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Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.

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Speaker 1: Tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ike.

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Speaker 2: Lemon Heads There on the radio. Hold Aki Big Show

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Speaker 2: this Monday afternoon. The time is five forty six.

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Speaker 3: You're right, Maggie, I don't know, man, I'm just feeling

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Speaker 3: a little bit. I don't know. Yeah, you want to

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Speaker 3: talk about it.

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Speaker 4: Weird, a little bit weird. I've just got a vibe, man.

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Speaker 4: And this happens every now and again that my wife's

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Speaker 4: leaving me, she's going to leave me?

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Speaker 3: Sure you know what? You've got a feeling she's about

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Speaker 3: to Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 4: It's sort of like I feel like she's had enough

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Speaker 4: and she's sort of iron the door.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what was the thing she's sort of saying.

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Speaker 4: It's more of a vibe, Kezy, Like when you've been

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Speaker 4: with your you know, your partner for as long as

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Speaker 4: I have, and you won't understand that, Yeah, you start

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Speaker 4: to get a real vibe for what's going through their head.

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Speaker 3: Can I.

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Speaker 2: Because as you know, I've been with my wife a

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Speaker 2: long time there, Magie, Oh you have you won't understand

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Speaker 2: that at this point yet, Keezy, But can I just say.

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Speaker 3: This in terms of the vibe for me. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: in the eyes, is it? What? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And she won't even look at me. That's sort

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Speaker 4: of you know what I mean. Or she's rolling her

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Speaker 4: eyes or oh wow, yeah, she's stearing.

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Speaker 3: Deggers and squeezing them shut. Yes, that's a common one.

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Speaker 3: Give me the stink.

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Speaker 4: I not the stink eye so much, but certainly, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: they're closing closing her eyes when I'm talking to I'd

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Speaker 4: just be talking to her in the kitchen or wherever,

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Speaker 4: and she's just got her eyes closed.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, what are you doing? I just.

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Speaker 4: She said, she said, I tell you what she said me,

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Speaker 4: and she said, I just feel like I've seen enough.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, tell me.

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Speaker 2: When she's listening to you in the kitchen, the air

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Speaker 2: with her eyes squeeze.

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Speaker 3: She's squeezing her forehead as well. She's sort of rubbing

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Speaker 3: her temp temples.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sort of rubbing her left temple and just going

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Speaker 4: can She'll say things like, you know, can you just

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Speaker 4: give me a minute?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, Like what would you have said to sort

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Speaker 3: of trigger that in her? I'm just asking.

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Speaker 4: Just normal relationship questions, and I just want to have

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Speaker 4: a conversation where you know, for me is my best

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Speaker 4: mate and if one of us is going to get

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Speaker 4: wound up every time one of us sees you know,

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Speaker 4: whose turn is it to clean the kitchen again or

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Speaker 4: you know, hang out the Washington whatever, then you know

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Speaker 4: we're not going to get through it.

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Speaker 5: You know what you should do, maybe asked I ask

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Speaker 5: you questions that aren't about chores, like, oh, hey, how

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Speaker 5: is your weekend?

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Speaker 3: I know, but I was there the whole time. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: but I know she just been sort of laying around.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but anyway, I was going through a phone and

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Speaker 4: that's healthy.

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Speaker 3: Well, actually you.

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Speaker 4: Gave me the idea, kids, because you've got a track

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Speaker 4: anyways going through I was going through a phone just

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Speaker 4: you know, as you do.

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Speaker 3: Sure, totally. And she's got some flights booked right. Oh god, So.

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Speaker 4: Not looking good, well not for me, not just for

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Speaker 4: me and the kid and then the kid yeah here

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Speaker 4: and the kids.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, well it's not good. I mean she's well, I know,

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Speaker 3: I just mean, well, I know it doesn't mean it

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Speaker 3: what I mean, what is it? One way flights or

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Speaker 3: a turn flight?

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Speaker 4: I didn't look, man, I just sort of was feeling

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Speaker 4: a bit gattered at that point and hungry as well

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Speaker 4: as stabbing no dinner on the table.

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Speaker 3: When I go, oh, that's really I'm really sorry to

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Speaker 3: hear that, man, Yeah, it's funny you should say that. Actually,

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Speaker 3: it's this terribly true story.

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Speaker 2: On Sunday, I said to my wife, because she's actually

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Speaker 2: does the ironing, I said, you said, not very well, No,

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Speaker 2: I seid chilly work dwning.

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Speaker 3: The old shirts are sticking up on the longbe because.

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Speaker 2: You actually say that she did not take it well,

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Speaker 2: she did not take it well.

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Speaker 1: Hidarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

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Speaker 2: Yes, indeed the naked and famous there on the radio

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Speaker 2: Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty

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Speaker 2: five past four o'clock and all as well. And we're

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Speaker 2: discussing weird things that make us cry. And I believe

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Speaker 2: Keysy you've got a few texts on three four eight

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Speaker 2: three in that regard.

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Speaker 5: Well, that's right, it's all started with Mike who got

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Speaker 5: to served from Jona Lomoo.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 4: Jonah Lommie makes me cry. Oh, Jonah Lommie highlights make

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Speaker 4: me cry, not so much when he's dropping the ball

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Speaker 4: on that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but just seeing him in full flight.

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Speaker 4: Full flight, dominating that he died young, that he had

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Speaker 4: health issues that he kept to himself, that he was

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Speaker 4: such a humble backbone. So many just incredible memories of

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Speaker 4: just the every single great all Black and rugby player

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Speaker 4: worldwide talks about what a goddamn animal he was.

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Speaker 3: Yes, so that. Yeah, here's something else.

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Speaker 2: And we'll never forget that game against England in the

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Speaker 2: World Cup. Yeah, where Lurie Mains got him so fired

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Speaker 2: up he said I would have run into a brick wall.

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Speaker 4: The trick with that was he he was bunking with

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Speaker 4: Eric Rush or Frank Bunt before that game, Yes, and

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Speaker 4: he and whoever it was one of those two guys,

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Speaker 4: and they were saying to a more night games on

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Speaker 4: now England reckon you're all ship men, They reckon you're

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Speaker 4: all ship And so.

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Speaker 2: Then he came out there that game just hammered them

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Speaker 2: familiar It was old men and supermarkets that where you

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Speaker 2: know jerseys with the collar over the top and sort

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Speaker 2: of old school hats and they look very lonely.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yes, so just a sort of along those same lines.

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Speaker 5: Isaac here kezy falling over into the doggy position made me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yesterday, that was a hell of a moment.

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Speaker 2: Just in reference, Key was wearing some orphopedic slip ons

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Speaker 2: and he tripped up on the stairs with Megan ended

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Speaker 4: That's right, went over his shoulder a woman who was

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Speaker 4: just sort of an innocent passer by.

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Speaker 3: To be honest with you, yes, is that how it happened?

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Speaker 5: Because I just remember tripping over slightly and then don't

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Speaker 3: I'm still trying to fit. He arched your back so much, But.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, pilates helps with that. Jason, there's a lot of

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Speaker 5: it's coming through. On three four eight three. My wife

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Speaker 5: cries all the time at the Lotto ad featuring Wilson

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Speaker 5: the dog who gets lost overboard. Oh yeah, and there's

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Speaker 5: actually an ad with the dog with three legs that

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Speaker 5: gets picked up from the pound by the guy with.

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Speaker 3: It's really nice. It's a nice head.

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Speaker 2: But there was another aad that you used to make

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Speaker 2: me cry, but I'll be bugging if it might have

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Speaker 2: been the Rebella one.

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Speaker 3: Oh for me, it was the ad for Wellington Paranormal

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, award winning even.

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Speaker 5: Especially there the sailor that had pink Ey is so funny.

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Speaker 5: I'm a contractor and do a lot of work at

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Speaker 5: retirement villagers. It brings a titmize when I work in

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Speaker 5: the Dementia Awards seeing lost and lonely people, especially when

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Speaker 5: they asked you to take them with you.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, very sad, actually, genuinely, that's that's super sad.

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Speaker 5: One of this one Matt Heath leaving the Breakfast Show.

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Speaker 3: Oh you know, that's all good, you know, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's not sad? Is it?

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Speaker 5: Having to listen to you three oons every afternoon makes

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Speaker 5: me cry?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, And that's from Boss Toddy in there. Those

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Speaker 5: bloody military homecoming kids videos on Facebook have.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So someone's been away for a.

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Speaker 4: Long time, so they've been away and then they come

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Speaker 4: home and they surprise their mother, father, kids, whatever, having

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Speaker 3: Yeah, those are good, I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 2: It's also good on that front as pets being reunited

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Speaker 2: with their people that have gone overseas for military series

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Speaker 2: and come back four months later, and the dogs.

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Speaker 3: Very sweet. I saw weep I saw on the other day,

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Speaker 5: It was It was probably like twenty five and he

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Speaker 5: was obviously living in a different country to his partner,

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Speaker 5: and it was his birthday, and then if you could

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Speaker 5: have one worse what would it be? And then he

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Speaker 5: thought about it and blew out the candle, and then

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Speaker 5: his girlfriend surprised him and was like, hey, I'm here.

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Speaker 3: It's like, damn it for a stripper.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what he said, Damn I wished for a stripper.

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Speaker 5: And then I was I feel your paying man, and

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Speaker 2: The Cure of Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show

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Speaker 2: this Wednesday afternoon. The time is exactly twenty five minutes

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Speaker 2: past four o'clock. Now. Keysy was just discussing how his

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Speaker 2: wife is making more and more demands on his time.

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Speaker 3: Mogi, I feel like I should just explain.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're saying she's infiltraded you. You traded your calendar,

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Speaker 2: and now she's putting little tasks for you to do

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Speaker 2: in your calendar.

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Speaker 3: Is that right? No?

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Speaker 5: No, you put mustard on stuff, Jase. What she's done

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Speaker 5: is we have a shit, we have a shared calendar.

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Speaker 5: And the new thing she's just started doing is putting

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Speaker 5: instructions like pick up library book in my calendar for today,

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Speaker 5: this is last night. She did it at nine forty

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Speaker 5: five am, and then at ten am she had put

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Speaker 5: Coley in New Zealand about flights as another job.

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Speaker 2: Can I just make the point right away that you

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Speaker 2: made a fatal mistake by having a shared calais, because

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Speaker 2: that's why.

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Speaker 3: Is it dumb?

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Speaker 5: I've got nothing to hide from my wife. What are

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Speaker 5: you hiding from your wife?

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Speaker 2: But you're complaining about the fact that she's putting stuff

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Speaker 2: on your sheep calendar.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's saying that you wouldn't have the extra things

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Speaker 4: to do if you never had a shop calendar. So

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Speaker 4: but I agree, like you're a partnership, you've got to

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Speaker 4: get things done keasy. Yeah, So that's that's why you've

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Speaker 4: got to have the shee calendar. That would annoy me,

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Speaker 4: to be honest, to have somebody and like sorting out

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Speaker 4: my time and what I'm going to be doing. That

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Speaker 4: would there, that would ruffle my fear.

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Speaker 5: That the good thing about my wife and I. She

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Speaker 5: did it and it was hilarious because I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 5: you sure doing me little jobs to do? So I

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Speaker 5: just thought it's a good little reminder and I might

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Speaker 5: put stack dish washer incorrectly and tomorrow, you know what

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Speaker 5: I mean?

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Speaker 3: Sure, absolutely, that's what you should do.

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Speaker 5: And I said to her, is this like a new

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Speaker 5: way for you to remind me to do some jobs?

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Speaker 3: And to be honest, it's fine.

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Speaker 2: In twenty six years of marriage, my wife has never

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Speaker 5: And is that because do you think that's because she

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Speaker 3: Well, then you'll fail at it and then you'll go

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Speaker 5: Sixty on three three? Does keys you have a joint

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Speaker 3: Too? Hard? Nut?

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Speaker 5: Every otherwise it's gonna as a wife of someone who

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Speaker 2: What I do have a lot of my relationship is

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Speaker 2: I told you that, Yes, a lot, which he goes,

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Speaker 3: I told you that. Oh, did you right?

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Speaker 2: But I have this thing where I kind of sweitch off.

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Speaker 3: You know what would be really good for something like that?

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Speaker 3: A shared calendar.

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Speaker 5: on court. No, people are sitting through their ideas. Hoy

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Speaker 5: Jay won't in a bag of cheese balls on the

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, Actually I could do with some cheese balls

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, that reminds me. Actually breaking news.

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Speaker 5: I was just breaking news. This is breaking news.

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Speaker 3: They had a shocker of a sleep last night, man, shocker.

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Speaker 5: Oh excellent, I've actually got some breaking news just on that.

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Speaker 5: This is breaking news.

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Speaker 3: Got out of bed sleep last night? You did? Did it?

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Speaker 5: Like I felt like I hadn't slept at all, and

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Speaker 3: Oh it's like what you know? What's that about?

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Speaker 2: I had an absolute sharker for a sleep last night.

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Speaker 3: Far out all was terrible.

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Speaker 2: You know those sleeps that you have where it feels

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a shaka wear because it was a

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Speaker 3: And I was loving it. Right, it's hang on my

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Speaker 5: It was really windy up my plate at my place.

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Speaker 5: And there's a ranch slider in our conservatory which just

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Speaker 5: Slider, and like it wasn't you're right, it wasn't. Sort

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Speaker 5: it out, putting your plugs in. Oh yeah, just started

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Speaker 2: I mean, because I like, it was quite windy last night.

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Speaker 2: And I've got a spear room and the doors a

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Speaker 2: Just bobbles and knocks all the time. And so that

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Speaker 2: And then there was something scratching in the roof, which

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Speaker 5: Where was the duck?

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Speaker 3: The duck? I think the duck was in the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was toiling it.

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Speaker 2: Well, funny you should say that, because I was Effan

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Speaker 3: Oh man, how did you sleep? New Zealand? Yeah, great question.

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