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Speaker 1: Good morning, Welcome to the Thunderdime. It's the twenty fifth

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Speaker 1: of February twenty twenty six. My name's Jimmy Wells. Has

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Speaker 1: a nice steal.

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Speaker 3: Good morning Jeremy Wells. When I read it, Morning Mate,

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Speaker 3: Morning Zoey warning the phones out in the studio beas

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Speaker 3: but sniffy this morning alzo as am. I I think

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Speaker 3: we've got a case of the bloody Jeremy Wells's I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I hope it wasn't me that passed it on to you,

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Speaker 1: but chances are it was.

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Speaker 3: It could have been. There were some things being passed

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Speaker 3: around at the Push Push concert on Friday that could

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Speaker 3: have leaned into it as well. You know, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I think I think I might have early on sid HIV,

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Speaker 3: but we're soldiering on. It's on you, long term listeners

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Speaker 3: of this show. Yeah, good on you. I mean, you

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Speaker 3: can't really if all you have to do is talking

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Speaker 3: to a ten can for four hours a day, you

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Speaker 3: can't justify being like a little bit under the weather

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Speaker 1: Once I think the worst part about if it's the

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Speaker 1: same thing, the morning is the worst, but yeah, in

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Speaker 3: This is always the way with the illness. And so

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Speaker 3: if you ever I don't know about you guys, but

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Speaker 3: do you get wracked with guilt when you take a

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Speaker 3: you have to justify it? Dearone? You're telling everyone, oh jeez, really,

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Speaker 3: and then you're sitting on the couch at about lunchtime

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Speaker 1: This is the problem. But I mean, what constitute's taking

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Speaker 1: which is probably what I've done here. But yeah, what sucks.

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Speaker 1: But at the same time, well, no, no, no, what do you

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Speaker 3: It would only be Jason Hoyd's shares this microphone with

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Speaker 3: me who may come down with it, and he does

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Speaker 3: So that's how it happens to any of that post

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Speaker 4: Big show coming up Jerry and Mni the hold Ikey Breakfast.

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Speaker 1: So last week we went to the golf warehouse. They

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Speaker 1: brought out some amazing technology actually having a look at

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Speaker 1: our swing, both of our swings, having a look at

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Speaker 1: your slice and my old man hips and the issue.

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Speaker 1: And yesterday you hit the golf course. After that analysis,

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Speaker 1: The problem is when you go and play that course,

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Speaker 1: Why isn't he playing golf? He should be playing. He

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Speaker 3: He's always doing social media, and he still plays ice hockey.

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Speaker 3: Because you're trying to cut it down to thirty out.

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Speaker 3: That's where I'm at. Anyway, Team ACC remains defeated. We lost.

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Speaker 1: Have I ever won? They lost? The single thing in

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Speaker 3: We haven't have we No, we haven't.

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Speaker 1: We are. It's good that we're commentating.

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Speaker 3: know we've cheated. Ah, so we're remain defeated.

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Speaker 4: Jerry and Midnight, the hold Ikey Breakfast.

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Speaker 1: The history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow Timaru.

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Speaker 3: Today is the twenty fifth of February twenty twenty six,

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Speaker 3: and on this day in nineteen forty three, something that

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Speaker 3: the Feast and Pow incident. Heures aware of this.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it is the biggest, essentially the large before

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Speaker 3: Early nineteen forty three, a group of recently arrived prisoners

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they were unarmed obviously. Yeah, it was a very

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Speaker 1: unusual incident, forty nine people. It was different. It's not good.

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Speaker 3: No, wartime censors concealed details of the tragedy amid fears

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Speaker 1: Enough.

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Speaker 3: A military Court of inquiry absolved the guards of blame.

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Speaker 3: return to Featherston after the war burned in Saints at

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Speaker 3: the site in nineteen seventy four, and a joint New

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Speaker 3: commemorates the site with a.

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Speaker 1: Haiku, and it's a beautiful haiku. Behold the summer grass,

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Speaker 1: all that remains of the dreams of Warriors.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to nickel and dime them because I

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Speaker 3: doesn't it. No, that's not a five.

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Speaker 1: Hold the some grass at Sex all that remains. That's

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Speaker 1: four of the dreams of Worri of seven. Yeah, six

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Speaker 3: It's not right now, looky hey, now either my year

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Speaker 3: eight poetry knowledge is you know, a little bit off

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Speaker 1: I know it's happened.

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Speaker 3: It's been translated from Japanese.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's in Japanese. It's those syllables.

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Speaker 3: That'd been my big guss as well. That was nineteen

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Speaker 3: forty three. I had no idea that happened.

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Speaker 1: Forty nine people. I mean, they stood up, for goodness sake.

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Speaker 1: What are they going to do?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Nothing, No, double bloody bugger. They didn't need it

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Speaker 3: in ages anyway. Born on this day, nineteen seventy eight.

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Speaker 3: Ukrainian actor, comedian and president Voladimir Selenski was born in

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Speaker 3: nineteen seventy eight. He has been the president since twenty nineteen.

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Speaker 3: Tough time to be the.

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Speaker 1: President, dangerously short, tough spot looks tired.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't he?

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Speaker 1: Beer for here the Warriors paying tribute to Mitch Barnett

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Speaker 3: Clear an Hour out for us to grieve as the nation.

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Speaker 1: Please compassionate grounds with a home of compassionate grounds, aren't we We.

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Speaker 1: Another exit at New Zealand Rugby, Chris Lendram will depart

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Speaker 3: We'm gonna be honest. I can't be bugger doing any

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Speaker 3: You know? So you've gone how many? How many empty

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Speaker 1: told me to carry on, so I did. And how

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Speaker 1: much did he win? Seven hundred and twenty dollars.

440
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Speaker 3: That's not going to do it for me, No neither.

441
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Speaker 3: What's your day right? I will lie in the same

442
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,760
Speaker 3: spot for seven hundred bucks.

443
00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:41,159
Speaker 1: So apparently the winner said that he was going to

444
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Speaker 1: use the money for a hot pot dinner to thank

445
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,800
Speaker 1: his friends who showed up and mid competition with both

446
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,800
Speaker 1: food and drinks while he stayed on the mattress. So

447
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,359
Speaker 1: it was a live stream. It drew ten million viewers

448
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,119
Speaker 1: around China, well eight million.

449
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:58,560
Speaker 3: Comments were huge. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

450
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Speaker 1: Ten million viewers.

451
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,480
Speaker 3: This is like when we watch paint dry while we're

452
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,920
Speaker 3: commentating the cricket. Yeah.

453
00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:11,640
Speaker 2: No, Jeremie Wells and the nice Stewart the Hurtarchy breakfast.

454
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,639
Speaker 1: Is anyone else dealing with just an insane amount of

455
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,399
Speaker 1: flies at the moment or is it just me?

456
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Speaker 3: No, it's not you. But I'm in the same boat

457
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,760
Speaker 3: as you where it's happening in my house and I'm

458
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Speaker 3: too afraid to bring it to public because I'm like,

459
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Speaker 3: is it just me? Is it my poor hygiene standards

460
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:30,800
Speaker 3: around my house?

461
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,439
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, if you live in a non fly spray

462
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:36,720
Speaker 1: household like I do. Yeah, my partner hates fly spray,

463
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,880
Speaker 1: so does mine. Sometimes I'll spray it when she's because

464
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,040
Speaker 1: we do have some. I went and borughtant I've hadn't it.

465
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Speaker 1: And sometimes I'll spray if she's like downstairs or something,

466
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,679
Speaker 1: and I'll see a couple of particularly the flies that

467
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,960
Speaker 1: go around and around around the light fitting.

468
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,720
Speaker 3: That rally around the family with a full of shells.

469
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Speaker 1: I hate those ones. You can only spray those because

470
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Speaker 1: you can't. They never land, so you can't slap them.

471
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Speaker 3: If my message walks out the door for thirty seconds

472
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Speaker 3: of their backs turned, if she's in a different room,

473
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Speaker 3: I will guess that room with that stuff.

474
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:07,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, the odorless stuff is the is the one that.

475
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Speaker 3: She can't tell.

476
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:13,080
Speaker 1: Oh you can smell the odors really, Yeah, it's got it,

477
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:16,679
Speaker 1: It's got it. It's got an odor of nothing.

478
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Speaker 3: It's killing me. The flies are killing me. Because so

479
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,159
Speaker 3: the other day I tried to make my lunches for

480
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Speaker 3: the week. You know what I mean? That was delicious,

481
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Speaker 3: And I remember I was eating one of them. The

482
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Speaker 3: rest were cooling on the bench before I put them

483
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Speaker 3: in the tup with you make it lunches for a week? Well,

484
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,080
Speaker 3: wasn't It's probably like four of them you're making there.

485
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,520
Speaker 3: It was just a little There was some spuds coming,

486
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Speaker 3: a bit of mince, avocado wow, a bit of cottage cheese,

487
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,680
Speaker 3: hot honey on top of that. DM me for the recipe,

488
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:48,360
Speaker 3: and and so I made enough for like probably four days.

489
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Speaker 3: And I was eating you know, that lunch. I was thinking, Man,

490
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Speaker 3: this is delicious. I'm looking forward to eating this every

491
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Speaker 3: other day. And so I finish it and I go

492
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Speaker 3: up to the bench to put the letter on the

493
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Speaker 3: top of We contained a six flies come out of

494
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Speaker 3: that sucker and they hadn't even cooled down. You know,

495
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 3: I should have put something over the top of it.

496
00:22:03,119 --> 00:22:08,000
Speaker 3: I know that's my fault, but still it turfed it.

497
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,359
Speaker 3: I left and jeffed and I paced around the kitchen

498
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,240
Speaker 3: trying to trying to think if I could get the

499
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,960
Speaker 3: sight of six flies coming out of my lunch out

500
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Speaker 3: of my head. I couldn't. So I was like, I'm

501
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 3: not gonna be able to eat this.

502
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Speaker 1: I'm running a lot of flies, and I spend essentially

503
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Speaker 1: every moment I'm at home, and I've I got a

504
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,520
Speaker 1: couple of hours in the middle of the day that

505
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Speaker 1: I don't do anything. Well, now those two hours are

506
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Speaker 1: spent killing flies. All I do is I walk around

507
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 1: with the fly spot and I just call flies that.

508
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:38,600
Speaker 1: I find it relaxing and fulfilling at the same.

509
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,679
Speaker 3: Time killing things.

510
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 1: But I am wasting a huge amount of my life.

511
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,240
Speaker 1: So I went and got one of those enviros say

512
00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:48,000
Speaker 1: fly traps from Bunnings, right, And they're like a sort

513
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:51,440
Speaker 1: of a jar, like a really large marmite jub, but

514
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 1: they're clear and then they've got a little yellow top

515
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,359
Speaker 1: to them. And you put this kind of blood and

516
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,600
Speaker 1: bone mixture in the middle of the heat and with

517
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,199
Speaker 1: hot water, and then you hang them up somewhere outside

518
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 1: in the sun, and boy did they attract flies. And

519
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,679
Speaker 1: the flies go in and they can't get out, and

520
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 1: you see how many flies are attracts. I reckon. I

521
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 1: put two of them side by side, because one filled

522
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 1: up pretty quick, and I reckon I collected maybe fifty

523
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 1: flies in each Wow, And this is over the course

524
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Speaker 1: of three days.

525
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 3: But now you've just got two jars with one hundred flies,

526
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,880
Speaker 3: blood and bones sitting.

527
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,200
Speaker 1: On your deck. Well, the other thing is, I think

528
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,400
Speaker 1: I'm dragging them in from the rest of the neighborhood.

529
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 1: Always wined, I didn't have that many flies before I

530
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 1: reckoned flies. Now I think this is the place where

531
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 1: the parties happened.

532
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, so fifty of them have gotten stuck in the

533
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 3: jar or one hundred, But then how many other thousands

534
00:23:40,359 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 3: came to the party and didn't go into the jar.

535
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,359
Speaker 1: I am dragging them in from the neighborhood, There's no

536
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 1: doubt about it. But my theory is that I am

537
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:51,199
Speaker 1: killing them and then next year when all of that,

538
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,399
Speaker 1: because they're obviously laying their eggs and then they're gonna

539
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:57,480
Speaker 1: lie dormant over winter. Next year, I'm going to wreck

540
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 1: the benefits.

541
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Speaker 3: I donna is that opposite? No, because don't they lay

542
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 3: like a billion eggs? So I don't.

543
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 1: Can you can you do anything to the fly population,

544
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: you know, in a neighborhood or not. I don't think

545
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 1: so is it possible?

546
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 3: Is that, Hubris, Why don't you release a thousand spiders

547
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 3: into your house? That might sort it out.

548
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 1: He released the spider to swallow the fly.

549
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 3: Old Lady negative, release one hundred gickers to get rid

550
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 3: of the bloody spiders.

551
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,639
Speaker 1: Say those virus fly traps. What I'm going to do

552
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 1: is thinking about putting them around the next to neighbors.

553
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 1: So I'm going to give them to the next neighbors

554
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:34,199
Speaker 1: and then they're going to drag and I'll create like

555
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 1: a like a shield flies for me.

556
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 3: Ian Curtain is a c DC flying kurtain.

557
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 4: Jerry and Mni the hold Ikey Breakfast. Jerry and Mini

558
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 4: the hold Ikey Breakfast.

559
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 1: So Aaron called up yesterday listener Aaron with his lame

560
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 1: claim to fame.

561
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Speaker 6: Back in twenty fourteen, I think when the six sixty

562
00:24:57,119 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 6: were still doing Dunedin town Hall shows. Me and my

563
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 6: partner went. It was her first time taking me out

564
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 6: to a concert. And yeah through the concert and they

565
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,879
Speaker 6: did a break in between and they put the spotlight

566
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 6: on the crowd and they came to me and my

567
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 6: girlfriend and we're having a good old pash in the crowd.

568
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 6: And they yeah, locked it on and they were shouting

569
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:22,120
Speaker 6: us out going. Oh yeah, it was quite embarrassing. Yeah,

570
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:23,160
Speaker 6: the audience loved it though.

571
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 3: You got still passionate concerts.

572
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 7: We're not to kill her anymore.

573
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 3: God damn it. Good on you, good on you, and

574
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 3: I really stuffed your foot in it.

575
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: Well yeah, so they were turning to Aaron. So it's

576
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 1: no longer with anyone, no, and then we've got a

577
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: text a couple of textra Yes, were like Aaron sounds

578
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 1: like a nice guy.

579
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm available, as Aaron still available, I'm still available,

580
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 3: and he joins us on the line this morning. Good morning,

581
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 3: Aaron hare getting on this morning.

582
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm doing good for Let's tell.

583
00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 3: You very very well. Thanks mate. After we talked to

584
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 3: you yesterday, we got another text through. Can you tell

585
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,679
Speaker 3: me if this was from you? The text said Aaron's

586
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 3: attribute six three, slim, lean build, six pack, been growing

587
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 3: a beard for a year, single father, full time dairy farmer,

588
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 3: family oriented. Did you was that you?

589
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 7: Yeah?

590
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:19,199
Speaker 6: Yeah, just just passed through out into the universe.

591
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, Well it seemed too good to be true

592
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 3: because we were like, someone else must have sent this through.

593
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 3: You sound like a.

594
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:31,400
Speaker 1: Dream boat, Thank you, Sex three Slim Lean build sex Pack.

595
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 1: I mean, if you just stop it there, there's going

596
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 1: to be a lot of interest. They have been growing

597
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 1: a beard for a year, very popular and something to

598
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: hang on to. And single father, full time dairy farm,

599
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 1: family orientated tech tech tech.

600
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 6: Yes and yeah, the the beard growing the beard that

601
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 6: came from my kids. They want me to be Santa

602
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,360
Speaker 6: Claus this year.

603
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 3: The family oriented there it is prepared to prepare to

604
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 3: run a bed for that.

605
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 1: What colors the beard, just so we know are so?

606
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 6: The beer's multi colored, predominantly gray ginger not gray, sorry,

607
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 6: brown and brown and ginger.

608
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 1: Brown and ginger ginger.

609
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 3: Here's always come. I've got ginger hares in my my hears,

610
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 3: chip black future, many greats as well. That's not what

611
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 3: we're here to talk about, Aaron. We're gonna we're gonna

612
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,680
Speaker 3: be honest. Hundreds of texts. I'm gonna be honest. That

613
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:26,119
Speaker 3: wasn't honest. We've got about three. But a few people

614
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 3: did text them saying, look as Aaron's still free on

615
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 3: kain uh and one of them joins us on the

616
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 3: line this morning, Jerry didn't.

617
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,640
Speaker 1: That that's right, Catherine, Morning Catherine, how are you?

618
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 7: I'm good?

619
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 3: How are you good?

620
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: Catherine? You registered some interest in Aaron.

621
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 7: I thought we had it, you know, a bit of

622
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 7: a charm to ur.

623
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean listening to Aaron's attribute six three

624
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,439
Speaker 1: swim lean belts, that's back. I mean there's some solid

625
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: attributes going on. There's certainly some charm.

626
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 3: There, Katherine. You may have heard Aaron's willing to drive

627
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 3: as far as the mccargol lords and date and we're

628
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 3: about to see you in the country.

629
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, this could be okay, Well, look.

630
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 8: I do have family in christ Church.

631
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Well, fuddy enough.

632
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 6: I've got two weeks holiday coming out next week and

633
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 6: I'm actually going up to christ Church.

634
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 1: Well, well, well this is this is lucky. How you

635
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 1: play for the schoolholes? How are you play to your

636
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 1: school holidays? Are you around the school holidays? Eron?

637
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 7: Yes, yea.

638
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 6: I normally do a week and then get a week

639
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:38,560
Speaker 6: to myself.

640
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: Look, the stars are a lining here, Catherine, the stars

641
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: are lining. The question is I feel like we can't

642
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: just throw you together. I think I feel like we

643
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 1: have to do something. Yeah what, And I mean we

644
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 1: don't have a lot of money. We don't have a

645
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: lot of money. I mean we we could do. Look,

646
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: these are the these are the three things we could do.

647
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 1: The first thing is we could we could text on

648
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 1: your behalf boat to three four eight free. I'm that

649
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 1: you both done. The other option is that we can

650
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 1: put you in the drawer to come with us on

651
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 1: our wellness retreat to Byron Bay.

652
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 6: Oh that sounds absolutely lovely.

653
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm good.

654
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we were I'm happy to do that.

655
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

656
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: That costs us nothing obviously, and that's just I think

657
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 1: that's the least we can do. The other thing we

658
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 1: could do is we do have Bunnings vouchers to give away,

659
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: and so we could set up a date for you

660
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Speaker 1: guys a a Bunnings and we could give you a

661
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Speaker 1: voucher because they do have cafes in the Bunnings.

662
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Speaker 3: Well, and if you're lucky, they'll be turning a few

663
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Speaker 3: snags out the front as well. Oh yes, romantic bunning

664
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Speaker 3: snag in the car parket hornby Bunnings.

665
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Speaker 1: And entree as you enter. So we could set up

666
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Speaker 1: that and maybe you guys could meet in the Bunnings

667
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: and for your for your date, for your blind date.

668
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Speaker 7: Oh I mean, I'd be willing to give it a go.

669
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Speaker 1: In the garden area. I can't think of anything more romantic.

670
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Speaker 1: And then you could do a little bit of shopping

671
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Speaker 1: and go and buy a fly trap.

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Speaker 7: You a bonding shopper.

673
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Speaker 1: I'm not, but my dad would probably appreciate it.

674
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Speaker 9: Vouchers.

675
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Speaker 3: Aaron doesn't want to go to the Bunnings with his dad,

676
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Speaker 3: I'm sure he has.

677
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: I'm sure he is. Okay, so so so far we're

678
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: we've got to us. We can have some kind of

679
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Speaker 1: meetup in christ Church for this blind date.

680
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, that could happen. Yeah, the Buntings and the christ

681
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Speaker 7: Church and the school holidays.

682
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Speaker 1: All right, let's do it.

683
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Speaker 3: Okay, we'll put you guys in touch off here and

684
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 3: we'll chuck his both in the drawer to come with

685
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Speaker 3: us on the wellness retreat. But you're going to take

686
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Speaker 3: each other, if you wint of.

687
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Speaker 1: Catherine and thanks for your time this morning, much appreciated.

688
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 1: It's good doing a bit of matchmaking on the Hedge breakfast.

689
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Speaker 3: So I was sixer and said other option books sixty

690
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 3: six there and let the two go at it.

691
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Speaker 2: Jerry and man I joined the complaints the Hidaki breakfast

692
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Speaker 2: discussion group on Facebook for.

693
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Speaker 1: I've spent a bit of time in the hospital over

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Speaker 1: the last few days because my mum had a Force's

695
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Speaker 1: a eighty year old eighty two actually year old woman.

696
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 1: She fell over, broke her elbow, got caught into the

697
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 1: system of having to go and to orthopedics.

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Speaker 3: Et cetera. Now this was I hope I'm not speaking

699
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:29,239
Speaker 3: out of school here, but this was after going to

700
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Speaker 3: the Edinburgh Tattoo.

701
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Speaker 1: The tattoo.

702
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Speaker 3: I see, this is why I didn't go.

703
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: She went to the tattoo and bit off more than

704
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Speaker 1: she could chew.

705
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 3: I just, I just it just seemed too dangerous for me.

706
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 3: The Edinburgh Tattoo.

707
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Speaker 1: Well, he was on the way home in the dark,

708
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: trying to take a short cut through a car park.

709
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 1: Couldn't get out of there quick enough of this that yeah,

710
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: all over anyway, it got amazingly got helped by some strangers.

711
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,600
Speaker 1: I said to why do you give me a call?

712
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, we didn't want to, didn't want to

713
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 1: cause you problems.

714
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 3: She takes a shortcut of something.

715
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Speaker 1: They walked across. He was there with Tho shuffling along,

716
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 1: both of them in their ages. It's a sad site. Anyway,

717
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: she went to the Auckland Hospital. A couple of observations. Firstly,

718
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: our hospital system is under pressure. Oh boy, is it what?

719
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: It takes a long time. It's a process. It's a

720
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Speaker 1: thorough process. And I understand everybody has got to wait

721
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Speaker 1: in line. There's all sorts of people that come in

722
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Speaker 1: who have life threatening stuff and they go to the

723
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Speaker 1: front of the que obviously.

724
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Speaker 3: But I think this is not a this is not

725
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Speaker 3: a unique situation that you find yourself, and it is

726
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Speaker 3: taking longer and longer for people to be seen.

727
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Speaker 1: Man, that system is hanging on by three it. That

728
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 1: is my first observation. Secondly, some people deal with pain

729
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 1: easier than better than others. Yep. Some people exhibit the

730
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Speaker 1: the symptoms of their pain a lot more. Yep. There's

731
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Speaker 1: some screamers out there.

732
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Speaker 3: On one of them.

733
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Speaker 1: Some people are in rereadably rude to the people who

734
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Speaker 1: are looking after them. I would also say that is

735
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Speaker 1: one of them too, And I would say, I'm amazed

736
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Speaker 1: that those people even get looked after. I just boot

737
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Speaker 1: them out. I go with the consensus of the everyone

738
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Speaker 1: in here think this person's no good. Yeah, yep, get

739
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Speaker 1: out out helping you and I reckon if everyone puts

740
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: their hand up, then they're gone. Yeah, there was one

741
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 1: guy that was just being really horrible. Anyway, those are

742
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Speaker 1: my observation. The other part is when you finally get

743
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Speaker 1: moved into the but where you're you're waiting to be

744
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 1: seen by the specialist, which is another room where you

745
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: sit in these lazy boys. Yeah, there's about twenty lazy

746
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Speaker 1: boys in this room.

747
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Speaker 3: That sounds quite nice.

748
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Speaker 1: You're surrounded by people at that stage, and everybody's got

749
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Speaker 1: something wrong with them. Yeah. And the question I've got

750
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: for the group is because you're sitting there sometimes. I

751
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 1: mean my mum was there for nine hours one day.

752
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 1: It's quite a long time to be in there. You've

753
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: got to take a phone charger, and that's that's an

754
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: important thing. Though there's no where to charge your phone.

755
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: But anyway, that's a feed. Where do you get a

756
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: feed from? You can't get any food. You've got to

757
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: have someone with you who's helping you out. There's people

758
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: in there by themselves. It's a man old people in

759
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:05,160
Speaker 1: there by themselves too. So the question I've got for

760
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: you is when you are making small talk with people

761
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 1: around you in that situation, what are you allowed to ask?

762
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: And why aren't you.

763
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Speaker 3: Allowed to ask?

764
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Speaker 1: Because there was a woman beside my mum on the

765
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,959
Speaker 1: first day and we ended up sharing a phone charger.

766
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Speaker 1: She she had very kindly lent me her phone changer,

767
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: but she had dropped a table on her both of

768
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Speaker 1: her toes, and she'd crushed her She'd crushed her toes.

769
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Speaker 1: It was brutal.

770
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Speaker 3: How did you find that out?

771
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 1: Yes, well you could see, okay, you know what, it's

772
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 1: an external issue, right, so you can definitely see. There

773
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Speaker 1: was another guy there who had clearly broken both of

774
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Speaker 1: his hands. I suspected'd been in a fight, and so

775
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 1: he's he's got both of his arms up and that

776
00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: it's all been taped up. But there was another guy

777
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:54,359
Speaker 1: who was beside me yesterday who's who was lying there now.

778
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 1: He had a drip and I had a blanket over.

779
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 1: I couldn't work out he seemed to be moving freely.

780
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,760
Speaker 1: It seemed to be some internal issue.

781
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 3: I think that's the line in the sand. You reckon

782
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 3: an internal external. I think internal external. If you can

783
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 3: see what's wrong with them, I think you were allowed

784
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:14,959
Speaker 3: to ask about what happened. If you can't see what's

785
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 3: wrong with them so like I think bones, yeah, and

786
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 3: muscles and tendons orthopedeck. Good, go for it, go for gold.

787
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 3: Ask what happened? I think organs.

788
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,879
Speaker 1: Anything that it's dealt with a urologist.

789
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,720
Speaker 3: Definitely, don't ask you. No, here's a question for you, Jerry.

790
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:32,399
Speaker 3: It's come through on three four eight three. How many

791
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 3: times is too many to request the rectal examination? Last

792
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 3: time I was there for a risk surgery, three was

793
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 3: the max before I was given the word Bevin, Jerry and.

794
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 4: Midnight the hold Ikey breakfast, Jerry and Midnight the hold

795
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 4: Ikey Breakfast.

796
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: Time for it's academic. Give us a call now, I

797
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 1: eight hundred hardeki I eight hundred four to eight seven five.

798
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 1: There is a one hundred dollar Bunning's voucher up for grabs,

799
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 1: and you don't have to take a date to and

800
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,360
Speaker 1: use it if you don't want.

801
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 3: No, but if you want to, you can take Catherine's

802
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,879
Speaker 3: dad who rung us just after seven o'clock. Catherine did,

803
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 3: not her dad. It's your opportunity also, not only to

804
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 3: win yourself that one hundred dollars Bunnings voucher, but get

805
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 3: your school's name each into the vaunted. It's academic role

806
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 3: of honor. I was growled for not doing this yesterday,

807
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 3: so I will read them all this morning.

808
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: Okay.

809
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 3: Todragon Boys, Value Memorial College, Quen Elizabeth College, Newland's Shirley Boys,

810
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,919
Speaker 3: Sacred Heart College, Mackenzie College, Francis Douglas Memorial College, Saint

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Speaker 3: John's College, Saint Peter's, Strafford High and most recently at

812
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Speaker 3: unyord To High School.

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00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 1: Good morning, Jason, welcome to the show.

814
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 7: Good morning, Jeremy. How are you this morning?

815
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Speaker 1: Very good? Thanks Jason. What school will you be representing today?

816
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 7: I'll be representing Birkenhea College on the North.

817
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,919
Speaker 1: Burkinhead College Heads. He's not on the roll of honor

818
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: at the stage Birkenheads, so this is good. What's your

819
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 1: highest qualification at high school, Jason?

820
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Speaker 7: Is the A level three?

821
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 3: Ooh nice, that's a good one. What'd you do?

822
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 1: Start up a chainsaw or something?

823
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 6: Ah?

824
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I.

825
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 8: Think that's the standard for nowadays.

826
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, pick up some rubbish. I knew a dude who

827
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 3: had a not with a chainsaw and it bounced back

828
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 3: into his advisor. He's still passed and got like eighty

829
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 3: credits for that.

830
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

831
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:20,360
Speaker 3: Wow, powerful?

832
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: Okay, I thought you were joking about the chainsaw things

833
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:23,879
Speaker 1: in CEA.

834
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:25,680
Speaker 3: No, no, no, you turn a chainsaw on in CA,

835
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 3: you get like half your credits for you what. Yeah,

836
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 3: if you could ride a motorbike in a square, then

837
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 3: you get another one hundred something like that.

838
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Speaker 1: It's good stuff, ok, Jason, here we go. You know

839
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 1: how it works? Three questions out of five? No point

840
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: in passing. You might as well have a crack at

841
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,359
Speaker 1: it because we're not going to come back to them.

842
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:41,800
Speaker 7: Right awome.

843
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:46,479
Speaker 1: First question for Jason from Auckland. What music quiz show

844
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: did Simon Barnett host in the nineteen nineties.

845
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 8: I've just passed that because before my frid it.

846
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,720
Speaker 1: Is a golden doodle's let's face the music. A golden

847
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 1: doodle dog is a breed from a poodle. And what

848
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: other breed? Correct? There we go? Which band had the

849
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 1: hits you sexy thing and it started with a kiss?

850
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 6: Oh?

851
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 1: Type of drink?

852
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:20,760
Speaker 7: Type of drink?

853
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: Milk, hot chocolate?

854
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 3: I don't think that helps him.

855
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 1: Which team has won the most Men's ODI Cricket World

856
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 1: Cup titles? This is easy and no it's Australia, which

857
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 1: means I can't get it.

858
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,840
Speaker 3: Do you want to hear the last one, Jason, last.

859
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,840
Speaker 1: One, the last one whose starred opposite Gwyneth Paltrow and

860
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: the movie Shallow Help.

861
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 8: Jack Black Jack Black.

862
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 1: Actually like Jason. Yeah, thanks for playing Jason, Good luck

863
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: with everything.

864
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 3: Took everything away from Jason.

865
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Speaker 1: The bog and head color doesn't make it onto the

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Speaker 1: role of.

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Speaker 4: Honor Jerry and Mni the Hodarkey Breakfast.

868
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 1: So you may or may not have heard about this

869
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: new thing called Fantasy Herd. It's a new fantasy league

870
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 1: that lets players basically assemble teams of real cows from

871
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: a working New Zealand dairy farm, using live farm data

872
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 1: to give out weekly scores. It's being described as uniquely

873
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:30,800
Speaker 1: New Zealand and someone who knows more is local ambassador

874
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:31,439
Speaker 1: Taff Hughes.

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00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 9: Morning, Taff, how are you what may that's a game?

876
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: Yeah? Very good. So firstly, who came up with this?

877
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:40,800
Speaker 7: A great question?

878
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,360
Speaker 9: You know a lot of people you'll be quick to

879
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 9: asserum that this is some big marketing campaign, you know,

880
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 9: just a bit of a cash grab. But really all

881
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 9: came about I was debating with my mate who works

882
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 9: at Meadow Fresh, whether or not we can train cards

883
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 9: to play rugby.

884
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 7: Now we all.

885
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:02,280
Speaker 9: Remember back in the ye eighties, y wrapper Heartland rugby

886
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 9: team actually had a horse as their fullback for a

887
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 9: few years into a small incident when they tried to

888
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 9: teach them the harker. Anyway, this chat it quickly became

889
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 9: meadow Fresh Fantasy Herd as they had the brilliant idea

890
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 9: to merge sports with dairy products. Where it's funny enough,

891
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 9: two of my biggest hobbies, two of my biggest passions.

892
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 3: Well notes have you? You've famously once topped the NRL

893
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 3: Supercoach competition for a week. You never got your prize

894
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 3: for winning that either, So I know you're a veteran

895
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:42,879
Speaker 3: of many sporting fantasy leagues. How does this compare to those?

896
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 9: Yeah, thanks, Maniah, I'm not here to trauma dump, but

897
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 9: no mate, I mean it's basically, you know, exactly the same.

898
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 9: You know, you've got your captain, you give your captain,

899
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 9: they get double points.

900
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:01,720
Speaker 7: You've got these these horses.

901
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 9: They're wearing these very high tech collars made by a

902
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 9: company called Halter, and the collars actually monitor everything from

903
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 9: you know, milk produced rass, brass eaten. How much these

904
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 9: these cows are ruminating? And it turns that those those

905
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 9: metrics into stats, and those stats into cash.

906
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 7: So yeah, so it's basically how it works.

907
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 3: So, Ted, there's a herd of about three hundred cows

908
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 3: and then you pick what like twenty or so based

909
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 3: off these various stats that you mentioned. Were there any

910
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 3: surprises in week ones as we just we've just finished

911
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 3: the end of the first week of competition, any surprises.

912
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

913
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 9: Actually, the big talking point from week one is this cow,

914
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:53,319
Speaker 9: Lil Moosey. Now Little Moosey was a sea rated cow.

915
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:57,479
Speaker 9: So all the cows, they're raided by the farmer down there,

916
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 9: farmer Tim, he gives kind of the aiding on how

917
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 9: good he thinks these cows are a.

918
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 7: Little Moozie was.

919
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 9: It's kind of an underdog story of the century.

920
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 7: Really, it's basically like it's.

921
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:14,720
Speaker 9: Basically like an under twelves, you know, rugby kid scoring

922
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 9: a try for the All Blacks. That's that's how I

923
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 9: would put this. But I'll just you know, these are

924
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 9: real cows. You know, you look at them on the

925
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 9: app you say, these are some really funny, funny names.

926
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:28,879
Speaker 9: But these these cows exist there are on a real

927
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 9: farm down in Otago, and they're they're out there they're athletes.

928
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,320
Speaker 9: They're out there putting in the work, eating the grass,

929
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 9: producing the milk, and helping us win twenty k Yeah.

930
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's what's up for grass twenty thousand dollars.

931
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: I've said at the moment, Suzuki. Suzuki is right up

932
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: there with an A plus rating. Peppin, oh yeah, Star

933
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 1: four thousand. All of these names probably mean a lot

934
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 1: more to you, Tevan than they do to our listeners.

935
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm pretty close to quite a few. My My

936
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 9: cow is cow Harbunga. She's been putting in the work,

937
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:11,400
Speaker 9: she's you know, she's great. They've actually given me a

938
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 9: direct line to her, and so I can call her

939
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 9: up at any time and just whisper sweet nothings and

940
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:21,399
Speaker 9: really try and motivate her up. But yeah, no, it's

941
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,839
Speaker 9: the I think ultimately it's just a great way for

942
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 9: us all to learn about these fantastic beasts as well.

943
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 9: You know, you you jump on with your mates, try

944
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 9: to win some fast cash, but you actually by the

945
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 9: end of it, you get to know these counts. You

946
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 9: get to know what goes into it and what their

947
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 9: days look like.

948
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 3: Well, and it also is bringing families together because you know.

949
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 3: I'm I'm operating one two, three fantasy leagues currently with

950
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 3: the NRL season about oh four if you count Super Rugby,

951
00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 3: and my missus is always like, so lame, I don't

952
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:55,920
Speaker 3: know what you're doing all that. Well, she has gotten

953
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 3: involved in this. She after week one, is sitting through

954
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 3: second worldwide. Out of nine two hundred people. She's twenty

955
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 3: ninth in the country and as far as she can tell,

956
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 3: she's the second highest rated woman. There's a Charlotte in

957
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 3: seventh place. She reckoned she's the second highest and I

958
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 3: thought that was great, but it's actually really annoying me

959
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 3: because she's sitting down the end of the couch Iffan

960
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 3: and Jiff and over what cows are underperforming. And I've

961
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:24,399
Speaker 3: learned how punishing it is that I do that all here.

962
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 1: So everyone's going when when will it finish? When the

963
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 1: season end?

964
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 9: So it's only it's a sixth, sixth round season, it's

965
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 9: a short one. So we're currently in week two and

966
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 9: week three. You know, they refresh every Monday, much like

967
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:49,800
Speaker 9: you know NRL Super Rugby, So week three begins next Monday.

968
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 9: But it's not too late to sign up because you know,

969
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,919
Speaker 9: it's still early days so you can. You can still

970
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 9: sign up build a herd, you know, you never know

971
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 9: you can stack. You can try and stack your herd

972
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 9: as much as you want. But I'm telling you, if

973
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 9: you look at these sea some of you see rated cows,

974
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 9: they're sleeper's. You know, they've got eight under that engine.

975
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:14,319
Speaker 9: But yeah, it's a I think it's a really cool

976
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 9: thing from Meadow Fresh. I'd like to see it go

977
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 9: for you know, maybe twenty to thirty weeks, maybe next season.

978
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 7: Okay, get a few goats in there.

979
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 9: Maybe you know some other livestock.

980
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 3: Okay, chickens, yeah, chickens.

981
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, chickens producing eggs. So that's an interesting idea. All right, TeV,

982
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 1: thank you so much for your time. That is Tef Hughes,

983
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 1: who is involved in what You've got to say is

984
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:43,800
Speaker 1: one of the most unique fantasy leagues in the world,

985
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 1: maybe the first of its kind, New Zealand Dairy Farm

986
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: Cow League.

987
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 3: Yeah. I thought I'd be way more into my message

988
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 3: being into this, but I'm not, and it's making me

989
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 3: want to. I'm like, oh, Jess, I like this for

990
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 3: the whole year round them no wonder she has me

991
00:45:59,760 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 3: do it.

992
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 2: The best way to catch up on what you missed

993
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,720
Speaker 2: the Darky Breakfast radio show podcast yesterday.

994
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 3: Gentlemen, that's full surprise, absolutely no one. I was at

995
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 3: the gym really often. Yeah, to the ditchment.

996
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 7: You know.

997
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 3: What I struggle with is that rest is the other

998
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 3: side of the coin, you know, and you can't just

999
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 3: keep you can't just keep flogging yourself.

1000
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 1: You'll end up a little bit cra That's an important

1001
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 1: part of of the diagram.

1002
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 3: Any particular day, yesterday day league day. Oh look it's

1003
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 3: I'm running a push pull leag split at the moment,

1004
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 3: so that was that was a pull day.

1005
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 1: But in the gym twice a day or have you

1006
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: stopped doing that?

1007
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 3: No, because I'm running at the moment. So I'll go

1008
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 3: to the gym in the morning, go home and fuel

1009
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:46,399
Speaker 3: the body, and then we're running, and then we're running

1010
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 3: in the afternoon.

1011
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: Okay, golf yesterday actually as well's that's an intense regime

1012
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 1: you've got going there.

1013
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 3: Some would say too much for one hundred and tin

1014
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 3: killow man. That's why I've got a cold right now.

1015
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 1: Mm hm.

1016
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 3: They don't know, they don't understand the grind, you know,

1017
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 3: the hustle. I'll get after it. Anyway, while I was

1018
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 3: over there, I bumped into a differend of the show,

1019
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 3: Blad Chuck.

1020
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 1: We're end of the show, Blair Choke Choke from the.

1021
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 3: Sale GP, and I said, oh, good mate, what do

1022
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 3: you have to And then I said, I suppose you've

1023
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 3: got the week off, don't you, because they don't have

1024
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 3: a boat at the moment.

1025
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 1: Have a horrific crash.

1026
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 3: Horrific crash. Now the bro lowie who was on the

1027
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 3: boat and he broke both his legs, he seems to

1028
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 3: be doing well at least I saw a photo of

1029
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 3: him standing up on his two feet and then empowered

1030
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 3: me to feel comfortable making a couple of lighthearted jokes

1031
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 3: about the crash. And I said, is that like a

1032
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:44,360
Speaker 3: full rebuild? Like you're gonna have to basically get a

1033
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 3: whole new boat, And he goes, wow, yeah, we're still

1034
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:50,280
Speaker 3: working on that. But you know, we got some bad advice.

1035
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 3: We've got some bad advice from two half fast radio DJs.

1036
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: Right, okay, So I had on the water, I thought

1037
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: how long before he put the boot down?

1038
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 3: And so I said, yeah, well, look, while we're here,

1039
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 3: I know that you respect my sailing. Now, so let's

1040
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 3: have an open, honest discussion about this what went wrong?

1041
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:14,399
Speaker 3: He said that your advice around, when you see the

1042
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 3: Chelsea Sugar factory behind the fourth pier of the Harbor Bridge,

1043
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 3: that is your queue to tack because you're getting title.

1044
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 1: Relief or some utter nonsense that you were telling him.

1045
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: It's a piece of side information that not everybody knows.

1046
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,359
Speaker 1: But I have exited that particular part of west Haven

1047
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: Marine a number of times and I understand how things

1048
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 1: go there. It's complicated. It's a complicated little piece of

1049
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:38,839
Speaker 1: marine understanding.

1050
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:42,319
Speaker 3: Yes, well it was bad advice because that's what they

1051
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 3: tried to do. Bliad turn around. He saw the Chelsea

1052
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:49,680
Speaker 3: Sugar Factory emerge from behind the fourth pier. He's like,

1053
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 3: here's that title relief. Try to turn, didn't work, try

1054
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,319
Speaker 3: to tack and the thing was just dead in the water.

1055
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 3: Then they get run through by the French who had

1056
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:01,399
Speaker 3: no business been that close. And so that's what went wrong.

1057
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 3: And he said, funnily enough, if he had if he

1058
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 3: had used my advice, which was to ghak, which is

1059
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 3: which is a technique where everyone else is tacking.

1060
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you drive and you and you go the.

1061
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 3: Opposite way, He said, had we done that, none of

1062
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 3: this would have happen because would have gone the opposite

1063
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 3: away from everyone else. Uh and then and then we

1064
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 3: wouldn't have been hit. So that means it's your squeally,

1065
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 3: your fault that they create. And had they listened to me,

1066
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 3: then this whole thing could have been avoided. I also

1067
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 3: think I've misheard the term ghak, and I think it's

1068
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 3: called a pack or something like that. I don't know.

1069
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 3: I think I misheard that.

1070
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 1: But anyway, that's my fault.

1071
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 3: Long short of all of that, and the investigation is

1072
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 3: still ongoing. But don't be shocked if they come to

1073
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 3: the conclusion that it is your fault.

1074
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 1: Jerry, Oh good tonight you open them a boat.

1075
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 3: We don't have to give them to the body FC boats.

1076
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 3: The boat that we're given away. How much is that

1077
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:57,879
Speaker 3: boat worth?

1078
00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:58,120
Speaker 1: Again?

1079
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 3: No, no, thereby, Oh, but more than.

1080
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 4: That, Jerry and Minnia. The Hodakey breakfast.

1081
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 1: Diet Our lives a game where we name five or

1082
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 1: one nine people. You've just got to tell us whether

1083
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 1: the dead are alive. We need two people on eight

1084
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: hundred hydachy oh, eight hundred four to eight, seven to five.

1085
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 1: What will happen in this situation is if one person

1086
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 1: buzzes in and they get it wrong, the other person

1087
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 1: then gets the opportunity of saying whether they are dead

1088
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 1: or eve themselves, and you might think, well, what's the

1089
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 1: point of that. Clearly it's the other thing that the

1090
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,879
Speaker 1: person didn't get. However, you think that, Yeah, it's been

1091
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 1: the case where both people have gone dead and there

1092
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:41,760
Speaker 1: it wrong.

1093
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 3: And that is the funniest thing that will ever happen

1094
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 3: on this radio station. So that's why we leave that

1095
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,839
Speaker 3: open because it's happened once before for the wen't as well,

1096
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 3: and it was hilarious.

1097
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 1: Anton morning, Good morning. You are contestant number one. You're

1098
00:50:55,800 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: from Hamilton. You are a MU operator. So am I.

1099
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:02,320
Speaker 8: Oh it's nice.

1100
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: I'm running a Briggs and Stratton. What are you running?

1101
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I'm running Askavanna and a walker and a Kebodo.

1102
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 7: Really on the day.

1103
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 3: That's the thing the rain, Jerry. What you've done there

1104
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,839
Speaker 3: is this is like if we got say Revendra back

1105
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 3: on the show and you were like, oh, I played

1106
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,600
Speaker 3: a little bit of last Man's stance. No you you

1107
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 3: modo lords When it suits you. Anton does it proficially.

1108
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:27,720
Speaker 3: He does it on days.

1109
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: Where he doesn't want of molrd's favorite.

1110
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 8: Ah, definitely not quite cool Youah test ellam is okay

1111
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 8: because it's satisfying, because it's like a whole bunch of

1112
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:44,240
Speaker 8: little flags saying Momi momi and then that gone.

1113
00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 7: Yeah oh yeah.

1114
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:49,439
Speaker 1: I like a combination of fiscu and rhyme myself who

1115
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: cares no Jerry right, But I'm not a professional like you. Anton.

1116
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,839
Speaker 1: Would you like to test your buzzer please? It's your

1117
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:58,879
Speaker 1: name Aton sounding good?

1118
00:51:59,120 --> 00:51:59,760
Speaker 3: Two syllables.

1119
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,800
Speaker 1: Will be going up against Greg from Hamilton. It's Hamilton

1120
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 1: versus Hamilton. Where are you calling in from? In Hamilton? Greg?

1121
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 7: I currently drive exce on the road life Mr as you.

1122
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:17,840
Speaker 1: Expect, But where do you normally reside in the shadow?

1123
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 7: Greek's funny to carf.

1124
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 1: Just beautiful? You know it? Well? Okay, Greg, would you

1125
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: like to test out your buzzer please? It's your name

1126
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: A greed Greg, that'll work.

1127
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 3: I always feel like the one syllable name's got an

1128
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:36,360
Speaker 3: advantage in this. But let's see how this goes.

1129
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 1: Person number one, one hundred dollars Bunnings voucher up for grabs.

1130
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 1: Famously no balled matime, you're laruthin in nineteen ninety five.

1131
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 1: Is Darryl here dead or alive?

1132
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 8: Greg hand On?

1133
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 1: Greg, it is you who gets the first chance of this.

1134
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 1: Darrel here is alive. He is he's seventy three years old.

1135
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,240
Speaker 3: My coffee, So that is one point Greek.

1136
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 1: What a great name that is, Darryl.

1137
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's up there with what's a man? Poor rifle?

1138
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 3: That's pretty good to.

1139
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 1: Hell fire people. All right, you're what's the schoolman? I?

1140
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 3: Oh? One nol Greek?

1141
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 1: Okay good? Who's the number two? Best known as half

1142
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 1: of the eighties and nineties pop duo Rock, said Marie Fredrickson,

1143
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 1: dead or alive?

1144
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 3: And Greg ah alive?

1145
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 1: No, let's go to Anton.

1146
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 8: Let me think dead.

1147
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 3: That's right, died.

1148
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:39,359
Speaker 1: Died in twenty nineteen, age sixty one, gone too soon,

1149
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,840
Speaker 1: Marie Fredrickson, what's the schoolman?

1150
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:46,479
Speaker 3: I that is? Are we counting the last question?

1151
00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 1: Yes, we have one, all absolutely, we're counting the last week.

1152
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 1: Who's the number three? All black hocker also one Dancing

1153
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 1: with the Stars two thousand and five, Norm Hewett and Antohon?

1154
00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:05,720
Speaker 1: Norm here it is alive, Greg, norm here? It is, Yes,

1155
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 1: tragic fifty years old. Don't do soon?

1156
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 3: All right? That is Greg two at one. I think

1157
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:16,359
Speaker 3: I've got two owned goals so far.

1158
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this will be interesting. Does Greg sit back

1159
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 1: here and wait for Anton to get it wrong or

1160
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: does he? Buzz In rapper born as Stanley Kirk Burrell

1161
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 1: but better name better known by the stage name of

1162
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 1: mc hammer. Did her alive?

1163
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 3: Anton Hamm is alive?

1164
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 9: He is?

1165
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 3: He is?

1166
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:42,399
Speaker 1: He's sixty three years old, which means it comes down

1167
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 1: to this.

1168
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 3: Sudden death or alive? Yep, Greg, Yep, that's working.

1169
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:54,799
Speaker 1: All right. Actress best known for playing Clear Huxtable and

1170
00:54:54,840 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 1: Cosmey Show Felicia, Greg Greg their buzzes Anton is Felicia

1171
00:55:05,239 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 1: Rasha dead or alive?

1172
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:09,760
Speaker 8: She is very well, alive.

1173
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:18,280
Speaker 1: Seventy old and the congratulations Anton, Yeah, the better than Greg?

1174
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:20,320
Speaker 7: Well played, mate, well played?

1175
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 4: Yes, Yes Man, Jerry and Midnight the Darchy, Breakfast Jerry

1176
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 4: and Midnight the Hodarchy Breakfast.

1177
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:34,160
Speaker 1: Quick quiz for you and I, Stuart, Yes, Who is

1178
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 1: the winningest do you think super rugby franchise of all time?

1179
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:40,400
Speaker 3: Who do I think it is?

1180
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 1: Do you think that would be? Might surprise you?

1181
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:52,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll be hard to go. The Southern King No, No, No,

1182
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 3: did the I don't know how the I'll give you

1183
00:55:55,760 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 3: a close. Okay, are they from Guador? No they Oh

1184
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 3: have they been in a temporary stadium for a decade?

1185
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:06,840
Speaker 1: Yes they have.

1186
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:10,880
Speaker 3: They won about five million titles in that time, despite

1187
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:13,200
Speaker 3: the fact that they've been playing essentially at a rubbish dump.

1188
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:14,399
Speaker 1: Yes they have.

1189
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:16,880
Speaker 3: Does that then make them, I don't know, probably the

1190
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,920
Speaker 3: greatest professional sports team in history in any code.

1191
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go that far.

1192
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,240
Speaker 3: A lot of people would. It's going to be the Crusaders.

1193
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:27,439
Speaker 1: Seventy point two two percent. They have one of all

1194
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 1: of the Super ABI games that they've played. Yeah, that's

1195
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 1: that is pretty ridiculous.

1196
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:34,279
Speaker 3: Second, I see on this list as the Brumbies, So

1197
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:37,120
Speaker 3: you know, there's no great shame in losing to the Brumbies.

1198
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 3: A lot of people have, you know what I mean?

1199
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 3: So if they lost on the weekend to the Brumbies,

1200
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be reading too far into that.

1201
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 1: Is it a coincidence that both of those places are

1202
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 1: horrific places to visit in the winter.

1203
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:50,760
Speaker 3: Not at all, And I think that is a massive

1204
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,160
Speaker 3: That is a massive part of the home field advantage.

1205
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:56,799
Speaker 3: We talk a lot about home field advantage and in

1206
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 3: the professional era, I've always wondered, what is that homefield advantage?

1207
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 3: Because it's it's not like you're folding yourself into a

1208
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:03,359
Speaker 3: bus for eight hours, you know what I mean, you're

1209
00:57:03,360 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 3: flying I mean probably not private, you're probably still on

1210
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 3: near in New Zealand. But then you're staying at a

1211
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 3: flash hotel. Yeah, what really is And you know these days,

1212
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 3: particularly if you're playing a team like the Blues or

1213
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 3: the Hurricanes, there's no one in the stands anyway, So

1214
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:20,600
Speaker 3: what's the home field advantage? With the home field advantage.

1215
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:22,440
Speaker 1: Is God, it's cold, you're freezier tits off.

1216
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, and that's what the Brumbies have.

1217
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:27,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think when I think crusaders, I think scrums

1218
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 1: that have steam coming off them. You know, that's when

1219
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 1: you know it's absolutely freezing.

1220
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,440
Speaker 3: Are they going to lose a bit of that with Takaha?

1221
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 1: They are? This is what I was going to ask you.

1222
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:39,720
Speaker 1: I think they might because I know that Canberra in

1223
00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 1: the middle of winter is absolutely nut's freezingly cold. Yeah horrible.

1224
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm looking down this list of the winningst and

1225
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 3: losing his teams in Super rugby history, and there's some

1226
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 3: of the some of the teams that are no longer

1227
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,280
Speaker 3: obviously that all the South African teams are no longer

1228
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,480
Speaker 3: in there, But I missed some of those teams that

1229
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 3: were in there for like a year or two, like

1230
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 3: the Cheatas who the Cheatas?

1231
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 5: Remember the Cheatings from freest from Free State?

1232
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 3: They cheating rug the Free State Cheaters know the Eminal

1233
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,880
Speaker 3: the Southern Kings. Remember the Huggles, bro.

1234
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 1: They were awesome.

1235
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 3: I loved.

1236
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:19,840
Speaker 1: Them. They had a fifty when when lost record. I

1237
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 1: mean that would be the case you go all the

1238
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 1: way up to Argentina to play them.

1239
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. What about the sun Wolves? Yeah, and

1240
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 3: they had the best merch man. They had great, hilarious

1241
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 3: looking little Japanese critters for their merchant.

1242
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: That's good. They had something good because they lost.

1243
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 3: Eighties, No, they sucked, but they were they were fun. Man.

1244
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 3: It would have been a brutal commute to get up there.

1245
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 3: So yeah, what was the long and short of all

1246
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 3: of that? Crusader's greatest sporting franchise in history?

1247
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:55,040
Speaker 4: Jerry and Mini the hold Ikey Breakfast.

1248
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 1: Do you know what they're calling me in my neighborhood

1249
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 1: at the moment, I.

1250
00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:59,520
Speaker 3: Don't think I can say that into a microphone is

1251
00:58:59,600 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 3: what number of it? Aren't they calling you a number?

1252
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 1: Three?

1253
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 3: It's hope, not when they're calling you eighteen twenty four twelve.

1254
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 1: Oh, I see you've got the BSA numbers. They're heavy. Yeah,

1255
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 1: that was the most un the moost what is it?

1256
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 1: The worst thing, the most events of words you can use.

1257
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 1: So three is the sea word, isn't it? Yeah?

1258
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:23,000
Speaker 3: Three is the sea word, and that's what they call it.

1259
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 3: Well that's what I'm hearing them called. What are you

1260
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 3: hearing them?

1261
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 1: No, they're calling me the fly Piper and the Reason

1262
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:31,120
Speaker 1: and the Gangster of love. And some people call me Maurice.

1263
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 1: But that's a whole nother thing different. So at the moment,

1264
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 1: I've got these I've bought these Bunnings fly traps. They're

1265
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,880
Speaker 1: these Enviros safe traps. I think they come from Australia

1266
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 1: because they've got the Australian national colors on them. They've

1267
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:43,320
Speaker 1: got the green and the gold.

1268
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 3: Well that's where all the flies are over there.

1269
00:59:45,280 --> 00:59:45,840
Speaker 1: Well exactly.

1270
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 3: These are basically they're those ones that are like not

1271
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:49,800
Speaker 3: like a venus fly trap where it lands and then

1272
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 3: it snatch shut. They're more like the ones where it's

1273
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 3: like a honey pot and then you go down in

1274
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 3: there and then it gets sticky you can't come back.

1275
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it's got blood and bone or something

1276
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,080
Speaker 1: that you put a sachet in there, and you you

1277
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 1: mix it up with some more and more absolutely reeks,

1278
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 1: and then when the sun hits it, it stinks more

1279
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 1: and more and more and it starts to buy the grade.

1280
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 1: And the flies just love it. And it turns out

1281
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 1: they come from far and wide and they can smell

1282
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 1: that stuff, which you think, oh, yeah, I'm bringing them

1283
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 1: in and killing them, But I think there's just more

1284
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 1: flies that come from everywhere else. So I think what

1285
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 1: I'm doing is I'm actually eliminating the flies from my

1286
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 1: next door neighbor's.

1287
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,680
Speaker 3: Places and attracting them all into your place. Yeah, because

1288
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 3: for every fly that goes into that thing, there's another

1289
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:31,479
Speaker 3: one that doesn't and just comes into your house.

1290
01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:32,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

1291
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:33,880
Speaker 3: As we had a bunch of people tick through. We

1292
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:36,200
Speaker 3: couldn't get to them earlier on on the show, but

1293
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 3: someone takes through, and so definitely not just you fliespray

1294
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 3: doesn't even work anymore. One day, about a month ago,

1295
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 3: I woke up and there was literally fifty flies in

1296
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 3: the house. My missus hats flies pray too, So I

1297
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:49,919
Speaker 3: went to Bunning's got an electric fly swatter and we'd

1298
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:52,520
Speaker 3: full Anakin Skywalker on those younglings. It was a good day.

1299
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:54,440
Speaker 1: Okay, but have you still got flies?

1300
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 3: We've got the electric bat is what my missus calls it.

1301
01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 3: She gets that thing going and then she's wandering through

1302
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:02,560
Speaker 3: the lounge swinging this electric batter around.

1303
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 1: More effective than a fly swat.

1304
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 3: I've never seen a hit one with it.

1305
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, see that's the problem.

1306
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:07,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I think they're quite good if you can trap them.

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Speaker 1: And my experience, flies on a vertical surface easy to get.

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Speaker 1: For some reason, they don't seem to be able to

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Speaker 1: get away. Flies on the floor are the hardest. Flies

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Speaker 1: on a bench easier flies on the ceiling. Flies on

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Speaker 1: the ceiling, Flies on the seal then easier, easier.

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Speaker 3: Weird day, someone else said, haha. I also ordered some

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Speaker 3: of those butings fly traps, hopefully arriving soon. We live

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Speaker 3: on a farm, so there's already lots. Won't put them

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Speaker 3: too close to the house.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's the track. What I'm planning on

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Speaker 1: doing is I'm going to I'm thinking about giving them

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Speaker 1: to my next door neighbors, yes, and saying here you

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Speaker 1: guys go. These things are amazing and unwittingly they are

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Speaker 1: dragging the flies away from my property.

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Speaker 3: Set up the iron dome. Yes it's right, Yeah, all

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Speaker 3: around your property.

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Speaker 1: That's what I need.

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Speaker 2: Instagram at HOWDARKI Breakfast.

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Speaker 4: The Hodarkey Breakfast. Find great tools at the Bunnings Tool

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