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Speaker 2: Every Friday on Matt and Tyler Afternoons on z B,

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Speaker 2: we name the New Zealander of the Week and honor

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Speaker 2: that we bestow on your behalf to a newsmaker who's

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Speaker 2: had an outsized effect on our great and beautiful nation.

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Speaker 3: Over the previous seven days.

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Speaker 2: So, without further ado, the nominees for madd and Tyler

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Speaker 2: Afternoons New Zealand of the Week are Nominally one also

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Speaker 2: gets the Ship Award. He's been away and now he's

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Speaker 2: coming back to Canterbury where he won them seven crowns.

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Speaker 2: He'll be eligible for the ABS in October twenty six

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Speaker 2: and he'll be there for the World Cup twenty twenty seven.

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Speaker 2: Raiser loves him and we love Raises for deep strategy.

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Speaker 2: We all know what happened in twenty eleven. Body Mackenzie

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Speaker 2: Ritchie and maybe love all the cheers. You are nominated

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Speaker 2: for New Zealander of the Week.

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Speaker 3: You ever, this is a single Pernald.

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Speaker 2: Two also gets the E Grade for a Crap System Award.

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Speaker 2: NCAA was confusing anti excellence and didn't help young Kewis

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Speaker 2: achieve their best. It was such a cock up not

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Speaker 2: even its architects are coming out to support it. Would

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Speaker 2: it kill us to tell the kids the truth, give

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Speaker 2: them a proper grade and get them ready for the

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Speaker 2: real world their certificate of education. Whatever you turn out

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Speaker 2: to be, you'll be better than NCAA. And you are

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Speaker 2: nominated for New Zealander of the Week, but there can

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Speaker 2: be only one, and the winner gets the poop Blue Award.

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Speaker 2: Dogs are the best of us, loyal, cute and friendly. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 2: what comes out there back end is second only to

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Speaker 2: what comes out of a cat's back end for disgustingness.

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Speaker 3: But never fear.

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Speaker 2: Wherever they're the dog in our beautiful country, there is

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Speaker 2: a great New Zealander not far behind with a bunch

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Speaker 2: of bags. The best of these people will even pick

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Speaker 2: up the filth of other people's dogs, dog walking Kiwi's

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Speaker 2: and your bags of shame. You are out getting exercise,

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Speaker 2: vitamin D and bringing joy to the world, and you

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Speaker 2: and your filthy bags are the Madden Tyler afternoons. New

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Speaker 2: Zealanders of the Week take it away, howie.

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Speaker 3: Just don't put them in a freshly clear wheeye bend.

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Speaker 2: In front of someone's house or a public fund, in

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Speaker 2: front of a deary All right, then okay, Colin.

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Speaker 3: Colin's good poousen what a goodpool?

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