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Speaker 1: God bless Kate Hawk's being God bless and Wilson, Good

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Speaker 1: morning to both of you.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, good morning you too.

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Speaker 1: Should quick question for you, Tim, what's the ratio of

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Speaker 1: sportage watching on a weekend before it becomes problematic inside

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Speaker 1: your average marriage? How much should average marriage?

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Speaker 3: Okay, so look, I'll probably say I don't have a

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Speaker 1: Because you can't you come to it as a neutral observer.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I think I think there are two issues here,

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Speaker 3: and I'm coming at it. You know, to kids with

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Speaker 3: screen time, there's duration, but there's also approach when it's

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Speaker 3: switched off, and are their tantrums? And also is there

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Speaker 3: is there an engagement with the spouse while the sport

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Speaker 3: is being is being They're.

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Speaker 1: All good points. My counter and this let me bring

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Speaker 1: Jason the because Jason said, and he's quite right, it's

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Speaker 1: not my fault because I don't schedule the sport.

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Speaker 3: And what oh no that's no, no, no, no, well

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Speaker 3: you can you can watch it anytime.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, you can't, Tim stop because it's

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Speaker 1: my only My only writer on this would be if

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Speaker 1: I said, all of a sudden, hey, look, the cricket's on, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't watch cricket, and Katie quite rightly would be

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Speaker 1: able to say you don't watch cricket, this is crap.

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Speaker 1: But for example, the f ones this weekend, I've got

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Speaker 1: to watch the f one and I can't tim then

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Speaker 1: it's it's it's spoilt, it's over, so I've got to

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Speaker 3: So when's the IF one happening?

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Speaker 1: Though? That's my cour over the week? Actually, well you

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Speaker 1: got on weekend Friday, Friday, well, Saturday, Sunday money really

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Speaker 1: so Saturday morning is practice one, practice too. Sunday is

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Speaker 1: practiced three in qualifying and then on Mondays the race.

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Speaker 2: Itself, and then Saturday nights there's always something, isn't there.

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Speaker 1: Saturday nights well, I mean the early hours of Saturday morning.

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Speaker 1: You got the All Blacks. Yeah, it's unpatriotic not to

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Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, no, I'm feeling you're paining Katie. There's

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Speaker 3: a lot of sitting in front of screens.

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Speaker 2: No, please don't, because when I don't sit in front

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Speaker 2: of it, and term an independent woman. And I actually

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Speaker 2: said to him this weekend, when he was explaining just

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Speaker 2: why don't you just do that? Why don't you go

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Speaker 2: and watch all that and do that in another house?

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Speaker 1: Say that another house.

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Speaker 2: You go and do all that, and I will say,

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Speaker 2: here you and and you just wrap yourself up in

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Speaker 1: It, because all I do.

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Speaker 2: And you said, no, I like you being there. And

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Speaker 2: I said, what hovering in the kitchen?

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Speaker 1: No, you said, quote unquote being the little woman.

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Speaker 3: Being a little woman.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you are not. You're not the little woman.

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Speaker 1: Is there any room, tim? Let me ask you this

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Speaker 1: Oh? Hold on, late breaker, I should have known this.

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Speaker 1: Late breakers stand by, it's a sprint weekend, So one

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Speaker 3: Look, you need to you need and I'm putting on

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Speaker 3: my parental voice here. You need to pick what you

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Speaker 3: then how can that be?

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Speaker 1: I didn't schedule it, Tim. It's not my fault if

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Speaker 3: Than and you know what, it's not my fault that

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Speaker 3: Netflix has Transylvania Hotel one, two and three. But I

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Speaker 2: Well, he'll just he won't do any of that to me.

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Speaker 3: No, I I've seen I've seen it obviously. I've seen

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Speaker 1: I'm quite about something.

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Speaker 3: It is good to be passionate about something. But yeah,

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Speaker 3: I think a bit of the cultar soap for the swearing, Katie,

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Speaker 1: Do you know anybody that's how we do it? Do

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Speaker 2: No, lots of people that win Travis Scott. He only

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Speaker 1: So I think our set our set up producer took

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Speaker 1: a day off work. No way, that's what I said.

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Speaker 1: what in no way, not necessarily in that order. Took

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Speaker 1: sing for one hour and leave? Wow? In any fights,

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Speaker 1: But this is why he's not at work for the rest.

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Speaker 1: it's going well, Mike you need a man cave, Mike.

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Speaker 1: The current ones more important than marriage, Mike. I wish

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Speaker 3: I was reflecting on this during the break. I think

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Speaker 3: here for you. So what you do is you rip

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Speaker 3: and save. You get some of that pancake mixed for

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Speaker 3: made by your own quivering hands. And you can do

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Speaker 1: I used to spray the cream honor, and she doesn't

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Speaker 2: You have a rest, Hey, it could be worse. You

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Good question, Kay, good question. No I haven't I've explained. Well,

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Speaker 1: I said such a boring It's such a boring wall.

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Speaker 2: You were going to be on a flight to New

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Speaker 1: Well that is true.

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Speaker 2: Fortunately that's now canceled and you're at home watching sports.

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Speaker 3: I can't let I'm okay just to I'm hearing a

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Speaker 2: It's all Carmala's fault.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's Calma's faults. Here's the thing, here's my argument.

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Speaker 3: I'm full of solutions. So you know, when I was

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Speaker 2: Also, the reason that you want to be with Carla

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Speaker 2: So you couldn't be with Trump anyway.

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Speaker 1: Because we couldn't get in last time in New York.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I think we're getting to the roots of it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, one election versus.

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Speaker 3: One Yeah, Liam, Sorry, Liam Lawson wins the US election.

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Speaker 1: Being at home with you on a Saturday night, Katie

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Speaker 1: holding your hand beats an election too, see how she laughs.

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Speaker 1: Nice to see you, guys. You have a good weekend,

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Speaker 1: no matter what you end up doing at Whoever's house

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Speaker 1: you were at.

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