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Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network.

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Speaker 2: It's Fleet Forlorn and Hayley's a little bit of pod.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to a little bit of pod.

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Speaker 4: It has been the summer of wasps.

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Speaker 1: It's waspy again.

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Speaker 4: It's very waspy. I had a wasps nest under my kitchen.

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Speaker 4: I noticed it was that it was the fucking he

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Speaker 4: throw airport.

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Speaker 2: Of wasps in and out of there in one landing

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Speaker 2: every thirty seconds.

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Speaker 4: I was just watching them. So I got there was

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Speaker 4: like under the house, and that you could see the

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Speaker 4: hole there going through. So I literally just shook up

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Speaker 4: in a tire can and fly spray and just held

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Speaker 4: the button down and put it up in there. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: that got rid of a lot of them. Next day

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Speaker 4: they were all back. So I got my little you know,

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Speaker 4: the little thing that goes off every year. I can

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Speaker 4: program it to go off once every thirty seconds.

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Speaker 3: Oh right, I've got four of.

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Speaker 4: Them laying down, heads together like girls in a field

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Speaker 4: like the fly sprayers. Perfect. Yeah, four of them put

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Speaker 4: their heads together, all pointing up the whole so it'd

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Speaker 4: be like, oh yeah, dropped thousands of wasps. Yeah. Back

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Speaker 4: in the actual little holes were full of wasps. To

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Speaker 4: Tom cruise on a bloody wire to penetrate that kind

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Speaker 4: of security. Yeah, exactly, Yes, so I got rid of them.

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Speaker 4: I think they're gone now, but I have been on

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Speaker 4: the hunt for those. I love to have one of

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Speaker 4: those yellow legged hornets.

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Speaker 2: Those ones I've got, like because my those because if

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Speaker 2: you should show people not far at all? Have you anyone?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, because these.

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Speaker 2: Are for those that aren't in New Zealand. There we've

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Speaker 2: got these yellow.

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Speaker 4: Legged Asian hornets and I think that's what I.

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Speaker 2: Have maybe looking up the photos because they have been

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Speaker 2: attaching little trackers to these ones and they follow them

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Speaker 2: back to the nest and then they.

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Speaker 1: Show me a photo because I used to be a

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Speaker 1: waspy house and then we got rid of them all,

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Speaker 1: and I've had a wasp free summer a couple of summers,

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Speaker 1: and now they've been hanging around. But they're long with

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Speaker 1: these wispy legs.

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Speaker 4: No, and the legs, the legs, dang, ye there are

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Speaker 4: different because every wasp I kill I take a photo

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Speaker 4: of and put it in an AI then like what

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Speaker 4: kind of wasp was this? And I'm yet to come

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Speaker 4: across the yellow legged queen?

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Speaker 3: Why are they so bad?

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Speaker 4: Because we don't have them. The other ones are kind

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Speaker 4: of all settled in. The Germans have settled in the

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Speaker 4: Asian paper wasps have settled in ye, the common wasp.

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Speaker 4: He's an interesting fact. There's more German wasps than there

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Speaker 4: are common wasps. Now I would say it's time to

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Speaker 4: switch the name. Then.

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Speaker 3: Now are these yellow leg hornets?

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Speaker 2: Are they allowed a thirty day visitor visa or don't

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Speaker 2: want to shutting the borders completely.

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Speaker 1: We're straight up telling them to go home, your passports,

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Speaker 1: get your paperwork. If you want to come in here,

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Speaker 1: you can stay it for a short time.

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Speaker 4: They are like attack bees. They take down beehives. And oh,

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Speaker 4: by the way, I'm going to have so much honey

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Speaker 4: on my hands.

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Speaker 1: By the way, we put.

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Speaker 4: It all in a container and sealed it, because I'm

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Speaker 4: going to cap it and put the honey in jars sown.

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Speaker 4: Thirty kg is the thing. That's a lot of honey.

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Speaker 4: Have you guys are ready for some honey. I'm ready

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Speaker 4: for honey, for sure, ready for honey. For these they'll

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Speaker 4: take down what they'll take down a beehive. So I

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Speaker 4: made some homemade traps to try to you get like

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Speaker 4: a soft drink bottle and you cut the top third

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Speaker 4: off and you inverg you put some water and some

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Speaker 4: rotting meat in there, and then, yes, I've done this before,

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Speaker 4: steal them up and they get in and they can't

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Speaker 4: get out. Yes, it's just it's full of fly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just you've just got a stinky steak on your hedge.

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Speaker 3: To call a guy.

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Speaker 1: Just call a guy because they hover around and and

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Speaker 1: my dad doesn't really get that. If you irritated wasp

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Speaker 1: ital sting, you say, he's constantly.

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Speaker 3: Where are they coming from?

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Speaker 1: Usually they live in my hedge.

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Speaker 4: The hedge is a problem. I hat. I was trimming

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Speaker 4: a bush yesterday and I put the headstrom straight through

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Speaker 4: a wasp.

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Speaker 3: No, you guys live It sounds horrible.

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Speaker 4: Wist the wasps.

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Speaker 3: Wasps come and live.

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Speaker 2: In the city where occasionally get one fly.

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Speaker 4: Last week I was in the city and some dude

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Speaker 4: jumped out of the Windy's drive through and wanted to

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Speaker 4: kick my fucking hidden Now the man passed on my shoes.

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Speaker 3: Why did he want to kick you here?

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Speaker 2: Then?

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Speaker 4: Well, I went to Wendy's after Lane Way because it

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Speaker 4: was the only thing that was open, imagine, So it

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Speaker 4: was the only thing that was open, and they said,

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Speaker 4: I'll go down and go through the drive through. The

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Speaker 4: restaurant shut. So I went down to go through the

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Speaker 4: drive through and I didn't have enough weight, thank you, just.

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Speaker 3: Alway as much as a civic. The you go if

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Speaker 3: you need a if you need an ego boost, yeah.

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Speaker 4: The way I can't guarantee.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. So I went down there and it wasn't setting

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Speaker 4: it off. And this guy pulled in and I said, oh, hey,

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Speaker 4: could you please pull forward just to do the ding

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Speaker 4: ding so they can take my order. And he pulled

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Speaker 4: forward and I was like OK, and I said thank you,

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Speaker 4: and I turned around and then I turned back around.

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Speaker 4: He had gotten out of the car and he was

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Speaker 4: like this monstrous man and he was like, you're supposed

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Speaker 4: to have a fucking car to come through here. And

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Speaker 4: I was just like, oh, sorry, I thought you were.

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Speaker 4: I know that the restaurant shut. It was like, get

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Speaker 4: the fuck out of my way.

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Speaker 3: Like I was like, sounds like he's having a great day.

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Speaker 4: And he ordered only him in the car. Yeah, he

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Speaker 4: wulded one hundred and twenty dollars with the windows. Okay,

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Speaker 4: he's high on crack or something. What appetite, does it.

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Speaker 4: I think he was just just say that now. I'll

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Speaker 4: say that now. The time, I was like, oh, I know,

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Speaker 4: you go ahead. I don't want my head cave penis

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Speaker 4: up and sick and rate burger. Yeah, you know, like

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Speaker 4: i'd take a punch for like a you know, top artisan.

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Speaker 3: And I take a punch for a water pound a punch.

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Speaker 4: Lit right, I'm taking a punch for like a handmade situation. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: like Gormet brio. I've had a Gormet stan bun bresh.

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Speaker 4: I take a light punch in the face. I'm not

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Speaker 4: getting clobbed for a bacon adder, you know. So what

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Speaker 4: are we what are we doing with his wasps?

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Speaker 3: Like? How am I getting a.

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Speaker 4: Guy we're gonna find with our hat? And then honestly,

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Speaker 4: just the cheapest I bought those twenty dollars cans of

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Speaker 4: like wasp away dead fuck? I love that song. Would

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Speaker 4: you spewere spare spot spare spot were oh spare hospital.

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Speaker 3: Way in my age, my fucking hege, the worlstness.

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Speaker 4: Comes a lot, got a mottom mottom, but in her age,

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Speaker 4: a filthy fucking hege.

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Speaker 2: Did you have a filthy huge well It sounds like

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Speaker 2: you both got disgusting hedges sorted out and done