1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:04,800 Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network. It's Fleachborn and Hayley's a 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:09,119 Speaker 1: little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. 3 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 1: And I saw a penis at the gym. Fuck yeah, 4 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:17,920 Speaker 1: penis not my penis on the main gym floor. 5 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 2: I saw a penis. What wow, floppy penis? 6 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 3: Please tell me if I see them, I want them 7 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 3: to be rigid. 8 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 1: You know that's my pre Okay, this is what happened. 9 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:32,320 Speaker 1: This is how I saw a penis at the gym 10 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:37,319 Speaker 1: on the floor. I was doing some abdominal exercises. I'm 11 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:41,479 Speaker 1: doing a thirty day ab thing after my workout. 12 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:41,919 Speaker 3: I do it. 13 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes me, makes me do it. 14 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 3: Nice's got to be strong in the core. 15 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 2: What to do for it? 16 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:50,919 Speaker 1: It depends what day it is worn Today. I've got 17 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 1: a res day tomorrow, which is great. I did skip 18 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 1: a day, but we've got res day, so we'll make 19 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 1: it up. Today we're doing sixty five crunches, sixty five 20 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: rushing twits with the league cycle, a Russian twits, a 21 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 1: sixty five second plank and opposite arm and league raisers. 22 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,840 Speaker 2: Yeah. So that's because only day four of thirty so 23 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,560 Speaker 2: we're oh, you're building an art we're building it up. Anyway, 24 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:14,319 Speaker 2: I get to. 25 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,840 Speaker 3: The way should join you and we should do it 26 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 3: in the air brakes? Can you do sixty foot? Does 27 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:19,000 Speaker 3: it have to be in a row? 28 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 2: Well, no, you just doing whenever you do them joint. 29 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:23,679 Speaker 3: So anyway, I'll join, we'll join in tomorrow. 30 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,000 Speaker 1: I get through my list of things and I'm down 31 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 1: to this. I think it was sixty second ab hold. 32 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,440 Speaker 1: So I put my phone in front of me, I 33 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 1: turn it on and I'm like bracing. 34 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,280 Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, what do you call that? Plank? Planking? 35 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 1: And I'm like looking up at the clock and I'm like, okay, 36 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:38,039 Speaker 1: I've got a little bit. 37 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:38,559 Speaker 2: Of time left. 38 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 1: And beside me are two guys rugby lads i'd call them, 39 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 1: I'd say early twitties. And one of them was doing 40 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 1: pull ups before when I was doing my abs. So 41 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 1: we're doing pull ups and taking turns, and one of 42 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:53,240 Speaker 1: them had like a one of the sticks that you 43 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: use for like stretching a. 44 00:01:57,760 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 2: Handle for doll to be dohn teller than in. 45 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,040 Speaker 1: And when one of them was doing pull ups, the 46 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 1: other one was kind of like poking him in the 47 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 1: back and the butt kind. 48 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 2: Of as a joke, like come on, genuine friend. 49 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:10,639 Speaker 1: And so they were just joking around and so and 50 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 1: then when I did want my hold, I turned around 51 00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 1: and one of them was doing a pull up and 52 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 1: his friend decided to downtrail him. But he downtrailed not 53 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: just his pants but his light cotton boxes and his 54 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: deck was just flopping out, and I was like, and 55 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 1: I just. 56 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:30,120 Speaker 2: Looked around and the floor, luckily like where I. 57 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 3: Was in the gym, it was maybe like I'm calling 58 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:36,919 Speaker 3: a bullshit on that noise was about and wherever. 59 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,960 Speaker 1: I would know, I was actually like sicken hand embarrassed 60 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 1: with this guy. And I like turned around and I 61 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 1: could just hear the guy say and they started laughing. 62 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: And then the guy was like, well, I hope no 63 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:52,680 Speaker 1: one saw it. And I was like, I fucking saw it. 64 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:54,520 Speaker 3: How far down the list? 65 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:58,800 Speaker 2: When you said how far? How fast is the deck 66 00:02:59,040 --> 00:02:59,640 Speaker 2: all the way? 67 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 1: And he jumped down and quickly pulled his pants his 68 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,239 Speaker 1: buttole as well. 69 00:03:04,639 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 2: I know, because he was side on to me. He 70 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 2: was side on, and I. 71 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 1: Was just like, oh my godly, this is but eleven 72 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:11,680 Speaker 1: o'clock at the gym. 73 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:12,840 Speaker 3: How was you know? 74 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 4: Shannon wants to if was a good dick what a perve. 75 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:20,400 Speaker 3: Never talked like this. 76 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 2: This was two girls and this had happened. You wouldn't 77 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 2: say how good were the tts? 78 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:25,080 Speaker 4: You was. 79 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:27,800 Speaker 3: How good were the tits? 80 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,360 Speaker 4: But wait a minute, if I had pull ups, then 81 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 4: it's an uptrail to see the tits. 82 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it wouldn't try't do that to each. 83 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 3: Wouldn't have to hang by the legs upside down. 84 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 1: But girls wouldn't do that to each other. God no, 85 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 1: classic guys. 86 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 3: But it was sloppy as well. You can't tell. 87 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 2: And cardio really makes it retracted up inside you. 88 00:03:58,320 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's protecting itself. 89 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,480 Speaker 4: You know. We talked about coined the phrase eighty years 90 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:05,840 Speaker 4: back in the day, exercise dick syndrome. Yeah, right, goes, Yeah, 91 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:08,040 Speaker 4: it kind of goes, pulls up and signs your blood 92 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,880 Speaker 4: use for the muscles and circulating and stuff and nothing 93 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:12,839 Speaker 4: nothing left for the dick. 94 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 2: But wild anyway, wild guys. 95 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 4: And then and is that can I just clarify that's 96 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:21,160 Speaker 4: the first dick you've seen it the les Mills gym. 97 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:22,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, well apart from my own when I go to 98 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 2: the toilet. Yeah, we're actually just to confirm that we've 99 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 2: actually got a polygraph. 100 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 3: You operated from the FBI. 101 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:34,800 Speaker 1: Here well, there aren't that many downtrops.