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Speaker 1: For all you med bastards Loving the Big Show podcast

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Speaker 1: For to seven every weekday on radioc yim in and

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Speaker 1: then drama drama before we get into the drama.

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Speaker 2: Did you shave today? Easy? Yesterday?

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Speaker 1: Okay, yesterday? I thought you were going to shave on

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Speaker 1: the tomorrow morning. That was your plan.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna show it tomorrow morning as well? Well, I

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Speaker 3: mean two days later. Yeah, probably you're a smooth today.

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Speaker 2: Easy? Yeah, I don't shave, you know all the way

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Speaker 2: down I.

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Speaker 1: Even I haven't even showered today.

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Speaker 2: You look yeah, we can tell you look like a scarecrow. Yeah, totally. Man.

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Speaker 2: You wait and you see me in shorts, just a

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Speaker 2: motion mesh of clothes at someone's.

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Speaker 1: I got home and things happened. I was meant to

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Speaker 1: have a shower and I just didn't have time.

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Speaker 2: You're not shower since golf?

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Speaker 1: No, I squirted some smelly shit on me, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? Yeah, Mogi magie mate.

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Speaker 2: Okay, fellas, So this week I think it was Monday

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Speaker 2: or Sunday. I woke up with real sore kidneys or

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Speaker 2: left kidney. Yes, and just tried to walk, you know,

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Speaker 2: walk it off, walk it off, you know me easy

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Speaker 2: on my backbone. Yeah, so real, And then it seemed

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Speaker 2: to get better over the course of the day, and

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Speaker 2: then it would be it's a constant ache. But sometimes

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Speaker 2: especially in the morning when you wake up, Oh fuck

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Speaker 2: it now like really sore, but I barely feel I

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Speaker 2: guess because I am as I said, key, you remember

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Speaker 2: a backbone. And so that's been going on all week

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Speaker 2: and I just I got to today and with you know,

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Speaker 2: considering we're going to Fiji tomorrow, and thought, do I

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Speaker 2: really want to be suffering from something severe, a severe

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Speaker 2: health emergency when I'm in Fiji, when I'm in the island.

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Speaker 3: A trip I went on recently. It was a couple

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Speaker 3: of years ago. A woman had a severe health injury

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Speaker 3: whilst in Figi.

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Speaker 2: Somebody died of a stub toe when I was there.

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Speaker 3: She got something in her eye which turned into a

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Speaker 3: severe eye in fiction and then she was took an eye.

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Speaker 3: Not that she didn't get ejaculate in her im you

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Speaker 3: come on, man, you are sick, but yeah, she she

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Speaker 3: had to taken to our IRB boat ride back to

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Speaker 3: the mainland, went to hospital they then had to she

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Speaker 3: was sharing a room with a dead person on one

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Speaker 3: of the gurneys.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: She then had to be flown back to Auckland on

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Speaker 3: the floor exactly. And then she flew back to Auckland

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Speaker 3: and then they could properly look at her eye and

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Speaker 3: they told her that she's going to be blind for

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Speaker 3: like a year and it might not even come right.

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Speaker 3: And that was one of our friends. So you definitely

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Speaker 3: don't want to do anything. Yeah, yeah, well I'm not

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Speaker 3: on the bright side. So anyway, I didn't want to

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Speaker 3: do that. So I went to the doctor today and

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Speaker 3: I just had them. I said, look, I just want

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Speaker 3: to get a blood test in a urine test, just

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Speaker 3: to see where things are at. He could did it there,

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Speaker 3: and then so I said, urine is all tickety booth.

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Speaker 3: There's no concerns and there except that that there are

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Speaker 3: traces of blood, which means you've probably got kidney stones.

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Speaker 3: Kidney stones, so that goes and it's sharp and it

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Speaker 3: cuts the inside of your kidney, which leads to bleeding

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Speaker 3: obviously and shows in your urine.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow. And then now that I've thought about it,

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Speaker 2: that is actually the pain that I'm feeling which is

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Speaker 2: what I had, because you've had it before six years ago.

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Speaker 2: I had it before, and I've just done a little

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Speaker 2: search and whether it's draw or not. But on chet GPT,

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Speaker 2: if you've got polycystic kidney's like I do, apparently you've

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Speaker 2: got more chance of getting kidney stones. So that is

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Speaker 2: good shit. Now, if there's a time you want it,

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Speaker 2: it's right before you go away from ten days to Fiji,

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Speaker 2: because when I tell you the pain of this, of

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Speaker 2: these things, yes, it is absolutely beyond belief. Beyond belief. Now.

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Speaker 2: I when I first I was just telling jose about this.

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Speaker 2: But when I got these the first time, I'd been

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Speaker 2: working myself to the bone, working on paranormal when it

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Speaker 2: was a paranormal all night. Then I come home, Jason

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Speaker 2: and I had done talkback. We were giving notes, so

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Speaker 2: then I'd sleep for about three hours a day. And

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Speaker 2: that was for six weeks. Finally finished. On the last

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Speaker 2: through my beer and I was like, oh the fuck,

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Speaker 2: to see me in pain, because she'd never seen that before,

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Speaker 2: because you're a backbone, because I'm a fucking backbone. Yeah. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: I just thought it'll pass. And then I got to

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Speaker 2: the point I was like, ah, fuck, they're going to

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Speaker 2: have to go to the hospital. So grabs that. She

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Speaker 2: goes do you want to get an ambulance? I was like, nah,

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Speaker 2: an ambulance are more good. So we jumped in the

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Speaker 2: me a fucking ambulance man, which is out the gate. Yes,

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Speaker 2: Then they on the phone to the ambulance. By the

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Speaker 2: time they eventually I said, you don't need an ambulance.

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Speaker 2: You need to be dead before you can get an

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Speaker 2: ambulance of Wellington, So that was good. Went there, put

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Speaker 2: me on a morphine drip, which was amazing, Yes, fucking amazing,

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Speaker 2: and then normally you pass it really quickly, but I

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Speaker 2: next morning it had gone and then had come back.

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Speaker 2: Later that day. They put me back on the morphine drip.

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Speaker 2: It didn't touch the sides. So a class opiate de

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Speaker 2: minuscule edge off the pane. You should have got an epigurial, man,

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Speaker 2: I should have got my head chopped off, I remember.

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Speaker 2: But get the filled spine.

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Speaker 1: M I remember one of our teachers at our school

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Speaker 1: had them, and he was a really mild man of do,

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Speaker 1: and he said when he was talking about them afterwards,

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Speaker 1: it was fucking agony. Yeah, because you've got to imagine

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Speaker 1: like a stony crystal lea kind of little blob. They're

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Speaker 1: just going through the veins, and that.

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Speaker 2: The problem is ultimately it's in the kidneys and so

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Speaker 2: it's trying to get out, but it's making its way

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Speaker 2: into your urethra, which is in your penis coming and

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Speaker 2: you've got to pass it out. So it's going up,

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Speaker 2: you know, down your fucking piss hole and scratching the

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Speaker 2: fuck out of your urethroat. So sometimes they can bet.

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Speaker 2: Also sometimes they can be so big, and they can

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Speaker 2: tell this from a scan that they have to laser

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Speaker 2: them in your body because they will not make it

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Speaker 2: so it will not make its way. Sorry. So what

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Speaker 2: I was trying to do today was get a scan

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Speaker 2: an ultrasound to find out if I've got them and

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Speaker 2: also what size they are. But I couldn't get them

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Speaker 2: because they're full up because the time is what is

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Speaker 2: it recording for you? So I couldn't get in there.

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Speaker 2: So I'm just going to Fiji and hopefu. Yeah, the whole.

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Speaker 1: Apparently, if you when you pass them, if you put

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Speaker 1: a little ciev there. I was just thinking, when you

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Speaker 1: capture the barcards, they are worth a bomb and they

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Speaker 1: make like rings and shot out. U.

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Speaker 2: No, that's right. Now. Listen to this. A study comparing

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Speaker 2: renal colock, which is the pain from a kidney stone

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Speaker 2: kezy versus childbirth. Yeah, because I've heard that this is

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Speaker 2: the same as childbirth, found that among women who had

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Speaker 2: experienced both childbirth and kidney stones, sixty three percent said

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Speaker 2: that kidney stone pain was worse than childbirth, and sixteen

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Speaker 2: percent said the two were similar. So you're talking about

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Speaker 2: four out of five people say it's as bad or

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Speaker 2: worse than childbirth.

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Speaker 1: Would I would imagine, and you know, because I don't

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Speaker 1: but that childbirth would be a kind of generic, wavy,

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Speaker 1: generic throbbing pain, whereas your kidney stone would be a weary, sharp,

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Speaker 1: gnarly specific pain.

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Speaker 2: The other thing is that you know when child birth

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Speaker 2: is over because you've got a baby, yes, but you

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Speaker 2: don't really know when when you're at no point knew

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Speaker 3: Can you start personing into a sieve? And now that

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Speaker 3: rings a belly? I think that's what I did.

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Speaker 2: So every time I went for a purse, I had

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Speaker 2: to pers into a sieve so they could tell her

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Speaker 2: if I passed it or not. That's good. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: a good idea. The colander has probably got too big

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Speaker 2: a hole in it someone's hand. Yeah, I'll catch it.

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Speaker 2: I'll catch it.

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Speaker 3: Can you person into a sieve and then once you're

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Speaker 3: done with it, like take the little thing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: And did you just hide it in one of Jason's

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Speaker 3: salt grinders?

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Speaker 2: Just not tell them? And it's uric ur after a year.

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Speaker 3: But like, hey, Jason, you've been having plenty of salt

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Speaker 3: lately and yeah, why yeah, I.

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Speaker 2: Guess what that was my?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because because I carry around and have with me

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Speaker 2: A salt shaker, do you that's Christmas?

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Speaker 3: My pop used to do that, really, salt and pepper

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Speaker 3: or anywhere, because he's from that that generation no longer

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Speaker 3: with us, but he's from the generation where all.

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Speaker 2: They ate was just like boiled meat.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's so like when pepper and salt came out,

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Speaker 3: it was like you fucking put heaps of it on. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: but that's that sucks smoking man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not great, man. It rob be great. Was

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Speaker 2: if I had it happen after I got back, Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 3: But after the ten days, it reminded me of when

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Speaker 3: we were going to Hoodie J's batch and then you

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Speaker 3: got sick the day before. I mean obviously it was

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Speaker 3: double booked and we had a ship time.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean I won. You won, definitely, you

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Speaker 2: won on that occasion, man. But it reminds me of that,

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Speaker 2: and it's a damn shame. I mean, I'll be honest

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Speaker 2: with you. The pain isn't so bad that I can't

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Speaker 2: drink through it. I was gonna say very clear about that.

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Speaker 2: Drink through it, yeah, will be well.

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Speaker 1: I imagine the alcohol will dissipate it.

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Speaker 2: We'll make it worse. We're going to find out one

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Speaker 2: way or the other. But yeah, I guess the longest

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Speaker 2: it can go for a couple of days. But what

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Speaker 2: I am worried about is golf. So I think I'm

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Speaker 2: probably just going to drive. I don't want to make it.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to exacerbate it. Expeedy eight.

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Speaker 3: Right, So that'll be interesting because that means is three

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Speaker 3: and two.

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Speaker 2: I'll still be I'll be out. Okay, I'll drive. I'm

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Speaker 2: assuming we've got buggies. No, we definitely will you. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so I'll be I'll be involved with that for sure. Yeah, okay, cool.

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Speaker 2: But also I'm almost tempted to just go hard and

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Speaker 2: then just have it happen and it'll be done in

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Speaker 2: a couple of days, you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely still take the club, see how it goes.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, oh.

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Speaker 1: Wow, might put your pudding off a little bit though,

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Speaker 1: if you're passing a kidney stone, you've got Jason.

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Speaker 2: Padding. I hate it.

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