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Speaker 1: The Hodache breakfast, load up on landscaping with Bunning's train.

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Speaker 1: That's right, it's Wednesday morning. It's jes Are and the

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Speaker 1: Boner from six to nine this morning, nine o'clock will

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Speaker 1: be out the door and home. Welcome on to the show.

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Speaker 1: Jermmy Wells, this is a nice.

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Speaker 2: Morning, Jerry morning, read it morning mate.

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Speaker 3: Zoe out in the studio.

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Speaker 2: B how mild by the way this morning, Jeseu, it

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Speaker 2: was a barmie sort of felt like thirteen degrees this morning.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's exactly what it is, thirteen point time and

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Speaker 1: I how that night? But what is Zoe? Who's woman

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Speaker 1: in the phones as Dob? She's wrapped up? Oh man?

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Speaker 1: How many layers zoey for four? Well for fourteen degrees?

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Speaker 3: Whoa four for fourteen?

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Speaker 1: Are you reverse engineering your clothing so the warm where

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Speaker 1: it gets the more layers you wear.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, middle of summer she's going to have sixteen layers on.

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Speaker 1: That's weird. It's going to be. It's going to be

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Speaker 1: a real trick to watch that is we are you

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Speaker 1: wearing a man nappy in there?

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Speaker 4: Zoe?

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Speaker 2: Okay, no man, we'll get into man nappy's later on.

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Speaker 2: I think as the man is the man still I.

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Speaker 1: Want to know. I mean, I'd love to give Reverend

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Speaker 1: Paul Fletcher a call. He's the guy one of the

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Speaker 1: priests that's outside Nikola Willis's office chained himself to the

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Speaker 1: office store trying to get a meeting with Nicha Willis.

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Speaker 1: Nikola Willis over the gaza situation.

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Speaker 3: Changed himself for the man. Nappy are they jud just specific?

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Speaker 3: Also Fellers just a quick.

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Speaker 1: Algos here they are?

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Speaker 3: Are they?

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Speaker 1: Well? Think about where the pet needs to be?

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Speaker 2: Well, I would have thought all the way around. Again,

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: You never want a man now?

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not one of the Pois boys.

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Speaker 1: We need to get into this next.

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Speaker 4: Jerry and then the Hurdarchy Breakfast.

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Speaker 3: Sound the Punishing Golf channel on.

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Speaker 2: But yesterday Jerry and I got out for a round

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Speaker 2: of golf at a golf course on the north shore

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Speaker 2: of Auckland in New Zealand.

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Speaker 1: It was was it or was it actually on the

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Speaker 1: Hurache planes or was it on the Canterbury planes.

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Speaker 2: Well I can guarantee it wasn't on the Canterbury plains

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Speaker 2: of Auckland, New Zealand.

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Speaker 1: It was like a piece of the Canterbury planes had

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Speaker 1: moved its way.

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Speaker 2: To Aukland felt that way, except it's a floodplain somewhere

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Speaker 2: because it was squabed as well. This golf course is

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Speaker 2: one of those urban golf courses where they've managed to

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Speaker 2: pack in somehow eighteen holes onto what's quite clearly nine

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Speaker 2: holes worth of ground. There's one point there where about

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Speaker 2: six fairways converge on each other.

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Speaker 3: It's known as Sniper's alli.

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Speaker 2: The g the gars are strip and you've just got

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Speaker 2: to look left, right, up down.

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Speaker 3: People are yelling at your four.

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Speaker 1: Four.

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Speaker 2: Is not a helpful thing to yell, by the way

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Speaker 2: on a golf course, because all it does is alert

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Speaker 2: everyone that someone's about to get hurt. And it's like,

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Speaker 2: which one of us, yeah, because someone will say four left,

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Speaker 2: but I'm standing three fairways overfaced in the wrong direction.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, this is the second time I've played this

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Speaker 1: course in a week. And the last time i played

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Speaker 1: this course, all of us were teeing off from the

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Speaker 1: Gaza strip and we were going towards path three, and

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Speaker 1: every single one of us yelled four yeah on our

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Speaker 1: te shot. We sprayed it into the people who are

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Speaker 1: waiting on the next team. At one point there are

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Speaker 1: as you said, sixties and greens that converge on each other.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: There's people walking across your fear away, there's boomers. Someone

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the course. Yea treos where they

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Speaker 1: do bandages and they atend to to bruisism and cuts.

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Speaker 3: A mass in it.

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Speaker 2: Patient is in his late sixties. He's presented with head

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Speaker 2: trauma and lacerations to the temple. All right, get him

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Speaker 2: the kind of course we're dealing with. And yesterday, Jerry,

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Speaker 2: something happened to me that hasn't happened in a long time,

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Speaker 2: and you witnessed it.

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Speaker 3: And I'm glad you were there to see it.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday for the first time, Oh jeez, and probably since

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Speaker 2: my early twenties, certainly since my unie days.

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Speaker 3: I turned a man yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I witnessed. I witnessed you turning a man. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I haven't done it. I haven't done it, and a

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Speaker 2: lot I didn't know I still had it in me.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know if I could still turn a man,

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Speaker 2: you know. You turned them right, and I created the

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Speaker 2: big brown slim dot. I think that's got a lot

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Speaker 2: to do with Oh yeah, because I haven't turned heads

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Speaker 3: In a long long time, Jerry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, you're whacked off, and then all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden you turned him in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and look, I've seen that happen. Hell, it's happened

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Speaker 2: to me. People have done it to me, but for

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Speaker 2: it to another man, I've been working really hard lately,

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Speaker 2: and I think it's starting to pay off on the tee.

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Speaker 2: On the I think seventh hole was a long part four.

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Speaker 2: They just hit their second shot and I teed off,

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Speaker 2: and I've managed to iron my I still have a slice,

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Speaker 2: but I've ironed it out to bear the slices only

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Speaker 2: as wide as a fairway, so I can actually keep

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Speaker 2: playing the sucker.

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Speaker 3: And I played too the slice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And I laced one and it right up on

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Speaker 2: the heels of the old copper in front of us,

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Speaker 2: and it passed him off so much that he turned

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Speaker 3: Shot us a filthy look.

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Speaker 1: He turned around. Yeah, And immediately I said, you turn

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Speaker 1: You turned him? Yeah, you turned that man.

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Speaker 2: And I haven't turned a man on a golf course,

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Speaker 2: and oh god, I can't remember the last time.

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Speaker 1: So good for me. But it was within safe distance. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's the thing. You were probably what ten

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Speaker 1: meters away from actually hitting him?

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Speaker 2: Well, were it landed, Yeah, definitely, and then I might

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Speaker 2: have rolled up to within a few meters. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: so I really I really found something. We played the

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Speaker 2: back nine lane and I, oh yeah, and there was

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Speaker 2: the most vicious dog leg right that that like would

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Speaker 2: not fly on any other course.

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Speaker 1: I know that.

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Speaker 5: I know that hole booted it, did you know? Because

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Speaker 5: this one like a boomerang around the corner. Yeah, and

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Speaker 5: straight under the green. Sunk it.

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Speaker 1: Part three, Ah, free shots, suck You were on fire.

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Speaker 1: I was.

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Speaker 3: I was actually I was cooking.

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Speaker 1: He was. He was just he's playing with that slice.

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Speaker 1: He nose the slice. He knows his game.

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Speaker 2: Well what I've always said, Jarry, two things with golf.

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Speaker 2: Why if you suck suck fast? Two, got to dance

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Speaker 2: with who you came with. Gott to dance with who

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Speaker 2: you came with. If you came with a nasty slice.

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Speaker 2: Then you get a dance now in the in the

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Speaker 2: interim between rounds. Don't get yourself a nicer girlfriend. Sure

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Speaker 2: I under slice out, straighten one out. You don't get

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Speaker 2: a longer drive or whatever. But for the time you're

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Speaker 2: on the course, you get a dance with tha game with.

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Speaker 1: You've come a long way because you were being accused

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Speaker 1: as you started the round of being all shoes. Yes,

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Speaker 1: because you've got those beautiful new any ass golf shoes.

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Speaker 2: Oh the more technology in that in the rocket that

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Speaker 2: landed Neil Armstrong on the moon.

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Speaker 1: But the are the things that have I think started

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Speaker 1: you on this path.

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Speaker 2: Well they were big shoes to fill, Jerry, but I

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Speaker 2: think now I can say I'm filling them.

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Speaker 4: Jerry and Midnight the hold Ikey breakfasts.

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Speaker 6: The history of Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow, Temail.

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Speaker 3: Today is the seventeenth of September.

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Speaker 2: That is a Wednesday, for those of you who are

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Speaker 2: just waking up and shaking the crust out of your

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Speaker 2: eyes on this day. In nineteen forty one, flogging and

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Speaker 2: whipping abolished as punishments in New Zealand.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, ill tell you what the day nineteen forty one.

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Speaker 1: On this day, things took a turn for the worst

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Speaker 1: as far as I'm concerned, right the day they got

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Speaker 1: rid of flogging and whipping, Well, whipping, I can understand.

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Speaker 2: I don't think anybody should be whipped, but flogging, Jerry,

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Speaker 2: I think our nation was built on.

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Speaker 3: The backs of the people being flogged.

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Speaker 1: Well, look, one person's flag is another person's smack. Yeah

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Speaker 1: that's right.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people calling you a smack. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: sure houlding you a flogged.

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Speaker 7: What's the difference between flogging and whipping? Because I just

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Speaker 7: thought they were the same thing.

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Speaker 1: So flogging is with a stick, whipping is with a

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Speaker 1: whip man, I got flogged as a kid. You don't

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Speaker 1: want I mean I never got whipped. Well, I did

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Speaker 1: get whacked with a metal coat hanger once around the

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Speaker 1: back of the legs. God, I'll never forget that. That

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Speaker 1: really hurts.

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Speaker 3: Melted. You ever get belted?

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Speaker 1: No, there was never about there on spoons, There was

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Speaker 1: a lot of hands, There was a lot, there was

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Speaker 1: the coat, the metal coat hanger once.

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Speaker 3: That one stings.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but never about And what about yourself?

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Speaker 3: As a parent, You ever flogg your kids?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 3: You ever whipped them in the ankle. The raise is good.

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Speaker 1: It's it's been illegal since nineteen forty one.

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Speaker 3: It's a good point. A lot of things are legal too.

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Speaker 2: I used to get taken over to the to the oven,

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Speaker 2: and above the oven was a like a like a

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Speaker 2: bunch of hangers, and they would have like a ladle

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Speaker 2: and a fish slice and a wooden spoon and all

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Speaker 2: this shit, and then Nana would just be like pack

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Speaker 2: one ooh. And so you know, for the first sort

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Speaker 2: of four weeks, I'd go through and just like test

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Speaker 2: them all out, like the lad was a bit unwieldy, and.

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Speaker 3: Man his hand.

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Speaker 2: But every now and then she gets a bit of

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Speaker 2: purchase on that thing.

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Speaker 1: First, I don't want to specialize. That thing's got whipped,

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Speaker 1: you know what the barbie boss. No, it's got rated.

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Speaker 3: But no, you definitely don't want the barbie boss.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: I settled on wooden spoon. One of them broke ones,

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Speaker 2: and she felt so bad. So I was like, ah,

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Speaker 2: this is a two inch sword that would spoon. Just

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Speaker 2: seventeen men were flogged, receiving between ten and fifteen strokes

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Speaker 2: of the Cats nine tales between nineteen nineteen and nineteen

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Speaker 2: thirty five. The last flogging took place until nineteen thirty six.

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Speaker 2: US under sixteen could be whipped for a wider variety

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Speaker 2: offenses than.

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Speaker 3: Adults and practice.

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Speaker 3: That was my era.

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Speaker 1: Time for your latest sport headlines. Thanks to export Ultra

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Speaker 1: the beer for here. High jumper Hamish Kerr has leapt

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Speaker 1: second gold medal at the World Athletics Champs in Tokyo.

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Speaker 1: The twenty nine year old now has a full house

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Speaker 1: He just goes straight through the water. Would need like

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Speaker 1: Trump followed the three thousand meters steeplechase victory by Jordy

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Speaker 1: Bear Beamish, making the meat the most successful for New

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, give them a taste.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, imagine that on the chuck us on the

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Speaker 1: It's over. What a run from Jordy Beamish. Yeah, Oh

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Speaker 1: tremendous the pace at the end to beat the Moroccan.

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Speaker 1: The Moroccan didn't see him coming.

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Speaker 2: Oh kid can kick can chat a bit of steeple

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Speaker 1: New Zealand captain Mitchell Santner's recovery from a hernia means

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Speaker 1: he will most next month's three match T twenty home

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Speaker 1: cricket series against Australia. The Beast Michael Braceball will skip

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Speaker 2: Is a hernia an old man's injury?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's one of those markets. You're like, Oh Jesus,

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Speaker 2: it's done about hemorrhoids.

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Speaker 1: That's another one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hemorrhoids. Well, there's not necessarily an old man's game.

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Speaker 1: If I had hemorrhoids, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Young people can get hemorhoids.

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Speaker 7: Sure can.

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Speaker 1: Oh, really, you had hemorrhoids? Mate? When if I haven't

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Speaker 7: Well not look not always.

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Speaker 1: But they're running a bunch of grapes all the time.

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Speaker 1: I reckon budge.

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Speaker 7: Early twenties was the first time I made to go

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Speaker 1: It was very I imagine you being a vigorous wiper.

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Speaker 1: Up on the one play and Roger to of us

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Speaker 1: a Shick and up here In Nickols have won the

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Speaker 1: the Warriors end of season two. Nineteen year old like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've gotta be honest. Roger to us Shik the

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Speaker 2: The Deli m but obviously got scrubbed out with that

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Speaker 1: I think you're right. I think it was Roger and

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Speaker 2: You got to wonder because there's rumors about Roger deficting

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Speaker 2: back to the Rugby Union for this new Rugby whatever

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Speaker 2: that competition is that they're talking about the Saudi back

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Speaker 2: He's one of the names that's linked to that is

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Speaker 2: he You got to wonder if it's like there's not

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Speaker 2: mannering medalists.

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Speaker 3: Mate, you can't leave.

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Speaker 1: He got good such good feet goes on?

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Speaker 2: Did it good side step on Roger to bus shack

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Speaker 2: here again.

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Speaker 3: Amazing, incredibly amazing.

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Speaker 8: Jerry Andman Night the Hotarchy breakfast yesterday.

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Speaker 2: Jeremy, you did me a wonderful solid by bringing in

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Speaker 2: four towels. You've you checked your cupboard, You've got forty

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Speaker 2: something towels. I've just ripped two of my toils in half,

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Speaker 2: and so you thought ill bring in a couple of

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Speaker 2: towers and the great towels.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: But I took those home and was informed that they

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Speaker 2: no longer fit the color scheme of our of our

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately, what teal off teal A worn beige and darker

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Speaker 3: Not quite.

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Speaker 2: No, they don't quite fit into what we've got going

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Speaker 1: This is a very nineties color scheme.

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Speaker 3: I've got to say, it was a very nineties color scheme. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: There was also a part of using a second hand

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Speaker 2: off putting to the interior decorator of my house.

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Speaker 1: Aren't all tail's second hand?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But when they're your hand, you know, that's one thing.

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Speaker 2: When there's someone else's hands, I suppose that's I suppose

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Speaker 2: that's a whole other thing. And so I thought, you

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Speaker 2: know what, why don't we pass these on to that

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Speaker 2: There must be someone out there who could do with

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Speaker 3: So I thought, I'll check them on Facebook marketplace.

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Speaker 2: But I don't want them to just go into any

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Speaker 2: old random so I've chucked them on our own Facebook marketplace,

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Speaker 2: the Conclave. So the Conclave is the private hierarchy Facebook

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Speaker 3: You can join now.

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Speaker 2: Just look up the Conclave and I've listed them selling

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Speaker 2: off four times. Jeremy Wells used towels on the Show Tomorrow,

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Speaker 2: late nineteen nineties. High Kat, no RIDGIOE. Send in your

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Speaker 2: beasted off as below, excepting goods and or services only

444
00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:18,639
Speaker 2: as as wearers, no low ballers.

445
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,360
Speaker 3: I know what I've got.

446
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:23,080
Speaker 1: Well, they are for well well worn, as you said, towels.

447
00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:25,080
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what they dry those towels. Oh

448
00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:25,399
Speaker 1: they do.

449
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:28,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, as we talked about yesterday the crispy of the towel,

450
00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:30,200
Speaker 2: the better it's going to dry.

451
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:33,479
Speaker 1: I found and these are launded. These are fully laundered towels,

452
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:36,040
Speaker 1: drug clean. They are not dry clean, but they are

453
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,359
Speaker 1: cleaned and they are fabric softened. Yeah.

454
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:41,440
Speaker 2: So I've put that on the conclave and ask people

455
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Speaker 2: to send in their office, and I'd employ you to

456
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,840
Speaker 2: do so on three four, eight, three or eight hundred

457
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,440
Speaker 2: Hardaki as well. By the end of the show today,

458
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:52,280
Speaker 2: whoever offers us the best trade, we'll get those towels.

459
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:56,239
Speaker 2: Hamish got on the conclave and said we'll swap all

460
00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:59,159
Speaker 2: four towels for the flat ear fryer. One owner heavily

461
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,480
Speaker 2: thrashed by at least six blokes. Never been clean pick

462
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:01,920
Speaker 2: up Perth.

463
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:07,320
Speaker 1: You come to me, problematic running over? Okay?

464
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,720
Speaker 3: The front runner, Tyler wants to know have they been

465
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,520
Speaker 3: on the low balls?

466
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course they have being washed.

467
00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,560
Speaker 2: Carl wants to know, would you trade for a yus

468
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:20,280
Speaker 2: Jason Hoyt Merkin from the hit nineteen ninety five series

469
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:25,159
Speaker 2: Xena Warrior Princess, and William wants to know clean or dirty?

470
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,080
Speaker 3: Obviously duck clean. We know that.

471
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:29,520
Speaker 2: So it takes through three four oh, three, what can

472
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Speaker 2: you offer us?

473
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,560
Speaker 3: What we what are we in the market for?

474
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:31,879
Speaker 6: Joe?

475
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:32,360
Speaker 3: What do you want?

476
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:36,359
Speaker 1: This text here says shingles. So someone's offered us shngles

477
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:40,800
Speaker 1: for the towels. I'd rather not have shingles, roofing shingles

478
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:44,120
Speaker 1: or I think probably shingles the disease. Yeah, okay, well,

479
00:19:44,119 --> 00:19:45,960
Speaker 1: maybe that text is from when we were talking about

480
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,520
Speaker 1: old man diseases before.

481
00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:49,640
Speaker 2: Or perhaps they want they want to know if the

482
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Speaker 2: towels are carrying any diseases.

483
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:57,639
Speaker 1: No fleas nets. Look, there have been nets in our

484
00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,440
Speaker 1: household at certain times, and they're actually currently nets.

485
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,440
Speaker 7: I probably should have put cent we've.

486
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:06,960
Speaker 1: Currently got a spade of nets. We're only ever like

487
00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:10,000
Speaker 1: six months away from a spade of nets in our house.

488
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,359
Speaker 1: We've got two females with long hair in our house.

489
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,119
Speaker 2: I probably should have put that in the listing. Someone's

490
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,920
Speaker 2: going to give me a bad review on Marketplace.

491
00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:19,280
Speaker 1: I'm not sure the nets have been a lot. Nets

492
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:19,880
Speaker 1: don't like.

493
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:24,399
Speaker 2: Towels, Yeah, okay, you know that's nuts like here, but

494
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,320
Speaker 2: may have nets, but they don't like the towels.

495
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,600
Speaker 1: No, either, I don't think they like late nineties looking towels.

496
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,840
Speaker 1: They don't like that. They don't like the teal.

497
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,480
Speaker 2: Someone said a good day out into Poe. They're offering

498
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,440
Speaker 2: a good day out into pose. Fabric softness. Is this

499
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,040
Speaker 2: text is Towe suicide?

500
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:39,840
Speaker 3: Yeah it is.

501
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,840
Speaker 2: That's why crispy, because the crispy of the towel, the

502
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:46,760
Speaker 2: bitter adrosier so ferris soft. I think the ear fryer.

503
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,840
Speaker 2: So far, but we've got the rest of the show

504
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,240
Speaker 2: to get your your office in. But right now it

505
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,800
Speaker 2: looks like we're flying a Perth to pick up and uncleaned.

506
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,680
Speaker 1: Right okay, yeah, I mean they're sitting on the disc

507
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:59,480
Speaker 1: at the moment and one of that they are four

508
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,440
Speaker 1: of as you said before forty five.

509
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean this could go well and you might

510
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:04,520
Speaker 3: have yourself a lucrative business.

511
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,680
Speaker 1: Jar I've got some other thing. I've got sheets as well.

512
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,520
Speaker 1: They don't need to get away.

513
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:11,280
Speaker 4: I think Jerry and Mina the hold Ikey breakfast.

514
00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:12,960
Speaker 1: It's time to get on the paperwork. This is where

515
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:16,520
Speaker 1: we look over the New Zealand Herald. Story's making news,

516
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:20,080
Speaker 1: so you don't actually have to The big news story

517
00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:23,600
Speaker 1: for me are these priests that are currently protesting outside

518
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:27,520
Speaker 1: Finance Minister Nikola Willis's office. They've chained themselves to the door.

519
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,399
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, surely that's an easy fact. It's just

520
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:30,880
Speaker 3: bolt cutter.

521
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,760
Speaker 1: Well, they've changed themselves to the door and they will

522
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,760
Speaker 1: not leave until Nichola Willis has a meeting with them

523
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:37,439
Speaker 1: over gaza.

524
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:41,440
Speaker 3: Okay, why Nichola Willis? What chi can do?

525
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:45,639
Speaker 1: Don't know. She's the finance minister, she's got some money.

526
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,320
Speaker 1: I don't actually know, Christians.

527
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:52,080
Speaker 3: So hold on, there's something to do with nappies in there. Yeah.

528
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,840
Speaker 1: Well this is the interesting part really. I mean the

529
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,200
Speaker 1: rest of it's pretty boring. But the fact that Reverend

530
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,640
Speaker 1: Paul Fletcher so on social media. He went on because

531
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 1: people say, well, how are you going to go to

532
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,000
Speaker 1: the toilet? And that was a reasonable question. How you

533
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:03,879
Speaker 1: going to be your a blution?

534
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,360
Speaker 3: Yeah? Would you chain to the thing?

535
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 1: Yeah? And I think what most normal people would have

536
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,399
Speaker 1: said was, well, we'll just go to the toilet and

537
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 1: then come back and rechain ourselves.

538
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,600
Speaker 3: Would just be there for enough to make our statement.

539
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,479
Speaker 1: And go Yeah. But no, he's wearing an adult nappy

540
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:22,440
Speaker 1: and he posted that online.

541
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 2: Right, Oh, so he posted that he was just like,

542
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,720
Speaker 2: I just want everyone to know that I've got the.

543
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,760
Speaker 3: Nappy on, Yeah, he's wearing a man now. I don't

544
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:30,440
Speaker 3: have kids, Erry.

545
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,600
Speaker 2: One thing I do know about napp is is you

546
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 2: don't just put one on and then you're sorted. How

547
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 2: many nappies does a baby generally go through on a day,

548
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 2: quite a few, four or five, four or five, So

549
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,080
Speaker 2: it's more than just on the age. They don't just

550
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,399
Speaker 2: chuck one on and then you're sweet for a day. Now,

551
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,480
Speaker 2: obviously he's going to have a bit of control over

552
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:53,000
Speaker 2: his bodily functions, so maybe he's not going to need

553
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 2: to as much.

554
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:57,119
Speaker 1: Is he doing number twos as.

555
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,400
Speaker 2: He on the metal music? And these are the issues,

556
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Speaker 2: So I don't know. I will say I would hate

557
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 2: to have a man in a nappy change to my door.

558
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 1: Well, Nicola Wallis has come out and said her quote was,

559
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,400
Speaker 1: I will not be sitting a president that the way

560
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 1: to get a meeting with me is to don an

561
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 1: adult nappy and change yourself to my door.

562
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Speaker 7: For some people that would really be a deal breaker.

563
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 3: Oh the one hundred percent.

564
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Speaker 2: And I think the dangerous president there is if she

565
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 2: does except the meeting, how many people is she going

566
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 2: to have change to her door in nappy's tomorrow.

567
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Speaker 1: You know what I mean.

568
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 3: This is the problem.

569
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Speaker 2: You can't you can't give a toy to a screaming

570
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 2: toddler because you're just teaching them.

571
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,360
Speaker 3: This is how you get you ay.

572
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 1: But the other problem is it some stage, even if

573
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Speaker 1: you do do you hold on and you just go

574
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Speaker 1: on and your man nappy some stage you've got to

575
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:46,080
Speaker 1: change that, man. I mean, that's not that's exactly. It's

576
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: not gonna stay. You know, it bunches up but gets

577
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,919
Speaker 1: very heavy the nappy. I mean all fathers and mothers

578
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,679
Speaker 1: out there will know at certain stages when toddler's been

579
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 1: running around and really done a lot of wheeze in

580
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 1: the nappy, she can.

581
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 2: Get very ssacky. Yes, someone said, Helen nappy rash. If

582
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,639
Speaker 2: I did that to my child, it'll be outraged. And

583
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,359
Speaker 2: hope she's got some pseudo cream ready for the meeting.

584
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:09,119
Speaker 1: Oh the old pseudo cream or the panthon that was

585
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 1: that was that loomed large over over my child.

586
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 7: A little bit of their childhood vs.

587
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

588
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:19,160
Speaker 3: I think I think we some vess, don't.

589
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 1: We were big on the pseudo cream, big on the

590
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 1: pseudo That stuff will get on your clothes and it

591
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 1: doesn't ever come out.

592
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,719
Speaker 2: What would it take for you to put Donna man

593
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,640
Speaker 2: nappy and chain yourself to your local politicians door?

594
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 1: Jerry, Hell of a lot.

595
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Speaker 2: I think if Jermaine Ross doesn't get elected to the

596
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 2: way so I could arrange his local board, then I'll

597
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 2: be chaining myself to the door.

598
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon half a million dollars?

599
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 7: What I do anything else in there?

600
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:45,879
Speaker 3: Guys, We're just a man.

601
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:51,360
Speaker 2: Sorry, I got short circuited on the didn't really read

602
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 2: any further, to be honest.

603
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's enough of that.

604
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:56,919
Speaker 6: I think.

605
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:02,440
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just gotta put in the first and pull

606
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 1: out of the park text on three four A three.

607
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 2: We'll take those towels in exchange for not chaining myself

608
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 2: to your door and a bluting my nappy.

609
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 1: Why should send the towels down to them?

610
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 8: Gerry and Midnight The hold Ikey Breakfast, Jerry and the Night,

611
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 8: The hold Ikey Breakfast.

612
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 2: We're talking toast of settings here. This is something that's

613
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,120
Speaker 2: near and dear to your heart. It's particularly in fact,

614
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 2: we've been talking about it a couple of days.

615
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 3: It's great to finally get around.

616
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Speaker 1: Oh man, well, I'm a you'd say it's great to

617
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 1: finally get around to it. Forty eight years. Yeah, forty

618
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Speaker 1: eight years. I mean actually not forty eight years, because

619
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Speaker 1: i haven't been making toast for forty eight years. I'm

620
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:42,600
Speaker 1: going to say forty years. Forty years. I've been looking

621
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Speaker 1: for the perfect toaster, sitting different typer. I've burnt so

622
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 1: much toast over this. I've undercocked toast. I've gone back

623
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Speaker 1: for seconds, I've gone for second second drops. Yeah, and

624
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,680
Speaker 1: then I've burnt a lot of toast on the second drop.

625
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, I've never quite been able to.

626
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,119
Speaker 2: No, you will burn on the second drop, well, not

627
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 2: never double drop, because you often need to. But so okay,

628
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 2: So what is your perfect setting? Firstly, walk us through

629
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 2: the type of bread, the condition it's in when you're

630
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 2: when you're toasting it aserve.

631
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Speaker 1: Well, I've got I've got two. I've got two settings,

632
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 1: one for white death slash molon Berg. You know, the

633
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:25,159
Speaker 1: standard type of toast. I would never go for a

634
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,160
Speaker 1: sand I've never toast sandwich bread.

635
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 2: No, I mean I never even buy sandwich bread.

636
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,160
Speaker 1: Who buys sandwich bread?

637
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 2: Sandwiches are better with toast bread?

638
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 1: Who buys sandwich bread?

639
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,639
Speaker 7: Toast is better with sandwich no, no, no, I was just

640
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 7: gonna say, no, I don't actually buy sandwich breader white

641
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,159
Speaker 7: toast bread. But you can see with the cost of

642
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 7: living crisis that some people may buy sandwich bread because

643
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,360
Speaker 7: they get more slicelyppreate.

644
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,400
Speaker 3: Even in the case he lives.

645
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 2: There's two things I want cheap on, and that's toilet

646
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 2: paper and bread, each.

647
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 7: To their own minut You're on the white death breweder

648
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,400
Speaker 7: here we are, and you use the toilet paper.

649
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: You're on the white Death.

650
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:00,679
Speaker 7: And it's one of those things where I deny that

651
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 7: it's for me, but.

652
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 1: It actually is for me. I didn't pick you for

653
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 1: a white death man. Okay. So there's the obviously the toast,

654
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 1: the white death slash mulon burgie vibe, you know, and

655
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: then there's the vogels completely different things, especially out of

656
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: the fridge, and you've got to keep the vocals on

657
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 1: the fridge otherwise it goes so quick.

658
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 2: Because it's such a dense bread, isn't it. So how so,

659
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 2: what's your sitting on you? You've got quite a few

660
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,360
Speaker 2: to four birth four.

661
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 1: Birth have a four birth, Yeah, I've recently upgraded to

662
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 1: a sunbeam four birth, and there's that Sorry, that for

663
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Speaker 1: the morning rushed when the kids are getting up, is

664
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Speaker 1: getting up. Yeah, oftentimes I'm not there, so I wouldn't

665
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 1: know that. But at the weekends, yeah, doing toast for

666
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 1: scrambled eggs. Yeah, it's good to have four with the

667
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 1: family differently so, and it's got a new function called

668
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,600
Speaker 1: a bit more, which which is actually what led me

669
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 1: to working out the perfect setting and what is it?

670
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: The perfect setting for me for vogels of the fridge

671
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:05,119
Speaker 1: to get it perfect and I'm talking slightly brown but

672
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 1: not burnt, but with a little bit of brown going

673
00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 1: over it over the top as five wow five five

674
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 1: five high power toaster. And I learned recently that you

675
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 1: know that setting number. Yeah, it's minutes. Yes, I've heard this,

676
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: it's minutes, but it's minutes ruder.

677
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 7: But I've got a nine on my toast. Are you

678
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 7: saying that on my toaster it would go for nine?

679
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: Do you go up to nine?

680
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,479
Speaker 7: Well, I mean that would be stupid. I wouldn't do that,

681
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 7: but it does your toastup.

682
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 1: It's a super toaster.

683
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a sunbeam four slicer as you've previously had.

684
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 7: And you know we normally said about five, but the

685
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 7: kids don't really like heavily toasted toast. And they said

686
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 7: about a one point five, which absolutely drives me natty.

687
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,040
Speaker 1: Okay, this is what the White Death thought. Yeah, yeah, okay,

688
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: because I did toast quickly. Yeah, exactly, So I'm a

689
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: two and a half on the White Death.

690
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 2: For me, our toaster is so low power. I've got

691
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 2: it dimed out ten and then at that point it's toasted,

692
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 2: it's only just managed to toast the top of the vocals.

693
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 2: I'm then flipping that thing and reversing it, putting it

694
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 2: back in going again. But then I've got a and

695
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 2: then it's when I can smell and hear a couple

696
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 2: of the seeds crackling, and then I can smell that

697
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 2: it's toasted. I like to I like to connect myself

698
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 2: to my food. It's a very physical event when i'm cooking.

699
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: But you're spending a lot, and that means you've got

700
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: to watch the toaster the whole time.

701
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 2: No, because I can smell it from the okay, from

702
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,479
Speaker 2: the lounge. Also, by the way, fun fact, just as

703
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 2: a as a byline, if you've ever got the hiccups,

704
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 2: a cure for hiccups, watch the toaster. It will scare

705
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 2: the Bejesus out of you, and it cures your waiting

706
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 2: for a wait, you're waiting for the toaster scares the

707
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 2: crap out of you.

708
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 3: It will kill you.

709
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: Okay, toast. You see, there's a person that's to fruit toast,

710
00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: completely different thing. Fruit toaste takes some toasting, see, and

711
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: then two So that's on the second push. Yeah, so

712
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: they go five release You've got with my five on

713
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: the vogels, with the refrigerated vogels, which just makes it

714
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 1: absolutely perfect? Is that? Then the other day I think

715
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,239
Speaker 1: I was mentioning this yesterday my daughter then came in

716
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: with a white death bagel. Yep, and she plunked it

717
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 1: down and didn't adjust the number. She didn't know, and

718
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 1: we had a burn situation. Is there anything worse than

719
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 1: the good luck getting rid of the smell of burnt

720
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 1: toast out of the kitchen?

721
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 2: But when it happens to you, what's the first thing

722
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 2: you do?

723
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: Furious? I'm furious someone sticks through?

724
00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 2: Would it hurt to make toasters see through?

725
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: Great?

726
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 7: I think they've got that.

727
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 3: Do they have glass glasses? They do have glass toast?

728
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,200
Speaker 3: I know they've got glass barbecues.

729
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 1: Yes, I've been at a place recently that had a

730
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: glass barbecue. Yeah, like a glass barbecue. It was quite

731
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 1: quite dirty fore Moorish, very Moorish, and it was a

732
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: filthy glass barbie. They get dirty very quickly. You got

733
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: to watch them. The key to good toast is buttering

734
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: a hot Oh absolutely not on goes without saying, but

735
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 1: of that soft you'll rip straight through the sucker.

736
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 4: Jerry and Midnight the hot Ikey Breakfast.

737
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 2: Former return Zoe're now keeping a casual and studio beers

738
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 2: on the cusp of getting her degree. I've got one,

739
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 2: Ruda has two.

740
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 7: And a diploma.

741
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 2: Jerry has sorry, none, and we're worried that Jerry's getting

742
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 2: left behind. He didn't finish his degree at AUT in

743
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 2: the nineteen nineties. He was about six months shy, so

744
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 2: about half a year. What's that one semester, Yeah, semester

745
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,959
Speaker 2: one semi away. And to that end, we have gotten

746
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 2: in touch massive update on getting Jerry's degree. On the phone,

747
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 2: we have from AUT Associate Professor and Communications Studies, Head

748
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 2: of Department Screen Audio and Journalism, Academic Advisor for Radio

749
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 2: and Audio. Matt Mulgar joins the show this morning. Good morning, Matt,

750
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 2: Thank you very much for your time.

751
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 6: Oh, good morning, good morning.

752
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 3: First question, do you have any memory of Jerry at.

753
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 6: Au d No, that was like ninety five ninety six

754
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 6: spots and then I was actually working at radiohardorch in those days.

755
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 6: All right, great, authroat.

756
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 2: It This good actually play quite well into our hands here.

757
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 2: What is how does someone get an honorary doctorate? That's

758
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 2: what that's what we want to get Jerry in the

759
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 2: first that's that's an honorary doctorate? Are those available from

760
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 2: aut and what are the criteria?

761
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 6: Well, first of all, thank you for advising me, because

762
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 6: I've been working on this for quite a while, independently

763
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 6: of what you guys were doing after hearing Jerry winding

764
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,479
Speaker 6: a minute. So for a couple of months, I've been

765
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 6: looking into this, and I was trying to find ways

766
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 6: and means and looking at his rpls and Gontry a

767
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 6: QO and that sort of stuff, and trying to figure

768
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 6: how to do it. An honorary doctorate's quite different. It's

769
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 6: something we award to somebody who's made a sustained and

770
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 6: lasting contribution to a field. So Peter Blake's got one

771
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 6: from us, Yes, Mike more he's got one. So at

772
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 6: that sort of level, that's where Jerry needs to get.

773
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 6: He has to be significant, long last contribution to something

774
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 6: that's important.

775
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: How many years? How many years are you thinking as

776
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: significant and long lasting? Man?

777
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 6: Fifty?

778
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 1: Okay for good luck and broadcasting being forty to fifty.

779
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jerr's about again.

780
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: I don't think there's anybody that's ever done forty to fifty.

781
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 2: I see, yeah, I saw that in two thousand and

782
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 2: the first honorary doctorate from aut was dished out to

783
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 2: Sir Peter Blake.

784
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 3: Is the issue that Jerry's never won the America's Cup.

785
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 6: Well, it's one of the issues obviously. I mean, I'm

786
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 6: really keen to be part of the part of helping

787
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 6: It's become the most qualified morning Zoo breakfast show it will.

788
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 6: So I've been looking into it. Yeah, it's a lot

789
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 6: more difficult than it looks.

790
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 2: Okay, So a doctor it's off the table at least

791
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 2: for the next what, Jerry twelve years?

792
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, if we're going forty or two.

793
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm coming up. I'm coming up thirty maybe next year.

794
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so about ten years off that. So what

795
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 2: about an honorary degree?

796
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 3: Is that a thing.

797
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 6: Not really, I mean I could draw them certificate.

798
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, well this is sort of where we're going to

799
00:33:59,520 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 3: end up.

800
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 2: A big is obviously the easiest, well not the easiest,

801
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 2: but the most logical way to do this is Jerry

802
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 2: just goes and actually finishes those papers.

803
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 1: One of the logical one of the papers that.

804
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 3: He was going to do was shorthand for journalism. Is

805
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 3: that still being taught at university?

806
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:14,839
Speaker 6: No?

807
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,399
Speaker 2: Okay, So could we potentially, as a roundabout way back

808
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 2: date that and just say, yep, he's got it because.

809
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 1: My problem that was my undoing. You had to do

810
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: a shorthand course at eight in the morning. It was

811
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 1: like five days or maybe three days a week or

812
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 1: something I can't remember, and that was if you didn't

813
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:35,360
Speaker 1: do your shorthand, then you weren't allowed to set up

814
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: particular exam or something. And I was working at BFM

815
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:42,720
Speaker 1: at the time doing the radio breakfast, doing the news

816
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 1: in the morning, and so I couldn't go to shorthand.

817
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 1: And then they said, no way, you haven't got your

818
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 1: terms requirement. Yeah, and that was the end of that.

819
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 2: But now the shorthand doesn't exist, surely you could just

820
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 2: could just take that one off retrospectively. Yeah.

821
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 6: Well, one of the problems of the courses if you

822
00:34:58,120 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 6: start hitting out these things and everyone's going want one.

823
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 6: Can you imagine Jason Hoyt knocking down my door, you

824
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 6: know next week, doctor Hoyt. It's gonna be Yeah. So,

825
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 6: I mean I've got some speed Player of the day's

826
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 6: from my under thirty Gals rip team.

827
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Speaker 1: Well, obviously you've you've got the honorary doctorates out of

828
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: the question, the degrees out of the question, diploma certificates

829
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 1: probably out of the question. I mean, could you give

830
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 1: me a mention in the in the au T newsletter.

831
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 6: Well, well, we actually thought about another one, which was

832
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 6: having the most successful Dropout award.

833
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 1: Oh, now that's something I'd be very happy with and

834
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,800
Speaker 1: name that after Jeremy Wells.

835
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, the Jeremy Wells Most Successful Dropout Award.

836
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: Well, I can't, I can't. I think i'd take that.

837
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 2: Outre every year someone gets a doctorate from aut not

838
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 2: every year to someone get an award named after that.

839
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 1: I'd be very happy with that, Matt. That would that

840
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,800
Speaker 1: would make me really really stoked.

841
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 6: Well, I'll talk to the a QO and get your

842
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 6: rpls up and stuff and have a good look at

843
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 6: the background of that and we can always talk about

844
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 6: that later. I mean it's not over. I mean there

845
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 6: may be a wedge somewhere I'm still looking into It

846
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 6: looks like a Dannie Lights Chace and Hill. Really.

847
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 2: Oh no, Matt, this seems like the perfect outcome here.

848
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 2: If Jerry can get an award named after him, We'll

849
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 2: put u pin in a take it offline, run it

850
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 2: up the flagpole and circle back later and see if

851
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 2: we can get this award named after Jerry.

852
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 3: How does that sound, Jerry?

853
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm very pleased with that. Matt Moulgard from AU two.

854
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 1: Thanks for your time this morning.

855
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 4: Dear boy, Jerry and Mni the hold ikey breakfast.

856
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 1: The edmund continues because earlier on we had it Dave

857
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 1: from Hamilton.

858
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 2: That's right, Dave was on the line. He had gone

859
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,320
Speaker 2: through four questions unsuccessfully. Just as the final three seconds

860
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,600
Speaker 2: started tacking through.

861
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 3: This happened. We've got the audio of Jerry asking the

862
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 3: final question.

863
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: Which is larger the population of Huanga Nui or the

864
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 1: number of universe or the number of students at Auckland University.

865
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 2: Oh you stumbled me up with it, stumbled in the

866
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 2: Christian there mate, is this a captain's challenge? Dave, Absolutely,

867
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 2: he's issuing a captain's challenge. So Dave called into question

868
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 2: your question reading ability. He's invoked the justice for Tony Claus.

869
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 2: I believe we had Tony on the line. We've just

870
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 2: dropped Tony. If you could call back in please, because

871
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:12,760
Speaker 2: we need I mean, the man for whom the clause

872
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 2: is named, should be given the final say on this one.

873
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:20,839
Speaker 1: That's right, because all that time ago, just Tony I stumbled, Actually.

874
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 2: It was a complicated you asked the wrong question your stuff.

875
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 2: There are a couple of them and I I can't see,

876
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 2: but I believe we've got Tony on the line here.

877
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 7: Princess Leia and studio as attempting there is no actually

878
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 7: that's the wrong.

879
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 3: To wrong Tony. We're not just taking any Tony. There

880
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 3: is a Tony.

881
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:44,879
Speaker 1: So before before we take that one call that we'll

882
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: decide in the bunker, we need to be clear. So

883
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:52,880
Speaker 1: Dave had zero right, no questions right going into the

884
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,320
Speaker 1: last question and the three.

885
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 2: Second countdown had happened. There's a text through saying you

886
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 2: should have to get one right to have a captain's challenge.

887
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 1: Well, I wonder about that. Well, we've got Tony on

888
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 1: the line now.

889
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 6: Morning Tony, good morning, how are you good?

890
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 1: Always good to hear from you, Tony. Did you hear

891
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: the Mastermind earlier?

892
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 6: I did hear it?

893
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 3: Okay?

894
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 6: And can I just say it's an example of you

895
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 6: showing your lack of academic qualifications.

896
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,839
Speaker 1: Thanks all right, Thanks Tony for the drive. I really

897
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: appreciate that.

898
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 2: So Tony as a victim of one of my factor

899
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 2: as one of his, in fact the original victim, Tony.

900
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:36,720
Speaker 1: You know, victim.

901
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,680
Speaker 2: You know what's going on here for Dave, you know

902
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:41,359
Speaker 2: what it feels like, and you heard what's happened here.

903
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 2: On the one hand, Jerry's defenses, Dave had none right.

904
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 2: He was not about to get three questions right in

905
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 2: the last three seconds. So the captain's challenge is, you

906
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 2: know a moot point, Tony, how do you feel about it?

907
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 2: And your and your vote will be final. Should we

908
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 2: be awarding Dave one hundred and fifty dollars?

909
00:38:58,440 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 6: Absolutely?

910
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 5: Captain challenge, You guys cocked up so that the Tony

911
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 5: clause says pay the money.

912
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 2: Okay, And unfortunately the Tony clause also says it comes

913
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 2: at a Jewish paycheck, comes out of my paycheck.

914
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: All right, fair enough, Tony, fair cop, I stuffed it up.

915
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 1: That's the way that it works. Just should we go

916
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 1: back over those questions that we asked?

917
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 3: Yeah?

918
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 2: Thanks, thanks very much, Tony. A couple of texts through

919
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,879
Speaker 2: saying can we actually get the answers please?

920
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. So, Massachusetts is the US state that Harvard University

921
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: is based in. There are are eight universities in New Zealand.

922
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 1: The two universities that go head to head in an

923
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:38,959
Speaker 1: annual rowing race in England are Cambridge and Oxford. India

924
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: has four million students.

925
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 3: The world's largest university one university.

926
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 1: Yep and which is large of the population of Huangani

927
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 1: all the number of students at Auckland University. It's the

928
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 1: University of Auckland forty five thousand students.

929
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 2: So congratulations today you've got none of those right, and

930
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 2: you've won yourself one hundred and fifty dollars, which means tomorrow,

931
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 2: on a Thursday, we will have fifty dollars.

932
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 3: Think you can do.

933
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:06,279
Speaker 2: As well as Dave has a call tomorrow Jerry and.

934
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 8: Midnight, the hold I Key Breakfast, Jerry and Midnight the

935
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 8: hold Ikey Breakfast.

936
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 2: Time for a brand new segment that came about when

937
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 2: I found a receipt in my shopping trolley a couple

938
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 2: of weeks ago and we read it out. Jerry described

939
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 2: the person, but we never knew whose receipt it was,

940
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 2: so we'll never know if that was right or not.

941
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:25,759
Speaker 3: And it got us thinking.

942
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 2: Because everyone loves to see I mean, everyone goes grocery shopping,

943
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 2: and everyone loves to judge other people's trolleys. And if

944
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 2: you ever get hold of someone's receipt, how much fun

945
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 2: is it to judge them? And so this morning we're

946
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 2: debuting a brand new segment, working title Mystery Shopper. Yeah,

947
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:46,240
Speaker 2: you send in your receipt for your weekly shop. Jerry

948
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,759
Speaker 2: reads through it and like a criminal Minds investigator, puts

949
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 2: together a profile of you, and we see how close

950
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 2: Jerry can get.

951
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 1: Because I reckon, you can tell so much. You can

952
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: tell so much from someone's supermaker receipt. You are what

953
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 1: you eat well exactly. So I've got this receipt in

954
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: front of.

955
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 2: Me here from a mystery shopper who's shopped at are Woolworth's.

956
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 2: Now forgive us. The resolution is not great and Jerry's

957
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 2: got new glasses. So this is going to take a

958
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 2: lot of get right up on that computer.

959
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,440
Speaker 1: A little bit blurry, but anyway, I'm just having a

960
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 1: look through here. So there's some button loose button mushrooms.

961
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 1: There's some dinner rolls. There's green Kiwi fruit, Griffin snacks

962
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 1: so and Arnet's crackers, so there's a whole lot of

963
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:36,320
Speaker 1: crackers in there. There's there's some sour dough Himalayan pink salt,

964
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 1: which is quite interesting, so they've gone with the pink salt. Yeah,

965
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: there's an Alpine cheese and eating one kg at fourteen.

966
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: I brought that on.

967
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 3: Special made up the street as well.

968
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: There's what is spaghetti in the can. There's some pretzels,

969
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:57,359
Speaker 1: extra cheese. There's the Harback fresh powder toilet cleaner, which

970
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 1: is exactly the same one that I use. I've got

971
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: to say so far, looking down this, this is feeling

972
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,320
Speaker 1: a lot like me, to be honest. The Coldgate advanced

973
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: white purple toothpases. I just bought some the other day.

974
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 2: The purple toothpaste. Yeah does that white, isn't it?

975
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: It's meant to be good for wanting your teeth, But

976
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 1: what it does is ends up getting in your bowl

977
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 1: of where you're brushing your teeth, and it stains the basin,

978
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: the basin. You got to clean your basin, which is

979
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: really annoying. There's a there's a bit of there's the

980
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:26,800
Speaker 1: pepperoni salami in there. There's the Mentos Mini rainbow bag

981
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: and the Mentos grapes. How I do love those.

982
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,399
Speaker 3: Yep. Something for after dinner, maybe the.

983
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 1: Curry, the tax teaka masala. Bought some of that the

984
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:39,399
Speaker 1: other day. You've got Callogg's Cocoa pops. Interesting. Interesting, it is.

985
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:43,360
Speaker 7: The Coco pops checks though, Jerry, not the traditional checks,

986
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 7: this little hash marking.

987
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you've got Turkish pizza bases. I buy those.

988
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:51,399
Speaker 1: You've got your cream, You've got your chicken thighs, your

989
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 1: surloin steak thin cart, your bachelor's handbag, your Galaxy breeze,

990
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: baby leaf spinach, your broccoli dollars seventy each at the moment.

991
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: See that is very reasonable. That is it's a good man,

992
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 1: good for Brocoli.

993
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 3: More vies into your diet.

994
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 1: And then you've got some snack of chini chips and

995
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 1: some rations and some rations. Okay, I'm looking there another

996
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: sixty five title mind you, Yeah, one sixty five total.

997
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: It's not bare.

998
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 3: Twenty nine items A lot of items.

999
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 1: This person's shopped. Well, I got to say, this is

1000
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 1: a smart shopper.

1001
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 2: I'd like from you. Just just build us a profile.

1002
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 2: We're talking things like age, six, location, marital status, sense

1003
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,399
Speaker 2: of humor, blood type.

1004
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 1: Sure, I'm going to say, I'm going to say a

1005
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:34,760
Speaker 1: forty three year old because I think they've got kids.

1006
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: I think a forty three year old male from a

1007
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 1: city area, like at.

1008
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 3: A metropolitan one of the five main mets, yep.

1009
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:55,919
Speaker 1: Marital status married, married with children. I believe how many

1010
00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 1: I'm going to say two ages, about about eight, about

1011
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 1: tennish tennis, about tennish. Hard to say exactly, but i'm

1012
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 1: going to say under under twelve.

1013
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 3: You've more or less described yourself from five years ago.

1014
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 1: This is me five years ago.

1015
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:12,439
Speaker 7: Good point.

1016
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Well, joining us on the line is the

1017
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:16,760
Speaker 2: mystery shopper.

1018
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:20,640
Speaker 3: Call it X. Good morning. What's your name?

1019
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:25,720
Speaker 1: First of all, my name is George. George, so I'm male.

1020
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 3: I presume you've heard Jerry's description of you. How accurate

1021
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 3: was he?

1022
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 6: I'm a little bit hurt about the age to be honest.

1023
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, George. How old are you four? Where you

1024
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 1: shop like a forty three year old? George, I don't

1025
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: think that's a bad thing.

1026
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:48,760
Speaker 7: It's a it's a healthy mix of my long suffering partner.

1027
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 1: Okay. So married? Are you married?

1028
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 2: Unmarried?

1029
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1030
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:56,760
Speaker 6: Any kids?

1031
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1032
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 6: I hope not.

1033
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: Twenty four? Yea, possibly a little early. So you are married? No, no,

1034
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: I'm married.

1035
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:07,360
Speaker 6: Did you say that relationship?

1036
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:11,800
Speaker 2: And where about the olive in one of the main mets.

1037
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, Auckland City, Central Aukland.

1038
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there we go. Okay, so I'm about

1039
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 1: fifty percent close enough. Not bad things, Thanks Georgie. And

1040
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: good shopping, by the way, itself good on you.

1041
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 3: Will lead you back to the forge there, George.

1042
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 1: It is the rations you see. I should have looked

1043
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: when I saw bluebird rations. I thought they might be

1044
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,760
Speaker 1: for the kids. But no, he's twenty four.

1045
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 3: That is mature shopping for a twenty four year old.

1046
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: It's pretty good.

1047
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 3: That's pretty good shopping.

1048
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: Some of six.

1049
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 2: No booze has to be female or jeez, you were

1050
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 2: way off as well. Also, you missed the glaring clue

1051
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 2: in that Wilworth mount eaton right at the top of

1052
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,399
Speaker 2: the receipt Jerry.

1053
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 4: And Midnight the Hot Achy Breakfast.

1054
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, dead our lives the game where we named five

1055
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:06,799
Speaker 1: people and you have to tell us whether they are

1056
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 1: dead or alive. Two people going head to head. Person

1057
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: number one this morning Dave from christ Church Morning Dave,

1058
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:14,760
Speaker 1: Good morning, gentlemen.

1059
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 6: How are we very well?

1060
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 3: Thank you?

1061
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 1: Dave.

1062
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 2: Just clarify you're not the same Dave that was embroiled

1063
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 2: in the Mastermind Debarkle.

1064
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 6: No, not quite different day.

1065
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 7: Thanks would you say to barka minight? Sit to justice

1066
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 7: for Jerry?

1067
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 1: Thanks ruder, Dave, you are an appliance rentals? I am

1068
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 1: indeed what's the most popular appliance to rent? Dave?

1069
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 6: Probably from watch Machine?

1070
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 2: To be honest, actually, can Jerry were into TV?

1071
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 1: Off you?

1072
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 3: He's bugging as.

1073
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 1: What is shit? The bed? Dave?

1074
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 6: Is nothing worse?

1075
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 3: Should you?

1076
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 1: Okay? Dave? Can you test your buzzer please? It's your

1077
00:46:55,560 --> 00:47:01,479
Speaker 1: name Dave nice and you're going up against James, who's

1078
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 1: a plaster from duned In Morning James, Good morning James.

1079
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 2: How long's the standard sheet of jib?

1080
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 6: They come and all ranges of sizes from two forward

1081
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 6: to six meters?

1082
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 3: Do you reckon?

1083
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 6: You?

1084
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 3: Could jump over a two point four met a bit

1085
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 3: of jib.

1086
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 6: I've done it before, but you the jib broke, James.

1087
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: My grandfather was a plaster. What do you like on

1088
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 1: a corners?

1089
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 4: Oh?

1090
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,439
Speaker 3: The best? That's any good at throwing cove?

1091
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:29,399
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1092
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 4: Throw that?

1093
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: You throw a bit of cove?

1094
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:31,399
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1095
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 6: Okay, slap up.

1096
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 2: Do you want to test your buzzer James, James.

1097
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: A good one. Okay. You know how this works. You've

1098
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 1: got a buzz in and then when I say your name,

1099
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: you've got to say whether the person is dead or alive.

1100
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: If the person doesn't get it right, then you still

1101
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,919
Speaker 1: have to buzz in and say whether they did or alive.

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00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: That's the rule broad out. Here we go person one.

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00:47:56,160 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 1: He played central perk Barista Gunther on the TV SHO

1104
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 1: Your Friends James. Michael Taylor is James, He's alive. Dave

1105
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 1: did right, he is dead. To see people listening will

1106
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,759
Speaker 1: be like, well, surely if you know James has said

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00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: that he's alive, and Dave said he's clearly that people

1108
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: have got it wrong before, you'd be surprised.

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00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 6: The other day as well.

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00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:27,839
Speaker 2: Oh no, must have been an older episode, all right,

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00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 2: James and Dave, person number two, best known for his

1112
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:33,760
Speaker 2: role as Egon Spindler and Ghostbusters.

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00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: Harold Ramis dead or Alive? Dave? Dave. Harold ramasays, I

1114
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 1: think he's dead.

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Speaker 3: He is.

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00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:45,440
Speaker 1: He died in twenty fourteen, age sixty nine, Dave away

1117
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,400
Speaker 1: to up, blustering.

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00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 2: Start, James, you are do a die at this point

1119
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 2: right now?

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Speaker 1: Okay, James is reeling. This one's in your wheelhouse, James.

1121
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: The thirty fifth Prime Minister of New Zealand. Jim Boulger

1122
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: Dave Dave. I think it was a dead heat, but

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Speaker 1: I'm going to say.

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Speaker 6: Dave, I think he's still alive.

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Speaker 1: He is still alive. He's nine years old and he's

1126
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Speaker 1: taken out old James things.

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Speaker 6: Sorry, James, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Mate, James. You're up. You're up against a fantastic player

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Speaker 1: of dead or alive. There. I don't think, don't think

1130
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Speaker 1: it's anything. Don't think it's your fault.

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00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:27,319
Speaker 3: Cast. Yeah, Dave's taken out better men than you, James.

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00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 3: No shame in it, mate.

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00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 2: Congratulations Dave. Great great Dave to be a Dave, isn't it?

1134
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 6: That is a great day to be Dave. Justice for

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Speaker 6: Dave's all.

1136
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Speaker 1: Rounds the Hidarchy Breakfast.

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00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 8: Jerry and Lena The Hodarchy Breakfast. Jerry and Mini the

1138
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 8: Holdarchy Breakfast.

1139
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 1: How we going giving away these four towels that I

1140
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 1: actually gave to you and then you rejected.

1141
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm very grateful for them, but I also know

1142
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:56,279
Speaker 2: that the reason you were so keen to give them

1143
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:57,799
Speaker 2: to me is because you want them out of your house.

1144
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,279
Speaker 2: So it seems to me like we've got to common

1145
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 2: enemy here, and it's these towels being in any room

1146
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 2: that we're also.

1147
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're being overrun by towels at that place. There's

1148
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: no space in the house because there's so many bloody towels.

1149
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:11,880
Speaker 1: Forty five I counted, and that's just the ones I counted.

1150
00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 2: No, you're overstocked on towels and you're passing the savings

1151
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 2: onto the list.

1152
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,359
Speaker 1: And so I've never bought a towel in my life.

1153
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 1: I've never bought a towel at half price at Briscoes.

1154
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 1: I've never I've never paid for a towel.

1155
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 2: No, And we found out yesterday, Well, the reason is

1156
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:28,359
Speaker 2: because you've got a pill and so people bring their

1157
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 2: own towels and then they forget about them because you

1158
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 2: overserved them from your own personal drinks bar, and then

1159
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 2: they forget them, and so that's why you've got so

1160
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 2: many toils. But I thought, you know what, someone out

1161
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 2: there wants these. You know, I'm not going to be

1162
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 2: selfish and just get rid of them.

1163
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: So they are good towels. When I they are good towels.

1164
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 1: They were once upon a time. They actually have been

1165
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: passed down I think from my parents at one stage.

1166
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 1: Those towels there late nineties. Yep, certainly the colors are

1167
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,879
Speaker 1: you know, a faded teal mint?

1168
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 2: Almost yes, at one point it was I think mint, yes,

1169
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 2: And so I listed those in a traditional Facebook market

1170
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:07,279
Speaker 2: place listing, selling off four times. Jeremy Wells used towels

1171
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 2: on the show Tomorrow late nineteen nineties. High Kat no

1172
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 2: Rigio sending your best stuff is now accepting goods and

1173
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 2: or services only as as whereas no low ballers.

1174
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 3: I know what I've got.

1175
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:19,760
Speaker 1: These towers are good. I mean, people with kids, animals

1176
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 1: will understand you you do need towels that you can

1177
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,680
Speaker 1: deal with some spells, that's right, occasionally like that. These

1178
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 1: towers will make great vomit towels. They'd be fine for

1179
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 1: cleaning yourself as well for drawing yourself after you've been

1180
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:34,319
Speaker 1: in the shower. But they do make great vomit towels yep.

1181
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 2: And they come in various different consistencies. There's crispy ones,

1182
00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 2: there's soft ones, big ones, small and someone as because you.

1183
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 7: Heat would Some of them also be quite good for

1184
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 7: guests because obviously if you have a guest over that

1185
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 7: needs a towel, they don't necessarily need to match the

1186
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 7: rest of your manchester.

1187
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:49,879
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1188
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 1: I mean when you guys sit on on when you've

1189
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:54,399
Speaker 1: got a guest over on the on the guest bed,

1190
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 1: leaving a towel out, where do you sit on that?

1191
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 3: We've been leaving a towel for them?

1192
00:51:58,719 --> 00:51:58,879
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1193
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,839
Speaker 2: Well you know like I'm rolled up with a rod tower.

1194
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:06,360
Speaker 2: Oh y'all folded into a swan. Yeah, yeah, I'll a

1195
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 2: swine up for the doing being a swan guy, just

1196
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 2: banging on the old thing next to the on the

1197
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 2: tower rail.

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00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 3: Leave it for them.

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00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 2: It should when you're traveling, you shouldn't have to take

1200
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,440
Speaker 2: a towel with you. I'll bring it town.

1201
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 1: Ah.

1202
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 2: So we've had a couple of offers. Hamish from Perth

1203
00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:27,720
Speaker 2: has offered the flat air fry. One owner heavily thrashed

1204
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 2: by it. At least six blokes never been cleaned.

1205
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 1: Pick up Perth. You come to men that that's not

1206
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: a good offer.

1207
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,239
Speaker 2: Carl has offered a used Jason Hoyt murkin from the

1208
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety five series zena Warrior Princess. The thing with

1209
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 2: that that murkan is the amount of pubes that are

1210
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 2: left in the studio. We could just about rebuild one

1211
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:48,800
Speaker 2: of those ourselves, absolutely, and so we're probably going to

1212
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 2: turn that one down.

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00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 7: There.

1214
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:52,520
Speaker 3: I'll give you my last five bucks for his towels.

1215
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 2: Need some more floor ones, some six for Jerry's number

1216
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,879
Speaker 2: of towels must match the number of condiments he has.

1217
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 1: It's interesting. Yeah, I think now what I'm saying. I

1218
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 1: was at thirty something conniments year, thirty five conniments, forty

1219
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 1: five towels.

1220
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 2: Someone sticks he on three four three and said, I'll

1221
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 2: make custom disk tags. I've got access to a laser cutter,

1222
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,319
Speaker 2: slash and graver and have been thinking about making your

1223
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 2: four little wooden laser cut nameplates.

1224
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:16,399
Speaker 3: For your disk.

1225
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a pretty good offerers, No, okay.

1226
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,800
Speaker 2: Now, Master, you did mention when we functuated the studio

1227
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 2: that we needed a bit more wood in here that

1228
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:27,040
Speaker 2: there wasn't enough wood. Yeah, and that's probably the only

1229
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 2: thing we haven't put in here.

1230
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 1: And sometimes it's good to look across and just when

1231
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 1: you forget the name of your co host, you can

1232
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:34,360
Speaker 1: look down and just instantly remember, I mean we do

1233
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: have the name.

1234
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 3: Or actually, Jerry.

1235
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 2: You will notice that there's a name tag at Aluminium

1236
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 2: one sitting on my desk here. I share it with

1237
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 2: Jason Hoyt. Yes, it's his hoity j chief backbone Officer.

1238
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 2: And that's when he forgets his own name.

1239
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got that faces him.

1240
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 7: I've got one here that says keyes steam expert. Have

1241
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 7: you got anything over there for me?

1242
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 1: No, No, there's nothing.

1243
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 2: Actually Okay, well, maybe should we get one for each

1244
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:00,799
Speaker 2: of the four of us and one from an oak.

1245
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do that.

1246
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,359
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll take you up on that. So I feel

1247
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,440
Speaker 2: the person that's sent that through Agent oh nine one,

1248
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 2: reach out, get in touch.

1249
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 3: We'll tear that up.

1250
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1251
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:15,960
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1252
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:19,440
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1253
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