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Speaker 1: The z M Podcast Network, Fleas and Haley's little bit

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Speaker 1: of pod. Treat yourself to mcafe coffee with my Maca's rewards.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to a little bit of pod. But doing a

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Speaker 2: bit of a project and shit at the moment. But

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Speaker 2: a building, yeah right, but the outside rooms getting it

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Speaker 2: is yeah, and we needed a third set of hands. Yep,

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Speaker 2: So Shad I got called onto the building site. How is?

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Speaker 2: How is because I look at this as the place

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Speaker 2: where Haley and I can stay when we come around

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Speaker 2: and finally get invited to use your Paul and spas working.

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Speaker 2: I forgot, I turned it off. I forget, no, and

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Speaker 2: so it hadn't been working.

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Speaker 3: To mention it, he would not have brought it up

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Speaker 3: if you.

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Speaker 2: Hadn't observed the heating thing, the heating things on the frets.

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Speaker 2: But it's been off for months, and I turned it

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Speaker 2: on yesterday. I just been like, I wonder if this

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Speaker 2: is working it because you know, daylight savings light and

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Speaker 2: nights might be nice time for a.

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Speaker 3: Spar would be it might be.

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Speaker 2: And it flicked on and it started heating, but then

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Speaker 2: I completely forgot and went to bed, But it worked right,

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Speaker 2: and then it was on a time I sid it'll

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Speaker 2: turn it soult off, wonderful, it'll go again.

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Speaker 1: Because I actually put up something on my little reno

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Speaker 1: page on the weekend asking for spa recommendations because I

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Speaker 1: love to get a spar recommendation and bullshit that.

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Speaker 2: Was fishing for a freebee. She was fishing for a

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Speaker 2: free just fishing for a free leave me out us

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Speaker 2: because you tag me?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I unless I remember I've got famous friends.

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Speaker 2: And they're like, oh yeah, and we'll give him a

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Speaker 2: new heat pump to heat up the water because mine

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Speaker 2: is in a spar like a one stop shop spa.

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Speaker 2: It's it's heated out by a different thing. But absolute

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Speaker 2: first word problems here.

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Speaker 1: This is such a problem me trying to get a

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Speaker 1: free spar poo. Yeah, but I tagged Vaughn saying that warmo.

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Speaker 1: Let us use this because one night I got too

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Speaker 1: drunken and then I pissed on his fence and then

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Speaker 1: so many people messaged me saying, oh my god, he

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Speaker 1: needs to grow the hell up.

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Speaker 3: He needs to grow up, and what's a little piss

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Speaker 3: between friends?

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Speaker 2: The piston was one thing. It was the two am

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Speaker 2: sing alongs. It was the fucking all the wine got drunk.

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Speaker 2: It was the Hey guys, can you shut the fuck up?

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Speaker 2: No one listened. We've literally never been back, absolutely fucking not.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, so you've got to sparkle youruffles.

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Speaker 2: Sparble maybe working maybe, but I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 2: it doesn't feel like it.

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Speaker 3: My body ache them for us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw yes to that, so I turned on.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe I completely forgot, but yes, of the buildings.

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Speaker 2: We've been doing some building and I said, Shad, are

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Speaker 2: you gonna need to come out and how? And she

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Speaker 2: turns out there and crocs. I'm like, you're on a

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Speaker 2: building site. Love, Yeah, chuck on your work. They won't

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Speaker 2: like work safe, don't like those put her work boots on.

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Speaker 2: But like just like that sort of band are like

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Speaker 2: where you're like, you got that and it's not really

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Speaker 2: a question. It's like the carrying something because I'm about

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Speaker 2: to let it go. Got that it's happening. So I

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Speaker 2: let it go. And she was like and then we

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Speaker 2: were calling her the useless apprentice and we're going to

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Speaker 2: dock her pay and you send her out for some

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Speaker 2: striped paint. Yeah, left ended screwdriver, et cetera.

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Speaker 3: Et cetera.

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Speaker 2: But she just was she didn't like at the end

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Speaker 2: of the day, she said, you were actually a bit

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Speaker 2: mean to me.

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Speaker 3: I've been I've been the other person before when you're like, hey,

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Speaker 3: it's bloody, a little bit of a ribbon. Yeah, and

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Speaker 3: then Aaron's been like Jesus Christ, you know, brucial. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was just like on the building site, now, yeah,

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Speaker 2: we let each other ship. Yeah, can you passing that hammer?

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Speaker 2: You know what that looks like? Don't you know that

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Speaker 2: sort of thing?

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Speaker 3: But what does it look like?

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Speaker 2: The hammer? Yeah, it's got a hard end and a

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Speaker 2: hooked in like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh you mean do you know I thought you

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Speaker 1: passes that hammer? And she'd be like, oh, I thought

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Speaker 1: you were doing a penis reference.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, But it was more like you wouldn't know

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Speaker 2: what one looks like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, passes the hammer, Hey what does that look like?

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Speaker 3: And I was like, you need to get junk. Click.

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Speaker 2: There's no sexual harassment at this grip place. That's really nice,

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Speaker 2: just bullying and lot of bullying. Him became the hierarchy.

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Speaker 2: Bullying absolutely in place. But we're very you know, nothing

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Speaker 2: gender related, okay, we're very right, okay, And she won't

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Speaker 2: come back to the building site now, or you just

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Speaker 2: have to be a nicer. Well, I don't think we've

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Speaker 2: done whatever required the third set of hands size. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: she's not welcome back.

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Speaker 3: Useless useless cow.

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Speaker 2: Useless.

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Speaker 3: So my mum used to always say useless cow. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: My mom loves the word cow. Who too, bloody cow?

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Speaker 3: Just anyone?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Oh, for god, say that woman. She's a useless bloody.

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Speaker 2: My mum wasn't afraid to check a toss her out there,

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Speaker 2: but that was probably as bad as her swear we's

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Speaker 2: ever got about anybody.

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Speaker 3: My mom loves fuck knuckle fuck nucky.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: In the car, She's always like, God, I've been her

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Speaker 1: own rage fuck knuckle.

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Speaker 2: Roasting Sharnda the other day for saying funker duck. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: she said up, and it was just so good. I

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Speaker 2: love when, like I'm just about to chime in and

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Speaker 2: start rocking her up and then the kids start and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, here we go that on board three

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Speaker 2: on one. Yeah, yeah, good roasting fucker duck. Yeah you

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Speaker 2: did say that that, So that was the origin of that,

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Speaker 2: because you would never fuck a duck. It was just

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Speaker 2: the rhyming.

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Speaker 3: I think it just rhyme.

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Speaker 2: Whose sounds? Yeah? Who parney slang? You know how heaps

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Speaker 2: of cockney slangs? Yeah? Well, so I love that you're

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Speaker 2: now gurgling on the work wife. Another duck? Another it warning?

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Speaker 2: Where is the In the late seventeen hundreds, a duck

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Speaker 2: fucker was apparently an actual job. The purson is a

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Speaker 2: charge of taking care of poultry on warships, and the

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Speaker 2: terms likely originated as a bit of teasing amongst ship.

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Speaker 3: If you don't anything these days, it's just bands.

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Speaker 2: What does a duck fucker do on a boat though?

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Speaker 2: Taking care of the poultry? Do you think they had

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Speaker 2: to make the owner because they would have been looking

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Speaker 2: up from so you're actually fucking them. You're always down

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Speaker 2: there with the ducks.

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Speaker 3: Where's the bloody duck?

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Speaker 2: Why didn't they have chickens? Chicken fucker? Actually that does

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Speaker 2: roll off the tongue pretty well. But were they eating

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Speaker 2: the ducks? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: But how nice is duk ducks?

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Speaker 2: Young?

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Speaker 3: Hopefully we've got enough hoiston on board.

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Speaker 2: I was on a seventeen hundred's ship. I'd rather have

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Speaker 2: a peaking, dark hoiston than a.

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Speaker 3: Then just a dry ass chicken.

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Speaker 2: A chicken, sir, would you imagine be a chicken stir.

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Speaker 3: Right because it's the easiest way to make food.

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Speaker 1: And bok no man duck pancake on this old boat

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Speaker 1: whipping up some thin creepy pancakes, down some cucumber and

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Speaker 1: Carrie seventeen hundreds.

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Speaker 2: We're still in sail ships, aren't we. Yeah. I Mentionine

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Speaker 2: that you're just you know, packing away the front sail. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh he's bloody going and done it again.

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Speaker 1: That boy said hiking Chinese fire spikes spelled the baby.

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Speaker 3: Pop your head down there, head a lock. Has he

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Speaker 3: got to hang it out.

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Speaker 2: He's got the hard play that the bacakes.

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Speaker 1: My