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Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast

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Speaker 1: for for tuggets four to seven every weekday on radio.

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Speaker 2: Yeah man, Hello, anyone else? Over it?

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Speaker 1: Over?

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Speaker 2: What? No good?

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Speaker 3: I'm in a great mood.

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Speaker 4: How are you? Keysy? Is that?

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Speaker 3: I don't know?

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Speaker 2: Today?

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Speaker 4: Didn't you know your wife was working from home?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: No, I didn't not through lack of trying.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, do you guys make much of an event on

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Speaker 4: that front?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean?

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Speaker 4: I mean?

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Speaker 5: Is that?

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Speaker 4: Is it a scenario where you have to work hard

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Speaker 4: to get that happy?

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Speaker 2: Can I just say I'm not interested in the answer here.

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Speaker 2: I feel like that's private. But if you want to

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Speaker 2: tell me that's all good too. Okay.

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Speaker 3: Well, now I don't know what to do because.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I mean that is not specifically the Keysy.

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Speaker 5: I mean it's a gineer comment amongst all of us

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Speaker 5: as well, everyone in the green Yeah right, well, why

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Speaker 5: don't you lead us off?

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Speaker 2: Um?

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Speaker 5: Um?

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Speaker 4: We have our times?

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Speaker 3: What does that mean?

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Speaker 5: Just sometimes there can be an effort. But as you

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Speaker 5: get older, keys and you'll find this the older libido

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Speaker 5: drops down of but you're still a raging.

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Speaker 4: Bull at the moment.

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Speaker 6: Well, it's amazing because I am like a few years

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Speaker 6: older than Pug's hunt, and like he's still going handies,

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Speaker 6: you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Also, the world is his oyster, and he's just difference.

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Speaker 2: He's just shuckered.

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Speaker 6: Whereas like even the difference between me and him, like

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Speaker 6: he's redlining it at all times.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 6: Whereas I'm doing, you know, I'm going pretty good but

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Speaker 6: not yeah, whereas Mogi Arickon's got the libido of about

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Speaker 6: a eighty year old man not wrong.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I gott lebdo. I'm pretty stoked about that.

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Speaker 2: When are you going to mention about an old ram

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Speaker 2: cast and you've got to say that you're happy with it?

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Speaker 2: Are your fine with it?

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Speaker 3: You know, melted ice cream?

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Speaker 4: I feel like I am an old ram cast.

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Speaker 5: Really, I want you to visualize an old ram in

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Speaker 5: the back paddock with ginormous testicles.

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Speaker 2: It's just.

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Speaker 4: That's just wandering around the paddock.

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Speaker 2: Grass, just getting them caught in thistles, yeah, dragging them

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Speaker 2: through cow pets.

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Speaker 5: But I want you to imagine is an old ram

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Speaker 5: just lying on its side with massive testicles, not really

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Speaker 5: doing anything. Just go yeah, smoking a dark yeah, cheese balls,

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Speaker 5: having a coffee and you know.

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Speaker 6: If you could take a drug sort of like matthew

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Speaker 6: Ridge with the myth. Yeah, that just makes you really

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Speaker 6: just straightaway kicks your six driver upper gear?

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Speaker 3: Would you yous a horny?

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Speaker 4: I don't think so, Okay, I.

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Speaker 2: Don't who else has taking it?

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Speaker 4: Just you?

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Speaker 2: Just me and my marriage.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm happy. I'm happy where I'm at.

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Speaker 3: Where I'm at as well, you.

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Speaker 4: Know what I mean. It's just like, yeah, it's cool.

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Speaker 4: What a couple of losers. Yeah, I certainly it changes

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Speaker 4: over time. I will say it.

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Speaker 2: The whole year you're getting me, it goes more hard

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Speaker 2: out it was more of it.

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Speaker 4: And no.

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Speaker 5: But you know there's that classic saying, of course quality

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Speaker 5: over quantity keasy.

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Speaker 2: Which is bullshit.

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Speaker 4: I prefer quality unlike you have a quantity.

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Speaker 3: Don't sound like you like I don't like quality.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm just saying you're in the high numbers. Still, Jesus,

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Speaker 5: you're right?

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Speaker 2: Still yeah?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely yeah?

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Speaker 6: Which show days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.

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Speaker 3: Remember the Archy Big Show podcast? What's wrong?

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Speaker 2: Makee you? Nothing's mate? I've just put on my feet

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Speaker 2: up a bit more relaxed. Yeah good that man. Sleep

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Speaker 2: last night. You see you had one. Well, I was

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Speaker 2: up late. I wonder the movie, and then I was

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Speaker 6: I wonder if riding the Hogen, which you didn't do today, No,

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Speaker 6: because that can really, like, you know, wake you up

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Speaker 6: as you going what one hundred mile an hour?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's interesting the chopper. I actually said to my

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Speaker 5: good sleeps anymore. I don't know that.

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Speaker 4: I just think that's just how it is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my parents, we don't sleep that much.

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Speaker 2: An we're going through the greatest hurts here, aren't we.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, just.

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Speaker 2: Going, but we are, aren't we there?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 6: Sorry differently, No, well, if you don't want to hear

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Speaker 6: about Jamian and old ram cast I like.

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Speaker 2: An old cat. And then we moved on to sleep check.

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Speaker 5: But it's just you mentioned sleep and yeah, I said

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Speaker 5: to my wife that I don't know if I sleep.

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Speaker 4: Well or not anymore anymore. And I don't.

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Speaker 5: You know, because like an old ram cast with giant testicles.

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Speaker 2: Forgot what you're saying.

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Speaker 5: Well, no, you know, as you get old, of course

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Speaker 5: you don't sleep very much.

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Speaker 4: No, you don't because you're too busy making love.

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Speaker 2: I beg you because you've got massive balls.

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Speaker 4: I don't have massive balls.

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Speaker 2: You're an old cast.

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Speaker 6: What do you mean you don't have massive balls. You

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Speaker 6: spent three years of the show talking about how massive

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Speaker 6: your balls are.

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Speaker 4: No, not my balls, my car.

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Speaker 3: I actually if I had to put money on it, it

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Speaker 3: would be the other way around.

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Speaker 4: So, yeah, mushroom with huge testicle.

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Speaker 3: A command.

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Speaker 5: I want you to because I sent you that little

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Speaker 5: video the other day of the peg there keysy, just

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Speaker 5: I want you to have a look at that again

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Speaker 3: Of your testicle size.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that was like a couple of volleyballs and a

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, did you show me that? I think you did.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Is it a meme?

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Speaker 2: That's a video?

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Speaker 4: It was kind of.

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Speaker 6: It was a meme is me walking after I've carried

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Speaker 5: It was. The title was a basis walking into the arena,

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Speaker 5: that's right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, basically like a music gig.

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Speaker 4: But in terms of you know, the love making, it's

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Speaker 4: all good.

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Speaker 2: It's all good.

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Speaker 6: Oh that's good. You know you're I'm happy as I'm sweet.

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Speaker 4: How often CAZy?

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Speaker 3: No, it's not your business. I mean, you know, what

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Speaker 5: I used to have a flatmate that was every day,

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Speaker 4: I've heard people that are, yeah, and I was never

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Speaker 1: I was.

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Speaker 2: You were more quality.

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Speaker 1: I was.

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Speaker 5: I was a beast, but I was never every single

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Speaker 5: day or twice sometimes three times a day.

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Speaker 6: That's too, that's ridiculous, that's way too I can do

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Speaker 5: In my heyday, but certainly that's not like that now. No,

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Speaker 5: once every don't say blue moon once.

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Speaker 4: Every blue cheese kind of. I would go so far

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Speaker 3: Twice a year.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, really, Yeah, that's more than I thought.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, twice a year and it's quality.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well it's quality and it's quick because you

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Speaker 5: know it only happens twice a year, so there's a

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Speaker 2: Okay, can you clip this off as the highlight for

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Speaker 5: You've been a fucking not pugs, Yeah, pegs or I

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Speaker 5: will humiliate you beyond.

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Speaker 6: That is such an empty three big call when you

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Speaker 6: can't beck it up in any way.

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Speaker 3: How are you going to humiliate him.

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Speaker 6: So for the listeners, what's going on in the big

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Speaker 6: show at the moments. Pugs is blackmailing JAS because he's

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Speaker 6: got footage of Ja's having an absolute shocker ice to

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Speaker 5: Wise, yeah fell over and she fell over ye yeah, yeah, right.

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Speaker 2: He tripped over the eyeballs that were bulging.

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Speaker 5: And and and so what is classic And this has

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Speaker 5: happened a lot. Old pug Son has adopted the footage

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Speaker 3: It's legit footage.

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Speaker 6: And he's now blackmailing Jake's who threatens Pugs on a

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Speaker 6: daily basis. And now he's finally got some memos that

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Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, I mean if he wants a career, then

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Speaker 3: I don't think he'd actually be able to impa You.

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Speaker 4: Don't think So what would you do?

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Speaker 3: What would you do to stop Pugs' career?

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Speaker 5: Well, you clearly don't realize what kind of relationship I

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Speaker 5: have with management here.

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Speaker 6: What you would say, Hey, I want to get rito

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Speaker 6: of Pugs. They'll run it up the flag, pulsings it

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Speaker 4: Oh no, I wouldn't want to get rid of him

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Speaker 4: because he's a legend.

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Speaker 3: Right and I love him.

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Speaker 6: I wanted to be severely humiliated, beyond anything experience before.

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Speaker 4: And I tell you what puts a smile on my face.

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Speaker 5: Onto when he when he tells us routine stories, you

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Speaker 5: know what I mean? And when I come in after

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Speaker 5: the weekend and he is a glow.

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Speaker 3: He's got shot.

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Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't ruin his career. May be

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Speaker 4: a demotion, maybe a pay cut.

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Speaker 2: I don't think there's anywhere else he could go demotion wise.

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Speaker 2: You go to the radio show, yeah, yeah, yeah, but.

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Speaker 3: You get him to produce like the day Show or something.

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Speaker 5: What what wouldn't most likely happen would be a bit

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Speaker 5: of a dock, you know, a cutting of the wages there.

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Speaker 5: He wouldn't be able to afford so many connies, which

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Speaker 5: you know would definitely have an effect. Yeah, and he

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Speaker 5: wouldn't be able to make so much sticky beef and

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Speaker 5: stuff like that. It would be more steamed.

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Speaker 3: Rice, nothing on it, yeah, pugs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So just watch it, buddy.

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Speaker 6: Hey, listen to Hurdacky Big Show four to seven. It's great,

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Speaker 6: don't It's already a hurd. It's really good.