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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Simon Barnett and James Daniels Afternoons

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Speaker 1: podcast from News talks'd be.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to drop my daughter in it, she text me,

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Speaker 2: because I must have said it to a couple of

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Speaker 2: hours ago that I was going to and all her

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Speaker 2: friends have obviously listened and texted her and said, your

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Speaker 2: dad's going to bag you. I'm not going to bag

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Speaker 2: Sophie Barnet or Tiawa actually that's her surname now, not Barnett.

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Speaker 2: She ditched me in favor of her husband's name.

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Speaker 3: That's what happens, is a get old. You're no longer

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Speaker 3: the king of the castle.

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Speaker 2: That's correct anyway, So our rubbish day, like all subdivisions.

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Speaker 2: You're in my subdivision, James, you put your rubbish bins

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Speaker 2: out on the Monday or the Tuesday, whatever it is. Now,

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Speaker 2: put your bins out now. I've noticed at my daughter's house.

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Speaker 2: She lives around the corner from me, and I was

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Speaker 2: taking James home from work yesterday, wasn't I.

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Speaker 4: And you have to drive past her house to get

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Speaker 4: to your place and my place.

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Speaker 3: And I notice it all the time. You said it.

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Speaker 3: I noticed it all the time. Here's what you did.

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Speaker 4: We're driving along, you go, Oh, Sophie lives up here.

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Speaker 3: Just buy that red rubbish bin. Oh all out.

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Speaker 2: It's so, she's one of these people that rubbish days.

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Speaker 2: Let's call it Monday and then Thursday the bin's still

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Speaker 2: on the street. And I'm a dad and I'm like embarrassed.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, put your bin away. Hey, she's a big girl.

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Speaker 2: Now she can do what she likes. She can say,

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Speaker 2: get stuffed dead. No, what's your excuse because it's like

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Speaker 2: it's embarrassing.

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Speaker 4: Are you the chief of the homeowners association? And our

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Speaker 4: on the colonel of the cul de sack?

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Speaker 2: I like that on the line is my said daughter,

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Speaker 2: the one that's just really really hello, Sophie, the one.

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Speaker 3: That's just she's always been the black she with the family.

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Speaker 3: She's always let me down.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Sophie, has your father always been this obsessive about

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Speaker 4: bloom and rubbish bins?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Well not just rubbish bins, Jane, I should tell you

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Speaker 5: this is classic my dad. Honestly, this fits his personality

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Speaker 5: to a tea. The fact that he would notice that

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Speaker 5: it's just yeah, speak volumes. You should see him if

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Speaker 5: he comes to my house. I've got two kids under two.

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Speaker 5: He will look around and be like, oh, there's a

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Speaker 5: little bit of plate under that cout he Honestly, this

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Speaker 5: is classic, my dad.

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Speaker 4: And when you come to my house and the kids

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Speaker 4: get their little smeary I don't like that either.

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Speaker 3: Put them all over the table. I wipe this place

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Speaker 3: down before you've even left.

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Speaker 5: I know, I know you're sitting down for a coffee.

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Speaker 5: You're just there's painting the whole time, watching all the

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Speaker 5: some mark there all someone.

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Speaker 3: So you dropped the crumb over here, Mila, exactly here

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Speaker 3: it is. You can no, don't eat that, all right?

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Speaker 3: So look, so I get it, But what's your excuse?

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Speaker 3: Like I do? I notice every week you like it? Like,

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Speaker 3: what's your.

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Speaker 5: Prot That's it. That's my excuse is that the bindet

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Speaker 5: goes out, and my im that the Russh collector has

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Speaker 5: come around and got it. I'm bus early, mate, don't

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Speaker 5: know and all that. And then by the time it's

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Speaker 5: ready for me to go out and bring back in,

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Speaker 5: it's dark and my husband is out at league training,

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Speaker 5: and I frankly am too scared to go out me

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Speaker 5: by myself and.

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Speaker 1: Bring it up.

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Speaker 3: Fair enough, because we live in a terrible suburb were

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Speaker 3: you You're too scared. It's like it's daylight. Really, I mean,

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Speaker 3: it's what are you scared of?

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Speaker 5: It's well, but when I when I well usually when

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Speaker 5: I think to go and bring the bin in right,

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Speaker 5: So I know it's the lame excuse, I know.

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Speaker 3: But it's so built up our subdivision. There's neighbors a

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Speaker 3: meter right and left right behind.

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Speaker 5: I'm aware. You're also aware. I walked out of the

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Speaker 5: cinema and Narnia because I got scared. Personality.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she had to turn off Peter Pan when she

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Speaker 2: was a kid because Captain Hook freaked her out.

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Speaker 5: I do notice that every now and again, when it's

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Speaker 5: been out there for a bit too long, someone does

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Speaker 5: there's a phantom bringer in And I noticed on dri

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Speaker 5: And now I'm for this whole time.

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Speaker 3: I did it twice.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Sophie, the reason we're even talking about this is

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Speaker 4: that Simon gave me a lift home. Your dad gave

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Speaker 4: me a left home yesterday, and we're driving past your place. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: and he goes, Sophie lives up here. Oh, just wear

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Speaker 4: that red binners. Oh god, they always leave their bin out.

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Speaker 5: No great, let's give need permission to go and pick

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Speaker 5: whatever he's got at his house. But fair enough, leave

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Speaker 5: my outside.

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Speaker 3: Just place that fair enough. Hey, just while we're at it,

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Speaker 3: your lawns and need to.

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Speaker 5: Lawn. If you weren't about the fin like, don't come

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Speaker 5: through bect so.

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Speaker 3: I love you with all my heart, Sophie. We've got

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Speaker 3: to text to you.

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Speaker 4: You nice to check guys, Sophie, we've got to text here,

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Speaker 4: says Simon.

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Speaker 3: Don't blame the kids, blame the parents exactly. I like

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Speaker 3: that picture, stupid mum, Love your sweetheart, love you bye. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Ah well, oh boy, I've got all hotts over there.

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Speaker 3: She's the one that got away. She let us down.

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Speaker 3: But there you go.

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Speaker 2: The and the family. The other three are good. I

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Speaker 2: think you can still just gently knock on the door.

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Speaker 2: This is the way to solve it. Oh hey, and

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Speaker 2: those ship been still out? Can I put it away

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Speaker 2: for we? Would that be helpful? That's would you like me?

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Speaker 2: Would you like me to pop it away for you?

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Speaker 2: Pop it away is even nicer? Pop it away? Good

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Speaker 2: luck with that mate.

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