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Speaker 1: The ZiT M podcast Network, Fleaswood and Hayley's Little bit

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Speaker 1: of Pod Treat yourself to mcassae coffee with my Meca's rewards.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to a little bit of pond.

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Speaker 1: Gays, Gays, gays, guys in particular Aussie podcast listeners. Listen up.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming to Australia, going to work on ac Why

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Speaker 1: what's wrong with it? It's sick ass.

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Speaker 2: You're going to spend the whole two weeks imitating Australians.

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Speaker 2: Like anytime there's a gusten from anywhere.

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Speaker 1: It is so bad. And when I'm in Australia, it's

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Speaker 1: like instant. The moment I land, I'm like, I always

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Speaker 1: get picked. How are you? Oh so good? I'm going

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Speaker 1: to Australia next year. I'm going to Melbourne, Brisbane and

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Speaker 1: Sydney with my show Wild Fanny Wild Floods basically working title,

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Speaker 1: Yeah Fanny Flutters but I am. I'm doing two weeks

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Speaker 1: in Melbourne the Comedy Festival, two shows and Brisbane two shows.

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Speaker 1: In Sydney.

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Speaker 2: That is so exciting because Melboyn Comedy Festival is amazing,

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Speaker 2: huge and I all seed you wouldn't do it. They were.

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Speaker 1: Funny people only to do this. Well, boy, I got

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Speaker 1: jokes for days and they're like, and you've showing them

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Speaker 1: where you might or you might not remain. I showed

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Speaker 1: them you don't need to be funny to be a comedian.

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Speaker 2: So Melbourne Comedy would then would go Edinburgh and then Melbourne.

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Speaker 1: It's huge and she runs for four weeks, but I'm

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Speaker 1: only doing two right, just because I miss you guys

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Speaker 1: so much. Yeah, well, I mean it will.

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Speaker 2: We will because there's a little break between Easter and

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Speaker 2: Anzac but you'll be doing a few shows over there

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Speaker 2: from Australia.

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Speaker 1: You know this is Can we talk about that anyway?

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Speaker 1: So if you want to get tickets Australians Live Nation

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Speaker 1: dot com do au just look at my name. She's

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Speaker 1: She's all Flash Live Nation produced by Live Nation Australia.

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Speaker 1: Here's the So in Brisbane and Sydney when I'm in there,

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Speaker 1: which is like the later half of it, We're we're

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Speaker 1: gonna have a little break probably as a show. So

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Speaker 1: that's fine. Do you know what's going to happen in Melbourne?

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Speaker 1: And here's the plan. My show in Melbourne is on

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Speaker 1: at nine point thirty Australia time, So that's PM eleven

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Speaker 1: thirty pm New Zealand, New Zealand time. At the best,

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Speaker 1: I'll be able to get back to my hotel after

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Speaker 1: doing my show in Australia at one am New Zealand time. Now, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I get up at four am New Zealand time. That's

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Speaker 1: three hours later. So here's my plan. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go nocturnal. Oh okay, I'll get up

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Speaker 1: and I'll like have a bit of dinner or something.

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Speaker 1: I'll go and I'll do my show. Yeap, i will

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Speaker 1: maybe go into a late night spot or something. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to stay awake and then I'll just join you guys,

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Speaker 1: and I won't have slept, and then you'll sleep after

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Speaker 1: and then we'll do the show. I'll be in Australia.

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Speaker 1: You'll be here and.

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Speaker 2: Then am six am your time or seven nice.

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Speaker 1: Seven year seven year seven go to sleep, go to sleep,

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Speaker 1: sleep during the day. I love that. And I was like,

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Speaker 1: this just seems a bitter way than then getting back

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Speaker 1: to accommodation after doing performance. You've all it's adrenaline trying

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Speaker 1: to sleep for a measly couple of hours and then

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Speaker 1: me being a beggar ship for you over zone. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I'm all excited. I'm going to go full nighttime mode.

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Speaker 2: I've done a couple of shows in Australia. We've done

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Speaker 2: a couple as well. Yeah, it's weird You're going into

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Speaker 2: a radio studio and it's like three.

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Speaker 1: Or two in the morning. Yeah, just like what is happening?

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Speaker 1: I know, But now I am. I'm really excited. I

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Speaker 1: know we've got lots of Aussie podcast listeners. It's so excited. No, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I do. I haven't been to Sydney since I

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Speaker 1: was a teenager. Really, I've never been to Sydney and

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Speaker 1: as an adult. Yeah, I'm thinking of getting some lip

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Speaker 1: filler while I'm there.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna love it, you know what I mean, because

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Speaker 2: I do adopt the local culture. Can they just do

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Speaker 2: it as you land at the airports. Yeah, there's a separate.

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Speaker 1: Line and then sprow something to declare nothing to declear

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Speaker 1: lip filler need it? Yeah, I'll go in that one.

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Speaker 2: They give you a bit of gloss as well after

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Speaker 2: the fellow Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm really looking forward to performing in Australia. So

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Speaker 1: if you want to take it all that, it's on

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Speaker 1: my Instagram or livenation dot com dot are.

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Speaker 2: You Oh, that's pretty flash. You get a rider with

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Speaker 2: Live Nation because you asked for a koala o to

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Speaker 2: dream and when you're in Brisbane.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Sydney, Sydney Zoo. Sydney Zoo is so cool. Never been.

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Speaker 2: I'll do that in Sydney Brisbane.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go. Where am I going? I don't

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Speaker 1: know where that accident is going know anyone in Brisbane?

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Speaker 1: So I'll be going to Oh my god, you will

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Speaker 1: have no trouble finding a New Zealander on the Gold Coast. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well maybe like a Sudanese gentleman.

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Speaker 2: Okay, our heir hip, our heir ship.

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Speaker 1: You watch yourself. You are tiptoing a fine line.

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Speaker 2: Young lady Haley. Just go through these moments where she's like,

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Speaker 2: that would be nice.

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Speaker 1: No hype of excited on things. Sometimes it's boyish lesbians,

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Speaker 1: it's Jason Momore. A lot of the time it's irishmen

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Speaker 1: at the moment. Now Sudanese men. Okay, right, that's again,

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Speaker 1: that's other MIT's still going. I thought we were just

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Speaker 1: hanging out now