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Speaker 1: Pleas and Haley's little bit of Pod.

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Speaker 2: Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to

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Speaker 2: every day. Welcome to a little bit of Pod. The

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Speaker 2: following podcast contains Buttholes missions mentions of Buttholes. So younger

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Speaker 2: is please tune away now or you'll get an education

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Speaker 2: on Buttholes. Welcome to a little bit of pod now.

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Speaker 1: For those outside of Auckland, cutting a hart Beer Road

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Speaker 1: is a bit of a famous road and K Road

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Speaker 1: also known as people couldn't pronounce anything I miss. I

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Speaker 1: used to live Remember, I used to live like just

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Speaker 1: one hundred meters from K Road. Yeah, I love that

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Speaker 1: part of town. You worked just off K Road. God,

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Speaker 1: you used to sling that sling that deck around? Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: well I worked in Ponsomi vorn Wind. That was during

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Speaker 1: the daylight hours at nighttime.

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Speaker 3: You're he's always been a hustler crawling around. That's why

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Speaker 3: he doesn't have the dip that we have.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you let me is that how he? So?

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Speaker 1: I haven't met a K Road for years? Yeah, years

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Speaker 1: and years and years and years. Got my drink spike

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Speaker 1: on K Road? That's right. Well, my wife's drink got spiked,

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Speaker 1: but I drank it because she said she had enough.

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Speaker 1: What a hero I've been my fisher of kebabs on

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Speaker 1: k same good food, great spot, grasp a much more

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Speaker 1: a spot for people in their twenties.

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Speaker 3: I had I pulled over once on the side of

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Speaker 3: the road because my best friend was calling me and

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Speaker 3: I just you know, it was before I had a

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Speaker 3: nice enough card that the phone connected and a six

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Speaker 3: week just to jumped in the front thinking that I

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Speaker 3: was I've.

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Speaker 1: Had that too. No, no, no, just pull over because

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Speaker 1: I was like, we have I gone past that? And

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Speaker 1: I pulled over and someone's like, yeah, like ing at

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Speaker 1: the handle.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, oh no, no, no, no, a miscommunication starts tacking

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Speaker 4: his pants off, and that's how we said working again,

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Speaker 4: and so.

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Speaker 2: We met ty years later, still going on.

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Speaker 1: That's how I met your mother. And so I hadn't

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Speaker 1: in a k road for ages. We were out for dinner,

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Speaker 1: very good, good this wee places. Yes, we had just

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Speaker 1: gone place you went for dinner, Gamaz streets Turkish and

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Speaker 1: you know what moist lamu Oh have we got an

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Speaker 1: apology to tonight? If you go to Turkey, it's dry,

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Speaker 1: it's strong, okay, so moist very actually very very nice meal, okay,

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Speaker 1: very lovely food. And then afterwards we were just that

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Speaker 1: we were in for a little war. Actually I was invited.

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Speaker 1: I was invited to a small like right, I couldn't

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Speaker 1: invite it wasn't I didn't established that you were already.

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Speaker 1: In addition, I was yeah, so and afterwards went for

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Speaker 1: a walk just to really soak up that culture of

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Speaker 1: k Road. Still still has it, yeah, still all go.

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Speaker 1: There was a lady and she was carrying a dolly

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Speaker 1: and I think she was living rough. And she asked

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Speaker 1: me if I had money for a hot pie and

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Speaker 1: I said, sorry, I don't have any cash. Yeah I could.

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Speaker 1: We're outside the store with the bay or hot pie.

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Speaker 1: She's like, nap, she didn't want to you don't like

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Speaker 1: she didn't want to hold pie. Yeah, And I said

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Speaker 1: that's fine, and I sillly don't want to even feel

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Speaker 1: like we're punching down here or because it was like

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Speaker 1: a little but I couldn't help her because she wasn't

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Speaker 1: wearing undies and I could just see her a whole

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Speaker 1: like bottom section.

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Speaker 2: Well you saw her butnhole.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it hasn't changed good. I think I like that

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Speaker 1: because k Road is it's I also saw a butt

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Speaker 1: of road when someone was running across the road and

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Speaker 1: they did a cartwheel and their skirt went up and

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Speaker 1: they weren't wearing any of these.

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Speaker 3: It's sort of ann you don't need undies on.

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Speaker 1: K I say it's New Zealand. It's we are most

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Speaker 1: likely to see a bum hoole on K Road in

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Speaker 1: New Zealand.

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Speaker 2: Good start in a street.

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Speaker 3: If you went looking for buttholes, you're most likely to

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Speaker 3: find one there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is disconsidering.

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Speaker 3: When you see a butthole, you're going to see one.

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Speaker 3: It was in the water. Yours are far out there,

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Speaker 3: it is, and then shut.

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Speaker 1: We got back to the table because the girls hadn't

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Speaker 1: come from what was just me and my mate mart

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Speaker 1: We went for this little water.

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Speaker 3: The girls didn't see but hole.

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Speaker 1: The girls didn't see the butthole. And we came back

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Speaker 1: and I told them the story and then they were like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. And shadow is like you've never seen

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Speaker 1: you've never even seen my butthole. I was like, I'll

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Speaker 1: see your buttle.

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Speaker 3: Oh my. The day I realized how often men see

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Speaker 3: my butthole, I was like, what, I didn't realize it there,

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Speaker 3: that's right there.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean. Why did you think they wouldn't

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Speaker 2: see it?

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Speaker 3: I thought they were so into the front section because

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Speaker 3: of course most positions.

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Speaker 1: Doggie, it's that doggie.

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Speaker 3: And also.

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Speaker 1: That's right there. And if you if you've got your

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Speaker 1: face slammed in it, you don't see it, said, the

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Speaker 1: face has to get there. There's a journey where you're

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Speaker 1: just like in a world of won are you're taking

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Speaker 1: you can see you can see the buttle.

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Speaker 3: No, I was like one und I had to be

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Speaker 3: told as well, how on displaying?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this is happening at dinner. After dinner, right

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Speaker 1: when we went back they were finished. We were to

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Speaker 1: try to find because nothing will put you in the

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Speaker 1: mood for port like a butthole.

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Speaker 3: Talking about how often you observe your wife's beautiful butthole.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I know, I said to her, surely you've seen mine,

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Speaker 1: and she's like, I cannot think that I've ever seen yours.

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Speaker 3: I know we barely ever see yours, and shame on us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, spice it up for God's sake. Yeah, get down

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Speaker 1: there a hole, enjoy the whole property. Don't just stay

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Speaker 1: in the house. Go for a walk.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you need to easer into the butthole K road. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, get out there and leve a little, and that's

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Speaker 1: how you ease into the buttholes and all