WEBVTT - "Big Super Rugby Final Preview With Steve Devine" 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:03.000 Life, the ext World Beer Gardens Studio and brought to 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:05.480 you by Export Ultra the Beer for Here. This is 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:08.600 the Agenda Podcast for Friday, the twenty first of June. 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:13.480 The Agenda Podcast the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:16.280 brought to you by Next Sport, a Vulture. 0:00:17.800 --> 0:00:20.239 Big Podcast Today Lane Big Podcasts. At the end of 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:22.360 this podcast, we're going to a mountain of yours please to 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:24.680 get through. But before then we do have a very 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:27.600 special guest. A two thousand and three Super Rugby Grand 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:31.120 Final winner with the Blues. Steve Devine is going to 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:31.639 be joining us. 0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:33.440 Should I bring up the fact that I had him 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:36.040 onto the second tier of Eden Park during that November 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:39.879 game or should I not? Because they actually wasted us. 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:41.920 It was quite hard for me to get Steve to 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:44.760 agree to this. So if you could just park the 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:45.800 fact that you it's. 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:46.680 Going to be in the back of my mind the 0:00:46.680 --> 0:00:48.800 whole time. And he looked up that half volley and 0:00:48.840 --> 0:00:51.159 I put him onto the second tier back over his head. 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:52.559 You know I was going to annoy him more than 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:54.520 that is that he almost bowled me out. I had 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:57.400 a French cut that just missed my off stump. And 0:00:57.440 --> 0:01:00.480 then ran away to the boundary for four and that 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:03.560 I think would probably piss them off even more genuinely 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:04.040 getting cut it. 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:06.400 I don't think we bring either of those. He's been very. 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:10.040 Kind to us to come onto the podcast today a 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:13.240 little later than usual, recording this one today because the 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:16.720 Hidaky Boys are on their Big Bend Bender. 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:18.640 Big Beef Bender reveal. 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:22.480 Yeah. I don't exactly know how it works. All I 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:24.520 know is that at about nine o'clock this morning, we 0:01:24.520 --> 0:01:27.920 were hustled onto a bus and taken to a backpacker. 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:30.080 Yeah, with Kidder and the drag Queen, the drag. 0:01:29.880 --> 0:01:33.840 Queen, and then beer pong poker, a few beers, and 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:35.520 we all of a sudden find ourselves back in the 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:37.720 office to do our actual work today. 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:40.119 It was welwin, wasn't it been on a poker table 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:42.360 and I was drinking a glass of champagne and then 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:44.520 Joe Jury bringing me a mess of pind A Hazy 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:47.200 and it was like quarter past nine. Yeah, it was 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:49.200 like I didn't order either of these drinks. And then 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.040 I got snapped in a photo. As you know, this 0:01:51.120 --> 0:01:53.680 is this is the kind of entreatment that I get 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:56.280 involved in. And then Big Joel Harrison puts it up 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:58.440 and it's his lanes in for another bender, sleeping on 0:01:58.480 --> 0:02:01.320 the on the studio, it's it's film. I'm asleep. I'm like, 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:03.440 this is entrapment, a honey trap. 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:06.280 It is now, this will be the most degenerate thing 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:07.760 you hear me say today, and I say a lot 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:10.160 of degenerate things. Yeah, if you're drinking in the morning, 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:12.480 high percentage, I think you have to go high percentage. 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:14.280 You don't want to be slogging your way through like 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:16.640 a four three four percent out. I think you go 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:19.600 high impact. I don't mind an espisso martini if I'm. 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:21.320 A lot of those going down. 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:24.120 Yeah, obviously responsibly, don't doubt if you're going to drive 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:26.320 a forklift later. But if you're at a beach club 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:28.880 in Bali, if you're on a bender with the radio hurdac. 0:02:28.639 --> 0:02:30.840 He wos Did I see someone drinking a Gin and Tonic? 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:33.560 Was that Joel Harrison? Was he on a Gen andine? 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:35.880 Who saw the notorious pants man? Joel Harrison on a 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:38.440 Gen and Tonic? He then turned around there was a 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:43.400 poker table there. Definitely the earliest stuff played poker obviously 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:46.200 three am. That's still nighttime, so this is a nine am. 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:49.560 He sharked everyone. He sat next to Kezy and was 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:51.600 just like, how does this game work? Keezy bought it 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:54.520 hook line and sinker. Oh, so you know you got 0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:56.560 two and then that's appeared, then you've got three of 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:59.240 a kind straight and and Joe was like, oh, okay, 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:00.720 so what happens if I got like one hundred and 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:02.480 He's like, no, no, don't do that. All of a sudden, 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:04.919 cut to ten minutes later, Joels cleaned us all out. 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:08.800 She sharcked us and turned Deli from Hodaki. 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:10.760 He took his watch off through that on the table, 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:13.120 it was all on. I've got a mate who does that. 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:17.200 I'm gonna told you. He goes to the casino sober 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:19.200 at like two or three in the morning. Yeah, that's 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:21.400 to the poker table, and he cleans up all the 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:24.720 drunk assholes, all the wasted guys who do nan Quain's 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:26.320 going on, and he just goes home with three or 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:28.600 four hundred dollars at like three or four in the morning. 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:29.720 That's a great strategy. 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:31.880 Yeah, I've had a mate, In fact, I've had mini 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:35.640 mates who poker. Had a moment probably about five years 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:38.800 ago really going. I think was when the online poker 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:40.720 really started taking off and I had a couple of mates. 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:43.440 I reckon, I you know, if I jecked my job 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:46.119 and I just hit the tables pretty hard, I reckon, 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:47.440 I could do it. There's only one of my mates. 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:49.120 So I actually believed he could have done it well. 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:50.880 Shane Moon did it for a while. He was a 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:53.280 professional poker player, he was on the circuit. 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:56.520 Yeah, I think the difference is the shortcut veera as 0:03:56.560 --> 0:03:59.960 he has millions of dollars, yes, so end of profile 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:02.320 and a profile, so people are going to invite them. 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:04.960 I'm sure people would want to stump up for him 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:07.760 as well. If you're just a guy, you know, if 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:10.080 you're a plumber from South Genery, that's a bit tougher, 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:15.120 I think, unless you really know the ins and outs it. 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:17.720 Did at You're right, There was a while there live 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:20.719 like a lot of live TV was like a tournaments 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:22.880 and guys with a million, million, million barks and all 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:23.560 that kind of came. 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:25.960 The soop the World Series of pokerhead a moment. 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:28.479 Yeah, has that kind of died down because of onlines 0:04:28.520 --> 0:04:29.000 taken over? 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:32.760 No, No, because I think that I think that actually 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:36.280 coincided with online because people could watch the world series 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:38.479 and then go and play their own hands all And 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:40.520 the other thing is those guys that were getting really 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:42.880 good at it, they would have three or four hands 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:45.240 going at a time, right, so in a night that 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:47.360 could play four times as many hands as you could 0:04:47.360 --> 0:04:51.000 actually play if you're having a poker night. But I 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:53.120 think it was funny because one of the girls from 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:55.160 hadak He came over and goes, oh, this would be 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:58.480 a great like invite your friends around and organize like 0:04:58.520 --> 0:05:05.160 a night to come and play poker. I was like, yeah, 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:08.919 that's exactly what it is, and that's exactly what we do. 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:09.200 We do. 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:13.560 Yeah, you guys do book club, Yeah, steal all that 0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:18.040 kind of carrying on. Yeah, tup of weir parties, Yeah, 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:19.280 the fuck wear parties are a bit. 0:05:19.160 --> 0:05:21.719 Different, but the parties yeah, yeah, I don't mind those 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:24.840 tupway party. My missus cleaned up at a tup of 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:28.160 Wear party one. Yeah, it was outrageous then that all 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:30.479 of her mates are like, oh, we saw her clean up. 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:33.799 It's our own problem is when you're from rural New Zealand, 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:35.560 you're selling to the same people over and over. 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:38.680 Well that's kind of a pyramid scheme though, but she 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:40.320 would have done all right out of it when because 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:42.720 she would have franchised it out to those ones, because. 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:44.440 She would be I think she just took her money 0:05:44.440 --> 0:05:44.960 and bounced. 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:47.080 It's just like thanks, thanks for coming. 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:49.200 Shanny ever did one and it was just like out 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:51.240 of there, and then all in mates were like, oh, 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:53.719 she made heaps some money off that meat. It's like, hey, 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:55.159 you guys all live in ash Burden. 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:58.720 Everyone's got yeah, everyone's got place to containers. There's only 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:01.320 one you can you could probably do one a decade. Yeah, 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:03.159 a toup of party. 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:07.760 But anyway, you Benda continues on right now, we're going 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:09.240 to try, well, I'm going to try and go and 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:11.239 meet up with them later on. Why is that because 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:14.840 at one thirty Angelina from The Day Show is going 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:21.880 to be performing or teaching a pole fitness class and 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:23.680 you know, I'm on a bit of a fitness bush. 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:26.400 Yeah yeah, I mean like a pole fitness class. How 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:27.679 many poles are there? 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:27.840 Is it? 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:29.720 Like there's like, is there like ten or eleven poles 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:30.560 that everyone can do it on? 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:32.800 Well, they're going to a whiskey bart and apparently I 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:34.360 don't know if this is a permanent pole. I think 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:35.320 they're going to install it. 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:37.360 She was like, no, they just got one. It's another 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:40.880 VIP roomount of the back. That's the one pole. Oh well, 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:42.960 unfortunately it probably means I probably won't be able to 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:44.400 get up on it. Then ILD just have to. This 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:47.200 was the infamous pole that Lee Hart danced on once. 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:50.479 And I know what we're talking about now. Yes, I've 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:53.160 been there. Yeah, that was when that and the roof 0:06:53.320 --> 0:06:55.280 just about came in. If you want to see it, 0:06:55.640 --> 0:07:00.279 you know, when you're those poles of disrepute. Yeah, I've 0:07:00.279 --> 0:07:06.039 never seen one bend. I've never seen one, a curve, 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:08.960 a share of one. Until Leehart leaned back and swung 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:13.040 around one. It was both the hottest thing and the 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:16.200 most non hoddest thing we've ever seen is Lee hat 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:18.720 spin around that pole. That same night, we almost saw 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:20.960 Leehart die because as we walked out of that bar, 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:22.360 I think we might have got tossed out of that bar. 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:25.560 Actually, we went across the road and we're standing in 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:28.440 the middle of the road on an island about to cross. 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:30.960 There were two lanes. Someone stopped in the lane closest 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:33.320 to us because they recognized Lee. They waved to him, 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:35.440 and then they waved him across the road. He goes 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:37.280 to walk past them, but there was another lane here 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:40.080 to get past too. He kept walking and a bus 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:44.200 came flying past him, just about skinned his nose, and 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:46.400 I was just watching it. You know, when something so 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:48.600 bad it's happening, you just freeze. I was like, aha, 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:52.920 And this bus that just came flying past them screeched 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:54.840 its brakes on because it saw him out of the 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:58.080 blind spot, and everybody within one hundred minutes just like, 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:00.480 holy shit. I think I just about saw the guy 0:08:00.600 --> 0:08:03.440 die for like one mad moment. 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:06.280 And this was also the same night that you know, 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:09.120 because it was I think it was in winter, and 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:13.840 they have the clear clear plastic out side to stop 0:08:13.880 --> 0:08:14.240 the wind. 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:16.680 Yes, and you pull the sides down so it kind 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:18.640 of separates different bars along the street. 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:22.520 Yeah, and it was walking long. He walked straight into. 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:25.920 The straight into it, and then the bouncer comes out. 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:28.040 It was just like, this guy's obviously wasted. 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:29.320 Are you okay? 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:31.400 And then he recognized and was like, actually, do you 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:33.040 want to come in? And then we went into that bar. 0:08:34.679 --> 0:08:38.480 It was funny, it was very fortuitous. You weren't here 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:42.360 on the podcast yesterday. But Heath and I talked about 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:45.439 because we went to David Yuka's press conference. He's got 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:47.920 to fight fourteenth or September. We talked about who would 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:49.720 you like to see on the undercart because they're going 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:54.319 to have some celebrity matches, and he said he wanted 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:57.560 to see Luxe and v Heart settle it once and 0:08:57.600 --> 0:08:57.920 for all. 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:00.079 Oh my god, Lee Heart would beat the living with 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:03.400 Jesus out of Laxon. Yeah. Lee does a bit of boxing. 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:08.400 He does. He does more than Chris Laxon. No, I know, 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:13.600 I there was bet if Laxon took him to three, 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:14.880 then he's a chance. 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:17.839 Well, one of the things that Lee didn't blowing a 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:19.320 spot up a little bit here, but he would go 0:09:19.320 --> 0:09:20.680 and do a boxing class with a few of his 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:23.200 mates in the morning and it would be like hit 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:25.840 the bag, blah blah blah. Do some sit ups now, 0:09:25.920 --> 0:09:27.560 do a lap of the block or two laps of 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:29.360 the block, whatever, And he was doing it with like 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:31.000 some of his best mates. So as soon as they 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:33.040 got out of eyeshot of the gym, that was like 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:35.120 shoes pack up and then they just sat down for 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:37.079 a minute and they all agreed like, as long as 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:39.640 none of us leave, then we're all sweet, and so 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:43.439 then all right, long enough and go back and then 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:46.640 jog back. But yeah, I think I think Lee would 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:50.200 piece up Chris Laxon to settle it once and for all, 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:52.720 just before we move on to some extual sport. The 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:54.959 I don't know if you've seen this, but the mega 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:57.280 mind guy who's taking his three kids on the run. 0:09:57.200 --> 0:09:59.199 Ah yep and Mary Kapa, yeah. 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:01.720 He So the police have put up an eighty thousand 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:05.240 dollars reward for any information that leads to finding the kids. 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:07.840 I don't think that they obviously the kids probably aren't 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:10.640 doing it to great, but everybody around the region seems 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:11.840 to think that he's done. 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:13.600 Okay, it's not fun for his life. 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:17.040 But I've just said today that they're not willing to 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:20.440 extend the period for that. And so that's little fire 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:23.120 under me because I have a theory here and I 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:25.560 want to harness the power of AI to make to 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:28.280 earn this eighty thousand dollars. I think what I do 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:32.720 is I commissioned chet GPT to take one hundred guesses 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:35.240 based on all of the stories that are written. 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:38.360 About this case as to where these people could be. 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:41.160 And then I make a hundred fake email addresses and 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:43.920 I send all one hundred of these in to the police. 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:46.520 Are the off chance that one of them hits, and 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:47.640 I make the eighty k. 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:51.160 This would been one of you and there half assed 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:55.640 because I like it. But I don't think they're just 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:58.960 dishing it out to see who's the closest. I mean, 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:02.959 it's not a game of battleships where like I think 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:06.440 a power of AI. It could be like we found 0:11:06.520 --> 0:11:10.800 him here, he was closest, but it was closest this 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:13.200 this thing here said he was on the fourth redge 0:11:13.240 --> 0:11:15.480 back from the farm. So I think this one wins. 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:16.920 And I know that at a. 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:19.560 Reverse engineer, And I just think if they were just like, well, 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:21.520 this tip says that it could be here, then they 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:23.720 go there and they find it, Well, how. 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:25.680 Many tips are they getting that are just complete and 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:28.880 out of bullshit? As well? But the people sifting through 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:31.959 the bullshit, Yeah, it must there must be some amusing ones. 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:33.760 Well, they better buckle themselves in because I'm about to 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:35.040 fire one hundred of them in there. 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:39.480 That's like mega mine. Yeah, can we use a different photo? 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:42.520 Surely there's a different photo that doesn't make him look 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:45.360 like mega mine. He's got the world either he's got 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:48.920 the world's biggest forehead or that he's there some sort 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:51.559 of fish eye lands on that photo. Yeah, I think 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:54.280 it's that. It's it's the most outrageous photo. Makes him 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:55.640 look like a total moron. 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:59.280 And even it's not, but it looks like it's a 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:03.040 security footage that yeah, zoomed in from on high it's 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:05.240 a bad angle of the man. But anyway, I think 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:09.200 that there's You're right though, Like around my neighborhood there's 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:11.160 been a bunch of posters for this missing care. 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:13.080 You're never finding that care? 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:16.800 How often do people actually hit those things up with 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:20.360 the with info? And have you ever heard of someone 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:21.960 actually claiming the reward. 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:25.360 I had one of the greatest scenarios ever. It was 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:29.520 a lost chicken. We we went for a walk in 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:32.760 our neighborhood and it was like a sign on a powerpole. 0:12:32.800 --> 0:12:35.160 It was half ripped off, and one of the kids goes, 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:38.000 what's that And I was like, it looks like someone's 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:42.000 lost their chicken. And we live in suburban marrow Neck, Devenport, 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:43.959 and I was like, I guys, And then there was 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:46.160 another sign. It was it looked old. I'm like, there's 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:50.160 lost chicken. And then we you're not fifty meters down 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:53.000 the street. My son goes, there's that chicken and it 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:55.800 was down a driveway because it was gray. It was 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:58.079 a gray, fluffy chicken. And I said, that's not the chickens. 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:00.679 That's not a checking that signs is so that's someone 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:02.400 else's checken. And he goes, oh, go grab it. I said, 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:04.480 you can't walk on to someone's property and grab a chicken, 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:08.120 because he's got no shame about grabbing chickens. Anyway, Then 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:11.040 we had Christmas drinks. This was before us Christmas drinks 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:13.880 at our house, and all the neighbors came over and 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:16.679 one of the neighbors from over the road was like, 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:19.560 oh my god, the kids are so upset. They've lost 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:21.400 their chicken. Was I was at your chicken signs on 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:23.160 the thing, and she goes, yeah, he was like a 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:25.920 little gray chicken. And we went I looked at Ralph, 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:27.720 and we looked at We went we know where it is. 0:13:27.760 --> 0:13:30.319 And Ralph ran out the door and he like ran 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:32.839 two hundred minutes and he came back with this great 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:35.480 chicken into the house and they're like Oh my god, 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:38.959 it's the chicken it was. Were they offering a reward 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:40.719 they gave I think they've tooked down the dairy for 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:42.280 an ice cream or something, but there was They weren't 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:44.160 offering a reward. But it was just the weirdest. It 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:46.079 was like we're living in a simulation. It was like, 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:49.480 there's the sign. It looked really old, and there there 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:52.640 was a chicken down someone else's driveway, just picking away 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:53.559 at the grass. 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:56.160 Sure enough, anyway, fell down the chicken. 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:57.199 Found the chicken. 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:58.920 Samchure sport on the rundown. 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:00.440 That's in your hands. You'll see. 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:03.040 I've printed out a picture Killian and Barbey broke his 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:05.360 nose the other day. He broke the fuck out of 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:08.040 his nose too. If you've seen the footage, he's now 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:12.160 donned a mask adorned with lecoque on the front of 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:13.880 it and the French flag as well. I think it 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:16.319 even has his initials over his right eye. Of course, 0:14:16.800 --> 0:14:20.240 that mask, as you look at it, does that provide 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:22.120 any coverage of the nose at all. 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:26.800 It looks more like a leather some sort of leather mask. 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:28.480 Like what mankind you still, yeah. 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:31.840 It doesn't, because usually when you say that I in 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:35.960 my mind it is NBA full face. Yeah, the Phantom 0:14:36.000 --> 0:14:38.960 of the Opera, NBA big full, clear plastic mask. And 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:44.560 it looks this looks like you're not a masquerade. It's 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:46.080 a bad masquerade mask. 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:48.600 Like if it should have the little handheld part on. 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:50.520 The side, feathers coming out the top of it. 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:52.880 It also kind of looks a little bit teenage mutant 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:55.800 Ninja two. Yes, that sounds like Yeah, it looks like 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:59.120 Donna Tello. Yeah, that's not protecting hiss. No, that isn't 0:14:59.160 --> 0:14:59.920 protecting shit. 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:02.400 That's a way to getting back onto the field, yes, 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:03.000 and playing. 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:06.520 And also if and when they win, this will be 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:09.920 an iconic photo. This will we've posted everywhere. There'll be 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:13.160 a mural banks he will do something with it. And 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:16.120 I just think that it's actually not providing any coverage 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:19.920 at all. I think this is a crocod shit. But anyway, 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:21.400 I could be wrong. It's the bridge of his nose 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:23.000 that broke. Maybe it's just an aesthetic thing. 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:26.040 Yeah, maybe. And also I don't think they're doing it 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:28.920 for any commercial reasons, because you ain't shifting those mind you. 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:30.840 If you're a fan, I'll tell you what I wouldn't 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:32.360 mind it. Oh yeah, it'd be a great way thing 0:15:32.400 --> 0:15:34.520 to wear to the game, as everyone with the big 0:15:34.560 --> 0:15:37.240 giant embarpeir Ninja turtle mask. 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:40.840 Yeah, I don't mind it all right. The actual sport 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:44.080 that's happening this weekend, it's sort of all boiled down 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:46.840 to one thing, and that's the Super Rugby Grand Final 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:51.680 and it's just Blues Verse Chiefs. As we mentioned this week, 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:55.720 twenty thousand fans pouring up the State Highway one mad 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:59.560 Max Fury road style from Hamilton. They're taking hovercrafts, they're 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:01.000 taking oats, start taking. 0:16:00.760 --> 0:16:05.280 Planes, absolutely jetboats up to Meddy Medi and then hit 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:06.320 shiking the rest of the way. 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:08.880 I've heard a rumor that every farmer between the Bombays 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:10.800 and Hamilton has opened their gates so that you could 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:11.880 drive your four wheeler. 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:15.680 Yeah, it is coming from naaah here. 0:16:15.600 --> 0:16:18.320 Yep, paddling up the whiteout as far as they can come. 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:21.400 So it is the biggest thing in sports that's happening. 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:23.440 And I actually think that the Super Rugby season has 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:26.480 been quite good as well. So the combination of all 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:29.240 of that happens tomorrow night. We're going to be covering it. 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:32.120 But you know, you don't come to us for honest 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:34.880 analysis of you know, you come to us for claptrap 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:35.360 and nonsense. 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:37.080 Yes, we need sports adjacent content. 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:39.400 We're sports adjacent. We need someone who was there, who 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:42.440 was in the fight in the fray the last time 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:45.320 that the Blues won this, and we've got just that man. 0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:48.400 Steve Devine joins us right after this air break. All right, well, 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:50.680 it was a great pleasure to welcome into the Agenda 0:16:50.720 --> 0:16:54.360 podcast the half back for the last legitimate Blues title 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:57.640 back in two thousand and three, live from Australia. Steve Divine, 0:16:57.760 --> 0:16:59.600 Good morning, Steve. How are you getting on, mate? 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:02.200 I'm very well, Thank you gentlemen. How are you guys? 0:17:02.600 --> 0:17:03.560 Yeah, we're very well. 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:05.520 Thanks mate. We're getting pretty excited, an't we laned for 0:17:05.600 --> 0:17:07.240 this for the Super Rugby Final? 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:09.960 Yeah, I'm getting I'm pretty pumped. Actualick. So I've heard 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:14.080 rumors is twenty thousand Chiefs fans and an armada of 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:19.640 manabusses coming over the Bombay Hills. I've heard. 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:23.240 I've heard there's been explosives for the longer Bombay Hills 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:24.760 and there may be a slide a slip. 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:29.080 I also heard rumors there's going to be a blockade 0:17:29.080 --> 0:17:32.919 at Rainbow's end across the motorway that you know that 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:35.720