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Speaker 1: This is the Agenda Podcast for the fifth of September.
Speaker 2: The Agenda Podcast, the home of sporting nonsense and clap trap,
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Speaker 3: Good morning, mat Heith, good morning and I Stuart.
Speaker 1: It's great to be here. Second down the podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't have a heart out today.
Speaker 3: No, I don't have a heart out today, but yeah,
Speaker 3: real smuzzle of a podcast for years today. I sorally
Speaker 3: enjoyed it when I was at the gym listening to that.
Speaker 1: It was a bitter on yesterday. Yeah, I got a
Speaker 1: phone call from you. We don't need to really let
Speaker 1: it go all of the ramifications of what happened yesterday,
Speaker 1: but it was all the working has been shown. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the working was shown. We showed how we got to
Speaker 1: where we got to and in the end, I think
Speaker 1: Lisa Carrington on the Matting Jerry Podcast today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what a fantastic human beings. She's the absolute best
Speaker 3: of us. Just even if she didn't win eight gold
Speaker 3: medals and a bronze, she'd still be the best of us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred percent Jack as well. Oh act, when
Speaker 1: you see Olympians you realize you're not even the same species.
Speaker 3: No, No, there's sort of an awareness and a brightness
Speaker 3: even to their eyes. Yeah, they're just they're just the
Speaker 3: system's working rather than it's being dulled by abuse.
Speaker 1: I've never seen an Olympian with a zip, you know,
Speaker 1: I've never seen an Olympian with a rash.
Speaker 3: No, they're just running peak. Everything's a world up, loubed up.
Speaker 1: Ye, ready to go. You know it's under their eyes now, Yeah, brilliant.
Speaker 1: I was going to ask you something about did Stacey
Speaker 1: Morrison make her heart out?
Speaker 3: I don't know about that. I don't know what happened yet,
Speaker 3: whether she made it or not. But that was unmovable
Speaker 3: and that was We're getting pressure from both ends. It
Speaker 3: was Stacey Morris's heart out and my costumes entitled taking
Speaker 3: about forty minutes longer than he was scheduled to take
Speaker 3: with Dame Lisa Krnh Bloody Husking, Bloody Husking.
Speaker 1: So to pull you guys behind the curtain. Last night
Speaker 1: was the New Zealand Marketing Awards and for some reason
Speaker 1: we got invited suit a commentary collective myself, Gulan and
Speaker 1: Joe Jury went along. I managed to smoke bomb at
Speaker 1: about ten thirty. Oh yeah, when the awards ceremony proper
Speaker 1: was done.
Speaker 3: So, but that's quite early because we were firing up
Speaker 3: at five o'clock for a NFL Fantasy Draft on Zoom.
Speaker 3: You were coming in from that awards already, So that
Speaker 3: is a solid shift of five and a half hours
Speaker 3: at tho awards.
Speaker 1: At the awards, yeah, I think we're at the pub
Speaker 1: beforehand at about four o'clock. So yeah. And then I
Speaker 1: woke up this morning to a text from acc Here
Speaker 1: Gulane at one thirty five saying things have gone pear
Speaker 1: shaped wow, and that the person in charge of PR
Speaker 1: for New Zealand Media and Entertainment would not be happy
Speaker 1: with them. Is what the second texts. You know, I
Speaker 1: was like, good god, what happened one am? Wow?
Speaker 3: Essentially that he thought that you needed to know that
Speaker 3: at one thirty five am. It's because that's not wait
Speaker 3: till tomorrow. I'm currently asleep.
Speaker 1: Well then it just sets your mind ablaze with what
Speaker 1: could possibly have happened day, Like what did he do?
Speaker 1: And it's always worse than you could imagine when it
Speaker 1: is you.
Speaker 3: No matter how far your imagination goes, it's always like,
Speaker 3: oh Jesus.
Speaker 1: Well and well to let him tell it. Apparently, all
Speaker 1: that happened was he went into a bar and they
Speaker 1: said at that bar, you're the last guys in here.
Speaker 1: But they had like half of their crews still outside,
Speaker 1: and so they were rigging him like how are you
Speaker 1: doing well? Only two he's going to rest of us
Speaker 1: can't get and we get nowhere to go. It's a
Speaker 1: Wednesday night, that's what he said. Oh right, but I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's true or not, because I've seen
Speaker 1: the shape some of them are in what kind of bar?
Speaker 1: Let's g Lane?
Speaker 3: And at that time and I after that long at
Speaker 3: the pub beforehand and then a hole of awards.
Speaker 1: They should have their license taken off them. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: need to find out who they are and make it complain.
Speaker 1: That's you're only letting two people in and one of
Speaker 1: them is going to be g Lane.
Speaker 3: Remember when the Radio Awards, when g Lane set up
Speaker 3: shop at a bar, he refused to go to the awards. Yes,
Speaker 3: and then he set up at another bar and sort
Speaker 3: of like he set up it was an aggressive camp. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they scamp that he set up and also and then
Speaker 3: everyone came ten and the whole awards. He just went
Speaker 3: so hard that the entire wards abandoned where they were
Speaker 3: and came to the bar he was.
Speaker 1: There, ended up where he was, which was quite ironic
Speaker 1: because he didn't want to be there, but he was
Speaker 1: also in a suit and making an effort like he
Speaker 1: obviously meant something. Yeah, it was firing off a lot
Speaker 1: of abusive text to people. I just meant something to him.
Speaker 1: And now, look not to make this all about myself,
Speaker 1: but I did go to the gym this morning, thanks
Speaker 1: for asking, And you know, I was in there and
Speaker 1: I was thinking, I was looking around as like, I
Speaker 1: may not be the fittest person in here, be the
Speaker 1: most jack I'm definitely the most hungover. And that's something
Speaker 1: I can control.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I mean that is true way because it's
Speaker 3: it's all very well going to the gym when you're
Speaker 3: feeling great. That's if you can go up over when
Speaker 3: you're stinking hangover and smelling of pass and you've got
Speaker 3: a little peace staying on the front of your shorts,
Speaker 3: that's when it really counts.
Speaker 1: Those are the ones, Those are the ones that really
Speaker 1: can make the difference that makes a difference on you
Speaker 1: on your journey to your perfect body. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: I don't think anything I did this morning would have
Speaker 1: changed my physique in any way, but my mindset. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what if I overcame this morning as am.
Speaker 3: I was at the gym late last night and there
Speaker 3: was a guy that was just camping on the leg
Speaker 3: press and it's the final final thing in my in
Speaker 3: my routine. Ah right, And come on, is there a
Speaker 3: maximum time you can spend there just you're just sitting down?
Speaker 3: I think the seated ones like that. People will just
Speaker 3: lean in the spending they're on the phone. I mean,
Speaker 3: how much time do you need between reps? But really
Speaker 3: I'm like very little time between reps.
Speaker 1: Same because I'm lifting such piddly weights. Yeah, that's not
Speaker 1: like I'm sitting pbs.
Speaker 3: I'm standing around like a And you feel like a
Speaker 3: total creep because you're standing around watching someone trying to
Speaker 3: apply pressure without applying pressure, just making it be in
Speaker 3: as periphery to know someone's waiting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but not right up as ass hassagged them a
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Or it's like that because there's nothing more frustrating than
Speaker 3: leaving without doing. You feel just leaving one one of
Speaker 3: your things out, one of your sets out.
Speaker 1: You feel like a failure. Yeah. I'll often just go
Speaker 1: and sit on a different machine. I call it a
Speaker 1: time waste, and just go sit on a different machine,
Speaker 1: put bugger all weights on it, and just wait for
Speaker 1: that other guy to leave. There was one day I
Speaker 1: was sitting at the gym and made me feel because
Speaker 1: you know how sometimes you just zone out and you're
Speaker 1: just steering off into the distance. You realize you're just
Speaker 1: steering straight at some guy. Yeah, and he's like looking
Speaker 1: back at you, Look, what the fuck your problem?
Speaker 3: Or or some female and then they don't know that
Speaker 3: you're you're blurred over, you're not looking anywhere. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: they just happened to be completely in your.
Speaker 1: Flight of sight. Yeah, you're seeing spots stars, you're fighting
Speaker 1: for your life to stay conscious, you're thinking about your
Speaker 1: NFL fantasy draft. Yeah. And so the other day I
Speaker 1: was on one of those machines where you're on the
Speaker 1: old pool. By the way, this is still a sports podcast.
Speaker 1: We will get to that on the old pool down
Speaker 1: machine that I love that. So he's sort of locked down,
Speaker 1: I locked into the That's my favorite machine. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I'm in there, I'm lockdown. A woman comes and sets
Speaker 1: up opposite me on a Swiss ball and she's facing
Speaker 1: away from me and then starts raising and lowering her
Speaker 1: leaks and I'm locked into the machine. I'm facing dead
Speaker 1: at her, and I was just like looking around the
Speaker 1: gym like you guys all saw me sit down here
Speaker 1: first day.
Speaker 3: I didn't come over here because she was doing that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And in the end I had to leave. And you'll
Speaker 3: end up on TikTok with someone. They've got someone then
Speaker 3: filming back and forth between you and you're looking. They
Speaker 3: don't know that you're you're set up sick and you're
Speaker 3: glazed over.
Speaker 1: You don't know where you are. You're locked and you know,
Speaker 1: look at this pervert. Yeah, and this goes back to
Speaker 1: what we were saying last week about you know, gym's
Speaker 1: have separate sections just for women. Yeah, gym should have
Speaker 1: separate sections just for week dudes week duds like me,
Speaker 1: so that I can be kept away from looking like
Speaker 1: a creep. Hey do you think people did I bring
Speaker 1: this up? Last time?
Speaker 3: We were talking about the gym, But people are over
Speaker 3: cleaning the machines when they're finished like the people are
Speaker 3: now at my gym. They're doing a full like crime scene.
Speaker 3: They're like the wolf from pulp fiction, coming in cleaning everything, wiping,
Speaker 3: but they haven't even sat on with the wet wipes.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, and like you're waiting to get on. This
Speaker 1: guy's doing a full clean.
Speaker 3: It's like, I'm gonna sit on that machine and I'm
Speaker 3: gonna wipe it with my sweatail at the end just
Speaker 3: a little bit and just pretend like I'm doing something.
Speaker 3: I mean, what do we is that the end of
Speaker 3: the world. Someone's sweeted anywhere near theoody machine?
Speaker 1: Come on, Well, what if they had some sort of infection?
Speaker 1: You know, I guess that's yeah, but I would say
Speaker 1: you'd probably rather have the problem you're describing than the
Speaker 1: other end of the spectrum, where you know, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: real grubby. Now it's just covering a moisten whit wipe.
Speaker 1: We now got to wait for that to dry. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: and but yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's one was just taking swings and starting fights
Speaker 3: at the gym.
Speaker 1: You go a whit white pet mate, Okay, cleaner, it's
Speaker 1: too clean.
Speaker 3: You're standing here. If you're a bloody clean the machine
Speaker 3: I don't give a shit. Do you see me clean
Speaker 3: the machine? I was just not it's covenant bacteria, fungus.
Speaker 3: I've got a horrible bloody pop to boil on there.
Speaker 3: Don't see me cleaning one machine?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. And if you want the body that
Speaker 1: we've got, you can do it too, just by going
Speaker 1: to the gym once or twice a week and binge
Speaker 1: drinking three to four nights. You leaned up just like
Speaker 1: where you mentioned the NFL Fantasy Draft, and a lot
Speaker 1: of people around the traps will have had their fantasy drafts.
Speaker 1: So far, we still haven't. It was set down for
Speaker 1: last night, yeah, but it didn't happen.
Speaker 3: What happened, Well, this was so much on to get
Speaker 3: everyone together, all twelve people together. You know, we've got
Speaker 3: people in Chicago, we've got people in Scotland, they're all
Speaker 3: coming in, people overseas. We couldn't have it in a
Speaker 3: bar like we did last year. So but we've got
Speaker 3: twelve members, but there was there's twelve slots, but there
Speaker 3: was eleven members. And one of the members has wanted
Speaker 3: his dad to join the team. And so we're going
Speaker 3: for the draft live and it's going in complete draft
Speaker 3: and complete draft. You can't go in complete draft and
Speaker 3: were like all day, I've seen this thing. I'm talking
Speaker 3: to my mate Chris and Chicago that he's the commissioner
Speaker 3: about it. And I'm trying to ring around the back
Speaker 3: to get hold of this guy's dad because he's living
Speaker 3: he's in Scotland. This guy and his dad's then on
Speaker 3: christ Church and it's three in the morning in Scotland.
Speaker 3: He's trying to ring his dad. Yeah, I'm I'm ringing
Speaker 3: his brother's girlfriend to try and get her dad in
Speaker 3: law's number to try and get him to fill in.
Speaker 3: And then the time's s ticking down five a clock
Speaker 3: draft and you know it's about to go live at
Speaker 3: so much pressure. Everyone's on the WhatsApp. You know, there's
Speaker 3: a lot of serious chats going through. There's a lot
Speaker 3: of stupid shit coming through as well. Muddy's the waters,
Speaker 3: a lot of Muddy's waters in the in the in
Speaker 3: the WhatsApp chat. And then we've got the sky ringing
Speaker 3: his dad from Scotland and he's just panicking because he
Speaker 3: can't get his dad to to to work out, to
Speaker 3: log on to get a team going for the fantasy league.
Speaker 1: And it goes past it goes past five. So we've
Speaker 1: had to We've had to we had to cancel the
Speaker 1: whole draft. Everyone was there, we now have to do
Speaker 1: Everyone was so excited. We now have to do it tonight.
Speaker 1: But what I noticed is he missed the draft, but
Speaker 1: he's got a name. His name's Pete and his team
Speaker 1: names the Patriots. Yeah, that's pretty good. Did we miss
Speaker 1: the draft because he was trying to brainstorm a name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's concerning because the name is too good and
Speaker 3: so did he stop at the first hurdle of naming
Speaker 3: it and just get stuck there for two days and
Speaker 3: then long should So.
Speaker 1: We had people one guy who came up with a
Speaker 1: shoddy excuse to go home from work early to do
Speaker 1: the draft. There was another guy who was working from
Speaker 1: home and had a spreadsheet printed out on his walls. Scotty.
Speaker 1: Scotty was set up. Me and Joe were at a
Speaker 1: bar about to go to the awards ceremony. We were
Speaker 1: happy to miss the award for this draft.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and in the end, it's been a draft and
Speaker 3: tonight just to continue the drama is because it's their
Speaker 3: last option because the season starts tomorrow. But there's a
Speaker 3: thing with the last moment that this draft can start
Speaker 3: as at five PM New Zealand time tonight, which no
Speaker 3: one can do. So I've been put in charge of
Speaker 3: because our commissioner is on a plane home from Chicago.
Speaker 3: So I've been put in charge of starting the draft
Speaker 3: at five and pausing a second after and two until seven,
Speaker 3: because that's what we did last year. We paused it
Speaker 3: because we were list late last year as well. And
Speaker 3: that's more pressure than I've had in a long time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like yesterday was the most pressure dealing of the fact
Speaker 3: that Pete hadn't joined. There's so much pressure in a
Speaker 3: drama advance before the pressure of the actual draft. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you fucking hell a m I auto draft my way
Speaker 3: through this just to just so I don't have a
Speaker 3: bloody stroke like Brian.
Speaker 1: May did last night. Brian May have a stroke last night,
Speaker 1: b May from Queen. I'm that close to Brian May
Speaker 1: from Queen stroke with us just pausing physicist ban yeah, yeah, physicists. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So that's that's what's happening to in our fantasy league. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I hope you enjoyed that. And just quickly the
Speaker 1: last semi final of the greatest New Zealander of all
Speaker 1: time was overnight Edmund Hillary. Sir Edmund Hillary, just edged
Speaker 1: Richie mccaugh Wow, fifty four forty.
Speaker 3: So I heard you talking about it yesterday and I yeah,
Speaker 3: you were saying that you think it should be MCAU
Speaker 3: because you're sports. We're a sports organization And I got that.
Speaker 3: I mean we're a sports nation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it literally just rote things and you know,
Speaker 1: it was a piggyback situation, wasn't it, whether you Hillary,
Speaker 1: We're not a mountain climbing nation. Yeah, we're not. So
Speaker 1: I'm surprised that that, Sir ed Edged McCaw so am
Speaker 1: I so, I think it's an age thing. Yeah, be upham.
Speaker 1: That is the grand final. Yeah, that is huge.
Speaker 3: So you've got a guy, great humanitarian mountain climber, and
Speaker 3: you've got a guy that was a psycho that just
Speaker 3: happened to coincide with the war, yes, conveniently.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We had a great voicemail yesterday saying that is
Speaker 1: Dan Hooker just lucky to exist when the UFC exists,
Speaker 1: because otherwise when he be jumping into billboxes and his undies.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I mean there's a famous story. I mean
Speaker 3: the great book Searching for Charlie. Fantastic book that just
Speaker 3: came out a couple of years ago, the real history.
Speaker 3: And there's the Mark of the Line, which is which
Speaker 3: is a book that you find a lot of batches
Speaker 3: around Zealand in cribs if you're from the South Island
Speaker 3: that we are. And there's a great story in that
Speaker 3: we're up in like this German troop carriers are retreating.
Speaker 3: They're all on the back and that there's this there's
Speaker 3: this truck and it's full of German troops and they
Speaker 3: just and he runs up hind them, have a grenade
Speaker 3: in there and jumps out of the way and kills
Speaker 3: about twenty five dudes. And it Rommel, who was the
Speaker 3: head of the you know, the German and Armies. He
Speaker 3: was like Jesus Christ, that guy's a psycho. Like he
Speaker 3: actually actually brought it up, actually brought it up with
Speaker 3: meetings with the Allies, because they actually had meetings the
Speaker 3: upper each line. It's like, who is this guy's a
Speaker 3: fucking psycho and all the keywis we psychos as well.
Speaker 3: That like he complained about how many times Keewis bayonetted
Speaker 3: people like kill them and then the next three people,
Speaker 3: the next five guys would come past and just stab
Speaker 3: them another ten times.
Speaker 1: It's like Jesus Christ, you guys are out of.
Speaker 3: Control, which I feel very proud of.
Speaker 1: My My father was a he was a soldier and
Speaker 1: he was on an exercise one day where they you know,
Speaker 1: they weren't firing rounds, but they were doing like a
Speaker 1: battle exercise, and the other guys that they were up
Speaker 1: against came got too close, I think, got in the
Speaker 1: like their position with him, and so he fixed an
Speaker 1: imaginary bayonette and went on a standing ram page and
Speaker 1: apparently just all the guys running it were just lost
Speaker 1: the plot.
Speaker 3: The first person to attach a bayonet to a rifle,
Speaker 3: that's bloody smart because you're like, we've got a gun,
Speaker 3: but that means we don't even a knife, and now
Speaker 3: we've got a gun and a knife, and then you
Speaker 3: run in like shooting instead. It's brilliant. I like putting
Speaker 3: a gun on a taser. Not really, no, that would
Speaker 3: be a smart invention. Like the cops they taisy you,
Speaker 3: and then if they need to upgrade it to a shooting.
Speaker 1: I reserve the right to also light you up with
Speaker 1: an actual bullet. Yeah, I think it would have been
Speaker 1: the other way around. They would have had swords and
Speaker 1: been liken to it. Yeah, it might have been.
Speaker 3: So when when is the voting start for d versus
Speaker 3: up Them?
Speaker 4: This?
Speaker 1: By the time you're listening to this podcast, it will
Speaker 1: be up on Instagram. It is Thursday. I think we
Speaker 1: need to let this one cook over the weekend.
Speaker 3: Okay, would you be would you come on the Met
Speaker 3: Jerry Show to talk about it, either.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow or Monday. It would be my privilege.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So to decide whether whether you want to talk
Speaker 3: about the voting or the result.
Speaker 1: We could possibly do both. We could possibly do both.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's pretty exciting. I mean, you've gone
Speaker 3: through to come down to the sea here and up them.
Speaker 3: It's quite It says a lot about it what we
Speaker 3: are as a nation. Yes, we don't know much about
Speaker 3: up Them, but we knew he killed a lot of
Speaker 3: people and he got a Victoria crossing bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we know a lot about it and his various exports.
Speaker 3: We also know that at one point Charles Uphams was
Speaker 3: shooting at people and boats offers beach at as Cannibury property.
Speaker 1: Wasn't he yeh yep? That he shot at BMW's when
Speaker 1: they drive up his driver.
Speaker 3: But yeah, he took out a few beatles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so go and have your say on Facebook and Instagram.
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break. We'll come right back with
Speaker 1: some actual sport, and by actual sport, I mean sports adjacent.
Speaker 1: Ray Guns piped up. This is the first interview, full
Speaker 1: interview she's done. She did an interview on the project
Speaker 1: last night and over there in Australia. Did you see
Speaker 1: the interview, Yeah, softball interview. It was because I guess
Speaker 1: she came on for that reason. But her argument that
Speaker 1: people that are slacking off for breakdancing don't know enough
Speaker 1: about breakdancing.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure what exact wording was, but there was
Speaker 3: the gist of it. It's like, we all know about breakdancing.
Speaker 3: Everyone has seen amazing breakdancing their entire life. We know
Speaker 3: what it looks like. You can't come at us and
Speaker 3: say we don't know what breakdancing looked like. What you
Speaker 3: did was what breakdancing looks like. What you did looked
Speaker 3: kind of like the first time someone attempted breakdancing. And
Speaker 3: we've all we've all got to Ray Duns level. We've
Speaker 3: all we've all got there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, homesir from school one day and you're like, I
Speaker 1: wonder if I'm a mean breakdancer.
Speaker 3: I wonder if I can what my up games, Like,
Speaker 3: I wonder if I can do crazy legs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you moved the coffee table out in the
Speaker 1: middle of the lounge and you try it, and you're like, no,
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: At Intermediate, we had to pick a club day, and
Speaker 3: I worked out if I didn't pick a club day,
Speaker 3: then I could get the whole afternoon off. So I
Speaker 3: didn't pick a club, which is one of the things
Speaker 3: you go to, and in retaliation when they found out,
Speaker 3: they put me in Modern Dance Club the day before
Speaker 3: their performance in front of the whole school. Palaicuan Intermediate
Speaker 3: in the hall in front of the whole school. And
Speaker 3: then I was like, I can hide at the back.
Speaker 3: And then then the deputy principal said, no, actually, Matt
Speaker 3: is going to have to do a solo a solo
Speaker 3: dance for so they put on some music and pushed
Speaker 3: me out on the stage in front of the whole
Speaker 3: school and I dropped and tried some crazy legs. I
Speaker 3: actually got a decent backspin going oh, and then I
Speaker 3: was getting confidence and I looked over my best mate
Speaker 3: at the time, Neil to Marley, and he fell off
Speaker 3: his cheer laughing and he was on the floor in
Speaker 3: the aisle laughing at and it was silent.
Speaker 1: Apart from that, pretty much just Neil to Marley.
Speaker 3: Couldn't he nearly had a heart attack at the age
Speaker 3: of eleven, laughing so hard embarrassing it was for me.
Speaker 3: I think I think I was better than Reagan. I
Speaker 3: appreciate your dacity.
Speaker 1: Of you, Ben, like I wonder if I did crazy
Speaker 1: legs front of the whole that's immediate. You're right though.
Speaker 1: I love the I love the rebranding of what I
Speaker 1: did was amazing and original and you don't get it.
Speaker 1: It's got We faced a lot of backlash for this
Speaker 1: podcast being you know, a steaming pile of dog shit,
Speaker 1: but actually you just don't understand it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's the same as with my radio show.
Speaker 3: Like a lot of people go, it's shit, and it's like, well,
Speaker 3: you don't understand radio. You know, you haven't seen her,
Speaker 3: you haven't heard radio before you U understand, you don'
Speaker 3: understand it like the way we do.
Speaker 1: It's original.
Speaker 3: It seems like a low effort single on Tondra low
Speaker 3: hanging fruit operation.
Speaker 1: But that's because you just don't understand it. No, the originality,
Speaker 1: the innovation that we bring to the broadcasting game, jumping
Speaker 1: in looking like a kangaroo, that kind of thing. You
Speaker 1: may not recognize it as what you've seen as breakdancing before,
Speaker 1: or podcasting or you know, radio shows before.
Speaker 3: I said on the side that what she did was
Speaker 3: insulting to athletes that work their freaking ass off and
Speaker 3: being in the Olympics has to mean something. And I
Speaker 3: don't care if you come you know, one hundred and
Speaker 3: twentieth yes, and whatever your particular sport is, you're the
Speaker 3: best of your nation and you've got there to compete
Speaker 3: and you've put on a ha level lot of work.
Speaker 3: She's not the best in her nation at breakdanancing, absolutely not.
Speaker 3: She's gone there and she's made a mockery and she's
Speaker 3: actually made a mockery of because now everyone's laughing at
Speaker 3: Australia had an amazing Olympics. No one can remember a
Speaker 3: fucking thing now I remember as a single medal they won.
Speaker 3: All we remember is that Reygain was shit and so
Speaker 3: we think Australia shit and and that break's not fair.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean Dame Lisa Carrington.
Speaker 3: Like if she turned up and just like a you know,
Speaker 3: a Fijian resort canoe and it ended up falling out
Speaker 3: halfway through, that's really what she did.
Speaker 1: But no, except that Dame Lisa Carrington is actually good
Speaker 1: like could do. Yeah, I don't know, I guess it's
Speaker 1: not an exact example, but like, no, if someone entered
Speaker 1: kayaking and put no fucking effort in is what it
Speaker 1: is and then just said, no, you don't understand kayaking.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just so shit. She's just so shit.
Speaker 1: And I know people that she's just a shit, And
Speaker 1: I know people say it's funny and we're taking it
Speaker 1: all too seriously, but you are shit, And so you're
Speaker 1: allowed to be laughed at because it's the Olympics where
Speaker 1: you put your hand up and saying I'm the best
Speaker 1: in my nation for this. So if you turn up
Speaker 1: and you're not, then you know we're allowed to laugh
Speaker 1: at you. What is this just some rule you're not
Speaker 1: allowed to know? Her argument is like you have to
Speaker 1: support me. No, No, I mean you're you're in this
Speaker 1: incredibly private, private situation. You've got to hang out in Paris,
Speaker 1: you got to be in the Olympic village, you got
Speaker 1: to do all these things. That's set up the whole
Speaker 1: thing for you to perform, and and you put no
Speaker 1: efford in. And by the way, your sport has a judge,
Speaker 1: so the whole thing is being judged. Yeah, that's literally,
Speaker 1: and they judge you zero eighteen zero eighteen zero eighteen.
Speaker 1: And then when she when the other person she was
Speaker 1: competing against was dancing, she was walking past, yawning and
Speaker 1: doing a bit of smack. So it's not like she
Speaker 1: wasn't open to that. You know, she wasn't respecting. You know,
Speaker 1: I've got no time for Reagan. And people are the
Speaker 1: other thing. I said it before, when people say, oh,
Speaker 1: you couldn't have done any better, It's like, no, I couldn't.
Speaker 1: But I could have walked into central Sydney and found
Speaker 1: fifteen people that you could have done better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's the point. Yeah, the Warriors bar you
Speaker 3: could have done if you'd spent like a year training,
Speaker 3: you could have done better than that. If we said
Speaker 3: to now from now to one year, I think you
Speaker 3: could be better than Reagan. And there's no way you
Speaker 3: could do that in any other sport. No, you're not
Speaker 3: gonna be You're not gonna be jump.
Speaker 1: Higher than Hamish care Now after a year's training, yeah,
Speaker 1: I could be better than uh Warriors. Bar has finally
Speaker 1: been named, so they bought a bar. They're going to
Speaker 1: kick it off next year and the name they've come
Speaker 1: up with is full Time.
Speaker 3: That sounds like you're gonna be kicked out.
Speaker 1: It's full time mate, you go sorry guys, yeah, full time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like we're at the Rugby Will Cup over in
Speaker 1: Paris and we were watching in the spectators area and
Speaker 1: as soon as the final whistle, blue men with automatic
Speaker 1: machine guns came in and cleared us out of the thing.
Speaker 1: That that is what it feels like. Yeah, there's so
Speaker 1: many different great names. They launched this big campaign and
Speaker 1: you know, wa Bah was sitting right there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or like like a legend of the game, like
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, Stacey Jones Lounge or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that. I'm mannering the Jones Lounge, manoring
Speaker 3: something like that for the company. But full time is
Speaker 3: that they mean, it's a full time is a full
Speaker 3: time you can have here?
Speaker 1: Is that? Is that what they're meaning? I took it
Speaker 1: as once it's full time at the game. Come here. Ah,
Speaker 1: But the thing is you you want to you want
Speaker 1: people to watch the game there, don't you as well? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So it's because because you're gonna be at you're going
Speaker 1: to be at Not Smart or Lily Wild, at Lily World. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's where you'll be after the game if you want
Speaker 1: to go to a bar, because there is no direct
Speaker 1: line of transit between Mount Smart and Kingsland, whethers bar,
Speaker 1: it's by the time you get up there down there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it'll be full time in the game after. Yeah. It's
Speaker 1: because to take a train, which they always tell you
Speaker 1: to try and take, you've got to go fucking New
Speaker 1: Market and then to Kingsland. Yeah, just two separate suburbs
Speaker 1: for those of you playing at home. I think they
Speaker 1: should have given a classy name. You know. Up the
Speaker 1: Bar was sitting right there, up the bar, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: up the bars yeah, you know. Yeah. There were so
Speaker 1: many better suggestions at reeks of like they already had
Speaker 1: this written down. Yeah, they already ordered the stationary. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Having said that, if they'd like to offer us a bar,
Speaker 1: tab and a table that we can still love that,
Speaker 1: we'll still support you one hundred cent. It's quite close
Speaker 1: to my house. World Rugby, I read this headline every
Speaker 1: now and then. We you know, we we see these
Speaker 1: things pop up in the mainstream media that we've talked
Speaker 1: about months and months ago. And look a large part
Speaker 1: of that is because we throw so much shit at
Speaker 1: the wall that every now and then's forty minutes of
Speaker 1: shit a day. Something that's going to stick. World Rugby
Speaker 1: is having a crisis summit that could open the door
Speaker 1: for Saudi Arabian investment. We've been talking about this about
Speaker 1: a year now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, if there's any sport and crisis, it's
Speaker 3: World Rugby.
Speaker 1: Yes. And if there's anyone more up for sportswa washing,
Speaker 1: it's New Zealand. Like fuck it, who cares? We don't care?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I mean we you know, took a long
Speaker 3: time for New Zealand rugby to stopped playing South Africa. Yeah,
Speaker 3: very long time, to the point that we went in
Speaker 3: a loud in the Montreal the Montreal Olympics boycotted. All
Speaker 3: the African nations boycotted because New Zealand was there were
Speaker 3: tiny little country, but we were so determined to play right. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So that's that, you know, when John John Walker got
Speaker 3: his gold right because all the African nations boycotted US
Speaker 3: because were still playing South Africa at the Montreal Olympics.
Speaker 3: So you mentioned country as small as US, so we
Speaker 3: were probably only had three million people then. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: we just really wanted to play rugby. So what I'm
Speaker 3: saying is we don't have a strong history of ma
Speaker 3: the morally right decision when it comes to the sport.
Speaker 1: So pump that money. And we've talked at nauseam a
Speaker 1: bit about the Saudi suitcaseh which was the Ramfilly Shield
Speaker 1: but for Super rugby and instead of a shield, it's
Speaker 1: just a suitcase full of oil money that you win.
Speaker 1: So yeah, bring it, bring it all the way. And
Speaker 1: World Rugby's already turned down an offer from the Katari
Speaker 1: royal family's wealth fund, who also owns PSG and Manchester
Speaker 1: City to buy the hosting rights for the Nations Cup,
Speaker 1: which I still don't fully understand what that is.
Speaker 3: So that's kind of a World Cup killer where you
Speaker 3: have ten nations is it playing in between?
Speaker 1: Yeah that was basically the long short of it, sir,
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm all on board. I don't think I've
Speaker 1: got any sort of moral issues with it at all.
Speaker 1: It is a Thursday. Hey, so we need to put
Speaker 1: a a gender hunch on. Thanks to the TA, we've
Speaker 1: got one hundred dollars bonus. Bet I think we go
Speaker 1: all blacks. Yeah, And I feel like, tell me if
Speaker 1: I'm wrong here. I don't feel like we lose two
Speaker 1: in a row against Box. Yeah, I don't think. And
Speaker 1: and it would actually be four in a row, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course. Yeah, I mean we ever lost four and
Speaker 1: we've lost three in a row against them before. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I don't think we lose four in a row
Speaker 1: against the Box Cape Town Cape Town.
Speaker 3: It's not the fortress that Alice Parkers. God, how great
Speaker 3: is Elis passed? Looks incredible? People right up your ass along,
Speaker 3: It's absolutely feverite. And so and we were there are
Speaker 3: thereabouts in that last game? Oh yeah, yeah, we were
Speaker 3: there are thereabouts. I mean we didn't. We weren't great
Speaker 3: in the last twenty. No, and you know that they've
Speaker 3: got the bomb squad to unleash. But I know I
Speaker 3: feel like I feel like, you know, you know, we
Speaker 3: we were the more skillful team. Yes, you know, I.
Speaker 1: Think we play that exact same game last week ten
Speaker 1: times we win that probably eight times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean because because a couple more tries,
Speaker 3: a couple more penalties go your way. Try that was
Speaker 3: definitely not a try doesn't get awarded and things start
Speaker 3: to look different different, don't they.
Speaker 1: That's right? So I think for the agenda hunts this week,
Speaker 1: I don't think we overthink it. I think we just
Speaker 1: get straight on the All Blacks to win head to
Speaker 1: hear two dollars thirty five. Yeah, that's a good honest feed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good honest.
Speaker 3: And you never lose money over time bedding on the
Speaker 3: All Blacks, No, you don't. As an investment strategy. I
Speaker 3: mean it's that's that's blue chap, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're winning, is team.
Speaker 3: I mean sometimes they're only paying like a one oh one.
Speaker 1: It's incremental sure. But here right, all right, let's take
Speaker 1: one last break and when we come back, yours please, yours.
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Speaker 1: Four of them to get through today. First caller, here,
Speaker 1: yours please.
Speaker 5: Good Aim and I a fucked ju lane. I was
Speaker 5: just driving from Dunedin to christ Church over the weekend
Speaker 5: and all I could think when I cross that mighty
Speaker 5: Waiteeki River was that.
Speaker 1: Fox South Canterbury.
Speaker 5: And on the chair on today's show, I thought, you know,
Speaker 5: actually we're do South Canterbury end because I was thinking
Speaker 5: Fox South Canterbury all the way to christ Church. You know, No,
Speaker 5: that's not South Canterbury anyway. Ritchie McCalls from a Targo
Speaker 5: fux South Canterbury. Fact ju Lane, How good o Roo?
Speaker 1: Yes, some good points raised there. Yes, we were talking
Speaker 1: on the podcast the other day that Ritchie mccaus technically
Speaker 1: from South Canterbury because he was born on our side
Speaker 1: of the river.
Speaker 3: I went to a Tager Boys, Yeah he did before
Speaker 3: he was snaffled.
Speaker 1: I don't think that defines where you're from.
Speaker 3: No, it is possible to be born somewhere and then
Speaker 3: go to school in another area.
Speaker 1: I went to high school in North Otago, but I
Speaker 1: don't identify as north Otago. Yeah, so yeah, I still
Speaker 1: anyway to answer, it's the white take you all the
Speaker 1: way up to the you don't get Tata River. Yeah,
Speaker 1: then you're into mid Canterbury. Yeah, but you would be
Speaker 1: familiar with that trip to need in the christ Hitch,
Speaker 1: and in fact, didn't you write a hit song on
Speaker 1: that very trip? I did Today Tomorrow, Timroy, Yeah, Washtag, Tamurka,
Speaker 1: dun sand Or Lson, hob Rickayer, and people go, you
Speaker 1: got it around the wrong way.
Speaker 3: Now, it's a story about a guy goes to Christ chups,
Speaker 3: then he freaks out and starts heading back again. Ah,
Speaker 3: because he picked up the cares. He's getting out of town,
Speaker 3: and then he goes, I'm coming home. Yeah, he didn't
Speaker 3: quite make it to Christ. Yes, he's back living in Timorrow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, powerful down in Caroline Bay. Yeah, Radio Caroline yeah,
Speaker 1: now defunct Radio car Yeah, that was my retirement plan.
Speaker 1: They've still got the ovaries down there, the ovaries with
Speaker 1: the birds in it. Oh, the averies, yeah yeah, and
Speaker 1: averes the big Circle, the big Dome Averies they do. Yeah. Yeah, great,
Speaker 1: they're down there, soundshell. They're still doing Miss Tomorrow. Oh mate,
Speaker 1: well god, I've got a Miss Tomrouse story for you.
Speaker 1: They are still doing Miss Tomorrow. I was about nineteen twenty.
Speaker 1: Me and a bunch of my flatmates went down the
Speaker 1: down the old sound shell. Actually yeah you say that,
Speaker 1: and they said, oh, the the Miss tomrou pageants on it.
Speaker 1: Three well, fuck two thirty, let's go pack up, check
Speaker 1: this thing out. It's only kids these days, so that
Speaker 1: sounds problematic. So there was three of us, nineteen twenty
Speaker 1: year old dudes sitting on the lawn and then a
Speaker 1: bunch of families around, and then all these like kids
Speaker 1: walked out with the sashes around them. We're like, oh fuck,
Speaker 1: and so we had to like get up, sheemishly walk out.
Speaker 1: So one of my auntie's is beauty. There you go.
Speaker 1: I think Laura mcgoldrick's mum was mister Marou back in
Speaker 1: the day, is that right? Yeah? Wow, back when they
Speaker 1: did the adult suit.
Speaker 3: I remember when I was a kid, I used to
Speaker 3: spend a lot of time in the cargo and went
Speaker 3: to school in Sterling, which is not far from Bell Cluther.
Speaker 3: It was depressing place to be. I know, it's fine stealing, actually,
Speaker 3: I take that back. Some the good people are Stirling
Speaker 3: are sending me a package. But anyway to say thank
Speaker 3: you for me constantly bring up stealing. But anyway, we
Speaker 3: went on holiday to tim when I was a kid
Speaker 3: and went to Caroline Bay. There was some big event
Speaker 3: at the soundshow and I thought that was the equivalent
Speaker 3: of me that age going to the Gold Coast.
Speaker 1: Or something like.
Speaker 3: Oh like and and my head was because going to
Speaker 3: Bell Cluther was a big city for me at that
Speaker 3: point in my life. Going to was like, oh my
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ. Tomorrow is most because it had a beach
Speaker 3: is kind of as miles away you can't quite get
Speaker 3: to it.
Speaker 1: To McDonald's. Yeah, back in the day it had too McDonald's.
Speaker 1: One on the main street and one out in Fatty Lane.
Speaker 3: It had KFC and also something called I think it
Speaker 3: was Country Fried Chicken or something CFC.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's good. A bit of CFC going
Speaker 1: under there, yea. Yeah. No, beautiful, beautiful part of the country.
Speaker 1: Carolina one of the top ten beaches. One of those
Speaker 1: rankings that they bring out. And it's only because the
Speaker 1: actual top ten best beaches. They don't care whether you
Speaker 1: put them in your top ten. Pooky, it's not like
Speaker 1: putting money in. Yeah, that's right. Particularly was just the
Speaker 1: World or New Zealand. I think it was New zeal
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, on poo Kit. It wouldn't count one
Speaker 1: that wouldn't have thought it would be in the world
Speaker 1: anyway they thought. Kaylee Bell said the record for the
Speaker 1: most the highest attended gig at the Soundshell over last summer,
Speaker 1: so many people. They were standing on the bloody train
Speaker 1: tracks because the train tracks run straight through the soundshell.
Speaker 1: They had no security because they didn't think that many
Speaker 1: people were going to show up. There's about I have
Speaker 1: six thousand people there, and the Lions Club they were
Speaker 1: taking donations at the door. They ended up having to
Speaker 1: be security, so they had to link arms at either
Speaker 1: side of the soundshow to stop more people from coming in. Jesus,
Speaker 1: it was madness, absolute madness. I love that soundshow. Hopefully
Speaker 1: this summer all right, I've really gotten through one of these.
Speaker 3: I played a gig in to Maru just after a
Speaker 3: song today. To Maru came out, sold out three nights
Speaker 3: in a row at this place. But on the first night,
Speaker 3: this road night came up to me and he was
Speaker 3: at the back and I was going to the toilet,
Speaker 3: and he goes, we don't think that song's funny, mate,
Speaker 3: You're taking the piss And I'm like, we're not. He goes,
Speaker 3: you're fucking taking the piss, mate, and I said no,
Speaker 3: because you better fucking not be. And I was like,
Speaker 3: this is gonna be a long three nights, it's gonna
Speaker 3: be a long.
Speaker 1: Then he came back to the next two gigs.
Speaker 3: He didn't actually, thankfully, but it intended to be a
Speaker 3: fantastic time.
Speaker 1: But I was like, sure, we are taking the piss
Speaker 1: that you know.
Speaker 3: You know, beautiful part of the gas keeping, beautiful part
Speaker 3: of the country.
Speaker 1: Not the call here yours?
Speaker 4: Yeah, good ay, Murray, get that beeper button ready, because
Speaker 4: I'm pretty wound up about this one. When the fuck
Speaker 4: did we need pub facts to actually be true? As
Speaker 4: long as they sound good at the pub and they
Speaker 4: get a laugh, that's all we fucking need. No one
Speaker 4: might just PreK at the pub there, pools our fucking
Speaker 4: uncle Google and fact checks there. We can't fuck those,
Speaker 4: Fuck the fat checkers, fuck those precs.
Speaker 1: Love you ge Lane, Oh ge Lane fan. It's always
Speaker 1: the ge Lane fans. Ant ge Lane fans are the worst,
Speaker 1: just terrible language. And when the twenty seventeen Lines tour
Speaker 1: was going on and we were at it the King's
Speaker 1: arms oh yeah yeah, and commentating and then it the game.
Speaker 1: We lost the game, I think, or it was the drawers,
Speaker 1: the drawer one. Yeah, people started trashing outside. They're throwing
Speaker 1: glass bottles against the walls. The place just got torn
Speaker 1: to bits, and you Gelane and Jerry were hold up
Speaker 1: side of stage with a bunch of g Lane fans
Speaker 1: trying to smash.
Speaker 3: The door down the movie Assault on preseix thirteen. They
Speaker 3: were just smashing them, was going, g Lane, g Laane,
Speaker 3: G Lane. Yeah, it's actually the whole episode is written
Speaker 3: about in the upcoming acc Almanac book that's coming out
Speaker 3: very soon.
Speaker 1: You can pre order it now just google it.
Speaker 3: And it's interesting because it's an oral history where everyone
Speaker 3: sees what they think about it.
Speaker 1: In the book. It's like Jeremy goes, that was an
Speaker 1: absolute disaster, We're scared for life, and then Gilane was like,
Speaker 1: I thought it went well.
Speaker 3: It was a real blueprint for future gigs because he
Speaker 3: loved the ego.
Speaker 1: Even though even though the bar was destroyed is some
Speaker 1: people got bottled. That bar has subsequently been actually destroyed
Speaker 1: in department.
Speaker 3: There was a bit of a demolition party vibe to
Speaker 3: that evening, which sort of helped things. But the fact
Speaker 3: that even though those people were threatening to kill me
Speaker 3: and Jerry and there, it just the ego bars for
Speaker 3: him of people banging on the door and trying to
Speaker 3: get in.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what they wanted to do. To him,
Speaker 1: it was like the final scene in The Joker. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So he was like, this is great, there's one of
Speaker 3: the best skegs we've ever been involved. It was a
Speaker 3: lot like that.
Speaker 1: He was standing on top of a burning police car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thousands of people around. Anarchy is you know. But the
Speaker 1: caller's point was, we have so many people call again
Speaker 1: a fact checking out. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that that
Speaker 1: you've got fact check You said, yeah, it's like factive
Speaker 1: your dad's We're not checking any facts on here. No,
Speaker 1: we don't know. We're not a reputable news outlet. Yeah. True.
Speaker 3: And also it's fine to get something wrong and then
Speaker 3: get told you're right. There's no shame in getting something wrong.
Speaker 1: I think where the shame comes in is because people
Speaker 1: like to listen to podcasts and then go and tell
Speaker 1: their friends they've learned. And when the things start learning
Speaker 1: are complete and uttered bullshit, that's when they get upset.
Speaker 1: But by the way, if you're going to telling people
Speaker 1: ship that you've heard on this podcast, you got bigger problems.
Speaker 1: I think we had a couple more to get through.
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Speaker 1: What the chip packets, what's the best way to get
Speaker 1: the blast of the chips out?
Speaker 2: I've noticed what the old snacker chain.
Speaker 1: The bag tends to rip and you can't get a
Speaker 1: good flow out of the corner the bag. You try
Speaker 1: to go like the side or the front of the
Speaker 1: back of the bag, and it blows out. You know.
Speaker 2: Can you guys for me first for the problems.
Speaker 1: I would say in defensive snacker chainy, the bags are
Speaker 1: quite like solid, you know, they're not flimsy little bags,
Speaker 1: and I don't think they're decided to have the corners ripped. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I would also say that of all of the chips,
Speaker 1: they have the fewest crumbs left at the bottom. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know, some other flaky chips though, they'll be almost
Speaker 1: entirely crumb at the bottom.
Speaker 3: I mean, when I was a kid, I always look
Speaker 3: the bag, But I think nowadays I've sort of grown
Speaker 3: out of that. Yeah, like sort of going inside and
Speaker 3: licking the last bits of salt and flavoring off the
Speaker 3: inside of the chip packet. I don't Yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: do that as much anymore, but I'm not above just.
Speaker 1: Getting more we grubby fingers in the bottom there and
Speaker 1: picking up all the weid dust and think that part
Speaker 1: of it. That's basically how I go. I don't drink
Speaker 1: it like I've seen some people.
Speaker 3: It's amazing, like you know, the little moments in your
Speaker 3: life where you realize that you're progressing, and it's like
Speaker 3: when you know that you can buy you know, when
Speaker 3: you're at home, there's only so many chips that are
Speaker 3: available to you. Yeah, and then you leave home and
Speaker 3: you're making some money and you can eat, and then
Speaker 3: it's just about not eating as many chips, let alone
Speaker 3: licking the bag. Yeah, you're like trying to close the
Speaker 3: bag and walk away from it.
Speaker 1: I still will eat ice cream for breakfast, probably once
Speaker 1: a year, just because you know, kid me was looking
Speaker 1: forward to that more than anything else.
Speaker 3: I remember when I moved out of home, I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm going to have CAFC every night. There's no way
Speaker 3: they can stop me. And then we'll bankrupting myself on
Speaker 3: the first night, and then head CAFC the next night,
Speaker 3: and then about three nights and I was like, actually
Speaker 3: that's enough CAFC for a while.
Speaker 1: I'm off it for a little bit. I've also found
Speaker 1: I bought a like an industrial quantity of KitKat chunkies
Speaker 1: from Costco. Oh shit, well not a MONTHGA thirty six.
Speaker 1: How does that film with your gym routine? You're not well,
Speaker 1: but I will say that because I have access to
Speaker 1: such a supply of them, I don't have that like
Speaker 1: I got to eat all of them. Yeah, there'll always
Speaker 1: be another one there, so I don't need to. Well
Speaker 1: that's the logic.
Speaker 3: Way they reckon with such Drunks and New Zealanders because
Speaker 3: they keep restricting the alcohol. So we've got a squirrel mentality,
Speaker 3: We've got a siege mentality. The alcohol is all about
Speaker 3: to be taken away from us, so we're going to
Speaker 3: get it down. It's like playing alcohols, always playing hard
Speaker 3: to get our country, so we want it more and more.
Speaker 1: That's like when you look at European countries like Germans
Speaker 1: who are drinking beer at like eight years old, and
Speaker 1: the French drinking wine and stuff. So it's not like
Speaker 1: this novelty thing to them, No, you're so right, but
Speaker 1: to us it's like wait until you're retain don't never
Speaker 1: sit before you're ateened. Yeah, maybe go to one party
Speaker 1: or two and still keep it out of a three
Speaker 1: out and not every drink blah blah bah bah bah
Speaker 1: bah blah blah bah bah, and we're like fever USh
Speaker 1: for it. Give us more. So when you get the opportunity.
Speaker 1: For example, last night at the New Zealand Marketing Awards, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't really feel like drinking last night, but there
Speaker 1: was an open bar. Yeah, I said, well, I now
Speaker 1: have to order. So when she came around and said
Speaker 1: do you need another beer? I was like, how many
Speaker 1: can I order? She's like, it's four per person? Was
Speaker 1: olive four Joe all for Well I didn't even want them,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, you're so right. Yeah, it's just a
Speaker 1: famine mentality. It's a famine mentality. There may not be
Speaker 1: another beer. We're screwing it away for the future. So
Speaker 1: to that person, that caller who said that he doesn't
Speaker 1: know how to how best to get the chips out
Speaker 1: of the bottom, just leave them, throw it away. There
Speaker 1: will be more chips. Yeah, there will be more chips.
Speaker 1: It will always be.
Speaker 3: When I'm sitting in front of piles, there's probably fifty
Speaker 3: bags of snacker CHANKI right to my.
Speaker 1: Left here there are Yeah. So probably easier for us
Speaker 1: to say then, actually, yeah, but there will always be more. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're Chip Rich here. Yeah, and one last call that
Speaker 1: your sports.
Speaker 6: Gilane and I have been really enjoying this Greatest New
Speaker 6: Zealander competition. First thing, I look at it in the morning,
Speaker 6: place some votes, checking later and they see who's winning.
Speaker 6: Going to be sad when it's over tomorrow. But I've
Speaker 6: got an idea for a new competition. How about New
Speaker 6: Zealand's Greatest Breath of fresh Year. Doesn't have to just
Speaker 6: be current entrance, can be any time in New Zealand history.
Speaker 6: I'm thinking Judy Bailey ninety two, Rachel Hunter probably ninety
Speaker 6: nine era or current day. There you go use that
Speaker 6: one for free, who wrote.
Speaker 1: Oh, the Greatest breath of fresh Air. I feel like
Speaker 1: this is going to be problematic for us. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I'm going to say I feel like we need to
Speaker 1: steer away from that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: We did New Zealand's Hottest Trading on the met and
Speaker 3: Jerry shows right, and it was interesting because we allowed
Speaker 3: men and woman into it. There was one woman that
Speaker 3: got really angry when she didn't win because Jerry Pick
Speaker 3: picked some some dude with a massive motor climbing out
Speaker 3: of a portloo and she was actually hot, and she
Speaker 3: was like, well, what the fuck is this competition then?
Speaker 3: But Jerry just finds dudes with a massive motor climbing
Speaker 3: out of a porterloo hot. Yeah, who's to say? It
Speaker 3: becomes quite subjective, doesn't it. That's why a bracket system
Speaker 3: might work a bit better.
Speaker 1: I don't think would you go, men and woman. I
Speaker 1: don't think in this current climate we need to be
Speaker 1: doing this. I think that would be creating more problems
Speaker 1: than it would solve. For you, Yes, I think so
Speaker 1: as well, certainly for Gla.
Speaker 3: What about just New Zealand's hottest member of the acc
Speaker 3: Oh start up glaying versus Joe Jury.
Speaker 1: That's going to hurt some feelings. We did think to
Speaker 1: throw a cat among the pigeons. The next bracket we
Speaker 1: should do is just John Over's beenerry ah right.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's a good one. I just think it'd
Speaker 3: be funny if it was just one one side, because
Speaker 3: just go straight to the final.
Speaker 1: Who's that? Oh? Just John ov Ben? Yeah? Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: I do appreciate the level of detail that caller went to,
Speaker 1: and a great voice as well, great no arming, arming
Speaker 1: arming and r Ring just presented their point very clearly.
Speaker 1: That was nice to hear. Yeah, he sounds like Petty Gower,
Speaker 1: that dude. But I did did appreciate that he dated
Speaker 1: each of those people like it was a bottle of wine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ninety nine Rachel Hunder, All about the ninety eight Rachelhunder,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's like, yeah, that's what your Americans
Speaker 1: always do with their teams. Yeah, like ninety five Dodges,
Speaker 1: sixty seven, you know, eighty eight Dodgers, yeah or whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 1: two thousand and one. Sheck yeah, yeah, brilliant. Thank you
Speaker 1: for the idea. Really appreciate it. I think it's a
Speaker 1: great idea. I just don't think we need it a sec.
Speaker 3: You do it, you do it, and we'll voting it,
Speaker 3: but but you know, we probably won't run it.
Speaker 1: We may have to keep you an arms leak. Thank
Speaker 1: you very much for that, and thanks for joining us
Speaker 1: this morning, Matt Heath. We're kno this one on the
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