WEBVTT - Caravan Episode: Black Caps Vs England - 1st Test Day 3 0:00:00.640 --> 0:00:04.400 As rogue as a tail ender on strike. This is 0:00:04.440 --> 0:00:08.760 the alternative commentary. Can let you oh, thanks to the 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:11.520 great New Zealanders add Max Raft. 0:00:12.039 --> 0:00:14.000 I'm just going to point out I think Nathan Smith 0:00:14.040 --> 0:00:16.239 may have shaved a bit close into that mustache. It's 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:18.760 getting near and near the nose, Zin comes p Smith, 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:21.840 and that's a better delivery is it's offended back to 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:23.520 the bowl. I mean, if he goes in any further, 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:24.800 he's it's going to be troublesome. 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:25.880 Sizing with death. 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:28.040 I know it's an earnest attempt to raise money for 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:31.440 men's mental and physical health, but a certain point. 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:32.479 I mean, if that. 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:35.959 Juliet had an extra razor on it, there's waterline hate 0:00:35.960 --> 0:00:38.040 crime and no does dress update here at Hagley Oval. 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:43.040 Wait, look, I mean he can't forget that the furor 0:00:43.120 --> 0:00:44.479 stole it from Charlie Chaplin. 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:48.320 That's right. So have you ever auditioned to Hitler? Tried 0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:50.559 it just in the mirror yourself to say. 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:53.600 Smith comes in and it's good delivery, and defend it. 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:56.880 Unfortunately for me. You know how you always when you 0:00:56.920 --> 0:01:00.000 shave your mustache, you always experiment, You always experience. 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:01.800 Don't tell me, guys out there. 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:03.640 Don't tell me you've shaved your mustache and left a 0:01:03.640 --> 0:01:06.560 little Charlie Chaplin. Unfortunately for me, I took a photo 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:07.520 and sent it to Joe Jury. 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:08.160 Jeez. 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:10.440 Now Joe Jury has got on his phone and he 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:13.080 brings it up every time. And no doubt, who's going 0:01:13.120 --> 0:01:14.880 to walk into the room in a matter of moments. 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:16.520 And show you both? Yeah, I want to see it. 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:19.120 It's almost self sabotage sending that to Joe Jury because 0:01:19.160 --> 0:01:20.600 he's got so much on all of us. 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:21.480 He keeps a dossier. 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:24.679 And what's more impressive than the amount of stuff he 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:28.399 has is how quickly he can produce that imagery. 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:30.920 Smath then two brooks. That's a good delivery. Books is 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:33.480 back and across and defense, but he just drops it down. 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:35.319 They take off for a single with the Field's phially 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:38.199 back Here we go, see told you as. 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:40.959 Here he is with the picture. Oh, well, it's the 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:42.880 here as well that really sets it off. 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:47.400 Oh Jesus has disconcerting. It is an it's almost historically accurate. 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:50.600 It's authentic. Yeah, it's that's a feat. It looks like 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:51.440 Central casting. 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:54.880 Well done, Mike, Well you asked the question, and they 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:56.720 deliberately back you surely you have tried. 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:58.720 Of course I have. Of course you have. And people 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:00.720 out there, he said, they haven't are lying. 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:07.760 There's footage of me dressed as a member of the 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:10.680 s S out there for a promotion. I know it 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:13.200 wasn't a promotion as a video. Lord knows what we're promoted. Well, 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:15.520 this is what I couldn't understand. Just getting the car 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:16.720 we're going down to film this thing. 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:19.519 I've got to get back out of his seat. 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:22.520 He uses his feet as stokes. But there's a good delivery, 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:26.680 drives it down. No, we called you Wed. You were 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:31.080 supposed to be the fun Nazi who's made and then 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:33.919 you turned up to spoil the video addressed as a Nazi. 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:39.160 But of course I have a beard subsequently a mustache, 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:41.560 so a fake mustache was placed over the top of 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:46.160 essentially my real mustache. And I don't know where we 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:49.840 rented that costume from, but I think the costume was 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:52.079 rented and the armband was homemade. 0:02:52.440 --> 0:02:54.839 The arm band's got a christ instead of a swastika. 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:58.720 Yeah yeah, I mean, look, I don't think the spin 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:00.280 off is going to take such a. 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:01.800 Well, they're struggling a little bit at the moment. 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:03.680 Might get away with it, It might fly under the radar. 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:06.000 I don't think they take such a friendly view of 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:08.760 it when they gets wind of it. A couple of 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:12.760 people sitting on the embankment watching away from the ground. 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:14.880 Her rock back into the attack. 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:20.040 England three hundred and twenty nine for five, so just 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:25.919 another just under four overs till the new ball there's due. 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:27.560 I think he's going to be gagging for that new 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:30.360 pill because it looks fairly easy out there at the moment. 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:34.240 It is dress up day, the forced fun day of 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:36.640 the New Zealand Cricket calendar. 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:39.720 A couple of zany Hawaiian shirts, and I told you 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:40.920 that's the Canterbury dress up. 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:42.240 Just get out the Hawaii. 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:44.360 That's your boomer dress up. Just put on a color. 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:44.880 Yep. 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:49.520 Well we've got the average Joe's in attendance. 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:53.680 That's that's movie quality replica jerseys, O rock and the 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:54.960 two brox. 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:55.600 And leg sited. 0:03:55.680 --> 0:03:57.720 He whips it off the pads out to deep midwicket 0:03:57.760 --> 0:03:59.840 to Conway does the fielding. They'll get another two that 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:05.560 he got, sadly said, all he's done you there is 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:08.600 the throat stokes in the smaller the back, so he 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:10.840 came through for the second, so Brook now goes to 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:11.760 one hundred and forty. 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:13.360 I would like to go. 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:16.280 I would like to come to the ground on dress 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:21.240 update as a Mexican with a comically large sombrero that 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:23.520 blocks the boomers behind me on the bank so they 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:24.240 can't see. 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:27.640 That's just my cynical take. Fat Albert goes fat Albert, 0:04:28.080 --> 0:04:30.040 massive fat suit. You can't do that anymore? 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:30.400 Can you? 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:31.760 Can you do this sombreller? 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:34.840 We're ork into Brook again, legs sidish and it just 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:36.760 struck him on the pad and dribbles out to squea 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:37.880 leg for a comfortable single. 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:40.760 Just not quite online at the moment. I need to 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:44.080 check with the spin off. We can you as fat Albert? 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:45.159 Is that not a thing? We can't? 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:47.000 There's no repeats of fat al but I suppose he 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:49.039 said that's why there's no repeatsa the Cosby showkies. 0:04:49.800 --> 0:04:55.560 Well, it's so complicated, isn't it It is? Yeah, there's 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:56.000 no fat. 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:59.279 Al but I mean you can't can can roll Dhale 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:01.720 got censored for using the word fatness box. They've taken 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:03.960 those words out of rod Dale's box and then reprinted 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:06.039 them really massively controversial. 0:05:08.080 --> 0:05:11.840 I saw an interview with Jason Momore recently who was 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:13.240 married to one of Bill Cosby's kids. 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:16.320 O Rourke comes down, it's left by Starkes. 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:17.920 I've seen that interview, Is that right? 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:18.240 Yeah? 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:19.840 And it was here in New Zealand. This little have 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:21.520 been about ten years ago. I think it was just 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:23.719 before all of the allegations were made public. 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:25.719 I think we could probably bring this audio up. We could, 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:29.200 I'm sure we could. Is that also on Jojoy's phone? 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:32.479 It will be as one of the wildest interviews. I 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:35.760 think the interviewer may be on the glass baby. 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:40.600 But basically the gist of the interview was does does 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:42.800 she still keep in touch with Bill Cosby? And again 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:45.080 this is before any of the allegations had come out, right, 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:46.760 And Jason Momore goes. 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:53.080 Ah, then well, you know, I don't really into Starke. 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:55.880 Starkes winds up through the cover as he goes good fielding. 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:58.760 As ruguas a tail ender on strike. 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:04.279 This the alternative commentary can let you Oh, thanks to 0:06:04.360 --> 0:06:06.760 the great New Zealanders at resin. 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:11.080 Man Henry Mister Darcy comes into brook Brook, hees this 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:15.400 and he's gone, He's out. Finally New Zealand of Court 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:18.960 one there was a poor shot from Brook, a tired shot, 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:25.080 and thank the Lord that Blundell took the catch, and 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:29.159 the fortunate son Harry Brook has gone for one hundred 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:29.960 and seventy one. 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:32.600 Yeah, one hundred and seventy one for six Harry Brook. 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:38.920 Yeah, thanks Jase, such a great voice. 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:41.440 Terrible running between the workers. 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:44.440 Absolutely week they went southy after the drinks break into 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:46.320 Woke's edged and court. 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:50.039 Finally lath And catches one. 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:55.080 Ah, he's dropped three years today. 0:06:55.360 --> 0:06:58.239 This one was exactly the same as the previous umpires 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:00.400 are going to have a look to see whether it's carried. 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:02.920 It's pretty confident that Woke's has gone for one. 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:05.719 Don't you do anything, stupid Rod Tucker. 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:07.040 Tucker and Bumblady. 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:12.560 Hear that Tucker and Bumbatti are just having a chat. 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:16.600 You see beautiful fair in the drinks break, Paul Food 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:18.080 or was it you Lee Baker? 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:20.480 We just need a double pet trick, yeah, forty eight 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:26.520 air consent, just a puss coming around the wickets and he. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:29.440 Spicked us in the air, high in the air. Someone's 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:31.640 underneath it. Will they take the catch? 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:32.600 You say no, it's. 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:34.520 Phillips falling short. 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:35.080 I don't have. 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:35.880 I don't care. 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:41.360 Though everyone's a winner, we're not, but we are. 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:44.960 Glenn Phillips finally takes one as well. He'll be relieved, 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:48.280 and that is the eighth wicket. God the leader is 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:50.400 ninety seven, so he needs to go bang bang and 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:56.840 finish it off. But Nathan Smith roll the seaman, rolled 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:59.880 the fingers across the scene, was across seamer, and he 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:01.000 deserves that wicket. 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:05.240 He he certainly does. Henry into beer down the work 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:06.320 at and Beshier. 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:09.880 Smash this high in the air as there's someone underneath it. 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:12.600 Yes, it's too southey, the sexy camel. 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:15.920 Thank god, someone can catch and it's. 0:08:15.720 --> 0:08:16.600 The sexy camel. 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:20.240 The innings is over for four hundred and ninety nine, 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:25.400 a lead of one hundred and fifty one. But you'd 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:29.440 have to say pull Ford, big Sandy's that lead should 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:32.520 be below one hundred at least if all seven catches 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:35.960 was at seven or eight, I lost count may well 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:39.400 be eight dropped by New Zealand. It wasn't a great 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:41.760 day in the field for them today and used today. 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:47.160 But finally they've extinguished this English innings. The sexy camel 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:51.120 with a good catch, running catching over his shoulder. Henry 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:55.240 gets four wickets as rug as a tail ender on strike. 0:08:55.720 --> 0:09:01.240 This is the Alternative Commentary Collective thanks to the great 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:03.280 New Zealanders at resin. 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:07.559 Jesus are molder in up in the left here in 0:09:07.600 --> 0:09:08.120 corner there. 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:11.280 So do you spend a bit of time up the 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:13.880 Adventure Park here? Lee Baker? Well, I used to. 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:17.120 It's not far from my home in the hills in 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:21.640 christ Church. By the way, it's not Fendleton, that's the 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:24.360 center of swinging in christ Church. It's actually the Kashmere Hills. 0:09:24.679 --> 0:09:26.760 Real people don't talk about it, but. 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:28.960 I know a couple of people up in the Keshmere 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:32.080 Hills and then comes at concerning left by conways. 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:35.920 Yeah, I bet you do. Yeah, I was. 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:38.120 In the Adventure Park. It's a great park. If you're 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:39.679 into mountain biking. It's a young man's game. 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:43.040 What if you're into Arson light Arson very popular, very 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:45.200 popular and look down upon. 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:50.320 Not ideal for sure, but yeah, but popular. I was 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:55.800 riding my electric bikes. Yeah, I know I'm never going back, 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:59.400 but I was riding an electric mountain bike camera. They're heavier, 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:01.280 they're heavy machines. And I came around a corner and 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:02.800 lost the front end and went straight into a tree. 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:04.280 I flew bodily into the tree. 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:07.920 I canned a Conway oh on the drive and gets 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:10.320 inside edge to Bashir at midwickets. 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:11.400 Not really wanted to go. 0:10:11.679 --> 0:10:13.480 I mean, I went over the bars and I was 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:15.840 earborne flying at the tree, and I thought, this is 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:19.680 a this is paralysis horizontal and somehow I landed just 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:21.400 in front of it and just sort of scraped in 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:23.400 like a badly landed jumbo jet. 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:24.320 Scraped up. 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:26.680 My face went straight into the base of the tree, 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:29.640 bounced off it because I remember feeling my head hit 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:32.720 the tree, obviously, and then I remember being amazed that 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:34.880 I was conscious, and I thought I've got away with this. 0:10:35.000 --> 0:10:37.960 And then I was using my hands and moved my legs, 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:39.360 and then I was just joyous. 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:41.880 And then these people came down to check on me. 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:46.200 At consented and too. Conway defends this and it goes 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:48.720 to Bethel just behind point. 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:51.520 There's no run, and like a decent man, I got up. 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:53.160 I got back on the bike and I rode it 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:55.280 down out of the park. And I wasn't going to 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:58.040 join the legion of people that I get. They have 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:01.400 to get chopped out, so that's that's why you'll find 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:04.080 every weekend there's a trouble going into the bench park. 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:05.679 Is that why they always try to burn all the 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:08.719 trees off get rid of the hazards. 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:10.640 Well, there's a lot of bodies I need to get 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:12.080 rid of and the only way to clear them is 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:14.319 to open up the ground a bit. 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:16.240 So swinging. 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:20.719 More often found in Keshmere. That con sent all the 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:23.320 beats the outside edge of Conway. It's a good delivery 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:26.120 just straight's on Conway Keshmere Hills. 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:29.480 I see much cottaging in Keshmere. I think you'll find 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:30.280 that's on the flats. 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:32.760 Yeah, that's something that cottaging's more in the Hagley Park 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:35.400 right and the toilets Bromley. 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:39.560 Find any cottaging in Bromley? I don't know much about Bromley. 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:42.120 How the Bromley stench has that's gone off there with 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:45.720 the Bromley stinch down there, the rotting old sewage plant 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:46.679 after the earthquakes. 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:50.679 Christ has just got a few branding issues, hasn't it 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:51.960 a few work ons? 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:53.480 It's getting a bit of that. 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:54.199 We had a good time. 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:57.920 It's that consent is left by Conway. 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:00.720 Watchful this time the cruising Sea and the new written 0:12:00.760 --> 0:12:03.719 mall not quote what it once was. Well, i'll tell 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:06.920 you what's it goes down down there now it's. 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:12.319 So it's so deserted that it's rustic and charming, almost 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:14.960 has an almost literary desolation. 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:18.400 Can I say that? But it's clinging onto life and 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:21.880 that's the main thing. Do you still find hookers floating 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:24.800 down the heath Coke? I think you can order them 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:25.559 online now. 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:29.520 Okay, as rugue as a tail ender on strike. This 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:34.679 is the alternative commentary collect you, Oh, thanks to the. 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:40.160 Great New Zealanders at resin gas blaster. And it was 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:42.880 first over a pool shot in the air. 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:47.880 And caught at midwicket by Atkinson. What a good that's 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:51.800 a great catch. Conway's shaking his head saying check it. 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:55.960 But he went back for the pol shot in quite time. 0:12:56.040 --> 0:12:59.800 It It was low into the left of Atkinson. He's 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:04.680 caught it just off the grass seat. Bob Letty is 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:05.760 going to have a look. 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:09.360 He's going to ask go upstairs for what. 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:10.400 I think. 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:12.920 I think that Devin Como was shaking his head in 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:14.240 the quality of a shot there. 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:15.760 I think he knows he's out. 0:13:16.400 --> 0:13:20.480 I've checked the feted livery best all catch pas. 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:23.520 This is going to continue. A hole will run for Conway. 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:29.280 It's diving and let's look at that. 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:31.559 That's just now taking a catch. 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:36.920 Yeah, that's no, he's rubbed it along the grass. 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:38.280 At what point is the catch taken? 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:38.440 Though? 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:41.120 Understood he's cleanly caught it. 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:44.840 It's just whether he's grasped it along seasons, big mets 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:47.240 there and then he grasses it there. 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:51.720 Used the ground to maintain position. Yeah, do you reckon? 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:54.240 But he's going to give it screen, He's going to 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:55.800 give it out, and you've got to give that out. 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:57.680 Yeah, I mean, I can't have a chick went into 0:13:57.720 --> 0:14:00.240 his hands. It's just how he sas just out of 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:03.560 his palm there. They're gonna give it out because otherwise 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:04.560 he looks at it for ages. 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:09.400 So Conway's gone for eight. This is how you catch. 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:11.000 It. 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:13.200 Was a bit of conjecture as to whether this was 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:14.600 a tough field to catch on. 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:19.200 You'd have to say England have come out and put 0:14:19.240 --> 0:14:19.680 that to bed. 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:21.920 Yeah, and he's gonna still trailed by one hundred and 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:22.360 twenty eight. 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:26.680 Can't John ever leave even when it's outside the line. 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:30.720 This is the alternative commentary collective. 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:35.080 Oh thanks to the Great New Zealanders. Add MaTx rath. 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:38.800 Atkinson wicket to wicket, Glimpson defense. You know someone else 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:43.680 who he walks a strange pit, Eric Young, He walks 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:44.960 his cat on a leash. 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:49.000 I've heard that, I've heard that. I've I've walked my 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:54.200 cat on a leash before, so as Joe Jo's walked 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:56.360 ass have you hit on a leash? 0:14:56.440 --> 0:14:59.600 My cat got in a fight and its head got infected, 0:14:59.720 --> 0:15:02.800 swelled up to the size of a grape fruit and 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:05.800 had to have basically a milkshake straw inserted into its 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:07.280 head as a drain. 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:08.800 Hackinson comes in. 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:11.920 And it's a good solid drive from Williamson through the 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:14.160 field or at short cover and down to the boundary 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:14.760 for four. 0:15:16.320 --> 0:15:17.800 Lovely shot from steady. 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:20.200 The ship went straight through the hands of murder she 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:22.360 woke and down to the boundary for four New Zee 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:23.080 on twenty for one. 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:24.960 So it's going a milkshake. 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:27.600 Straw in its head and that's weeping out. Actually ruined 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:31.000 all of the upholster and our lounge and the carpet 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.760 and also the sheets on our beards. 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:36.160 Was it weeping out its head like some. 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:37.400 Sort of blowhole? 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:41.000 Basically, well, picture a straw basically just pierced through the 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:42.880 top of its head with both ends of the straw 0:15:42.920 --> 0:15:45.840 protruding out, and so it was leaking from both ends 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:49.960 of its head amber fluid Atkinson. 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:53.840 Oh oh, that just about plays there, hon does Williamson 0:15:54.840 --> 0:15:57.680 is that classic shody plays right under his eyes and 0:15:57.720 --> 0:15:59.920 it's often been as undoing where it bounces back into 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:02.560 a stumps, you know, it bounce back and he went 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:05.360 to kick it away, just got it in time. 0:16:08.000 --> 0:16:09.680 But as a result, it had the cone of shame 0:16:09.760 --> 0:16:11.520 on its head, so it couldn't pluck away it as 0:16:11.560 --> 0:16:14.400 we say replay here ball just getting towards the stumps. 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:16.920 Williamson takes a swipe of it with the hoof and misses. 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:20.320 So my cat couldn't go outside obviously couldn't get through 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:23.600 the cat door because of the cone of shame, and 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:25.480 if it ran away with the cone on, it's all sorts. 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:28.160 So the dot the vet actually gave us a harness. 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:29.800 At Constant comes in. 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:33.040 It's fallen, driven back to the bottle of powerfully by Williamson. 0:16:33.080 --> 0:16:35.360 He's on twelve because it wouldn't go to the toilet 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:37.920 inside either, So now I'm out and a shed block 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:40.640 of flats with a shed lawn, standing with a cat 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:45.160 on a harness with a kind of shame taking a shit. 0:16:45.720 --> 0:16:47.400 As my neighbor comes out, he goes, oh, hey, what 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:48.520 do you have to And. 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:51.840 I, at all of thirty years old, standing there with 0:16:51.880 --> 0:16:53.920 my cat, said, I've just taken my cat for a dump. 0:16:56.440 --> 0:17:01.440 How did its entire head get infected? Negligent to that cat, 0:17:02.320 --> 0:17:03.320 It's consent. 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:06.439 Fallen driven by Williamson backs in a bowler. 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:08.679 Yeah, negligence, I think, was the answer to that. 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:11.439 We didn't notice it for a good couple of days, 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:14.240 and then all of a sudden one day, my partner, 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:16.600 who works with animals, she came home and realized that 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:19.000 it's heat had swollen so much that it couldn't sell 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:19.920 out its eyes anymore. 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:22.919 You just thought that was the breed, did you, I 0:17:22.960 --> 0:17:25.480 thought he had a fever or something. It's just going 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:26.840 to get me. The whole cat. 0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:29.200 Sounds like it should have got the same treatment as Belfast. 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:32.720 No, no front teeth, missing a fang. Oh my god, 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:33.600 put it down. 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:33.920 Yep. 0:17:34.320 --> 0:17:37.600 And it's a prime case that consent comes in to 0:17:37.680 --> 0:17:39.840 Williamson's a no ball, that last ball, so it's going 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:41.280 to have to bowl another couple. 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:44.359 And we hadn't lost its fang actually as a cat, 0:17:44.400 --> 0:17:46.639 and they had to pull it out because it had 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:50.080 snapped off, and said, we can replace it with a 0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:54.000 false white one, or we can leave it, you know, missing, 0:17:54.640 --> 0:17:58.240 or we could put a gold on it. What And 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:00.159 I said, so you're telling me I could give my 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:03.800 cat the money. But and I mild the if we 0:18:03.880 --> 0:18:05.480 maled it over, it wasn't a lot of gold, you know, 0:18:05.480 --> 0:18:09.040 it's a very small tooth. Oh actual gold, but I 0:18:09.119 --> 0:18:11.639 presume not, but I'd like to think it was okay. 0:18:13.400 --> 0:18:16.200 Then comes out consent into Williamson. He leaves this one 0:18:16.200 --> 0:18:18.000 wired outside. I'll stump that's the end of the open. 0:18:18.040 --> 0:18:19.440 He's on twenty one for one. 0:18:20.400 --> 0:18:23.639 But our missus was against the idea of putting gold 0:18:23.680 --> 0:18:26.600 into the face of our cat for fear of it 0:18:26.680 --> 0:18:29.840 getting pawned by someone finding it on the side of 0:18:29.840 --> 0:18:34.040 the street and tagging it into the local cash converters. 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:35.679 Pulling a gold tooth out of the front of it. 0:18:35.760 --> 0:18:39.440 So as a result, it snails when its top loop 0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:41.400