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Speaker 1: So I've been asking around because we when we arrived

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Speaker 1: They were light five or six young people and in

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Speaker 3: Well, you haven't actually asked anybody. You've gone around and

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Speaker 1: When I asked Parks, he didn't give me an answer.

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Speaker 3: All these young people. You didn't say who are all these.

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Speaker 1: Because if there's one thing I can't abide, it's fucking

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Speaker 4: You like fucking old people. Yeah a j So then

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Speaker 3: It was nothing against you, Alex. Yeah, I know it's

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Speaker 2: Didn't do well. He was annoying me. Good day, though, Jasaw,

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Speaker 3: Hey, CAZy, you came in here scoffing down some mcdee's brother.

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Speaker 2: What's going on? Fucking ram in your face like grimace

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Speaker 1: And I tell you what, actually, it is quite fascinating.

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: Looking forward to our golf tomorrow, Keezy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I am.

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Speaker 4: Actually I'm a bit guarded. We're only playing nine, but

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Speaker 4: I might still play eighteen anyway.

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Speaker 1: Bought some new golf shoes today, making oh chross, did you.

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Speaker 2: I do need them?

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Speaker 1: Terrible sneak is slipping all over the place. I'll talk

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Speaker 2: hit the ball quite a bit. Yeah, slides. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got a massive thrust.

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Speaker 1: I've got a wicked thrust.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because it wasn't called hoodie J back in the day.

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Speaker 1: Of course, it's always a telltale sign.

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Speaker 2: Hey it was Bosom Thrust, Yeah it was. I listened

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Speaker 2: to the Hurd. You've been show full seven every single weekday.

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Speaker 2: It is just so great. All right, it's really good.

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Speaker 2: It's not ready Hurd