1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,000 Speaker 1: From the Zitium podcast network. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,720 Speaker 2: It's Fleechborn and Haley's a little bit of pod. 3 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:09,559 Speaker 1: Welcome to a little bit of pod. I got a 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 1: message from a good friend of mine and she said, 5 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:16,440 Speaker 1: prepare the tissues. 6 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:19,000 Speaker 3: No, this is no time for a week. I've got 7 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 3: the time. I've got the show. 8 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:25,360 Speaker 2: By the way, there's a box of tissues in the 9 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:28,240 Speaker 2: studio at all times, and I've bought this one again. 10 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:32,440 Speaker 3: Haley's yeah, you three boxes into my one. 11 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,920 Speaker 1: How financially, how will he ever recover? 12 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 3: You know what about the financials? 13 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 2: Warn it's about the fact that Haley does not take responsibility. 14 00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:41,919 Speaker 3: No, you're right at home. 15 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 2: She she goes to the supermarket all the time, and 16 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:46,519 Speaker 2: she doesn't think, oh, buy a box of tissues or 17 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,159 Speaker 2: the studio even though I dropped how many hints last. 18 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,199 Speaker 3: Week that we were low, multiple so low, and we 19 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:55,560 Speaker 3: ran out and surprise, surprise, no tissues from the sprawl. 20 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:57,600 Speaker 3: You don't really use. 21 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 1: Our tissoes, Nah, don't. Yeah, And I just use one 22 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:06,399 Speaker 1: of those grunty paper towels if I do have a 23 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:10,240 Speaker 1: blowing my nose into a handtail me too. 24 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,280 Speaker 3: Ones that work are really hard on the nose. 25 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:16,040 Speaker 1: But am I by that, I go all out on 26 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:16,319 Speaker 1: the hand. 27 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 3: When you're really sick, you need a handtowel. Yeah yeah, 28 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 3: tissues and you just go all the way through it. 29 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:23,559 Speaker 3: Yeah handy, handy. 30 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:26,480 Speaker 1: Well I didn't need the tissues, but this is quite 31 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,679 Speaker 1: a And then they sent me a screen recording of 32 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,959 Speaker 1: because when you guys won't know this, but when you've 33 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:35,319 Speaker 1: got kids, each facility they go to has an app 34 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,880 Speaker 1: and at daycare they love this is what we're doing today, 35 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:41,399 Speaker 1: and this is a drawing them off. 36 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:45,520 Speaker 3: Jesus, this is my moment of peace. 37 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:50,880 Speaker 1: So I got for Hugh, that's my friends sung during 38 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 1: Matt Time Today. This is a screencap of hughes at 39 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,920 Speaker 1: during Matt Time Today. Hugh exodly A shot a story 40 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 1: about his weekend with the class. He told us he 41 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:00,480 Speaker 1: spent time with his favor uncle. 42 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 2: Oh is that you technically not an uncle friend uncle 43 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 2: Fronkle Yeah yeah, cassunles. 44 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 1: Uncles then just turn. 45 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 3: Up for ten minutes yeah. 46 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: Get a photo for grinder yeah yeah yeah, and then 47 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 1: leave and then leave yea. His favorite uncle, who described 48 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,079 Speaker 1: as very silly and always doing fun things with him. 49 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 1: He explained one of his favorite moments his uncle rolled 50 00:02:33,639 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 1: him up in a mat and then pulled the mat 51 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:40,240 Speaker 1: from underall, making you fly out in a human burrito. Now, 52 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,040 Speaker 1: this is a game I used to play with my kids, 53 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: Human brido. 54 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,640 Speaker 3: You get the biggest. 55 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 1: Blanket you've got in the house, Yeah, and you fold 56 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 1: it to their height excluding head, and then. 57 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 3: You wrap you roll them super super tight burrito. 58 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:55,120 Speaker 1: Yeah. And I just used to do it on the 59 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 1: couch and then the girls would be in it and 60 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,040 Speaker 1: you just go and just rip it and they spin 61 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,360 Speaker 1: around heaps of time. And the longer the blanket, the 62 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 1: more spins. Yeah. 63 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:03,959 Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, that's good stuff. 64 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,359 Speaker 1: So I was like, I haven't done this for ages, 65 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: because you know your kids are too. I want to 66 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:14,040 Speaker 1: be human burrito. So I taught Hugh the human Breeder 67 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,160 Speaker 1: and it was one of those things you do it 68 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,280 Speaker 1: once and it was just like, again, you're gonna have 69 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:17,760 Speaker 1: to do that a f. 70 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 3: When an adult would spin you round by the arm. 71 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 3: Yeah anything. Yeah, You're like, I'm gonna need that again. 72 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:26,760 Speaker 3: Would I be too big for a human breeder? When 73 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,520 Speaker 3: I because I would quite like this. I think I 74 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 3: think we could do it together. 75 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 1: Yes, together one corner. Oh okay, right, my kids have 76 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:39,360 Speaker 1: got this blanket. It's it's impossibly large. I think it 77 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 1: came from Costco. 78 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 2: You know. 79 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,119 Speaker 1: Costco would just be like, hey, we're making a twenty 80 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,120 Speaker 1: foot blanket, and this fuck all you can do about it? 81 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're want it. 82 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never seen a blanket so big. That's ridiculous. 83 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:54,320 Speaker 1: I have absolutely no practical purpose for that. I'll take two. Hello, 84 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,240 Speaker 1: that'd be great for a playfor and fantastic for an 85 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:58,440 Speaker 1: adult sized human burrito. 86 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,000 Speaker 3: Okay, we'll bring it in. I'd love to the class. 87 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 1: Googled this huge, demonstrated the motion with his hands and 88 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,880 Speaker 1: described how funny and thrilling it felt. 89 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 3: I'm sorry, who the fuck is writing this? The teachers? 90 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? 91 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 2: Like they their job used to be just go and 92 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 2: clean up the play dough and put the playdo out 93 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,360 Speaker 2: for the kids and watch that only too much sand 94 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,360 Speaker 2: and the sandpand and now they've got to write fucking. 95 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 3: Tetting me. 96 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,320 Speaker 1: He went on to share other fun active it's had 97 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,840 Speaker 1: to give the telling stories of enthusiasm and using expressive 98 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,320 Speaker 1: language and gestures to bring the moments to life. Oh 99 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 1: my god, apparently was up there delivering one hell of 100 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,800 Speaker 1: a sermon the kids were loving it. They were asking 101 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 1: them heaps of questions. 102 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:39,039 Speaker 3: Your favorite uncle, favorite uncle, fun cal Yeah, the fun uncle. 103 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:42,280 Speaker 1: He demonstrated the confidences. He spoke in front of the group. 104 00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:44,800 Speaker 3: How about that all this is getting about loaded bullshit? 105 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,360 Speaker 2: How old? Yeah? 106 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 1: Huge, demonstrated confidences. He spoke in front of the group, 107 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,080 Speaker 1: listen to others and responded to their curiosity about a story. 108 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:59,400 Speaker 1: It's too much and then we basically just need to 109 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:01,599 Speaker 1: go back to it the sentence. Keep it a sentence, 110 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:04,480 Speaker 1: You tell a story about it, working with his favorite uncle. 111 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:10,920 Speaker 2: And then nibbled on, that's what happened. 112 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 1: Had a good blade. It's nice and so right now 113 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:16,200 Speaker 1: and I can sell take the lid off, I can 114 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 1: smell it, and then I can taste it.