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Speaker 1: You're listening to a podcast from news Talk zed B.

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Speaker 2: Every Friday on Matt and Tyler Afternoons on zeb we

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Speaker 2: name the New Zealander of the Week and honor that

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Speaker 2: we bestow on your behalf to a newsmaker who has

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Speaker 2: had an outsized effect on our great and beautiful nation

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Speaker 2: over the previous week. As always, there'll be three nominees,

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Speaker 2: but only one winner. And remember it's generally not a human,

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Speaker 2: So without further ado, the nominees for Matt and Tyler

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Speaker 2: Afternoons New Zealander of the Week are Nominee one. Also

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Speaker 2: gets the Shoelace Express Award. You lost your cars and

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Speaker 2: your bears. You polarize the nation with your political harker.

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Speaker 2: Your CEO refused to answer any of Heather's excellent questions

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Speaker 2: on zedbre breakfast, and your Yankee cash grab with the

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Speaker 2: French got shut down in your face. But a few

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Speaker 2: of us like me still love you. They're all blacks.

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Speaker 2: You are nominated for the New Zealander of the Week.

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Speaker 3: The Boys.

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Speaker 2: Nominee two also gets the Shocking Cost, Blowout, Delay and

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Speaker 2: Hospow Destruction Award. You broke down in November twenty three.

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Speaker 2: You became the poster boy for how we need to

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Speaker 2: get better at building and fixing things in this country.

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Speaker 2: You cost three point seven million to build in twenty eleven,

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Speaker 2: but somehow cost the Auckland City Council ten points six

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Speaker 2: million to fix at twenty four But at least you're

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Speaker 2: back in time for Christmas. The Windyard quarter a bridge.

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Speaker 2: You are nominated for New Zealander of the Week, but

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Speaker 2: there can be only one New Zealander of the Week.

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Speaker 2: And the wonder is your muscular, smooth, coated and long tail.

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Speaker 2: You have powerful legs, a deep chest and a flexible spine.

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Speaker 2: You can hit seventy five kilometers an hour. And you're loyal,

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Speaker 2: lovely and friendly. When he doesn't want you racing anymore,

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Speaker 2: but we will welcome you into our homes. The good

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Speaker 2: old about to be retired Kiwi Greyhound. You are the

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Speaker 2: Matt and Tyler Afternoons New Zealanders of the Week. Who

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Speaker 2: one boy, good boy?

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Speaker 3: Who's a good boy? Boy? Oh you're a good boy.

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Speaker 3: You're a good boy.

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Speaker 4: Setting ready and they're off and charging to the early lead.

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Speaker 4: Patch it up over on the outside. Now took go

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Speaker 4: Roy Ruggy starting to pierce through his big time fern

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Speaker 4: and there followed further back in the field. There was

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Speaker 4: going to be a pawer Jenny, and then came go

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Speaker 4: Luna's out wider. Further back in the field there Sweet

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Speaker 4: Amber Joy well back, Red goes faster and they're followed

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Speaker 4: by back in the field then to go Luna. But

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Speaker 4: up they come and t a b number three. Third

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Speaker 4: time of asking is a win a big time fern.

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Speaker 4: Second over tokoh Roy Ruggy followed and then by patch

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Speaker 4: it up, Go Luna rushes into fourth and they were

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Speaker 4: followed Red goes faster, not today power Check was back

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Speaker 4: in the field there and patch it up in Sweet

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Speaker 4: Amber Joy amongst the tail enders Madden Tyler.

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