WEBVTT - "Commentator Stats, Word Sneaks & South Canterbury Head Coach Nigel Walsh"

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<v Speaker 1>Life for the Export Beer Garden Studio and brought to you,

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<v Speaker 1>as always by Export Ultra the beer for here. This

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<v Speaker 1>is the Agenda Podcast for Tuesday, the seventeenth of September.

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<v Speaker 2>The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and Clap Trap,

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<v Speaker 1>And since we've changed the orientation of the studio, I

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<v Speaker 1>no longer have the things that I look at to

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<v Speaker 1>remind myself every day that we're in the Export Beer

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<v Speaker 1>and then broad to you as always by Export Ulture.

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<v Speaker 1>There's not only here now.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, so it's behind you, three cans behind you, and

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<v Speaker 3>there's a fridge behind you. It's full of it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you can't see it. I can't see it. This is

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<v Speaker 3>these are the issues. It's just a very visual focused man.

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<v Speaker 2>I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a visual learner, yeah, yep, and I've had the

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<v Speaker 1>visuals taken away from me, so I'll see. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what helped me learn a lot last night was

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<v Speaker 1>our dea friend, Sophie Acklin, who has run the numbers

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<v Speaker 1>on the commentators win percentages for the Warriors season on

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<v Speaker 1>the ACC.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw that that is someone who has either got

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<v Speaker 3>insomnia or insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, but in her defense against the insanity case charged

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<v Speaker 1>against her by one G Lane, have a go at

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<v Speaker 1>the handwriting.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know, it's incredible a school teacher potentially.

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<v Speaker 1>Perhaps also various different colors. A lot of conjecture in

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<v Speaker 1>the office around whether that was one of those bick

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<v Speaker 1>pens that's got multiple different colors on the one pen.

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<v Speaker 3>That reminds me of people who used to turn up

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<v Speaker 3>to club cricket and score for you, and they would

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<v Speaker 3>have a pencil case with the different colors, and each

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<v Speaker 3>batsman had a different color, every bowler had a different color.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like it was people that were there who

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<v Speaker 3>needed to do stuff like that to keep them calm.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I feel like that's the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Every now and then. You'll still see guys at Black

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<v Speaker 1>Caps games who were scoring well themselves.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, and it's there because their brain needs to

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<v Speaker 3>be doing that kind of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I don't know what possessed so for you to

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<v Speaker 1>do this. I don't know whether she I'd love to

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<v Speaker 1>hear from her whether she did this. Was this a

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<v Speaker 1>running telly during the season, because I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>she could have gone back and checked, but anyway, she's

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<v Speaker 1>keep track of who's commentated, what games, and whether we

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<v Speaker 1>won or not. Yeah, there's a full breakdown of the date,

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<v Speaker 1>the round, the game, what commentators are on, and the score,

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<v Speaker 1>and then there's a win percentages column at the bottom

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<v Speaker 1>which is the combos of the combos, which is quite

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<v Speaker 1>interesting to me. So Die Henwood called thirteen games, six wins,

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<v Speaker 1>one draws, six losses, for a win percentage of forty

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<v Speaker 1>six percent. Kezy commentated twelve two wins, ten losses for

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<v Speaker 1>a win percentage of sixteen percent. I commentated twelve three wins,

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<v Speaker 1>nine losses, twenty five percent. Hurley commentated six four wins,

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<v Speaker 1>one draw, one loss for a sixty six percent. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The Pantsman, the Notorious Pantsman Joel Harrison. He commentated two games,

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<v Speaker 1>two wins, no losses, one hundred percent win rate when

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<v Speaker 1>the Pantsman's on.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, this is a bit like test wickets and averages.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you've got to do a minimum. You can't

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<v Speaker 3>just come and to one game, win one and have

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred percent record. Because I know Ben Boyce has

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<v Speaker 3>come in with a one hundred percent record. I reckon,

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<v Speaker 3>you've got to call a minimum of like specially with

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<v Speaker 3>Warriors four or five games.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, is that because you called one game that was

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<v Speaker 1>a loss, so you have a zero percent win record.

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<v Speaker 4>My argument there is I cannot remember that game.

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<v Speaker 3>When I saw that posted up, and then I got

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<v Speaker 3>a bit of shit about of course you cursed one game.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I fucking commodated a Warriors game. I

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<v Speaker 3>remember commentating the game against Newcastle last year, last year

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<v Speaker 3>when everyone was away, and I can remember that for sure,

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<v Speaker 3>but I just couldn't for the life of me. And

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<v Speaker 3>then I was getting all this ship and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I came in this morning, I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>did I knew?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, it was the Melbourne Storm game, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think it was like round two. It's the second game

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<v Speaker 1>of the year, and it was the one where Xavier

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<v Speaker 1>Coach scored that massive try in the corner full the

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<v Speaker 1>upside down. Yes, And I seemed I seem to remember.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I said it or just thought it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I four season goes to ship.

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<v Speaker 1>I could probably point into this like as the because

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<v Speaker 1>our first game we lost. Then there was that game,

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<v Speaker 1>then there was the draw against Melbourne. Manly and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like Jesus. So anyway, long and short of all

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<v Speaker 1>of that is, there is now a petition circulating social

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<v Speaker 1>media to have Pantsman and Ben Boyce commented every single

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<v Speaker 1>game next year, and to remove Kesy from the alternative

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<v Speaker 1>commentary collective. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I noticed that he posted himself for the love of God,

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<v Speaker 3>get rid of Kezy. It's like about one hundred and

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<v Speaker 3>fifty likes. So like the people have spoken.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it could be the master of his own destiny.

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<v Speaker 1>And the Pantsman came in and said, look, it's probably

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<v Speaker 1>going to be horrible for the ratings, but it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to have to be him and Ben boysnigs year. You're

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<v Speaker 1>a game.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm happy to roll the.

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<v Speaker 3>Dice with maybe Pantsman and die. I think die, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'll throw it at Ben Hurley in.

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<v Speaker 1>There as well. Weary with the sixty six percent it's

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<v Speaker 1>not straight. Yeah, that's powerful. And one of those was

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<v Speaker 1>a draw, so you know that could easily have been

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<v Speaker 1>bumped up to the seventies.

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<v Speaker 3>And also died at thirteen games. Yeah, I mean, here

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<v Speaker 3>was more chances he was going to lose something and

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<v Speaker 3>win some.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, this is the other thing we keep saying

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<v Speaker 1>about all of these stats about the Warriors when loss

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<v Speaker 1>is like, yeah, they lost a lot this year. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like the correlation between the two is not

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<v Speaker 1>causation because they just lost. So you can't say that, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this and that happened during the worm. This happened during

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<v Speaker 1>the lost. I don't know. Did you say that we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't talk about it yesterday. Did you say the UFC

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<v Speaker 1>was at the Sphere over the weekend? Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>I did. It looked insane, it looked incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>The Sphere. That has to be our next beer guarden

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<v Speaker 1>to it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, just just have beers in the sphere.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the sphere garden to it.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of which, we're off to Munich tomorrow. I know

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<v Speaker 3>I've given it no thought. I've not packed anything. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just kind of going to do it. But tonight I.

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<v Speaker 1>Woke up at three in the morning and started thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about it. Did you I'm one of those people who

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<v Speaker 1>will download like five series of a show onto my

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<v Speaker 1>phone and not watch a second of it. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I over prepare. I have a lot of entertainment. It's

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<v Speaker 1>more fear for having to sit there and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just raw dog a whole flot. I just could not

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<v Speaker 1>do it. But then all that happens is you get

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<v Speaker 1>on there, you have a yarn for a bit pound,

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<v Speaker 1>a few beers, you end up watching Lord of the

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<v Speaker 1>Rings or whatever movie's on there, have asleep. You never

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<v Speaker 1>end up using any of the I carried a Nintendo

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<v Speaker 1>Switch around Europe for a week lass last year.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I didn't know you had that.

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<v Speaker 1>I know because I thought I was going to jump

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<v Speaker 1>on the plane and play Mario Kats the whole way

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<v Speaker 1>over there and fucking touch it. I was blacked out

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<v Speaker 1>drunk the whole time.

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<v Speaker 3>So we've got twelve punters coming with us, which are

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<v Speaker 3>going to meet them all at the airport YEP for

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<v Speaker 3>a bier Garden tour, which involves we are what how

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<v Speaker 3>would you say an order in Amsterdam?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, three days in Amsterdam.

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<v Speaker 3>We were going to go to the Heineken factory and

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<v Speaker 3>hosted by DBEP and Heineken, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then pop over for three power days in Munich. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that is about as long as you'd want to be there.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think we're going to see much of Munich.

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<v Speaker 1>We just we're in the tenths at October fist that

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<v Speaker 1>whole time, which is gonna absolutely ruins me. Out.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a good time.

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<v Speaker 3>It is one of the best fits. It's one of

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<v Speaker 3>the best fists. It was your God.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I am excited and not as nervous for Amsterdam

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<v Speaker 1>as I thought I would be hit this close to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was in Amsterdam for my twenty third birthday and

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<v Speaker 1>that was pretty hectic. We lost an American gentleman who

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<v Speaker 1>almost didn't make it back to the airport after he

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<v Speaker 1>turned on the rest of the crew.

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<v Speaker 3>It tends to happen that was there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yeah, his perception of reality got altered and he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I have not just been sharing our packers

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<v Speaker 1>for months with a bunch of kivders. That's all bullshit.

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<v Speaker 1>These guys have been trying to trick me. And he

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<v Speaker 1>went rogue and then left us. But I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be much more children that this time around. And

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<v Speaker 1>I never got to go into the Heineken factory.

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<v Speaker 3>It's good.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm excited for that. Yep, for that tour and

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<v Speaker 1>just being in the being around the canals.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, go to the Van goth Museum maybe, and Frank's house.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, read Live District. Yeah, just to check it out,

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<v Speaker 1>of course. Yeah, and have a geese and yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>am so hold on, I was gonna ask you tomorrow

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna ask you today, what's your what's your

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<v Speaker 1>costume strategy? When you're flying Longhorse with our first flights

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<v Speaker 1>to do by its sixteen hours Leda Hosen.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm wearing Alida Who, and you go on and Prinut

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<v Speaker 3>and hot. I'm going to come and set the standard

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<v Speaker 3>for this tour. Yeah, I'm coming in through customs and

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<v Speaker 3>Alida Hosen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sixteen hours on a plane yep with a very.

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<v Speaker 3>Thick set leather Leader hosen yep.

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<v Speaker 1>And then another couple of hours do buy, and then

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<v Speaker 1>another like seven hours Leader Who's in flight to and

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<v Speaker 1>then land in Amsterdam, Leader Who, It's been three days

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<v Speaker 1>in Amsterdam. Then another flight, then finally the joke pays

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<v Speaker 1>off when you land in boys.

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<v Speaker 3>Always I'm always a fan of a long long play. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>In reality, I may get changed into a paier of track.

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<v Speaker 3>He's on the plane, Yeah, because having when you get

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<v Speaker 3>into your leader hose and it's it can be quite

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<v Speaker 3>tight around the thigh groin area. And I imagine seated

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<v Speaker 3>for sixteen hours, I imagine a timer starts as soon

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<v Speaker 3>as you jump in those things yeah, you got a certain.

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<v Speaker 1>Amount of hours. But no, because the main thing I

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna ask is shoes or not, because I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a big fan of just you can't. You know, people

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<v Speaker 1>say it's gross if the if you've got be a

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<v Speaker 1>feed on the plane or you're just in your socks,

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<v Speaker 1>because your feet will smell. No, no, no, if you'll

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<v Speaker 1>feed it in shoes for sixteen hours, that's when your

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<v Speaker 1>feet will smell. No. But the socks, I'm going socks

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<v Speaker 1>and not be a feet. I'm going socks as stocks.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm taking the birken stocks over the socks test berks. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Germany's Germany is the home of the birkenstock.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good idea. I'm going to do that too,

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<v Speaker 3>socks and stock and the leader hoo's in.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the leader who's it. Yeah, alright, well I

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<v Speaker 1>think we've nailed it.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what. The best thing I'll tell you this,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't wait to show you a certain part of

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<v Speaker 3>the German or the Bavarian men's where as the leader

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<v Speaker 3>hoo's in, and then not woolen socks, but woolen calf

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<v Speaker 3>warmers so they just cover your calf. Oh, they are

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<v Speaker 3>so good, you're going I want some of them. And

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<v Speaker 3>they basically wear short socks and then when your calves,

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<v Speaker 3>when the muscle of the calves starts to go out,

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<v Speaker 3>the fatty part, they cover that in wool. So they're

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<v Speaker 3>like woolen garters that come up and just cover your calves.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I look great.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I look great, and I'm I'm looking forward

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<v Speaker 3>to purchasing a pair of those.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm starting to get pretty excited as well. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>we're we've got a very special guest on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, I'm tall.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to take quick break and come back with

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<v Speaker 1>our very special guest. Right, we'll Laning. On this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We talk a lot about South Canterbury. I know, I

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<v Speaker 1>crap on a lot about the unbeaten streak that's going

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<v Speaker 1>on down there, and so I felt like it was

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<v Speaker 1>only right that we needed to get someone on that

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<v Speaker 1>was there and in the thick of it. So please

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to the Agenda podcast. For the first time if

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<v Speaker 1>a Nigel Welsh, coach of the South Canterbury rugby team

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<v Speaker 1>in the Heartland, Good morning, Nudgel. How's everything going? Man?

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning? Very well? Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask is it thirty five games on the trot?

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<v Speaker 5>I think it is. Yeah, I think it is. To

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<v Speaker 5>be honest, Look, and it's an old cliche. It's something

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<v Speaker 5>that we don't really concentrate on. We're week by week

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<v Speaker 5>team and we keep doing our job and keep putting

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<v Speaker 5>our men to the task and the rest of will

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<v Speaker 5>to take care of itself. Really, but yeah, thirty five

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<v Speaker 5>or something like that. It's three and a bit of

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<v Speaker 5>years now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's almost getting ridiculous. So you said that you

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<v Speaker 1>don't really think about it, and obviously you never prepare

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<v Speaker 1>to lose a game, so you're obviously not thinking about

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<v Speaker 1>losing each of these weeks. But there must be an

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<v Speaker 1>element of speed wobbles at some point, isn't there? After

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<v Speaker 1>thirty five on the trot?

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<v Speaker 5>Is the hell of a speed wobble? Last Saturday when

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<v Speaker 5>we're down twenty eight five against Norman that Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you tell you, you're telling me.

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<v Speaker 3>Nigel and I had some money on that and absolutely

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<v Speaker 3>shit in his pants.

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<v Speaker 5>So yeah, there was a little bit of a speed

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<v Speaker 5>wobble there for twenty odd minutes. I'm think at all

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<v Speaker 5>this could be the day, but the boys dug deep

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<v Speaker 5>and took a few instructions and went into their work

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<v Speaker 5>and called the way back, which was an absolute outstanding

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<v Speaker 5>comeback and just showed the resilience and the character of

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<v Speaker 5>the boys to be able to do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Nigel, how like South Canterburdge, it's a big it's quite

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<v Speaker 3>a large geographical, big region. How difficult is to get

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<v Speaker 3>together the team weekend, week out during the Heartland competition.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean we've got to obviously we taste of at

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<v Speaker 3>the start of the year when you couldn't quite get

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<v Speaker 3>up to the Hawks Bay. How hard is it to

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<v Speaker 3>so we can week out get these guys together?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, look at it. It is trucky. You know, you've

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<v Speaker 5>got you've got freezing workers, you've got plumbers, you've got farmers,

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<v Speaker 5>you've got you know, you know what. And you know,

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<v Speaker 5>some of the guys get called out at night and

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<v Speaker 5>so they can't make training and some of them may

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<v Speaker 5>be on night shift at the freezing works and things

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<v Speaker 5>like that. But I will say a lot of our

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<v Speaker 5>a lot of our businesses around here are very supportive

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<v Speaker 5>of the South Denaby rugby team and allow the boys

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<v Speaker 5>to shoot away for a couple of hours train and

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<v Speaker 5>then come back and get back into the work after

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<v Speaker 5>training and things like that. So that's really really much,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, really appreciated for the support that we get

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<v Speaker 5>from all the businesses around the around the community in

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<v Speaker 5>the South Keneby region, but some of them treble far

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<v Speaker 5>and wide. You know, we get a vanload coming down

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<v Speaker 5>from the McKenzie country to flee for the Colts, the

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<v Speaker 5>South Denry Colts, the South Keneby Ah Squad and the

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<v Speaker 5>South and the Heartland Squad. So you know they all

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<v Speaker 5>working together, and the clubs and that around the place

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<v Speaker 5>will supported as well and supplies vehicles and things like that.

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<v Speaker 5>Getting down to coning, is.

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<v Speaker 1>There a bit of work to be done from a

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<v Speaker 1>coaching perspective when you're bringing together guys from the likes

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<v Speaker 1>of wymat E versus Samoka. You know a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>bad blood there in the local comp but then they

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<v Speaker 1>have to come together to represent Seth. Can I rey,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have to message a few egos or keep

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<v Speaker 1>on top of a few of the boys?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh I look not really like I make it very

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<v Speaker 5>clear right at the starts. You know it's you have

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<v Speaker 5>your own club stuff back at home and all that

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<v Speaker 5>sort of stuff. But you know, our first meeting and

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<v Speaker 5>our first first training or when do we get together.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll make it very very clear that when they walk

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<v Speaker 5>on the store, it's a green and black door, and

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<v Speaker 5>it's no clubs affiliated, and we're walking into a new

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<v Speaker 5>family here, and it's a tight knit family, and it's

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<v Speaker 5>a family we're very very proud of and the history

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<v Speaker 5>that we're making and things like that. So I said,

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<v Speaker 5>all club stuff goes out the back door, and you're

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<v Speaker 5>part of a green and black family and we all

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<v Speaker 5>work together here and they will buy into it. They've

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<v Speaker 5>all taken on board.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, what is it about this team? What makes

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<v Speaker 1>them so good? And how they managed to be so

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<v Speaker 1>consistent for such a long period of time.

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<v Speaker 5>Coach, Look, he's there the good and the bad, and

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<v Speaker 5>he's been been a lot of bad and there's been

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<v Speaker 5>a hell of a lot of good doing me wrong.

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<v Speaker 5>But to be fair, I guess it's the consistency of

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<v Speaker 5>the players that we've had together for the last four

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<v Speaker 5>or five years. We're you know, this year here, we've

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<v Speaker 5>introduced our first loan player last week. Otherwise we were

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<v Speaker 5>one hundred per local and it just shows the depth

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<v Speaker 5>of rugging throughout the South Kenemy region and what the

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<v Speaker 5>clubs are doing locally. But I guess having the same

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<v Speaker 5>players rolling in and out for the last four or

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<v Speaker 5>five years and all knowing. You know, we spend a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of time going through our detail and what we

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<v Speaker 5>want to do and how we want to achieve it

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<v Speaker 5>and things like that, and we get them to buy

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<v Speaker 5>into it. We also get in to deliver a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of it as well. But also with the our Pacific

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<v Speaker 5>Island community, we make sure that we really embrace their

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<v Speaker 5>culture and their values and things like that as well.

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<v Speaker 5>So you know, I tease you to go out and

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<v Speaker 5>play a game of footy and play it the way

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<v Speaker 5>the old parling your boy wants to play, But we've

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<v Speaker 5>also going to make sure we understand how the specific

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<v Speaker 5>island boys play and want to play and what makes

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<v Speaker 5>them tick as well. And you know, it's it's not

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<v Speaker 5>everybody knows. We get down into a prayer every night

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<v Speaker 5>before training and after training, before game, after game, and

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<v Speaker 5>you know that's just us embracing their culture and their

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<v Speaker 5>beliefs and making sure they feel part of the family.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of part of the family, how much of an

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<v Speaker 3>influences Hecker Elliott being to the to the kind of

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<v Speaker 3>South Canterbury family.

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<v Speaker 5>Yea, beckis a good man, you know, to have an

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<v Speaker 5>ex all Black and Mary all Black and that coming

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<v Speaker 5>into the region and then deciding to put them in

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<v Speaker 5>boots and play for the Rams McKinsey Rams up there,

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<v Speaker 5>and you know, he changed their club scene around a

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<v Speaker 5>hell of a lot this year, you know, and they

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<v Speaker 5>started getting a lot of wins on the trough and

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<v Speaker 5>the self belief and stuff like that. So he's brings

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<v Speaker 5>a lot of mark to the team. He brings a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of experience to the team, and he obviously gets

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<v Speaker 5>a lot of respect from the boys too. And when

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<v Speaker 5>he sees something, they all sort of listen and learn

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<v Speaker 5>from Hacker, and he's very, very forthcoming with some of

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<v Speaker 5>the knowledge that he's passing on to the boys, which

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<v Speaker 5>is huge as well. So we're very lucky to have

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<v Speaker 5>somebody like that come into our ranks and just give

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<v Speaker 5>it that extra boost as well.

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<v Speaker 1>The Shield challenge, I want to talk about that. From

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<v Speaker 1>the start of the year. What happened there was it

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<v Speaker 1>just too expensive to get up to Hawks bade a

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<v Speaker 1>challenge for it this year.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, there's a lot of things going on with our

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<v Speaker 5>new ground and everything like that down here at the moment.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, we're building a brand new stadium and new

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<v Speaker 5>grass and all that sort of stuff, and it's taken

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<v Speaker 5>a few bit of money to do that, and the

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<v Speaker 5>local community and fundraiser and things like that have done

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<v Speaker 5>a fantastic job and doing so. But then I think

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<v Speaker 5>it was just a little bit a push too far

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<v Speaker 5>is a business sense to send the team up there.

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<v Speaker 5>The air flights had double, the accommodation had increased, and

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<v Speaker 5>things like that. So we had to make a business decision.

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<v Speaker 5>And you know, when we spoke with the CEO and

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<v Speaker 5>the board and stuff like that, it was it was like,

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<v Speaker 5>if you're running the business, would you do it? Probably not,

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<v Speaker 5>And so we had to put on the big boys

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<v Speaker 5>unders and make those hard calls with the with the

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<v Speaker 5>union and go with it. So disappointing for the players

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<v Speaker 5>that didn't get that opportunity to have a crack at

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<v Speaker 5>the Shields. Most of them have had a crack, but

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<v Speaker 5>some of the new boys this year have missed out

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<v Speaker 5>on that opportunity. You know, I was disappointed for them

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<v Speaker 5>as probably more than for me as a coach. I've

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<v Speaker 5>played in ranfully Shield challenges myself in the day and

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<v Speaker 5>now coached in them as well. So you know, I

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<v Speaker 5>know what it's like and I know what it means,

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<v Speaker 5>and it was pretty disappointing for some of those boys,

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<v Speaker 5>but also fully understand why the Union called it that way.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, all things going to plan, Nigel. Hopefully the

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<v Speaker 3>Marco can hold on to the shield. You can take

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<v Speaker 3>out the Heartland Championship and then look, if you have

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<v Speaker 3>any trouble getting to Nelson and and I and I

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<v Speaker 3>are happy to come down and drive the coaches and

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<v Speaker 3>we'll be more than happy to go on a roadie

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<v Speaker 3>with the South Canterbury team up to Nelson to challenge

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<v Speaker 3>for the shield. Don't worry about that, you just wear

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<v Speaker 3>a phone call away, Nigel.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Jesus, don't you think you should come and see

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<v Speaker 5>these boys and meet these boys before you commit to

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<v Speaker 5>something like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Manias from that part of the world. So I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like I've been I've been indoctrinated.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm no stranger to a South Canterbury rugby bus

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<v Speaker 1>trip and although maybe a little bit out of practice,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking of which I grew up with, Like Miles Midlicott,

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<v Speaker 1>THEO Davidson, gust Patterson was Dan Patterson's older brother as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Do those boys when they come into the team talk

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<v Speaker 1>about the impact that I left on them coming through

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<v Speaker 1>the wrecks.

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<v Speaker 5>You're right up the top of the list. Talk about

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<v Speaker 5>this legion guy that they played with down there, and

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<v Speaker 5>you know your name kicks popping up and I've got

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<v Speaker 5>you on the loan form, Sydney. Just fight over.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll be you'll be getting on tough times if you're

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<v Speaker 3>calling out Maniah Night Jesus c.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean he's left in a lot of weights.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's just as anaerobic because fitness is just absolutely shocking.

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably not quite up to the standards that you'd

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<v Speaker 1>be after. But if things do get dire or do anything.

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<v Speaker 5>The well, actually you talk about that. You know, we

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<v Speaker 5>were head a couple of half backs in question over

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<v Speaker 5>the weekend and Theo Davidson mosction on standby for us

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<v Speaker 5>and borders kick to the ground and then was ready

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<v Speaker 5>to put the gear on and jump on if we

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<v Speaker 5>needed them. So it just shows the boys that you

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<v Speaker 5>know are not fully involved with this year, this year,

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<v Speaker 5>but they still want to see the team succeed and

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<v Speaker 5>support the team and and we're the needed They'll come

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<v Speaker 5>in and help out. So it just shows the support

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<v Speaker 5>right across the grass.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, one hundred. Well keep me on speed diar they

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<v Speaker 1>make and the keep the paperwork there. Thank you, Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you very much for your time this weekend, Nigel. Go

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<v Speaker 1>well and go well the rest of the season as well.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. No, we've got the big game up and needing parking.

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<v Speaker 5>It's half and we'll keppity this this Sunday for a

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<v Speaker 5>proper So the boys are excited about going up to eating.

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<v Speaker 5>I can get the heavy run around on the ground,

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<v Speaker 5>so looking forward to it and I'm hopefully we can

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<v Speaker 5>get some local support from in and around the Auckland

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<v Speaker 5>area to come and have a look.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, would you believe we're flying out of the country

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<v Speaker 1>on Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 3>We're not even going to be here, but make sure

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<v Speaker 3>you pinched whatever you can from those changing rooms. They're

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<v Speaker 3>in Eden Park. They've got plenty of they've got plenty

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<v Speaker 3>of money.

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<v Speaker 1>So if Kayley Bell's floating about, she'll come down and watch.

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<v Speaker 5>You'll sing one of those songs with boys.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, thanks very much, appreciates very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Yours please brought you by Leader Home of the.

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<v Speaker 1>What a great guy in Niger Welsh's absolutely well.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it took all of my self control not

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<v Speaker 3>to scream Fox South Canterbury.

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<v Speaker 1>Is he is?

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<v Speaker 3>He left all.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know how to approach that, whether he knows

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<v Speaker 1>about that, but it's it's.

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<v Speaker 3>It's it's it's a sign of endearment. It's not I

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<v Speaker 3>don't mean it. Yeah, I don't mean it. But I

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<v Speaker 3>couldn't bring I couldn't bring myself to Dork because he

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<v Speaker 3>sounds like such a GC.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, and I don't want him catching one

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<v Speaker 1>that I you know that people are saying it. Second

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<v Speaker 1>thing he's heard about me is that people are saying

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<v Speaker 1>fux South Gnery. And the first thing was that I

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<v Speaker 1>was a massive influence on a lot of the players.

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<v Speaker 1>That yeah, I think he was just playing for South Genery. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>it is yours. Please your chance to get involved in

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<v Speaker 1>the show. Bottom right hand corner of your iHeartRadio app

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<v Speaker 1>at the way microphone button, record yourself a message, be

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<v Speaker 1>part of the show, just like this caller hit yours.

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<v Speaker 1>Please get eight fellas.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to thank you guys for jumping on

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<v Speaker 3>the Auckland f C Ben wagon. Another team you're probably

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<v Speaker 3>going to curse, fuck Auckland FC up the next I

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<v Speaker 3>was waiting for the first Knicks fan have a hounded us. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and bring it on.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll throwing it on.

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<v Speaker 3>I say, mate, we're going to be hiffing red hot

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<v Speaker 3>flares onto the outfield of Westpac Stadium or Sky Stadium

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<v Speaker 3>down in Wellington when we come down there for the

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<v Speaker 3>away derby. Don't you worry about that.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know anything about soccer nothing, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>and they have no allegiance other than the fact that

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to piss a lot of fan ex fans off.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, absolutely, I can't wait. I mean, I work for

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<v Speaker 3>FIFA for two and a half years. I still don't

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<v Speaker 3>know anything about football. Oh true, you did too, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but I was the ultimate weapon because Heylane can you

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<v Speaker 3>do all the opposite of the teams and stuff? And

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<v Speaker 3>I had no idea any of the players were, of course,

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<v Speaker 3>so it's completely oblivious. The fact I was yelling at

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<v Speaker 3>line on Messi that he was going the wrong way.

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<v Speaker 1>This way. He's never been talked to like that was life.

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<v Speaker 3>I even gave him a whistle, Wait the pictures this way,

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<v Speaker 3>your little fucking midget other way.

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<v Speaker 1>Powerful.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't say that but I did yell at him.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, we are going to get in behind, and

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<v Speaker 1>arguably you're going to curse some although again you're not

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<v Speaker 1>leaving the g Lane curse is when Lane leaves his

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<v Speaker 1>hometown or whereas living to support one of his teams.

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<v Speaker 3>So the away derby, the away derby could could qualify,

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<v Speaker 3>it could qualify. But the first game and the first

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<v Speaker 3>home derby is going to be at Gohard Stadium. We're

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<v Speaker 3>going to take over Lily World. I was going to

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<v Speaker 3>go and smash the back out of Lily World before

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<v Speaker 3>the game. Spot Wait, can't wait you when you got

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<v Speaker 3>a bar that's fifty meters from the seat?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So at Gohart Stadium, make an afternoon of it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm looking forward to that. So yeah, bring it on, brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>One more caller here, yours please?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, I haven't managed to watch the old game or

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<v Speaker 6>two halves, but could you talk about the word sleep?

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<v Speaker 5>Could you sleep in a bit of yours?

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<v Speaker 2>Bows?

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<v Speaker 6>See how many times you can get away with saying

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<v Speaker 6>it and the funny voice.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I love it? Nice. That's a bit like

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<v Speaker 3>the Tinacoto challenge that Jimy Wells did during eating and

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<v Speaker 3>he rang up Michael Laws on z B and he

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<v Speaker 3>got in thirteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we got cut off. Yeah. Yeah, so we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>we wanted to try and get a word sneaking on

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<v Speaker 1>Game and two halves this week. Yeah, I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to be yours please. The only problem I

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<v Speaker 1>have is that there is to probably behind the curtain

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of editing for time because it has

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<v Speaker 1>to fit in a twenty seven minute slot on TV.

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<v Speaker 1>So there is every chance that I could say and

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<v Speaker 1>it gets cut out and does that count against me?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>It does. It's gonna make it cut not got to

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<v Speaker 3>make it count. So you're gonna make it count. So

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<v Speaker 3>you've got to throw it in at a good at

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<v Speaker 3>a good time. So maybe it's during like that truth

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<v Speaker 3>and dear and you go Matt Heath yours please? Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>were telling the truth? Yes? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So they can't get rid of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever his liars just be like, all right, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think that you're telling the truth about the Matt Heath

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<v Speaker 1>yours please? Yeah, yours yours please? Yeah, Okay, I'll try.

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<v Speaker 3>And then they won't be able to hit it out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll try sneak it in on this week's episode. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>do that for you. So that means you're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to watch to find out if it if it did

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<v Speaker 1>happen or not, and then you're gonna have to send

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<v Speaker 1>in a message because we will be in Amsterdam.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, physically, we'll be in Amsterdam.

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<v Speaker 1>Spiritually will be in the seventh Circle of Hell. But

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<v Speaker 1>my carcass will be somewhere in the can floating in

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<v Speaker 1>a canal in Amsterdam, so the message.

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<v Speaker 4>But we'll be doing this podcast from over there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, there's no no holidays, no days off

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<v Speaker 3>for the Gender Podcast, so we will be coming live

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<v Speaker 3>from the expert ultrare ber Garden Tour also give us

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<v Speaker 3>a hand as well, because we've been to Paris.

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<v Speaker 4>The Rugby World Cup was on.

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<v Speaker 3>We went for the beer Garden tour there. Didn't see

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<v Speaker 3>a game, but we went there for the beer. We're

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<v Speaker 3>going now to Amsterdam and Munich for beer Fest. Question

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<v Speaker 3>is we're too next year? Yeah, we're two and twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I think the sphere the sphere in Vegas. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the sphere in Vegas.

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<v Speaker 4>We're going to Vegas for the Warriors. You're not, so

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<v Speaker 4>that counts out.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, do we go to Austin, Texas and go

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<v Speaker 3>to the capital of barbecue in the world. What about

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<v Speaker 3>a super Bowl Super Bowl? Yep, we could go there.

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<v Speaker 3>We could go to a Formula one. We could go

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<v Speaker 3>to a golf tournament. Oh yes, I live golf in Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. We could go to the Masters hard to get tickets, though.

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<v Speaker 1>The only problem is Augusta is not very ACC friendly.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we'd get tossed as soon as we

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<v Speaker 1>got on there.

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<v Speaker 3>Formula one I think could fit. The Formilia one could fit.

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<v Speaker 3>I think going to a barbecue pit Masters and text

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<v Speaker 3>us with fit. We could shoot some guns and drink

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<v Speaker 3>beer and eat meat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you're like, yeah, I was just thinking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Hasn't there some places in southeast as we can blow

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<v Speaker 1>up a cow with the rocket launcher? Y I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if he export will be on board and then

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<v Speaker 1>I don't anyway. Yeah, send us in a voicemail, but

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<v Speaker 1>of yours please. Other than that, we will be back tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't fly out till tomorrow night, so we'll be

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<v Speaker 1>back tomorrow with another episode of the Gender Podcast.

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