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Speaker 1: Daily bespoke content that you won't find on the radio

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Speaker 1: show The HURDARKI Breakfast podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's good to be in the podcast, doesn't It doesn't

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Speaker 2: just feel so much better to be in in the podcast.

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Speaker 2: H But it's a bit of me in the podcast

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Speaker 2: and out of the podcast.

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Speaker 3: Better to have podcasted and lost than to never have

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Speaker 3: casted pot at all.

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Speaker 2: It's funny how you can be in a podcast but

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Speaker 2: not being a podcast. Like, for example, I'm in the

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Speaker 2: podcast right now, I am right on the podcast here,

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Speaker 2: I'm watching me here. Oh, whereas right now I'm not

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Speaker 2: on the podcast.

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Speaker 3: Now You've still on the podcast. Feel like you're still

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Speaker 3: in the podcast, just a bit quieter, just further away.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't think that I'm as much in the podcast.

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Speaker 3: From you're disconnected from the podcast.

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Speaker 4: If you look at your phone for a bit, you

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Speaker 4: could probably feel like you're less part of the podcast

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Speaker 4: as well. You're like, oh.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we could have a massive blow up

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Speaker 3: about it. Yeah, make international news, make international news.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't screw with people personal lives.

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Speaker 3: Move on, move on, move on, move on.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to fucking move move on now, mate, you're

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Speaker 4: a fly. I just want to talk about Bangladesh in

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Speaker 4: Australia now, mate, move on, because I know those people.

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Speaker 3: What is going on in Australian radio? Are we not?

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Speaker 3: Are we not having enough falling outs on the air?

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Speaker 3: Is that what's going on?

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Speaker 2: I did Jackie O leave the Kyle and Jackie out?

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Speaker 4: Apparently they might offer her another shift on a different.

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Speaker 2: Show, casual content.

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Speaker 3: That's because I don't want to.

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Speaker 4: Get onto the phone to the studio.

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Speaker 2: She could be a week in wounded.

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Speaker 4: That's a good idea.

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Speaker 3: That's good idea.

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Speaker 2: I high level weekend wounded ten million every five year,

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Speaker 2: twenty million deal or whatever the hell are they signs about?

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Speaker 3: It's about what I got on the weekends?

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Speaker 2: Do they?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, okay, because every time I hear of

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Speaker 3: it because we don't live over there, right, so you

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Speaker 3: don't hear of Kyle Sanderland's and Jackie Oh very often

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Speaker 3: unless this kind of thing's happening, and it's happening so

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Speaker 3: often that it's sort of bow cried wolf. I just

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Speaker 3: I'm okay, how they you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: What it's happened before?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 4: So they're going to give for twenty years as apprenticeship

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Speaker 4: I thought they were new and then most hear them

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Speaker 4: and their most recent deal they signed was for ten

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Speaker 4: years for one hundred million between them. I don't know

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Speaker 4: what the split was, whether Kyle would sixty according to

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Speaker 4: the stats. I don't agree.

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Speaker 2: I don't agree with the someone's not happy with something,

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Speaker 3: Do you know what it was what he told her offer?

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Speaker 3: Did you hear the audio? Yeah, she was googling stuff.

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Speaker 2: She's gurgling stuff. They're sniped from the show star sign stuff.

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Speaker 2: She got to you get in too much into the

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Speaker 2: star sign ship. Yeah, I mean if you were getting

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Speaker 2: into the star signs shit, I'd be come on, mate, Well.

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Speaker 2: Should I I guess star weather apps in my star signs?

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Speaker 3: Whether apps are your star signs. You're not an astrology gilly,

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Speaker 3: You're a what do they call it meteorol? You're a

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Speaker 3: media old you gilly.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there was just a bit of the argument.

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Speaker 3: You're off with the fairies with don't have to prove

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Speaker 3: doing something. Listen listening to the program you'll hear yourself.

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Speaker 2: That actually makes it sound way more interesting than it was,

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Speaker 2: because I listened to the whole yeah, bloody twenty minute

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Speaker 2: that's been cut up, mixed up, cut up and destroyed

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Speaker 2: by Yeah that mates. He's a good man.

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Speaker 3: He is major flavors five good and great guy. I

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Speaker 3: hate I hate that, I know it as extra nambers

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Speaker 2: When I first started working at MTV, him and d L.

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Speaker 2: Used to do a show on m t V. They

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Speaker 2: were just pushing back against the man the whole time.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what, We're not pushing back against the

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Speaker 3: men enough. Geez, we're learning on this podcast. We're not

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Speaker 3: having falling out staged falling outs, and we're not pushing

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Speaker 2: I feel like pushing back against the man was a

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Speaker 2: real nineties thing to do. It was because you didn't

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Speaker 2: want to sell out. It was a huge You did

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Speaker 2: not want to sell out, and that meant not commercializing anything. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: leaving some dosh on the table. Leaving opportunities. You didn't

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Speaker 3: It's the what do they call it the punk paradox

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Speaker 3: you grapple with that in your own head?

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Speaker 2: Well grunge I guess was the same thing. Yeah, it

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Speaker 4: What if we start a radio segment either called Fucking

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Speaker 4: with Aussie Todd or Fucking with Staino, and we like

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Speaker 4: do do wacky stuff like film them sitting on a

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Speaker 2: Yeah we could put I don't think we will last

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Speaker 4: We could. We could put something bad in this coffee,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, do we need to go back to

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Speaker 3: Toddy tell us that he's tearing our contracts up? Is

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Speaker 3: just like a prank, good one, you know, you know

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Speaker 3: where the bosses. The bosses are on it, and the

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Speaker 2: B Yeah, well maybe maybe, I mean we can you

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Speaker 3: No? Used to do the same thing over and over again.

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Speaker 2: Put shaving foam on the on the boss's car post.

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Speaker 2: And then set up cameras.

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Speaker 2: Is a ship in the middle of my lounge? Guys,

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Speaker 3: You're okay with hardwood floors?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you can just get the handy handy out,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that goes in there, stays in there forever.

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Speaker 3: Your kids have a shit in your carpet?

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, over had that spew is the worst.

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Speaker 2: I'm You're like, get out, get out, get out, get

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Speaker 3: Imagine how cold will be when you're outside you.

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Speaker 4: It's the same with dogs, though, man, because you don't

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Speaker 2: Going through some pretty horrific stuff that listen to dad.

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Speaker 3: Then yeah, the annoying you're not the father your dog.

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Speaker 3: But but I'm dead, but I my cat. Well I

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Speaker 3: walked over under the carpet, throw up on it got

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Speaker 3: I could kick you clean across the road here, miss.

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Speaker 2: I did have a number of conversations with my kids

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Speaker 2: and saying like, if ever you feel like spearing in

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Speaker 2: It's so hard to especially that bloody the loop carpet

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Speaker 3: Also, what do you can do once the kid gets

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Speaker 2: I'll spell on you. I mean, they want to be comforted,

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Speaker 3: Is it because you can't hit them anymore? Is that

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Speaker 3: what I mean? Imagine that I.

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Speaker 2: Need to spute.

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Speaker 3: I'll give you you.

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Speaker 2: Spew such appearance from the eighties, I'll give you.

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Speaker 3: I'll give you something to spew about. Mate, you think

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Speaker 3: you want to spew now? But yeah, so back to

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Speaker 3: us manufacturing some sort of on your beef?

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Speaker 2: Is that?

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Speaker 3: Is that just what's going on over there in Australia?

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Speaker 3: Is it any Australian listeners get in touch, reach out,

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Speaker 3: call the podcast hundred.

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Speaker 2: We've still got our relationship with our friends at be

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Speaker 2: one day, the Ben checking.

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Speaker 4: We can bring it back. I haven't. I have not

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Speaker 4: texted Abby for a while. Good that though I don't

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Speaker 4: mind texting her again. I've still obviously got and I've checked.

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Speaker 2: I think that's a good jobs.

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Speaker 3: A woman's touch. I don't know if they want to

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Speaker 3: talk about They probably don't want to talk about the

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Speaker 2: No, of course, not that'd be hot. I saw a

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Speaker 4: Cackv Steve Steve the Cack the Cack met the wolf

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Speaker 4: Man and wolf Man and Heavy the breoth friggy.

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Speaker 3: The cack I'm thinking of the Yeah, Wolfman's prolific on

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Speaker 3: No, well, he would just be in the corner already.

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Speaker 3: He's more of a watcher.

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Speaker 4: Cack drinking the car would go well, like a comedy

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, Can someone google it was?

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Speaker 2: You could google it was the cack a comedian?

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Speaker 4: You google that? We'll just have a quick break because

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Speaker 2: How do you spell cock?

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Speaker 4: See j E R?

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Speaker 2: What was the cack? Hold on? Was the cuck from?

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Speaker 3: Hold on?

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Speaker 4: When I don't take a break while he googles this.

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Speaker 2: From one B one o five? If M a comedian?

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Speaker 2: Into are you in Yes. Steve Davidson, the radio host

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Speaker 3: Get out.

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Speaker 2: I'm not joking, not you.

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Speaker 4: That's what the cucks got at home? Oh I hang

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Speaker 4: on which one?

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Speaker 2: Was there a shower in here?

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Speaker 3: I think? I think I'm good. There isn't a shower

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Speaker 3: And there was a there was a radio station in

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Speaker 2: That's me.

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Speaker 3: That's me weekend announcer. I'll announce.

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Speaker 3: Well, this is the things. And then when I was

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Speaker 3: I was have I just been Have I been cut? Dude?

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Speaker 4: And I've just been filming me?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? It was real. It was called Paradise FIM. I

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Speaker 3: you're in Paradise, Yeah, I know. Pardi was Yeah, it

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I want to go on the radio.

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Speaker 3: And they were like, and I think I saw her

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because there's the thing. You can't move to another

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Speaker 3: Uh Veridically, I got rejected from the doll because I

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Speaker 2: I feel like that's discriminatory.

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Speaker 3: I agree, but how do you do your partner?

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Speaker 3: And I was like, but that's putting a lot of

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Speaker 3: You don't think, like, why would I be in here

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Speaker 4: She just keeps it.

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Speaker 3: She keeps all her own money, keeps it.

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Speaker 3: Dollars a week student Nah, they didn't have that when I.

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Speaker 4: Was a student, did they make you look for a

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Speaker 3: Did you ever get a job on off sjas? I

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Speaker 2: I did, Actually I tried. I applied for one that

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Speaker 2: I'm not a door to door salesperson. I don't I

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Speaker 3: I couldn't.

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Speaker 3: Mine was a dairy. If I've told this story before,

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Speaker 3: it for? And you're like school books. Yeah, And then

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Speaker 3: should have just been called dumb shat because that's all

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Speaker 3: didn't buy groceries or anything with that. No, you just

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Speaker 3: And I was about to buy a course related ounce

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Speaker 3: sold it to Evryan, I will pay you back plus

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Speaker 3: a profit from what I've sold it yep. And then

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Speaker 3: once I've sold it, then I go back to those

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Speaker 3: use it to reinvest in another couple of ounces. Then

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Speaker 3: I resell that stuff and then I'll pay you back

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Speaker 3: double next time you can on that. And then they

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Speaker 3: I'm just taking more money off those people. And so

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Speaker 3: every time they reinvest I've only ever got enough money

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Speaker 3: in my ouns that doesn't exist. And so if at

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Speaker 3: I want out of the Ponzi scheme, which you don't

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Speaker 3: know is the Ponzi scheme, at that time, I goes, sweet, bro,

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Speaker 3: here's all the money for you. But where that comes unstuck,

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Speaker 3: as if and all of them there's a run on

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Speaker 3: your Ponzi scheme. If there's a run on my Ponzi scheme,

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Speaker 3: and then some or if someone goes you're either the

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Speaker 3: drugs because no one's bought anything off you, none of

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Speaker 3: our mates, no one's ever seen it. Where is this?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And then I'll be like, well, mate, I'm very discreet.

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Speaker 3: You know, I can't have loose lips out here, you know. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: so yeah, for legal reasons, I never did that.

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Speaker 2: I pleased that you didn't, but yeah, that's how that works?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, should we run a Ponzi scheme on the show?

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Speaker 2: Should we get we go, we'll have to sell our podcast.

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Speaker 3: I've thought about this before. A multi level marketing scheme

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Speaker 3: which you may know as a pyramid scheme, where we

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Speaker 3: get each listener to recruit two more listeners, you know

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Speaker 3: what I mean, and then each of them they then

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Speaker 3: become their own boss babe and recruit two more listeners.

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Speaker 3: And then that way, that's how we grow the audience.

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Speaker 3: Is the Hiderachy Breakfast pyramid schame. I don't know how

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Speaker 3: exactly that would work. How you going to be some

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Speaker 3: kind of center?

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Speaker 4: Are you coming up with an idea to grow already?

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Speaker 3: I'll knock that on the edge.

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Speaker 4: Let's just not frowned upon.

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Speaker 1: Jerry and Manaia hatch the radio show from six till

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Speaker 1: ten weekdays, The Hidarki Breakfast