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Speaker 1: the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the fifteenth of July.
Speaker 2: The Agenda Podcast, the home of sporting nonsense and clap Trap,
Speaker 2: brought to you by Next Sport of Vulture.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Lane, live from school holiday. Hell, how are
Speaker 1: you getting on?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Not too bad? And I like it's both a.
Speaker 3: Little bit of school holidays how and also I'm unwitness protection. Yeah,
Speaker 3: after the weekend's commentary, but we'll get to that a
Speaker 3: bit later.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we will.
Speaker 1: We got to start with the freshest sporting news of
Speaker 1: the day. It is not, in fact coming home. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: Spain have denied England a first major title since nineteen
Speaker 1: sixty six. Were they clinical two one win in the
Speaker 1: Euro twenty twenty four final in Berlin. We went down
Speaker 1: to normal taps to watch that one. I didn't realize.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know we've been saying it this whole
Speaker 1: tournament that everyone here is on England. I didn't realize
Speaker 1: just how much, because when England scored, the taps erupted.
Speaker 1: When Spain scored, I couldn't even tell that. I didn't
Speaker 1: even know they had scored. I thought they'd missed because
Speaker 1: no one made any noise.
Speaker 3: And yeah, it's that's what happens. Everyone just gets in
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, everyone finds their English roots. I mean,
Speaker 3: look at mad Heath, for example, all of a sudden
Speaker 3: he's talking like an East End Londoner.
Speaker 4: But not now.
Speaker 3: Obviously he's got a lisp in. He's all Spanish. He's
Speaker 3: he's fully lisping up. But I'm pretty pretty good at actually,
Speaker 3: and I because our hunch was two nil to Spain,
Speaker 3: and I was in the office and I'm going to
Speaker 3: blame Joe jury here when I said I'm going to
Speaker 3: split the bonus bet fifty on two to one, fifty
Speaker 3: on two nil, and he said, don't be a pussy
Speaker 3: put at two nil.
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's just hard for people to follow
Speaker 1: along when you're splitting one bed into two.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know. But Spain.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as predicted, they took it out. English heart's broken again.
Speaker 3: The social media has been lit up with grown men
Speaker 3: crying that's great stuff.
Speaker 1: The funniest as how entitled they've become. As the tournament's
Speaker 1: gone on, they keep.
Speaker 4: That's what that's what they do. I know that's what
Speaker 4: the English do.
Speaker 1: Because as a casual follower of in fact not even
Speaker 1: a casual follower of the round ball, I was always like, oh,
Speaker 1: England must be really good at it because they're constantly
Speaker 1: talking about it. It's like they actually haven't won shit
Speaker 1: for a long long time.
Speaker 4: Spain.
Speaker 1: That's the fourth euro Championship and third since two thousand
Speaker 1: and eight.
Speaker 4: Why were England so keen, so sure they were going
Speaker 4: to win this?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 3: They always get to such high hopes. I was in
Speaker 3: England every single year. I was in England for two
Speaker 3: European Championships and a World Cup, I think and heartbreak
Speaker 3: every time.
Speaker 4: I mean one of them.
Speaker 3: They didn't even qualify for the euro finals.
Speaker 4: When I was there.
Speaker 3: They got knocked out in Italy and they absolutely right
Speaker 3: had roamed down down and I was in a campground
Speaker 3: in Rome and all the English supporters came back to
Speaker 3: the campground, a whole lot of them just co it
Speaker 3: in blood. They've been throwing rocks at the police all night.
Speaker 3: Great stuff like that.
Speaker 4: So hey great. Also, I mean I'm a great twenty four.
Speaker 3: Hours for Spanish sports as well, because Alcoholath he took
Speaker 3: out Wimbledon, Sea and then on the Sale GP which
Speaker 3: is on right now. It's a race to the playoff.
Speaker 3: There's the two million dollar playoff that's happening. He's on qualified,
Speaker 3: Australia qualified, and there's two more races left this morning
Speaker 3: and it's between France and Spain, and France just sht
Speaker 3: the bed in Race one and snapped their rudder. So
Speaker 3: it looks like Spain hell have a chance of going
Speaker 3: into the big money race this afternoon in San Francisco
Speaker 3: and complete what would be a magnificent weekend of sport.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what a great weekend to be in Espanol. And
Speaker 1: I see Leehart fresh from Croatia all weekend. He's now
Speaker 1: in Barcelona somehow.
Speaker 3: What is going on? What contur is he on?
Speaker 1: I don't know, because last week he was in Mexico
Speaker 1: and he was supposed to be on doing the Snacker
Speaker 1: CHINGI halftime show with me and so we had to
Speaker 1: do it from me in the studio, him in Mexico.
Speaker 1: Then this weekend just being he was in Croatia and
Speaker 1: now I see on his Instagram story this morning he's
Speaker 1: sucking in Spain.
Speaker 4: What is going on? Is on some sort of chip junkets?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe he's opening up sales channels, Snacker Chaney snails channels.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, if you can crack Europe and even England,
Speaker 3: they love their crisps over the terrible walkers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the terrible chips. They're horrible chips.
Speaker 3: It's just slightly salted. Everything's lightly salted.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the terrible terrible chips over there in the UK.
Speaker 1: I find despite the fact that, as you say, they
Speaker 1: love their chips, yeah, they're crisps.
Speaker 3: Rather, they have walkers and layers they have there and
Speaker 3: they're just kind of wafer than bits of bullshit. Wait
Speaker 3: till they wait till they get a snacker Chany down
Speaker 3: in their face. I mean, like, if he can crack that,
Speaker 3: then I can imagine we'll all be on Leehot's Leehart
Speaker 3: Souper yacht.
Speaker 4: Going around Croatia. Imagine that.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, I.
Speaker 4: Would absolutely love that we could do that. I'm firing
Speaker 4: a skipper. I'm not letting him skipper the buck mett
Speaker 4: Woods his skipper's license. Still, I hire a skipper.
Speaker 1: Bring him over with Oh but coincidentally, this weekend we're
Speaker 1: playing Fiji. The All Blacks will get to that michially
Speaker 1: but myself and met Wood on the cour for that one.
Speaker 1: Before we get to an air break, though, I wanted
Speaker 1: to address this is the biggest news across the weekend.
Speaker 1: It's not sporting related, but we had to address it.
Speaker 1: Trump survived an assassination attempt by mere millimeters.
Speaker 4: On the weekend.
Speaker 1: History has been altered by just a matter of inches.
Speaker 3: Out of a sliding doors moment, isn't it? Because was
Speaker 3: he saying that he looked, he turned his head to
Speaker 3: read some chart that was on his auto Q and
Speaker 3: that's what saved him, because if he hadn't moved his
Speaker 3: head to the left, he would have got his brains
Speaker 3: blown out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like it's like if it was in
Speaker 1: a movie and you were watching a film about it
Speaker 1: and you were like, oh, there was an assassination attempt,
Speaker 1: but it just clipped his ear.
Speaker 4: He'd be like, oh, ohshit, But no, it happened in
Speaker 4: real life. And how balling?
Speaker 3: How balling is it that they took him to the
Speaker 3: ground and he got up and just raised his first
Speaker 3: with blood coming down his face. He can't script that
Speaker 3: photo anymore. Like imagine the Americans are going to like
Speaker 3: the rodnecks. They're going to love him even more. What
Speaker 3: if you think of him? That photo is absolutely iconic.
Speaker 1: And look, personally, I can't go to the bloke, but
Speaker 1: we as an ACC and you as Warriors fans should
Speaker 1: be pro Trump because we're andy Biden. Because he opened
Speaker 1: the door for this eighteenth NRAL team to be in Pabla,
Speaker 1: New Guinea and non in christ Shot. So that was
Speaker 1: when we jumped ship and got on Trump and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, Yeah, that photo of him with his
Speaker 1: hand up, blood all over his face, it's one of
Speaker 1: the wildest things ever. Have you seen that interview of
Speaker 1: the guy who's saying that he saw the guy climbing
Speaker 1: up on the roof with the gun was yelling out
Speaker 1: of the secret servers.
Speaker 3: They're like, he's up there, he's up there, And eventually
Speaker 3: they turned around gotherius and blew his head off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was my only thing for that guy. I
Speaker 1: believe him initially, like I don't think he was lying.
Speaker 1: He was wearing a stupid advisor with the fake here
Speaker 1: in the interview, It's like, you couldn't have taken the
Speaker 1: hat off. This is gonna be one of the most
Speaker 1: important pieces of evidence when this thing goes to I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't ever go to trial. They blew their guy's
Speaker 1: head off, so they're probably never know. They won't see
Speaker 1: the court room. And I was like, if you're going
Speaker 1: to give you account on TV, te the fucking head off.
Speaker 4: But also that.
Speaker 3: May have contributed to the fact the Secret.
Speaker 4: Service like ignored them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a guy in a comedy hat and comedy
Speaker 3: wig up there saying someone's got a gun.
Speaker 4: I mean, like, come on, I wouldn't believe. I wouldn't
Speaker 4: have believed it.
Speaker 3: No, I would have gone, shut up, Shut the fuck up,
Speaker 3: shut up, take the.
Speaker 4: Head off, and they they us know what's going on.
Speaker 4: I bet there is. Yeah, it's just out of control.
Speaker 4: I can't believe.
Speaker 1: Look, selfishly, it would have been way funnier, or not funnier,
Speaker 1: but more exciting, No funnier if I had a hat
Speaker 1: or what if a chance?
Speaker 3: Totally what I mean, that two year old not a
Speaker 3: bad shot though, he's up to one hundred and twenty
Speaker 3: meters away. Yeah, that's a that's a ball and shot
Speaker 3: from that far away, and to miss by that that
Speaker 3: little amount. I mean obviously some innocent people got got
Speaker 3: waxed as well, because obviously a few of his straight
Speaker 3: shots went into the crowd. But yeah, crazy times, crazy.
Speaker 1: As wild times. I don't know, like, would you if
Speaker 1: you were a Trump, would you show like when's your.
Speaker 3: Next He will be straight back on the horse. You
Speaker 3: watch this is. This has played right into his hands.
Speaker 3: He's gonna love this is. This is the next few
Speaker 3: months is going to be a hell of a ride.
Speaker 3: You sleepy, Joe is going to be hope, he confused.
Speaker 3: He'll probably convince himself that he got shot at some stage. No,
Speaker 3: it's going to be a wild few months before this election,
Speaker 3: that's foricial.
Speaker 1: I did see he's like a fake tweet from Joe
Speaker 1: Biden saying that he hopes for a speedy recovery for
Speaker 1: President Reagan.
Speaker 4: But it would have been worse if it President Kennedy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the long line of long list of presidents have
Speaker 1: almost been assassinated or have been assassinated. I honestly thought
Speaker 1: we were going to see one get added to that
Speaker 1: when that was going. Yeah, but anyway, let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break. We'll come back and we'll break down the
Speaker 1: all black scat.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: On Saturday afternoon, Lane, me, you and a few of
Speaker 1: the other a sec faithful went down to the Postman's League.
Speaker 1: Over on the North Shore, Rudor's band fired up. There
Speaker 1: was some delightful I've described them as generous drink specials
Speaker 1: going on. Yes out there only a grand total of
Speaker 1: two people yelled Fox South Canterbury at me.
Speaker 4: That's not bad.
Speaker 3: I mean that's quite a high percentage because not many
Speaker 3: people turned up. No for two people to say that,
Speaker 3: there's quite a lot. But you know you got up
Speaker 3: on stage and seeing angels, which was nice. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: entered on the video of that. A lot more kids
Speaker 3: in the crowd than I remember. Yes, yeah you really
Speaker 3: you're a big hit with the under fives.
Speaker 4: Yeah I was.
Speaker 1: There was a kid with the tambourine there. It was
Speaker 1: really helping me out. And then at a certain point
Speaker 1: I think because mum showed up with the basket of
Speaker 1: chips and you put the tambourine down, I beg that
Speaker 1: buddy tambourine back up.
Speaker 3: Against Postman's League. Submit a little bit of a disappointing
Speaker 3: turnout from the shore, you know, not as not as
Speaker 3: hectic as Dunedin. It was never so I think nor
Speaker 3: Sure need to step up a little bit there on
Speaker 3: the on the pregame front. Yeah, so yeah, we'll probably
Speaker 3: won't be going here back there in a hurry, let's
Speaker 3: be honest. But the bus ride in you you went
Speaker 3: to the game, yep, you managed to avoid giving live updates.
Speaker 3: That was panded onto Finn Kenny.
Speaker 1: Yes, Smash, I only got my tickets very late doors
Speaker 1: so it was probably for the best as well. Sorry,
Speaker 1: mass to sneak onto the field at one point. I
Speaker 1: don't know how he did that.
Speaker 4: How did he do that?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I was sitting up in the
Speaker 1: nosebleeds watching the game actually managed to hit away three
Speaker 1: league multi there on many faye were also to score,
Speaker 1: which was also my league in our three way Yes,
Speaker 1: and he did score.
Speaker 4: I missed the try itself.
Speaker 1: So men, the misses were following along this three league
Speaker 1: multi which was us to win under fifty one and
Speaker 1: a half points. Man need to score. We scored, and
Speaker 1: so I was like, there's my chance to go to
Speaker 1: the loo.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Before I even came back, they had scored, no come
Speaker 1: back and my missus pointing at the field, he's god,
Speaker 1: he's good.
Speaker 4: It's a good shore. It happens so quickly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they every time he scored, they responded quickly,
Speaker 3: and that the try before halftime was a gutting one
Speaker 3: as well. But he let's celebrate the victories because our
Speaker 3: sports book three way, for the first time in four
Speaker 3: months has come off.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had Mark Teller to score, you had the Spice
Speaker 3: Channel to score, and Carl's horse came in as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah multi yeah, mult time came in. So we won
Speaker 3: a cool was it thirteen hundred.
Speaker 1: Thirteen hundred bucks off that one?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 1: And on top of that, for the sportsbook listeners, every
Speaker 1: one of those horses came in the top four. One
Speaker 1: of them did come forth. But if you like, we
Speaker 1: did multi all of those up with a top four finish.
Speaker 1: It was only paying like three or four dollars.
Speaker 3: Oh, I stuck my whole kiding on it. I stuck
Speaker 3: seventy five bucks on it. So I came away with
Speaker 3: one hundred and ninety.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's it came in.
Speaker 1: It was, It was good, and it couldn't have happened
Speaker 1: at a bit of time because that guy sent in
Speaker 1: a voicemail last week saying that he listens to the
Speaker 1: Thursday and Friday episodes on a Monday and it makes
Speaker 1: him realize how shit punter as we are.
Speaker 4: Well, I hope you're enjoying you Monday today.
Speaker 1: Mate, let's hear it from now because yeah, but we
Speaker 1: filled the kiddie.
Speaker 4: Yeah it was.
Speaker 3: It was an interesting game, wasn't it? Because I felt
Speaker 3: like the All Blacks if they just got two or
Speaker 3: three wide. I think Raser mentioned this in the postmatch.
Speaker 3: He just says, we had them out wide once we
Speaker 3: could get the ball out wide, but they just struggled
Speaker 3: to get that one or two kind of phases together
Speaker 3: and create that space out wide. And I got example
Speaker 3: was that the break from Body Barrett that put Mark
Speaker 3: Talia in the corner. It just showed that opened them
Speaker 3: up because their rush defenses was just absolutely shutting down
Speaker 3: anything going past Damien McKenzie. But player of the match
Speaker 3: for me was Cortes. His twenty thirty minutes on field
Speaker 3: was excellent. I mean afterwards he said he was absolutely
Speaker 3: kicking himself, but he didn't show that he played really well.
Speaker 3: And I hope he starts this weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my my messages and Lauren from out in the
Speaker 1: office was sitting next to me and as soon as
Speaker 1: he came on, they're both going, who's he who's this guy?
Speaker 4: We've never seen this guy before? Who is it?
Speaker 1: So Corty's that's my I hadn't identified him as a
Speaker 1: hot guy of note, but apparently he's.
Speaker 3: A hot guy from note? How many like I guess
Speaker 3: meters wise? How far away are you from that.
Speaker 4: They showed him on the screen?
Speaker 3: Ah okay, right, yeah, okay, fair enough, that.
Speaker 1: Was how that was how they saw it. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree with you. Corty's had a great debut. I
Speaker 1: thought the Bowden Barrett grabbed that game by the scruff
Speaker 1: of the neck and said, I am still the best
Speaker 1: rugby player in this country. And my question for you is,
Speaker 1: and I said this last week, I felt like he
Speaker 1: was going to start. I feel like it's it's it's
Speaker 1: a full gone conclusion. Now he has to start in
Speaker 1: the next All Blacks game. But who does he start for?
Speaker 1: Does he start at ten or does he start at fifteen?
Speaker 3: Do you think I think at fifteen? I think I
Speaker 3: think you need to keep on with McKenzie. I think
Speaker 3: the check he's peedifetter, he gets a good play and
Speaker 3: he'll do well. But I think Bowden will slipping at fifteen.
Speaker 3: Keith McKenny at ten I think that's that's the way
Speaker 3: that goes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just too dominant a performance, and you
Speaker 1: were like, certain came on. I think, well, yeah, he
Speaker 1: came on with thirty minutes left to go, came on
Speaker 1: at about the fifty minute marks, Like, shit, we could
Speaker 1: have done with him for those first fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they try the try saving tackle at the end
Speaker 3: as well. He had like about two hundred and forty
Speaker 3: kgs of ford just on his chest, which would have
Speaker 3: crushed a mere mortal. And he's had a great interview afterwards.
Speaker 3: He said like I don't know much about the obstruction rule,
Speaker 3: but I knew it'd held him up over the line,
Speaker 3: So yeah, he's finished there too. There was about five
Speaker 3: or six minutes of deliberations about whether that scored it.
Speaker 3: They I think that square is where that caused an
Speaker 3: obstruction which they had not penalized, and the game was over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, it was. It was.
Speaker 1: It was quite tense and quite a weird sort of situation.
Speaker 1: I was it was real squeaky one time, because it
Speaker 1: was like you felt like they were going to hit
Speaker 1: the penalty and then there's no extra time, is there
Speaker 1: in a dismatch like that.
Speaker 4: It's just game.
Speaker 3: No, it's just game. There's no there's no golden point
Speaker 3: or anything like that. Hey, did I mean myself? And
Speaker 3: James mccaroney commentated that Yes, And I believe there was
Speaker 3: an elder gentleman who called News Talk z B the
Speaker 3: next day to talk to Piney who said he couldn't
Speaker 3: quite work out his sky box and it was stuck
Speaker 3: on Sky Sport nine.
Speaker 4: Yep, we've got the audio, listened to it. Yep, here
Speaker 4: we go, Gabriel, thanks for holding mate.
Speaker 5: Good a pooney. We watched the game on Sky nine Sports,
Speaker 5: and we've only just gotten a new box for us,
Speaker 5: so we weren't sure exactly how to work it. But
Speaker 5: I got it going for this Sky nine Sports. I
Speaker 5: thought it was a great game.
Speaker 2: We won.
Speaker 5: We're moving in the right direction. But I wonder if
Speaker 5: anybody else notice or heard the commentary that was on
Speaker 5: nine Sports. Some crowd called commentary collective alternative commentary collective. Now,
Speaker 5: these guys were total idiots. They had assume that thing
Speaker 5: going that was about third form from what I remember,
Speaker 5: they were calling, for example, te Leah Prince Eslia. They
Speaker 5: were calling the one of the one of the forwards
Speaker 5: from England, baby Face said big baby, and it was
Speaker 5: like listening to kids and it was really off putting,
Speaker 5: you know, and watching the game. So I just wanted
Speaker 5: to put that through and see if anybody else has
Speaker 5: had heard about it. Do you know that some alternative
Speaker 5: collective commentary group?
Speaker 6: Yes I do, Gabriel, Yes I do. In fact, they're
Speaker 6: in the same building as us. Yes, they're in the
Speaker 6: same building as us. Are they're in a quiet taste.
Speaker 6: They're not for everybody, as you've pointed out. If you
Speaker 6: would prefer a different kind of commentary, Channel fifty one
Speaker 6: I think is probably where you need to go. But yeah,
Speaker 6: the Alternative Commentary Collective, they have a very big audience,
Speaker 6: a very big audience, and yeah, we're proud to have
Speaker 6: them as as our stable mates. I hope you enjoyed
Speaker 6: the game, Gabriel, regardless of your taste and the commentators.
Speaker 4: Good to chat to your.
Speaker 3: Mate, You good on your piney. But saying that you
Speaker 3: actually have to when you've got a skybox, you actually
Speaker 3: have to do a lot to get to us. You've
Speaker 3: got to go to Skysport nine and you've got to
Speaker 3: put your adult codin so Gabriel. I don't know what
Speaker 3: he did to put his adult codin, whether he ever
Speaker 3: knew it, but surely that would have raised red flags
Speaker 3: that it wasn't the normal commentary. So good on you, Gabriel.
Speaker 3: At least he kind of at least he listened and
Speaker 3: got all the nicknames.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was obviously an active participant because he remembered
Speaker 1: more slightly misremembered most of the nicknames. But you're right,
Speaker 1: it's my favorite piece of feedback that we get as
Speaker 1: the alternative commentary collective is just shut up and commentate
Speaker 1: the game.
Speaker 4: Normally.
Speaker 3: That's on the other one.
Speaker 4: They have that the clue is in the name. The name. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so he obviously had no idea.
Speaker 1: And I think what I'm picking up here from Gabriel
Speaker 1: is that it was a real battle for him to
Speaker 1: even get on to Skysport Night.
Speaker 4: And I think once he saw the All Blacks he
Speaker 4: was just like, I'm not I'm just leaving it where.
Speaker 4: He just got it working. He just got it working
Speaker 4: for that game. Yeah, just he'd been.
Speaker 3: Working on that for weeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he finally got to go and I'm not bloody
Speaker 1: changing it.
Speaker 4: Then his wife's like, well this is bloody terrible. We
Speaker 4: can't be listening to this.
Speaker 1: And then I just love the way that he was
Speaker 1: so because can you imagine how angry he was listening
Speaker 1: to the game like throughout the game, how passed off
Speaker 1: he must have been that the next day. This came
Speaker 1: in at about lunchtime on Sunday, so the next morning
Speaker 1: he got up and he would have just been I
Speaker 1: just can't bloody believe what I heard last not on
Speaker 1: the sky Sport nine. Have you heard did you hear?
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard anything like it?
Speaker 4: Have I hear that?
Speaker 1: Bloody Jason Byn on the radio. I'll be wringing him
Speaker 1: and telling him all about it.
Speaker 4: This is not good enough, A great stuff. That's that.
Speaker 3: We're going to put that in our promo. That's going
Speaker 3: on the next promo billboard probably.
Speaker 1: So yeah, the next game, the All Blacks are playing
Speaker 1: Fiji this weekend.
Speaker 4: It's going to be Saturday. It's over in San Diego.
Speaker 1: I presume it's a Friday night game because it's two
Speaker 1: o'clock kickoff here in New Zealand.
Speaker 4: Actually quite a quite a friendly time.
Speaker 1: And oh just quickly as well, Hulk smash a man,
Speaker 1: Hulk smash. Yes from the Tyree Seniors got a message
Speaker 1: on Sunday. Tyree Senior Open grade Old boys got up
Speaker 1: on Saturday. They won thirty three to thirty.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: The game went to extra time at twenty three. All
Speaker 1: what yeah, and eventually the Eels got up Tyrie. That
Speaker 1: is thirty three to thirty old. I got a photo
Speaker 1: of our man Hulk Smash in action. Yep, he's got
Speaker 1: a powerful looking unit. But yeah, thirty three thirty after
Speaker 1: going to overtime at twenty three, All.
Speaker 3: Oh, congratulations, congratulations, so Hulk Smash.
Speaker 4: So it was that the final? Yeah? That was the final? Yeah,
Speaker 4: oh semifinal. I feel like it might have been the
Speaker 4: semi final.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think the other club rugby at semi finals
Speaker 3: because I know the Share beat Mahurangi in the semi final.
Speaker 3: They're in the final next week.
Speaker 4: There was it when we were at the Postman's League.
Speaker 1: There was a game being live streamed on Facebook and
Speaker 1: that was being played over the screens.
Speaker 4: Was that the North Shore?
Speaker 3: No? No, there was there was like down in like
Speaker 3: Parmestan North or something. Some guy just asked to put
Speaker 3: on YouTube stream up so he could crush beers and
Speaker 3: watch his local club rugby final from way down the lines,
Speaker 3: bless no matter what.
Speaker 1: Two all right, let's take one last break and when
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Speaker 4: Aren't you?
Speaker 3: I bet you were one of the cunts that used
Speaker 3: to ring up zeeb and prank call me and swear
Speaker 3: live on air.
Speaker 4: Bloody disgraceful anyway yours please?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: Thanks? Mary? Was was it? He? Did you prank? Mary?
Speaker 3: We never really prank them. What we did do is
Speaker 3: when whenever he interviewed Dan for Tory, we would always
Speaker 3: ring up and ask a heavily and appropriate question with
Speaker 3: a lot of sexual undertones that only Dan would understand,
Speaker 3: and then Mary would and Dan would start laughing, and
Speaker 3: then Marry Go.
Speaker 4: Was that one of your friends again? Is it Dan? So? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That we never we never went on there and swore,
Speaker 3: I mean, we're not that immature.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've heard recently if we played out
Speaker 1: on this podcast before some of the callers that he
Speaker 1: used to get through.
Speaker 3: Yes, because he refuses to use because just lifting the
Speaker 3: curtain a little bit. On talkback, a lot of talkback
Speaker 3: call hosts they have a dump button. Yeah, so in reality,
Speaker 3: your call is two or three seconds delayed, So if
Speaker 3: you drop a sea bomb or you say something inappropriate,
Speaker 3: they've got two or three seconds to press that button
Speaker 3: and you disappear. Murray Deeka refused to use that because
Speaker 3: it wasn't true talkback or and fair enough. But what
Speaker 3: it did do was open them up to punters leading
Speaker 3: them down a garden path and then dropping massive f
Speaker 3: bombs or sea bombs on them.
Speaker 4: And it happened a lot.
Speaker 1: I think it's like a highlight reel on YouTube or something.
Speaker 1: We'll dig it up, you play it out tomorrow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I reckon, but this absolute crack is on there. Anytime
Speaker 1: you've got talk back, you're really opening yourself up for
Speaker 1: that kind of thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, I mean we used to. Yeah, we used to
Speaker 3: live on the shore as as like a student. Every
Speaker 3: time we crossed the bridge either either way, the rule
Speaker 3: was someone in the car had to ring as he'd
Speaker 3: been do talkback no matter what state you're in, three
Speaker 3: four in the morning, coming back over the bridge from town,
Speaker 3: you have to talkback or call and see what they're
Speaker 3: up to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just way.
Speaker 1: I'll always take it as well, particularly absolutely Yeah. Having
Speaker 1: worked at a talkback radio session, we actually had a
Speaker 1: seven second delay and I never once used it. I'd
Speaker 1: tell them that I had, but I I selfishly just
Speaker 1: wanted their bones to get through. Whatever it did, it
Speaker 1: would just crack me up with it. And then if
Speaker 1: anyone asked what, yeah, yeah got the button.
Speaker 4: Yeah I got it, mate. Never did. Thank you very
Speaker 4: much for getting in touch Murray.
Speaker 1: I see that no one's still yet completed the Murray
Speaker 1: Decker challenge, which is to get a plunder onto Murray
Speaker 1: Decker's head or any board man's.
Speaker 4: Head to be fair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he is still bored, so your your chance
Speaker 1: is still there.
Speaker 4: We had another caller here, yours, please do you reckon
Speaker 4: the mainstream media has taken your idea.
Speaker 1: For the shot clock or like what's happening there?
Speaker 3: Okay, we we we had our own shot clock on
Speaker 3: Saturday night which involved any stoppage and play. We would
Speaker 3: just kick off our own stop a shot clock and
Speaker 3: then have a shot. If it ran down. They create
Speaker 3: a bit of confusion when they put the real shot
Speaker 3: clock up and then our shot clock was running slightly
Speaker 3: either behind or in front of which caused a lot
Speaker 3: of confusion for the viewers on Skysport nine. So I
Speaker 3: think we might need to tidy that up a little bit.
Speaker 3: But that's a work on. That's a work on for
Speaker 3: the news game.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That would have absolutely had Gabriel's brain twisted into a pretzel.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I would have actuallydn't think about that because
Speaker 3: we had a huge shot clock in the corner and
Speaker 3: we had the countdown music then.
Speaker 4: Ten cats.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, so we add all the sound efficks and
Speaker 3: everything and then we just take a shot at tequila.
Speaker 4: He would have been since with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he would not have been able to follow it
Speaker 1: at all. Thank you very much for call another caller
Speaker 1: here yours please? Sorry I said fucked out for I
Speaker 1: med fucked out Canterbury.
Speaker 4: How good.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for clarifying that one he must have.
Speaker 1: He's obviously in a pub somewhere. I don't think he's
Speaker 1: at a pub. I think he's just absolutely peeled after
Speaker 1: the game.
Speaker 4: The game, Yeah, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: He was just like, hang on, let me just gotta
Speaker 1: go back, let me just clean that up for a second.
Speaker 1: A lot of people do think that South Canterbury is
Speaker 1: part of Southland. I think to Auckland is anything south
Speaker 1: of christ Church is Southland.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people, yeah, I agree with that.
Speaker 1: Whenever I meet Aucklanders and I tell them where I'm
Speaker 1: originally from, they always say Southland. Are you a Southlander?
Speaker 1: Dunedin's not even Southland. People still think that is.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, you're right, it's south of where we are.
Speaker 1: South of the bombos. That's all that matters. We've got
Speaker 1: a couple more another call here, yours please.
Speaker 3: Good o fellas smax from the tron here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just weighing in on your guys, betting with your kids.
Speaker 4: My wife when I do that, but it's.
Speaker 1: A bit young, so we just do under overs on
Speaker 1: whether or not he's got a nappy for shit.
Speaker 4: That's a fun one. Yeah. When you win, yeah, not
Speaker 4: so good when you lose like that.
Speaker 3: The gamification of nappies is the only way to get
Speaker 3: through it.
Speaker 4: It's the only way.
Speaker 3: So I can highly commend that father and bringing gamification
Speaker 3: and betting into nappy changing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there has to be a win there for you somehow, yea,
Speaker 1: even if you have the manufacturer. Speaking of nappies, the
Speaker 1: Hello Sports Boys they do a podcast over there in Australia.
Speaker 1: They are New South Welshman and they found out that
Speaker 1: Mitch Barnett missed the birth of his second son for
Speaker 1: New South Wales camp. It was like early week camp
Speaker 1: as well, it wasn't like day off. He missed the
Speaker 1: birth of his kid to hold pads at training camp.
Speaker 1: They found out about that and they've now pledged to
Speaker 1: send him a nappy for every run meter times every
Speaker 1: tackle that he makes on Wednesday night the epic, So.
Speaker 4: They're going to multiply that.
Speaker 1: I reckon we'll have to get them on on Wednesday
Speaker 1: for a bit of a state of origin preview.
Speaker 3: Yeah, tell them we'll deliver them. Yeah, we'll deliver them.
Speaker 3: We'll we'll hand deliver them for them.
Speaker 1: Because they called up bloke Jackson who works out there
Speaker 1: at the Warriors, and said can we can we send
Speaker 1: this to you, and he was like, why don't you
Speaker 1: just send me the money and I'll buy it over here?
Speaker 4: Not the not the point.
Speaker 1: So we have a ute. You know, we have the capability.
Speaker 1: We can hand deliver this stuff to the warriors. So
Speaker 1: I reckon, we'll reach out to them, or if you're
Speaker 1: listening to this, reach out to us and otherwise. We
Speaker 1: will be back tomorrow with another episode of the Gender
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Speaker 1: are you by the.
Speaker 4: Way, I'm in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Like I say, in hiding.
Speaker 4: And witness protection.
Speaker 1: All right, we will see you guys tomorrow for another
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