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Speaker 1: From the zendim podcast network.

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Speaker 2: This is fle Haley's Big pod.

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Speaker 1: Thanks to animes making happy happen for pits. Good morning,

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, Fleet, Fawn and Hailey. Mine is

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Speaker 1: Haley today, who is getting an annual colonoscope. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: important to do.

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Speaker 3: It's very important to do.

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Speaker 1: So a lot of people get the polyps. Yeah, ye,

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Speaker 1: get a check up. It's uh yeah, they put it,

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Speaker 1: you drink some stuff, you poo until it's clear, which

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Speaker 1: is a wild thing to say, and then they pop

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Speaker 1: a camera at your JACKSI all the way out the

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Speaker 1: latest go pro but yeah, it's a go Pro black

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Speaker 1: you know, adventure and they put it on fishy yep,

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Speaker 1: super wide and then it goes up there and they

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Speaker 1: check for like little polyps and growths and their normal

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Speaker 1: things and vale cancer is a massive killer, so totally ricking. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and if they see them, they do they cut them

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Speaker 1: and laser them or something. Then and there the Gopro's

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Speaker 1: got a pair of snips on it. Amazing amazing technology. Well,

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Speaker 1: Hayley is out today but back tomorrow on the show,

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Speaker 1: and today is Thirsty Thursday. Harry styles from eight o'clock

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Speaker 1: until eight o'clock tonight, eight o'clock this morning until eight

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Speaker 1: o'clock tonight, every fourth song will be either Harry Styles

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Speaker 1: or one Direction, and that means so many chances today

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Speaker 1: to get intomorrow's draw, the last draw to see him

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Speaker 1: live in Sydney, flight tickets and accommodation. H don't say

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Speaker 1: you weren't warned. That's fair warning. Yeah, she's given you

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Speaker 1: all fair wine. I have given you fair warning. Fair

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Speaker 1: fourth song because it's his fourth album, so celebrating that

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Speaker 1: that's out soon and the producers haven't been invited to

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Speaker 1: the listening party.

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Speaker 3: Boo, they're dark about that this morning.

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Speaker 1: Boom.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like we gave great answers.

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Speaker 1: We've to give another to be. You've seen people in

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Speaker 1: Australia invited, but you don't know if they've done the

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Speaker 1: New Zealand invites yet. You could just be.

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Speaker 5: The email did originally say that we would find out

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Speaker 5: on Monday sixteenth.

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Speaker 4: It's now oh yeah, okay, and we were just being

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Speaker 4: a bit delusional, but yeah, maybe it's maybe he just

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Speaker 4: was a bit late. He did email me yesterday saying

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Speaker 4: if I wanted to buy more merch.

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Speaker 1: Oh right to feel better? Yes to support him financially.

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Speaker 4: He's got a really fun clock and every hour says

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Speaker 4: disco and then one of the hours his kiss. I

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Speaker 4: think that's fun.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I just put the numbers on my clock.

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Speaker 1: You're just about to tell clocks, so it's numbers are

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Speaker 1: hard for some people these days.

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 4: I did an escape room and I was like, if

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Speaker 4: I have to tell the time, this is really going

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Speaker 4: to screw up.

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Speaker 1: I'm standing for it. Well, it makes you listening from

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Speaker 1: eight for Thursday. Thursday when you've got the top six

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Speaker 1: coming out. Yeah, there's a talk about remote jury duty

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Speaker 1: rather than having to go into a court room, which

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Speaker 1: is not at all convenient for anybody. No, and you

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Speaker 1: know you might have I don't know, kids to deal

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Speaker 1: with in the morning or family stuff. Job. So I've

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Speaker 1: got the top sex problems. I can see what's remote

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Speaker 1: jury duty next on the show though. The cheating Olympian,

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Speaker 1: you know, the guy that came out last week and

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Speaker 1: said he cheated on his partner has the love of

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Speaker 1: his life six months and he cheated on her after

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Speaker 1: three and that was three months ago. Yeah, and she

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Speaker 1: was I don't want anything to do with you. Well,

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Speaker 1: he's followed up with some thoughts on his big announcement.

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Speaker 2: Play z End's flesh one and Hailey.

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Speaker 1: Well, the Winter Olympics are still going. We got to

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Speaker 1: do and get him another medal, Yeah, Zoe Zadowski senate,

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Speaker 1: I got a silver silver overnight bloody well done. So

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Speaker 1: what's how are we per capital? Medals per capital? We

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Speaker 1: must be capital. We've got a million medals. I just

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Speaker 1: did the quick maths on it. I was going to say,

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Speaker 1: it's still a quick Google of the medal chart Winter Olympics,

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Speaker 1: isn't it. People kind of surprise Australia is doing so

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Speaker 1: well around the world. They're like, how Yeah, I thought

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Speaker 1: you guys were just beaches. That's trendy goode and for

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Speaker 1: beaches and desert and but bush don't they have a

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Speaker 1: ski field like that's open four days a year. Yes,

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Speaker 1: although I did have a good season last season. What's

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Speaker 1: it called it's down three and three? Yeah, yeah. I

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Speaker 1: John Deere and we drove to rural Victoria and not

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Speaker 1: too far apparently from through it was freezing. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was like, what is this?

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody's surprised, like, why is Australia at the

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Speaker 1: Winter Olympics and why they're doing And if you've ever

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Speaker 1: been to Queenstown between the months June and September, you

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Speaker 1: know what Australia is doing so well, queens Sound might

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Speaker 1: as well be Queensland at that stage may as well. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so we're twenty first on the medal rankings. Twenty first, okay,

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Speaker 1: Norway's number one fifteen goals. Yeah, well, the I guess

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Speaker 1: the biggest controversy from the Winter Olympics a signed from

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Speaker 1: Penis Gate Penis Gap, would be the the Norway, the

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Speaker 1: Norwegian who the Nordish, the nord who said, live in

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Speaker 1: front of the entire higher world that he cheated on

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Speaker 1: his girlfriend. We all remember this moment from like a

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Speaker 1: week ago. Well, he's now come out in a further

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Speaker 1: interview because if you heard that initial story and you

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Speaker 1: didn't know, she wanted nothing to do with him, a

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Speaker 1: few days later she came out yeah versus insane. It's

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Speaker 1: absolutely insane, and you know people were starting to find

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Speaker 1: out who she was. Well, he's since done another interview

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Speaker 1: where he has said, and I quote, after my atomic

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Speaker 1: bomb in the mix zone, which is where he did

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Speaker 1: his interview. I feel like I really need to watch

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying because now now that every statement from

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Speaker 1: me can become clickbait, he told Reuters, you did, that's

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Speaker 1: exactly everybody wants to know what's happening because you made

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Speaker 1: this an international story. I don't know if it was clickbait.

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Speaker 1: It was literally the news story, right, yeah, like there

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Speaker 1: was nothing clickbaity about it. Well, it depends what he

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Speaker 1: says now from now on, absolutely, yeah, because it could

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Speaker 1: be and then he had to say it for it

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Speaker 1: to be clip bait. Although he might just say something like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I really enjoyed the pudding and then the Norwegian skier

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Speaker 1: finds new love of his life. That's cla ba and

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Speaker 1: it's exactly what I do if I was writing this story.

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Speaker 1: He did beat a French a Frenchman by like tenths

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Speaker 1: of a second in a race and made a joke

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Speaker 1: that he was probably signing autographs for fans. Then yeah,

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Speaker 1: and that's why he beat him, and that didn't go

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Speaker 1: down well either. So he's the villain of the Winter Olympics,

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Speaker 1: and I guess he's here just wanting now to keep

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Speaker 6: The ZNM podcast Network from the Fletch, Vorn and Heley

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Speaker 6: group chat, this is the top six.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to drink it, but I've never

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Speaker 1: had a summons to do jury duty. I'm on my luck?

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Speaker 1: Is it three excuses from work and then your guts?

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Speaker 1: I've had three excuses from work? Right, I'm almost thinking

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Speaker 1: there's a loophole where you unenroll yourself on the to

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Speaker 1: roll so they can't contact you, and then enroll just

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Speaker 1: before the election and then and then on and roll again,

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Speaker 1: because that's how they get you out a lot of work.

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Speaker 1: I know sounds like Adman nightmare, but yeah, it's I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't get me wrong. I would love to do it,

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Speaker 1: and it's our civic duty. Yes, but like who's got

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Speaker 1: the time? And also they don't pay you much. No,

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Speaker 1: like work, there's a maximum right yet work doesn't have

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Speaker 1: to pay you, and they'll give you like a small

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Speaker 1: amount and they might cover your transport and stuff.

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Speaker 3: Do your work not have to continue to pay you?

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Speaker 1: No? Because I just had a look there was the

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Speaker 1: positive as that have no. They a lot of workplaces

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Speaker 1: top up, so say for example, they give you I

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Speaker 1: think the rates are thirty odd bucks for half a day, right,

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Speaker 1: and sixty two dollars per full day. Wow, Like, who

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Speaker 1: can even afford that if your work's not topping you up. No,

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Speaker 1: you'd just be like, no thanks, I've got to pay

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Speaker 1: my rent and work well.

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Speaker 3: To make it slightly more appealing.

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Speaker 1: We're doing it is on the table because you think

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Speaker 1: it happened during COVID there was jury duty via zoom.

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Speaker 1: There were a lot of court cases on zoom. And

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Speaker 1: even people now appear remotely in court proceedings, don't they. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so they've done a study to look into whether this

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Speaker 1: would be a viable option as having jury duty from

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Speaker 1: the comfort of your recliner in your lounge. Well, this

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Speaker 1: is I can say some problems. Yeah, I can say

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Speaker 1: some problems today. Stop sex is the top sex problems

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Speaker 1: with jury duting remotely number six on the list. I

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Speaker 1: always forget to mute my microphone while I'm gobbing chippies.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll do this.

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Speaker 1: It's it's been a while since Off Yep Crank, the

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Speaker 1: old Friday night PlayStation with the lads, but it was

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Speaker 1: always a problem. Yeah, I'm going to be eating chippies

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Speaker 1: on Mike and it kind of takes the whole or

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Speaker 1: someone's yelling in the background. Yeah, things of the jury

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Speaker 1: during remotely, my kids off screen asking who's that.

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Speaker 4: Them?

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Speaker 1: Who's that dead body?

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Speaker 3: Who's that that's a murderer?

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Speaker 1: My dad? How do you know them? I don't. They've

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Speaker 1: hurted someone. I'm deciding whether or not they murdered them. Really,

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Speaker 1: did you go to score them?

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Speaker 3: No, you're not listening.

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Speaker 1: I'm not.

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Speaker 3: We've got a new rule.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when we're out and I'm talking to somebody and

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Speaker 1: the girls don't know who they are, you've got to

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Speaker 1: walk ten paces before after they leave, before you're allowed

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Speaker 1: to ask who's that? Yeah. Other way he counts to ten,

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Speaker 1: we'll be walking as soon as we see it. Nice

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Speaker 1: to see you by it. She goes one, two, three, four, nineteen.

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Speaker 3: Who was there? So you have to tell them yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: And a lot of times it's like I don't remember.

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Speaker 1: I don't know number four on the less of the

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Speaker 1: top sex problems with jury juitting remotely. I'll go video

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Speaker 1: off so they can't see me, and then I'll lie

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Speaker 1: down on the couch because I'm like, oh, listen better

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Speaker 1: when I'm comfortable, and I'll go to sleep. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: then they'll be like a Dura seven and I'll be like,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, and how do you vote? I'll be like,

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Speaker 1: God looks guilty.

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Speaker 3: Guilty.

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Speaker 1: I reckon face primarily unlocks number three on the less

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Speaker 1: of the top sex problems with jury jutting remotely. The

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Speaker 1: Wi fi might not be good at the tropical resort

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Speaker 1: I'm at. I might as well take the time off

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Speaker 1: work there's technically not a holiday and make it a holiday. Also,

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Speaker 1: if you told work that you had a week's jury

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Speaker 1: duty and then they said, yet, go for it.

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Speaker 3: You don't have to tell them where you're doing it from.

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Speaker 1: No, and then remotely beyond the jury, that would be amazing.

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to need to know that the Sheridan's

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Speaker 1: got good got good WiFi, or I'm going to have

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Speaker 1: to find out who's got the most real You can

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Speaker 1: take your elon musk starlank anywhere in the world. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: put that in your suitcase. Please don't openly tell everybody

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Speaker 1: paying well, you're kind of forced to because you live

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Speaker 1: in the middle of Technically it's the government's fault.

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Speaker 7: It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little pool, silly,

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Speaker 1: bus up from Hamilton to Aalkland because she's evolved to bus.

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Speaker 3: Then final coming up.

431
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Speaker 1: He's coming up tomorrow all right, okay, he had stuff

432
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Speaker 1: to do, right, farms, farm stuff.

433
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Speaker 3: I said, his dad gonna be all right by himself.

434
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Speaker 3: Mom did that thing mums do when they've been together

435
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Speaker 3: for so long.

436
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Speaker 1: She has no answer. He'll fry something up on the front. Oh,

437
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,680
Speaker 1: I know, it's not like the cooking. It's he doesn't.

438
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Speaker 1: I think he forgets his seventy now. I think in

439
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,919
Speaker 1: his mind he's still in his thirties. So he pushes himself.

440
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Speaker 1: But she's that noise. If your parents are still together,

441
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Speaker 1: you're familiar with that noise when you ask one about

442
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Speaker 1: the other.

443
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Speaker 3: So she got the bus up. She made a friend

444
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Speaker 3: on the way.

445
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Speaker 1: He was also coming up to the Scottish military tattoo thing.

446
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Speaker 1: It's tonight, yeah, tonight, Tomorrow night and Saturday night. Was

447
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Speaker 1: it a daddy going on Saturday night? All right? Okay,

448
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Speaker 1: it's three nights. Yes, So mum made friends with a

449
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Speaker 1: woman on the bus. Do and that I hope she

450
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Speaker 1: wasn't reading a book on the bus though, because my

451
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 1: mother sat down on the couch beside me and whipped

452
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Speaker 1: out her copy of The Housemaid. Oh my goodness, Now

453
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Speaker 1: I don't Sweeney's Boobs, And that's what I said, I

454
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Speaker 1: might be reading Sidney Sweeney's tits. And she had no

455
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Speaker 1: idea what I was talking about, because that's the only

456
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Speaker 1: thing I know about that movie.

457
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Speaker 8: Can you really read boobs.

458
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Speaker 1: Though, Braille? Yeah, they may be described in depth, there's suddenly.

459
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Speaker 1: So I saw this movie the other day. I even't

460
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Speaker 1: seen it, but I thought it was trash. You said

461
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Speaker 1: it was good. It was. It's a great movie.

462
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Speaker 5: I think the only person I know that didn't love

463
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Speaker 5: it was Halo. Everyone else has right.

464
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Speaker 1: I think she was the one that said it because

465
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Speaker 1: obviously there's this a notion, this preconceived idea of Sidney

466
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Speaker 1: Sweeney being like right wing, and you know, as yet

467
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Speaker 1: somehow still looks.

468
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Speaker 3: I think it's I think it's the boobs.

469
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Speaker 1: Yeah. And there was the genes thing yeah, And so

470
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Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to watch this if

471
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Speaker 1: she's in it, And then I just watched it and

472
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Speaker 1: it was so good.

473
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Speaker 8: It's really good. And I haven't read the book.

474
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Speaker 5: I'm going to read the next one though, because this

475
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Speaker 5: movie has made me feel like I've read the book,

476
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Speaker 5: because everyone has said it is so close to the book,

477
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Speaker 5: except just like a little hyped up to be on

478
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Speaker 5: screen because sometimes it doesn't translate.

479
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Speaker 3: Well, So that's what I said.

480
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Speaker 1: I said, I have you watched the movie to my

481
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Speaker 1: mum and she said no. I said, it's on. You

482
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Speaker 1: can watch it now.

483
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Speaker 8: Well, it's just come out in cinemas. I don't know

484
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Speaker 8: when it'll be on that streaming.

485
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Speaker 1: I saw it last night. You could no. It was

486
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Speaker 1: one of the rent to Pyes, all right, okay, yeah

487
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Speaker 1: it's on please, No it's not, but it is. You

488
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Speaker 1: can do Amazon or something. And she's incredible. That's how

489
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Speaker 1: my mum said. It's like, this is how my mum

490
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Speaker 1: describes people in movies. It's the woman from Mamma Mia. Yes,

491
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Speaker 1: that's how she describes anybody. She doesn't know. She just

492
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Speaker 1: references another movie though in yeah, so she said, I

493
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Speaker 1: know it's got the woman from from Muma Mia. Yeah.

494
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Speaker 1: And then she said, oh, yeah, I'm going to read

495
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Speaker 1: the book before I watch the movies, and I think

496
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Speaker 1: I'll read all of the books. And this is when

497
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Speaker 1: I learned these three of these.

498
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Speaker 5: Things Clean after my Own Heart. Yeah, yeah, little Series

499
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Speaker 5: Freedom McFadden.

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Speaker 1: She's the housemaid is the one that the movie is

501
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Speaker 1: based on. Then there's the hell house Maid's Secret, and

502
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Speaker 1: then there's the Housemaids Watching right, and then there's.

503
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Speaker 5: Also like a little five novel, which is like a

504
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Speaker 5: short story that is in the middle of a couple

505
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Speaker 5: of the books.

506
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Speaker 1: And now they all connected because the movie did kind

507
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Speaker 1: of leave open a is it Sydney Sweeney's Herbs and

508
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 1: all of them?

509
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Speaker 8: I don't know if I mean technically they will be.

510
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Speaker 5: But yes, she is the character that moves across me.

511
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Speaker 1: Wonder what else your mum Christine is reading? Vaughn. I

512
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Speaker 1: think my mum read Fifty Shades of.

513
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Speaker 8: Grace her wowp of Christine.

514
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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's she always when growing up, she'd always read

515
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Speaker 1: the novels with like some shirtless dude strewing on a

516
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Speaker 1: horse on the front of Yeah.

517
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Speaker 8: Does she have Instagram? I've got some great reviews for her.

518
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Speaker 1: No, she does. At Calen. She should at Caen.

519
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Speaker 8: She give her some.

520
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Speaker 1: She's one of those people that likes a photo a

521
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Speaker 1: couple of days later because she doesn't chickens to every day. Yeah,

522
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Speaker 1: sometimes you get a light like a late light from

523
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Speaker 1: Christine in the day. Yeah, but always here yeah, oh yeah, okay,

524
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 1: maybe she should follow you for some more your mum

525
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Speaker 1: reading Carwen smut. I read some of carl and Smut

526
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Speaker 1: day and some words in there. I don't know my

527
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Speaker 1: mother's eyes have ever been across.

528
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Speaker 2: The fletchhorn and Haley big God.

529
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Speaker 1: And just before I press planned this thanks to the

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Speaker 1: Christiansen family for the YouTube premium plan. They've put me

531
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Speaker 1: on the family plan, so I don't we don't have

532
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 1: to listen to an ad here. Yeah, it's fantastic. Now,

533
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 1: oh Hailey's way, I don't really know the words.

534
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Speaker 3: I'll take care, Okay, if.

535
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,439
Speaker 1: You see your feet and sign at the sun of

536
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: the road that says fifteen miles to a spa that

537
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Speaker 1: was beautiful, That was beautiful. We really should record that intro.

538
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Speaker 1: Get that get in one day One day. Producer Shannon

539
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 1: joins us for one of her infamous hacks.

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Speaker 4: Yes, a chopsticks hacked today. I know you guys like

541
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Speaker 4: chop sticks? Could you guys like sushi? And that's generally

542
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Speaker 4: how I see you eat it?

543
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 1: Yeah? I quite often fingers, Yeah, very really if I'm

544
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 1: in a Japanese restaurant, old chop sticks. Yeah, okay, if

545
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:10,959
Speaker 1: I'm heating a ram and old chop sticks and then

546
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: slip the soup out the ball. Sometimes you get to

547
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 1: the rice though, you know, at the bottom of a bowl,

548
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, give me a spoon, you know,

549
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: big man, it is wild that the nations that eat

550
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 1: the most rice decided to implement the hardest to use

551
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Speaker 1: rice and not put a spoon thing on the end

552
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: of the chopstick and attachment.

553
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 4: Like chopstickspork would be.

554
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 1: Like when you get a slushy.

555
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 8: They do have those specific sperons. Guys, do not use that.

556
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,360
Speaker 1: Too big for your the some of the march.

557
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Speaker 3: They stand.

558
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 1: Flat butt and spoon.

559
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Speaker 4: No a hack for you today. You know, when you

560
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Speaker 4: get I'm talking about takeaway chopsticks, the nice wooden ones,

561
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 4: and you go you split them apart, and you put

562
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Speaker 4: them on the table and eat them. I've got a

563
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 4: hack because how gross is it to put them on

564
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 4: the table now, because that's your whole eating instrument on tape.

565
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:12,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, well some places have stone.

566
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Speaker 4: Well in case they don't have a stone, A hack

567
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 4: for you when you go to split the chopsticks apart.

568
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 4: I want you to split the wood forward, so you're

569
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Speaker 4: snapping off the top part of it, and now you

570
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Speaker 4: have a tiny little piece of wood that you can

571
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Speaker 4: use as a chopstick stand. Oh okay, snapping the top

572
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 4: pad off gives you a little bit of wood that

573
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Speaker 4: you could now use.

574
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Speaker 1: It is joined, yes, so rather than breaking it side Yeah,

575
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 1: but then is it gonna split on the original purpose?

576
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 1: Isn't that why sometimes there's a divot in it? Yeah,

577
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: maybe you can break it.

578
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 8: I discovered how chops.

579
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Speaker 3: I think you've just discovered how a supposed to work.

580
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Speaker 8: Well, but you guys do that?

581
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Speaker 1: Do you horizontally with connected to get in facing up,

582
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Speaker 1: use your dominant hand to apply pressure, breaking them sideways

583
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: rather than splitin them half right?

584
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Speaker 4: One of my best hacks it.

585
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Speaker 1: So, so what Shendon's done is just tell us how

586
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Speaker 1: tal and it was already done.

587
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, but you guys weren't doing it.

588
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 3: She's going to tell us how to use a toaster.

589
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: So you put them bread in and apparently it's the

590
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: when you pull the lever down, it'll actually toast it.

591
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: What Yeah, that you've been doing it wrong. Yeah. Look,

592
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Speaker 1: I mean for those that didn't know, Shannon, it's a

593
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: I know, I kind of did know that, but I

594
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Speaker 1: just use fingers most of the time, or I'm on

595
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Speaker 1: the move, I just put them against the plate. Somebody

596
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 1: message and they just fold up the paper sleeve.

597
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 3: It comes in.

598
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, not a bad idea.

599
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 5: Someone estimated that this chopstick hack was actually just going

600
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Speaker 5: to be get to uncooked piece of pieces of spaghetti

601
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Speaker 5: pastor and use that.

602
00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 1: That's how somebody thought the heck was going to be.

603
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 1: It's actually a the hack because if you have drup

604
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Speaker 1: sets but just grab two handfuls of hack Happer, I

605
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: mean you'd have to have a few pieces of colon

606
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 1: and spaghetti part.

607
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 3: Really yeah, look two, three.

608
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:21,719
Speaker 1: This isn't a tie market. We're not haggling. We're not hangling.

609
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 4: First start, I'm haggling three.

610
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Speaker 8: No, what can Carl and be Hailey?

611
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: Oh no, Hailey, Hailey wouldn't give you any more than two?

612
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Speaker 8: Can I give two and a half?

613
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 4: Yeah?

614
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 8: Please, she's my friend.

615
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Speaker 1: My god, it's so sad when you please, It's really

616
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Speaker 1: it's really sad.

617
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Speaker 4: It's because my mom tixed on and she's like, it's okay, Shannon,

618
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Speaker 4: and I can tell she knows it makes me sad.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, wow, I love that. Okay, well, what are

620
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Speaker 1: we three? Okay, just to make you happy, it's almost.

621
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Speaker 8: Three for the infant.

622
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay.

623
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Speaker 1: If you see a faded sign up the side of

624
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Speaker 1: the road that says.

625
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Speaker 2: Three stars a day for shin.

626
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Speaker 6: Three stars needwork plays z ms flesh.

627
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Speaker 2: One and Haley.

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Speaker 1: We want to know what the rudest thing is that

629
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Speaker 1: somebody has said to you lately. It's all it's going

630
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Speaker 1: to be an old person or a boomer right doing

631
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Speaker 1: that thing where they like, don't mean to be rude,

632
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: but they say something yeah, or just maybe someone in public,

633
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Speaker 1: what like a stranger, I been true to be honest.

634
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Speaker 1: That can be it happened. Island Go is a freestyle skier.

635
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 1: She has won gold medals in the big air, the

636
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: half pipe, slope style everything.

637
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Speaker 3: She's like pretty legendary, but.

638
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Speaker 1: Also as known for being pretty straight to the point,

639
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Speaker 1: A sharp shooter, A sharp straight shooter. An Olympics sports

640
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 1: reporter asked this question and listen to hashigism a masterclass.

641
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 1: Do you see these as two silvers gained or two

642
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 1: goals lost?

643
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 9: I'm the most decorated free skier female free skier in history.

644
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 9: I think that's an answer in and of itself. To

645
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Speaker 9: be quite frank with you, I think is kind of

646
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 9: a ridiculous perspective to take. I'm showcasing my best skiing.

647
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 9: I'm doing things that quite literally have never been done before,

648
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 9: and so I think that is more than good enough.

649
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 3: That was so, that was so brilliant, How good?

650
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what a question to ask, terribly rude thinking, Yeah,

651
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: from someone with no medals himself. Don't believe he has

652
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: any medals, he doesn't have any metals. So we're off

653
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 1: the back of this. We want to know what the

654
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 1: rudest thing is that someone is something that someone has

655
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: said to you lately. Maybe it was an underhanded kind

656
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: of complimental question, the old backhanded compliments. Yeah, you know,

657
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: people think they're giving you a compliment, but you focus

658
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: on the negative part of the compliment one hundred percent.

659
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: You know, classic oh my god, you have lost tons

660
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: of weight? Yeah, implying that you had tons to lose

661
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 1: their exactly exactly. Okay, Well, this is what we want

662
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: to know this morning. Text in nine six nine six.

663
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: You can give us a call as well. Oh eight

664
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 1: hundred tals it and What is the rudest thing someone

665
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 1: said to you lately? An Olympic reporter asked a two

666
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: time silver medallist at this that these games, if she

667
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 1: fixes two medals one or two gold medals lost, She

668
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: gave the master class in a reply, rude, very rude.

669
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: I mean she's got it like a Bagillian medal. She's

670
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: one of the most decorated scars of all time. So

671
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 1: we want to know what the rudest thing is someone

672
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 1: said to you lately? Well, what did someone say? And

673
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: you were just like one biggest one is part beg

674
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 1: your pardon, Nikki, good morning? What did somebody say to you?

675
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 8: Okay, so I wake her to see the market and

676
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 8: the customers going through.

677
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 10: One of the checkouts, and I'm happy all the time.

678
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 10: I'm always laughing. And she said to my colleague, oh

679
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 10: my god, do.

680
00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 8: You have to listen to that laugh?

681
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 10: Or day she.

682
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 1: Could hear me from the other end of the shop.

683
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: What what did you If there's one thing that I know,

684
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: my hidden it's someone's shitting on someone else's happiness.

685
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 3: I know because they're not happy in themselves.

686
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 1: I know they're miserable, and they won't everyone else to

687
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 1: be miserable as well.

688
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 10: I didn't think my laugh was that bad.

689
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 1: I really want to hear it. I'll tell you. I

690
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: don't know Bunny. Back in my day, we called him

691
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:31,359
Speaker 1: a whiskally webbit. See she feels like a petty laugh.

692
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: It feels like a petty laugh, fictious laugh. Yeah, oh my,

693
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 1: don't don't let these people put you down.

694
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 8: I know it so funny.

695
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 1: I want to go through. I want to go through

696
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 1: nick Nikki's chicken. I know I'd love to go through

697
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:52,560
Speaker 1: your chick out, Nikki. I would love that, Nikki. Thank you. Charlie.

698
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 1: What how rude was somebody to you lately? Hey guys,

699
00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: good good well, first off time listener, first time caller.

700
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 1: We'll get about there we go.

701
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 3: Welcome, Welcome to the show, Charlie, Charlie.

702
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:05,839
Speaker 9: Yeah.

703
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 1: It was when my cousin was younger and I just got.

704
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 4: A haircut and I came back and she said, is

705
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 4: it supposed to look like that?

706
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:16,280
Speaker 1: Oh that's not what anyone wants to hear after a haircut. Yeah,

707
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 1: it's not what anybody wants to hear. But it has

708
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 1: a question a lot of people will have after a here.

709
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 11: For a while after that.

710
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you would, Charlie. Thanks mate. Some messages in

711
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: A farm owner said to me, when you first met me,

712
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: if any of my grandchildren looked like you had cut

713
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 1: them out of my will, I had dreadlocks and tattoos.

714
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:39,760
Speaker 1: He's an old, old mate, he's an old mate. Yeah, mate.

715
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: I was running with a friend of mine and another female.

716
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 1: Were running a friend of mine and another female. We

717
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,320
Speaker 1: were running on a trail. I came up behind another runner.

718
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: As we came to this older man, he goes, oh,

719
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 1: I thought I heard a herd of elephants coming. We

720
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: were just like, excuse me, excuse me.

721
00:35:58,719 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

722
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: Somebody said to my boyfriend right in front of me,

723
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: are you traveling with your mum? Was there? Was actually

724
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: another idea I had for a phone and top of

725
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 1: today is if your partner had been confused for your parent.

726
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 3: That's always a fun one.

727
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 1: It's not a good thing, is that. A customer recently

728
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: came out and asked if I was pregnant.

729
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 3: I said no, No, you never asked talk about that.

730
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:24,240
Speaker 1: No. Instead of apologizing after I said no, she doubled

731
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 1: down and said, well, you look at a nat dress.

732
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 1: That's a double great day. Not me, not like I'm

733
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,760
Speaker 1: sorry about that. Put the foot in it. Yeah wow.

734
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 8: Um.

735
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: My boss's wife asked me why I was limping. I

736
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 1: said I'd strained something running and she turned around and said, yea,

737
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: I thought you'd put on a bit of Wait lately

738
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: it runs putting on a bad idea. People are ruthless. Yeah.

739
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 1: A guy from work once said I looked too young

740
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: to have three children. He then proceeded to ask if

741
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 1: they all had the same father. Okay, great. My stepdad

742
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 1: asked me if I was pregnant on Christmas. No, just

743
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 1: gained ten kg in the past eight months because they

744
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 1: started an office job. Yeah.

745
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 4: Right.

746
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 1: I passed my nursing degree. I was quite proud of myself.

747
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 1: It was a lot of hard work. I was told

748
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:13,239
Speaker 1: I only passed because of God, and the person had

749
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: prayed for me to pass and that was the only reason.

750
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:19,240
Speaker 1: Really excuse me not I didn't see God doing the exams.

751
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: Where was God when my hand was cramping from right

752
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: in the essays? Exactly? I was seven months pregnant and

753
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: someone at work and I told someone to work I

754
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 1: was pregnant. Her response was, I just thought you'd got

755
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: fat and grumpy. Not recent but a while ago. I

756
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 1: was running a disciplinary and a lawyer I was up

757
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 1: against asked me for my qualifications because he was unsure

758
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: about Hr Barbie running the meeting.

759
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:48,760
Speaker 3: Oh what, Oh, I hope he was being disciplined.

760
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,720
Speaker 1: It's like a headliner on a news website saying something

761
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: like that.

762
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

763
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: I just came back from attorney to leaving. A colleague

764
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: said to me, did you put on your weight during

765
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 1: pregnancy or before? What a bitch? Yeap fair fair to say?

766
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: I went. I was heavily pregnant. My partner and I

767
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: went swimming. He jumped on my back and he said,

768
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: look at me. I'm Kesha Castle Hughes. For those of

769
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: you are not familiar with that classic piece of New

770
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 1: Zealand cinema, the film was called The Whale Rider. Like

771
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: what was he thinking? Are they still together? Yeah? You're

772
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:23,359
Speaker 1: in the.

773
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 3: Dog box for at least two weeks after that.

774
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: I work in a prison and we're a stab proof vest.

775
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 1: Stab actually says stab resistant vest, so it's stab proof

776
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 1: to one meter. How resistant is a resistant to stabbing?

777
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 1: Is it? I would prefer a proof as a taxpayer.

778
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,799
Speaker 1: I want our prison guard's vests to be stab proof,

779
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:47,720
Speaker 1: not stab resistant. Not lightly, you know, poke proof.

780
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 3: They need to be stab proof.

781
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: Stab proof and stab resistant are often used interchangeably, but

782
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: stab resistant is the accurate industry term, as no material

783
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 1: is one hundred percent proof against all attacks. So it's

784
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: what it is. It's the it's the vest manufacturer cover

785
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,399
Speaker 1: in the ass when someone gets stabbed and they're like.

786
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 3: Now, this is proof.

787
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: I returned after the matunity and my vest was a

788
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 1: little snug on. My boss said, we need to order

789
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,839
Speaker 1: you and you when you put on too much weight.

790
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: Just had Wow, baby, just had a baby, a baby.

791
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 1: I was in I work in HR and I was

792
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 1: walking a guy to his disciplinary hearing. As we're walking,

793
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: he asked if I was pregnant. This could not have

794
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: been the worse time for you to ask this question.

795
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:29,720
Speaker 1: My man, you are on your way to an age

796
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 1: R disciplinary hearing. Read the room.

797
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:34,919
Speaker 10: Man.

798
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 1: I once will make up to work when my boss

799
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,720
Speaker 1: said sick and should go home and take it off.

800
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,280
Speaker 1: Somebody else said I wore a different sort of makeup

801
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 1: once and someone at work asked me if I was

802
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: a prostitute. This could have just been a segment young

803
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 1: people working with old generations.

804
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, this is a reverser. I work with the youth.

805
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and they often love to point out I

806
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:58,840
Speaker 1: have candles. Okay, so it goes both ways.

807
00:39:58,920 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, pla.

808
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 1: Hailey because she's on the phone and hale hi hale

809
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: le hi. Boys, how are we good? Now? You're off

810
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 1: today because it's colonoscopy day. You're just about to leave

811
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: the house.

812
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 10: I am just about to leave the house after going to.

813
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 12: Bed at two am.

814
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 1: At which point the how.

815
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 3: Do I say this politely?

816
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 1: The liquid was clear, exiting me. Really, that's good. I

817
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: see I've never done a colonoscopy, so I don't know

818
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 1: what preparation goes. Yeah, your pooh, and then the pool

819
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: gets runny, and then the poos water, but it's brown.

820
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: Then it's the purse yellow. The purp was just yellow water.

821
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: And then the polls clear, right, and that's when it

822
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:44,720
Speaker 1: thumbs up ready for camera up onus because Vaughn didn't

823
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 1: you do one once?

824
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 2: And then they tried to get in there, and then you.

825
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 1: Hadn't prepped enough.

826
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,320
Speaker 8: It wasn't successful enough.

827
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 3: So you had to do it again.

828
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: So I went the first time I ever got one,

829
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: and I got there and you have to show them

830
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 1: your clear discharge and it wasn't clear enough, so I

831
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 1: had to wait and take another drink, and then I

832
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 1: got on the table and that was when they found

833
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 1: out the old the painkiller they used was no good

834
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: for me because I was like, I could feel it

835
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: every the camera had in every corner and so I

836
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 1: was tight in there. Is that a man?

837
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 12: Actually?

838
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like an old could a sack? Yeah?

839
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 3: They this big no a yeah. Yeah.

840
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: So then they went and did it again the second time.

841
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 1: I think we had the same guy, didn't we Hailey, Yeah,

842
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 1: on the shore the whole show's nurses. Yes, And then

843
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 1: we could compare and we could do we could do

844
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: if if Mary kill our colons would be quite good. Yeah,

845
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 1: well yours is kind of trying to kill you. Yeah,

846
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: I'll be the kill I'd kill mine. Yeah.

847
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

848
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 12: It is a very timely reminder, you know, get yourself chipped,

849
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 12: whatever it may be.

850
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 1: Because you never know what's trying to inj.

851
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,399
Speaker 3: Your life early.

852
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: And I've got plans, you know.

853
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, plans for what what are you doing? What do

854
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 3: you plan to more?

855
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 9: Well?

856
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:11,760
Speaker 1: Margaret readers, Yeah, marg yeah, margs.

857
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,320
Speaker 8: And then there's a few proseccos to be consumed.

858
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Yeah.

859
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 12: And then I was sort of thinking maybe at one

860
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 12: point we could go back to Bali and maybe some

861
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 12: one could pay.

862
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 3: Sorry, we're last year coming through.

863
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: I was just about to say, I'm going to ask

864
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 1: you about Balie when you're hire on proprofile when you wake.

865
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 8: Up, Well, this is the same.

866
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, last year I know that.

867
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Speaker 8: I you know, because under.

868
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 1: The drug you talk and talk and talk the whole time.

869
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 8: And last year I think it was so bad.

870
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:40,879
Speaker 3: You wouldn't even tell me what I said.

871
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:44,439
Speaker 12: Yeah, now I have to say, since the last time

872
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 12: I saw doctor Nathan.

873
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: A lot of my life has changed, doesn't it.

874
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you're gonna have to fill them in on everything.

875
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,439
Speaker 1: You really feel like he's going to get hoped. Doctor

876
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: Nathan's not a Reddit user.

877
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 8: Yeah.

878
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:03,200
Speaker 1: When Toby doesn't ever rid it again, Toby does. All right, Well,

879
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 1: good luck, Hayley. IM back tomorrow on the show. I

880
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 1: believe maybe we'll see We'll see how this goes. Can

881
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: you ask for a little doggie bag of proper file

882
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:11,760
Speaker 1: for me please?

883
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,919
Speaker 12: I'll get a takeaway.

884
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 2: Podcast network.

885
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 1: Now we did have a break plan. Now the producers

886
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 1: have been behind the scenes looking for proof of this.

887
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 3: You get this wrong character.

888
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 1: It will finish. Because Flitch said to me, we've penciled

889
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 1: and your potato Chaos break for the show.

890
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 3: And when he said to me, I wasn't really listening.

891
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, and then I see it's potato

892
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: Vaun's potato cows. We're in a group tech. You said

893
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,839
Speaker 1: something about potatoes, and I was like, well, we can

894
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:47,839
Speaker 1: talk about that on the show.

895
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 8: How much are you willing to be?

896
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 9: Oh?

897
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not beating anything. I don't I don't remember

898
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:57,439
Speaker 1: what happened. What was sitting in the group Chase.

899
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 5: So I searched because Facebook Messenger chair you can search

900
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 5: a word yes, potato, no.

901
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 1: Results, and the entire group chat talked about potatoes.

902
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 8: That's crazy. Here's what I made for dinner and.

903
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 3: Like chronically active.

904
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: Yes.

905
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,800
Speaker 5: And so then the next word you'd said and mentioned

906
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:25,720
Speaker 5: was chaos. So I searched chaos. Vaughne's message says prep

907
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:29,239
Speaker 5: porter loo Kaosh.

908
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 1: Okay, So it's I've been I've been typing that in

909
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: and it's changed there. It's also corrected.

910
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 8: Were you just hungry?

911
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:40,359
Speaker 1: Were you wearing your glasses because I've had to have

912
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: reading glasses since December last year. Or end of November December,

913
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: and I just forget to take them places, and then

914
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 1: I'm trying to read things and I can't. It's horrible.

915
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: This is what it's like. Being half sucks. Sometimes you

916
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 1: drink coffee and your glasses fogger opened and lately and

917
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 1: got a Facebook finished.

918
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 3: Well, now we can talk about the portaloo chaos?

919
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, what is it? Do you remember that?

920
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: I do remember that I was out walking. I was

921
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: doing some errands on foot. By the way, I don't

922
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 1: know where that was. Hold for a blaw big flecks flex.

923
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 1: He can walk, doesn't need to motivate a few hundred meters.

924
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:19,439
Speaker 1: But I was back and forth, back and forth, round around,

925
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 1: and I was busting for the toilet. Okay, but everywhere

926
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 1: I was going it was in appropriate to ask them.

927
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 1: I walked past the construction site. They were renovating this

928
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 1: whole like old house. Yeah, and there were three portaloos outside.

929
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: You can't just use one of the so you know

930
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 1: they were they were outside the house. They weren't outside

931
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: the property. They were down the driveway right and I

932
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:39,240
Speaker 1: was like, I reckon, I'm just going to use the portaloo.

933
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 1: I was busting for a week someone's property the passing,

934
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: so I snuck up the driveway. There was three portaloos.

935
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: One was being used and then the middle one company

936
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,280
Speaker 1: and the next one weren't. So I was like, yikes,

937
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 1: I went into the middle one. Wait, someone was in

938
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: the using and was taking a pool. Oh no, let's

939
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: call them poor lose one, two and three he is occupied.

940
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:02,879
Speaker 3: I'm in two.

941
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 11: Why you go one?

942
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: I opened one's door and it smelled more, so I

943
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 1: went to They all smell.

944
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 2: Doesn't you just person a bush?

945
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 1: You're a man in a city Auckland, it's your male privilege,

946
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: a person it is. You're right weird though, when you

947
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: see a guy caught short and he does that, you're

948
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 1: just like yea man who's a portal on somebody else's construction.

949
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 1: So I'm using the middle portaloo. The guy in three

950
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: is definitely dousing, like, yeah, he's taking his time. I

951
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,879
Speaker 1: can hear him watching Instagram reels and I'm a man

952
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: of a man of my I don't even know what

953
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 1: you look like, but I can feel our spiritual connection.

954
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: You're sharing a Yeah, I'm sorry. If you're using a

955
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 1: portalo you're holding your breath. You're not on your phone.

956
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 1: You're in and out of time possible on the phone.

957
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 1: I'm doing a week. Then I hear another guy come

958
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:57,280
Speaker 1: into number one, so now I'm flanked by my brother's

959
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:02,800
Speaker 1: your construction brother. I'm in the middle. Then a third

960
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:05,919
Speaker 1: guy arrives and knocks on the f on door three,

961
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: and the guy's like occupied. He knocks on my door.

962
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, someone's in here. And that voice I had

963
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: literally moments before someone said now where do I are

964
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 1: your voice from? Are you on the radio? So then

965
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 1: I had that in my mind and me be like,

966
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 1: it's busy in here. He's like, I don't know that.

967
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: What do you go for the radio? So I'm like, oh,

968
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: someone's in here. And then you just person get in

969
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,239
Speaker 1: and out. Because it all happened so quick, I was,

970
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 1: oh my god. One of the guys like someone's in here,

971
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: and he's like, okay, how did they not know each other?

972
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 1: So it sounds like that they know they knew each other.

973
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 1: There was multiple trade. He's working on the site. So

974
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle, and I'm like, what if the

975
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: guy in one is also pulling? Because the guy in three,

976
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm just staying in here to one of

977
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:53,480
Speaker 1: them finishes because I can't walk out and see the

978
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,839
Speaker 1: construction going, and I'm like, who are you?

979
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 3: What are you doing? Just be on this driveway using

980
00:47:59,000 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 3: up border.

981
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 1: Just from the council. I don't counsel.

982
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 4: You're wearing an Elmo shirt right.

983
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 1: The cancel and speaking her. He's wearing an Almo T

984
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 1: shirt and he's got a really high voice. So I

985
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 1: just waited. I just stood.

986
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,839
Speaker 3: There such a punished until the.

987
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 1: Guy taking the po the guy taking the poop, and

988
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 1: the guy in one. The guys in one and three

989
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 1: finished at the same time, so one must have been

990
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:27,840
Speaker 1: wearing three must have wrapped it up. And I waited

991
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 1: for them to leave. Then that guy had his choice

992
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,320
Speaker 1: of two toilets. When he was in I went on

993
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: click open the door of Smitch, check the work site,

994
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 1: clear to go. I'm on the road and I'm not embarrassing.

995
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 8: I'm glad this may.

996
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 1: And then I just hadded raining potatoes. It was.

997
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:50,800
Speaker 6: The m podcast Needwork plays that ms flesh one and Haley.

998
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: I want to talk now about the rules that your

999
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,879
Speaker 1: pet enforces on you, because this is a trend that's

1000
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 1: gone viral, people sharing the things they just have to

1001
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: do now for their pets. It's the rule. They did

1002
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: it once and it gets like, this is what I

1003
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 1: expect from you. You've got to do it. Like every

1004
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: time I come to work in the morning, it's like,

1005
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 1: I don't know, quarter to five, the cat will eat

1006
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: after his feeding machine feeds him, and I'll get ready

1007
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 1: and I'll put my bag on. He'll hear me, and

1008
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 1: he'll walk in front of the door, sit down and

1009
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,280
Speaker 1: I have to pad him for at least thirty seconds,

1010
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 1: really thirty seconds, thirty seconds of pats, chin rubs. And

1011
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 1: that's just the rule because if you don't do that now,

1012
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. You just he'll sulk right when you

1013
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 1: get home later he's shitty at you. Well it's some year,

1014
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 1: You're just he won't be waiting in the right you know. Yeah,

1015
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 1: it's just what you have to do. Now. Well, and

1016
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 1: he's in front of the door, you can't move the

1017
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:46,359
Speaker 1: door until you pad him right, or you just get

1018
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 1: him out of the way. Well, I don't really have

1019
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 1: I'm not held hostage by any of my animals. The

1020
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 1: closest it probably is is if I go added to

1021
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: the paddock at my place and ham with my peg

1022
00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: and where you're coming, and he's like, you know what

1023
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 1: this means, it's treats for Hamlet, and he'll run up

1024
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 1: and if I'm like, sorry, dude, I've got nothing like

1025
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 1: oranges off the tree or scraps from the house or

1026
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 1: fijo is in the upcoming fijo season. The ones that

1027
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 1: are on the ground loves them every time you go

1028
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: to visit. And he walked the fence back and forward

1029
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 1: looking at you, oinking and then packs us sad and

1030
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 1: turns his back on you. Well, the rulers you bring,

1031
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 1: you bring treats, you bring hamlet tree. But it's the

1032
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 1: same with people might have a bedtime routine and the

1033
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 1: cat or the dog's part of it. You know, you

1034
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,840
Speaker 1: know what it is. It's people they have dogs or

1035
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: cats and they don't use the cat door or the

1036
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 1: cat flight up to let them out, and they stand

1037
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,399
Speaker 1: at the door, and so the rule is now you

1038
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: have to let the cat in the door like things

1039
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: like that. I never did that. Yeah, the rules that

1040
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 1: your pets enforce on you, that's the same what we

1041
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,319
Speaker 1: want to know this morning. And that's why you've got

1042
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:49,200
Speaker 1: to be careful when you get these pets that you

1043
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:49,840
Speaker 1: don't treat.

1044
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 3: You're making a road for your own back.

1045
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're making these kind of You should hear it

1046
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 1: people routines. You should hear what people do for their children.

1047
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 1: Shocker and discuss sounds like a lot of work. Tiny humans,

1048
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: we're not doing for themselves. Not taking calls on tiny humans.

1049
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: Doesn't your cat don't you have when you're having a shower,

1050
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 1: Doesn't your cat need a handful of water or something?

1051
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:10,959
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1052
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,719
Speaker 8: So he loves water, like any type of water.

1053
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 5: He'll get in the shower, he'll climb up on the sink, whatever,

1054
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 5: but he loves specifically like fresh straight out of the

1055
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,879
Speaker 5: tap water. But he doesn't want to put his head

1056
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,320
Speaker 5: under the tap, so I have to in my little

1057
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 5: hand scoop up some water from the tap for him,

1058
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 5: and then he like licks it out of my hand.

1059
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 5: And then if I'm washing my hands, he'll jump up

1060
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 5: on the bench and like grab my hand with his

1061
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:34,959
Speaker 5: paw and bring it to him.

1062
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 1: That's pretty cute, Wow, But that's the rule. Now when

1063
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:40,839
Speaker 1: you use the tap you've got in your hand, my.

1064
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 3: Lord, literally, But that's the same with my cat.

1065
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 1: I have a camp fountain for him, but he will

1066
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 1: stand at the shower if I'm in the bathroom and

1067
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,239
Speaker 1: make me run the shower so that he can play

1068
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 1: with the water. Yeah, and that's a rule. You've just

1069
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: got by the rules. So this is what we want

1070
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 1: to know this morning. I'll wait one hundred dollars at

1071
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:00,839
Speaker 1: him take throw nine six nine sacks. What are the

1072
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 1: rules that your pits have forced on you to do?

1073
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,839
Speaker 1: So many good ones? Talking about those rules that your

1074
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,800
Speaker 1: pits and force on you that they make you do,

1075
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 1: it's just it's just the rules now. Yeah. And it's

1076
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:17,240
Speaker 1: while we're hearing a lot about the cheese tax the cheese.

1077
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 1: Isn't that song that real cute song about paying the

1078
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 1: cheese tax? No, Oh my gosh, I've got to find it.

1079
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,520
Speaker 1: I don't remember that the cheese. I didn't even know

1080
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 1: there was a song. But it's basically, if you're shardon nose, okay,

1081
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:31,959
Speaker 1: hold on.

1082
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:37,280
Speaker 11: Cheese, you gotta pay the cheese tax. Every time you're cooking.

1083
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 11: When the cheese comes out, this puppy comes looking the

1084
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 11: rules or the rules.

1085
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,680
Speaker 1: And the facts or the cheese drawer opens. If you

1086
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 1: gotta pay the tax cheese, hand it over quick. Well

1087
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: things might get ugly.

1088
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:55,799
Speaker 11: I can get really loud I'm a really buppy puppy and.

1089
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: I mean cat or cat or dog cheese tax or

1090
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 1: if you're shredding a rotesserie chick was hamdmegg, there's some

1091
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 1: chicken tax.

1092
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 3: Oh there's a chicken tax. There's a chicken tax for

1093
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 3: the dog of the cat.

1094
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely right, Well, this is what we want to know,

1095
00:53:09,640 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 1: the rules that your pets are enforced on you. Jess

1096
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:15,400
Speaker 1: joins us, Jess, what is the rule that your pets

1097
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: enforced on you? Right?

1098
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 10: Sorry, Every night, when we brush our teeth, our two

1099
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 10: dogs will line up and sit pretty and wait for

1100
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:24,319
Speaker 10: us to brush their teeth.

1101
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:27,280
Speaker 12: And if we forget, well, because they get a dentist

1102
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 12: stick afterwards.

1103
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 2: If we forget, then.

1104
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,959
Speaker 12: They just follow us around and bark at us until

1105
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:33,440
Speaker 12: they get.

1106
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:36,239
Speaker 3: Is the dental step that you talk about it?

1107
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 1: After this? Is that like a treat, So they'll do

1108
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 1: the brush to enjoy the treat.

1109
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, that's what I didn't stick alone. It's good

1110
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 12: for their teeth.

1111
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,359
Speaker 10: But we have to brush their tea too, so they

1112
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 10: think the tree.

1113
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 1: Yeah I just thought I just thought the vet always

1114
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 1: like all the chase on that great and you're just like,

1115
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 1: oh whatever, they're a dog or a catah, but you

1116
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,960
Speaker 1: actually you actually brush your teeth with like what a

1117
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 1: human toothbrush?

1118
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:01,200
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1119
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 12: Well I got the little doggy toothbrushes, but it turns

1120
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:05,760
Speaker 12: into the mouth, so I actually ended up just buying

1121
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:06,920
Speaker 12: like baby tooth brushes.

1122
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 3: What kind of dog do we got on our hands?

1123
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,479
Speaker 12: Well, we've got a Border Collie, so she was fine,

1124
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 12: but we've got a Japanese spits and she's got a

1125
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 12: really tiny mouse.

1126
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:20,759
Speaker 1: I love it, and they just both hang out. I mean,

1127
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 1: I guess everyone's brushing their teeth. They're not forgetting to

1128
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 1: brush your teeth in your household exactly. There's also a

1129
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 1: really good toothbrushing joke about a Japanese spirits.

1130
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 3: But I don't have time to work on it, you know, I.

1131
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 1: Can just do you need a bit of time? I

1132
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 1: feel if I sat with it for like ten minutes,

1133
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 1: I could probably come up with a sort of semi

1134
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 1: decent joke about a Japanese feel.

1135
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,440
Speaker 3: If Hailey was here, she might have been a month

1136
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:40,280
Speaker 3: with one immediately.

1137
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, same professional jeez, Francis, what is the rule that's

1138
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:47,760
Speaker 1: been enforced by your pets in your house?

1139
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 10: Well, it's not minus mum's dog. So he is a

1140
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 10: little well they call him a snorky poo.

1141
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 5: I'm sorry what.

1142
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 1: A snorky poo does.

1143
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 10: So he's a bit of a mix between us now

1144
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 10: the a teacuptua and a poodle.

1145
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,280
Speaker 2: Jesus.

1146
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 10: Yeah, he's a little tiny thing. He's about three point

1147
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 10: pokos and he's not going to get any bigger. But

1148
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 10: he has to be actually physically spoon fed when he

1149
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 10: eats his meals.

1150
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:27,279
Speaker 1: Otherwise he won't eat.

1151
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:33,719
Speaker 10: And I'm not the worst. Well, he's an office dog,

1152
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 10: so he comes.

1153
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 8: To work with us every day.

1154
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:40,359
Speaker 10: Yeah, and he has to Yeah, I have to sit

1155
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 10: next to him on the floor at work and actually

1156
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 10: give him a spoon with his mint or whatever, which

1157
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 10: is usually venus and mint.

1158
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 3: There is no way in the wild this dog would

1159
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:55,479
Speaker 3: take down a deer.

1160
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think you should be feeding

1161
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:00,320
Speaker 1: a meat that he couldn't acquire himself with a You

1162
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:04,400
Speaker 1: should be vity he should be a hacuna matata diet.

1163
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 1: And I know he doesn't sound because he could flip

1164
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:06,839
Speaker 1: a log.

1165
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 7: He's like this.

1166
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:14,840
Speaker 10: Little thing even like you cannot like say no to

1167
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 10: him anyway.

1168
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 1: He's got you guys, have.

1169
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:20,400
Speaker 10: All kind of done it at the office.

1170
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,839
Speaker 8: All the other people as well help us out.

1171
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:26,839
Speaker 1: And I just imagined the dogs like living like one

1172
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 1: of those Egyptians gods when you get people peeling grapes

1173
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 1: for him and everything. Thank you the messages in If

1174
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,879
Speaker 1: there's no biscuits in my cat's auto fether, he'll knock

1175
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: off the dresser at three even if even if there's

1176
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:41,880
Speaker 1: some in there, but I'd say less.

1177
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 3: Than a handful. He's like, I'm gonna need to be

1178
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 3: knocking some.

1179
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 1: Stuff off the whole of the wall at three am.

1180
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 1: Our cat will only drink water out of the bath.

1181
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,760
Speaker 1: He has to witness the por to know it's fresh,

1182
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 1: and one of the water needs to be warmed slightly.

1183
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 1: He'll touch his temperatures, touch the poor into the water

1184
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,760
Speaker 1: to make sure it's a drinkable temperature before her lap

1185
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:03,839
Speaker 1: and if not, you've got to redo it. Wow.

1186
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:04,480
Speaker 3: Okay.

1187
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 1: The minute I put his kangaroo meat in his bowl,

1188
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 1: he waits and looks at me until I sprinkle some

1189
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 1: biscuits on top. Okay, he lates a crunchy topping. Yeah

1190
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:17,560
Speaker 1: this is a cat, by the way, Yes, we cat

1191
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 1: would never take down a kangaroo. We should not be

1192
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 1: feeding animals and meat that they wouldn't be able.

1193
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 3: To acquire for themselves in the wild.

1194
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,919
Speaker 1: My cat headbuts me until I cuddle her at night,

1195
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 1: arm eleven, and she's done this for the whole five

1196
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:31,439
Speaker 1: years of Oh, that's actually pretty cute.

1197
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 3: It's really cute.

1198
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 1: My rubbih dumps. The cat demands a water bowl from

1199
00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 1: the bathroom. It's the only place he'll drink water in

1200
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 1: the house. I'm constantly saying, remember where I found you

1201
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 1: in a bin? You were happy there. Yeah. My doberman

1202
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 1: has to have a treat. Whenever I make a cup

1203
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 1: of tea. He gets all excited and tweaks to me

1204
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 1: until I give him a treat because I haven't a treat.

1205
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,880
Speaker 1: So is that because when you first ever had the

1206
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: doberman and you made a cup of tea, you gave

1207
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 1: him a treat, so you probably that kind of yeah, habit.

1208
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 1: We have two cat doors in our front door, and

1209
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 1: the cat will still sit outside of meal to be

1210
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:05,560
Speaker 1: let in and the scratch at the door rather than

1211
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 1: using one of the two cat doors available to what

1212
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 1: the hell?

1213
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 3: Um?

1214
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 1: There's so many of these surprise surprise, I mean the

1215
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:14,920
Speaker 1: pet phons always go well for our dog. We have

1216
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 1: to obey the cheese tags. Whenever you're using cheese in

1217
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 1: any way, we have to pay a hefty cheese tax,

1218
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 1: and cheese is not cheap at the moment.

1219
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 4: Yah.

1220
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 1: Sure we have the cheese tax song again. Yeah, absolutely

1221
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 1: right to the 's just commercial free as well thanks

1222
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: to tax cheese.

1223
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 11: You gotta be the cheese tax every time you're cooking,

1224
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 11: when the cheese comes out comes and looking the rules

1225
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:39,800
Speaker 11: or the rules and the facts when the cheese, you

1226
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 11: gotta be taxes.

1227
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 1: You can just google cheese tax song someone message and

1228
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 1: I've been like, that's the most gloriously happy song of ever.

1229
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 1: That's the cheese It's there. Yeah, feel free. Somebody said

1230
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 1: it's so funny hearing people describe a dog by syllables

1231
00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:58,920
Speaker 1: of the dogs that made it up, because we just

1232
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 1: used to call those MutS and is back on the day. Yeah, yeah,

1233
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,440
Speaker 1: like a sporky poodle or whatever it is. Dave has

1234
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 1: a frozen peas axe. Oh, Dave is a dog yep,

1235
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 1: and demands frozen peas a fever come out.

1236
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 3: I mean that's at least that's a treat that's not

1237
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 3: making you pit fat peace frozen peas.

1238
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,440
Speaker 1: My dog will turn on my touch lamp with his

1239
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 1: nose if he needs to go toilet at night. I'm sorry,

1240
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 1: but you imagine waking up from a dream and your

1241
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,400
Speaker 1: lights on. You think someone's on your lights on and

1242
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 1: your dog's ever been like, guess who take me outside?

1243
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 1: Wheeze tires, wheeze time. Fat of the day?

1244
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 11: Day day, day, day.

1245
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 1: Do do do do do do do do do do

1246
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 1: do do. It's birthday week here at fact of the day,

1247
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 1: because tomorrow is my birthday.

1248
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 3: Well it is, boy, I heard this cake. It's a

1249
00:59:58,720 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 3: great day for cake.

1250
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 1: You know, is always cake. We wouldn't do you cakeless?

1251
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:05,320
Speaker 3: Oh good, we wouldn't not have a cake.

1252
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 1: I We're going to be really sad if I went

1253
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: a whole birthday with that ar caake of some description. Yeah,

1254
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 1: like not not not just work, but for like my

1255
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 1: work and personal life was cakeless. Yeah not even that.

1256
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:18,000
Speaker 1: I want to eat heaps of cake. I find it

1257
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 1: a great symbol and a great symbol for a birthday,

1258
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 1: great symbol of love. And yeah, I hope it's cake, baby, Yeah,

1259
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 1: slap some on it. In fact, so I'm looking too

1260
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:33,000
Speaker 1: for tomorrow's fact. Why cakes white cake? Ye, white cake?

1261
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 1: Because yum? Yeah, because yum. I think because yum. Today

1262
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 1: we're looking into birthday bias. This is also known as

1263
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 1: the relative age effect. It's when people are born just

1264
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:45,440
Speaker 1: after an age cut up group date have a big

1265
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 1: advantage over those just born just before. It like a

1266
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:53,520
Speaker 1: generational no like sports, Oh okay, under fifteen, as long

1267
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:56,480
Speaker 1: as you are under fifteen on January first.

1268
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:58,840
Speaker 3: Yes, it's those next.

1269
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 1: Kids that are born after the cutoff date that have

1270
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 1: advantage because they'll always be the oldest and the biggest

1271
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:08,640
Speaker 1: for their age grades. Of course they will so. In kids' sport,

1272
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 1: a few months can make a massive physical difference. I

1273
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:12,920
Speaker 1: don't know if you know this about children. They're small,

1274
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 1: and then they get bigger and they become adults one day.

1275
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,520
Speaker 1: They do. Older kids are stronger and more confident and

1276
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 1: more selected, and there more coached to them all. They're

1277
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 1: literally up to a professional level, more likely to be

1278
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:27,640
Speaker 1: professional because they've always been because they were the biggest

1279
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:30,760
Speaker 1: at a younger age. They got more attention and they

1280
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 1: made a squad, which earned them extra coaching, extra attention

1281
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:38,480
Speaker 1: to stuff, and so it's a small age gat has

1282
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:41,840
Speaker 1: this like long term life ripple. You might be thinking, Okay,

1283
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,360
Speaker 1: give me some stats that relate to New Zealand. Okay,

1284
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 1: I will thank you. Vaughn, children born in January March

1285
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:51,480
Speaker 1: are the oldest in their sporting arenas, and this is

1286
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:56,560
Speaker 1: showing in rugby. In New Zealand rugby there's an overrepresentation

1287
01:01:56,640 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 1: of first quarter births. Really, so more old acts are

1288
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:05,240
Speaker 1: born between January and March than any other quarter of

1289
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 1: the year, and the October to December underrepresented.

1290
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:14,240
Speaker 3: But how did that make them better now in adulthood?

1291
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 1: Because they just were better as kids, So they were

1292
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 1: always like pushed harder, right, and they got a better

1293
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:23,960
Speaker 1: coach than the second team, right because they were the biggest.

1294
01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:27,280
Speaker 1: That was their first status. Very See, this is the

1295
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:31,440
Speaker 1: kind of fascination and intrigue and that we got used

1296
01:02:31,480 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 1: to during chess week and as it run now, that

1297
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 1: we needed during test week. So then they because they

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Speaker 1: were the strongest when they had their teens, they get

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Speaker 1: like you know, like for example, a rep team trains

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01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:46,760
Speaker 1: and has better training techniques and better equipment than a

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Speaker 1: casual team.

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Speaker 3: And they're more likely to make those teams because.

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Speaker 1: Initially because they are in that. It is incredibly and

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Speaker 1: it's around the world as well. In the United Kingdom,

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01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 1: UK school cut off of September first, so kids born

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01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:02,160
Speaker 1: September and Evmber of the oldest. And in English football

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01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:05,920
Speaker 1: academies there's a massive spike in September October, Wow, and

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Speaker 1: a drop off in June August. Yeah. Right, forty percent

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01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:11,400
Speaker 1: of They did a study of some academy levels and

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Speaker 1: forty percent of players were born in that first quarter

1311
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:17,720
Speaker 1: after the cutoff. Wow. And Canada. It's the same with

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01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:22,200
Speaker 1: ice hockey and America. It's the same with baseball, basketball, everything,

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01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 1: like all of their ones. And yeah, around the world

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01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:30,640
Speaker 1: there is. I was in the boys high eleventh fifteen

1315
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:32,960
Speaker 1: because I was born in June, and I've.

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Speaker 3: Got no excuse whatsover.

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01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:39,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're born in Febru suck at everything. I

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01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:43,880
Speaker 1: think it's because they've got glasses. Oh yeah, it's glasses,

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01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:48,160
Speaker 1: your coke bottle glasses. Classes. I can't even see the ball.

1320
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:51,720
Speaker 1: That's got to be a huge disadvantage born. Yeah, so

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01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:56,040
Speaker 1: to be getting caked tomorrow exactly look for to So

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Speaker 1: today's fact of the day is birthday bias or relative

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01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:00,800
Speaker 1: age effect is really a thing it's where people who

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01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:04,439
Speaker 1: are after an age group have a big advantage. Colwen's text,

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01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 1: sorry someone's text and hate to throw a spanner among

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01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:09,000
Speaker 1: facts of the day, but New Zealand rugby has moved

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01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,680
Speaker 1: from jan first to April first?

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Speaker 3: What does that mean for cutoff days? When did it

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01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 3: do that? Though?

1330
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:18,840
Speaker 1: I don't know because this is established fact. It's established fact. Okay,

1331
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 1: so whatever apply it now to the quarter after April.

1332
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 1: It's it's it's the cutoff date. It just so happened

1333
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:34,040
Speaker 1: in New Zealand. It was, okay, January, February March birthdays

1334
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:35,960
Speaker 1: have a disadvantage in the school years that just before

1335
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:40,400
Speaker 1: the cutoffs, so they're always the youngest. Yeah, it's just

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01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:45,440
Speaker 1: after that cutoff. It was where they have confus' confused

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01:04:45,520 --> 01:04:48,320
Speaker 1: after I'm not going to read your mean ones about

1338
01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:51,520
Speaker 1: chessweak anyway. Message can mean text about chess week. It's

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01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,480
Speaker 1: not happening. It's not being read. So today's fact of

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01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:55,840
Speaker 1: the day is you are I just repeated myself.

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Speaker 3: You're right.

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01:04:58,080 --> 01:05:04,120
Speaker 1: Fact of the day, day day, day day Do do.

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01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:12,840
Speaker 2: Then?

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01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:16,560
Speaker 1: Podcast Network The Lovely Brent Rudkin joins us in studio

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01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:18,520
Speaker 1: from the news room. Good morning, it's great to be

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01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:22,440
Speaker 1: here now. Every day, Bryn has thousands of news stories

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01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 1: to choose from, and it's a very hard job to

1348
01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:26,640
Speaker 1: pick which ones will be broadcast at the top of

1349
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:29,959
Speaker 1: our that's right. You're usually the serious, the hardheading news

1350
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,520
Speaker 1: and the floods. Yeah, the deaths.

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01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:33,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's sort of what I go with normally.

1352
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:39,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. Not a lot of lighthearted stuff, good stuff, lighthearted chuckles. Well,

1353
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:42,520
Speaker 1: that's why our segment not enough for the news news

1354
01:05:42,600 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 1: happens all those news stories that weren't good enough. Yeah,

1355
01:05:45,160 --> 01:05:48,440
Speaker 1: main bulletin, but tickled fancies and you know this is

1356
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:50,840
Speaker 1: where they're perfect to be played and not not not enough?

1357
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:52,080
Speaker 1: What is it? Not enough for the.

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Speaker 3: News news.

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01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:56,320
Speaker 1: Held?

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Speaker 3: Good morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm Brannan Rudkin to the Milan Winter Olympics. US Today

1362
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:04,800
Speaker 1: reports an Italian plastic surgeon performed a penis enlargement injection

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01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:07,880
Speaker 1: on a ski jumper just weeks before the games, fueling

1364
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 1: what's been dubbed penis Gate. Rumors suggest some athletes may

1365
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:16,240
Speaker 1: be adjusting their equipment to influence suit sizing and gain

1366
01:06:16,280 --> 01:06:20,320
Speaker 1: an aerodynamic edge. However, both the World Anti Doping Agency

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01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:24,560
Speaker 1: and the Ski Federation says there's absolutely no evidence of

1368
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:34,800
Speaker 1: dodgy dong dealings, Willie wonky workings, phallic fiddling, shlong shenanigans,

1369
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:39,800
Speaker 1: or prolonged long john strong arm aerodynamic enhancements. I'd love

1370
01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:46,320
Speaker 1: to see Hillary Barry read that line. That's you did well.

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01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:50,600
Speaker 1: You really are to set you up here, you really are.

1372
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:55,959
Speaker 1: To Norway, a government's scientist reportedly developed neurological symptoms after

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01:06:56,040 --> 01:07:01,320
Speaker 1: testing a homemade pulsed microwave weapon on himself. He was

1374
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:06,120
Speaker 1: attempting to debunk claims about directed energy weapons. Reports suggest

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01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:09,040
Speaker 1: his head was cooked on the outside and still freezing

1376
01:07:09,080 --> 01:07:11,880
Speaker 1: cold in the middle. And he finishes all his sentences

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Speaker 1: now with three beeps. That's good and to the A

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01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:26,320
Speaker 1: Norfolk police officer has driven his patrol car into a

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01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:29,960
Speaker 1: cyclist he saw littering a sandwich and has been permanently

1380
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:32,600
Speaker 1: cut dagonil or sideways from.

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Speaker 3: The police force.

1382
01:07:33,920 --> 01:07:38,200
Speaker 1: The officer misbred the situation, ran a red light and

1383
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:41,600
Speaker 1: struck the man, ironically sandwiching him briefly between the vehicle

1384
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:45,320
Speaker 1: and the ground, causing minor injuries, but to the cyclist

1385
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:50,320
Speaker 1: was able to walk away from the dosturbans or. The

1386
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:56,480
Speaker 1: officer's career is now toast, good parts, good part done. Yeah,

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01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:58,760
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't write any of that. That's come

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01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:03,080
Speaker 1: straight from from the BBC. I think that's where we

1389
01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:07,920
Speaker 1: set all about. Not enough of the news warriors are amazing,

1390
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:12,640
Speaker 1: Thank you. The favorite favorite probably the Can we dip

1391
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:15,360
Speaker 1: back into the Winter Olympics news story for a second

1392
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:17,559
Speaker 1: take on that list of things of the world just

1393
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:19,360
Speaker 1: from where the World Doping Agent You want me to

1394
01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:23,880
Speaker 1: reread that last line again? Sure? Sure, okay, Both the

1395
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:27,160
Speaker 1: World Anti Doping Agency and the Ski Federation say there's

1396
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:32,400
Speaker 1: absolutely no evidence of dodgy dong dealings, Willie Wonky workings,

1397
01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:40,439
Speaker 1: Phelick fiddling, shalong Shenanigans or prolonged long John Strong arm aero.

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01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:47,360
Speaker 1: Thank you, Brian, Thank you guys.

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01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:49,320
Speaker 2: Plays it ends flesh for hale.

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Speaker 1: Before the show, we were just kind of talking about

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01:08:51,479 --> 01:08:53,640
Speaker 1: costumes and like, you know how the eighties. If you

1402
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:56,120
Speaker 1: dress up in a leotard with some leg warmers and

1403
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:59,280
Speaker 1: your puffy hair, that's the eighties. Everyone knows the seventies

1404
01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:02,600
Speaker 1: was bell bottom or like sixties and seventies was the

1405
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:05,120
Speaker 1: hippy thing or disco or like nineties. You wear a

1406
01:09:05,160 --> 01:09:07,960
Speaker 1: track suit like a nineties if you're going for British,

1407
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,280
Speaker 1: you're going for Oasis. You wear in the tracksuit or

1408
01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:12,439
Speaker 1: you wear like a bad shirt and it's grunge and

1409
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,960
Speaker 1: like the nineties had like the high high vis sort

1410
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:17,960
Speaker 1: of stuff in the early parts of it. Yeah, we

1411
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:19,439
Speaker 1: didn't even know when we were wearing that in the nineties.

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01:09:19,479 --> 01:09:20,360
Speaker 1: We didn't even know it was going to be a

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01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:22,680
Speaker 1: costume Monday. We didn't know we'd be mocked at a

1414
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:25,040
Speaker 1: costume party. Yeah, and then party and then the early

1415
01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:28,160
Speaker 1: two thousands is kind of back in fashion again now. Yeah,

1416
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,040
Speaker 1: a lot of the stuff from the early two thousands,

1417
01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:31,840
Speaker 1: but you could still ham it up for an early

1418
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:36,880
Speaker 1: two thousands costume emos were sort of like later two thousands.

1419
01:09:37,280 --> 01:09:40,360
Speaker 1: What are the twenty and tens and twenty thirty years time?

1420
01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:43,639
Speaker 1: When when I'm not going to be but or maybe

1421
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,840
Speaker 1: we will. We've been in an old folks home dressing

1422
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:47,600
Speaker 1: up like we did when we were young. It'll be

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01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:51,040
Speaker 1: a theme party night. What will what will we be wearing?

1424
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:53,680
Speaker 1: And what will the twenty twenties costume be? Yes, what

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01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:56,840
Speaker 1: will the twenty twenty Okay, great core emotional support drink

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01:09:56,840 --> 01:10:01,080
Speaker 1: bottles will be like an accessory like at big huge

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01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:04,280
Speaker 1: just drink but or a sippy cup. Just feel free

1428
01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:06,840
Speaker 1: to add to the text to the text nine six

1429
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:11,240
Speaker 1: nine sex. Yeah, what what will the twenty twenties costume

1430
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:13,200
Speaker 1: be in thirty years time when people go to a

1431
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:17,360
Speaker 1: twenty twenties themed party? Yeah? Okay, some other coming up. Okay,

1432
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:19,720
Speaker 1: probably gonna have to have a COVID mask involved. I

1433
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:23,599
Speaker 1: was going to say, like full ppa uf pp mass.

1434
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:26,879
Speaker 1: Also a happy six year anniversary of that nearly yep.

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01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:28,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, coming up very soon.

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01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:34,000
Speaker 1: Um. Somebody said twenty twenties, it'll be at leisure where yes,

1437
01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:39,439
Speaker 1: everybody in there, yeahs, and there the scrunch but yes, scrunch.

1438
01:10:39,479 --> 01:10:41,439
Speaker 1: But will be the equivalent of like the leotard from

1439
01:10:41,479 --> 01:10:45,120
Speaker 1: the eighties. Yeah, so tired a bit hard on leotard,

1440
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:48,760
Speaker 1: then maybe just keep going leo tard. Yeah, I kind

1441
01:10:48,760 --> 01:10:51,320
Speaker 1: of made leotard. That's better.

1442
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:53,080
Speaker 3: Thank you for that. Wall.

1443
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:53,760
Speaker 4: Um.

1444
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:57,200
Speaker 1: Somebody said, would ugboots speak too? I'm thinking ugbots twenty

1445
01:10:57,320 --> 01:11:03,240
Speaker 1: tens with Yeah, in the mid two thousand two, haven't

1446
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:07,040
Speaker 1: really gone away gone away? Stools are everywhere, yes, okay,

1447
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:11,200
Speaker 1: someone says it's got to be crocs. Yep. A Visco girl,

1448
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:13,519
Speaker 1: What is a Visco you're just gonna check here with

1449
01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:16,519
Speaker 1: someone who's still in their twenties what a Visco girl is.

1450
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:19,120
Speaker 4: It was back like Covid era, and it was kind

1451
01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:21,439
Speaker 4: of the big drink bottles, the scrunches in your hair.

1452
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:25,240
Speaker 4: Very saved the turtles vibe, big t shirts, little shorts.

1453
01:11:25,439 --> 01:11:27,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because we've all gone back to like plastic straws.

1454
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,680
Speaker 1: We all want plastic straws now.

1455
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:32,559
Speaker 4: It's just like a very cool girl tumbler vibe.

1456
01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:34,360
Speaker 1: But in the twenty two and they had the fluid

1457
01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:36,360
Speaker 1: and rather than clunkin backpacks.

1458
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:40,640
Speaker 4: Yes, backpacks were a crucial part of the Visco girls.

1459
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:42,920
Speaker 3: Did it right? Okay, so that was the Visco girl. Okay,

1460
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:43,400
Speaker 3: I love this.

1461
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:47,160
Speaker 1: Some other ones of what people think will be the

1462
01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:50,840
Speaker 1: twenty twenty costume. Somebody said, gott to be oversized, long

1463
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:54,160
Speaker 1: on the knee or blow knee denim shorts. Yes, are

1464
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:55,160
Speaker 1: they back? They're back?

1465
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:55,400
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1466
01:11:55,479 --> 01:11:58,200
Speaker 1: Are they back? Yeah, they're back. That's only two thousands

1467
01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:00,000
Speaker 1: to me, I feel like that's more. It was owned

1468
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:03,280
Speaker 1: by the early two thousand borrowed. The necklaces are back

1469
01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:06,519
Speaker 1: as well. Yeah, but I think they speak more to

1470
01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:10,720
Speaker 1: that other time. Someone said Covid masks and lab busy.

1471
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:14,160
Speaker 1: Would you attached to the handle of your Stanley cup

1472
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:16,639
Speaker 1: or other brand giant drink bottle?

1473
01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:18,120
Speaker 3: It's part of your costume?

1474
01:12:18,479 --> 01:12:22,760
Speaker 1: Yes, white sneakers, white sneakers back or did they ever

1475
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:24,720
Speaker 1: really go? I just don't do white sneakers because I'm

1476
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:28,080
Speaker 1: a mucky pump. Yeah you spell a lot of yeah, yeah, yeah,

1477
01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:31,200
Speaker 1: you walking mud No. I have. Everything I have is

1478
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:33,679
Speaker 1: so heavily sourced it falls off and onto the white shoes,

1479
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:36,840
Speaker 1: so I completely avoid them at all costs. What else

1480
01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:40,639
Speaker 1: has somebody said? Yeah? What sunglasses would you be wearing?

1481
01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:46,760
Speaker 1: What sunglasses represent the twenty twenties? Like slim ones from

1482
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:50,599
Speaker 1: Bratt's Summer right, the ones Charlie like a brat summer very.

1483
01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:53,839
Speaker 4: The ones that people would wear the festivals or dirty

1484
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:57,240
Speaker 4: dogs are back in a fun way, like a little

1485
01:12:57,320 --> 01:12:58,080
Speaker 4: rape around.

1486
01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:01,599
Speaker 1: Dogs back in a fun way, not a sentence expected

1487
01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:04,280
Speaker 1: to hear the sight of the millennium, Not in an

1488
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:06,639
Speaker 1: ironic way, but a fun one in a fun way

1489
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:07,840
Speaker 1: at a festival.

1490
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:13,120
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, did then podcast needwork plays that?

1491
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:13,559
Speaker 1: Ms?

1492
01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:16,439
Speaker 2: Flitch one and Haley.

1493
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:19,439
Speaker 1: We want to know now when your travel was ruined

1494
01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:22,439
Speaker 1: by a mistake, even better if it was a little

1495
01:13:22,479 --> 01:13:27,320
Speaker 1: oversight from you. You booked the wrong dates, you you

1496
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:30,200
Speaker 1: booked the wrong city because many cities have the same name.

1497
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:35,599
Speaker 1: I in twenty twenty two was very lucky. I went

1498
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:38,800
Speaker 1: to Star Wars celebration. Yes, that was the first time

1499
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:43,280
Speaker 1: I've ever traveled by myself ever. And you're you're about

1500
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:44,360
Speaker 1: to turn how old tomorrow?

1501
01:13:44,479 --> 01:13:44,759
Speaker 3: Forty?

1502
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:48,000
Speaker 1: So that was the year I turned forty, right, yeah,

1503
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:49,280
Speaker 1: twenty two, yeah.

1504
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:54,320
Speaker 3: Myself. And I was just like, so much can go

1505
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:54,880
Speaker 3: wrong here?

1506
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:57,840
Speaker 1: Like you were like, do you have a visa? And

1507
01:13:57,920 --> 01:14:00,000
Speaker 1: the people organizing it were like, do you have a visa?

1508
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:01,920
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I have, thinking they just meant

1509
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:04,920
Speaker 1: like my credit card. I was like, yeah, I know,

1510
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:07,240
Speaker 1: I've only got a MasterCard, but I knew you needed

1511
01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:09,479
Speaker 1: in some countries paperwork to get it. I assumed we

1512
01:14:09,479 --> 01:14:11,560
Speaker 1: were on close enough terms with the United States of

1513
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:14,120
Speaker 1: America that they just let me on a passport the

1514
01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:14,760
Speaker 1: prisoner on front.

1515
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:16,600
Speaker 3: No, you need ant and the East is what that

1516
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:18,320
Speaker 3: was called. And I did that and that was easy.

1517
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:21,559
Speaker 1: Jesus at the airport, you to the airport.

1518
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:23,360
Speaker 3: I did it before the anxiety.

1519
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:26,320
Speaker 1: I just can't deal if I were by myself. It

1520
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:28,400
Speaker 1: would just be a calamity of it. It would be a

1521
01:14:28,439 --> 01:14:31,360
Speaker 1: comedy of areas what happens at the time of my life.

1522
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:33,400
Speaker 1: And this is why we want to know when you

1523
01:14:33,479 --> 01:14:35,960
Speaker 1: travel was ruined by a mistake. Because a friend of

1524
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:38,559
Speaker 1: the show no names, We'll just make up a name.

1525
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:42,160
Speaker 1: Let's call him Nay. You in Yeah, that's that doesn't

1526
01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:46,439
Speaker 1: even sound like a name. This doesn't sound like this, Nay.

1527
01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:51,120
Speaker 1: Let's just call him Nay. Our friend Nae is currently overseas,

1528
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:54,639
Speaker 1: has been an Argentina and is going to Brazil for Carnivar. Yeah,

1529
01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:57,479
Speaker 1: but I don't know if you've seen carnival was happening

1530
01:14:57,479 --> 01:15:00,439
Speaker 1: in Brazil. It has been in my algorithm. There's a

1531
01:15:00,439 --> 01:15:02,639
Speaker 1: few things that happened in Candi that are apparently also

1532
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:06,120
Speaker 1: my algorithm. How is it crossing over into your algorithm?

1533
01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:07,840
Speaker 1: One would you like to explain to the list? I'd

1534
01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:11,000
Speaker 1: love to take this time to explain. Beautiful brown woman,

1535
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:14,720
Speaker 1: beautiful brown woman and in various states of andress are

1536
01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:17,200
Speaker 1: one hundred percent what my algorithm thinks I want to see.

1537
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:19,519
Speaker 1: And I will tell you I am offended, weirdly, not

1538
01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:23,320
Speaker 1: why he's going to Brazil, but anyway, So he'd posted

1539
01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:25,880
Speaker 1: something on Instagram Stories and I messaged him back. I said, oh,

1540
01:15:26,040 --> 01:15:28,920
Speaker 1: ow's Brazil, because you know, it's a great country. The

1541
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:32,280
Speaker 1: beaches are incredible. I heard that's also on my algorithm. Well,

1542
01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:34,280
Speaker 1: he's in the background of my algorithm. I've seen them

1543
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:36,479
Speaker 1: in the background. It's not the main focus points in

1544
01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:39,800
Speaker 1: the algorithm. And he said, still in Argentina. Turns out

1545
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:43,360
Speaker 1: there was a little mistake with the visas. He's got

1546
01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:46,000
Speaker 1: his Argentinian warm but he's got a New Zealand passport

1547
01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:48,840
Speaker 1: and an Australian passport because he lives in Australia now.

1548
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:51,480
Speaker 1: But he didn't have his New Zealand passport. And apparently,

1549
01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:54,519
Speaker 1: and this was news to me, Australia, along with the

1550
01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:57,559
Speaker 1: USA and Canada, are the only three countries you need

1551
01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:01,599
Speaker 1: to actually apply for a visa before you go, because

1552
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:03,840
Speaker 1: most countries, like New Zealand, we can just land in

1553
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:06,160
Speaker 1: Brazil and you get the you know, the ninety they do.

1554
01:16:06,240 --> 01:16:07,240
Speaker 3: What did Canada do?

1555
01:16:07,479 --> 01:16:07,879
Speaker 1: America?

1556
01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:10,320
Speaker 3: I can understand absolutely. Australia.

1557
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:13,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, make sure you spiders, what did Canada do?

1558
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:16,759
Speaker 1: I know, I know what did Australia do. It's bizarre.

1559
01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:19,920
Speaker 1: So he had to stay in Argentina and apply for

1560
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:22,160
Speaker 1: a visa And I was like, I didn't even know

1561
01:16:22,200 --> 01:16:24,479
Speaker 1: that was the thing. He's like me neither, And if

1562
01:16:24,479 --> 01:16:26,559
Speaker 1: it had his New Zealand passport he would have been fine.

1563
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:30,720
Speaker 1: Because of the Australian passport had to apply, so had

1564
01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:32,720
Speaker 1: to just stay a couple of days. Travel plans, you know,

1565
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:34,280
Speaker 1: put out a little bit and this is what we

1566
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:36,280
Speaker 1: want to know this morning. Has this kind of thing

1567
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:38,920
Speaker 1: happened to you where your travel plans are ruined by

1568
01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:42,000
Speaker 1: a mistake, whether it was you someone else organizing the travel,

1569
01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:44,479
Speaker 1: a visa or a vaccine you didn't know you needed

1570
01:16:44,479 --> 01:16:46,200
Speaker 1: because a lot of countries you need a vaccine to

1571
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:48,840
Speaker 1: get in, or you just booked the wrong day or

1572
01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:51,920
Speaker 1: country or place. Oh eight hundred dollars at him nine

1573
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:55,120
Speaker 1: six nine sex when you made a travel mistake and

1574
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:59,280
Speaker 1: your travel plans are ruined. A friend of ours denied

1575
01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:01,400
Speaker 1: a couple of days in Brazil because he needs visa.

1576
01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:04,320
Speaker 1: Australians need a visa. Who knew that to get into Brazil?

1577
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:08,040
Speaker 1: Everyone else just turns up at the airport. Yeah. Crazy.

1578
01:17:08,680 --> 01:17:12,559
Speaker 1: So we've just been gurgling why I can't find what

1579
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:16,360
Speaker 1: Canada did literally googled what did Canada do to Brazil? Yeah,

1580
01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:18,599
Speaker 1: because you can understand America and they had like a

1581
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:23,240
Speaker 1: they had like an aircraft dispute, right, I think. I

1582
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:25,560
Speaker 1: think because Australia were like, to Brazil, you need a

1583
01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:28,400
Speaker 1: visa to come here. They were like why why why

1584
01:17:28,439 --> 01:17:31,479
Speaker 1: did Australia What did Brazil do to Australia. I think

1585
01:17:31,520 --> 01:17:33,680
Speaker 1: just anytime Brazilians want to come to any country, just

1586
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:36,000
Speaker 1: let them in. Is there're the problem is Australia is like,

1587
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:37,920
Speaker 1: We're supposed to be the hot ones. Yeah, I think

1588
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:41,240
Speaker 1: where and now you're coming over here and you're like

1589
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:42,840
Speaker 1: way better? I think so.

1590
01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:44,240
Speaker 3: And the Brillians are Brazilians.

1591
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:49,240
Speaker 1: See Mikayla joins us. Mikayla, when did When was your

1592
01:17:49,280 --> 01:17:50,639
Speaker 1: travel ruined by a mistake?

1593
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:55,000
Speaker 12: It was in twenty twenty one, in the height of COVID, Yeah,

1594
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:58,040
Speaker 12: and we were traveling back from London to New Zealand

1595
01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:00,800
Speaker 12: and we had managed to get a lot of drawer

1596
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:02,600
Speaker 12: and then got a place into the hotel. So it

1597
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,920
Speaker 12: was me and my one and a half year old. Yeah,

1598
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:07,880
Speaker 12: and we then got our COVID test done. You have

1599
01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:10,200
Speaker 12: to get within the forty eight hours before you fly.

1600
01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:10,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1601
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:12,679
Speaker 12: Yeah, and then we got to the airport, like before

1602
01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:15,240
Speaker 12: hour drive, got to the airport, got to the front desk,

1603
01:18:15,640 --> 01:18:18,320
Speaker 12: and the testing station had put the wrong date on

1604
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:20,680
Speaker 12: our paperwork. So then we were around the forty eight

1605
01:18:20,720 --> 01:18:23,400
Speaker 12: hours mark, so we couldn't get on the plane. And

1606
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:26,880
Speaker 12: at that point they didn't have like the quick test. Yeah,

1607
01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:30,559
Speaker 12: and then we had to apply for a whole month

1608
01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,760
Speaker 12: visa to wait for the country to open back up.

1609
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:38,519
Speaker 1: Wow, I would have been lived at that testing place.

1610
01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:43,679
Speaker 1: Yeah with the date. Oh that's crazy. Yeah, and we're

1611
01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:46,640
Speaker 1: just hand Yeah, we just think there was six years ago.

1612
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:49,720
Speaker 1: This all started day crazy. Got time flies a time

1613
01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:53,040
Speaker 1: fly time shose things up your nostrils. I did want

1614
01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:55,200
Speaker 1: to see me recently a COVID test, like when I

1615
01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:56,640
Speaker 1: was sick, because it just felt a little bit more

1616
01:18:56,680 --> 01:19:00,439
Speaker 1: than a cold. And I was like, and I think,

1617
01:19:00,439 --> 01:19:03,200
Speaker 1: what is retro as shoving the sticks that you'll whack

1618
01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:06,920
Speaker 1: up the old hoover. Yeah, way shorter now, Yeah, they've

1619
01:19:06,920 --> 01:19:08,800
Speaker 1: cut down on the sticks. I was going to lose it,

1620
01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:10,600
Speaker 1: but anyway, that was retro. It was a bit of

1621
01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:12,759
Speaker 1: a retro like they'll set up the nose and sneeze

1622
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:15,599
Speaker 1: and then put it in the throat and like, yeah.

1623
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:17,839
Speaker 3: Some messages. And when was your travel ruined by a mistake?

1624
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:20,840
Speaker 1: I guess you could say my sister in law's travel

1625
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:24,120
Speaker 1: was ruined when my brother in law got deported from

1626
01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:27,000
Speaker 1: Australia under the five zero one law on his way

1627
01:19:27,040 --> 01:19:28,880
Speaker 1: to Balley with his wife and two six year old

1628
01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:33,559
Speaker 1: twin boys. So that were they. One is, if you're

1629
01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:35,519
Speaker 1: a criminal in Australia that was born in New Zealand,

1630
01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:37,360
Speaker 1: they'll send you back here, even if you were only

1631
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:39,080
Speaker 1: born here in two days later you moved to Australia

1632
01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:40,760
Speaker 1: if your place of birth was New Zealand. They made

1633
01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:42,439
Speaker 1: up this war where they can just deport the criminals

1634
01:19:42,479 --> 01:19:45,719
Speaker 1: back to New Zealand al fault, which is rich considering

1635
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:51,640
Speaker 1: the country was founded by criminals, wasn't it criminals? I

1636
01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:54,080
Speaker 1: booked a non refundable flights, a car and a hotel

1637
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:56,439
Speaker 1: for BMX nationals in Auckland, but forgot to enter my

1638
01:19:56,479 --> 01:20:02,519
Speaker 1: son in the event. Strictly no, lady, Oh, surely they

1639
01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:06,120
Speaker 1: cut you some slack when you've booked everything. Yeah, traveling

1640
01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:08,280
Speaker 1: to New York, I didn't realize about the ester thing.

1641
01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:11,479
Speaker 1: I also bought my expired passport with me to the airport.

1642
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:14,679
Speaker 1: See what's my connectings like from Los Angeles. You shouldn't

1643
01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:16,840
Speaker 1: be traveling. I don't think you're You're like Vord and

1644
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:19,000
Speaker 1: you shouldn't be traveling. You need someone with you, you

1645
01:20:19,040 --> 01:20:22,160
Speaker 1: need supervision. Yeah, got confused with numbers and dates. Made

1646
01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:24,680
Speaker 1: my party of four with our eight giant suitcases go

1647
01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:27,720
Speaker 1: to the airport for a three in flight that went Hawaii,

1648
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:31,200
Speaker 1: Australia and New Zealand. This suspiciously, our airlines cowsk wasn't open.

1649
01:20:32,520 --> 01:20:34,519
Speaker 1: Turns out I got us at the airport a day early.

1650
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:36,599
Speaker 1: My children have never forgiven me for waking them up

1651
01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:38,200
Speaker 1: so early for no reason and remind me of the

1652
01:20:38,240 --> 01:20:41,200
Speaker 1: fact they got an entire extra day and paradise.

1653
01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:43,080
Speaker 3: They still don't take it on board. They're very ungrateful.

1654
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:44,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's funny.

1655
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:46,760
Speaker 3: Happy aning, But it was sketchy to start with.

1656
01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:49,360
Speaker 1: My girlfriend, I seized the day and spontaneously went to Wellington,

1657
01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:51,479
Speaker 1: left the accommodation booking to her and amazingly there were

1658
01:20:51,479 --> 01:20:53,920
Speaker 1: still places available. Were arrive and wait to be checked in,

1659
01:20:53,960 --> 01:20:55,719
Speaker 1: and wait and wait and wait like a long time.

1660
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:58,160
Speaker 1: No one was in reception no phone to call. Eventually,

1661
01:20:58,160 --> 01:21:02,599
Speaker 1: another family arrives, and again, weirdly, a receptionist decides still appear,

1662
01:21:02,680 --> 01:21:04,200
Speaker 1: so we wait and finally get to check and only

1663
01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:06,160
Speaker 1: discover that my girlfriend had booked the same dates the

1664
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:09,799
Speaker 1: following month and they were fully booked out on the streets.

1665
01:21:10,520 --> 01:21:15,479
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, no. That always happens in February and March,

1666
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:18,759
Speaker 1: because you might be booking something you think you're booking

1667
01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:21,880
Speaker 1: it for February and you'll be like, yeah, it's Wednesday, Yesterday,

1668
01:21:22,120 --> 01:21:24,680
Speaker 1: Thursday the nineteenth. But on a year that's not a

1669
01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:27,160
Speaker 1: leap year, March also has a Thursday the nineteenth. This

1670
01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:30,680
Speaker 1: is why my favorite app for traveling is called trip it,

1671
01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:33,040
Speaker 1: and you send all of your itineries to this and

1672
01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:36,360
Speaker 1: it makes like this detailed itinery and then you look

1673
01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:38,479
Speaker 1: at it when it's finished and you can see if

1674
01:21:38,479 --> 01:21:40,599
Speaker 1: the flights and hotel dates are different.

1675
01:21:40,680 --> 01:21:41,960
Speaker 3: It will show you, it will tell you.

1676
01:21:42,040 --> 01:21:43,800
Speaker 1: It'll you know, it'll be way out of kelter and

1677
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:47,800
Speaker 1: you'll be like, oh, I've messed that up. Handy Honey Merchant,

1678
01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:49,680
Speaker 1: Tahiti on the husband's birthday, rove at the airport and

1679
01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:51,240
Speaker 1: the wee hours of the morning six am go to

1680
01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:51,519
Speaker 1: check it.

1681
01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:52,879
Speaker 3: In his passport's long expired.

1682
01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:56,519
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, emergency passort can't be turned around there quickly, so

1683
01:21:56,520 --> 01:21:58,439
Speaker 1: after much exasperation at the airport, end up did I

1684
01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:00,720
Speaker 1: in the honeymoon by two weeks? Happened to be three

1685
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:02,519
Speaker 1: months pregnant at the time, so I thought would try

1686
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:04,040
Speaker 1: and cheer up his birthda by taking him for the

1687
01:22:04,040 --> 01:22:06,800
Speaker 1: gender scan. The baby was hiding, so there's no gender

1688
01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:10,280
Speaker 1: reveal for his birthday. Disastrous birthday.

1689
01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:10,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1690
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:14,840
Speaker 6: The ZNN podcast network plays z n's Flesh Worn and

1691
01:22:14,920 --> 01:22:15,879
Speaker 6: Haley Yesterday?

1692
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:16,879
Speaker 3: Was it yesterday?

1693
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:22,200
Speaker 1: There was a little internet tease of for Hannah Montana

1694
01:22:22,479 --> 01:22:28,040
Speaker 1: the twentieth anniversary Yeah reunion specially situation, and all it

1695
01:22:28,040 --> 01:22:30,479
Speaker 1: showed was the foot of Hannah Montana getting out of

1696
01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:32,840
Speaker 1: the car. That foot is Miley Cyrus's foot, of course,

1697
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:35,839
Speaker 1: So to celebrate for the twentieth anniversary of Hannah Montana,

1698
01:22:35,920 --> 01:22:38,440
Speaker 1: it looks like we're getting a Hannah Montana.

1699
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:42,439
Speaker 3: Special, right, what's it going to look like?

1700
01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:45,439
Speaker 1: Because Miley Cyrus is a considerably different Miley Cyrus than

1701
01:22:45,479 --> 01:22:47,639
Speaker 1: she was twenty years ago when she played Hannah Montana.

1702
01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:51,839
Speaker 1: Hannah Montana experts producers are just dealing with some mum callers.

1703
01:22:51,920 --> 01:22:57,400
Speaker 1: Was this Harry Potter Harry Potter not Harry Potter styles?

1704
01:22:57,600 --> 01:23:01,479
Speaker 3: Yes, producers, do we think this is going to look like?

1705
01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:04,960
Speaker 5: I so, I was hoping that it would be like

1706
01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:08,120
Speaker 5: some form of a new episode, or she's like performing

1707
01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:10,760
Speaker 5: a bunch of songs. It still might be, but we

1708
01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:14,160
Speaker 5: do know that it's being hostess. So is it going

1709
01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:16,160
Speaker 5: to be like the Friends one where they just sat

1710
01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:16,679
Speaker 5: on the couch.

1711
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:19,439
Speaker 1: That'll be a lit down That's what I think. The

1712
01:23:19,479 --> 01:23:22,839
Speaker 1: Friends one was a lit down. A they'll probably perform

1713
01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:23,320
Speaker 1: at least.

1714
01:23:23,439 --> 01:23:26,120
Speaker 4: Didn't one of the cast just compete in the Olympics?

1715
01:23:26,880 --> 01:23:29,280
Speaker 2: What rather?

1716
01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:29,880
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1717
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:32,400
Speaker 8: Her brother Jackson Eddie? Was that his name?

1718
01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:38,920
Speaker 1: Jason Earls? Not even close? Jackson was her brother's name?

1719
01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:39,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay herself.

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Speaker 5: He's wata No I haven't And have you ever competed

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Speaker 5: in the Olympics?

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Speaker 4: No?

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01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:54,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, he just competed in the Olympics.

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Speaker 1: What did he do with the Olympics?

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Speaker 8: Some snow thing? I think?

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01:23:57,120 --> 01:24:00,960
Speaker 1: Wow that she knows? Wow, Okay, we crossed out to

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Speaker 1: our Winter Olympics expert, Shannon. Something in the snow. Yes,

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01:24:06,040 --> 01:24:08,160
Speaker 1: it's another day at the wondering Olympics. A lot of

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01:24:08,280 --> 01:24:12,759
Speaker 1: snow stuff happening, Jason Earls, I need to know now. Yeah,

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01:24:12,920 --> 01:24:15,519
Speaker 1: I won't be able to as well.

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Speaker 3: Right, Maybe I'm just making that or not.

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01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:18,960
Speaker 8: I don't think.

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01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:21,599
Speaker 1: No, you totally made it up. Search results indicate recent

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01:24:21,640 --> 01:24:23,599
Speaker 1: mentions of and relate to his experience as a TV

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01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:26,080
Speaker 1: star pre social media, especially in Hannah, Montana. He is

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01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:27,920
Speaker 1: not affiliated in any way to the twenty twenty six

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01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:30,759
Speaker 1: Winder Olympics. Okay, check yourself.

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01:24:31,040 --> 01:24:33,639
Speaker 8: That a mean weas are going around. Maybe I need

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01:24:33,640 --> 01:24:34,479
Speaker 8: to check myself.

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01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:37,120
Speaker 3: Might just be a guy with the same name.

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01:24:37,520 --> 01:24:39,160
Speaker 8: Oh no, same face.

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01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:42,520
Speaker 3: I think what's happened.

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01:24:42,320 --> 01:24:49,000
Speaker 1: Here is Shannon's conspiracy theories have come through onto the radio.

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01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:52,280
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, all.

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01:24:52,280 --> 01:24:54,000
Speaker 8: Right, I'm excited.

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01:24:54,120 --> 01:24:54,879
Speaker 3: Yeah it's good.

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01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:59,920
Speaker 1: And an other TV news mckinna Grace who's been very

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01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:03,640
Speaker 1: yes projects and will be playing I knew your name

1750
01:25:03,680 --> 01:25:07,000
Speaker 1: this morning? What was it? Masally Donner? And the upcoming

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01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:13,360
Speaker 1: Hunger Games Sunrise playing a sandwich should don't kabab I've

1752
01:25:13,439 --> 01:25:17,360
Speaker 1: never seen a Hunger game, so I'm assuming they're hungry. No,

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01:25:17,439 --> 01:25:21,840
Speaker 1: it's not really, harn Okay, well they are actually and

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01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:24,000
Speaker 1: the districts. They are hungry, thank you, And that's why

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01:25:24,040 --> 01:25:26,519
Speaker 1: they compete in the games. Yes, because they're hungry, and

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01:25:26,760 --> 01:25:29,599
Speaker 1: they do a thing called a test array. And that means,

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01:25:29,640 --> 01:25:31,840
Speaker 1: you say, if you were hungry and you you've got

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01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:33,599
Speaker 1: to be under eighteen for the Hunger Game. It's cruel,

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01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:36,040
Speaker 1: I know, but that's that's presence. No runs things. Yeah,

1760
01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:38,600
Speaker 1: if you're family was hungry, you could go to the

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01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:41,120
Speaker 1: council office and be like, can I have a loaf

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01:25:41,160 --> 01:25:42,559
Speaker 1: of bread? And they say yes, but you gotta put

1763
01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:43,360
Speaker 1: your name in the drawer.

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01:25:43,360 --> 01:25:46,960
Speaker 3: Again. Oh okay, that's a test array. I'd put your name. Well, no,

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01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:48,040
Speaker 3: you can't my name.

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01:25:48,720 --> 01:25:50,320
Speaker 8: You're both balled. You could probably get away with it.

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01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:51,960
Speaker 1: You can't rock up with a bed and and be like,

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01:25:52,400 --> 01:25:55,360
Speaker 1: I'm here from a test array and I don't know

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01:25:55,360 --> 01:25:58,559
Speaker 1: how the hungry games work. Hunger games. Yeah, but she's

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01:25:58,600 --> 01:26:01,400
Speaker 1: been she's been cast in a live action Scooby Doo

1771
01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:05,160
Speaker 1: series at Netflix as Daphne the red Headed One. Did

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01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:06,160
Speaker 1: we need a live action?

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01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:09,599
Speaker 8: I'm not sure they're already technically is a live action?

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01:26:09,720 --> 01:26:09,880
Speaker 4: Right?

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01:26:09,920 --> 01:26:12,080
Speaker 8: That really famous one Sara.

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01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:14,320
Speaker 1: Michelle Gallner and Fredy Prince Junior, and that not.

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01:26:14,400 --> 01:26:16,439
Speaker 8: A serious one. Was that to take the that was

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01:26:16,479 --> 01:26:17,479
Speaker 8: it serious?

1779
01:26:17,520 --> 01:26:20,439
Speaker 1: But goofy, Yeah, goofy. You'd say good Scooby Doo, but

1780
01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:24,320
Speaker 1: was always a bit goofy. Yeah. The real twist was

1781
01:26:24,320 --> 01:26:26,400
Speaker 1: in the second one when Scrappy Doo was the bad guy.

1782
01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:28,720
Speaker 8: Spoiler. I haven't seen it yet.

1783
01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:30,360
Speaker 3: I know it's only twenty four years old.

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01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:34,880
Speaker 2: Playze Plaze end.

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01:26:37,240 --> 01:26:39,840
Speaker 1: We are going to start this voice break with an

1786
01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:43,800
Speaker 1: apology from Shannon. We take facts very seriously here and

1787
01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:47,519
Speaker 1: if we're ever you know, proven that a fact we've

1788
01:26:47,520 --> 01:26:50,280
Speaker 1: said is in fact misinformation, will be quick to remedy it.

1789
01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:52,840
Speaker 1: And we're not too big to say sorry, but not me.

1790
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:54,320
Speaker 1: I won't do it, Shannon.

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01:26:55,920 --> 01:26:58,479
Speaker 4: Now I have headed to TikTok, where I get.

1792
01:26:58,360 --> 01:26:59,320
Speaker 8: All my information from.

1793
01:26:59,560 --> 01:27:03,599
Speaker 4: There's your problem and the tech talk account Jason Earls

1794
01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:08,000
Speaker 4: is Hot with a w posted three AI photos of

1795
01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:10,400
Speaker 4: Jason Earls doing the luge.

1796
01:27:10,479 --> 01:27:11,839
Speaker 8: They gave him quite a nice bulge.

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01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:16,519
Speaker 4: We'll say, for what didn't expect And I totally fell

1798
01:27:16,560 --> 01:27:19,920
Speaker 4: for this and this is one hundred percent AI. And yeah,

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01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,040
Speaker 4: he has never competed in the Olympics, He's never done

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01:27:22,080 --> 01:27:24,880
Speaker 4: the luge, and I don't know why I see one

1801
01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:25,599
Speaker 4: of them went to prison.

1802
01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:26,639
Speaker 8: I think I just made that up.

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01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:27,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, this.

1804
01:27:27,600 --> 01:27:31,439
Speaker 1: Is why we get our facts from Wikipedia and we

1805
01:27:31,560 --> 01:27:36,400
Speaker 1: pay for it. Were given. Sometimes you don't have to

1806
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:39,000
Speaker 1: give them three dollars if they ask. Okay. So guy

1807
01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:41,160
Speaker 1: from Hannah, Montana.

1808
01:27:41,439 --> 01:27:44,240
Speaker 4: Non Olympian, not an Olympian, but maybe going to be

1809
01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:45,360
Speaker 4: in the twenty year special.

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01:27:45,439 --> 01:27:48,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also those photos looked so I I think that's

1811
01:27:48,720 --> 01:27:51,400
Speaker 1: distracted by the bulge. I thought you were going to

1812
01:27:51,520 --> 01:27:53,439
Speaker 1: use AI to write your apology, and I thought they

1813
01:27:53,439 --> 01:27:55,000
Speaker 1: would have been a nice little twist of irony.

1814
01:27:55,240 --> 01:27:57,439
Speaker 8: Nah, crazy man.

1815
01:27:57,520 --> 01:27:58,160
Speaker 3: Crazy man.

1816
01:27:58,560 --> 01:28:03,559
Speaker 1: Now a study has been done hazard about adults who

1817
01:28:03,600 --> 01:28:06,479
Speaker 1: are happier, healthier, and less stressed. Would you like to

1818
01:28:06,520 --> 01:28:13,000
Speaker 1: be happier, healthier, and less stress carpet of flincher. There's

1819
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:15,400
Speaker 1: nothing I'd love more than to tick one of those

1820
01:28:15,439 --> 01:28:18,120
Speaker 1: that to take any of them, any of those three,

1821
01:28:18,240 --> 01:28:19,679
Speaker 1: just even if it's a half tick.

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01:28:20,360 --> 01:28:20,559
Speaker 3: Well.

1823
01:28:21,080 --> 01:28:22,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, a study has been done and it's found the

1824
01:28:22,960 --> 01:28:26,240
Speaker 1: adults that make time for playfulness and not just work

1825
01:28:26,280 --> 01:28:30,240
Speaker 1: and responsibilities, but people there, and not playfulness as in

1826
01:28:30,439 --> 01:28:35,480
Speaker 1: like playing games. It could just be like a playful mindset.

1827
01:28:35,640 --> 01:28:41,080
Speaker 1: Curiosity spontaneous creativity, humor, movement. Those are the adults that

1828
01:28:41,080 --> 01:28:44,200
Speaker 1: are healthier, happiest. I'm screwed because I love play. I

1829
01:28:44,439 --> 01:28:47,880
Speaker 1: prioritize play over all things. But you're still mister porches.

1830
01:28:47,920 --> 01:28:50,200
Speaker 1: Maybe why I get stressed because of poor time manager,

1831
01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:59,480
Speaker 1: you're stress because of other reasons. Would you like me to.

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01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:00,519
Speaker 3: I guess it would be a true one day time.

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01:29:00,400 --> 01:29:02,840
Speaker 1: For my birthday. Yeah, that'd be nice. That'd be nice.

1834
01:29:02,840 --> 01:29:07,160
Speaker 1: And you want me to pencil that not really pencil, okay,

1835
01:29:07,880 --> 01:29:11,760
Speaker 1: but yeah. Apparently adults that show greater emotional balance, resilience,

1836
01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:15,479
Speaker 1: and positive feelings are the ones that are playful. I mean,

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01:29:15,479 --> 01:29:17,599
Speaker 1: we're so lucky with this job, but it's just a

1838
01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:24,520
Speaker 1: big laugh, let's play. It's just we're silly prioritized play. Yeah,

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01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:29,240
Speaker 1: that's that's. I like seeing happy old people. Yeah, the cheeky,

1840
01:29:29,479 --> 01:29:32,240
Speaker 1: cheeky chappies and chairpisses. Yeah, because I'm going to be

1841
01:29:32,240 --> 01:29:32,880
Speaker 1: a grumpy old.

1842
01:29:35,240 --> 01:29:35,599
Speaker 3: Get off.

1843
01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:38,080
Speaker 1: This is why you're doing the sleeping and the eating,

1844
01:29:38,120 --> 01:29:41,000
Speaker 1: ride and the exercise and everything now, yes, exactly, so

1845
01:29:41,080 --> 01:29:43,439
Speaker 1: you can enjoy your happiness when your body's still around

1846
01:29:43,479 --> 01:29:44,439
Speaker 1: to enjoy the happiness.

1847
01:29:44,479 --> 01:29:46,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'll give up. I'll give up when my

1848
01:29:46,200 --> 01:29:47,439
Speaker 3: body came in and.

1849
01:29:47,439 --> 01:29:52,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, yep, so play today, So go out and play.

1850
01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:55,200
Speaker 1: Get on that Hailey the other day was on a swing.

1851
01:29:55,280 --> 01:29:56,840
Speaker 1: I was on a swing two days ago and I

1852
01:29:56,880 --> 01:29:58,640
Speaker 1: planned to go on a swing again today. Yeah, you

1853
01:29:58,680 --> 01:30:00,760
Speaker 1: get some funny looks. So when you're a man with

1854
01:30:00,840 --> 01:30:02,479
Speaker 1: a bed that looks like you in a play. And

1855
01:30:02,479 --> 01:30:04,080
Speaker 1: then I lost one of my shoes and I couldn't

1856
01:30:04,080 --> 01:30:06,120
Speaker 1: stop because I didn't like it was underneath. It was

1857
01:30:06,120 --> 01:30:07,280
Speaker 1: like one of those mats, and I was like, I'm

1858
01:30:07,280 --> 01:30:09,120
Speaker 1: gonna hurt my toe if I put my foot down,

1859
01:30:09,160 --> 01:30:10,800
Speaker 1: And so I was like, how else some gonna stop me?

1860
01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:13,320
Speaker 3: I can't help myself, That's what I was saying.

1861
01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:16,639
Speaker 1: Hey, remember how you just gave that uber driver five

1862
01:30:16,680 --> 01:30:18,439
Speaker 1: stars because you wanted five stars back?

1863
01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:20,840
Speaker 3: Yes, let's do that with this podcast.

1864
01:30:21,400 --> 01:30:24,040
Speaker 1: Review it five stars, Tell your friends and we'll do

1865
01:30:24,120 --> 01:30:25,519
Speaker 1: the same for you if you ever need a review

1866
01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:28,479
Speaker 1: for anything. But where are you giving me my five stars?

1867
01:30:28,520 --> 01:30:28,680
Speaker 4: Well?

1868
01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:31,519
Speaker 1: I don't know. Do you own a restaurant or something? Yes,

1869
01:30:31,760 --> 01:30:33,840
Speaker 1: if you give us five stars on this podcast, tell

1870
01:30:33,920 --> 01:30:36,840
Speaker 1: us where you would like will review, even where we

1871
01:30:36,880 --> 01:30:39,280
Speaker 1: won't even go we'll review your thing. I don't want

1872
01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:41,479
Speaker 1: people to know where my restaurant is. I'm doing one

1873
01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:43,759
Speaker 1: of those secret restaurants.

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01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:47,200
Speaker 3: That's exactly the opposite of hell restaurants. Work play z

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Speaker 3: it ms Fletchborn and Hayley