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Speaker 1: the Agenda Podcast for Friday, the thirteenth of September.
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Speaker 1: Your superstitious man, Julian.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not. I've had you know, the Glane curse
Speaker 3: thrown at me relentlessly, basically people projecting their own kind
Speaker 3: of misfortune superstitions onto me. So no, I'm not. And
Speaker 3: I was born on Friday the thirteenth.
Speaker 1: Oh were you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Your birthdays the thirteenth?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, no, well it was Ella's birthday sitting
Speaker 1: through the window their happy Birthday hour. I what, you
Speaker 1: don't have any superstitions when you played sport, like before
Speaker 1: you bat did just to do anything lucky undies.
Speaker 3: Now any of that shit. I did play with some
Speaker 3: real freaks that did. Yeah, and we'ld always have to
Speaker 3: sit in the same place or like strap their hands
Speaker 3: up and their feet up at this like it was
Speaker 3: just weird, like and never I never really got into
Speaker 3: it because main maybe because I wasn't good enough. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: remember I never did anything good enough to warrant, Oh fuck,
Speaker 3: I'll do that again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly what it was for me. It was
Speaker 1: like I was so shit that it didn't met like
Speaker 1: there was no pattern that emerged because I shit every time,
Speaker 1: no matter what happened before I played the game. So
Speaker 1: I was like, well, there's no like I.
Speaker 3: Had some rituals when I used to bat. I used
Speaker 3: to just say, watch the ball, watch the ball, watch
Speaker 3: the ball. Yeah, when I used to bat, but that
Speaker 3: was about it.
Speaker 1: Watched the ball.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do that on the golf course now. I
Speaker 3: was talking to Wells earlier and I was finally after
Speaker 3: forty years, not to hit the ball too hard. It's
Speaker 3: not about hitting it hard. And it's also a channel
Speaker 3: Martin gapdo. I whisper Martin Gapitol, Martin gapdol because you
Speaker 3: know how he plays that straight drive and he.
Speaker 1: Keeps his head it still doesn't look at it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's what I do. And I play golf now.
Speaker 3: I don't even look where the ball goes until the
Speaker 3: very last minute and just keep my head. So that's
Speaker 3: one of my sure not really a superstition.
Speaker 1: Martin Gaps, Martin Gaps, Martin gap and it's helped.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then then I get Laura McGoldrick into my
Speaker 3: head and then it all goes wayward. Laura, Laura, Lassie
Speaker 3: mcgazz is and oh god, I spray it.
Speaker 1: We'll shout out to Laura mc McGoldrick and uh.
Speaker 3: Lasione magazzas are you because last night deboo the show
Speaker 3: debut last night.
Speaker 1: I want a shout out to the millions of new
Speaker 1: listeners to this podcast.
Speaker 3: Now after that, yeah, they get a host of the
Speaker 3: Gender podcast.
Speaker 1: But nice Stewart. Yeah, it was a huge plug. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was a There was supposed to be a huge
Speaker 1: plug for Brodie Kayane's book as well, but I stepped
Speaker 1: all over that, right.
Speaker 3: The Girls Uninterrupted is that the book Women Uninterrupted? Because
Speaker 3: the podcast called Girls Uninterrupted.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I've never listened to it, but I
Speaker 1: for you. I had to apologize to her straight off
Speaker 1: the bat, and then man explained to her that I
Speaker 1: was very sorry for what I did. But you first
Speaker 1: episode in the can and we won quite convincingly twenty
Speaker 1: three once to twenty in the end. And you know,
Speaker 1: some people have said maybe some of the people that
Speaker 1: play were on the show. You know, it doesn't really
Speaker 1: matter what the score is, it's about everyone having fun
Speaker 1: and making an entertaining TV show And Torch I say
Speaker 1: fuck that.
Speaker 3: On the one Yeah, and Joe Wheeler came on the
Speaker 3: Heiderckey Breakfast some one. He was fucking spewing. He was
Speaker 3: spewing about that question from Lee Hart of who has
Speaker 3: held their shield for the long ramfi shield for the
Speaker 3: longest time? Yeah, and he said Auckland, which I think
Speaker 3: most of the country would have said. But it was
Speaker 3: a trick question because it was Southland during World War Two.
Speaker 3: They held it for a longer period in terms of
Speaker 3: years because there was no NBC during that period, so
Speaker 3: it was a bit of a trick question. But he
Speaker 3: was fucking spewing about that.
Speaker 1: It was yeah, I know, because it's challenges versus years,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. How many times did they
Speaker 1: defend it over that time?
Speaker 3: Zero? Yeah, they had it in the cupboard for seven years.
Speaker 3: But he was spewing about that because it's obviously damage's
Speaker 3: credibility because he's obviously part of the Sky Rugby set up.
Speaker 1: Well he was, but I don't know. I'm sure his
Speaker 1: contracts under review now he's going to be you know,
Speaker 1: if they're going to be paying him to be a
Speaker 1: rugby expert. He don't even know where the shield is
Speaker 1: at the moment, you know, that could cause some isshes,
Speaker 1: I think undeniably. I think everyone would agree with me
Speaker 1: that the star of the show could only have been
Speaker 1: one thing, and it was MICHAELA. Blyede's guns. The python's
Speaker 1: her arms are out of control and like she's quite
Speaker 1: a small person. She come over and sat next to
Speaker 1: me after the show was finished taping, and she put
Speaker 1: her next to mine, and I was trying to do
Speaker 1: the old you know, and.
Speaker 3: You put your hand underneath your bicyep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, put your hand underneath your bicep. I was also
Speaker 1: in a shirt and a blazer and I was just
Speaker 1: trying to make it. Could not make it bigger than
Speaker 1: the next episode.
Speaker 3: Can you armory? I think I think if it's a drawer,
Speaker 3: like if it's ever a drawer and she's on the
Speaker 3: opposing team, I think.
Speaker 1: You should throw to an army resort.
Speaker 3: In what you get humiliated on national television.
Speaker 1: I think, did Windle Sailor break your guys arm on
Speaker 1: a on the Footy Show on one Time? Yeah, they
Speaker 1: did that. They did an armorysole and the guys. I
Speaker 1: think it was like as humorous.
Speaker 3: Or anything for ratings.
Speaker 1: Mate, that is exactly what would happen to me if
Speaker 1: I did that at the end of the thing. I
Speaker 1: think you saw it briefly on the show last night,
Speaker 1: but I Chris went over and stole Michayla's middle and
Speaker 1: gave it to me when our team won. The look
Speaker 1: she gave me haunts me. I welcome in a fucking
Speaker 1: cold sweet last night thinking about that, it was terrifying.
Speaker 3: Now well done. It was good, good first half episode
Speaker 3: for Game of two halves. It's a great it's a
Speaker 3: great concept. I'm just I'm glad that a sports kind
Speaker 3: of show is back on TV because there's nothing really
Speaker 3: apart from the Breakdown. Is the only sports show on
Speaker 3: really every week?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean crowd goes wild, but oh yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: that's the sort of news.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's yeah, news adjacent.
Speaker 1: You're right, And it's been the same feedback from every person.
Speaker 1: It was the same thing that I thought it was
Speaker 1: going to be with the fuck s, Mark Allison.
Speaker 3: Matt Rechie Fridge is coming off the glass Barbie and
Speaker 3: make Allis has got better things to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's on the old Sports Cafel though apparently walked
Speaker 1: out on that one as well. So anyway, yeah, that
Speaker 1: started last night. I'm sure you could find it if
Speaker 1: you went looking on Sky Sport. Did you see Black
Speaker 1: fans are over and they're over in England. They're playing
Speaker 1: at Twickenham this weekend, which they showed on the news
Speaker 1: last night like a drone shot of Twickenham empty.
Speaker 4: Fuck.
Speaker 1: It's an impressive building.
Speaker 3: It's awesome, it's a great but again it just proves
Speaker 3: a purpose built oval ball stadium because there is not
Speaker 3: a bad seat in that place, and it's so steep
Speaker 3: and it's sunk down and it's just built for rugby.
Speaker 3: It creates a fucking amazing atmosphere. We were there for
Speaker 3: the final one twenty fifteen. We had seats right at
Speaker 3: the back where our backs were against the wall and
Speaker 3: you still felt like you were in the game really
Speaker 3: because of the structure of the stadium. But big game
Speaker 3: for them, like huge game against England who are pretty
Speaker 3: pretty strong.
Speaker 1: Well it's World champs versus world number one at the moment,
Speaker 1: and a rematch of the Grand Final from the World Cup.
Speaker 3: But they got to meet the King the other day.
Speaker 3: I just see that yeah, they hugged it out. Only
Speaker 3: the black fans can get away with that kind of shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know what I mean, Like, can you imagine
Speaker 3: you all blacks hugging it out with Lizzie?
Speaker 1: They would have got shot, they would have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're just so lovable and cheeky, yeah that
Speaker 3: they just like, can we hug it out? And he's like,
Speaker 3: I didn't see what hit all of them on top
Speaker 3: of him.
Speaker 1: I really don't think he knew what he was signing
Speaker 1: up because one of them is when I can't remember
Speaker 1: who it was, and I think he thought, oh, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: this person could hug me. And what he didn't realize
Speaker 1: is fifteen of them, we're gonna we're just going to
Speaker 1: swarm him and his chubby little hands. What do you
Speaker 1: think he's done with the Jews? So they presented him
Speaker 1: with a signed black fan's jersey. Do you reckon he'll
Speaker 1: ever see that again?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Well, there's there's must be a rooms because they get
Speaker 3: given ship all the time, all.
Speaker 1: Of them given ten things.
Speaker 3: It must be a room just full of ship.
Speaker 4: Boy.
Speaker 3: You know you might give it to you know Kate,
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, cheer up a y're a bit sick,
Speaker 3: but he's a black fans busy.
Speaker 1: Yeah that could be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, could I don't know. I don't know, but they
Speaker 3: could get given a lot.
Speaker 1: Of weird ship. Would you knick something if you're in
Speaker 1: there a yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we heard a great story from Eric
Speaker 3: Rush when they're all blacks went in there. The challenge
Speaker 3: was laid down by someone like Richard Lowe or something
Speaker 3: to pinch something from the from the bucking and Palace
Speaker 3: when they went to meet the queen. Yeah, and they
Speaker 3: all came out, like a few of them came out
Speaker 3: with like little soap dispensers or the ship that was
Speaker 3: in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then they found out later on that they actually
Speaker 3: put that out for people to neck because otherwise their
Speaker 3: nick they nick ship that's actually worth it. But if
Speaker 3: they put stuff in various places that it always goes missing.
Speaker 3: To take a souvenir. I think it was like a
Speaker 3: towel or something. Yeah, I had something inscribed on it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they always they just they're just sacrificial lambs. They're
Speaker 3: going to fucking nick something. And it was a nick
Speaker 3: a towel that's with fucking a couple of pea.
Speaker 1: Leave something out to fleece it. I would to god
Speaker 1: his hands freaked me out. The King, I just can't
Speaker 1: do the old sausages, the cheerios man, the Sabloyds, I
Speaker 1: just can't deal with them. They freak me out. Hey.
Speaker 1: I was scrolling my conspiracy theory threads this morning, as
Speaker 1: I do every morning, and I came across a post
Speaker 1: in the New Zealand thread saying that there was a
Speaker 1: bloke hood shot up to work and he was desperately hungover,
Speaker 1: but he had quite an important business meeting with Linda
Speaker 1: later on that morning, and he was like, what are
Speaker 1: your hangover cures at work? So you've gone out the
Speaker 1: night before, you're at work, you haven't done anything to
Speaker 1: quell the hangover in anyway, what do you do? As
Speaker 1: a veteran of many working overs, I thought i'd present.
Speaker 3: This ye Firstly, firstly, you've got to get rid of
Speaker 3: the smell. I think you can get through any meeting unprepared.
Speaker 3: But if you turn up thinking a purse yeah and
Speaker 3: siggi's that's an a shoe.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 3: I think if you turn up and you just look
Speaker 3: a bit tired, and you could say, oh baby, you
Speaker 3: didn't sleep last night or yeah, you can make up
Speaker 3: some sort of shit about what you're tired. You know,
Speaker 3: I had a bit of a big night last night.
Speaker 3: People will accept that to a degree. Yeah, but you
Speaker 3: just can't come in.
Speaker 1: You've got to.
Speaker 3: I've got a bottle of clear eyes in my drawer.
Speaker 3: Whack those in, get on some mint, brush your teeth,
Speaker 3: brush your hair, just make sure you present. Yes, okay,
Speaker 3: as long as you present, Okay, you can um and
Speaker 3: ah through the meeting and say we'll circle back on that.
Speaker 3: Drop some cliches, you'll take it offline. I'll flick ideas
Speaker 3: on Monday, like, just kick everything, kick everything to the
Speaker 3: next day. But just don't give away the fact that
Speaker 3: you fucking stink about to vomit.
Speaker 1: I think so, particularly if you've got an inside job,
Speaker 1: if you get an office job of some sort. I've
Speaker 1: been saying this for a while, and now just dress
Speaker 1: well and shut the fuck up, and that's how you'll
Speaker 1: get through your day because people will see you and
Speaker 1: be like, I thought he was wasted last night. He
Speaker 1: looks all right. Meanwhile, you're dying absolutely, but outwardly you
Speaker 1: look okay. So put your nicest shirt on.
Speaker 3: It's all superficial yeah, just got to give that exterior
Speaker 3: vision that you are okay. Yeah, and just try and
Speaker 3: hide the demons inside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. It's a very good point you make
Speaker 1: about the smell. I think if you've got a physical job,
Speaker 1: and like I always say, do your hangovers on the clock,
Speaker 1: get paid to be hungover. Never take a day off
Speaker 1: because you're hungover. You can always get through it. If
Speaker 1: you have a physical job. By the time smoko rolls around,
Speaker 1: you're right. Yeah, you're sweet. You've got a bunch of
Speaker 1: water and you've sweated it out. You're okay. And if
Speaker 1: you've got an office job, just have another coffee and
Speaker 1: keep your head down.
Speaker 3: And if you're a surgeon, tell the doll if you're
Speaker 3: a yea, yeah, obviously, if your job actually matters, if
Speaker 3: your job actually involves saving lives, and you had people's
Speaker 3: lives in your hands, and maybe just take the day off.
Speaker 1: That's right, because if the p as well like polky.
Speaker 3: As a rule, Yeah, when you no one's come forward
Speaker 3: saying their eyes are or doing it because of polky?
Speaker 5: Are they?
Speaker 3: I thought they'd be coming out of the woodwork saying
Speaker 3: polky in my eyes And I'm there. I mean cross
Speaker 3: ioad ever since. But there Everyone's like, no, mate, well
Speaker 3: he had to pay for the hookers somehow, that's why
Speaker 3: he was working twenty four seventh.
Speaker 1: That's right. Well, they probably just haven't seen the story.
Speaker 1: The people. Oh they may have heard the podcast. You
Speaker 1: get your podcasts, all right, we're away off under the
Speaker 1: words sorry. If there's the first time you listen to
Speaker 1: this podcast, this is usually what it's like. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: going to take a break. We'll come back and maybe
Speaker 1: talk about some sport. I don't know the black Caps laying.
Speaker 1: Can I get an update on how the Test match
Speaker 1: against Afghanistan's going well?
Speaker 3: The fourth day was wash out obviously, But watching the
Speaker 3: curve yesterday across to this poor irishman who's been put
Speaker 3: in charge of the coverage by Lefgan Cricket Board, that's right,
Speaker 3: and he had an umbrella, a comedy size beach umbrella
Speaker 3: over his head. It was pissing down the background. He's like, sorry,
Speaker 3: no good news here. The day's been abandoned already. We'll
Speaker 3: be back tomorrow. I don't know why, because it's going
Speaker 3: to be exactly the same as it is today. Not
Speaker 3: good news won't be good news tomorrow. This Test match
Speaker 3: is over.
Speaker 1: It's over. So it was so refreshing to hear that
Speaker 1: because we're usually the only commentary team that does that
Speaker 1: correct that shuts shit down early because we're like, there's
Speaker 1: no fucking way. Yeah, they got dudes out here with
Speaker 1: extension cords and fucking pedestal fans.
Speaker 3: It rained all day yesterday. It's not going to be on.
Speaker 3: It has had no chance to dry. It's not happening.
Speaker 3: It's abandoned. It's going to be the ninth ever Test
Speaker 3: match to be abandoned without a ball bowled. I saw
Speaker 3: that New Zealand has a good record there. Dunedin have
Speaker 3: got two of those, yes, the most recent and ninety eight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Rainah and on the same day another one
Speaker 1: in feisler Bad got binned because of fog or smog pollution, pollution.
Speaker 1: It was that bad that they couldn't see from one
Speaker 1: end of the pitch to the other. Shout out to
Speaker 1: that guy for using that umbrella, because as we know,
Speaker 1: those umbrellas are for shade and not for raine.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 1: Because when we took the caravan down to the Black
Speaker 1: Clash at the start of the year, we didn't do
Speaker 1: the hatch on top of the roof down properly. That disappeared,
Speaker 1: ripped off and then it was piersing down with rain.
Speaker 1: But we had to leave it outside and so we
Speaker 1: put put up this export umbrella that I think we'd
Speaker 1: nicked from some beer garden somewhere. Put that through the
Speaker 1: hole and then put it up.
Speaker 3: It was genius. We thought we thought we were the
Speaker 3: you know, fucking cracked it. When it covered the whole
Speaker 3: roof like that, I know what is going to get in.
Speaker 1: Little did we know that this was just fabric and
Speaker 1: it wasn't waterproof. It was just for shade.
Speaker 3: And what it did is the pole acted as basically
Speaker 3: a drain pipe and we opened the door of the caravan,
Speaker 3: water came out ankle deep.
Speaker 1: Yep. It has since been boarded down. Yes, the hatches
Speaker 1: batten down. It really seals in the flavor in there.
Speaker 1: So yeah, this game is going to Benn with that
Speaker 1: a ball bolt. I don't think anyone really cares.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think around kids, but I think preparation wise,
Speaker 3: I think the New Zealand team this test doesn't count
Speaker 3: to World Test Championship. It was just a one off
Speaker 3: against Afghanistan. The next tests against India and Sri Lanka
Speaker 3: do count for the World Test Championship. We have to
Speaker 3: win five or something, or we have to win a
Speaker 3: majority of them. To be still in contention, we.
Speaker 1: Have to win an unwinnable amount.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but this would have been good preparation regardless, regardless
Speaker 3: of the result. So they've played no cricket, they've just
Speaker 3: had indoor nets. So that's going to be a bit
Speaker 3: of a bummer playing India in India and then Sri
Speaker 3: Lanka and Sri Lanka. So it's probably the only downside.
Speaker 1: And by the way India have been using the other
Speaker 1: grounds around the country that are good to go, that
Speaker 1: are good to go, and then send us down here.
Speaker 3: I think it's Sri Lanka first and then we go
Speaker 3: back for India.
Speaker 1: That's my understanding. But again a bit of sports podcast
Speaker 1: would know that. So that's cricket. That's what's going on
Speaker 1: in the cricket world. There is no cricket.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've got England anging Australia. Two twenties are going
Speaker 3: on at the moment. I think we'll talk about them
Speaker 3: a little bit in the sports book come out after this,
Speaker 3: but that's that's always little that's kind of a bit spicy, Yeah,
Speaker 3: if you're But.
Speaker 1: As far as the black cast, I just feel, you know,
Speaker 1: I feel like we're the real victims here because we
Speaker 1: have come out and taken quite a vocal stance against
Speaker 1: the Taliban, and had we known that the game wasn't
Speaker 1: going to go ahead anyway, we probably didn't need to
Speaker 1: draw the higher of the Taliban.
Speaker 3: Now we didn't, and we probably could have just gone yeah, we.
Speaker 1: Probably could have said nothing about it. Instead we showed
Speaker 1: our hand, and you know we're now in witness protections.
Speaker 1: Why we're in a different studio, Let's be honest, it's
Speaker 1: because the Taliban have come looking for us and our.
Speaker 3: Old ones cricket fans are apparently the Taliban. They love
Speaker 3: it apparently, dudes. Yeah, yeah, you're right, but they do
Speaker 3: run a good program over there for the dudes. David Yuka,
Speaker 3: he is fighting tomorrow and we are going to go
Speaker 3: and watch it. Here.
Speaker 1: We are great life punting opportunity and I don't know
Speaker 1: if you're familiar with punting on combat sports events, No,
Speaker 1: this will be my debut. Well, you're gonna love it.
Speaker 1: It's great because what happens is there are I think
Speaker 1: there are six or seven fights on this card, and
Speaker 1: you just get to go and go and go. It's
Speaker 1: like going to the races. So they keep on coming,
Speaker 1: they keep on coming. These two dudes come out, you
Speaker 1: either win or lose, reinvest, you're back on for the
Speaker 1: next one.
Speaker 3: Can you peck what round it finishes and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Judge's decisions, but decisions all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: We've got four heavyweight boxing bouts on that card. Yes,
Speaker 1: so knockouts galore. Yeah, you could probably just go knock
Speaker 1: out in every fight and you might come out even
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to it, and again I do my
Speaker 1: best work at the track. Yeah. I like to like
Speaker 1: to get the gauge of a man my horse.
Speaker 3: My only issue with is the runway we've got before
Speaker 3: the big fight is quite long.
Speaker 1: So the big fight apparently is sit down for about
Speaker 1: eleven o'clock at night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the doors open at six. First fight at
Speaker 3: call to pass six.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I've never been good at long distance. No, I'm very
Speaker 3: much specialized in the short distance sprint. So I'm worried.
Speaker 3: I'm worried I don't know how to approach it.
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, I know, that's I think show up late.
Speaker 1: That's probably going to have to be our best bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then what am I doing up too late?
Speaker 3: I'm probably at another bar. Yeah, yeah, so this is
Speaker 3: my problem. Look at some people out there, say, just
Speaker 3: don't drink, don't have a beer, just chill. It's Saturday night,
Speaker 3: that's right, it's fight night. Saturday night. I would have
Speaker 3: spent the day hanging out with the family and doing
Speaker 3: some manual labor in the garden, and I want to beer.
Speaker 1: Plus the nerves and anxiety and excite totally.
Speaker 3: And I'll be shadow boxing at the table and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. You're going to start a fight in
Speaker 1: the crowd.
Speaker 3: Isn't that the rules?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sort of more or less what you have to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, well it's been SUA's next to us, Like
Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm not throwing hands with a bunch.
Speaker 1: Of I'll tell you this. If I show up and
Speaker 1: we're seated next to a fucking cassowary that's on I'm
Speaker 1: throwing down as soon as I walk in, that's on site.
Speaker 3: I would pay you know what, if I win lot
Speaker 3: of on Saturday night, I'm going to see if I
Speaker 3: can import a cassowary well, no, actually, I was going
Speaker 3: to fly you to Australia and what you get disabout
Speaker 3: and I'll sell tickets to it.
Speaker 1: Speaking of combat sports, did you see man Navajos Sterling. Yes,
Speaker 1: he is a name, great name, one of the all
Speaker 1: time names. Now he's earned himself a contract with the
Speaker 1: UFC after an emphatic second round knockout over American Philip Latu.
Speaker 1: Dana White said, Sterling looked incredible. I'm interested. I want
Speaker 1: to see what he can do in the UFC. He's
Speaker 1: another one of these guys that trains with Israel Aartasanya
Speaker 1: in them. I think he won the King in the
Speaker 1: Ring last year, which is like a one day, sixteen
Speaker 1: fight madness tournament.
Speaker 3: It's it is, it's it's a big thing to win
Speaker 3: that because it tender serious. Yeah, the contender says, because
Speaker 3: you think about how many combat fighters around the world
Speaker 3: want to be trying to get into the UFC. It
Speaker 3: is it's I don't think we quite fare them how
Speaker 3: big it is internationally universally around the world.
Speaker 1: Israel Ldisnia is one the biggest sporting superstars in the world,
Speaker 1: and when he wins a fight, it doesn't even make Sev's.
Speaker 3: News up there, and then you've got some bonehead and
Speaker 3: k Robe trying to pick a fight.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. It's embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, so that's messive for old Nava host Sterling.
Speaker 3: That's I mean, that's under pressure as well with that
Speaker 3: Contender series, and.
Speaker 1: He knocked that dude the fuck out, so like he
Speaker 1: starched him, he pieced them up. I just think it's
Speaker 1: actually kind of embarrassing for Dana White that has taken
Speaker 1: them this long to find him, because surely if you
Speaker 1: just looked at a spreadsheet of all the fighters that
Speaker 1: were available around the world and you scrolled down hot
Speaker 1: on Nava host Sterling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can we get him in please? Also, I mean,
Speaker 3: you just look at that SETI kickboxing. Wouldn't you just
Speaker 3: go to have they got because they else you got,
Speaker 3: they're just churning them out.
Speaker 1: You'd call up Eugen Bman, but who don't we know
Speaker 1: about that we need to know about and he would
Speaker 1: have gone Nava host Sterling and here he is now.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's I don't know, it's something so exciting
Speaker 1: about seeing a key in the in the UFC, which
Speaker 1: we going well too.
Speaker 3: Which bigs the question of why we haven't we had
Speaker 3: a as the UF are you here.
Speaker 1: We've had one one, we've had one before and then
Speaker 1: basically after the whole Lockdown scenario, as he basically said
Speaker 1: he'd never ring another because it would have to be
Speaker 1: him headlining it. And he basically said after the way
Speaker 1: they screwed them around during Lockdown, and he's like, I'm
Speaker 1: never bringing another one back. I think he will, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he did come out and say that, so I
Speaker 1: think he needs a little bit like Steven Adams saying
Speaker 1: he's never going to play for the Tall Blacks again
Speaker 1: or at all. I reckon, there just needs to be
Speaker 1: a bit of a cooling down period and then eventually
Speaker 1: he will. And I look, it needs to be in
Speaker 1: the next couple of years because we have got like
Speaker 1: Dan Hooker's cooking at the moment, as he's not far off,
Speaker 1: like getting another title shot again. Now you throw another
Speaker 1: host sterling in there, Carter France. They got a blog
Speaker 1: by the name of toes them up, that same and
Speaker 1: that same thing, Carlos Oldberg like there's all these dudes,
Speaker 1: so yeah, I'd love to go and watch that and
Speaker 1: I will fight a cassi Are on the undercart of that.
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Speaker 5: Hey, it's Greg from the political Creetness Advisory sector of
Speaker 5: Whitewash's investigations. Hey, I'd just like to first state that
Speaker 5: these conversations are never easy, but they have to be had.
Speaker 5: I'd like to have a few words with Niah. Please
Speaker 5: distance yourself from this catterwary chat. Your ancestors history with
Speaker 5: large flightless birds does not make good reading. So distance yourself, mate,
Speaker 5: look after yourself. Cheat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well to that, I would say it actually makes
Speaker 1: great reading because the record is if you're a large.
Speaker 3: Flightless bird, you are extinct.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what. And that'd be my first If we
Speaker 1: had the press conference and I'm sitting on one side
Speaker 1: on the other aid kilogram cassewary on the other side,
Speaker 1: that'll be the trash talk that I'll be auditioning out.
Speaker 1: You know, I had to come over here, because you
Speaker 1: know it happened to all of our giant flightless birds.
Speaker 3: We killed them all, we ate them, we wore them
Speaker 3: them and then wore.
Speaker 1: Them and so that's the same thing that's going to
Speaker 1: be happening to you. Arguably it might have been deforestation,
Speaker 1: but for the purposes of talking shit, that's what I'm
Speaker 1: going to tell the castle. But yes, thank you white
Speaker 1: Washed investigations. Thank you for reaching out. First time they've
Speaker 1: reached out directly, unusual, unusual for them. Usually they slide
Speaker 1: into your emails. Love love your work, white Washed Investigations.
Speaker 1: With Tasman winning the Shield, we've heard nothing. Yeah, we've
Speaker 1: had absolutely nothing. So white washing rumors, but I haven't
Speaker 1: seen anything. We have never had a rumor. I think
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Speaker 3: There's no way Manaia beats the.
Speaker 4: Stop talking ship and Fox South Cassary.
Speaker 3: You really really steered the pot with this.
Speaker 1: K I realized there was such a messive protest weary
Speaker 1: movement around New Zealand.
Speaker 3: It's more antie I as a mess of anti sentiment.
Speaker 1: Now the call here, hopefully not cass related.
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Speaker 6: the morning. I got excited. David Beckon was on the
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Speaker 6: like those other podcasts and done the old partner chat.
Speaker 6: Tell me about my job, tell me about my wife.
Speaker 6: You can imagine your guys partners. Oh sorry, babe, I
Speaker 6: gotta go to Vegas. Sorry, babe, gotta go to Brisbane.
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Speaker 3: That's pretty much how the conversations show. Yeah, Like I
Speaker 3: had a very late I always kind of mean to
Speaker 3: tell my life partner that something's coming up, like the
Speaker 3: boxing tomorrow night. I've always been It's always been in
Speaker 3: the calendar, and I think it was earlier this week.
Speaker 3: I said, oh, fuck, and we've got to go to
Speaker 3: this boxing thing on Saturday night, David Nick And she goes,
Speaker 3: what time is it? Six o'clock? So what time is
Speaker 3: it finishing mid She's like, do you have to go?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I need to support them. Yeah, And then I got
Speaker 3: the oh, yeah, when are you? When are you?
Speaker 1: After munich on Wednesday. Okay, fuck you, yeah, I'll be honest,
Speaker 1: it has crossed my mind. The the the partners of
Speaker 1: the a SEC would have been a good a good
Speaker 1: video of just like, what what do you make of
Speaker 1: all of this?
Speaker 3: There's a job that I get what what do you?
Speaker 4: What do you do?
Speaker 1: Some days, if I come home and say I've had
Speaker 1: a long day at work, my message just about roundhouse
Speaker 1: kicks me in the here.
Speaker 3: I get the same did you what did you do?
Speaker 1: I saw what you did?
Speaker 3: And burnouts in the acc mount smart. It was fucking hot,
Speaker 3: and I had to remember all these lines. And then
Speaker 3: we did two podcast and then came back and then
Speaker 3: we went out for lunch. I've just picked up from
Speaker 3: the pub. Tell me again, how long your day was?
Speaker 3: I don't even I don't even do that anymore. You
Speaker 3: need to learn, I know, you just shut up. It's
Speaker 3: killing What's because ship? I'll come home and She'll be like, jeez,
Speaker 3: I had a long do me too? And I'm trying
Speaker 3: to I'm trying. You can't bring it about yourself. You've
Speaker 3: got to go, oh sorry, babes, what did what happened? Yes?
Speaker 3: You can't see give around and.
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Speaker 1: you do to the quest?
Speaker 3: Did you think?
Speaker 1: Yeah, to get this fucking lunch. Yeah, all ship things
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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you won't be there where you be a wedding.
Speaker 1: Wedding, you know it's not it's not all just skiving
Speaker 1: off and flying around the world to sporting events, Matte.
Speaker 1: You know, it's about showing up for your mates. Can
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Speaker 4: Oh Goodelia Fellaws, just want to stop watching the Game
Speaker 4: of two halves? That was pretty good, pretty good? Whoever
Speaker 4: one of this? And I think you got to add
Speaker 4: to it. At the end of the episode, you just
Speaker 4: hear someone scream fox off Canbary. I think that will
Speaker 4: be good.
Speaker 1: This knows what the people want to see.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, fox off Canbary.
Speaker 3: Do you know what He's onto something here? And I've
Speaker 3: always enjoyed it when Matt and Jerry used to make
Speaker 3: Scotti Stevenson sneak a word onto the commentary.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So.
Speaker 3: Maybe we can look at this with the with this
Speaker 3: podcast and this audience exclusively to this audience. Yeah, a
Speaker 3: little word sneak that Manaiah has to. I mean Fox
Speaker 3: South Canary might be difficult to get on because as
Speaker 3: it is eight thirty on Sky. I don't think I
Speaker 3: let too many f bombs go.
Speaker 1: I'm also not going to say it, but yeah, but is.
Speaker 3: There something that we can get something maybe around the
Speaker 3: Cassowary that seems like I'll take you down faster than
Speaker 3: a Cassowari.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, shoehorn a cass Yeah.
Speaker 3: But it's good about you taking one down, guys, I'll
Speaker 3: take you down harder than I'll talk down to Cassalaria
Speaker 3: last week. Yeah, or let us know, give us on
Speaker 3: the yours pleases and let us know next week's game
Speaker 3: of two halves?
Speaker 1: What you would sneak?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that all right. Thank you very much
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Speaker 1: even considering downloading this podcast. I don't know where you did,
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