WEBVTT - "G Lane Returns!" 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:02.400 Live from the Export Beer Gudens Studio and brought to 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:04.360 you by Export Ultra the Beer for Here. This is 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:07.160 the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the twenty sixth of August. 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:12.280 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:14.640 brought to you by Next Sport a Vulture. 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:19.079 Welcome back, Glane Ah. Great to be back, Great to 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:21.000 be back, great to heavy back. Yeah, I was down 0:00:21.000 --> 0:00:23.720 in South Canterbury, actually beautiful part of the country. 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:27.280 Pumped South Canterbury with a lot of my money. Yeah, 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:30.160 so you know that's for the people of South Canterbury obviously. 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:31.600 You know, we popped into the. 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:37.720 Fairly bake House, had a cheese steak and mushroom pie. 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:38.160 And a ward winner. 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:40.560 They don't come much better than the Fairly Baked House. 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:41.040 I'll tell you what. 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:45.320 The Fairly bake House is potentially the biggest economic powerhouse 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:48.800 of Fairly because nothing else was open, really and nothing 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:50.200 no one else had a queue out the door. 0:00:50.240 --> 0:00:53.159 No, it would turn over more than all of the 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:56.760 surrounding farms combined. I reckon yeap with way less overheads, 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:57.880 I would not be surprised. 0:00:58.280 --> 0:00:59.040 And what I love. 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:02.080 About the Fairly Baked House us which is a great 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:04.440 place to go when you are feely baked. Is that 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:08.160 they have not done anything to the layout of. 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:11.640 The It's rural cafe, through and through the chairs, the tables, everything. 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:15.640 Despite the fact that it is so popular there's always 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:18.120 a queue out the door, they haven't done anything about 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:20.560 their que They haven't put anywhere for you to stand, 0:01:21.000 --> 0:01:23.000 ropes or anything. If you've want to queue up in 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:24.880 the fucking on the street, go for it. 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:27.240 They don't. They don't care. And that's what I love 0:01:27.240 --> 0:01:28.119 about the Feely back House. 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:29.480 It's not going to turn its back on who it is, 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:31.920 and it's also not going to assume that that success 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:33.720 is going to keep going because the moment they put 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:35.679 all that stuff in, everyone had stuff going there. 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:36.000 I reckon. 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:38.440 It's just the range Rover packed at the back. Yeah, 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:39.440 that's the only giveaway. 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:41.119 That's the key. Yeah, yeah, that's the only give way. 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:43.720 Plus, you know, I did a really real good tiki tour, 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:47.040 was in Tekepo twice, all going that round hill. 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:49.240 You know, just spent some more money up there. 0:01:49.360 --> 0:01:51.840 Now Dobson, you get to Dobbin. Dobbo was closed. 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:54.240 Dobbo was suffering a little bit from the wind direction, 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:57.280 and I was quite thankful to that because that would 0:01:57.320 --> 0:02:00.480 require chains. Yeah, and you know it's chains are one 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:04.760 of those real demasculating things to trumput on chains and 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:07.720 the freezing cold, wet and you watch the video. I 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:11.040 remember watching the YouTube video and it was this young 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:12.760 lady and she was going to see you do it, 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:16.960 and I did notice a lot of jump cuts. She goes, 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:18.800 he goes, you just threw that around there, bomp up 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:19.839 the back and it's done. 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:20.799 I'm like, no, no, no. 0:02:20.919 --> 0:02:24.960 And then I watched another one of a guy actually 0:02:25.080 --> 0:02:27.160 just with his mate filming and he's on his back 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:31.160 under the car, covered in mud and shit, swearing a 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:34.480 fucking James fuck. And that was much more on my 0:02:34.560 --> 0:02:37.040 level because I was like, ah see, that's that's more realistic. 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:38.119 That's more realistic. 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:39.799 So if you yell at your son for holding the 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:43.399 phone wrong, then it'll get on a bit quicker. Jerry 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:46.079 talked about this last week. He was saying that he 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:48.839 his wife is an experts. She's just got a knack 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:51.280 for being able to put chains on. That's hot, it is, 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:55.079 but unfortunately everyone that drives past him just gives him 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:58.160 the biggest evils or people who walk up to him like, 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:00.840 are you just letting your wife like? He'll be in 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:02.480 the passenger seat warming his hands. 0:03:02.480 --> 0:03:05.800 On the event. I did suggest that to my twelve 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:06.399 year old son. 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:08.400 I said, if you guys want to make some money, 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:12.799 go out there and just get on pair overalls, some gloves. 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:15.880 Just prepare to get completely covered. 0:03:15.560 --> 0:03:19.200 In mud, but become a ninja at putting on chains 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:21.359 and charge people twenty bucks. I'll pay they've got money, 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:23.440 I've got money, don't worry about that, and just be 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:24.600 ninjas on the slopes. 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:25.799 Plus, when you're a bit. 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:29.120 Older, not a bad place to pick up. Oh no, 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:32.400 I'm talking about you know, the car full of potential 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:35.800 suitors coming up the mountain in Distress seventeen eighteen. Yeah, 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:39.840 out of the mists comes Ralph Lane. Yeah, there's overalls 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:42.520 between sixth and seventh form there. Yeah, he's he's sixty 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:44.600 three probably by then, you know, he's like, you go, 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:46.240 you guys need a hand with these chains. 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:47.280 It's on the house. 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:48.680 What do he goes up to later? 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:52.720 Yeahs come down to and you know we're talking about 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:55.000 we're talking all the dance. We're talking about this, not 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:57.080 with the children, hobnously trying to relive our youth and 0:03:57.080 --> 0:03:59.360 what we should have done when we were younger. But 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:02.560 that's going to be my goal before my son turned sixteen, 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:04.440 that he is going to become a ninja. 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:06.040 Well, you've going to figure out how to do it first. 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:07.200 That's an issue too. 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:10.400 I wasn't the I wasn't the driveway and Tekapo and 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:11.840 if you were staying next to me, you would have 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:12.200 heard me go. 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:14.600 Fuck, how do you fuck? 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:17.040 You get little cuts in your top of your fingers 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:19.279 as well, and then it starts in the instruction. 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:20.560 Anyway, I've actually did it. 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:22.240 I've actually got there and put them on and then 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:24.040 promptly took them off again and decided not to go 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:25.479 up Dobson because it required chains. 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:28.080 The locals would be like, fucking, here's another Auckland correct. 0:04:28.440 --> 0:04:30.760 I met a lot of great locals though. I met 0:04:31.040 --> 0:04:32.200 the lovely Josh from Mamaru. 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:35.200 He was an o how Lodge with his with his 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:40.200 new girlfriend go on, yeah, it was their second date. 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:43.040 Was going up the mountain and going skiing. Powerful second day, yeah, 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:46.080 I know, and the high What was more lotty was 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:48.320 in him. What was more powerful was he came down 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:49.760 the mountain to oh How Lodge he had a couple 0:04:49.800 --> 0:04:51.720 of beers with us. A couple of beers turned into 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:53.640 about eight beers and he had to stay the night 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:54.440 at oh How Lodge. 0:04:54.480 --> 0:04:55.880 Oh, and so did Lotti. 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:58.320 So the second date was an overnighter in the Oha 0:04:58.440 --> 0:05:03.120 Lodge and was as peeled as Josh was not really. 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:05.320 She went to bed early and Josh stayed up to 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:08.479 the wee hours with us. So she went to bed 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:10.160 and rung her beyss mate. It was just like right, 0:05:10.160 --> 0:05:12.400 so now we're having to stay here, Okay, he's wasted. 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:13.560 She was from Belgium. 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:16.960 Oh yeah, she was a dairy farmer from Belgium working 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:19.440 and got her first gag in the cargo and then 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:20.800 got the second one in Omeroon. 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:24.560 It's enough grade? Yeah? Does she go directly to Hell 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:26.520 after that? Like? What's the trajectory there? 0:05:27.240 --> 0:05:29.719 Young twenty three year old thrusters were They were great fun. 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:32.400 It was it was refreshing to see someone with little 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:34.720 care about turning up to work the next day. Because 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:37.520 that was a Sunday. Oh yeah, no, what was it? 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:39.440 It was a it was a week weekday, that's right. 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:41.960 It was a Wednesday or Thursday, right, yeah, so. 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:44.320 What and he was going to drive back to Omaru 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:47.400 presumably yea from Oh that's. 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:49.479 Quite a quite a trick and a half or so, 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:51.640 isn't it. Yeah, oh yeah, but I mean like before work. 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:54.359 I suppose that's an average Auckland commute. No, No, that 0:05:54.480 --> 0:05:56.200 is quite a common thing. I've seen a few people 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:59.480 do it at the Mythan Pub, the Brown Pub. I've 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:01.840 seen the stay there overnight and then go to work 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:03.400 and ash burt in the next day. You can have 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:05.680 yourself a beautiful holiday down there in South Canterbury at 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:07.760 the moment. Yeah, absolutely, we prefered them all the Blue Pup, 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:10.760 You're a blue pub? Was there a band going at 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:11.080 the Blue? 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:13.480 It was? There was later on, but we'd skid out 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:14.839 of by the d because we had to feed nine 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:15.640 thousand kids. 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:17.560 Anywhere we went. We were like it was like locusts 0:06:17.640 --> 0:06:18.279 so gone. 0:06:18.760 --> 0:06:21.839 Just anything that wasn't bolted down would be in their pocket, 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:27.120 like hot chocolates, sugar sachets, just anything, anything to just 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:29.360 keep them going. But the hot pools nice and Mythvine, 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:31.239 No I haven't. I haven't tried out the hot pools 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:33.680 and Mythvin yet. Very different experiences are hot pools and 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:36.039 you have sessions, which is quite good. So you booked 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:38.920 the three pm to five pm session and you get 0:06:38.920 --> 0:06:41.360 two hours, but it limits the numbers. And they've got 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:44.240 a bombing pool and amongst it they've got like a 0:06:44.720 --> 0:06:46.560 it's only about the size of a spar pool, but 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:48.480 it's two and a half meters deep, and then they 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:51.039 have a platform and it's just like fill your boots. 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:53.520 So basically all the dads and all the kids in 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:56.440 an hour, just emptying that little bucket. 0:06:56.520 --> 0:06:58.039 Yeah, it was mean, that's perfect. 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:00.440 It's like, don't like, you know, because there's all always 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:02.680 signs don't jump at the pool, don't die, blah blah blah, 0:07:02.680 --> 0:07:03.479 people are going to do it. 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:03.720 Yeah. 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:06.440 And also one of the other little kids, Freddy, was 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:07.720 just running around around the pool and I was like, 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:08.360 we you he goes. 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:11.560 There's no sign saying you can't run. He running a 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:14.200 round and around. I was like, oh, fair play, Yeah, 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:16.120 you are still just as likely to slip over and 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:18.520 track your hear there's no sign. So he was into 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:20.880 it fair enough. So a good holiday down there in 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:23.000 South king This was great. I love it. I had 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:26.240 a great time down south Canerbury. They betrayed me over 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:29.679 the week in South Caniby the rugby team. No they don't. 0:07:29.840 --> 0:07:31.200 They won but by too much. 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:33.560 I took They were playing wided up a Bush who 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:35.600 had a plus twenty five and a half hit start. 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:37.120 I was like, that is a lot of points in 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:40.800 a rugby union game. So I took that, and South 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:43.440 Canibury thump them like sixty three to thirty or something. 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:44.800 Yeah, I can't rely on the bush. 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:46.440 You can't rely on the bush. You never have been 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:49.600 able to, certainly not in twenty twenty four. And so 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:53.880 my league missed. I believe another one of our tips 0:07:53.880 --> 0:07:57.280 as well. It was Smashing Eagle, one of our tips 0:07:57.320 --> 0:07:59.360 from the sports book on Friday, was the only one 0:07:59.360 --> 0:08:01.080 of our tips that we tipped out that missed the 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:01.600 top four. 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:07.120 And that's because it died. Yeah, look that happens from 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:07.720 times to time. 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:11.240 Time to time. Yeah, I just said enough heard. 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:13.840 Attack out of the gate, and I'd like to assue 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:16.480 an apology to the ownership group of Smashing Eagle, and 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:19.840 of course to the horse itself as well. When you 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:22.560 become part of the a SEC Sports Book, power by 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:25.760 the tab, it can feel like you have the weight 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:26.880 of the nation on your shoulders. 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:28.840 Yea, And for some horses. That's too much. 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:31.880 And unfortunately for our dear friends Smashing Eagle, it was 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:33.440 a little bit too much on the weekend. And so 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:35.600 I think that we need to be a little bit 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:39.400 mindful about the power that we're exercising on that podcast. 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:41.719 We need to take some responsibility, don't we. That's right? 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:44.000 And you know again, I put twenty five and a 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:45.600 half point hit start and wided up a bush. 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:47.800 They got humped and they're lucky. They all made it 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:52.560 out of life. I think Joe Jerry punted on your 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:56.199 behalf and he bet on Canterbury to beat Auckland in 0:08:56.240 --> 0:09:01.360 the NPC and they did. Did they they did? Does 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:02.960 that count as a win for you? 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:05.800 Yes? 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:09.640 I think it does. It's my punt, it's so I'm 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:12.199 going to take it. So have you? 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:13.600 Have you done? Run the numbers? 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:17.160 Yeah? On who's archives three in a row? Now? 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:20.040 So I think I'm well out in front at this point, 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:20.880 But no, I haven't. 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:23.120 I'm still waiting. I'm just praying that there's some train 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:24.800 spot out there who wants to go back through and 0:09:25.160 --> 0:09:27.240 crunch the numbers. Otherwise I'm going to make Ella do it. 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:32.480 The greatest news islander of all time we're in the 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:33.080 second round. 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:36.720 I know, I've seen some spicy match ups. The weekend 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:37.640 was a blood bath. 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:41.520 Over the weekend, Stacy Jones beat out Jason Gunn yep, 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:44.920 which I thought. I honestly thought the weight of popular 0:09:44.960 --> 0:09:48.440 opinion was worth Jason Gunn because he was the only 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:49.439 one of these people. 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:50.720 Who's genuinely gotten involved. 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:54.520 Stacy Jones was here for a press conference on Friday morning, 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:57.080 and man Heath was like, geez, how do you manage 0:09:57.080 --> 0:09:58.800 to get Stacy in for the Greatest New Zealander of 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:03.000 all time? It's like no, no, no, no, no, it's 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:05.480 he had to announce the key with schedule, you know. 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:09.360 Stace took out Jace. Dave Dobbin beat the med Butcher. 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:13.079 Yeah. Not surprised here. Dave Dobbin's beloved, isn't it. Yeah 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:13.280 he is. 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:14.240 It's going to be hard to beat. 0:10:14.520 --> 0:10:16.360 Charles Upham also going to be hard to beat. He 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:18.520 took out Bears. Yeah, there was a big one. I 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:20.440 saw a couple of poles where Bears was in front, 0:10:20.440 --> 0:10:22.720 and I was like, I did think should have Bears 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:23.720 actually beat Charles up? 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:24.880 And that's going to be controversial. 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:27.200 We're up over like a thousand votes on each social 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:27.960 media platform. 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:30.880 Now that's good for each and what's and what's the one? 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:34.080 What's today today is quite ironic. We've got Lisa Carrington 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:40.440 versus Pedals, Lisa v. Pedals. It's quite an ironic matchup, 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:44.800 like what you did there. So look, I don't know. 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:47.680 I think recency bias Lisa Carrington. 0:10:47.920 --> 0:10:49.880 I don't know, But then you've got the knowledge bias 0:10:49.960 --> 0:10:53.200 as well in terms of probably more cricket fans than 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:55.559 there are kayaking fans. Are you gonna say she doesn't 0:10:55.559 --> 0:11:01.920 know much? No, majority of our it's probably into credit. Yeah, definitely, 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:05.680 not so much peddling. No more paddles and peddling. 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:06.360 Yeah that's right. 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:10.960 Well, I mean we're not the AKC Alternative Kayaking Collective. 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:15.920 So yeah, I don't know. That's one I think is 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:17.480 I can't split it. I think it's going to be 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:19.200 another one of those Facebook versus Instagram. 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:22.560 Okay, well, I'm glad it's getting getting into the spicy 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:25.120 rounds we've got. There's a lot of criticism going in 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:26.600 that first round, but now it's settled down. 0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:27.719 No, No, the criticisms. 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:32.840 Every single matchup, someone comments and says, this should be 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:35.360 the final. That's how that's how we know we've got 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:37.680 a good bracket on our hands, and also that they're 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:39.760 getting more and more ridiculous. I think the four Square 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:41.160 guys is going to have to face Charlie up and 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:43.000 at some point, oh, you know. 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:45.640 People are really gonna have to wreck their at is 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:46.960 that Charlie versus Charlie? 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:48.920 Is his name Charlie on for? 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:51.520 I think it is, yeah, Battle of the Charlie's Bettle 0:11:51.559 --> 0:11:52.319 of the Chucks. 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:56.080 All right, go on to Facebook or Instagram and have 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:58.520 you say influence the comments if you can. We're going 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:00.160 to take a quick break, come back and talk had 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:04.760 all the sports that happened over the weekend. We'll start 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:07.679 with and look, we'll address it more on the Mad 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:10.280 Monday podcast. Stuff to Know Myself and Ben Hurly. But 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:13.040 Shawn Johnson Stadium couldn't quite get it done in the 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:15.679 last home game. But I went out there and it 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:18.439 was a hell of an experience. It was packed out, 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:20.800 like every game has been a sellout, but it's usually 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:23.920 people rocking up, almost like after the whistle's blown, there's 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:26.360 still people pulling up, But this was packed out from 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:26.880 the get go. 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:28.840 You would have seen on social media. 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:30.640 There's a video of me trying to give him man 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:32.960 a pie and he turned he turned his back on 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:35.560 the pie, and I think that was his cardinal sin 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:36.080 hit him in. 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:38.080 The back of the head. So did he just get 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:38.440 that clear? 0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:40.240 Because I just thought you were just throwing pies at 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:43.320 people's heads. I mean, I'm just looking on the on 0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:46.280 the outside and I was just perusing social media and 0:12:46.320 --> 0:12:49.240 I thought, you saw you throw a four and twenty Traveler. 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:51.680 Into the side of a fan's head. Yeah, as your. 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:54.840 Excuse that he was supposed to be expecting it and 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:56.080 turned his turned his back. 0:12:56.679 --> 0:12:59.760 Yeah, my excuse is he asked for it. He When 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:02.679 we down, we had fifty of these traveler piles from 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:06.400 four and twenty and we opened the box and immediately 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:07.959 people are like, oh shit when they heard that we're 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:09.839 giving pies. I was like, can you just wait one second. 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:12.360 I've got to film something to tell people that we've 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:13.960 got these piles to come down and grab them. 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:15.240 So I was like, just wait a second. 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:17.480 I did my little spiel, ay, We've got fifty piles, 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:18.240 come down and grab one. 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:19.079 Just let this guy hear. 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:20.680 And then I went to tap and pass it to 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:23.840 him by this stage, he turned his back, so it 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:26.080 just whistled into the back of his head, and it 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:27.839 was going so fast that it hit him in the 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:29.880 back of the head and then bounced over his head. 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:33.640 As mate caught it, they all erupted in celebration. Someone 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:36.240 hugged them, and as they hugged them, the pie exploded 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:39.960 all over the guy's puffer. Vest I saw that photo too, 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:42.160 because I was like, because part of me, it's very 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:44.800 hard to put that together, that story together, or a 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:46.400 series of photos video. 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:48.280 And then the next photo was pile over his. 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:49.719 Puffa and like, how the fuck did he get it 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:51.800 from the back of his head to his puffa? 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:54.439 Different guy, Yeah, different guy, And so yeah, he had 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:58.760 a steaming hot a nuclear four and twenty pie greased 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:01.079 just all up his puffaj And if you're going to 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:03.520 get a pie gravy all over your jacket, might as 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:05.640 well be a four and twenty. But they did not 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:08.600 last long. Man, people were excited. They would have been. 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:10.360 There was this one guy who came into his family 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:12.839 and he was just like we genuinely just walked in 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:14.560 and we're like, right, let's go and find the four 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:16.120 and twenty pies and we'll go and buy one of 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:17.319 those first order of business. 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:19.000 And then I was like, well have it. I just 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:21.280 give you some. Yeah, they couldn't believe it. 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:21.800 Excellent. 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:24.440 So the game itself is a little bit disappointing, and 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:26.640 I think from the get go, like Shawn Johnson dropped 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:28.880 it with his first touch of the ball, emotions were 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:31.400 just so high. But like I said, men, men early 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:32.640 will break that that one down. 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:33.920 Can I mention what you sent to me? 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:35.520 What listen to you? 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:38.360 It's passing down with rain here dogs thirteen plus and 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:40.200 you know what I did and I won? 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:43.560 Yeah, look treeson us. 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:48.080 But you know I was in South Canterbury. I was 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:51.880 dodge to do and just punt on the Warriors leading 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:52.480 thirteen plus. 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:54.040 Yeah, that's a right. It's happy as insurance. 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:55.880 Like I would say, I don't bit on or against 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:58.040 the Warriors because I'm too emotionally invested. But as soon 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:00.200 as I saw the rain and it was passing down too, 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:03.280 I was like, yeah, she's all over here, Lydia Coe 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:05.360 one another bloody golf tournament. She's doing it for fun 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:06.040 these days, isn't she? 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:07.520 Oh? How good? So good? 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:09.680 She was in third place. I think within the came 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:10.640 out to the final round. 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:13.840 Yeah, and then I think even right towards the end, 0:15:13.880 --> 0:15:17.960 she booted the eighteenth and then Nellie Carter dropped the shot. 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:19.680 I think whoever it was in third place dropped like 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:22.680 two and all of a sudden, our girls winning by 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:23.880 two strokes. 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:25.240 Ice in her veins these days. 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:27.960 Yeah, it's it's like, I think, the point of your career, 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:30.000 because you know, you said she's going to retire at thirty. 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:32.200 Or yeah, shit, that's what she said. Yeah, it's like 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:36.000 it's like she's got no choe if I want to 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:37.520 win Hall of Famer. 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:40.840 Yeah, totally, it's almost and the confidence and also how 0:15:40.920 --> 0:15:44.840 freaking cold does it look in Scotland. It's it's it's 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:49.520 still technically summer. It's August, June, July, August. 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:52.040 We're in summer. Still, it's not that's not autumn. She's 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:53.200 got ear muffs. 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:56.320 Apparently, Yeah, the ear muffs. Man, like, if you know 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:58.640 you're about to win, be in the air muffs. You 0:15:58.640 --> 0:16:00.240 don't want that memory for there is still. 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:02.280 I don't know. I quite like that. Did you like that? 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:04.880 I always say you could block everything out? I quite 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:07.520 liked it. Maybe I'm he's just siptible to getting COLDI 0:16:07.560 --> 0:16:09.680