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Speaker 1: Fleash Worn and Hailey's Christmas Cocktails Special. Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: Christmas Cocktail Special, the live show on the Big Pot

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Speaker 1: of back on Monday, the nineteenth of Jam. We've just

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Speaker 1: had hey, just had a run to the liquor store

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Speaker 1: quite stock up below the apartment.

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Speaker 2: We're out of the Emperor Spirits because the proccos is low.

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Speaker 1: Yes, where are we hitting next? We've got a free

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Speaker 1: made limoncello from the liquor store, and then we've got

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Speaker 1: some pre made tequilas and we've got a bottle of vodka.

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Speaker 1: So onwards and upwards. Yes, I am on. I've just

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Speaker 1: made it no ways before and I couldn't hear anything

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Speaker 1: of you.

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Speaker 2: Know what it is. It's doing that thing where whoever's

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Speaker 2: leading the most is louder, because if you started talking now,

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Speaker 2: you are.

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Speaker 1: Quite right right, gotcha? Okay, We're going to Airly Beach,

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Speaker 1: which is in Australia. I just looked it up. This

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Speaker 1: looks bloody lovely. It's a coastal town in Queensland, Australia,

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Speaker 1: with a popular gateway to the Wit Sundays and the

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Speaker 1: Grape Barrier room full of boomers. They love the Northern

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Speaker 1: queens saying no they they love it. Well that's where

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Speaker 1: term les hey fowlers. Not sure how many cocktails you'll

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Speaker 1: be down by it now, but I want to say

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Speaker 1: a huge thanks for keeping your company while I work

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Speaker 1: on Hamilton Island. I'm actually just having a water and

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Listen to how hard it is

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Speaker 1: to suck Flitcher's tapwater up tube up here we go

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Speaker 1: every year. There's nothing wrong with my temple.

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Speaker 2: Get passed a noodle.

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Speaker 1: It's like drinking sunscreen. Ah, it is do even me

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Speaker 1: helps listening to a podcast while I'm standing the undersides

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Speaker 1: of yachts in the boatyard next to the harbor. Longtime listener,

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Speaker 1: first time submitters speak, shout out to my fiance Bridge Bridge.

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Speaker 2: The missus are so loved up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. As we come to the end of our year

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Speaker 1: here in Early Beach and soon move back to Blendham

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Speaker 1: to start the next chapter, it's been a huge round

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Speaker 1: for us and the best we've had in years. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: gets silly and merry Christmas. Highlight of the year getting

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Speaker 1: engaged on what Haven Beach? White Haven Beach, we Haven

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Speaker 1: White Yeah, juicy this moment of the year coat drinking

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Speaker 1: copious amounts of ciggies. Sorry, smoke smoking Kobe's amounts of

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Speaker 1: ciggies while drinking aparol spirits in Italy on a europe summer.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, remember I brought home those delicious thin

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Speaker 2: French cigarettes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was telling Haley my Russian friend had a

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Speaker 1: Russian cigarette. Yes, he said that he'll share it with you.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm still on my cigarettes that were five dollars

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Speaker 2: a pack at the moment, many years all.

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Speaker 1: Hell, yeah, I hate when you smoke. I know you

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Speaker 1: only even do it like once in a blue moon

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Speaker 1: when you're drinking.

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Speaker 2: I know, and I love it.

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Speaker 1: What's the Russian cigarette? I showed Hailey the photo. It's

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Speaker 1: this red one and it looks like something a female

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Speaker 1: spy in a movie would smoke.

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Speaker 2: It's cinnamony.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well cheery, No, it's cheery, cheery, cheery, that's right,

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Speaker 1: cheery flavored. Smart. Be a cat for sure being worse

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Speaker 1: worship for being an asshole. Yes please. Gemma is in

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Speaker 1: Duneda and she said, f h and producers, first time

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Speaker 1: submit a longtime listener. Your Sharan podcast will keep me

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Speaker 1: saying during maternity leave my son and I appreciate you

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Speaker 1: all and hope you have the best. Mary Krizzler highlight

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Speaker 1: of the year is having our first baby after two miscarriages.

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Speaker 1: We named him Seth short for Seth and fitter me. Amazing,

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Speaker 1: my god, Juiciest moment of the year my boyfriend tea

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Speaker 1: bagged me for the first time. And what going on?

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Speaker 1: I told you at the start of this day that

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter how big someone is. Everyone's the same

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Speaker 1: signs when they're tea bagging.

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Speaker 2: Is exactly what you see, all the same height when

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Speaker 2: getting tea bagged.

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Speaker 1: Wow, good fun? Was putting the balls on the face

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Speaker 1: to tea bag? A man, what's on? It's on the

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Speaker 1: eyes right, yea, the testicles sit in the eyes. Is

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Speaker 1: looking at us like she's never heard of tea bagging.

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Speaker 2: You thought it was in the mouth? No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: that's just balls on the mouth.

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Speaker 1: If you were to dunk the bulls in the mouth,

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Speaker 1: bulls with a tea bag. Can we just have a

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Speaker 1: Hayley if you may on your work plan or my WiFi,

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Speaker 1: google the Urban Dictionary tea bag because I was always

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Speaker 1: said it was on the eyes when I thought it

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Speaker 2: Like you put it on there, you squat down over them,

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Speaker 2: and you dunk them on the eyes. Urban dictionary.

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Speaker 1: Tea bagging was always in video games if you killed

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Speaker 1: someone and win that part where they were watching their

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Speaker 1: dead body before they were bounce up down in them a.

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Speaker 2: Tea bag Urban dictionary, okay, okay. Tea bagging or urban

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Speaker 2: dictionary is a slang term for the sexual act of

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Speaker 2: putting one testicles in another person's mouth, on their face

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Speaker 2: or forehead. It can also be used as a non

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Speaker 2: sexual term for a playful or comedic act of a

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Speaker 2: similar motion. Because I used to love to drop a

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Speaker 1: Because we're all about consent here, so please have your

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Speaker 1: friends consent before you put your tea.

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Speaker 2: Always ask, may I please ta bag you ye.

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Speaker 1: Some stage in the future, if you're asleep, would it

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Speaker 1: be okay f I t bag sign off? Yeah, just

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Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of like dipping a tea bag in an

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Speaker 1: Well, Jim and Dannan is getting tea bag pretty hard

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Speaker 1: and loves it. Reincarnation choice will be a bird so

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Speaker 1: I can shoot on every person who's ever pissed me

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Speaker 1: off tea bag. Yeah, Jill is in Scotland and says

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Speaker 1: shout out to the international podfamt every day makes me

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Speaker 1: laugh every time you guys attempt to scott a shark said,

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Speaker 1: he shut up? Okay, it's one of my favorite TV

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Speaker 1: shows this year was the Scottish show fuck what was

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Speaker 1: it called? Detective Cat and you don't you can play

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Speaker 1: on a book Help Help, Help the Bible. I didn't

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Speaker 1: know the people Scottish I Netflix, Jesus, the cross up,

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Speaker 1: the parmin cue. It's it's incredible. Yeah, really good. August

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Speaker 1: has been bench that it was bad. You lost? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: have been benched. Okay, So IMDb eight point two out

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Speaker 1: Sorry about the Russian the New Zealand Public broadcast thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Well, let's go back to Jill because she's got some

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Speaker 1: News siglight of their finishing chemotherapy and officially being cancer

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Speaker 1: fron Oh yeah, yes, fantastic. Oh that was that really

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Speaker 2: Sorry, no, well I'll take pause.

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Speaker 1: you've done that to it. You pretty brought it back.

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Speaker 1: Answer there. Yeah's this moment of the year. I haven't

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Speaker 2: Though, God your mask. Go to an open market bar

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Speaker 2: that no one goes to and just do it. What's

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Speaker 2: But then they won't understand you.

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Speaker 1: Then you've lost on there on open mic and they

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Speaker 2: Can hide it when you're pair of live the guys

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Speaker 1: Like, fuck, I bombed, I really bombed. Yeah, I'd be

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Speaker 1: reencountered as a fly I'm nosy and I love the

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Speaker 1: can a black flag and take you down and see

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Speaker 1: if the smart more Josie is from Chile. Oh I

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Speaker 1: currently write in this from book on a town in

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Speaker 1: Chile after quitting my job and spend in the last

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Speaker 1: few months in South America traveling. Listen to the podcast

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Speaker 1: in the Wildest Places lakeside in the Andes and a

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Speaker 1: Colombian jungle and on a bust of much a picture.

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Speaker 1: How is Columbia, Golne. Yeah, I'd love to your cases.

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Speaker 1: I want for your baby, for your baby, I'd love

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Speaker 1: to share my parents and and Ian. It will be

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Speaker 1: taking on a thirty year unemployed daughter for Christmas and

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Speaker 1: my boyfriend James are putting up a long distance. Are

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Speaker 1: you telling me you went to Colombia and didn't fuck

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Speaker 1: any hot Colombians?

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Speaker 2: That so it must have be an arrangement in place.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes there's a contract. I want to go and.

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Speaker 2: Give everybody gises for your baby.

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Speaker 1: My baby baby. Highlight of year is putting my job

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Speaker 1: in London and going traveling around South America. I ran

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Speaker 1: sunnle down, go mysterious outings and er I wanted to

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Speaker 1: return for a bowl of food and unlimited human snuggles.

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Speaker 1: M you will snuggles baby.

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Speaker 2: I'll give your keyses and snuggles, but I can't.

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Speaker 1: I gotta go to work. Your boyfriend London.

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Speaker 2: I want to come and give your kisses. I gotta work.

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Speaker 2: I see you later.

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Speaker 1: Lauren is from Bristol, Bristol, Bristol. Happy holidays to the team.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for bringing a touch of home to my ears

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Speaker 1: while living in the UK. Shout out to my friend

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Speaker 1: and fellow key in the UK, Naomi. Love to chat

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Speaker 1: all things FBH with you. You seeing amazing shows on

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Speaker 1: the West End in London and in Edinburgh Fringe jealous

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Speaker 1: alone with going to Chapel Rooms Edinburgh Concerts. Oh, that

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Speaker 1: would have been amazing. We're excited for Lameway, aren't we?

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Speaker 2: I forgot how exciting for.

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Speaker 1: Baby Chapel Baby reincarnation. Choice will be a panda eat

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Speaker 1: and sleep all day. That's the dream Sick and Panda. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: actually that they're doing well.

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Speaker 2: There have you seen pandas when they fall over and

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Speaker 2: they roll and they have no soulf control.

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Speaker 1: Completely out of control. See you next time. We've got

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Speaker 1: to Tampa, Florida. Wherever mattloves Sheffield has placed in his

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Speaker 1: name is literally right there. I thought of mister Sheffield,

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Speaker 1: almost mister Sheffield,