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Speaker 1: Looks strong.

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Speaker 2: But hang on for all you mad bastards loving the

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, can I feel it?

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Speaker 1: Hih?

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Speaker 3: Weird old days?

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Speaker 4: Eh?

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Speaker 2: Is it very bizarre? Fucking you guys are weird with

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Speaker 2: your weather? Hell no, today it was bizarre.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't weird. It was not meant to rain for

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Speaker 3: a start, not according to my forecast.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't today's forecast. Get wherever you get your apps.

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Speaker 5: It was just steamy, mogig steamy.

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Speaker 1: It was ninety three percent humidity, which is a high

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Speaker 2: Wow the history. No, just like it's just very very

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Speaker 2: high for our standards. And it was twenty eight degrees

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Speaker 2: in Auckland today, which is the hottest. It spending like

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Speaker 2: a month and raining just weird. It's weird mode, something

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Speaker 2: weird going on.

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Speaker 3: My builder wasn't happy today.

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Speaker 5: He was banging away at the doors there going this

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Speaker 5: weather fucking sucks ass.

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Speaker 1: What did you say you connected tell me about it?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 1: Will you like shut up and get back to work?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, shuts it?

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Speaker 1: How's the how's the vapor? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: True, talk to me again.

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Speaker 1: How's your vaping going? Badly?

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Speaker 4: But keys, you showed so much faith in the man.

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Speaker 4: You can't do that. You're only going to let yourself down.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing?

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Speaker 3: Fellers? When I say badly, I mean it sucks.

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Speaker 4: You're not enjoying the fact that you're not on it.

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Speaker 4: But you haven't vaped? Yes, have you vaped?

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Speaker 1: SIGGI No, okay, some stuff. I had one cigarette on

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Speaker 1: the weekend five days at the wedding there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all right. Man.

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Speaker 4: Was it good in the sense that it.

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Speaker 2: Was ship You talk minutes before like you have one

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Speaker 2: off done and you go, this isn't even that great?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? What made me so kicked up? All my little

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Speaker 4: like being a bit snotty inflammation? Yeah, the next hour

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Speaker 4: was like a little bit coffe, little bit snooty. It's

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Speaker 4: like year, it's just not it's just it's not conducive.

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Speaker 1: No, So, but it was good.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't like that, which I would normally be you

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Speaker 4: have one hundred, Yeah, one was, yeah, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: Is it the no alcohol thing as well? Certainly? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's good to know that. The Yeah, because if I was.

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Speaker 4: It's a real bastard because I used to just be

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Speaker 4: able to smoke rollies and it was all good. But

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Speaker 4: and snotty and coffee.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I might just go back to rollies.

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Speaker 4: Oh where it's at? Yeah, just only one hundred dollars

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Speaker 4: a peck thirty.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fucking insane.

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Speaker 1: Eh.

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Speaker 5: The last yeah, the last time I bought a fifty

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Speaker 1: How many dos is that? Eighty four picks?

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Speaker 5: It would probably last me about two weeks.

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Speaker 2: Still so expensive. It's like eighty bucks a week. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's fucked well, it would have not last you that long.

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Speaker 2: A thirty gram you're lucky if it last year a week.

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Speaker 4: roughly a pack and a half two pecks a thirty

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Speaker 4: degree yeah, yeah, and you're on day one of the things.

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Speaker 3: Because our coffee machines shat the beer? Is it?

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Speaker 1: Mate?

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Speaker 3: Fuck?

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Speaker 5: Here he goes And it's really interesting, isn't it. You know,

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Speaker 5: But when it comes to repairing something like that, everyone's

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Speaker 1: It started making be a rubber ring exactly, and it

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Speaker 3: But with it, it's fucking terrible.

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Speaker 4: It is. Remember when there used to be a bit

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Speaker 2: My granddad, my dad's dead dead dead, Oh dad dead.

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Speaker 2: He made a lifting a living. Dad made a lifting.

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Speaker 2: I weave it spaced out for something. I don't know why.

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Speaker 2: But he made a living repairing appliances. Yes, and so

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Speaker 1: A bit and you how to fix them all. How good?

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Speaker 3: I love that ship the big shirt wee days from

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Speaker 3: four on Radio Hdach.

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Speaker 2: Big Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: But this is the point I was making.

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Speaker 5: It was like, you know, the people that make it

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Speaker 3: And it's like.

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Speaker 4: So you get a new one. The motor and everything

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Speaker 4: is completely fine. Garbage check it in the bed.

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Speaker 3: It is.

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Speaker 2: There's a mindset in the ocean too though, that like

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Speaker 2: if you sell something that's really good but breaks quid,

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is. And then ship.

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Speaker 5: Well, this is a really interesting thing about the coffee

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Speaker 3: We had another.

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Speaker 5: We had exactly the same one before and after three

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Speaker 5: So they gave us a new one three years down

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Speaker 5: the track again it's done exactly the same thing, and

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Speaker 5: it's like, we'll fix it for fox.

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Speaker 1: Is't interesting.

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Speaker 2: They'd rather give you a nine hundred dollars coffee machine

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Speaker 2: for free than replace a twenty cent part.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's crazy, crazy shit. It's PC gone mad.

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Speaker 3: It's PC gone mad.

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Speaker 2: Magain, it's woke mafia ship it is And funny you

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Speaker 2: know who's responsible, libtads?

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Speaker 1: We fix it? I found bringing animal fix it.

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Speaker 5: Bring it, No, we've it's already been delivered to another place.

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Speaker 3: But you know I found this.

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Speaker 5: I was cleaning out my sort of side shelves and

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Speaker 5: And I found something for my granddad's bowls days. Oh,

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Speaker 5: and it was it's kind of like as balls. No,

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Speaker 5: have his balls, right. But it was this sort of

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Speaker 5: had a little certificate with it, right, which basically said

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Speaker 5: this workmanship will last for over one hundred years. This

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Speaker 5: is what you do to maintain it. Blah blah blah

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Speaker 5: last forever? Cost more, used to cost more, but last longer,

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Speaker 5: last forever. But people used to put things on layboy,

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Speaker 5: which isn't so much a thing now where you get it.

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Speaker 5: You didn't get it yet to pay it off and

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Speaker 5: then you get it lay away. Because there never used

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Speaker 5: to be credit. Yeah, there was no such thing as credit.

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Speaker 5: You had to you could, you could. There was only

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Speaker 5: money that doesn't exist than actually exists. Yes, you know

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Speaker 5: what I'm saying. Yes I do know the libtads, I tell.

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Speaker 3: You, But seriously, I mean what you're granded. That's great.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I love the idea of because I have such

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Speaker 5: massive admiration for people that fit ship. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 5: I'm just going, what a fucking backbone? You whack that out?

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Speaker 5: You saw this back you do this, you fucking pack

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Speaker 2: It's also very satisfying thing though, like, yes, my my

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Speaker 1: She thinks that. Come on, Jason, I was like halfway

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Speaker 1: three young there, man, Now it's derailed.

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Speaker 3: Well you're saying.

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Speaker 2: No, her friends like, oh, your husband's so handy like me.

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Speaker 2: It's like I'm actually not that handy, but all of

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Speaker 1: Or anything like that.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's actually really simple to do. Well, you

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Speaker 2: just got to keep on hiving it correct, don't you

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Speaker 2: now I know how to do it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I mean I'll hang a picture, but I couldn't build

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Speaker 5: floating shells.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to build them. They build the.

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Speaker 5: Coming yeah, because wow, we've got to in our kitchen, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: but the guy that put them in there, he said

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Speaker 5: they are a fucking prick of the thing to do.

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Speaker 1: What is that?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. What I've also found out is that

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Speaker 3: our house is just all out of whack.

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Speaker 2: See that'll be it, because it needs to be flush

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Speaker 2: against the wall. Yeah, and you put like a bracket

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Speaker 2: thing and then this floating shelf slides onto it. Yes,

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Speaker 2: as long as you got it in the stud there.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of studs, what a photo of my face on

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Speaker 2: chapel row is that?

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Speaker 3: I didn't I couldn't feel its your face?

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Speaker 1: It was pretty good. That's really good. Is that going

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Speaker 1: to get pained on Instagram? You like that photo? As

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Speaker 1: real smooth looking pugs.

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Speaker 5: I'm so used to my face being transplanted on all

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Speaker 5: sorts of ship.

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Speaker 4: Oh we didn't even talk about anything today, fellers. But

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Speaker 4: here's all the backbones out there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the hard work and fixer upper.

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Speaker 2: Is Hey, listen to the Big Show four or seven

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Speaker 2: weekdays radio Hodaki

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Speaker 1: Ha Oh yeah,