WEBVTT - "Punishing NFL Fantasy Chat" 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:03.280 Live from the Expert bing Auden's studio and brought to you, 0:00:03.360 --> 0:00:05.280 as always by expert oct to the bear for here. 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:08.039 This is the Agenda Podcast for the fifth of September. 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:13.240 The Agenda Podcast, the home of sporting nonsense and clap trap, 0:00:13.640 --> 0:00:15.560 brought to you by Export a Culture. 0:00:16.920 --> 0:00:19.080 Good morning, mat Heith, good morning and I Stuart. 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:21.759 It's great to be here. Second down the podcast. Yeah, 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:22.960 you don't have a heart out today. 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:26.360 No, I don't have a heart out today, but yeah, 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:28.720 real smuzzle of a podcast for years today. I sorally 0:00:28.760 --> 0:00:30.120 enjoyed it when I was at the gym listening to that. 0:00:30.400 --> 0:00:32.360 It was a bitter on yesterday. Yeah, I got a 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:34.440 phone call from you. We don't need to really let 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:37.600 it go all of the ramifications of what happened yesterday, 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:40.200 but it was all the working has been shown. Yeah, yeah, 0:00:40.200 --> 0:00:42.640 the working was shown. We showed how we got to 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:44.239 where we got to and in the end, I think 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:47.960 Lisa Carrington on the Matting Jerry Podcast today. 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:51.160 Yeah, what a fantastic human beings. She's the absolute best 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:54.200 of us. Just even if she didn't win eight gold 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:56.040 medals and a bronze, she'd still be the best of us. 0:00:56.120 --> 0:01:00.960 Yeah, one hundred percent Jack as well. Oh act, when 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:04.160 you see Olympians you realize you're not even the same species. 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:07.600 No, No, there's sort of an awareness and a brightness 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:11.000 even to their eyes. Yeah, they're just they're just the 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:13.800 system's working rather than it's being dulled by abuse. 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:16.679 I've never seen an Olympian with a zip, you know, 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:18.880 I've never seen an Olympian with a rash. 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:23.200 No, they're just running peak. Everything's a world up, loubed up. 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:26.880 Ye, ready to go. You know it's under their eyes now, Yeah, brilliant. 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:30.800 I was going to ask you something about did Stacey 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:31.960 Morrison make her heart out? 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:33.800 I don't know about that. I don't know what happened yet, 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:36.280 whether she made it or not. But that was unmovable 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:38.960 and that was We're getting pressure from both ends. It 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:43.560 was Stacey Morris's heart out and my costumes entitled taking 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:47.319 about forty minutes longer than he was scheduled to take 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:50.800 with Dame Lisa Krnh Bloody Husking, Bloody Husking. 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:53.280 So to pull you guys behind the curtain. Last night 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:56.880 was the New Zealand Marketing Awards and for some reason 0:01:56.960 --> 0:02:00.920 we got invited suit a commentary collective myself, Gulan and 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:04.640 Joe Jury went along. I managed to smoke bomb at 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:08.040 about ten thirty. Oh yeah, when the awards ceremony proper 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:08.440 was done. 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:11.359 So, but that's quite early because we were firing up 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:16.240 at five o'clock for a NFL Fantasy Draft on Zoom. 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:18.240 You were coming in from that awards already, So that 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:19.920 is a solid shift of five and a half hours 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:20.520 at tho awards. 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:22.200 At the awards, yeah, I think we're at the pub 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:26.120 beforehand at about four o'clock. So yeah. And then I 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:28.760 woke up this morning to a text from acc Here 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:31.200 Gulane at one thirty five saying things have gone pear 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:35.800 shaped wow, and that the person in charge of PR 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:39.080 for New Zealand Media and Entertainment would not be happy 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:41.360 with them. Is what the second texts. You know, I 0:02:41.400 --> 0:02:44.639 was like, good god, what happened one am? Wow? 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:46.520 Essentially that he thought that you needed to know that 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:50.560 at one thirty five am. It's because that's not wait 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:53.519 till tomorrow. I'm currently asleep. 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:55.440 Well then it just sets your mind ablaze with what 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:57.440 could possibly have happened day, Like what did he do? 0:02:57.800 --> 0:03:00.280 And it's always worse than you could imagine when it 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:01.320 is you. 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:04.080 No matter how far your imagination goes, it's always like, 0:03:04.080 --> 0:03:05.320 oh Jesus. 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:09.720 Well and well to let him tell it. Apparently, all 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:11.920 that happened was he went into a bar and they 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:13.680 said at that bar, you're the last guys in here. 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:15.880 But they had like half of their crews still outside, 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:17.760 and so they were rigging him like how are you 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:21.000 doing well? Only two he's going to rest of us 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:22.200 can't get and we get nowhere to go. It's a 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:25.240 Wednesday night, that's what he said. Oh right, but I 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:27.000 don't know if that's true or not, because I've seen 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:29.200 the shape some of them are in what kind of bar? 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:29.919 Let's g Lane? 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:32.400 And at that time and I after that long at 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:34.720 the pub beforehand and then a hole of awards. 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:37.080 They should have their license taken off them. Yeah, we 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:38.800 need to find out who they are and make it complain. 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:43.440 That's you're only letting two people in and one of 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:44.840 them is going to be g Lane. 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:48.760 Remember when the Radio Awards, when g Lane set up 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:51.480 shop at a bar, he refused to go to the awards. Yes, 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:54.760 and then he set up at another bar and sort 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:58.000 of like he set up it was an aggressive camp. Yeah, 0:03:58.120 --> 0:04:00.360 they scamp that he set up and also and then 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:02.440 everyone came ten and the whole awards. He just went 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:04.520 so hard that the entire wards abandoned where they were 0:04:04.520 --> 0:04:05.400 and came to the bar he was. 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:07.280 There, ended up where he was, which was quite ironic 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:08.720 because he didn't want to be there, but he was 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:13.680 also in a suit and making an effort like he 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:15.680 obviously meant something. Yeah, it was firing off a lot 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:18.200 of abusive text to people. I just meant something to him. 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:19.960 And now, look not to make this all about myself, 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:21.520 but I did go to the gym this morning, thanks 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:23.760 for asking, And you know, I was in there and 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:25.040 I was thinking, I was looking around as like, I 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:27.240 may not be the fittest person in here, be the 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:31.279 most jack I'm definitely the most hungover. And that's something 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:31.960 I can control. 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:33.880 Well, yeah, I mean that is true way because it's 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:35.840 it's all very well going to the gym when you're 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:38.320 feeling great. That's if you can go up over when 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:42.560 you're stinking hangover and smelling of pass and you've got 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:44.560 a little peace staying on the front of your shorts, 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:45.960 that's when it really counts. 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:48.080 Those are the ones, Those are the ones that really 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:50.080 can make the difference that makes a difference on you 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:52.320 on your journey to your perfect body. Yeah, that's right. 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:54.719 I don't think anything I did this morning would have 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:59.440 changed my physique in any way, but my mindset. Yeah, 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:02.160 what if I overcame this morning as am. 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:04.040 I was at the gym late last night and there 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:06.160 was a guy that was just camping on the leg 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:08.919 press and it's the final final thing in my in 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:12.000 my routine. Ah right, And come on, is there a 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:15.599 maximum time you can spend there just you're just sitting down? 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:17.480 I think the seated ones like that. People will just 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:19.560 lean in the spending they're on the phone. I mean, 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:23.680 how much time do you need between reps? But really 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:25.880 I'm like very little time between reps. 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:29.160 Same because I'm lifting such piddly weights. Yeah, that's not 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:30.400 like I'm sitting pbs. 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:33.120 I'm standing around like a And you feel like a 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:35.400 total creep because you're standing around watching someone trying to 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:38.240 apply pressure without applying pressure, just making it be in 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:39.760 as periphery to know someone's waiting. 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:42.400 Yeah, but not right up as ass hassagged them a 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:43.120 little bit. Yeah. 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:45.280 Or it's like that because there's nothing more frustrating than 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:48.320 leaving without doing. You feel just leaving one one of 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:50.560 your things out, one of your sets out. 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:53.120 You feel like a failure. Yeah. I'll often just go 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:54.599 and sit on a different machine. I call it a 0:05:54.640 --> 0:05:56.520 time waste, and just go sit on a different machine, 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:58.200 put bugger all weights on it, and just wait for 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:00.920 that other guy to leave. There was one day I 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:03.000 was sitting at the gym and made me feel because 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:04.760 you know how sometimes you just zone out and you're 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:06.720 just steering off into the distance. You realize you're just 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:09.400 steering straight at some guy. Yeah, and he's like looking 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:10.800 back at you, Look, what the fuck your problem? 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:14.760 Or or some female and then they don't know that 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:17.560 you're you're blurred over, you're not looking anywhere. Yeah, but 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:19.560 they just happened to be completely in your. 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:23.040 Flight of sight. Yeah, you're seeing spots stars, you're fighting 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:26.680 for your life to stay conscious, you're thinking about your 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:30.279 NFL fantasy draft. Yeah. And so the other day I 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:31.880 was on one of those machines where you're on the 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:34.280 old pool. By the way, this is still a sports podcast. 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:36.160 We will get to that on the old pool down 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:38.599 machine that I love that. So he's sort of locked down, 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:41.719 I locked into the That's my favorite machine. Yeah, so 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:44.919 I'm in there, I'm lockdown. A woman comes and sets 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:49.320 up opposite me on a Swiss ball and she's facing 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:52.640 away from me and then starts raising and lowering her 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:55.599 leaks and I'm locked into the machine. I'm facing dead 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:58.240 at her, and I was just like looking around the 0:06:58.279 --> 0:07:00.000 gym like you guys all saw me sit down here 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:00.680 first day. 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:03.599 I didn't come over here because she was doing that. Yeah, 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:05.720 And in the end I had to leave. And you'll 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:08.080 end up on TikTok with someone. They've got someone then 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:10.160 filming back and forth between you and you're looking. They 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:12.360 don't know that you're you're set up sick and you're 0:07:12.360 --> 0:07:12.920 glazed over. 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:15.240 You don't know where you are. You're locked and you know, 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:17.560 look at this pervert. Yeah, and this goes back to 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:20.480 what we were saying last week about you know, gym's 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:23.120 have separate sections just for women. Yeah, gym should have 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:25.760 separate sections just for week dudes week duds like me, 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:27.960 so that I can be kept away from looking like 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:30.000 a creep. Hey do you think people did I bring 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:30.600 this up? Last time? 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:32.320 We were talking about the gym, But people are over 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:35.840 cleaning the machines when they're finished like the people are 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:39.520 now at my gym. They're doing a full like crime scene. 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:43.880 They're like the wolf from pulp fiction, coming in cleaning everything, wiping, 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:46.480 but they haven't even sat on with the wet wipes. 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:48.000 Yeah right, and like you're waiting to get on. This 0:07:48.040 --> 0:07:49.400 guy's doing a full clean. 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:51.600 It's like, I'm gonna sit on that machine and I'm 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:53.200 gonna wipe it with my sweatail at the end just 0:07:53.200 --> 0:07:54.760 a little bit and just pretend like I'm doing something. 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:56.680 I mean, what do we is that the end of 0:07:56.680 --> 0:08:00.560 the world. Someone's sweeted anywhere near theoody machine? 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:04.320 Come on, Well, what if they had some sort of infection? 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:08.040 You know, I guess that's yeah, but I would say 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:10.520 you'd probably rather have the problem you're describing than the 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:13.400 other end of the spectrum, where you know, yeah, that's 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:15.840 real grubby. Now it's just covering a moisten whit wipe. 0:08:15.920 --> 0:08:18.040 We now got to wait for that to dry. Yeah yeah, 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:19.680 and but yeah. 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:22.880 Yeah, that's one was just taking swings and starting fights 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:24.360 at the gym. 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:26.920 You go a whit white pet mate, Okay, cleaner, it's 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:27.320 too clean. 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:29.640 You're standing here. If you're a bloody clean the machine 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:32.000 I don't give a shit. Do you see me clean 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:37.040 the machine? I was just not it's covenant bacteria, fungus. 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:42.920 I've got a horrible bloody pop to boil on there. 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:44.680 Don't see me cleaning one machine? 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:47.840 Yeah, that's right. And if you want the body that 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:50.000 we've got, you can do it too, just by going 0:08:50.000 --> 0:08:51.520 to the gym once or twice a week and binge 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:54.560 drinking three to four nights. You leaned up just like 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:58.120 where you mentioned the NFL Fantasy Draft, and a lot 0:08:58.160 --> 0:09:02.080 of people around the traps will have had their fantasy drafts. 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:04.760 So far, we still haven't. It was set down for 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:06.800 last night, yeah, but it didn't happen. 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:10.080 What happened, Well, this was so much on to get 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:12.920 everyone together, all twelve people together. You know, we've got 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:15.520 people in Chicago, we've got people in Scotland, they're all 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:17.720 coming in, people overseas. We couldn't have it in a 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:21.199 bar like we did last year. So but we've got 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:23.920 twelve members, but there was there's twelve slots, but there 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:26.800 was eleven members. And one of the members has wanted 0:09:26.800 --> 0:09:29.360 his dad to join the team. And so we're going 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:31.240 for the draft live and it's going in complete draft 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:33.080 and complete draft. You can't go in complete draft and 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:36.440 were like all day, I've seen this thing. I'm talking 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:40.079 to my mate Chris and Chicago that he's the commissioner 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:42.240 about it. And I'm trying to ring around the back 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:43.920 to get hold of this guy's dad because he's living 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:45.640 he's in Scotland. This guy and his dad's then on 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:47.600 christ Church and it's three in the morning in Scotland. 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:50.800 He's trying to ring his dad. Yeah, I'm I'm ringing 0:09:51.400 --> 0:09:55.800 his brother's girlfriend to try and get her dad in 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:58.480 law's number to try and get him to fill in. 0:09:58.559 --> 0:10:00.360 And then the time's s ticking down five a clock 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:03.200 draft and you know it's about to go live at 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:06.040 so much pressure. Everyone's on the WhatsApp. You know, there's 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:07.600 a lot of serious chats going through. There's a lot 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:10.600 of stupid shit coming through as well. Muddy's the waters, 0:10:10.800 --> 0:10:12.800 a lot of Muddy's waters in the in the in 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:16.800 the WhatsApp chat. And then we've got the sky ringing 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:19.920 his dad from Scotland and he's just panicking because he 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:23.920 can't get his dad to to to work out, to 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:26.960 log on to get a team going for the fantasy league. 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:29.320 And it goes past it goes past five. So we've 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:31.439 had to We've had to we had to cancel the 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:33.160 whole draft. Everyone was there, we now have to do 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:35.080 Everyone was so excited. We now have to do it tonight. 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:37.960 But what I noticed is he missed the draft, but 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:40.440 he's got a name. His name's Pete and his team 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:43.880 names the Patriots. Yeah, that's pretty good. Did we miss 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:45.800 the draft because he was trying to brainstorm a name. 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:48.199 Yeah, that's concerning because the name is too good and 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:50.800 so did he stop at the first hurdle of naming 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:53.439 it and just get stuck there for two days and 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:55.000 then long should So. 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:58.080 We had people one guy who came up with a 0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:00.200 shoddy excuse to go home from work early to do 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:03.480 the draft. There was another guy who was working from 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:06.280 home and had a spreadsheet printed out on his walls. Scotty. 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:09.200 Scotty was set up. Me and Joe were at a 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:12.160 bar about to go to the awards ceremony. We were 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:13.920 happy to miss the award for this draft. 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:17.440 Yeah, and in the end, it's been a draft and 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:19.800 tonight just to continue the drama is because it's their 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:23.719 last option because the season starts tomorrow. But there's a 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:26.360 thing with the last moment that this draft can start 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:29.280 as at five PM New Zealand time tonight, which no 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:31.760 one can do. So I've been put in charge of 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:35.679 because our commissioner is on a plane home from Chicago. 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:39.080 So I've been put in charge of starting the draft 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:43.720 at five and pausing a second after and two until seven, 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:45.319 because that's what we did last year. We paused it 0:11:45.440 --> 0:11:47.880 because we were list late last year as well. And 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:50.760 that's more pressure than I've had in a long time. Yeah, 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:53.040 Like yesterday was the most pressure dealing of the fact 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:56.040 that Pete hadn't joined. There's so much pressure in a 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:59.520 drama advance before the pressure of the actual draft. Yeah, 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:02.280 you fucking hell a m I auto draft my way 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:03.719 through this just to just so I don't have a 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:05.000 bloody stroke like Brian. 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:07.080 May did last night. Brian May have a stroke last night, 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:09.840 b May from Queen. I'm that close to Brian May 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:17.680 from Queen stroke with us just pausing physicist ban yeah, yeah, physicists. Yeah. Anyway, 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:20.360 So that's that's what's happening to in our fantasy league. Yeah, 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:22.920 So I hope you enjoyed that. And just quickly the 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:25.280 last semi final of the greatest New Zealander of all 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:31.079 time was overnight Edmund Hillary. Sir Edmund Hillary, just edged 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:33.440 Richie mccaugh Wow, fifty four forty. 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:36.800 So I heard you talking about it yesterday and I yeah, 0:12:36.840 --> 0:12:38.520 you were saying that you think it should be MCAU 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:41.960 because you're sports. We're a sports organization And I got that. 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:43.199 I mean we're a sports nation. 0:12:43.400 --> 0:12:46.920 Yeah, and it literally just rote things and you know, 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:48.880 it was a piggyback situation, wasn't it, whether you Hillary, 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:51.920 We're not a mountain climbing nation. Yeah, we're not. So 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:55.439 I'm surprised that that, Sir ed Edged McCaw so am 0:12:55.440 --> 0:13:00.840 I so, I think it's an age thing. Yeah, be upham. 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:03.520 That is the grand final. Yeah, that is huge. 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:07.240 So you've got a guy, great humanitarian mountain climber, and 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:10.680 you've got a guy that was a psycho that just 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:13.400 happened to coincide with the war, yes, conveniently. 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:18.800 Yeah. We had a great voicemail yesterday saying that is 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:21.439 Dan Hooker just lucky to exist when the UFC exists, 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:25.360 because otherwise when he be jumping into billboxes and his undies. 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:27.320 Well, yeah, I mean there's a famous story. I mean 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:31.040 the great book Searching for Charlie. Fantastic book that just 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:33.840 came out a couple of years ago, the real history. 0:13:33.960 --> 0:13:35.840 And there's the Mark of the Line, which is which 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:38.320 is a book that you find a lot of batches 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:40.679 around Zealand in cribs if you're from the South Island 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:44.640 that we are. And there's a great story in that 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:49.000 we're up in like this German troop carriers are retreating. 0:13:49.440 --> 0:13:51.200 They're all on the back and that there's this there's 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:53.200 this truck and it's full of German troops and they 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:55.920 just and he runs up hind them, have a grenade 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:57.360 in there and jumps out of the way and kills 0:13:57.360 --> 0:14:01.600 about twenty five dudes. And it Rommel, who was the 0:14:01.640 --> 0:14:06.280 head of the you know, the German and Armies. He 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:08.440 was like Jesus Christ, that guy's a psycho. Like he 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:11.600 actually actually brought it up, actually brought it up with 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:13.760 meetings with the Allies, because they actually had meetings the 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:15.800 upper each line. It's like, who is this guy's a 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:20.240 fucking psycho and all the keywis we psychos as well. 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:22.680 That like he complained about how many times Keewis bayonetted 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.880 people like kill them and then the next three people, 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:28.000 the next five guys would come past and just stab 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:29.120 them another ten times. 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:31.480 It's like Jesus Christ, you guys are out of. 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:34.280 Control, which I feel very proud of. 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:38.480 My My father was a he was a soldier and 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:41.080 he was on an exercise one day where they you know, 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:43.240 they weren't firing rounds, but they were doing like a 0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:45.720 battle exercise, and the other guys that they were up 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:48.080 against came got too close, I think, got in the 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:50.560 like their position with him, and so he fixed an 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:53.520 imaginary bayonette and went on a standing ram page and 0:14:53.600 --> 0:14:56.400 apparently just all the guys running it were just lost 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:56.840 the plot. 0:14:57.240 --> 0:15:00.000 The first person to attach a bayonet to a rifle, 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:02.560 that's bloody smart because you're like, we've got a gun, 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:04.600 but that means we don't even a knife, and now 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:06.440 we've got a gun and a knife, and then you 0:15:06.560 --> 0:15:09.760 run in like shooting instead. It's brilliant. I like putting 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:13.680 a gun on a taser. Not really, no, that would 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:16.480 be a smart invention. Like the cops they taisy you, 0:15:16.840 --> 0:15:19.080 and then if they need to upgrade it to a shooting. 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:20.600 I reserve the right to also light you up with 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:22.640 an actual bullet. Yeah, I think it would have been 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:24.120 the other way around. They would have had swords and 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:28.240 been liken to it. Yeah, it might have been. 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:33.560 So when when is the voting start for d versus 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:33.960 up Them? 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:34.200 This? 0:15:34.920 --> 0:15:36.720 By the time you're listening to this podcast, it will 0:15:36.760 --> 0:15:39.000 be up on Instagram. It is Thursday. I think we 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:40.760 need to let this one cook over the weekend. 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:43.320 Okay, would you be would you come on the Met 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:44.640 Jerry Show to talk about it, either. 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:46.680 Tomorrow or Monday. It would be my privilege. 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:49.120 Yeah, So to decide whether whether you want to talk 0:15:49.120 --> 0:15:50.880 about the voting or the result. 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:53.880 We could possibly do both. We could possibly do both. 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:55.560 I feel like it's pretty exciting. I mean, you've gone 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:58.080 through to come down to the sea here and up them. 0:15:58.080 --> 0:16:00.440 It's quite It says a lot about it what we 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:03.200 are as a nation. Yes, we don't know much about 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:04.400 up Them, but we knew he killed a lot of 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:06.280 people and he got a Victoria crossing bar. 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:10.880 Yeah, we know a lot about it and his various exports. 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:13.200 We also know that at one point Charles Uphams was 0:16:13.360 --> 0:16:17.800 shooting at people and boats offers beach at as Cannibury property. 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:20.720 Wasn't he yeh yep? That he shot at BMW's when 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:21.640 they drive up his driver. 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:23.440 But yeah, he took out a few beatles. 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:28.200 Yeah, so go and have your say on Facebook and Instagram. 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:30.120 Let's take a quick break. We'll come right back with 0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:35.360 some actual sport, and by actual sport, I mean sports adjacent. 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:39.920 Ray Guns piped up. This is the first interview, full 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:42.520 interview she's done. She did an interview on the project 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:45.760 last night and over there in Australia. Did you see 0:16:45.760 --> 0:16:49.640 the interview, Yeah, softball interview. It was because I guess 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:51.960 she came on for that reason. But her argument that 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:56.240 people that are slacking off for breakdancing don't know enough 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:57.080 about breakdancing. 0:16:57.120 --> 0:16:58.920 I'm not sure what exact wording was, but there was 0:16:58.960 --> 0:17:01.400 the gist of it. It's like, we all know about breakdancing. 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:04.199 Everyone has seen amazing breakdancing their entire life. We know 0:17:04.240 --> 0:17:05.679 what it looks like. You can't come at us and 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:08.880 say we don't know what breakdancing looked like. What you 0:17:08.920 --> 0:17:11.840 did was what breakdancing looks like. What you did looked 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:14.199 kind of like the first time someone attempted breakdancing. And 0:17:14.240 --> 0:17:17.560 we've all we've all got to Ray Duns level. We've 0:17:17.600 --> 0:17:18.600 all we've all got there. 0:17:18.760 --> 0:17:20.879 Yeah, homesir from school one day and you're like, I 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:22.320 wonder if I'm a mean breakdancer. 0:17:22.520 --> 0:17:25.159 I wonder if I can what my up games, Like, 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:27.080 I wonder if I can do crazy legs. 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:29.359 Yeah, so you moved the coffee table out in the 0:17:29.359 --> 0:17:31.399 middle of the lounge and you try it, and you're like, no, 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:32.320 I can't. 0:17:32.119 --> 0:17:34.760 At Intermediate, we had to pick a club day, and 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:36.239