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Speaker 1: Fleehorn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Christmas Caltoel Special.

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Speaker 1: The Live Show and our Big Pood is back on Monday,

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Speaker 1: the nineteenth of January after our holidays.

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Speaker 3: Yeap and we are Jesus.

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Speaker 2: He's trying the king up because he doesn't want to

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Speaker 2: have to come back to it.

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Speaker 3: Patrick has what episode is this.

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Speaker 4: Twenty three? Where will we will be?

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Speaker 5: Right now?

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Speaker 4: You know when they're.

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Speaker 3: Listening to It's a week to go on holidays.

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Speaker 4: I say that like we're all going somewhere exciting Auckland.

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Speaker 2: I think I'll be at the Mount, I'll be at home.

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Speaker 3: I think I'm at Mount Old. Are you going to

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Speaker 3: be giving it way to night?

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Speaker 2: Man on these fucking ghosts?

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Speaker 3: The man these coasts.

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Speaker 5: Patrick sees Merry Christmas and I am an amazing supportive

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Speaker 5: fiance Jam Jam and do you flesh Onorn and Haley

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Speaker 5: in the produces longtime listen the first time podcasts. Shout

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Speaker 5: Out Christmas, Shout out out Lovely. We moved to Melbourne

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Speaker 5: eighteen months ago. My partner has been amazing this year.

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Speaker 5: When I unexpectedly became un employed due to banks cut

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Speaker 5: cost cutting after record profits, he had to cover all

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Speaker 5: the bills, including our crippling mortgage, and supporting me in

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Speaker 5: a job hunt emotionally and trying to do whatever he

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Speaker 5: could to be there. When I called him crying, it

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Speaker 5: felt at the end of the world and it was

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Speaker 5: a huge shot. I couldn't have made it through this

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Speaker 5: tough year without you. He's have loved Jean, and I

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Speaker 5: am so proud of you and everything you've accomplished in

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Speaker 5: your life. You started in a foreign country in New

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Speaker 5: Zealand at fifteen, not speaking English and have become a

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Speaker 5: fully qualified doctor of hematology.

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Speaker 3: That's the blood.

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Speaker 2: Bombhole, No, that's the blood because of hemorrhoids.

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Speaker 3: Unrelated horn. I love you so much.

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Speaker 5: Highlight of the year was getting to explore Melbourne with

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Speaker 5: my partner and also getting a new role a month

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Speaker 5: after I lost my last one.

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Speaker 3: Is that bumhole?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, jes This moment of the year when I said,

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Speaker 5: on my new role as an assurance manager, I learned

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Speaker 5: it one of my are you.

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Speaker 3: Not insurance as ass urine No.

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Speaker 1: So you're in a workplace and you're like, well, I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I can do this and you can ye, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course reassure you.

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Speaker 5: I learned that one of my team members was leaving

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Speaker 5: the company due to an incident of Missonda.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's a juice story.

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Speaker 5: I went, providing all the details here and exposing who

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Speaker 5: I am sorry about that.

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Speaker 4: We love juice and we're so good with secrets.

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Speaker 3: We'll never say anything reincarnation. It's a cat like tat.

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Speaker 3: Cats have the best life.

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Speaker 5: If I could just sleep, eat and play all day

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Speaker 5: without worrying about bills, that'd be.

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Speaker 3: Nice, lovely Sarah.

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Speaker 5: Well, thanks Patrick, h Sarah, Merry Christmas to my husband

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Speaker 5: Lee and kids Piper and Carter.

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Speaker 3: We'll be listening to your Christmas specials while at the beach.

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Speaker 5: I know they shouldn't be listening because it's not always

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Speaker 5: age appropriate, but un less I can blame someone else

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Speaker 5: when crazy shit comes out of their mouth.

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Speaker 1: You can't.

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Speaker 4: We can't be having kids here. I'm sorry. Off your

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Speaker 4: toshl off your go.

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Speaker 1: I feel terrible about saying bumhole just to.

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Speaker 3: Bumhole as well.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry you're gonna have to explain what a bumhole is?

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Speaker 3: How am I slice to explain the Twilight of the Year.

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Speaker 5: When my cat, which I rescued from a breeder, return

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Speaker 5: home after four years we had replaced him with another cat,

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Speaker 5: which we had dropped from Nine Lives. Awfu O. My

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Speaker 5: husband wouldn't let me spend lots of money on another

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Speaker 3: Jokes on him.

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Speaker 4: We have to love nine Lives orphanage.

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Speaker 1: It's how to get two cats if your partner won't

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Speaker 1: let you get a second one. You give your cat

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Speaker 1: to a friend to hang on to for two weeks,

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Speaker 1: cry for the first week, and then be like, I

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Speaker 1: think the only one I'm going to get over this

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Speaker 1: is a new cat, and give the new one. Go

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Speaker 1: pack up your other cat. Oh my god, we've got

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Speaker 1: two cats. Now, that's toxic reincarnation choice.

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Speaker 5: I'd come back as a kid to do because they'revoluptuous,

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Speaker 5: good looking, and all they do is hang out getting

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Speaker 5: drunk on berries and when they fall out of trees.

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Speaker 2: People thinks it's good cute.

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Speaker 3: That's not the first kid to do either.

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Speaker 4: No, we have quite a few kid to do.

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Speaker 2: But have we got someone coming for the dolphin? We

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Speaker 2: might have a dolphin? Dolphins? What's when it's in third place?

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Speaker 4: It's been cats, dogs, pandas.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, maybe pandas is. We had a late seal

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Speaker 2: and a whale. No, but that's not We've had two whales.

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Speaker 5: Merry Christmas, team, says Chelsea from London. First off, thank

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Speaker 5: you for me my connections New Zealand wile living in London.

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Speaker 5: I truly love having you in my ears. Every day

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Speaker 5: I want to shout out my little brother wienas.

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Speaker 2: A molden like wea and he was like, no, it's

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Speaker 5: Brother one could ask for. You've truly made my time

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Speaker 5: in London better. I love being able.

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Speaker 3: To travel with you.

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Speaker 2: A sibling that gets on with your other sibling.

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Speaker 3: Don't understand that's me.

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Speaker 4: I know you guys, it's unique to you.

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Speaker 3: But close to my sister this year.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's nice.

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Speaker 1: You're not going to go see her at Christmas and

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Speaker 1: kiss her on the mouth. Weird she kisses her brother

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Speaker 1: on the mouth and the family yeah, she said.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. My sister said to me that day when she

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Speaker 3: was leaving, I'll give us a cuddle.

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Speaker 2: I was like, I made a noise because they have

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Speaker 4: We are a mouth kissing family and now my parents

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Speaker 4: live with me. This mouth castles left front scence.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you don't see whatever every day in mouthcass.

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Speaker 1: We do, and you wonder why you've got a bloody

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Speaker 1: staff and fish.

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Speaker 4: Just spread and staff everywhere.

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Speaker 5: Highlight of you were spending four days at a villa

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Speaker 5: and Tuscany for a wedding, continuously drinking Italian wine in

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Speaker 1: Poor thing's I think that's where all get married Italy.

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Speaker 4: You're getting married, are yeah, yeah, Italy A nice idea.

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Speaker 1: I just have a multro means will just have a

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Speaker 1: party with all the gaggle sounds lovely.

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Speaker 5: Reincarnation choice a dog, preferably a small cute one. I

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Speaker 5: want their level of attention and love that small dogs

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Speaker 3: Ruth's next from Hawkland. If your h party keep me

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Speaker 3: saying through a terrible year, Oh welcome, we are welcome.

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Speaker 5: Bless you all for laughing at Lara. I want to

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Speaker 5: shout out my two overseas sisters. We will listen to

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Speaker 5: the podcast from New Zealand Australia in the UK. Eve

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Speaker 5: and Bex, I can't mention life without you, Hoio. You're

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Speaker 5: going to Australia to meet my sister Bex's baby and

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Speaker 5: flying to London to surprise my twin.

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Speaker 3: As I'm writing this, she still doesn't know one surprise

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Speaker 3: reincarnation choice sloth.

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Speaker 1: What yelths, Oh my god, and you get to live

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Speaker 1: in somewhere nice like Costa Rica.

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Speaker 4: But menga faces Yeah looks ugly. Yeah yeah, there's like

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Speaker 4: long Yeah, they're all out of proportion, like tiny hairs always.

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Speaker 2: Sloths are the skinny bookers.

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Speaker 5: There's long, skinny arms and thats Meghan says, Merry Christmas

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Speaker 5: to my favorite radio show. She is from Canada, A

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Speaker 5: long time listen the first time Christmas wisher.

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Speaker 3: Oh that was on the plate.

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Speaker 5: Thank god twenty twenty five is over, and may our

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Speaker 5: twenty twenty six be a little bit lighter. Getting to

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Speaker 5: go back to school for office admin health services. Our

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Speaker 5: health care system is important and these people, but I

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Speaker 5: also don't do needles. Reincarnation choice specifically one of those

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Speaker 5: dogs of a physiotherapist and a university prefers her husband

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Speaker 5: that my grandma used to clean for when I was

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Speaker 5: a kid.

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Speaker 3: Oh, all live in the dreamt Wow. Wow, it's very

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Speaker 3: very specific.

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Speaker 5: All right, next time we go to Auckland, we go

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Speaker 5: to the beautiful Denver, Colorado, oh, and Ontario