WEBVTT - "World F**king Champions" 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.280 Live from the Export Beer Garden Studios and brought to you, 0:00:02.360 --> 0:00:04.760 as always by Export Ultra the Beer for Here. This 0:00:04.840 --> 0:00:07.760 is the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the twenty month of October. 0:00:08.920 --> 0:00:13.160 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap trap, 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:15.880 brought to you my next sport a Vulture. 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:20.000 And the brand new studio has taken about three weeks 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:22.720 to become absolutely ruined here. There are stains all over 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:23.600 the bloody table. 0:00:23.680 --> 0:00:25.320 Yeah, coffee mug stains. 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:27.280 I mean, I don't know what these are. 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:29.960 I had to call out James mcconey because he leaves 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:31.240 caps of tea everywhere. 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:31.880 Oh my god. 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:34.760 And before you cat. 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:38.600 With you, he's like Leehart with half drunk beers. 0:00:39.400 --> 0:00:42.120 Met half drunk beers two steps gone. 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:44.760 But there's some sort of chocolate stains on the desk 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:47.240 here and we can't figure out who it is because 0:00:47.240 --> 0:00:49.519 we were the last ones in here to do the podcast. 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:51.199 No commentary over the week, which we are going to 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:54.720 talk about later on in the podcast. But I know 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:56.560 the Boog Show come in here over now and then 0:00:56.560 --> 0:00:57.560 and do a bit of recording. 0:00:57.640 --> 0:00:59.640 Oh they don't pre record this show to they. 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:01.440 Well, I mean, I don't know if it's the show, 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:03.320 but they're definitely in here recording. 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:06.400 So they do their potty, they do their outro. 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:10.920 They do something, and I reckon they fucking Jason Hoyt's 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:13.399 got bloody chocolates. Yeah, that's written over. 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:17.360 A little bit of controversy. This morning, I've filled in 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:21.000 on her to keep breakfast. And we found some. 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:23.160 Wedges for shoes. 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:29.320 Oh yeah, on Pugsley's desk, which you don't know what 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:30.000 wedges are. 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:31.480 It's to give you a bit of a lift. 0:01:31.680 --> 0:01:35.959 Yeah, if you're struggling vertically, and these all silicon lifts 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:37.200 that you can put and I put them in my 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:39.240 shoes and a mentally, it does give you a bit 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:40.000 of a lift that work. 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:42.480 Deep shame you can't get around like that all day. 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:45.399 Deep shame though, knowing that I got them in And 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:49.080 so we started talking about what's more shameful wedges or 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.680 a rinse, a bad rints. 0:01:52.560 --> 0:01:57.040 Wages because you're hiding it. Wow, the rints you can't hide. 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:59.240 I know you think you're hiding it. And by the way, 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:01.400 there we someone listening this podcast right now. But I'm like, 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:04.400 I just want you to know, we know, I don't 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:07.000 know you exist. So the fact that you're taking offense 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:10.080 to this means you're aware of it. We did say. 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:14.079 We did talk about the rints and we said, if 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:17.360 you think you're getting away with your rints, you're not. 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:18.120 Ye. 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:20.079 People are talking about you behind your back. 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:22.560 So whatever your thing is, by the way, it could 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:24.160 be a rinse, it could be something else, a rug, 0:02:24.280 --> 0:02:28.160 whatever it is, we all know. Yeah, but yeah, I 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:31.160 for the longest time thought that my superpower was being 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:33.280 able to spot a rints from a mile away. Yeah, 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:36.800 everyone superpower. It's actually not that hard to spot. I 0:02:36.880 --> 0:02:39.040 was generally like, if it's a white guy with darker 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:43.799 hair than me and he's laid into his fifties, suspicious, Well. 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:45.919 It's also the eyebrows and the facial hair, facial he 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:49.280 gives it away, massively gives it away, so you've got 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:50.280 to just lean into it. 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:52.280 And what else. 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:54.680 We talked about af your other things, and Jimmy Well 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:57.440 shocked us with a story about he is doing some 0:02:57.520 --> 0:03:00.720 terrible work in the TV ands e changing rooms. He 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:05.320 revealed another insight one of a former TV inst employee 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:09.080 would wear male spanks but almost like a full length 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:11.079 spanks up to his chest and tummy in. 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:13.919 A lot like a little rolled roasts. 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:15.960 Yeah, and so we were like, who was it? They 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:18.000 wouldn't tell us, and we were saying names, were like, 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:21.079 it's not sloppy, save is it? And he's like no, no, 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:23.280 And then we worked out as a former employee, so 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:25.840 it eventually got it out of Camal Santa Maria. 0:03:26.480 --> 0:03:27.960 Oh right, Yeah, he's running a. 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:30.120 Full men's spanks operation under his. 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:33.839 Suit, right, and a sexual assault assault lawsuit as well. 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:36.480 Yeah. I think he's contesting that that whole. 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:41.040 So they should have sacked them for that before he 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:43.160 ever got the chance to do anything, to be fair, 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:44.000 that's true. 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:46.400 That is true. So yeah, we talked about deep shameful 0:03:46.480 --> 0:03:50.560 things that mainly men up too, because I think there's 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:53.160 as we mentioned, there's a different kind of there's a 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:56.280 different criteria for women because they put makeup on in 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:58.240 the morning and a lot of them die there here anyway. 0:03:58.840 --> 0:04:02.320 But they are out there, they're open about it, whereas 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:06.840 guys are that's in the background, dying in here surreptitiously 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:12.040 and putting lifts in their shoes. The Veneers Veneers is 0:04:12.080 --> 0:04:14.640 another one. Yeah, have you seen have you come across 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:17.159 someone you hadn't seen for a while, and they've got veneers. No, 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:20.159 it's the funniest thing you've ever seen. I've never seen it. 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:21.840 It'll happen in some stage in your life. One of 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:24.120 your mates will go off and get veneers and you'll 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:26.760 see him and you will immediately start laughing, and it's 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:28.360 not really the reaction they're looking for. 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:32.799 I know someone who I've seen dudes like English dudes, 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:34.680 particularly when I was in Dubai. There's a lot of 0:04:34.680 --> 0:04:37.080 the English dudes, and they'll have the whitest teeth that 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:39.640 you've ever seen in your life, perfectly straight. They don't 0:04:39.680 --> 0:04:41.640 look like teeth. It's like you've got a mouth guarden 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:43.920 or something like that. I also know a guy who 0:04:44.680 --> 0:04:46.200 I'm not going to say his name because he's told 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:49.400 me off for mentioning him in the past. But he 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:52.479 showed up to where he worked. They had like a 0:04:52.920 --> 0:04:56.640 site changeover. Sure, I've told the story before. It's about 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:58.760 fifty dudes sitting in a room and they're changing over 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:01.359 from the night shift before work, and the guy's up 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:04.440 the front and goes Yep. If you go down the back, 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:06.599 you'll notice that that area is blocked off. There's something wrong, 0:05:06.680 --> 0:05:08.680 something faulty. You don't go down there. And then if 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:14.279 you look at the you fucking died you're here, mate. 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:17.520 This guy standing in the front go no, no, no, 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:20.240 I haven't. But he'd been using that shampoo that darkens 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:21.680 you're here. Yeah, Ruder uses that. 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:24.440 I used to use it until he had exactly the 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:27.680 same scenario. Ruder the producer of the Breakfasher. He said 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:29.800 a few years ago, when he started going funny a 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:32.240 bit of grays, he started using the shampoo until he 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:34.400 bumped into a friend who just went, why are you 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:34.920 doing you're here? 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:39.760 And he didn't do it from then on. Yeah, nahant, 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:43.800 why not just embrace the grays? Yeah, I think most 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:46.280 dudes with black here know that you go gray very early. 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:48.839 I've got a lot of grays, and so you can't 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:51.159 sort of you've either got to commit to dying it 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:53.159 all the time. But the dye doesn't look black. It 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:53.679 looks blue. 0:05:53.839 --> 0:05:57.919 Yeah, and it's fishy. I've seen a few kind of 0:05:57.960 --> 0:05:59.360 mousey brown dye jobs. 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:03.800 They that is tougherence, That is tough because then there's 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:06.120 the regrowth. Yeah, is this The other thing is dudes, 0:06:06.440 --> 0:06:09.360 So when women do this, they commit it's a whole thing, 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:12.600 you know. They look after their hair quite thoroughly. A 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:14.360 dude will just run the rints through it and then 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:17.080 leave it for like another six months. You can't do that. 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:19.880 Now you've got regrowth, you get the bloody half and half. 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:22.160 We've got that fucking Billy eilish it. As a fifty 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:25.160 year old man. All you have to say is everyone knows. Yes, 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:27.560 everyone knows well know. We all know. 0:06:27.920 --> 0:06:29.480 We might not say it to your face, but we're 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:30.400 saying it behind your back. 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:33.240 I do appreciate the kind of man who will openly 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:35.360 address it though as well. We're just like, yeah, you 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:37.960 just ran the die through my here last night. That's fine, Yeah, 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:38.440 that's fine. 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:40.960 I don't mind that. It's just the ones hiding it. 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:44.440 Yeah. The most open man about dying is here that 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:47.120 I've met. He's probably not open about it on here, 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:51.000 but I'm going to say it anyway. Steve mccovett, he'd 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:52.880 come in after he died his here, it's like, yeah, 0:06:52.960 --> 0:06:54.960 died the last night. He's the different one's not quite 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:57.320 the same. I was like, I'm going to respect that. 0:06:58.040 --> 0:06:59.920 I got to respect that. If you shut up your 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:05.240 addressing the fact that you've died, you here Stephen m. 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:06.800 Speaking of which, he'll be tearing Barcelona a new one, 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:07.679 wouldn't he see. 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:11.440 He'll be I reckon he would have. I reckon he 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:14.560 definitely would have tried to find Ben Ainsley to like 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:17.400 shake hands and make amends. I don't think Ben Ainsley 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:20.040 would have been up for it. Or should we start 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:21.720 with the America's Cup then if we're actually going to 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:25.720 talk about some sports, The America's Cup remains New Zealand's Cup, 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:30.040 third time in a row, third consecutive. I need you already. 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:32.840 I kind of knew this, but only four countries have 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:34.560 ever won the America's Cup. 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:37.200 Isn't it the oldest prize in sporting history? 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:39.920 Australia, New Zealand, England, America? 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:43.760 What's that now? Did America when it first? Yeah? So 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:47.680 I don't know what. It's such a bizarre I can't so. 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:50.000 I guess my first question is you've been saying, well, 0:07:50.160 --> 0:07:52.400 it's been going on. Does anyone care because we know 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:55.080 it's not coming back now that we've won it, do 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:57.200 you care? I know? 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:02.040 And yeah they're coock teasing us as well, But of 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:03.720 course the questions are is it coming back? You're going 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:06.080 to race in New Zealand and Dalton's come with the 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:08.760 well will never say never. You know, the door is 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:10.280 always open. It's like boh shit. 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:13.800 Sailing is just a long series of lawsuits and then 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:15.360 every now and then a race breaks out. 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:18.000 Yeah, it's it's all going to do with money. We 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:19.840 don't have the money. No, we don't want to spend 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:20.239 the money. 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:22.680 No, but that should be part of it. It should 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:25.240 be built into the things like, yes, we don't have 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:27.240 the money. Yeah, it's going to be kind of lamer 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:30.600 than if you're in Barcelona. But if you want it 0:08:30.680 --> 0:08:33.120 somewhere else, then beat us and come and take it. 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:36.160 Otherwise we're going to be fizzing around like Topau next year. 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:41.120 That'd be mean, or like Wakatipu that would be cool. 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:42.840 That would be sick. Yeah, up and down in front 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:44.600 of Queenstown. Yeah, that would be awesome. 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:46.160 You have to chop on them in on some sort 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:49.960 of kind of I don't know it will train train 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:52.360 them in, train them in. They're big units. Maybe they 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:54.920 have to build them all in Queenstown. Queenstown's now become 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:55.280 a city. 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:57.080 Did you know that? I did not know that it's 0:08:57.120 --> 0:08:57.840 tipped over. 0:08:57.720 --> 0:08:59.960 Thirty thousand is that which goes from a town. 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:00.240 Yeah. 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:01.920 I found this out this morning. Was okay, look, if 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:05.120 you listen to the Hardache Breakfast, yeah you get a lot. 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:07.880 It tips you over to what is known as a city. 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:11.319 Do you need a cathedral because that was my understanding 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:13.320 that I think that might be in England. Okay, my 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:15.800 understanding was there was a population quota and then you 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:17.000 also needed a cathedral. 0:09:17.000 --> 0:09:20.640 I haven't seen many cathedrals INENI no cathedral in coeens Down. Okay, 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:23.920 So thirty thousand, which is what makes Timurrow a city as. 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:26.560 TMURI got thirty tomorrow is about forty almost fifty year, 0:09:26.640 --> 0:09:29.960 so it's a city too. It's a city omor not 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:33.440 suck it. Same with Ashburton that also sucks and doesn't 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:34.600 have a really Ashburton. 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:37.959 But that didn't Ashburton's population explode after the quake. 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:38.600 Did they? 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:40.679 Maybe they did they tip over their city. 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:42.800 I don't think it did. 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:46.000 Speaking of which, are we going to touch on that 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:49.640 part of the world Mid Canterbury, Yes, stumbled at the 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:51.440 last hurdle. The swampies took them out. 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:54.080 They did, they did. The swamp fox has took them 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:57.120 out in the in the heartland Championship final and to 0:09:57.280 --> 0:10:01.600 that I've got to say fuck made Canterbury. And actually 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:03.280 that was the only league of our three way that 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:06.120 had as well. Yeah it was a spikee being against 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:10.000 Mid Canterbury and it came in only by half a point. 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:13.800 But yeah, I don't know America's Cup. Do we just 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:16.160 draw a line under it and say I don't care anymore? 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:19.760 Yeah no, because now now it's going to happen law suits. 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:22.040 Now they'll cockta is the fact that can come back 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:24.400 to New Zealand. But New Zealand will have to raise 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:26.839 half a billion dollars to do it, and yeah we'll go. 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:31.000 Nah, yeah, why would we? Yeah what I don't know. 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:33.000 I've never understood sports a lot. Yeah, but you guys 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:34.960 have got to help us fundrais to do it. It's like, 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:36.920 no enough people gave a shit about your sport. You 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:39.360 wouldn't have to fundraise. The tickets would pay for it. 0:10:39.720 --> 0:10:41.320 Sal GP is going to be a good time though. 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:45.240 Is here end of January and Auckland and the track 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:48.160 for that try I say track of course. The course 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:51.520 for the course for it is pretty sick. It's between 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:54.840 the Harbour Bridge and the Fury Terminal. So it's a tiny, 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:57.360 tiny stretch of water. It's not very wide, so you'll 0:10:57.400 --> 0:11:00.240 be able to see it from land, yeah easily, yea. 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:04.120 So from the tank Farm and from Bayswater, Stanley Point 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:06.640 all across there you'll be able to watch it. But 0:11:07.040 --> 0:11:11.360 that's a tight course, man, real tight course. So that's 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:14.360 gonna be really interesting. That's going to be obviously the 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:17.280 the black foils and there there's Pete Burling and Blad 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:19.560 Choke again. They got a good thing going and they 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:22.320 flipping flopping between America's Cup and sale GP. 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:24.640 Yeah, that's the right time. It does seem look a 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:28.960 good time. I'm watching him it. Let's oh, just before 0:11:29.000 --> 0:11:31.160 we do take a quick break, Lim Lawson. We were 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:33.880 just watching him out in the office. He finished in 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:36.720 the Formula one and finished what ninth, Yeah, he started 0:11:36.720 --> 0:11:38.440 and I just I thought he'd started. 0:11:38.720 --> 0:11:41.600 He qualified fifteenth, but he had to take a grid 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:44.080 penalty because Daniel Ricardo left a turn on the seat 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:47.600 before and when he left and retarda and he he 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:49.760 was nineteenth on the grid and he finished ninth. 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:51.320 Oh, he got in the points. 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:53.880 That's I think that's the biggest that would have been 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:57.280 the biggest goal what's the best case scenario in this 0:11:57.360 --> 0:11:58.959 first race, get some points. 0:11:58.679 --> 0:11:59.160 On the whole thing? 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:01.599 Oh yeah, no, not not with no way. That was 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:03.400 miles behind the Ferraris. 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:06.120 But shouldn't I mean this is probably a bigger issue 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:08.680 with motor games in general. Shouldn't anyone be able to 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:09.400 win any race? 0:12:10.080 --> 0:12:10.800 Nah? 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:12.520 Yeah, okay maybe, I just. 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:17.360 Although although between the McLaren's, Ferraris and Red Bull, they 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:19.920 all those can win race. All those teams can win races, 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:23.080 but the rest of them, something drastic has to happen 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:24.120 in the race. 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:26.840 It's another rich guy sport. It's like there are rules 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:29.960 that prevent it being an equal opportunity for everyone, and 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:32.920 it's just whoever's got the most money then will figure 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:33.840 out who's going to win out of. 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:36.959 Those days all the smartest engineers, Yeah, who command the 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:40.760 highest paychecks. Is all right, Liam Lawson, he's won some points. Yes, 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:43.400 he is in a full time seat. I say that 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:43.960 in the office. 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:46.000 Now, what's going to happen is this is what we 0:12:46.080 --> 0:12:49.120 do with as New Zealanders. If he doesn't go on 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:51.640 to become the greatest race card driver of all time, 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:53.600 we're going to say he's a failure. Now because he's 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:55.800 had early success and then we turn around and go 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:58.240 Jesz really shipped the bed ever since the ended. 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:02.000 Great stuff and he beat his team Sonoda, So that's 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:04.520 always good. And I think he may have even just 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:07.800 come behind Cagio pitti Is and the other Red Ball. 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:10.920 He's rumored to take his seat full time next year 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:12.240 and race alongside the strap On. 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:16.840 Yeah. So they so that teammates essentially just in the 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:18.520 fact that they raced for the same team, but they 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:19.280 don't work together. 0:13:19.400 --> 0:13:22.720 No, got you got Red Bull Racing, which is the 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:25.800 premier team with Vis strap On and pet Is, and 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:29.319 then you've got what's it called kind of other Way 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:32.200 Racing Bulls, which is the feeder team still owned by 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:34.840 Red Bull. Right, it's the kind of feeder team into 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:36.200 the main team. 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:38.080 But those two cars don't work together. 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:41.120 That are in Okay No, No, they're different cars, different 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:44.080 engineering teams, different pit teams, everything, but it's just owned 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:46.160 by the same parent company. Yeah. 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:48.920 I was wondering why he would take his mate out anyway. Okay, 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:50.000 so he's scored some points. 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:52.080 Oh he started a fight too, which was good with 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:55.360 Fernando Alonso. So Fernando Alonso is like the boomer of 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:57.480 the of the grid, the oldest dude there, and he's 0:13:57.480 --> 0:14:01.400 just grumpy airs And he has accused Liam Lawson of 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:04.439 driving dangerously when they were racing for fourteenth and fifteenth 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:08.360 in the sprint race, and he said afterwards, he said, 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:10.480 I'll get him back, and he did. He pulled in 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:13.040 front of him during his flying left slowed him down. 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:16.160 Fernando Alonso pulled in front of Lin Lawson, Liam Lawson 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:17.240 and Liam Lawson's. 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:17.959 That, yeah, get over. 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:20.280 It's racing. Yeah, this is what we do. Yeah, I 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:21.920 ain't think the whole point of it. I don't think 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:24.240 you're a Formula one driver to to have Fernando Alonso. Yell, 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:28.320 let you a grumpy old man. Massive weekend the sport. 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:29.920 There's still so much to get through. Let's take a 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:32.120 quick break. We haven't even touched on the cricket, so 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:34.160 we'll take quick break. We'll come back and talk cricket. 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:39.120 Also the White Ferns who claimed their maiden T twenty 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:41.480 World Cup title with they thirty two run victory over 0:14:41.520 --> 0:14:44.600 South Africa and Dubai this morning. Of course they came 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:47.800 into the tournament with on a ten nail slide. Yeah, 0:14:47.920 --> 0:14:49.920 then all of a sudden, and I likened it a 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:53.000 little bit to Stephen Bradbury last last week where all 0:14:53.000 --> 0:14:54.760 of the other ice skaters had fallen over and all 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:56.440 of a sudden we were coming through. It wasn't quite 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:58.880 like that, but it was the all of the teams 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:00.720 that had tipped us up. Yes, we're all of a 0:15:00.760 --> 0:15:03.720 sudden gone. Yeah, And it changed the complexion of the 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:07.360 whole competition. And so overnight last night at about what 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:07.920 two three in. 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:10.520 The morning, yep, wrapped up at six thirty. 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:13.120 Wrapped up at six six thirty. This morning, we won 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:14.120 the bloody World Cup. 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:18.720 Yeah, world champions, World fucking world champions, and convincingly too, 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:24.040 convincing over South Africa. I mean they were paying twenty 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:28.280 ones before the tournament, and someone who was this morning 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:31.000 said they got on them at twenty one's pre tournament 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:35.080 and they got on them at eights before the knockouts, yeah, 0:15:35.160 --> 0:15:36.240 and had a great weekend. 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:39.480 So I think we on the ACC got on them 0:15:39.480 --> 0:15:41.760 at about eights as well, did we. Yeah, there was 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:43.240 something in there that filled the kiddy up. 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:45.520 Yeah, Oh no, that was that was top scoring revenge 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:46.760 or top scoring the first innings. 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:48.360 Oh, we got that one as well that one. 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:51.240 Too, but yeah, great they were Hopefully they're parting their 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:54.200 asses off over there. Do by get out to the 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:57.400 parm Atlantis, get on the rooftop bar, yeah, and tear 0:15:57.480 --> 0:16:00.280 Dubai a new one because they're going to come home 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:03.960 where no one saw this coming. No, no one saw 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:04.440 this coming. 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:05.400 And so good on them. 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:08.680 They've proved all the doubt as us included when they 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:11.200 came into this World Cup with like you were saying, 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:12.800 it's ten run shit. 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:16.080 Ten slide. Yeah. Then they won three games in the 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:19.480 pool matches and then haven't dropped on since. Ye, So 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:21.880 powerful stuff from them. And then also over the weekend, 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:24.840 the Black Caps beat India in India. I think is 0:16:24.840 --> 0:16:25.880 it the third time ever? 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:29.320 Yes, first time about thirty odd years yeah, last one 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:30.480 was in that kind of eighties. 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:33.320 So third time we've ever been in them in India. 0:16:33.080 --> 0:16:37.080 Yes, yeah, yep. And I must admit I was nervous. 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:39.920 I was scratching around when India got one hundred and 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:43.480 ten run lead. Yeah, I was like, oh shit, but 0:16:44.120 --> 0:16:44.960 didn't need to worry. 0:16:45.160 --> 0:16:46.280 They did not need to worry. 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:50.720 Between well, Young and Revendra came home won by eight wickets, 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:55.240 and I must admit looking at that Indian team potentially 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:59.240 the most out of shape international sports team on the planet. 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:04.679 It's something I'm Kate Moss, but like just have some 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:09.120 self respect. I don't know. And they played that game 0:17:09.560 --> 0:17:12.000 so recklessly in that first innings. Even in the second 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:14.160 innings there were some moments where I was like, what's 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:16.760 going on here? So I it'd be interested to see 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:18.840 how they approach the second tiers Indians, because if they 0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:22.879 get tipped up again or don't perform, the questions are 0:17:22.880 --> 0:17:24.160 going to be asked around their attitude. 0:17:24.160 --> 0:17:25.720 Well, they'll be burning ifs in the street. 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:28.479 Oh yeah, I mean that the next pitch is going 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:32.680 to be turning square, so that's going to be Mauldi terrifying. 0:17:32.800 --> 0:17:35.000 But whoever prepared that last pitch will go missing? 0:17:35.040 --> 0:17:35.399