680 Four Square Twisle, Oh yeah, and four of them. Yeah, 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:45.440 I know, but I still spent an hour in there 0:02:45.440 --> 0:02:48.400 looking under every aisle. And then it was a new 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:55.360 hembic Cheeky Charlie. So that one's been going on overnight 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:58.679 and people have been weighing in and took it out. 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:03.000 The four Square Cheeky Charlie has run away with it, unfortunately, 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:04.920 And I thought that there was some you know, some 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:09.360 great feedback coming through online about how the pulling power 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:12.760 that mister Whippy has. I just think that as far 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:16.280 as like being in New Zealand icon goes, Cheeky Charlie 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:19.320 is probably right there, isn't he? Yeah? 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:24.320 I reckon Frosty Boy would have given uh four square Cheeky. 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:27.359 Charlie a better run potentially, yeah, than mister Whippy. Where 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:30.160 do you get a frosty boy, Frosty boy from. 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:33.200 Stu Boy more from a dairy right situation, rather than. 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:36.040 Would you run from a four square we. 0:03:35.960 --> 0:03:39.440 Potentially No, no, no, it's more it's more a dairy 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:42.200 convenience situation and a frosty boy. 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:44.280 Well, I mean four Square does blow the line between 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:49.720 supermarket and convenience. What is the relation between Cheeky Charlie 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:52.520 and Willy the Waiter because they are very suspiciously similar 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:53.880 looking dudes. Yeah, they are. 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:56.240 I'd like to think that Willy the Waiter, which is 0:03:56.280 --> 0:04:00.200 the Wakato draft mascot, he's a bit skinnier, he's a 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:00.800 bit more bogan. 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:01.960 He's got quite skinny. 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:05.720 Legs, skinny jeans, whereas the four Square guys a bit 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:10.520 more full bodied yep, more big boned, then you're Willy 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:10.880 the Waiter. 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:14.160 I would also say to you that for Cheecky Charlie, 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:16.320 it's a career, whereas for Willy the Waiter, it's definitely 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:18.520 just a job. Yeah, he's just there doing it, you know, 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:20.120 so you can get a paycheck and go and crack 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:23.919 a box. Yeah when he gets home. So unfortunately he 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:25.919 didn't make it in or I suspect he would have 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:28.560 got a lot of regional votes. But Chicky Charlie, yeah, 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:30.640 he goes through into the next round. And now we've 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:34.360 got you another absolute hum danger. It is John too good, 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:37.600 there's Dave Dobbin. Some feelings are going to get hurt 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:41.400 yet again here in the first round. My initial thoughts 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:42.960 and I had this debate in the office, and I 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:44.919 know that people are going to massively disagree with me. 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:48.159 But I personally have never put a Dave Dobbin song 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:52.080 on on purpose. I have heard obviously every key, we 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:54.320 has heard them. People said, well, you'd sing along for 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:56.599 it was on completely agree one hundred percent. I would. 0:04:57.160 --> 0:05:00.479 I've never put it on on purpose. How think that? 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:03.080 What's like when people say that they love Elton John, 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:04.680 When was the last time you put an Elton John 0:05:04.720 --> 0:05:07.800 song on on purpose? Tiny answer, you've put that on? Yeah? 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:09.599 On purpose? Yeah, absolutely, I have. 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:10.279 So. 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:13.880 Look I hope I know that people are going to 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:22.880 disagree with Yeah, I know that's a fun money. I 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:25.279 know that people are going to disagree with me, even 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:28.080 hate me for it. I'm okay with it. I think 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:34.680 for me. Dave Dobbin's been knighted, he said, Dobber, Has 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:35.880 John too Good been noted? 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:36.040 No? 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:39.960 No, he won't, will he? Do you think? No? I 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:41.760 don't know. It's not the kind of music that the 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:42.880 Queen would appreciate. 0:05:43.080 --> 0:05:44.880 Yeah, it's not really a queen though, is it. It's 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:48.160 small than government at the time? Is Laxy a bit 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:50.240 of a bogie a bogan? 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:53.280 Well, if you believe him that he's a crusader supporter, 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:58.320 he should probably not scribe. But as I suspect he's 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:00.839 actually not a crusader support scribe subscribe. 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:05.760 That's he's almost Isn't there another Sirs in the New 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:06.479 Zealand hip hop? 0:06:06.480 --> 0:06:08.000 And R and B oh? 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:08.200 Yeah? 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:14.040 DJ Servia Yeah he was knighted very early. He was. 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:18.840 But I think subscribe has a subscribe sounds like someone 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:21.120 that would have been from like Game of thrones back 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:24.520 the day anyway for you, Dave Dobbin or John Tugant. 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:27.400 I love them both. John two goods of Great New Zealander. 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:28.800 I spent a lot of time with him on the 0:06:29.120 --> 0:06:33.600 Brewery tour. Ye with Johnny, but I have to say 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:35.400 it's going to have to be the Dobber for me. 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:37.120 Yeah, the Dobbers. 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:41.000 He's more ingrained in my grow and my childhood and 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:41.880 he's still around. 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:45.000 Yeah, And I think my gut tells me this is 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:47.200 going to go. Dave Dobbin, I think he's a bit 0:06:47.200 --> 0:06:50.280 more of a national treasure, yeah than John too Good. 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:52.159 Is no disrespect to John to Good, who has my 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:55.600 full support and my vote. I also have probably one 0:06:55.600 --> 0:07:01.920 of my most humiliating memories in my working careers, John 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:05.760 toogod And it was we were at the Winter Pierce 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:10.120 down at the Powder keg and Ola Kearney, and so 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:14.040 LAB had just played. There were different times the Winter Pierce. Okay, 0:07:14.080 --> 0:07:16.440 so there were different times. There were different times, but 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:19.640 LAB was playing. There was I think Concord Dawn. I 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:20.680 might be confusing years. 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:23.040 Oh, No, Concord Dawn was year before the year before Anyway, 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:24.040 LAB played. 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:26.200 This place was packed out This was just when they 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:27.720 were starting to pop off a little bit. 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:31.320 I remember talking to Joel, the lead singer, about that event, 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:33.960 and HeCd was terrified that the stack of speakers was 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:36.080 actually going to fall forward and claps on people because we. 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:38.040 Were upstairs and I don't think they realized how many 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:40.680 people were coming. Yeah, and so when people were dancing, 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:46.760 the floor was bouncing as this old wooden hotel. Joel's 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:50.640 grandmother was upstairs. It was weird. Little balcony's just sitting 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:52.520 up there watching the whole gig. It was funny. It 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:54.760 was like a Romeo and Juliet type balcony, wasn't it 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:58.040 Stetler and Waldorf for us? Yeah, that was quite funny. Anyway, 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:00.480 So they play this place is ran. Like we said, 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:02.760 we thought the floor was going to collapse. Then it 0:08:02.960 --> 0:08:06.040 was my job, me and Maddy to get up and 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:08.520 introduce John too Good. I don't know why, but he 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:10.680 was dejaying afterwards. We probably got the order around the 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:11.040 wrong way. 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:11.760 Yeah. 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:14.960 The guy gives us the microphones and he goes I 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:16.440 just so you know, one of them might not work, 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:18.320 but we don't know which one because we mix them up. 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:22.559 So Okay, the vaguest piece of information I've ever been given. 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:25.040 So one of us has got a faulty microphone. Of 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:28.200 course it was me. We get up there, Matt says, 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:30.600 make a bit of noise for Lab, and everyone goes 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:32.840 crazy blah blah blah, and then I was like, who's 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:35.680 ready to see that? Good? My mic didn't work, and 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:38.200 so the only person, because everyone was making so much noise, 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:40.160 the only person who heard that was John too Good, 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:42.600 who was standing right next to me. And then everyone 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:45.240 went dead silent, and he was just like, I'm probably 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:47.320 gonna go take a shit if that's okay, And so 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:50.120 he went off to the toilet, took a ship, took 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:51.880 a shit, and that me and Maddy is standing there 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:56.480 with the microphones in our hands, were we'll be right back. 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:59.280 They played the house music and that's an experience move. 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:01.600 Then on two Goods behalf. It's like, I'm not coming 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:03.880 out until people are rabbit yeah. And as soon as 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:05.800 he came back out, people were going crazy and it 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:08.880 was a massive night. My next memory is eating a 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:11.320 banana with Lab backstage, and then my final memory is 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:13.720 of John Too Good standing in a doorway eating a 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:17.120 peer with a knife. That's all I remember from that night, 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:21.800 and so for me it's John too good. He always 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:25.000 he'll always have a place in my heart. But you 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:27.160 can vote for those on Facebook, on Instagram, go and 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:30.160 check it out and have your say, just quickly, like 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:33.120 a headline that really cut my eye. Sometimes sometimes this 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:35.280 just lands on your lap that's been sent through a 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:38.880 bunch of times as well. Sometimes they write themselves. Health 0:09:38.920 --> 0:09:42.480 New Zealand must apologize after a man was circumcised without 0:09:42.480 --> 0:09:43.280 his consent. 0:09:43.520 --> 0:09:45.840 Now, I've done some bit of research on this, because 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:47.120 I was like, you can't just whip. 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:50.480 A guy's foriof no as a rule. As a rule, 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:52.440 he I live by that rule. 0:09:52.480 --> 0:09:55.640 He misinterpreted the consent for him. That's that was his argument, 0:09:55.679 --> 0:10:00.720 because the consent was a circumcision may be required as 0:10:00.800 --> 0:10:03.040 a result of this procedure, you do you consent, and 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:03.400 he did. 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:06.400 He didn't. He didn't realized. He didn't realize. 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:08.240 He didn't realize that it was going to there was 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:10.319 a high chance that was going to get whipped off. Yeah, 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:13.760 so and it's a bit of confus I think it's 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:16.360 a bit of confusion that's all around this. A guy 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:21.440 didn't a guy didn't get put under to get his eyeball. 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:23.600 Operated on and wake up without a FOURY. Yeah, that's right. 0:10:23.679 --> 0:10:25.880 This wasn't appendicid, No he didn't. 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:28.600 He wasn't getting in knee operation waking up without a 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:31.440 foury that was already in the area. Yeah, it was 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:36.120 a four he related operation that I kind of know 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:36.720 the operation. 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:38.160 He was in his fifties. Yeah. 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:40.440 Sometimes this can happen where it tightens up and you 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:44.000 need to or there's an infection around there and. 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:44.880 Leave some pressure. 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:48.200 The easiest way is to get rid of the sleeping 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:49.120 beg lop it off. 0:10:50.480 --> 0:10:53.280 What I loved the most about this story was that 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:57.800 if you read further down his complaints. Chief among his 0:10:57.880 --> 0:11:04.240 complaints were a significant reduction and love making with his partner. 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:07.520 And I was like, significant, So my man was thrown 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:08.440 down before this. 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:14.200 Is everyone throws down more than they're getting. Let's be honest, Like, 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:16.120 what's more? We were doing it every night. 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:20.200 Mate, Yeah, every night, every other night. He's been married 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:24.640 for thirty years. Is not significant reduction. I was like, 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:28.040 oh wait, my man gets down, God bless him. And 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:29.680 if that is the case, I would have been pretty 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:33.439 frustrated as well. But this I can imagine as a journalist, 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:37.640 would you see this story come across your slow We 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:41.280 got one ring the bell. I'm setting the record for 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:42.720 clicks this week, I guarantee you. 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:44.719 Yeah, I bet you. There was a race on who 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:45.800 write the best headline? 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:49.199 Yeah, yeah, headline competition. I love that they just went 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:51.640 straight at it. They hid. They hid the headline as well. 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:55.679 Must apologize after a man was circumcised without his consent. 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:58.680 Yeah, that's slightly misleading their headline. He did give consent, 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:01.200 he just didn't realize that extent of his consent. 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:03.200 Yeah, it didn't just come out of left field. Also, 0:12:03.240 --> 0:12:04.680 what's he thrown down with his foruri? 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:06.760 That is reduced his love making? I know, I know 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:09.440 a couple of guys actually in their forties. He got 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:11.800 there for he removed, they planed. I mean, what was 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:14.319 he thrown down with his fury? I mean, there'll be 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:17.520 a period where, sure you're on the bench, you're riding 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:19.880 the pine for a wee while due to the operation. 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:23.360 So I can understand that period. I would assume also 0:12:23.520 --> 0:12:25.800 that there's always a false start when it comes to 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:29.400 this kind of thing where you think you've healed. I reckon, 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:32.880 we'll be right. Ah, we're not or is it his 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:37.199 partner this game? Is that what it looks like. Look, 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:38.520 I don't want to think too much about it, to 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:42.160 be honest, but God bless them, and hopefully he gets 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:44.959 back to putting up those mammoth numbers that he was beforehand. 0:12:45.040 --> 0:12:47.120 Yeah thought some press, thought some press. All right, let's 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:49.839 take a quick break when we come back. The Olympics 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:51.559 just keep on giving. So we're going to talk a 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:58.080 little more Olympics for a Tuesday. Another headline lane far 0:12:58.160 --> 0:13:00.840 less sensational than the last one. We discussed. The British 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:03.520 press reckon that we won the Olympics. Oh so it's 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:05.280 the headlines and a lot of the papers over there 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:08.720 they reckon. Athletes from New Zealand logged an impressive Hall 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:11.560 of twenty medals at Paris twenty twenty four despite having 0:13:11.559 --> 0:13:13.679 a population of just over five million. I didn't know 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:16.160 we were over five meal. Their rate of one medal 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:18.600 per two hundred and eighty five thousand people is the 0:13:18.640 --> 0:13:21.720 best among nations to win, at least for the summer. 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:23.960 That is a great qualifier. Yeah that's right. 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:27.160 I mean, look, I criticized Australia for saying that they 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:29.480 are the greater They claim to be the greatest Olympic 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:32.600 nation due to their per capita in the top ten. 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:36.400 That's what they claim was because we're eleven, Yes, motherfuckers. 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:39.199 Yeah, well but let's remember all of their golds have 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:41.720 been wiped out by raygun. That's right, So they are, 0:13:41.960 --> 0:13:43.160 they're way down the table now. 0:13:43.200 --> 0:13:45.079 And then we've been talking about it since Saint Lucia 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:47.360 won that gold, that we've been sitting in fourth. Yes, 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:50.520 because Dominica's above us Saint Lucia. There's one other whose 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:53.640 name escapes me, but I'm sure I'll be fact checked on. 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:55.800 And then we were like, yeah, but we're never going 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:58.440 to catch like Dominica. They only got seventy five thousand people, 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:00.840 so you're never going to catch them. Nah. So I 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:04.000 love the qualifier of four or more golds? Is it 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:07.200 four more medals or golds? Is it just metals? Either way? 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:11.040 Look, I think we should be extremely proud. I mean, 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:14.360 sitting eleventh. You go through that medal table and look 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:19.160 at some of the countries from eleven to sixty. 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:20.480 And there is some heavy hitters in there. I mean, 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:25.640 we fired some strays at India for being underrepresented in 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:27.720 the medal tally. They did not win a gold. They 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:30.680 won I think it was one medal per four hundred 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:33.200 and sixty eight million people in that country. 0:14:33.240 --> 0:14:36.600 They'll be angry that Pakistan want a gold in the JV. Yes, yeah, 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:40.000 so angry. You look at the javelin program in India 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:42.240 and look out in La. 0:14:42.440 --> 0:14:48.480 Yeah. Also while we're firing strays. Nigeria sixth highest population 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:50.120 in the world, they were way down the bottom of 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:52.320 the medal tally as well. And we did Canada. 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:56.280 Yeah, we did Canada, So I reckon, Look, it's pretty 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:57.840 amazing for such a small country. 0:14:57.840 --> 0:14:58.080 I know. 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:00.760 And we always we always hang on about it. 0:15:00.880 --> 0:15:03.080 The debate comes up around funding all the time while 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:05.640 we're funding sports. This is why we do it. Yeah, 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:06.480 this is why we do it. 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:10.800 And compared to other countries, our funding is minuscule, oh tiny, 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:13.480 to Australia in particular. 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:16.120 Yeah, oh definitely. I think even because we don't pay 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:19.480 our athletes when they when they win a thing. Oh, 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:22.040 Sean Johnson's going to pay them, apparently, is he? When 0:15:22.040 --> 0:15:23.520 they come back? Sweet, it's going to give them a 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:25.240 grand But then they have to go on as podcast, 0:15:25.360 --> 0:15:28.160 so it's like, what are you actually paying for? He 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:33.840 was give you a thousand on the podcast. I think 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:36.440 that Serbia get like three hundred thousand dollars if they 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:39.560 win a gold medal, and I just think that, yeah, 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:41.400 you're right, this is exactly why we do it. Yeah, 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:43.200 so that once every four years we could just be 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:45.040 we can cry about it, remember us. Yeah. 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:48.480 And also the next two Olympics they are rippers as well, 0:15:48.520 --> 0:15:51.440 because we've got La. So look that's just one flight 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:53.840 from here and we've got severe air lines going in it. 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:56.520 Not often that we have an Olympics in which you 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:58.600 can jump on a plane and land at the destination. 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:01.400 So La. Then we've got Brizzie. 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:05.120 Now, now Brizzy if you think swimming in the Seine 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:08.800 was dangerous and Brizzy they've got fucking bull sharks in there. 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:11.920 Like everyone talks about the sharks and the scene river 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:15.520 this myth. Yeah, there's no myth in Brizzy. There's fucking bull. 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:16.040 Sharks in there. 0:16:16.720 --> 0:16:18.680 Surely they're not they're not going to do the trithlon 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:20.000 in the fucking brown snake out. 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:24.080 The records are going to be broken, people are going 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:27.200 to go down. Yeah, it'd be exciting. I'd rather watch 0:16:27.240 --> 0:16:30.280 that than fucking swimming past the cafe into a upstream, 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:32.480 you know, in a river of poos. I'd like to 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:33.960 get a little sharkgun. 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:36.240 So yeah, I that Ossie one is going to be immense. 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:38.240 I reckon, I reckon. Ozzy will do a great job. 0:16:38.280 --> 0:16:40.040 Americans will do a great job. So we're in for 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:43.800 eight years of If they're going to anything like the 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:45.040 Paris One, it's going to be amazing. 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:49.480 I love the juxtaposition of the closing ceremony because then 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:53.520 obviously they pass over to the next host. So Paris, France, 0:16:53.560 --> 0:16:56.200 they were doing their avant garde bullshit. You know, it 0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:59.600 was all fucking weird, real art scene blah blah blah. 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:01.760 They was so all of themselves in this, but it 0:17:01.800 --> 0:17:05.480 was quite so French. It was so French. And then 0:17:06.160 --> 0:17:08.639 in comes Tom Cruise to dive off the top of 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:11.360 the thing, ride a motorbike about fifteen meters to pick 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:14.480 up the fucking thing. It was just like it was 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:16.640 the most USA thing of all time. Did they play 0:17:16.840 --> 0:17:22.000 Milkauck Yeah, Red Hot Chili, Pepper's blasting, then Snoop Dogg 0:17:22.040 --> 0:17:24.600 and Billie Eilish. For some reason, it should have it 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:25.680 should have been Team America. 0:17:25.840 --> 0:17:27.680 They would have been and get the whole crowd to 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:29.800 go fuck yeah. 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:32.679 So that's going to be in LA And there's a 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:34.479 bunch of articles going around at the moment of all 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:37.840 of the sports that will and won't be included. Obviously 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:41.439 off the back of Ygun, everybody's clicking on the headline 0:17:41.480 --> 0:17:43.879 that breakdancing's not going to be included. I think that 0:17:44.000 --> 0:17:46.399 was decided before it was. She did that. 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:48.800 She did put the name on the coffins should have. 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:51.160 Cricket is going to be at the twenty twenty eight 0:17:51.160 --> 0:17:52.439 Olympic Games. 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:55.119 Excellent t twenties, excellent news for India. 0:17:55.560 --> 0:17:58.320 Yes, it's not going to help them in the per 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:02.480 capita no, make it gold. Yeah. Yeah, it's going to 0:18:02.640 --> 0:18:04.560 have to be another one of these tournaments that starts 0:18:04.560 --> 0:18:07.840 like the football and the sevens before the opening ceremony. 0:18:08.040 --> 0:18:10.160 Crecket tournament is going to take No. 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:12.399 No, they can complete the teaching the World Cup in 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:14.800 two weeks. Remember they did it in the Caribbean. And 0:18:14.840 --> 0:18:18.080 I'll have less nations too. I imagine they won't have 0:18:18.160 --> 0:18:20.080 as many as they had in the Cricket World Cup. 0:18:20.119 --> 0:18:23.080 Maybe they'll be a qualifier. Yeah, that'll be another That'll 0:18:23.119 --> 0:18:25.760 be another brilliant one opportunity for us to win as well. 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:30.399 But I wonder if if the control the power of 0:18:31.200 --> 0:18:34.800 Indian cricket. Well, but heads will be at odds with 0:18:34.840 --> 0:18:36.480 the International Olympic Committee. 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:38.480 Oh please put the Olympics on at the same time 0:18:38.480 --> 0:18:41.720 as the IPL Oh yeah, and then watch for the 0:18:41.720 --> 0:18:42.920