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Speaker 1: The z M podcast Network, The Flesh Worn and Haley

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Speaker 1: Big Pod.

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Speaker 2: Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to

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Speaker 2: every days Fleshhorn and Haley, Thank you Breaden, Good morning,

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Fletschhorn and Hailey. Happy Friday.

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Speaker 2: It took a while to get here, I saying it

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Speaker 2: was a long week. Well, big show today, Big Consonant

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Speaker 2: announce We've got a big fatty on her hands. Big

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Speaker 2: Constant announcement at eight o'clock this morning. Plus we've got

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Speaker 2: a special guest joining us. Someone you met last weekend.

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Speaker 2: This is my close personal friend. Just you, your close

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Speaker 2: personal friend, got a few famous friends, someone that we

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Speaker 2: all grew up watching on our little Britain TV screens. Hell, yeah,

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Speaker 2: this is exciting. David Walliams joins us via zoom. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He is touring the Southern Hemisphere. He's in Australia at

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Speaker 1: the moment, bouncing around and then he's going to come

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Speaker 1: over to Auckland very soon with a kids show and

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Speaker 1: an adult show because he writes amazing kids books.

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Speaker 3: Is your kids read some of these?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my mum's that's what my mum regularly gets the girls.

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Speaker 2: David Williams box. He's the modern rawd oh wow, that's

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Speaker 2: really huge praise but fitting, I believe, really the scriptive,

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Speaker 2: really wacky weird. So he does a kids show earlier

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Speaker 2: in the day at like three o'clock and then rolls

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Speaker 2: into an adult like does some of the little bread

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Speaker 2: and characters are so excited to chat to him. He's

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Speaker 2: on the show after eight o'clock this morning, plus the

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Speaker 2: last chances to go in the Drawer to see Sabrina

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Speaker 2: camp and live in La There'll be a mother trucker

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Speaker 2: activated before seven. The drawer is later today the callback

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Speaker 2: our final trip. So this is the first. Yeah, backing out.

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Speaker 1: With Alien at the VMA's yesterday, go hurt. Gosh, she's small.

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Speaker 2: Little pocket rock.

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Speaker 3: She's so how tall is she?

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Speaker 2: Five foot at the most? I think we might have

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Speaker 2: a subvive you reckon, we could have a sub fiver

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Speaker 2: so little it's like a baby one two cinemet. So

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Speaker 2: that's shorter than Indy my daughter, maybe a smidge taller

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Speaker 2: than August crazy.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Okay, four foot nine, four foot nine, that's how tool

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Speaker 2: she is.

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Speaker 1: It's so little four point nine feet yeah, four foot nine, yeah, nah.

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Speaker 2: Nit, Because isn't there twelve inches in a foot, so

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Speaker 2: four point nine feet would be like four. Did you

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Speaker 2: figure out what you're doing for the top six? Well,

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Speaker 2: I was.

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Speaker 3: I knew, I knew that would happen.

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Speaker 2: We were on Instagram. Yeah, we were getting out of

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Speaker 2: We were trying to get a dope Maine hit from

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Speaker 2: a real to really kick start the shther than just

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Speaker 2: chat to each.

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Speaker 3: Other in real No, no, no, no, we didn't.

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Speaker 2: Do that at all. Right, Oh no, we did chat.

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Speaker 2: I said, what are you doing? You said, watch them

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Speaker 2: on Instagram? And I said, after that dope mean hit.

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Speaker 2: She's like, and I said, I'm gons send you one,

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Speaker 2: and you one guy misjudging jumping through a hole and

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Speaker 2: trying to get into a poor but he hit the glass.

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Speaker 2: Balustraders didn't shattered. Next, on the show, you remember a

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Speaker 2: while ago, we talked about some countries in Europe bringing

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Speaker 2: in fines based on how much you earn in your job.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's it's happened.

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Speaker 2: Eating a lawyer has been pulled over for tailgating and

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Speaker 2: has been given a ticket. Now he's a lawyer and

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Speaker 2: earns a lot of money. I want to tell you

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Speaker 2: how much he was fined. Next, Santesta plays Florn and

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Speaker 2: Haley Born lands a tailgate.

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Speaker 3: I love the tailgate. You shouldn't tailgate.

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Speaker 2: We'll move up tarergate like a little tailgate. But you

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Speaker 2: were tail getting other cars? Yeah, because they're bigger and

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Speaker 2: has better and capt safety racks, well a three star

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Speaker 2: safe you're aating or really make you leave that two

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Speaker 2: second rule? Yeah, but it does. A Swiss lawyer was

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Speaker 2: pulled over. This happened last year, but it's in court

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Speaker 2: at the moment. He was pulled over for tailgating in front.

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Speaker 2: Sorry in Swiss on a motorway. Now dangerous driving because

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Speaker 2: just be a fine right in any country whatever, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: based on I don't know what do we have fines

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Speaker 2: for tailgating here? I've never heard anyone remember there was

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Speaker 2: a bit of a stint when the ad was on

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Speaker 2: for the don't don't be a full don't break the

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Speaker 2: two second rule and Peter Browns so long ago, I know,

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Speaker 2: but I remember a few people getting like warnings or

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Speaker 2: distance if you're on like the motorway. Probably speak Yeah,

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Speaker 2: someone I know's parents were like when I was at

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Speaker 2: parents got like got the speaker from the cops when

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Speaker 2: they're get back off. Well, so he was there was

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Speaker 2: an unsafe distance between twenty six to forty feet, so

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Speaker 2: he was fined, but has been challenging that in court

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Speaker 2: because Switzerland have started finding based on what you earn. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: because rich people don't give a ship, do they like

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Speaker 2: they think the world's you earn millions of dollars. What's

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Speaker 2: like a parking what's a twenty dollars dollar parking ticket?

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Speaker 2: You know, like you just park wherever you want, you

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Speaker 2: park on the lines. It's one hundred bucks or whatever.

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Speaker 2: You just pay it, right, So what they've done is

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Speaker 2: made fines in relation to what you earn. And that

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Speaker 2: is why this driver what he earns. So it's Swiss

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Speaker 2: francs one point seven million Swiss francs a year, so

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Speaker 2: that's it's a dollar one. It's about just under three

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Speaker 2: mil or two point eight New Zealand million dollars a year.

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Speaker 2: That's what he earns. His line is he hot no picture,

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Speaker 2: it's only only a picture of a BMW.

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Speaker 1: Because remember I was I I had a moment where

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Speaker 1: I was going to marry into a very rich Swiss family.

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Speaker 2: And why did you say name?

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Speaker 1: Oh he was too nice, he was too sort of

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Speaker 1: sweet and soft.

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Speaker 2: He was so lovely.

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Speaker 1: No, he was very tall, but he was like sort

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Speaker 1: of just a sweet, lovely man. And it wasn't when

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Speaker 1: you asked his thoughts in World War two?

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Speaker 4: Is that a profession? Start?

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, when we're going to his house and

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Speaker 1: it was like a manor, like the gods and grounds.

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Speaker 2: So in US dollars one hundred and sixteen thousand dollars

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Speaker 2: for one fine for tailgating for one fine, because he

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Speaker 2: earns that much money, isn't that insane?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Now that's a lot of money.

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Speaker 2: Even if you earn it's just a million New Zealand

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Speaker 2: dollars one hundred and sixty thousand. I don't know if

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Speaker 3: I mean it's still a lot. Yeah, that's still a

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Speaker 5: Damn it.

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Speaker 1: That that stings? You feel that regardless of how much

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Speaker 1: money you've got. Oh, don't stop, men, No, you could

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Speaker 1: have been living in the Swiss Alps, but then you'd

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Speaker 1: have this sometimes I know, but he would have just

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Speaker 1: been so lovely, Haley. I always think sometimes I would

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Speaker 1: like for you to be my girlfriend. He was a

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Speaker 1: liaison officer for the Swiss Army at the Barsil tattoo

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Speaker 1: for the knives. No, not for the Swiss Army knives

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Speaker 1: and the actual Swiss Army at the Basel tattoo in

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Speaker 1: Switzerland when I performed there as a marching girl and

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Speaker 1: we met, and then he sort of followed me to

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Speaker 1: for a bit and yeah, did he give me his

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Speaker 1: dog tags? Gave me his military dog tags name on them.

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Speaker 3: But not as Swiss Army knife, not a.

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Speaker 1: Swiss Army knife. Oh, he did give me a Swiss

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Speaker 1: Armony knife. And then and then I was in London

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Speaker 1: and he said he'd fly me over to Switzerland to

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Speaker 1: go to attend this military ball with him, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Did he give you some second hand stuff from shop

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Speaker 2: that his army was running? No, no, he didn't get

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Speaker 2: confiscated from I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no sick hand goods.

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Speaker 2: That was a Salvation Army joke. Didn't. Didn't joked about

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Speaker 2: stealing nasty old yeah, stuff like that. No, it wasn't.

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Speaker 2: It was a salvation army joke. I didn't Land. I

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Speaker 2: didn't Land. I didn't land Land. Okay, okay, I'm sure

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Speaker 2: he's happy now. Some terrible start to Monday for me. Monday,

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Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, I think it was Monday. Oh we I

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Speaker 2: be thinking it's Friday, and now I.

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Speaker 4: Think it's Monday.

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Speaker 3: You just need to go home.

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Speaker 2: I think just how you mean drinking this week? Brather,

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Speaker 2: I have a picture of mouth, go back to it.

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Speaker 3: I think you might need a few more wets off

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Speaker 3: to be honest.

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Speaker 6: It Flint Boorne and Hailey Sley, it is so silly, silly,

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Speaker 6: silly that.

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Speaker 2: It s all a little poll today for the makeup.

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Speaker 2: Whereas do you do you wear winged eyeliner?

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Speaker 1: Still it was my go to lock for I reckon

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Speaker 1: ten years always. It's not like a full bloody amy winehouse.

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Speaker 2: Just a little flick at the end. Was at the

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Speaker 2: end of the eye. Yeah, yeah, Flicky, what are you doing?

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Speaker 2: You're doing the flick? Yeah? But what are you doing? Eyeliner?

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Speaker 2: Look what? I just keep going a little bit more?

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Speaker 2: You got it?

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Speaker 3: Well, it's the reason we asked this question.

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Speaker 2: It's Kins itself. Macy.

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Speaker 1: Look, old Kins is down a fashion. I don't do

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Speaker 1: it as much like if I I won't do it

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Speaker 1: as much. But every now and then I'll just I'll

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Speaker 1: chuck it back on and I love that.

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Speaker 2: You know. Eighty percent of people said not anymore. Okay,

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Speaker 2: thirteen per yes, love it. It's time to retire.

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Speaker 1: Talking a wind liner on today.

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Speaker 2: Well, when tomorrow, when your dress is a pirate for

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Speaker 2: the quiz night, very pirate. Yeah, I'm going to go

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Speaker 2: full makeup full they get maybe Lene though back in

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Speaker 2: the day they raided other the Yeah, and they pop

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Speaker 2: out their little parrot, their telescope, and that's they are.

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Speaker 2: What be that ship on the horizon? Maybe she was

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Speaker 2: born with it? Maybe? Okay?

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Speaker 1: What what do the women say?

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Speaker 2: I can't do it no matter how hard I trices, Samantha,

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Speaker 2: I'm very good at it, Samantha. And then Amanda says

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Speaker 2: it just takes away too long. Lol.

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Speaker 1: Someone should name the kids, Samanda. I just mad those

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Speaker 1: two names Nick Amanda.

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Speaker 2: Well that's what when I said it in my mind

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Speaker 2: they rhymed sell Amanda. I was like, from Samantha to Amanda.

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Speaker 2: And then when I say that loud, internal rhyme is

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Speaker 2: internal rhyme. Yeah, thanks, that's what Notorious be a g

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Speaker 2: used than some of the internal rhyme he does many

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Speaker 2: uses a lot. Yeah, it's really very clear.

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Speaker 1: It's actually can't appreciate in end rhymes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because you only like nineties pop rock like Tredles down. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: well that was too Yeah, well.

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Speaker 3: That was more toothound gripped.

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Speaker 2: If I go crazy and that, well, you've still being

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Speaker 2: my superman. We are we Are song. You shut up.

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Speaker 1: Every now and again, says Carol, But only a little one.

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Speaker 2: As I get older as a makeup artist, I can

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Speaker 2: confirm it's.

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Speaker 3: Definitely still a regular request.

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Speaker 2: so I draw complainly. Oh yes, I've got that voucher

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Speaker 2: for care taking. We've got to use that, okay, simply must.

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Speaker 2: proposed new law. It's happening. It's happening, okay. Great. From

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Speaker 2: March twenty twenty six, it'll be so eighteen months they

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Speaker 2: give than you to sort out. Will be compulsory for

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Speaker 2: all gift cards to have a minimum three year expiry date. WELLSA,

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Speaker 2: this is a fair Trading Gift Card expire Amendment Bill,

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Speaker 2: So it's bringing some consistency to gift cards, which prior

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Speaker 1: you could always write it and be like, hey this

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Speaker 1: Nothing worse because you're just you've just given them a

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Speaker 2: Okay, if you have used Prizzy my brother sen Fraezy cards, yeah,

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Speaker 1: A little digital gift.

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Speaker 2: We just found out you can, like there's an app

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Speaker 2: could change into PlayStation credit on the app. It's a

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Speaker 2: really good and it doesn't the expired reminds you. All right, okay, anyway,

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Speaker 2: six are very clear when it's spawn. Oh yes, al

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Speaker 2: say spawn hash hashtag ad spawn partnership, top sex. Other

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Speaker 2: rules we need for gift cards is today stop sex

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Speaker 2: because this is good. They're going to have a three

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Speaker 2: And he's six more number six on the list. The

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Speaker 2: person you're paying with a gift card isn't allowed to

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Speaker 2: this effort, helping you peck that out. You see.

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Speaker 3: Some people don't like it when it's like a Christmas

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Speaker 2: I love them. They're great when you're when you're the

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Speaker 2: they're like, you know how you just spent three quarters

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're like, you that little thing on the

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Speaker 2: Gift card is exactly the right amount. Number five on

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Speaker 2: the list of the top six other rules we needed

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Speaker 2: for gift cards. They need to constantly remind you they exist.

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Speaker 2: Nothing sucks more than spending money to the shop and

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Speaker 2: I got outdoor store gift cards once. Oh yeah, right,

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Speaker 2: you rush regularly. Yeah, you go there once every two

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Speaker 3: If I haven't used it at the outdoor store.

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Speaker 2: I went back and spin damn on a dry a

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Speaker 2: really good quality dry bag or lovely.

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Speaker 1: Lovely love, I'd buy a hat some Ham.

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Speaker 4: Give.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't am I crazy for wanting to buy across Now

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Speaker 2: a cross fun shooting across by so much power. I'm

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Speaker 2: buying one of the way home. Oh my god, yeah great,

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Can we play with that?

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Speaker 1: The only problem is when you sit on your dick

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you need to hay bales, pillows.

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Speaker 1: It's pictures of our enemies. Yeah, enemy enemy. Put I

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Speaker 2: She's calling you out, boots. Wow. Number four on the

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Speaker 2: A little thank you smirch on usage. Oh yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: and you put your cheek and they give you a

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Speaker 2: little kiss on the cheek, a little smirk. You got

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Speaker 1: They could do the other side turf they European.

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Speaker 2: Do you think we could start all kissing on the morning? Okay,

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Speaker 2: rules we need for gift cards. If it's for a restaurant,

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Speaker 2: grab one voucher or vouchers for a discard and you

437
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 2: always needed the toilet. You should be allowed to sit

438
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,600
Speaker 2: with the ordinary people and aren't getting a discount. Technically

439
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 2: you paid for price of that gift card. Someone paid

440
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,399
Speaker 2: for it at a different time. Number two on the

441
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,000
Speaker 2: list of the top six other rules we needed for

442
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 2: gift cards. Better surface to write on them. You know

443
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 2: you're running to and from on them. The pins don't

444
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,360
Speaker 2: work and the sharp is never set. Yeah, and they're

445
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 2: too small for a sharpie. Have a little weird kind

446
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:13,679
Speaker 2: of matt strip. Yeah, you ring like on an F possible. Finally,

447
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,560
Speaker 2: now the back of an F post card for signing,

448
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,480
Speaker 2: because that was shopping for it for me. I've got

449
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,920
Speaker 2: a big wavy signature, big curly whirley, and I feel

450
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:26,159
Speaker 2: really constricted, restricted by tiny stifled.

451
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 3: They're they're putting me in a box in a large rectangle.

452
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,679
Speaker 2: I might put that on the in the corner. The

453
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,680
Speaker 2: things that the Communs Commission can have a word to

454
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 2: banks about.

455
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, just if the whole back of the card could

456
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 1: be signable. What else is the back of the card

457
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 1: doing nothing with t's and c's.

458
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, put them in an email. Could have been an email.

459
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 2: I'm not reading that. And number one and the less

460
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,959
Speaker 2: of the top sex other rules we need for gift cards.

461
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,120
Speaker 2: If you don't use it within the three years, when

462
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,639
Speaker 2: you go in to use it, the doors behind you

463
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 2: on the short store shirt and everyone who works it

464
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,919
Speaker 2: gets the point and laugh at you because an expired

465
00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,440
Speaker 2: gift card, you had three years to do it. Yeah, yeah,

466
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:00,920
Speaker 2: you're great.

467
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, they should have to donate the money to charity.

468
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:06,439
Speaker 2: Than I've always thought was I'd love to know that

469
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 2: economics of not cashed in gift cards. Yeah, I think so.

470
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,719
Speaker 2: I think it would be there would be millions and

471
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 2: millions of dollars in the.

472
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:17,360
Speaker 1: Thought.

473
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,639
Speaker 2: Do you remember only weeks ago in New Zealand and

474
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 2: their earnings said that however many million credits are still

475
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 2: on Yeah, yeah, they're about to expire. How does it

476
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 2: impact your stock? Right, because that's the thing you've always

477
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,360
Speaker 2: If you were doing one year gift cards, you kind

478
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:38,120
Speaker 2: of could allow three years over multiple financial years. Here's

479
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 2: an article the economics of unused gift cards from podcast

480
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 2: The Daily No at the one year mark just under

481
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 2: eighty percent of cards are redeemed, and as time passes,

482
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,120
Speaker 2: they are less and less likely to see any light

483
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:54,639
Speaker 2: of day at any given time. Teen to nineteen percent

484
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:58,159
Speaker 2: of gift card balances remain undeemed, and around six percent

485
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 2: of gift cards are never used. Six percent. Yeah, yeah,

486
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 2: six percent. That's a I thought it would have been higher.

487
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 1: You gonna use them when you get them, that's the

488
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 1: best way.

489
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,679
Speaker 2: Yes, quite smart. Well, and another headline from CBS News,

490
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,920
Speaker 2: billions of dollars worth of gift cards go unspent every year.

491
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 2: That's just an America alone. Oh dear bloody bit.

492
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,160
Speaker 3: Dig out your gift cards today and.

493
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 2: Spend up this weekend with money that doesn't really exist,

494
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,480
Speaker 2: or the irony like dig up all the gift cards

495
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 2: you got for Christmas and start your Christmas shopping. Oh

496
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:33,439
Speaker 2: my god, yeah, give back free Christmas shopping.

497
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, play fledged Thorn and Haley.

498
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 2: Ready Ready baby Flege porn and Hailey. It's four minutes

499
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 2: away from seven Go bags. Yeah, familiar with them. I

500
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 2: know that a lot of like the journalists have them

501
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 2: go bags. Yeah yeah. And you've got to leave any

502
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 2: cover of story on a whim. They've got a little

503
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:01,119
Speaker 2: like toilet yeah, change a one bit different. This is

504
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 2: like a natural disaster, emergency evacuation go bag. Baron used

505
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 2: to have the Aaron used to make one for us.

506
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 3: Well, we should all, we should all have them.

507
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 2: We live in a new ceiling. Everyone got the sea

508
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:16,120
Speaker 2: deck kits after the Christier's earthquakes. Everyone had a wheel

509
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,439
Speaker 2: wheely been with like three days of water in it

510
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,160
Speaker 2: and all so you could wheel it down the road.

511
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 2: And that's a idea because I get advertised every now

512
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 2: and again like those kind of things. If I was

513
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 2: gonna do one of those Chucks and studio wheels on it. Though,

514
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 2: as someone who dragged wheelbit down an eighty meter driveway,

515
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 2: they didn't want to drink brag about the length of

516
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 2: my driveway. But it's an it's nice. You've got a

517
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 2: nice and he's got a long one. He's got a

518
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 2: long and then the biggest wheels, not the best wheels,

519
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,359
Speaker 2: and a wheli but I'd upgrade them to a maybe

520
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 2: even an inflatable. You do risk puncture, though, maybe you

521
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 2: could go those rubber ones that are fully fooled up

522
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 2: with more rubber sand just so they roll a bit.

523
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,199
Speaker 2: But yeah, okay, it's just my little tip for a

524
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,640
Speaker 2: seed deck. Well this was an America. But in America

525
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 2: they asked and they did it. I'm getting there, but

526
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 2: I just feel like, if you're going to tell us

527
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:10,919
Speaker 2: give people, to give people the were just stalled on

528
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 2: your long driveway.

529
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got a nice long driveway. It was more putting.

530
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 2: A good seat of tires on your wheel bind if

531
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 2: you're turning it into a seed deck.

532
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,199
Speaker 3: Again, we're stalled on something that the driveway.

533
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:24,400
Speaker 2: I would put the water halfway out to You don't

534
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,159
Speaker 2: want the water at the bottom all the top. That

535
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 2: would bottled water, bottled water. Yeah, yeah, you're not just

536
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:35,439
Speaker 2: pouring you know, just anyways pouring water and that slushing

537
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 2: around the bottom.

538
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 1: Everyone dipping a straw to the water sack.

539
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 2: So they a murricans what they would put in. They

540
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 2: asked some what they would take if they had five

541
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 2: minutes to pack a bag, exactly what I just said.

542
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 2: I think you did a quiet back to grab bags

543
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 2: from the sea. Because now people are thinking about a

544
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:58,160
Speaker 2: WHEELI bineven grab bag bag into a bag.

545
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,360
Speaker 1: It's differently what I put in a wheel bit bag.

546
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 1: It's smaller than you've got to load it really quickly.

547
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 2: And you gotta be able to carry it on you. Well,

548
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:07,000
Speaker 2: they divided it by generations, as they like to do.

549
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 2: They put the generations against each other, they do gin

550
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 2: Z's more likely to grab This is again I think

551
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 2: I was painting them in a bad light. I've met

552
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 2: some recently that re installed my faith in the younger

553
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 2: generation sold to Genio, Well, that would probably be on

554
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,080
Speaker 2: the list. Their laptop.

555
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: Thirty five percent of people would grab a laptop.

556
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 2: And a bit. An emergent was their priority grab item,

557
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 2: I guess, because then when you get to an area,

558
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 2: maybe like an emergency evacuation station, they might have emergency

559
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 2: Wi Fi set up so you can let people know

560
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 2: your phone. You've got your phone. What can't you do

561
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 2: on your phone? Yeah, pair of shoes was the same

562
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 2: at thirty five percent. Thirty percent grabbing their prescription medication.

563
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 2: God knows, it'd be an anxious time. Your anxiety means

564
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 2: to keep all that at gen X though, if you

565
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 2: go there go the other end of the spectrum. Family

566
00:28:56,360 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 2: albums forty three would grab their who's still are you doing?

567
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 3: Old school albums? People?

568
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 2: Yeah? The cloud, No, get the photos and stuff before

569
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,719
Speaker 2: the cloud, before the cloud existed. What are you grabbing.

570
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 2: I'm grabbing.

571
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: I'm grabbing snacks. I'm just going to the pantrum getting snacks.

572
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 1: If I'm in a panic, I've got five minutes and

573
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 1: I don't have a gray bag on the go. I'm

574
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: getting snacks. I'm getting and socks and some comfy shoes.

575
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: I'm getting a little something past time. Just going to

576
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 1: my little side of minds past time. You know, you

577
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 1: don't know when I'm going to be.

578
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 2: As emergency showder You hormones don't turn off if you're

579
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 2: taking your hand, so you've got your ready to go.

580
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 1: I just want something a little bit extra charging packs

581
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: of that never dies.

582
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 3: I was going to say, you're going to be right,

583
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 3: you go bag.

584
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: That's my bag.

585
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 2: Grab your cat. Didn't grab your cat. Bad parents, your cat,

586
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 2: he's gone to head.

587
00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 3: Bad parents, play play.

588
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 2: It's the fine. We do this every Friday. We rank

589
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:15,479
Speaker 2: things today colors of cats.

590
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 1: I actually messaged the group chat this morning saying, running

591
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: a little late and some delicious cat cuddles.

592
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 2: I thought that was euphemism. No it it wasn't. It

593
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 2: was a little cold and you were just getting some snuggles,

594
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 2: you know.

595
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 1: I just picked them up and pulled them up to

596
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 1: my chest in his state, and so I was like, oh,

597
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: stay in beautiful.

598
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 2: Bit, I'm just gonna get straight into it. Number one, ginger,

599
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 2: number two, tabby to mixed thing. Number three black.

600
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 1: Okay, do you know black cats are the least adopted

601
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: cats in the world because people are superstisious.

602
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 2: Which is ridiculous because cats are right up there.

603
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: I grew up with a black cat. Yeah, so cute

604
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: named Shack, and we're named her Shack.

605
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 2: I was a child because it was a large black cat.

606
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ was allowed to name her.

607
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 7: Time.

608
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 2: Okay, five years old. I have a Christian blue. You

609
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 2: know British blues? Is that gray or is it?

610
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 1: My cat's gray but not a British blue.

611
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 2: Okay, well I'm going to go I'm going to go

612
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 2: gray and then I'll go black, Yeah, and then I'll

613
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 2: go ginger. What about white? Yeah, we had an all

614
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 2: white cat at one of our flats and his name

615
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 2: was Louis and he was deaf. They are white something.

616
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 2: White cats are far more prone to being and you've

617
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 2: also got to put sunscreen on this schnozzies or they

618
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 2: get cancer.

619
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 4: Yeah.

620
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: White and gray and where you have to put some

621
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: block on his white birds?

622
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 2: What sunblock do you use? Like some block? Normal?

623
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: We have cat because then they go and lick it

624
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: off and stuff.

625
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 2: And get poisoned or something.

626
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 1: Okay, what about have you ever said brown cat?

627
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 2: Sixty five to eighty five percent of all white cats

628
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 2: with blue eyes are deaf? Really?

629
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know that white cats with non blue eyes.

630
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 2: I'm going to go. I'm going to go gray, black.

631
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: Ginger ginger cat cute, Okay, Hailey. When you see a

632
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 1: brown cat, like when they're like brown.

633
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're sort of cute, and the very rear

634
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 2: a brown cat like a chocolate colored like at yeah,

635
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 2: that kind of color.

636
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: Barely ever see them. I've got to go gray like

637
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: a boome. You can get brown Havana. Brown is a

638
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 1: bred of cat. That's that's that's very darky.

639
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:52,560
Speaker 2: That's brown. That's brown.

640
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to go.

641
00:32:54,080 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 2: This is a very brown cat. Tortoise, different tortoise and tabby.

642
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 2: Should we have remarkably cute brown cat?

643
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's like my cat.

644
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:07,239
Speaker 2: But that's just a cute cat. Yeah, it's like short here.

645
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 3: But terrible behavior.

646
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 2: Literally the worst behavior, like children snack it or medicated please.

647
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: Because like Tabby, is this tortoise tortoise?

648
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:24,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tabby.

649
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to go gray number one because my

650
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: roley boys sweet. But he's gray and white petchy gray yeah,

651
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: not not British, that's part of the mutt mongrel. Yeah.

652
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: Am I going ginger or black or tabby or tabby?

653
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: Like tabby Tabby cats are the friendliest cats.

654
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 2: I love all cats, all cats.

655
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 3: I withdraw.

656
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 2: That's not care. We've not asked cat breeds. We have

657
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 2: asked cat colors.

658
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: We went during lockdown. We came across a cat called

659
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: Van and he had pube like texture, was rough and curly.

660
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: Wi why and he was like a beige And I

661
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: think about Van all the time.

662
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,320
Speaker 2: You're kinder. But he wasn't Siamese.

663
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:12,479
Speaker 1: He was praggedy, puby and he followed us around Flitch

664
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 1: his nickname in high school, pub pub raggar.

665
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god, look at this tracing.

666
00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 8: Hard?

667
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 4: It was hard.

668
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 2: Puberty was awful.

669
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,800
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going gray number one and then a withdrawal.

670
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,840
Speaker 2: You can't, you can't withdraw. Just say two other colors

671
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 2: of cat that you're seeing cats. One's got to be

672
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,839
Speaker 2: ginger and one's going to because I was.

673
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 1: And Tabby Yeah, but then what all the tabbies just

674
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 1: think she didn't pick me?

675
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god, terrible somebody turned in halfway through into

676
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,399
Speaker 2: human hair colors. And then though it was really weird

677
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 2: when he started to describing it tortoise shell, He didn't.

678
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 1: She have a sort of a mousey tortoise shell play

679
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 1: and Hayley, I believe Fletch, Vonn and Helly.

680
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:07,839
Speaker 2: Are hid in the road. I believe I can fly.

681
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 2: And I was like, I don't know if.

682
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,840
Speaker 1: You would not be r kellyang in this day and age. No,

683
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: we are going to the Hawks Bay to Hawks Base.

684
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 2: We were.

685
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 1: We were invited because we have been so influential in

686
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: the sway of the naming of the fire truck for.

687
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 2: Hawks Bay Airport. This is a new fire truck that

688
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 2: they're getting. They held a competition, yeah.

689
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 1: And we got behind very hard Dame Judy Drench, and

690
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 1: they caught wind of this because the votes were so

691
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,920
Speaker 1: heavily swayed in that way that they invited us to

692
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 1: the naming cermony and producer car when we said yesterday

693
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: could we go let's talk to Ross and we said

694
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: stuff that guy, Let's go what's the latest.

695
00:35:56,280 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 2: Uh, we've got a fight. Yes. Are we going to

696
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 2: arrive early enough to go to a winery? I'm not

697
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 2: sure about a winery.

698
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 1: It's just such a beautiful region fornery. We get there,

699
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: such a oh my god. So we're going to the

700
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: to the ceremony.

701
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 9: Yep, we're gonna go to the ceremony. She's told me

702
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 9: some details on like how we're gonna reveal it, what

703
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 9: we can do on air.

704
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 2: It's gonna be fun going.

705
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 4: I love this.

706
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 2: We're gonna be.

707
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,760
Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna broadcast live from Seed Airport.

708
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,680
Speaker 9: Yes, so at the Aero Club, which is just a

709
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 9: little bit off the runway.

710
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 2: I've been to an aero club before. Do they have

711
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 2: aero bars?

712
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 3: I quite like the aerated chocolate text.

713
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 2: I haven't seen one of those buy you one machine.

714
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 4: Men?

715
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 2: Get an a milky bar? What I'm looking right now?

716
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 2: I'm looking at it with my own did they? God?

717
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:04,399
Speaker 2: Damn eyes? Able'll let we've got distracted from the Okay,

718
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 2: if we're going to broadcast from an aero club, we

719
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 2: have to have an aero bar. But it's got to

720
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 2: be ments the best one.

721
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 9: Do you think Costco will have a box or something

722
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 9: like that.

723
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 3: Okay, so we can go along to the ceremony.

724
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 2: We've got flights. Oh yeah, okay, it's milky bad, but

725
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 2: it's covered in chocolate. Yeah. I just think it's the

726
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 2: flavor of milky bart in the middle and.

727
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,799
Speaker 1: The let's just head a classic mint. Okay, let's not

728
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: get too funky.

729
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 3: We've been sidetracked. We've been sidetracked.

730
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 2: So when are we hitting down?

731
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 9: So we'll go down after the show on Wednesday, set

732
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 9: up all our stuff ceremonies on Thursday.

733
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 2: Check I'm on the show. We have to change my

734
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 2: physio appointment. I've got a physio appointment.

735
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: I actually have a needling appointment on Thursday at twelve.

736
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 2: Micro needling done on my face. Might have to move

737
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:52,840
Speaker 2: it to Friday.

738
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll reach you.

739
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 2: I don't think you need it.

740
00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: The pause was too long, my life another go you

741
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: go leading our Thursday twelve fifteen. I've got a needling appointment.

742
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 2: I don't think you need it. Think you fly? Yeah,

743
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,280
Speaker 2: your face is too far gone.

744
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: No, so you've missed that.

745
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:10,800
Speaker 2: You've stuff that?

746
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, try again. When do we land on Thursday?

747
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 1: Because I've got a needling appointment.

748
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 2: I don't think you need it. Oh, thank you born

749
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 2: your faces. Pooh no, no, no, it's all right, don't

750
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 2: worry about it. Third time I think more.

751
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, we're landing on Thursday. I've got a needling appointment.

752
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,919
Speaker 2: Need needling. Oh my god, you of all people, there's gorgeous, resplendid,

753
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 2: youthful looking baby of the century that I'm looking at

754
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 2: right now. Now, fletch needs needling. That guy's un meling.

755
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 2: I like that. Wow, Okay, I don't nailed that. Move

756
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 2: the needling.

757
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm excited.

758
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 2: Okay. So, and then we can broadcast the show and

759
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 2: they will unveil and we'll find out live on it

760
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 2: with the rest of the nation.

761
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 3: The fire truck will be called Judy Drench.

762
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 1: Because I don't have any indication.

763
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 9: Guys, they've removed I know, amount of votes from the website.

764
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 3: We were leading when I last lot.

765
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 2: So yes, but she was like, oh, you know, we'll

766
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 2: see who the winner is if.

767
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 1: They Okay, if they have the gall to invite us

768
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: to the naming ceremony.

769
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,359
Speaker 2: We booked flights through the company. We're down there.

770
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 1: We're making all this effort, and then they name.

771
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:24,240
Speaker 2: It fred oh Riot, I'll personally, I'll find it funny.

772
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 2: I wasn't here when you guys got behind there, so

773
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 2: I feel like you've cheated on me.

774
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 9: Well, so everyone needs to go onto the Hawks Bay

775
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 9: Airport website now before midday to day?

776
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,280
Speaker 2: That's question.

777
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 3: Can we dresses firemen, fire people people?

778
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll talk to their people. Oh my god?

779
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 1: What But like, okay, can we do a hot shoot?

780
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 1: Hot shoot because September we're going to be getting ready

781
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,319
Speaker 1: for our calendar FI calendar because we've already got our

782
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: inspirational quotes on horses calendar coming. But we could do

783
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 1: another one and it's sexy picks as fire as fire.

784
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 2: People love that we do that? Well, will you do that?

785
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 2: Will you do one? Were just wearing the pants and

786
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 2: not not the top. I refused to wear the pants.

787
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 2: Oh wear the top. And that's actually not how it

788
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 2: works in the people will buy my calendars. It's a

789
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 2: little bit different.

790
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 1: Just a little chicken legs hanging out the bottom well

791
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:21,879
Speaker 1: a doodle doodle.

792
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 2: Thursday And depending on how cold Ma testicals may make it,

793
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:25,799
Speaker 2: they're gonna uninvite us.

794
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 3: If you can we just behave join us on Thursday.

795
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 2: The light.

796
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 3: What time will the live unveiling be of the name?

797
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 4: Do we know?

798
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:40,600
Speaker 2: Around eight twenty five? It's perfect for us for the day. Oh, shuffler,

799
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 2: this is an apportion occasion. Okay, so next week's name

800
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,840
Speaker 2: of fact of the day. If it's going to be shuffled,

801
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,479
Speaker 2: it needs to be somewhat related to either airports, yeah,

802
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 2: or from emergency services. Yes? Love that. Okay, Well, join

803
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 2: us Thursday for the unveiling the official name of the

804
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 2: new fire truck. Excited?

805
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,759
Speaker 7: Play play.

806
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 2: What's your jobby? What's your joby? What's your joby? What's

807
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 2: your jobby? It's a game where we try to guess

808
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 2: your job. Now, we'll ask you three questions and then

809
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 2: try to guess your job. If you'd like to play, Oh,

810
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 2: eight hundred dollars at in Rachel, good morning, good morning.

811
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 2: I want to go first. Are your hours consistent?

812
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 7: Yes?

813
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 2: Okay, consistent overnight or consistent during the day shift, so

814
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 2: it could be like office.

815
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 1: We're not a musssion, not a comedian.

816
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 2: Okay. It's a good question, and we had some beautiful

817
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 2: I mean, Rachel, you might be New Zealand's greatest undiscovered comedian.

818
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 1: Could be hardly It's a beautiful to may when you

819
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:13,760
Speaker 1: got on the phone.

820
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 2: Yes, should there could be a little bit of a.

821
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: Yeah the way you said, or yeah, I'm like, are

822
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 1: we in an education?

823
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 2: Don't answer this fire, Rachel, have we've got a fire

824
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:35,320
Speaker 2: on it? Yeah? Yeah, okay, I'll go okay, Rachel.

825
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: Do you work in the realm of education?

826
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 10: Bye?

827
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 2: Yes, I do. I mean, now I'm like, is she

828
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 2: a Mali language teacher? Teacher? But then we might have

829
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:58,720
Speaker 2: to say what age? No, because it doesn't matter teachers teaching,

830
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 2: isn't it. I mean, I know it's different like primary

831
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:09,800
Speaker 2: intermediate childhood, but then I don't know watching teacher and

832
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 2: and you know what teacher?

833
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:13,279
Speaker 7: No?

834
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:14,760
Speaker 2: No, No, that's the end question.

835
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, watchould my question be then do it

836
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: with children?

837
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 4: Do you?

838
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, the children, so it's all yeah, they're all

839
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 2: But then that would nail the teacher, wouldn't you say

840
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 2: the young aust just to make them feel bitter about being.

841
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: Because she could be an intertial education, she could be

842
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 1: like teaching it like a one anger or something like that.

843
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and then we're in and then we're in.

844
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:42,240
Speaker 1: Adults should say do you teach children?

845
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,320
Speaker 2: Do you do you work with children under?

846
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 4: No?

847
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 2: Under twin under ten? No? What do you do? Do

848
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 2: you with children under datada?

849
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 4: No?

850
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 2: Do you with children? Work with children? Yeah?

851
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 1: Do you work with children?

852
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 2: Rachel? Oh no, I don't.

853
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:08,040
Speaker 1: Okay, So she's I reckon she works you, I reckon

854
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:11,399
Speaker 1: she is a teacher at a Mali language course.

855
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 2: That's what I think I reckon. In the education educationary education,

856
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 2: a tertiary educator, that's the educator. Rachel. Are you a

857
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 2: tertiary educator? Yes, yes, okay, yes?

858
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: Wait do you teach like a warming and do you

859
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 1: teach it like a Maori language school?

860
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 7: Carl?

861
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 2: Not a Maori language school, But I work for tod

862
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:41,319
Speaker 2: til Mile Howitch is a bicultural teacher training provider, which is.

863
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 1: A tertiary education provider.

864
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 3: That didn't we We're now that at.

865
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:51,399
Speaker 1: First go it was your beautiful marina let us down.

866
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 1: If you had to hit us with a marina.

867
00:44:56,640 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 2: Would see the contra symptom or where I park my boat?

868
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 3: Oh congratulations, Rachel, Just like that.

869
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 2: One hundred dollars is all your.

870
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 7: Thank you plays Flitch, Voorne and Hailey.

871
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 2: Sorry back to you, Fletch, No wonder you're to you

872
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:14,760
Speaker 2: in the studio.

873
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 3: I love you, I love you, nineteen minutes away from it.

874
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 2: We just I will disequickly say, Jue Lipa tickets, she's

875
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 2: annown She's coming to the country next year, eight o'clock

876
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 2: after the news. If you want to win those now,

877
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 2: this happened yesterday. I mentioned this to Haileyborne, and I

878
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 2: will say before I mentioned this, she agrees she also

879
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 2: would do this.

880
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: And you know me, I'm usually so laid back and

881
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 1: easy breezy, and.

882
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 3: This is what I want to ask now.

883
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 2: I want to know, like the story I'm about to

884
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:46,439
Speaker 2: tell you, when something has to be just right, just right.

885
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 2: Because yesterday I paid a bill and then after I

886
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 2: paid the bill, my account wasn't even the savings account.

887
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,360
Speaker 3: It was like nine point ninety five cents.

888
00:45:58,680 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 2: What was the number before?

889
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 3: It was an even number.

890
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 1: I don't know how much money you got, and it

891
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 1: was an even.

892
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 2: Number and I'll just hide my wallet. Yeah how much?

893
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 2: So I was like, oh point ninety five, Like you

894
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:19,359
Speaker 2: transferred five cents? Do this all the time. Yeah, when

895
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,319
Speaker 2: I'm doing like the monthly thing where I go through

896
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 2: and make sure you know, the mortgage account's got enough

897
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 2: and this that and the other and the rates coming

898
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 2: out here, and I do. But after it all comes out,

899
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 2: I go through and I'm like, I can't take five

900
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 2: cents from there. And then it's a fun game.

901
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: It's so fun.

902
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 2: Like I was as I was doing it, like automatically

903
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 2: corrected to fifty cents, and I was like no, no, no,

904
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 2: and I put a point zero five zero five and

905
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 2: then I was like okay, and I was like, it's

906
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 2: got balance in the box. Baby makes me feel like

907
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 2: an account.

908
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:47,959
Speaker 1: I remember back in the day when a transit doing

909
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 1: transactions like that, you'd have to pay a little forty

910
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: five cents, so I would it be worth it?

911
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 2: Now it's just like free willingly yeah. And so I

912
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 2: was like and then I did it. And then I

913
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,400
Speaker 2: looked at my accounts. I was like, all, even even

914
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 2: that's at because there's I have a junk account, my

915
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 2: every day accounts, whatever it is, account as the junk account,

916
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 2: because that's changed the whole time. That doesn't matter. But

917
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,720
Speaker 2: when it's a savings account, it has to be either

918
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 2: yea and oh god.

919
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: It sometimes if you get a little bit of interest,

920
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 1: you know from having money in your bank account, and

921
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: it tops it up and you're like, no, no, you

922
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,839
Speaker 1: need to balance that out. I've never had that since

923
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: I bought a house of I had money in an account.

924
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: It's just I think it's probably been a while since

925
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 1: I've had it too.

926
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 2: This is the guy that got into the property market

927
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 2: in twenty ten has had capital gains tax free boo

928
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 2: who feels sorry for me, but money seventeen cents in

929
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 2: trant But I don't know. I just feel like, and

930
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,120
Speaker 2: it's the same when I microwaved something. It's even like

931
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,240
Speaker 2: people that microwave and they just put in like odd

932
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 2: numbers just out of nowhere. Because I've tried not to

933
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 2: pass us on to my kids. We were in the

934
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,800
Speaker 2: car and we were listening to a song and I

935
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:59,279
Speaker 2: turned it up and August is like, we'm more because

936
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 2: it was on teen and you wanted to fifteen. No,

937
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 2: I'd rather have it on fourteen than fifteen. Controversially, I'll

938
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 2: go zeros in five. Yes, five, three is not getting

939
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 2: a look in. One's not getting a look in. Maybe

940
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 2: a two and a pusher for five and a zero

941
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 2: for volume. It's got to be five and zeros.

942
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: It's the kind of stuffhere people say, oh my god,

943
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: I've got o c D. You don't, you don't, you don't,

944
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 1: you don't as O c D and it really ruins

945
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: this life.

946
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, but those which flicking all tapping things, Yeah, not

947
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 2: able to do that. That's that's OCD. It's it's crippling,

948
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 2: and it's a social anxiety basics. This is what I

949
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 2: wanted to ask, Like, maybe you're listening to us now

950
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:42,280
Speaker 2: on your car radio at a five or a kin perfect,

951
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 2: but not that. Don't don't for a start, don't dare

952
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 2: listen to something?

953
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, crank it up, good morning, we're popping here.

954
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,800
Speaker 2: Know my favorite frequency is that we're on the flat

955
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:57,879
Speaker 2: ones ninety one and all zero twenty one point two.

956
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 2: And you're like, yeah, I grew up the white gutto

957
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 2: where is eighty nine point eight? That's kind of nice,

958
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 2: because that's nice. It's eight and ninety point.

959
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 1: Nine and Wellington ninety point nine not having it.

960
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 2: I know it was so closed. I don't like that

961
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 2: at all, anyone. Do you know what mine is is?

962
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 1: When I have my wardrobe, the I like all the

963
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: hangars to be equidistant, like the clothes to be all

964
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,120
Speaker 1: crammed and won and beget. So I thought I have

965
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: to have all my coat hangers black all oh yeah,

966
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: all the same yeah, because there was a.

967
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 2: White one in there. I was like, you've got to go,

968
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:35,360
Speaker 2: you trash. Isn't that bad? I did a pig purge recently,

969
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 2: oh yeah, because there was like we had all these

970
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 2: new pigs, but there was maybe like seven old pigs.

971
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. I was like, you guys have done your time.

972
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 2: You can retire to the bin, because I didn't like

973
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:45,840
Speaker 2: when I'd look out and I'd see the washing on

974
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 2: the little clothes force and the old pigs were with

975
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:48,720
Speaker 2: the new pigs.

976
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 1: You see, I'm willing Nellie with Okay, well I'm pigpartheid.

977
00:49:54,880 --> 00:50:00,319
Speaker 2: And then you decided the old just I did pig

978
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 2: a side. Okay, So, oh, eight hundred dollars it in.

979
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 2: You can take through nine six nine six. What always

980
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:10,240
Speaker 2: has to be just right, If it's even bank accounts,

981
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 2: if it's even volume, whatever it is, give us a call,

982
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:14,839
Speaker 2: oh eight hundred times at M and you can text

983
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:15,880
Speaker 2: through as well.

984
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 3: Friday flashback is coming up.

985
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:18,800
Speaker 2: It's worn on your pay I'm going to put this

986
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 2: out of the people. Big news of the food fighters

987
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 2: this week with Dave Girl having a baby out of

988
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 2: Woodlock yeah, horrible word windlock makes it sound like a

989
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 2: tire clamp, feels like that. Yeah, what I think it's

990
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 2: a wonderful feeling. What you put out to the people,

991
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 2: graceful to What food photo song would they like to hear?

992
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 2: I'm looking at the list here of the most plaid

993
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 2: food photo song ever. Long's up there, Monkey Wrenches at

994
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 2: number eight. It's a lot that song, but it's like

995
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 2: a classic. Really, times like these.

996
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 1: Too slow, My hero's too sly, heroes too slow? Okay, well,

997
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:56,320
Speaker 1: what food Fighter Pretender is one of their most played songs.

998
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 1: What food Fighters song x nine sex let me know? Okay,

999
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 1: of the people, you know, I'm the postman and the

1000
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:05,880
Speaker 1: people's postman. I will deliver what the people want to hear.

1001
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 1: It sounds like the postman's struggling this morning. I struggled

1002
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: street right now though. Talking about those things, they have

1003
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 1: to be just perfect. Because I transferred five cents into

1004
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:18,440
Speaker 1: the bank account because it wasn't even yeah, yeah, you've

1005
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: stuffed yourself here because we we've got messages into It's just.

1006
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 2: I got I got two fingers on the scroll, and

1007
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 2: I agree, Eleiman, your windows handles need to be in

1008
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 2: the closed possession even when the windows open. That's not bloody,

1009
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 2: is Yes, I agree with that. That's wild. That's what

1010
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 2: I've never thought about it. But I always do. I

1011
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:38,239
Speaker 2: open them and then flip the handles down. Yeah, because

1012
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 2: I don't let them sticking up. It's a mistal. But yeah.

1013
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 2: When I tie my shoelaces, they have to sit flop downwards,

1014
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 2: so most of the time I'll tie them. I then

1015
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:49,279
Speaker 2: have to spend both of the loops one eighty so

1016
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:51,359
Speaker 2: that they'll sit downwards, because it annoys me immensely when

1017
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,879
Speaker 2: one of them is downwards and the other one starts

1018
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,120
Speaker 2: hitting your leg as you walk. I also have to

1019
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 2: wear the same socks. They can't be different in any way. Yeah, same,

1020
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,080
Speaker 2: I have to wear met I see people wearing this

1021
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 2: match socks. I'm like, grow up only on Washington the monsters.

1022
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,719
Speaker 2: Monsters would always be the same kind of song. Beard

1023
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 2: sheet has to be flat and perfect. I flicked the

1024
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 2: douvet right off entirely before I get into bed, and like,

1025
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 2: but then you're gonna get in and make it smooth.

1026
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:16,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that it's gonna be smooth toating sheet.

1027
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 2: Somebody said, what about like Strava or anything where you

1028
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 2: measure a bike or running. You get home and it's

1029
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 2: an uneven distance. I keep going until it's a nice round.

1030
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 1: Basically, they're just like looping around the driveway being like I'm.

1031
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,879
Speaker 2: Nearly at five k Yeah, you gotta get it right,

1032
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:34,560
Speaker 2: un beautiful. I drove into my driveway and my treasured

1033
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,000
Speaker 2: Ford towel stars. It ticked up one hundred thousand kilometers.

1034
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 2: Still a top five moment in my life. Yeah, beauty,

1035
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 2: nice and it's nice. That's a nice even number. Knives

1036
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 2: and forks and spoons there to be grouped together in

1037
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 2: the dishwasher cutlery train. Of course, of course they do.

1038
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 2: How else would they make the most of the space

1039
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:53,279
Speaker 2: you're given and a cutlery tray I can reset. I'm

1040
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 2: thinking one day I'm gonna do a video of the

1041
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 2: state I find my dishwasher in. Yeah, versus, I'm a.

1042
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 1: Shard an't because we've never had a dishwasher, and so

1043
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 1: I've got one now and I'm like, I just like

1044
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:06,000
Speaker 1: stuck it.

1045
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, forks, knives, whatever.

1046
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: And my friend till I only recently found out when

1047
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 1: we go to a house and I'm like, oh, stack

1048
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 1: the dishwashing you know, help help there. She's always like no, no, no, no, no,

1049
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,839
Speaker 1: no, no no. And then one day she just came out.

1050
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:18,399
Speaker 1: She was like, I got to tell you, I hate

1051
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 1: the way you do it.

1052
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:21,359
Speaker 2: Did you put choppling boards in there? No? No no no?

1053
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 2: Oh okay, good god good good No.

1054
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:25,800
Speaker 1: No, she'd put pans and it's not my new ones,

1055
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 1: but you have.

1056
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 2: But I just put my crap once. Okay, got good.

1057
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 2: I mean someone said, I literally had an electrician out

1058
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 2: this week to rewire my light switch because one of them,

1059
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 2: when it was off, one of them was in the

1060
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,799
Speaker 2: on position. They said, their life so much happier. Thank you.

1061
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:40,799
Speaker 1: That's all I needed to hear.

1062
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:42,759
Speaker 2: I'll be adding that to the list the next time

1063
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 2: the sparks are over, said, prepare yourself. You can be

1064
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 2: walked through that. I've got a couple of jobs you

1065
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 2: to do. How many strokes of Diyoda and I put

1066
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:51,439
Speaker 2: under each arm has to be the same, otherwise, why

1067
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 2: I spend the whole day feeling sided with Yoda.

1068
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 3: I'm the same amount of spray on each side.

1069
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:57,480
Speaker 2: Yeah I'm not.

1070
00:53:57,560 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: I'm a rubber.

1071
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 2: Kindergarten teacher. When I first started, all the chairs at

1072
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:06,360
Speaker 2: the tables were different colors. The colors to the chairs

1073
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 2: because there was exactly the right amount for all the

1074
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 2: green chairs to bear the green table. Da da da.

1075
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 2: I did that, and I'm not not turned back, And

1076
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:16,879
Speaker 2: when a kid moves the chair, I say back back

1077
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 2: back to the green table. I never have more than

1078
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 2: six tabs open on my laptop browser. If I see seven,

1079
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh no, no, no, one's got to go,

1080
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 2: and then spend like fifteen minutes deciding which one's going

1081
00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 2: to get closed down, sometimes them so I can come

1082
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 2: back to them, I'll have to delete the tab from

1083
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 2: being opened. Fridays Flash Flash, we're literally giving away Huger

1084
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 2: prizes to people that have been like thanks, I.

1085
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 1: Know, I love the Amelia Emili's gonna be a good Friday.

1086
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good, Okay, Friday Flashback Borne, it's your pack.

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Speaker 2: I think the most interesting fact I can tell you

1088
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:54,839
Speaker 2: about the song is that the writer said it may

1089
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 2: have been, say, subconsciously influenced by the Sesame Street song.

1090
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 2: One of these things is not like the other. One

1091
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 2: of these things just doesn't belong really okay, because apparently

1092
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 2: you can compare it to it. So that's amazing.

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00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 1: I've never known that. The year was two thousand and seven,

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00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: the year I saw them. No, no, yes, that's the

1095
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:17,839
Speaker 1: year I saw them the year.

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00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 2: The month was August. Oh yeah, it was August in

1097
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 2: two thousand and seven when the song came out off

1098
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 2: a truly magnifies an album Echo Silence, Patients and Grace,

1099
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 2: one of this band's most highest charting songs. But guess

1100
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 2: what number I got to, Well, thirty seven. I think

1101
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,279
Speaker 2: there was two rock and roll two rock and roll.

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00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 8: Wow.

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00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 2: It's in the news this week. Dave Grohl has come

1104
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,320
Speaker 2: out and said that he has fathered a child outside

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00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 2: of his marriage. Apparently.

1106
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Speaker 1: I was reading apparently, but a gasa, I've got some scandal,

1107
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 1: Bradley scandal queen. Yeah, apparently he actually hired a divorce

1108
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 1: lawyer a month before this announcement.

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00:55:57,719 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 2: Read I read that.

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00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 1: Why Yeah, And I guess so this news was not

1111
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 1: as fresh to his wife and the family as it was.

1112
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:09,880
Speaker 2: To us, right, so you think she started filing proceedings.

1113
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 2: So then he was like, I after lawyer, I've got

1114
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:14,400
Speaker 2: a lawyer. They have they actually split up?

1115
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:18,919
Speaker 1: No, no, because he's said but and she was spotted scandal. Sorry, Hailey,

1116
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 1: Spratley Scandalquana. Yeah, she was spotted out with her engagement

1117
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 1: ring around about a month ago as well without her

1118
00:56:26,120 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 1: wedding ring.

1119
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 3: Oh right, okay, so.

1120
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Speaker 1: Yeah the wife was because it's one thing to have

1121
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 1: a little affair or a little one off and had

1122
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,959
Speaker 1: to have a baby with someone that woman.

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00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:44,399
Speaker 2: So yeah, anyway, scandal's over. That's Hailey Sproul Scandals. Quano

1124
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:47,120
Speaker 2: so got to number nine in New Zealand from two

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00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 2: thousand and sevens The Foo Fighters the Pretender soft start,

1126
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 2: but it's a good song. About four seconds it's going

1127
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:55,719
Speaker 2: to change entirely. Friday Flashbags.

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Speaker 4: It em.

1129
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 7: Plays flat Voorn and Haley.

1130
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 2: It's a four Fighters on it's your Friday flashback. Well,

1131
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 2: special guests, we can see him on zoom, Yes, we

1132
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:37,280
Speaker 2: certainly can you know from Little Britain, Come fly with me.

1133
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 2: He's a children all for, He's got Britain's got talent,

1134
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 2: He's everywhere. David Williams, Hi, David, we've got a mute.

1135
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 2: You're on you're on mute.

1136
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 4: Hello, my darling.

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00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 1: Hi, Well can I introduce you formula because this is

1138
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:55,840
Speaker 1: my very close personal friend David Williams, who I have

1139
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 1: met once in a work context. But I found an

1140
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 1: instant spark, David.

1141
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 4: An instant attraction.

1142
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:03,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, chemistry.

1143
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 4: Very nice for me, you both.

1144
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 1: David, You're on your way to New Zealand very soon

1145
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:11,200
Speaker 1: to bring two shows, one for the kids, as you mentioned,

1146
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:16,920
Speaker 1: appropriate for Vaughan's children, and one for us adults.

1147
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 4: Correct. Well, let me just explain that the show for

1148
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:24,160
Speaker 4: the for children is not childcare.

1149
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:28,120
Speaker 2: You do have to bring them, okay.

1150
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 10: Not dropping them off, it's not. It's not a soft

1151
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 10: play area. It's doing a show for families about my books.

1152
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 10: Because when I announced that I was doing an audience

1153
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 10: with David Williams, it's I had lots of messages from

1154
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 10: parents saying, is it suitable for my six year old? No, well,

1155
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 10: we're going to be talking about Little Britain and come

1156
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,320
Speaker 10: fly with me and and so, you know, lots of

1157
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 10: grown up comedy, and I play a cup the Preton

1158
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 10: characters of the show, so there'd be a few not

1159
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 10: crude jokes, but you know, yeah, rude iss jokes.

1160
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,280
Speaker 2: And you mentioned that you're doing some of your Little

1161
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 2: Britain characters.

1162
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure at this point maybe you get

1163
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 1: tired of people asking about it, but it's still is

1164
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 1: like so much part of our zeitgeist, Like people are

1165
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 1: still quoting Little Britain characters all the time. I had

1166
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 1: the scripts, like I bought the printed you know, in

1167
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 1: book formed scripts when I was a teenager, and we

1168
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:28,960
Speaker 1: me and my be sprien used to sit there and

1169
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,720
Speaker 1: like hello, like characters and stuff.

1170
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 2: Not as good as you. But do you get tired?

1171
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:36,560
Speaker 4: That is really heartwarm?

1172
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 10: No, I mean, I you know, I used to do

1173
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 10: that with things that i'man Obviously I'm older than you,

1174
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 10: but you know, for me, it was like Monty Python.

1175
00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, I think bron Atkinson, not nine o'clock news,

1176
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 10: that sort of thing. I'm pouring over it. Yeah, because

1177
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 10: that's when, like books, you couldn't really necessarily it wasn't

1178
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 10: necessarily much out there, and you couldn't always watch the

1179
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:58,880
Speaker 10: show again, so you'd read the script books.

1180
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:00,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and I would, because I remember we had

1181
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:04,720
Speaker 2: the DVDs. You'd have the box all the seasons. Well,

1182
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:06,800
Speaker 2: they were famously one of those DVD's you'd lean to

1183
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 2: people and then six months, lady, you would be.

1184
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 4: Like two two, very much like pornography. I know.

1185
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:19,600
Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, I want what was the first year when

1186
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 3: did Little Britain start?

1187
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:22,240
Speaker 4: Why didn't you google it?

1188
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 2: S five?

1189
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 4: Do some research? They come on the show, Yeah, three

1190
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 4: on television in the UK. So where were you born?

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01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 3: I'm forty five, so it was well old enough. Well

1192
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 3: I'm well old enough.

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01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're thrown up enough. You were all sort

1194
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:49,520
Speaker 4: of uh.

1195
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 2: Years younger, ye, a bit younger than us.

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01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, so in two thousand and three I was I

1197
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 1: was you can tell with my skin and definitely not

1198
01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:01,080
Speaker 1: my botops. I was a teenager, so it was like

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01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 1: it was a little bit naughty for us. Still as

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01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,400
Speaker 1: about thirteane fourtane.

1201
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 10: Well, the great thing is that teenagers are just still

1202
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 10: discovering it. I think because of uh, you know, TikTok

1203
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 10: and Instagram and Twitter and everything there. That the sketches

1204
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:17,920
Speaker 10: kind of go around, especially if there's something that happens

1205
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 10: in the news which makes the sketch relevant in someway

1206
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:26,440
Speaker 10: or another, and it's like, you know, Boris Johnson lying

1207
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:29,160
Speaker 10: or something, and the headline in the newspaper they'll put

1208
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 10: them in a pink track suit and it'll be like nobody, Yeah,

1209
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 10: the it t you know it, you kind of went

1210
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 10: down around the world. Yeah, No, computer says no on

1211
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:45,480
Speaker 10: the front ros of this Bob. So it's not something

1212
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:48,919
Speaker 10: that you kind of assume could ever happen, or even

1213
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 10: that you could ever contrive to happen, because you know,

1214
01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:52,960
Speaker 10: things catch on.

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01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:54,360
Speaker 4: That's up to people, isn't it.

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Speaker 10: I mean, you can make a funny program and create

1217
01:01:57,720 --> 01:02:01,200
Speaker 10: some some memorable characters. But all of that has been

1218
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 10: very pleasing, and it's really nice that, you know, although

1219
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 10: it's a show that, as you're right say, if you're

1220
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:08,440
Speaker 10: done any research started twenty.

1221
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:12,920
Speaker 1: Years ago, it's actually really bad for me.

1222
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 2: I know it's bad for me, isn't it.

1223
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 4: I'm David Walliam?

1224
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:22,440
Speaker 2: Now which one are you? Which one? Were you get that?

1225
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,160
Speaker 4: I get that in America because in America it.

1226
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:28,040
Speaker 10: Was really just a thing. It was a kind of

1227
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:31,919
Speaker 10: like a gay gay men really liked it. And it's

1228
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 10: like a kind of cult, That's what I was going

1229
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 10: to say, sort of cult. And so I only get

1230
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:39,200
Speaker 10: recognized and departner stores in New York, like if you

1231
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 10: work there, oh my god, the guy from Little Britain?

1232
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:43,840
Speaker 10: Are you mad or a David?

1233
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 8: They've got Prinando come over here is the guy who

1234
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:50,880
Speaker 8: was telling you around Little Britain And I go over

1235
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:55,360
Speaker 8: and I'm so excited that someone likes me in America.

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01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:57,160
Speaker 8: Calls to them about ten minutes and then I can

1237
01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:58,560
Speaker 8: see them basing every saying.

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01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 4: We really need to get back to work now, thank

1239
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:05,360
Speaker 4: you so much. I bore them to tears. But no,

1240
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 4: it's a lovely thing.

1241
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:09,240
Speaker 10: And also, you know, I haven't done a show like

1242
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 10: this before, so you know, I wasn't necessarily sure how

1243
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:15,240
Speaker 10: it was going to go. And also I hadn't really

1244
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:17,560
Speaker 10: I knew people still like the show, and I as

1245
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:20,320
Speaker 10: people who are coming are going to like the show,

1246
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:22,640
Speaker 10: but I didn't know how much excitement and warmth there

1247
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:25,560
Speaker 10: would be. And for me, I hadn't performed as those

1248
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:29,440
Speaker 10: characters a very long time. Because it's computer says no.

1249
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:33,160
Speaker 10: Carol Beer opens the first half and Lou from Lou

1250
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:33,960
Speaker 10: and Andy.

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01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:37,200
Speaker 4: Andy is on a.

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01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:40,680
Speaker 10: Is on a video because I'm like video calling him.

1253
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 10: And the reaction I get coming out of those characters

1254
01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 10: is amazing. I mean it was quite It's almost quite moving.

1255
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:49,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, you legiend, and I love that that's taken you

1256
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,000
Speaker 1: by surprise. You've obviously managed somehow to keep very humble

1257
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 1: because when we were in Australia during the show because.

1258
01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 2: You can't watch it and New Zealand.

1259
01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:03,920
Speaker 1: Obviously you were peppering throughout how many incredible celebrities and

1260
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:05,440
Speaker 1: people that you've met over the years.

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01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:08,160
Speaker 4: But that didn't make me sound humble.

1262
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:12,320
Speaker 2: No, no, but it was. It's kind of amazing.

1263
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:16,160
Speaker 1: I mean, like you've moved in these wild circles for

1264
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:16,960
Speaker 1: so many years.

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Speaker 10: Well yeah, but I'm just you know, I just like

1266
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:25,680
Speaker 10: meeting people who I was a fan of excited the most.

1267
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:27,680
Speaker 10: One of the most mind blowing ones was I went,

1268
01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,920
Speaker 10: oh God, this is actually this is so name.

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01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:35,320
Speaker 2: Droppery, open the door for you to do it.

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01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 10: I was going to I was at Elton John Civil Partnership,

1271
01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:45,640
Speaker 10: at the Civil Partnership. It was about two thousand and four,

1272
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:48,840
Speaker 10: I think, and I walked in that Michael Caine was

1273
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:49,440
Speaker 10: standing there.

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01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 4: Like movies that you've watched with your dad, you know

1275
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:54,920
Speaker 4: what I mean.

1276
01:04:55,000 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 10: It's like all those amazing movies like The Italian Job

1277
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:01,520
Speaker 10: and The Cress File, Zulu Man Who would Be King?

1278
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:04,080
Speaker 10: And so I grew up with them. Mark Kay went,

1279
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 10: you guys, you're like the new Pythons. And I was

1280
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:11,560
Speaker 10: like really overwhelmed even and I said, oh, well, what

1281
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:14,200
Speaker 10: have you been up to an We're not talking about me,

1282
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:18,919
Speaker 10: We're talking about you like that. Oh wow, it's those things,

1283
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:21,520
Speaker 10: and to me, it's those people who who you've kind

1284
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:23,720
Speaker 10: of worshiped as a kid, who you've had on a pedestal.

1285
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:26,680
Speaker 10: Like I also got to meet Roger Moore and become

1286
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:29,760
Speaker 10: quite friendly with him, and you should google him. He

1287
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:30,760
Speaker 10: was James Bond.

1288
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:36,600
Speaker 4: And it was anyway.

1289
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,880
Speaker 10: It's just it's just kind of overwhelmed when those things happen,

1290
01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 10: and you know, I'm meeting these people as a fan.

1291
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:47,160
Speaker 10: That's what I'm not assuming any status. I'm just thinking,

1292
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:49,760
Speaker 10: oh wow, I'm so lucky to meet these people. And

1293
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 10: people who were famous when you were a kid who

1294
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:54,800
Speaker 10: you get to meet are sort of like they feel

1295
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:58,480
Speaker 10: like giants to you. They are giants, but they just

1296
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:01,280
Speaker 10: it feels they just feels so large of the life.

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01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:02,040
Speaker 4: It's very exciting.

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01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:04,440
Speaker 1: Well, plenty of Key is going to be absolutely ecstatic

1299
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:05,840
Speaker 1: to get to meet you when you're rife.

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01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 2: Here cland Wellington and crash and you know what, people

1301
01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:09,920
Speaker 2: can just google for the tickets.

1302
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:17,800
Speaker 4: Really, you could give out the website.

1303
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:19,480
Speaker 2: For tickets.

1304
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:23,960
Speaker 10: I've given up ten minutes in my life a lot

1305
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:30,280
Speaker 10: of things Google t Yeah, TG dat.

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01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:32,960
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I was going to say, because you've

1307
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:34,520
Speaker 2: given up so much of your time for us.

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01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:38,520
Speaker 10: Yeah, it went gang busters. And Auckland we've added another

1309
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:44,920
Speaker 10: show in Auckland. Anywhere near Auckland or you're willing to

1310
01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:47,920
Speaker 10: travel to Auckland, or even if you've never heard of Auckland,

1311
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:55,080
Speaker 10: but please please go and see New Auckland because you'll

1312
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:58,360
Speaker 10: get some really good tickets in Auckland because we just

1313
01:06:58,520 --> 01:06:59,680
Speaker 10: added another show and.

1314
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:02,680
Speaker 2: It'll be the David Williams book show earlier at three

1315
01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:04,560
Speaker 2: o'clock and then you kick the kids out and then

1316
01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:07,400
Speaker 2: it's an audience where David Williams are from seven thirty

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01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:07,840
Speaker 2: that night.

1318
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,400
Speaker 3: David from Wellington christ Church.

1319
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:12,080
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for joining us. We really appreciate

1320
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:13,000
Speaker 1: giving up your time, and.

1321
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:18,840
Speaker 4: We'll thank you for having me. We'll get seeing you.

1322
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:22,800
Speaker 10: There and will you come backstage after the show? Love

1323
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:30,080
Speaker 10: to catch me and my underparts might take my mom

1324
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:31,960
Speaker 10: to the theater. We won't see Jude Laura in a

1325
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:34,640
Speaker 10: play evening backstage to see him. I've never seen my

1326
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:37,360
Speaker 10: mom charge up the stairs quick enough the chance of

1327
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:38,720
Speaker 10: what after?

1328
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:41,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I wouldn't be mad. I wouldn't be mad

1329
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:42,600
Speaker 1: to be honest.

1330
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:47,560
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm sorry. I've got my shirt on, so worry,

1331
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:48,040
Speaker 4: I'm Mark.

1332
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:52,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll come and we'll come and get backstage and

1333
01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:52,880
Speaker 2: catching you.

1334
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:56,040
Speaker 10: Understand that it's not quite like looking at Jude Lauren

1335
01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 10: his underpants.

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01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:58,400
Speaker 1: No, but you've put the image in our mind and

1337
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:01,360
Speaker 1: now that's what I'm expecting. Gym plays before you come here,

1338
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:03,520
Speaker 1: and then somebody.

1339
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:08,320
Speaker 4: To look at it. All right, guys, thank you, David.

1340
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:16,240
Speaker 3: Play Playm's time for.

1341
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:21,160
Speaker 2: Fact of the day, day day day day.

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01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:22,519
Speaker 7: Yeah.

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01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:24,640
Speaker 5: Do do do do do do do do do do

1344
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:26,560
Speaker 5: do do do do do do do do do do

1345
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:31,479
Speaker 5: do do do do do do do do Deer.

1346
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,920
Speaker 2: It's been Native bird week here affect of the day,

1347
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:38,320
Speaker 2: and I couldn't finish n a bird without covering my

1348
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:42,120
Speaker 2: favorite New Zealand native bird of all time. But it's extinct. Yeah,

1349
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:47,920
Speaker 2: past eagle beautiful otherwise known as tah pooor kai a

1350
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:51,120
Speaker 2: bird of sort of like Maldi legend is cave roarings.

1351
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:51,760
Speaker 4: You win?

1352
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:55,919
Speaker 2: Did it go extinct about fourteen hundred? Okay, about fourteen

1353
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:59,080
Speaker 2: hundred when extinct? The mora when extinct, I was hunted

1354
01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:01,120
Speaker 2: for food because it was a big, fat, delicious bird

1355
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:03,400
Speaker 2: that was read. They're huge drummies.

1356
01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:07,519
Speaker 1: Drummies, they kind of get them out the drive through.

1357
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:10,120
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, you know in the Flintstones when

1358
01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:11,880
Speaker 2: they have the big ribs and it flips the car.

1359
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,400
Speaker 2: That's the sort of vibe. Yeah, how big the moa

1360
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:17,840
Speaker 2: drummers were. Family pack was just one big drum Yeah

1361
01:09:18,280 --> 01:09:21,760
Speaker 2: it was. But of course the arrival of Maori ancestors

1362
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:23,719
Speaker 2: and spread throughout New Zealand and it was an easy

1363
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:26,320
Speaker 2: food source. The old more the mole went extinct and

1364
01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:28,479
Speaker 2: soon after the hass eagle fell prey as well, because

1365
01:09:28,479 --> 01:09:30,360
Speaker 2: that was kind of the thing that it had come

1366
01:09:30,439 --> 01:09:30,800
Speaker 2: to eat.

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01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that didn't have any drive throw one of them.

1368
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:35,960
Speaker 1: They had to eat what was available. Yeah, they did so.

1369
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:42,280
Speaker 2: Uh. The haast eagle blew in from Australia. Okay, yeah,

1370
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:46,600
Speaker 2: so he heaps of our birds blewing from Australia and

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01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:48,559
Speaker 2: it makes sense. Yeah, but once they got here they

1372
01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:51,120
Speaker 2: changed dramatically. A lot of them lost the ability to well,

1373
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:53,240
Speaker 2: they didn't lose the ability to fly, they chose the

1374
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:55,200
Speaker 2: evolution kind of taught them they didn't need to fly,

1375
01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:56,720
Speaker 2: especially with the hast eagle in the sky.

1376
01:09:57,680 --> 01:09:58,800
Speaker 3: I was hiding down here.

1377
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:01,160
Speaker 2: So when the halst eagle arrived and it in its

1378
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:04,519
Speaker 2: form from Australia, it's sort of like ancestor it weigh

1379
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:05,160
Speaker 2: a kilogram.

1380
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:09,160
Speaker 1: Within a million years it weighed eighteen kilograms.

1381
01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:14,439
Speaker 2: It is the fastest knowing like example of finding its

1382
01:10:14,479 --> 01:10:17,280
Speaker 2: ancestor seeing how much it weighed. The migration to a

1383
01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:19,960
Speaker 2: new area and New Zealand does get big birds because

1384
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:22,760
Speaker 2: they didn't have any prey. Yep, like, nothing hunted the

1385
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:25,160
Speaker 2: haast eagle. It was the top of the food chain. Wow,

1386
01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:32,639
Speaker 2: so it just eight eight eight Nate Nate Moers Andrew's

1387
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:34,280
Speaker 2: anything good a.

1388
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:36,080
Speaker 3: Sheet from one to eighteen kg.

1389
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:38,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it came in there was just an easy

1390
01:10:38,479 --> 01:10:40,360
Speaker 2: food source and it started as a scavenger. It would

1391
01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:42,639
Speaker 2: just eat other smaller birds and it got bigger and bigger, bigger.

1392
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:43,880
Speaker 2: It would take to the skies and it would just

1393
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:47,080
Speaker 2: be flying with this three meter wide wing. Now have

1394
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:49,760
Speaker 2: a think about that three meter wide wings. My car

1395
01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:52,479
Speaker 2: isn't even three meters long. Yeah, well, you've got a

1396
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:55,680
Speaker 2: little car. That's embarrassing. My car, A normal size car

1397
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:57,599
Speaker 2: isn't three meters long. Do you reckon?

1398
01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:00,880
Speaker 3: What is a car that's three meters long, Like what.

1399
01:11:01,160 --> 01:11:04,000
Speaker 2: We don't really measure cars by long, do we? Unless

1400
01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:05,879
Speaker 2: you're trying to get up fed on the entire islander.

1401
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:07,920
Speaker 2: Don't they ask you how big your car is and

1402
01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:10,679
Speaker 2: you're like, no, it's I don't know. Google it. Everyone

1403
01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:12,240
Speaker 2: knows that. Like if you drive a truck, you know

1404
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:13,679
Speaker 2: the hype because you've got to get under the bridges

1405
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:15,280
Speaker 2: and the non strives, which, by the way, I've had

1406
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:19,040
Speaker 2: a couple of seamless mentions, Yeah the show they're seamless.

1407
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:20,200
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1408
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:22,639
Speaker 1: I guess you just have to google Akha and see

1409
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:23,320
Speaker 1: what the length of.

1410
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:26,000
Speaker 2: Well, how tall am I? It's like two it's like.

1411
01:11:27,479 --> 01:11:29,479
Speaker 1: One in a three quarters of me?

1412
01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:33,120
Speaker 2: Okay, So it wouldn't be as long as our Santa Fe.

1413
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,560
Speaker 2: The eagle could go sideways down the Santa Fe and

1414
01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:39,280
Speaker 2: Tucker and still have a bit of room to hold on. Yeah, yeah,

1415
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:41,639
Speaker 2: take in the windscreen. That wouldn't fit on the roof. God,

1416
01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:43,559
Speaker 2: it wouldn't fit just on the roof with its wingspan

1417
01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:47,320
Speaker 2: an amazing bird. Just can I play a sound for you? Okay?

1418
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:49,800
Speaker 2: I'd like to say, play you a sound of what

1419
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:54,920
Speaker 2: the wait? What what they sound? Like so stupid that

1420
01:11:55,280 --> 01:11:56,639
Speaker 2: you go into a radio station.

1421
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:58,679
Speaker 3: Yeah and fourteen hundred.

1422
01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:03,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, So this was actually done by some ornithologists, is.

1423
01:12:03,880 --> 01:12:07,120
Speaker 1: That expectologists alogists.

1424
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:10,760
Speaker 2: They took its ancestor and then they they know what

1425
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:13,679
Speaker 2: bird larynxes and voice boxes do when you make them bigger,

1426
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:16,120
Speaker 2: So it's strings and they made it a little bit deeper.

1427
01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:18,800
Speaker 2: It was on radio New Zealand. They don't tell lies

1428
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:20,920
Speaker 2: at radio. They did this with like a mummy, right,

1429
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:22,960
Speaker 2: and they got their voice box and they printed it.

1430
01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:26,599
Speaker 2: They went through it was like it was so bad.

1431
01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:29,080
Speaker 2: So this is the sound we can trust radio in

1432
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:31,200
Speaker 2: New Zealand. Remember they had the Russian working for them.

1433
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:34,000
Speaker 2: That's right, it could be Russian propaganda.

1434
01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:39,280
Speaker 1: And coming down to our listeners, thorn good way, listen,

1435
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:41,720
Speaker 1: I would like to fund a little Russian in you.

1436
01:12:44,320 --> 01:13:00,719
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you would get outside even a morning

1437
01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:03,519
Speaker 2: tea for the boots. I waste time.

1438
01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:04,599
Speaker 3: It'll be like one ration.

1439
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:07,400
Speaker 2: One. No, you can just have one ration. You have

1440
01:13:07,439 --> 01:13:08,519
Speaker 2: to have a neighborhood of cats.

1441
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:08,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1442
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:12,320
Speaker 2: So and also the latest research on the Haast eagle

1443
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:15,800
Speaker 2: is that the way it ate it probably looked more

1444
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:18,479
Speaker 2: like an eagle with a vulture's head. I want to

1445
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:22,920
Speaker 2: see it ta da. How terrifying. So they believe they

1446
01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:27,120
Speaker 2: hypothesized it had a bald head because they found moa skeletons.

1447
01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:29,000
Speaker 2: It's some bathins which is like one of our best

1448
01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:32,160
Speaker 2: areas for fossils and stuff central Otago that have got

1449
01:13:32,240 --> 01:13:35,120
Speaker 2: these marks against hip bones and stuff that they said

1450
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:38,400
Speaker 2: are so deep that bird's whole head would have needed

1451
01:13:38,439 --> 01:13:40,920
Speaker 2: to be in so it would grab it. So how

1452
01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:42,800
Speaker 2: it we get a more as it would grab onto

1453
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:44,959
Speaker 2: its back and then use its head as a puncturing

1454
01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:48,720
Speaker 2: device through the head organs, it would get into its

1455
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:50,960
Speaker 2: liver and liver and it would just put its hooked

1456
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:52,880
Speaker 2: nose and and just rip the liver straight out and um,

1457
01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:55,920
Speaker 2: young yum, eat it while it's still fresh. And then

1458
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:59,559
Speaker 2: and then would be like oh, slowly dying. And then

1459
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:00,680
Speaker 2: it would have the around and it would have been

1460
01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:01,920
Speaker 2: a couple of days scavenging it.

1461
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:05,040
Speaker 1: Oh but we need to issue an apology to everyone

1462
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:07,080
Speaker 1: who's got a dog in the car. Oh really, my

1463
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,240
Speaker 1: friend who's in the car with a little ship poll

1464
01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:13,240
Speaker 1: that again wouldn't be a not even any not even

1465
01:14:13,320 --> 01:14:17,559
Speaker 1: a pre bed sound. You played the dog's freaking out.

1466
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:21,320
Speaker 2: Oh no, Well that's good though, because it's everything else

1467
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:24,000
Speaker 2: that's you know, wolf, like of that dog is gone.

1468
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:27,240
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, members, dude, there's a prime or something in

1469
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:29,160
Speaker 2: the middle of it that knows it's going to keep

1470
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:31,800
Speaker 2: an ear up for those Somebody said that bird has

1471
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:38,559
Speaker 2: a wing spread of two Sabrina carpenters. It's like listening

1472
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:40,800
Speaker 2: to the show we worked out Sabrina carpets one fifty

1473
01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:43,479
Speaker 2: one tool, she's under five for a tool like the

1474
01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:47,559
Speaker 2: morning three meters you have said text of the week,

1475
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:52,639
Speaker 2: thanks of the weak miniature, trophy, tournature, trophy, trophy miniature

1476
01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:55,800
Speaker 2: for that great another good text here. Someone said, you

1477
01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:58,120
Speaker 2: think that's impressive. I evolved from seventy kgs to one

1478
01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:02,400
Speaker 2: hundred and five and three months and nothing. But that's

1479
01:15:02,439 --> 01:15:08,160
Speaker 2: beautiful evolution. That's evolution. Evolution is that's evolution. I don't

1480
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:11,040
Speaker 2: know what even How can I play the sound again

1481
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:15,080
Speaker 2: for the ship poo A beautiful bird, the pass eagle,

1482
01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:17,200
Speaker 2: my favorite New Zealand bird of all time, May it

1483
01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:23,360
Speaker 2: rest in peace. Sounded like this here it comes. It's

1484
01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:33,400
Speaker 2: coming in coming from a distance and just coming in hot.

1485
01:15:34,439 --> 01:15:41,800
Speaker 5: Fact of the day, day day day day do do

1486
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:47,760
Speaker 5: do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Doo doooo.

1487
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:52,679
Speaker 7: Doo plays Flint Thorne and Hailey.

1488
01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:55,760
Speaker 2: Now really listens to the show, or people that follow

1489
01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:57,559
Speaker 2: my wife on social media will know that my father

1490
01:15:57,680 --> 01:16:01,120
Speaker 2: in law Ma, my other and AW is living in

1491
01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:02,120
Speaker 2: a little cottage.

1492
01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:03,360
Speaker 3: Yeah next door.

1493
01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:07,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, Now there's a paddock between us. That's there's a

1494
01:16:08,000 --> 01:16:12,439
Speaker 2: fenced channel. And every morning around about now, in fact,

1495
01:16:12,439 --> 01:16:14,600
Speaker 2: I should check on the camera, the dogs will be

1496
01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:17,280
Speaker 2: waiting at that gate, and he walks across and he

1497
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:18,880
Speaker 2: opens that gate and then the dogs run over to

1498
01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:20,400
Speaker 2: his house and we don't see them again until he

1499
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:23,080
Speaker 2: puts them back at four thirty. Every single day texts

1500
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:25,920
Speaker 2: and says the dogs are starving. They must be fit

1501
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,280
Speaker 2: there in dinner immediately.

1502
01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:31,679
Speaker 1: Yes, so it's kind of good. He plays and looks

1503
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:34,760
Speaker 1: after them all day. Yeah, they look so happy. When

1504
01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:36,280
Speaker 1: I pulled up to your house not long ago, and

1505
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:37,840
Speaker 1: I saw them on this front little bit.

1506
01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:43,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, a covered sunny porch. Yeah for every weather. Now, yeah,

1507
01:16:44,200 --> 01:16:46,040
Speaker 2: it's running from one direction, they'll go over to there

1508
01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:48,040
Speaker 2: his house. If it's running it his house will come

1509
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:53,400
Speaker 2: to our place. So I have noticed though that Richie,

1510
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:58,720
Speaker 2: particularly Ralph's chok Ralph's chunked up a little bit, but

1511
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:01,439
Speaker 2: the vet also said he needed a little bit more chunk.

1512
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:04,360
Speaker 2: He was a little non chunk there. We needed a chunk,

1513
01:17:04,479 --> 01:17:06,599
Speaker 2: just a little bit. I had noticed that Richard the retriever,

1514
01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:09,960
Speaker 2: who has never had a trouble with being not enough chunk.

1515
01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:11,240
Speaker 1: That's why you rescued him.

1516
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:14,360
Speaker 2: He was chunk. Yeah, And we got him and he

1517
01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:16,559
Speaker 2: was and continued to remove the chunk.

1518
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:16,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1519
01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:20,559
Speaker 2: Well, I've noticed he's chunked. So I did that thing

1520
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:23,360
Speaker 2: where I dragged the kitchen scatter, our bathroom scales out

1521
01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:26,559
Speaker 2: onto the decking, weighed myself, which itself was a little

1522
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:27,240
Speaker 2: chunk of an.

1523
01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:31,200
Speaker 3: Have we chunked a little?

1524
01:17:32,439 --> 01:17:34,479
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, I'm fully clothed and eaten all

1525
01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:36,040
Speaker 1: day and I haven't done a poop and phone in

1526
01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:37,519
Speaker 1: my pocket and I've got a phone in my pocket.

1527
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:40,200
Speaker 2: So yeah, I reason when I was waited for a helicopter,

1528
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:42,439
Speaker 2: He's like, this is the number you wrote down is

1529
01:17:42,479 --> 01:17:44,960
Speaker 2: significantly less than what I'm seeing now. I'm like, wait,

1530
01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:47,120
Speaker 2: you think I put on all this get away myself

1531
01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:51,360
Speaker 2: at home? Man? Yeah, So I picked up the dog

1532
01:17:51,479 --> 01:17:54,200
Speaker 2: and then weighed myself and then did the old subtraction. Yeah,

1533
01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:57,880
Speaker 2: he's about eight kg's heavy than he should be, which

1534
01:17:57,920 --> 01:18:00,680
Speaker 2: on a dog is a lot. It's all. Yeah, he

1535
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:03,880
Speaker 2: doesn't need treats because he finds his own treats. He

1536
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:09,080
Speaker 2: eats of fruit that falls off a tree or animal feces.

1537
01:18:09,840 --> 01:18:14,960
Speaker 2: He's afraid. He's an afraid. I could say, my cat's

1538
01:18:15,040 --> 01:18:16,280
Speaker 2: never had animals.

1539
01:18:17,439 --> 01:18:17,880
Speaker 7: And it is.

1540
01:18:20,479 --> 01:18:23,200
Speaker 2: Chu because he's getting treats all day from your father,

1541
01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:26,400
Speaker 2: from my father, and it's what secretly feeding, secret defending

1542
01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:28,120
Speaker 2: them and need to get them back to our place

1543
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:28,519
Speaker 2: for dinner.

1544
01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:30,320
Speaker 3: I've seen this because I put a camera there. Yeah,

1545
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:32,760
Speaker 3: I need a visual proof.

1546
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:36,000
Speaker 2: I have the proof. Every day when he brings them

1547
01:18:36,040 --> 01:18:41,360
Speaker 2: back across, he gives them two triangle Tux biscuits to

1548
01:18:41,439 --> 01:18:45,000
Speaker 2: get them back across. And they apparently have started to

1549
01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:47,200
Speaker 2: refuse to come back to our house unless there's a

1550
01:18:47,280 --> 01:18:49,240
Speaker 2: Tux biscuits.

1551
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:51,320
Speaker 1: Training them into this bad behavior.

1552
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:54,000
Speaker 2: You're familiar with the big triangle Tux biscuits. You have

1553
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:56,840
Speaker 2: the song they have the diesel for the working dog

1554
01:18:57,600 --> 01:19:01,639
Speaker 2: from Capriannga to the bluff. I'm saying that's good enough. Yeah,

1555
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:05,120
Speaker 2: it's these dogs are not working. No, they are lazy

1556
01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:09,160
Speaker 2: lazy dogs. Yeah, and they're getting two tuckst biscuits as

1557
01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:12,680
Speaker 2: a reward for walking no more than thirty meters and

1558
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:14,400
Speaker 2: then they'll get it, and then they'll come and flump

1559
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:17,160
Speaker 2: by our door expecting their dinner. Because you'll remember the

1560
01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:21,280
Speaker 2: text message. He sees every day starving, Yeah, salibating for

1561
01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:24,120
Speaker 2: food they have been without. Yeah, and I've seen them

1562
01:19:24,160 --> 01:19:25,240
Speaker 2: feeding them, feeding them.

1563
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:30,080
Speaker 3: We're whinding the guy place and take the biscuits off them.

1564
01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:34,600
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, confiscate them. You confiscate the biscuits. I

1565
01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:36,600
Speaker 2: was thinking of training the gate shut and putting a

1566
01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:39,280
Speaker 2: padlock on them, and like it's like chaining the fridge,

1567
01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:41,559
Speaker 2: because he's technically the fridge. He's just the snack machine

1568
01:19:41,600 --> 01:19:42,160
Speaker 2: for these dogs.

1569
01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:42,479
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1570
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:44,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, And he's chunking them up and he's like no,

1571
01:19:44,840 --> 01:19:46,559
Speaker 2: And he's seen a photo to shot. He's like, look

1572
01:19:46,600 --> 01:19:48,360
Speaker 2: how happy and healthy they are. And it's Richy on

1573
01:19:48,400 --> 01:19:52,240
Speaker 2: his back looking like a big fat lard ball. He's

1574
01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:55,280
Speaker 2: a big, happy, healthy dog. I'm like, no, it's bad.

1575
01:19:57,479 --> 01:19:59,960
Speaker 2: Lost them with food. It's not going to turn out girts.

1576
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:01,599
Speaker 2: So how are you going to mitigate this? How are

1577
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:03,240
Speaker 2: you going to get it on a diet? Well, I've

1578
01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:05,880
Speaker 2: said there's there's to be no treats, and if it

1579
01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:09,200
Speaker 2: gets worse, there'll be a chain on the gate and

1580
01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:10,320
Speaker 2: they won't be going to his house.

1581
01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:13,280
Speaker 1: They'll be staying in our section where there are no treats.

1582
01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:14,120
Speaker 1: He's still feeding them.

1583
01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:16,120
Speaker 2: He's going to reach over, he's going to come over.

1584
01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:23,680
Speaker 2: You make good. Do you remember those dogs he had,

1585
01:20:23,720 --> 01:20:28,200
Speaker 2: those stupid little terrier things that he had. They were

1586
01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:33,920
Speaker 2: like rowned, they were round the Yeah, he'd cooked himself

1587
01:20:34,040 --> 01:20:39,200
Speaker 2: a signature dish of kidney and livers and tripe, all

1588
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:41,519
Speaker 2: amounts of offall, and then he feed the dogs the

1589
01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:45,080
Speaker 2: same thing. Yeah, and he's sure that's a wolf's diet.

1590
01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:48,720
Speaker 2: But these are not wolves. Hard the little hamburg Yeah,

1591
01:20:49,439 --> 01:20:52,960
Speaker 2: w of a wolf? Oh God, bad dogs. So now

1592
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:56,240
Speaker 2: I've got to unchunked the chunk again.

1593
01:20:56,320 --> 01:20:57,800
Speaker 1: Well you, why don't you take him on a run

1594
01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:01,560
Speaker 1: with you, You run a bit, get him on the

1595
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:02,040
Speaker 1: triap mill.

1596
01:21:02,240 --> 01:21:05,320
Speaker 2: It's city for me. We need to take anytime. You

1597
01:21:05,479 --> 01:21:08,080
Speaker 2: need to get the dogs. Memb, what can he come

1598
01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:10,000
Speaker 2: in on my tag? Well, my because my friend who's

1599
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:12,400
Speaker 2: got a big dog. I think a labrador. I think

1600
01:21:12,439 --> 01:21:15,720
Speaker 2: a labrador gone absolute worst.

1601
01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:19,000
Speaker 1: Similar he's got a treadmill in his house because he's

1602
01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:23,080
Speaker 1: laser and he just put chains the not chains of tucks,

1603
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:26,720
Speaker 1: puts the no, puts his leash around the front of

1604
01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:28,559
Speaker 1: the handle, and then just sits in and lets him

1605
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:29,120
Speaker 1: walk all day.

1606
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:32,240
Speaker 2: He just walks. Yeah, oh, my friend Danger sort of

1607
01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:35,560
Speaker 2: sits on his ars and players games. It seems like

1608
01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:39,080
Speaker 2: a real that's insulting to the dog. You need to

1609
01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:41,600
Speaker 2: work out. I need to sit here and have some

1610
01:21:41,720 --> 01:21:42,160
Speaker 2: treats and.

1611
01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:47,160
Speaker 1: Get chonky play. We're going to the quiz. The quiz

1612
01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:48,720
Speaker 1: we go to this about third year in a row

1613
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:51,800
Speaker 1: for your kid's school. Warning not that not that we

1614
01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:53,559
Speaker 1: want to go on about our charity, and we don't

1615
01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:54,760
Speaker 1: wan to go to about charity. But we did win

1616
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:56,280
Speaker 1: last year, and we came second the year before, and

1617
01:21:56,400 --> 01:22:00,800
Speaker 1: so we're going our tables theme Pirates.

1618
01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:03,640
Speaker 3: I'm kind of sulky because I'm not sulking, but I

1619
01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:04,439
Speaker 3: just can't be bothered.

1620
01:22:04,439 --> 01:22:06,679
Speaker 2: It's too hard. Last year it was Minions and Fletch

1621
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:09,519
Speaker 2: played group and perfect and I think went bestressed.

1622
01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:13,760
Speaker 3: Yeah we did, and yes a lot from you.

1623
01:22:14,000 --> 01:22:15,439
Speaker 1: I'm a sexy pirate winch.

1624
01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:18,599
Speaker 2: I don't have anything pirate I've got them sorted. I've

1625
01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:21,639
Speaker 2: got you sort it. I've got gold jewelry. We're gonna

1626
01:22:21,640 --> 01:22:23,080
Speaker 2: put some gold chains around us.

1627
01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:24,839
Speaker 3: I do you think I've ever worn gold jewelry?

1628
01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:28,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, where you are, I've got I've got a shirt

1629
01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:30,360
Speaker 1: and a waistcoat he could borrow. They can just chuck

1630
01:22:30,439 --> 01:22:32,559
Speaker 1: on like that, undo it a bit so it looks

1631
01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:35,040
Speaker 1: a bit rugged like that. I've got a spear eye patch.

1632
01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:37,720
Speaker 2: If you've got a striped T shirt, you could turn

1633
01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:43,840
Speaker 2: into like a pirate do rag that's what they wore.

1634
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:46,080
Speaker 1: No today, I'm going looking for a pirate hat for Aaron,

1635
01:22:46,120 --> 01:22:48,479
Speaker 1: So I'll get you a pirate hair as well. I've

1636
01:22:48,479 --> 01:22:50,680
Speaker 1: got a spear sword. Then just wear black jeans and

1637
01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:51,400
Speaker 1: some boots.

1638
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:54,919
Speaker 3: With you turn up in black jeans and boots.

1639
01:22:55,280 --> 01:22:55,880
Speaker 4: You sort it.

1640
01:22:55,960 --> 01:22:57,960
Speaker 1: If you just come to my house and black jeans and.

1641
01:22:58,000 --> 01:23:00,360
Speaker 2: Boots, it was great. It's great.

1642
01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:02,920
Speaker 1: Now Now now is all happy?

1643
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:06,640
Speaker 2: And to get a costume, do you know what?

1644
01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:08,120
Speaker 3: I don't like dress up.

1645
01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:12,160
Speaker 1: You obviously also the other thing because we have a

1646
01:23:12,200 --> 01:23:14,200
Speaker 1: Halloween party, so this is just like this is an

1647
01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:16,879
Speaker 1: easy one. We got to do a new couples couple's

1648
01:23:16,960 --> 01:23:19,559
Speaker 1: costume because we did a couple's costume story.

1649
01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:21,639
Speaker 2: I've got to this is going to be really awkward

1650
01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:24,120
Speaker 2: to do live on the radio. But you know the

1651
01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:27,280
Speaker 2: Halloween party, how Haley was like, I can't make it.

1652
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:29,280
Speaker 2: We need to do it on Friday, and they're like, okay,

1653
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:32,400
Speaker 2: we'll do it on Friday. And now they changed it

1654
01:23:32,479 --> 01:23:35,760
Speaker 2: to Friday to accommodate Hailey and nobody else could make it.

1655
01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:38,639
Speaker 1: So now they've changed it back to Saturday. So I'm

1656
01:23:38,640 --> 01:23:40,920
Speaker 1: not coming to Halloween, so you're not coming? Yeah, what

1657
01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:43,280
Speaker 1: a shame for I can't make this Saturday either. I

1658
01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:45,880
Speaker 1: was told at the weekend to tell you, and I've

1659
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:46,479
Speaker 1: just told you.

1660
01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:48,280
Speaker 2: This really sucks.

1661
01:23:48,520 --> 01:23:48,720
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1662
01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:50,800
Speaker 1: I felt really powerful that I had moved the party

1663
01:23:50,840 --> 01:23:53,639
Speaker 1: from Saturday to Friday, and they honored that the GEGGA

1664
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:54,839
Speaker 1: would do that on my behalf.

1665
01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:55,160
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1666
01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:58,160
Speaker 2: Sorry, okay, I'm just going on to my calendar. Where

1667
01:23:58,320 --> 01:24:05,280
Speaker 2: is that Halloween party to? Just because I don't want

1668
01:24:05,320 --> 01:24:06,920
Speaker 2: to go, but you do? Yeah, I have to go.

1669
01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:09,000
Speaker 1: Do you want to go to Parmerston North to do

1670
01:24:09,240 --> 01:24:10,960
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes of stand up with Ben Hurley?

1671
01:24:11,120 --> 01:24:16,240
Speaker 2: Yeah? Fifteen minutes? Yea, I think maybe it's twenty Okay, Okay,

1672
01:24:16,360 --> 01:24:19,240
Speaker 2: start go. Let's just run your stay, your next egg,

1673
01:24:19,520 --> 01:24:26,160
Speaker 2: next egg. You know I'm from ms Font's Man, I

1674
01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:29,760
Speaker 2: need a word from the crowd. No, that's improp I

1675
01:24:29,800 --> 01:24:34,240
Speaker 2: don't need anything prepared, says you want to see mine? No,

1676
01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:40,680
Speaker 2: they'll be like, yeah, another podcast in the bag, the

1677
01:24:40,760 --> 01:24:42,679
Speaker 2: plastic bag. Are they back?

1678
01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:43,439
Speaker 5: No?

1679
01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:46,160
Speaker 2: No? Still band? Okay, they never left.

1680
01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,880
Speaker 1: Where you come in with the lineorn boy man, if

1681
01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:53,000
Speaker 1: you enjoyed that, okay, Oh and if you enjoyed it,

1682
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:54,800
Speaker 1: give us a writing and a review and be sure

1683
01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:56,240
Speaker 1: to tell all of your friends.

1684
01:24:56,880 --> 01:25:02,040
Speaker 2: God, I need some sleep. Saint James Fletch, vonn and

1685
01:25:02,120 --> 01:25:02,400
Speaker 2: highly