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Speaker 1: Fleas and Haley's Little Bit of Pod. Great things are

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Speaker 1: brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to every day. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to a little bit of Pod. Now this might sound

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Speaker 1: bra delicious, and it is, okay, fur delicious as well

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Speaker 1: as delicious, orn Delicious, brag Delicious and Furgolicious trilogy. Delicious. Okay,

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Speaker 1: But I had a couple of visits to the girls'

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Speaker 1: school this week. Right, he comes the brag and they's

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Speaker 1: a house captain, and there was a badge ceremony, a

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Speaker 1: badge presentation. They just have awards for fucking everything. They

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Speaker 1: get the badge. You had badges the road patrol. Parents

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Speaker 1: didn't come. They were working, They didn't have assemblies. Who

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Speaker 1: are parents turned up? In fact, I don't think parents

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Speaker 1: ever turned up. The parents always came to ours. But

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Speaker 1: we were like I grew up in a rural school,

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Speaker 1: so like that, nipping from the farm and right, okay,

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Speaker 1: but they already come to prize giving when I was

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Speaker 1: at high school. They always have it around the long

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Speaker 1: lunch time, so that if you can take a lunch break, right, okay, Yes,

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Speaker 1: But we went and at the end there was a

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Speaker 1: whole assembly and all the different houses. There's four houses,

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Speaker 1: and they each presented their house captains the Badgers, and

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Speaker 1: they had like little presentation videos and what they want

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Speaker 1: to achieve this year as house leaders.

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Speaker 2: Are they doing this? This is a weird time of

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Speaker 2: the year to be doing that.

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Speaker 1: That's what I was like, why are we We've went

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Speaker 1: nearly halfway through the year.

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Speaker 3: Didn't didn't wasn't she given.

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Speaker 1: This the title she's had for a while. Anyway, I

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Speaker 1: got to the end of the assembly and then a

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Speaker 1: teacher who would get on worth well yeah, said get

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Speaker 1: out of here, and I said, can't wait. I can't

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Speaker 1: believe I had to sit through all of those other kids,

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Speaker 1: and and the teacher laughed. I was like, she gets it.

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Speaker 1: Give a fuck about I Just if you told me

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Speaker 1: indies was first and then I could leave afterwards. It's

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Speaker 1: like when you go to dance things and you've got

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Speaker 1: to sit through all the other kids. I don't cure.

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Speaker 3: You can't leave.

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Speaker 1: It makes them feel bad when they see gaps in

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Speaker 1: the crowd. That's on. My parents didn't come to anything

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Speaker 1: that rocking stand at the back, thumbs up, super proud

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Speaker 1: of you, glad I came got to see her, one

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Speaker 1: of my beautiful little children doing something. Who are all

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Speaker 1: these jackasses? Yeah, they all got awards too, Mom. There's

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Speaker 1: one for little Timmy for turning up bloody little seasy

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Speaker 1: for eating a fucking apple. Congratulations eight apples this week,

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Speaker 1: and then as a reward, got said a box more apple. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we need participation awards. What are you gonna invoice on

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Speaker 1: the front of the box. That's an adult certificate writer.

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Speaker 2: My mom would only watch the other kids so that

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Speaker 2: she could be like, oh, you know, I used to

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Speaker 2: do piano competitions and there was always this guy, William

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Speaker 2: hug and I just looked him up. He's a professional pianist.

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Speaker 2: That's why he was better than me. She's always been

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Speaker 2: like William Williams.

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Speaker 1: Good this year she was going to be shooting on

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Speaker 1: William Williams.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no.

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Speaker 2: Would always be like William's doing scales, yeah, game, William

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Speaker 2: Huang's Yeah, but he didn't have a he didn't have

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Speaker 2: sell like comedy shows at the New Zealand Comedy Festival,

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Speaker 2: did he. Well, looking at him now, he's just looks

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Speaker 2: like a plain old pianist Williams.

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Speaker 1: Because it's times taken up being a professional pianist. That's

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Speaker 1: why and then I never beat him. The other well,

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Speaker 1: it shows you.

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Speaker 2: Look at my penis schools now, Yeah, look.

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Speaker 1: At those fingers. Do I say, straighten them out? Do

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Speaker 1: I say? He would never ever pick up a keitar?

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Speaker 3: Oh, he would, he would.

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Speaker 1: He would laugh at the keytar friends or nothing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: head at the key tar. I've really dainty spit.

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Speaker 2: Anything you had to plug in?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do that.

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Speaker 2: I'm not mozarting on a quita.

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Speaker 1: A little laugh. He should, he should, but he won't.

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Speaker 1: And the other reason we went to the school was

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Speaker 1: this art things like arts, working us into like art

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Speaker 1: as well. And I said to her before we went,

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Speaker 1: I said, is it okay when I come to see

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Speaker 1: your arm I come dressed in a costume and contend

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Speaker 1: to be an art collector and I walk, God, I'm

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Speaker 1: not lacking what I'm's being so far?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, what does it sound?

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Speaker 1: None of these have any depth. None of this is

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Speaker 1: giving me, giving me a little geness.

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Speaker 3: What is the story behind this?

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Speaker 1: It is? Oh my god, it's beautiful. She was just

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Speaker 1: like freaking out that I was going to do it.

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Speaker 1: The whole family got a whole presentation in the kitchen

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Speaker 1: of this new character on the home call half of

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Speaker 1: the art collector the do you not get this aunty

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Speaker 1: system at work every morning? And he puts in the

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Speaker 1: classes on the end of his nose, But then at

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Speaker 1: home I get the same I get the same resistance,

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Speaker 1: and that's what I feed on. Yeah, slow down, what

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Speaker 1: are you doing?

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Speaker 3: You and characters? Julie Julie Julie what I introduced to

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Speaker 3: my partner in crime?

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Speaker 1: Only blatonically of course, But if I'm a rag, I'm

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Speaker 1: raised in Lesbie.

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Speaker 3: You were a couple of games. So we can fall

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Speaker 3: the art shood doing, telling me what is this piece?

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Speaker 3: It's deep, it's so wow old. This is the work

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Speaker 3: of someone who's lived many lives.

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Speaker 1: Well the art though, was it good? It was actually like,

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Speaker 1: and it'll sound like I'm saying this because it's my job,

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Speaker 1: but I honestly think it was the best of the closes.

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Speaker 1: They had to was it a house with smoke coming

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Speaker 1: out of the chimney. They had to put the path

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Speaker 1: on a big piece of maybe. They had to put

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Speaker 1: their hands down and trace around it, and then they

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Speaker 1: feed down and trace around it and then draw themselves

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Speaker 1: being like pulled back into something. Okay, that so their

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Speaker 1: hands and feet were the front, and then they had

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Speaker 1: to scale the body right, and August was like falling

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Speaker 1: into a volcano. I was like, everything, okay, good chicken.

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Speaker 1: She was going to get be being pulled into I

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Speaker 1: think it was called a porticus or a portical from

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Speaker 1: Harry Potter, like a getting pulled in. And then I

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Speaker 1: think that was too hard to draw, and so she

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Speaker 1: was like, volcanos are easy. Just a big red hole. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just a hole with orange and orange clown for lava. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: School visits sometimes fun. Sometimes I don't care about your kids.