WEBVTT - "Octagon Pussy Riot" 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:02.840 Live from the Export Beer Guns Studios in Dunedin. This 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:06.640 is the Agenda Podcast for Friday, the fifth of July. 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:12.119 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting nonsense, said clap Trap, 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:14.440 brought to you my next sport Vulture. 0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:19.320 Good morning, late morning, welcome into the podcast. 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:24.120 We're alive from the Dunedin office where full disclosure, I 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:25.760 wasn't sure that I was going to be let back 0:00:25.760 --> 0:00:26.439 into the building. 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:28.360 Yeah, you had an incident last year. 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:31.760 You left here in disgrace last year because you borrowed 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:36.440 a station vehicle from Enzi me HQ Dunedin. And let's 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:40.200 just say you left it with like it's been exaggerated 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:43.280 since then, but empty beer cans. Yeah, you left the 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:46.479 lights on, so the battery went flat, which and I 0:00:46.520 --> 0:00:48.280 don't know the car park. Are you familiar with the 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:51.080 car park? You can't get a toe truck down there, No, No, 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:53.680 So they had to jump start it. Yeah, and it 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:56.000 was full of beer cans and cigarette butts. 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:59.480 Well, what happened was we were going around dropping off 0:00:59.480 --> 0:01:02.040 beers to flats around to need it, okay, and then 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:03.320 we got back and we were like, you know, let's 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:05.120 have a couple ourselves and we're in the in the 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:07.039 car park and the car well, yeah, and the car 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:10.200 park here is honestly like the Paris catacombs, so it 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:13.320 was dead pitch black and it was terrifying as well. 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:16.559 So we had to have the lights on obviously, and. 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:20.080 Then we had a couple of beers and then we said, right, 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:21.959 well we're going to duck off to the Octagon for 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:22.479 a little bit. 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:25.479 We'll come back and clean this place up. And then 0:01:25.480 --> 0:01:28.039 what happened was we did do part one of that plan. 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:30.759 Yes, part two the cleanup. 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:32.680 Probably needed some improvement. I don't know if we got 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:33.000 that right. 0:01:33.080 --> 0:01:35.600 There's been quite a few pa of emails going back 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:39.560 and forwards, not involving us, just via colleagues. 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:42.800 Yeah, there was one very pointed pass of email that 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:46.479 was like, hey, MANI are and Lane Joe, Hey, they're 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:50.640 going to be down there this weekend. And the reply was, oh, 0:01:50.680 --> 0:01:54.360 that's great, looking forward to seeing them. Just a reminder, 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:56.800 please don't leave the lights on in the U in 0:01:56.840 --> 0:01:58.560 the car park and drinkle the beers and leave them 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:01.080 all over the back seat. And then Diarry Butts in 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:02.920 the estray of the ute as well. 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:06.000 The thing is we do a lot because I remember 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:08.919 our golf tournament here last year. I think I left 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:11.560 maybe twenty dozen beers in the beck of their year. 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:14.520 So I didn't get a thank you for that. No, 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:17.120 So I think, you know, I think we're square. Yeah, 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:19.080 I think we're square. I mean what we left them 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.160 a lot of beers and not one. Hey, thanks for 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:24.440 the twenty dozen beers. Thanks very much for leaving twenty 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:27.160 dozen beers in the ute. Yeah, for us to consume. 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:30.200 So I think we're square. I think we just sweep 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:32.079 it all under the carpet and we're done. 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:32.960 Yeah, we'll call it square. 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:33.720 Yeah, we'll call it square. 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:34.280 You're welcome. 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:37.359 It's yeah, you're welcome. Jamie McKay, he's a big fan. 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:39.000 He's a huge fan of the ex World. O. 0:02:39.040 --> 0:02:40.480 Great, Well, I think we're square. 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:42.680 There were two boxes in our hotel rooms that we 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:44.160 need to address the hotel. 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:44.720 Situation as well. 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:45.639 Did they get into your room? 0:02:45.720 --> 0:02:46.200 I don't know. 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:47.480 You had a twenty four box. 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:51.200 Lane and Heath did not have a room. Myself and 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:53.239 Joe had a room. When we checked in, there was 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:55.480 only two rooms. They eventually found more room at the end. 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:57.519 I think you guys slept in and a manger or 0:02:57.560 --> 0:02:57.960 something like. 0:02:57.919 --> 0:02:59.760 That, but not tonight though they said no tonight. 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:02.840 What had happened was we booked two twin sheer. 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:14.840 Rooms that was Afty Belch from the corner mics are hot, 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.560 but they upgraded so it was just my name in 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:21.800 Joe's name on the on the door, and they upgraded us. 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:23.200 They're doing you a solid. 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:25.640 It's just it's just a tilly as we'll up graageous. 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:30.600 And then four of us shot like a ship. So 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:32.840 we basically promptly went to the pub and we'll let 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:34.880 you guys figure it out. And then eventually they did 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:35.400 figure it out. 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:38.240 They did. They left notes under our door, which would 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:40.640 look quite way more urgent than what they actually were. 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:43.880 Well, it was terrifying because I I came and well, 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:45.840 I woke up this morning someone knocking on my door. 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:48.640 I presumed it was you, and then they knocked again 0:03:48.800 --> 0:03:51.600 and I sort of like sat up, leaned to the 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:55.160 end of my bed just the mandis, and some dude 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:56.920 walked in and he was like, oh my god, I'm 0:03:56.920 --> 0:03:57.400 so sorry. 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:57.880 It was like. 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:01.000 The cleaner dude he thought was in that room because 0:04:01.000 --> 0:04:03.840 of the mix up, and instead of him seeing me 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:07.000 and just leaving, he gave me this massive explanation as 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:07.680 to what he was doing. 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:10.240 I was like, I just get out, what are you doing? Like, 0:04:10.360 --> 0:04:13.360 I'm just here in my andies. Sorry because I thought 0:04:13.400 --> 0:04:15.320 that there was someone. I don't need the explanation, man, 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:18.280 just get out. I'm here in my andy's. We're not 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:18.880 about to have. 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:20.920 A young So you went involved in the pussy right. 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:21.440 I wasn't. 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:23.480 No, I have no memory of the pussy riot because 0:04:23.600 --> 0:04:26.800 what happened last night. We went, we got into we 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:30.640 got into Dunedin. We went to bagdrop Bag, drop through 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:32.320 the bag at the back of the wall the hotel room, 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:34.760 straight to the Kensington to have a little bit of 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:36.880 a ricky feed twenty through the pogies. 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:38.680 Then we went to another couple of bars. 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:41.799 At the last part that we went to social club 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:45.960 and the social Club in Octagon I made friends with 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:47.320 a eighty year old man. 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:48.440 Don't know what he was doing there. 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:51.640 He looked like a mixture of Kenny Rogers and a 0:04:51.800 --> 0:04:54.279 corpse and the Wizard the Canary. 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:57.080 He was a mixture of that, yeah he was. And 0:04:57.120 --> 0:04:58.760 then at some point there was a fight and I 0:04:58.800 --> 0:04:59.480 don't think I was. 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:03.240 There for it, and were slow dancing at that stage 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:07.920 to shape shifter it. But the Barbara, which has been 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:11.320 described as a pussy right on Hurdaki, which is exactly 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:14.760 what it was. It was like one of those ones 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:18.159 where shirts came off. Really, yeah, a couple of shirts 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.200 came off when I was in the same room as this. 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:20.599 No that. 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:23.000 When it spilled out into the octagon, it was a 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:26.360 pussy riot of a lot of kind of yelling and screaming, 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:28.640 and then when the girls get involved, a lot of. 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:29.880 Squall, a lot of squill. Yeah. 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:32.359 And then I was not involved until they knocked my 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:35.799 beer over, and then I was involved. Big norm was involved, 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:38.560 got Big Normy got in there to try and break 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:41.600 it up. Big Normy was the peace keeping and basically 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:44.080 Big normally became the center of that universe. And it 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:47.359 went out into the octagon, and it came even funnier 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:50.120 outside because all of a sudden, they're like, it's freezing 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:50.480 out here. 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:54.920 Water shirt off. This is why it's so hard to 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:58.640 invade Russia. Hard riots. 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:01.480 And so it was a girl fight, No, it was 0:06:01.520 --> 0:06:04.200 boy fight, all right, but there were girls squealing. Oh okay, Yeah, 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:07.239 it was like it was like seagulls around a peggett 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:09.920 of hot chips right, it was like a yeah it was. 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:12.240 There was no it was one of those ones where 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:14.760 no punches were thrown yet it was such a mealy 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:18.280 Yeah it was. I'm surprised you went involved. I was 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:20.440 hope half expecting you to come thundering out of the 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:23.159 doors with old Off and really get into it. 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:26.600 But it was still slow down. Yeah. 0:06:26.760 --> 0:06:29.960 I have no recollection of that at all, But that's 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.279 what happens. This is, you know, the acc I don't 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:34.840 think we've talked about this before on this podcast. I 0:06:34.880 --> 0:06:37.440 don't think any commentary team is a bigger fan of 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:40.719 First Night Fever than we are. Nobody puts themselves on 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:41.919 the back foot quicker than we do. 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:43.720 But do you know what, Well, we're. 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:46.560 Quite mature though, because we're a day before the game. Yes, 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:48.880 we knew this was going to happen, so we're what 0:06:48.880 --> 0:06:50.600 we've done is a premium to strikes. We got here 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:52.520 a day earlier. Yes, so we went on the back 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:53.800 foot for actual game day. 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:55.560 That's right, which is tomorrow, which is going to be 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:58.320 you know, we'll be raring to go by then. 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:00.000 Oh yeah, we're just going to get through today. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:03.520 And if you're listening to this early enough and you're 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:04.640 flying down to Dunedin. 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:07.120 Are we still picking people up? Yeah? Look out for us. 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:09.880 We've got We've got a coach there. Ye who's driving? 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:12.160 I thought Richie was Richie Monga. 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:13.200 No, he's driving tomorrow. 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:15.080 Oh okay, he's doing the game day shuttles. 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:18.360 One of us have to do the airport shuttles. What 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:20.240 I can't drive. 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:21.200 I've had to kill a coffee. 0:07:21.600 --> 0:07:22.640 Oh okay, that's you. 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:23.760 It's not me. 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:25.640 I've got I had together her on my coffee as well. 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:28.160 Yeah, it looks like it's Mania, but man I, well 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:29.000 we did talk about that. 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:32.960 Richie Monga actually does have his Class four and his endorsement. 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:36.680 So look, as the guy who looks the most like 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:37.920 richiemong out of the three. 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:41.360 Of us, you've got a forklift license. Can you drive 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:42.600 a forklift out there and. 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:43.480 Just pick up a crate? 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:46.360 Can you pick a creative passengers up and drive them back? 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:50.200 Discussed speaking of looking like Richie Muanga, how both men 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:52.200 Moana are me and Moana? 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:54.920 Me and Mania? I tried to match Richard. 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:58.840 The one thing we were we were spotted as athletes 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:01.440 at the airport. Now bags were marked as members of 0:08:01.440 --> 0:08:05.480 the English team's bags, so so in fact, they tried 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:06.920 to steal my bag. I had to argue with one 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:08.440 of the guys. He was going, that's not your beg. 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:10.560 I could see a pier of my under seeing the 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:11.640 zipper and knew it was my bag. 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:14.600 You came back, he came back. He guess he gets. 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:18.320 Onto the English team's trolley because we flew down on 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:20.480 the same plane as them loading on. I went over 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:22.800 and said, that's my big guests. No, it's not that ours, mate. 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:23.200 And you came back. 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:26.960 I totally guess loaded that is my bag to walk 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:28.680 back and did it. But I had a little tag 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:29.239 on it. 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:30.040 English team. 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:33.080 It's an English team, so they and the same thing 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:35.160 evaned when ice bag marked as the English team. So 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:38.160 they've spotted us as athletes and then marked our bags. 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:40.320 I don't know about that. I don't know if they did. 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:41.280 I don't know. 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:46.280 They spotted us as athletes, then go near your bag. 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:50.960 My bag got solemn by some some tourists who stole 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:53.560 my bag and then returned it. And he said sorry, 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:55.880 I was wondering when my bag was so empy. Oh 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:56.520 thanks mate. 0:08:56.679 --> 0:09:00.280 They did they they genuinely put tags on our bags. Yes, 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:02.000 I saw it. It was like the English rugby team. 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:05.760 Yeah, and I was behind I was mentioning this with 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:08.480 Matt on Herdigy breakfast that I think I had the 0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:10.800 three youngest members of the squad who had just booked 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:15.000 a trip to Bali the guys, yeah, young English guys 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:19.480 in the squad. And it came down with the snacks. 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:21.040 It was cody the hour on the flight, so you 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:24.080 could drink, but they were drinking but oh my god, 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:26.920 they helped themselves to the vinegar and salt snacker Changi's 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:28.679 like they took fistfuls of it. 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:29.240 I saw that. 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:32.360 And then Steve Borthwick, the coach, was sitting behind me, 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:36.040 like was waving to the nutritionist who was at a 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:39.440 long haired guy who had a big box of protein bars. 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:41.640 And he came up to them and he went, guys, guys, 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:44.800 if you're hungry, eat this, don't eat that, and they 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:49.000 were like four bags deep. Oh okay, and he reached 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:50.920 it and snatched all the chips away and gave them 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:53.000 some shitty naffer. I saw that. 0:09:53.440 --> 0:09:55.600 I saw that as I was going, Yeah, I was. 0:09:55.960 --> 0:09:58.160 As we were boarding the flight. I was standing behind those. 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:01.600 There was actually four of them. They were booking a 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:02.640 place to stay in Bali. 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:03.920 Yeah, I was trying to figure out where it was. 0:10:04.080 --> 0:10:05.480 Was like, I've just got back from Bali. I could 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:07.640 give you a couple of shit. You should have chipped 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:10.079 in there. I didn't recognize the players. I should probably 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:10.520 look them up. 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:14.640 One of them was Emmanuel can't pronounce his last name, 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:15.480 the worker. 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:19.040 He looks exciting, small, very small. 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:21.840 Yeah, yeah, Marcus. 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:24.199 Did you see Joe Marlt trying to go mar He 0:10:24.320 --> 0:10:26.280 did the prop you get to go into the toilet 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:29.079 cepical sideways. I couldn't get in there. He was in 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:29.920 there for twenty five minutes. 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:31.200 I'm surprised he could close the door. 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:33.360 Yeah, you've seen the foot Have you seen the footage 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:37.240 of Andre the Giant taking a ship in the plate? No, 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:40.040 he has to back and with the door open, and 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:43.720 they closed the curtain because his head's still pugging out. 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:45.360 Actually hear some. 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:51.920 Storms behind Sam Underhill. Potious voice I've ever heard since 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:54.200 the last time I heard be a girl speak on her? 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:55.960 And was he talking about a vestments? 0:10:56.800 --> 0:10:58.719 Who's talking? These other ones? Boring the ship out of 0:10:58.760 --> 0:11:03.360 another couple of young young players. That's it's like a 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:05.480 fantastic I put quite a lot of money into that 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:08.960 six months ago. It's really showing some dividends and they're 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:09.960 just really coming through. 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:11.800 Stopped snak. 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:14.520 I told you boys that it was a good investment, 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:16.920 and I was thinking, Marly, when or lose that guy wins, 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:19.440 because he's probably got some kind of there's probably some 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:23.600 gentleman situation, a guy a richie kind of gentleman situation. 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:25.600 I'll tell you why they don't muck around at the airport. 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:27.200 They do that because I've obviously got a gear guy 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:30.320 and a bad guy. So they get off the plane 0:11:30.720 --> 0:11:33.280 and by the time we exited, that bus was leaving. 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:35.280 They just had their hand luggage and they were gone. 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:37.679 And how much hand luggage did they have? 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:40.200 Yeah, my fucking bag got taken off me and putting 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:43.040 the toilet. They came down and said every member of 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:45.960 the English team brought two pieces of hand luggage on 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:50.400 filled the entire fricking overhead lockers. I'm trying to keep 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:52.440 my my bag on a seat. They come, I push 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:54.120 it under there and that she comes and goes, that's 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:55.720 got to go on the snow to potot. We're putt 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:57.800 it in the toilet. So they stored my bag in 0:11:57.840 --> 0:12:01.120 the toilet. So Joe Marhler, am I had to go 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:04.040 and sideways and look at through your back probably engulfed 0:12:04.080 --> 0:12:07.400 the entire toilet in his backside beside my my carry 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:07.920 on luggage. 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:09.840 Speaking of a golfing in the backside. You gave me 0:12:09.880 --> 0:12:12.240 a suppository this morning. 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:14.480 Yeah, listen to the Mat and Judy Dady Bespoke podcast 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:17.400 if you want to experience that gulane. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:17.599 Put it. 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:20.559 Put in the suppositories this morning, just just for content. 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:25.040 What was the desired effect? Hemorrhoid. 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:28.199 It's a hemorrhoid, so no damage. Obviously, if there is 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:30.600 any hemorrhoids up there, they'll be dealt with. But I 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:33.200 must have known. I wasn't. I was expecting a smoother experience. 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:36.040 I unpackaged the suppository and it. 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:37.440 Was like the tip of a glo stick. 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:40.280 It's a bullet shape, but it's not it's glosticks, a capsule, 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:41.920 sort of a creamy coind. 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:44.280 Yeah. So it took me a while to get it 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:46.800 up there, and so I found it eventually, and it 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:51.600 accepted it wholeheartedly. You found it, you found your whole 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:55.079 But then, but then, obviously I was fostering around there 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:58.560 so much I had to leave the studio both ends. 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:02.320 I was holding them up and the gem came out 0:13:02.360 --> 0:13:04.319 and goes, oh hi, and we went for a hug, and 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:07.440 I was like, it's like, no, no, no, I need to 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:12.800 wash my hands. I didn't explain why. She was like, okay, fine. 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:16.320 That humiliated me because because I thought I I am 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:20.320 looked ge Lane in the eyes and and put my 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:21.160 suppository in. 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:22.880 And I'm joking that's why. 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:24.600 And then you did it. I was like, you've actually 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:25.480 shoved something out around. 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:27.560 Yeah, well I was looking at thee But then once again, 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:30.040 even before you, this was before you did it, and 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:31.959 it's like I forgot about the hands as well, and 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:33.400 so I was feeling like I'd sort of put you 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:35.160 on the spot, made you field awkward. And then I 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:39.360 realized I had disgusting hands, and I felt humiliated. So 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:41.040 I had to run off screaming to the bathroom to 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:42.880 clean my hands. So that's you got to remember that 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:45.920 putting in a suppository, it's not that it's not. 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:47.400 Should do it in the bathroom, not a studio. 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:48.640 You should do in the bathroom and a studio. 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:51.520 Yeah, I think in the studio, I was wondering. 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:54.160 Yeah, yeah, we did it in here when Gelane was 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:55.679 doing this, heaps of people because it's like a this 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:59.120 is like a fish bowl in here, like there's huge windows. 0:14:00.240 --> 0:14:02.680 Was beanned over trying to put up positive and there's 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:04.959 about four or five people walking back up and down 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:05.560 the corridor. 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:08.720 We're never going to be Yeah, we've got we're already yeah, 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:09.400 not welcome. 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:12.560 Yeah, because after what men and I did last time, Yeah, yeah, 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:15.000 we were supposed to be on our good best behavior 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:17.320 and now we've already been involved in a pussy riot 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:20.880 and you've been spoted putting something up your ass and 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:22.520 the studio beat. 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:25.880 The pussy right, the pussy right. It was one of 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:26.600 the best discustions. 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:28.320 Are we going is we're gonna talk about some sports? 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:30.280 Yeah, well, let's take a break. We'll come right back 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:31.040 with some actual sport. 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:34.680 Yesterday just before well we recorded the podcast at about 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:38.040 ten o'clock and then immediately after that they announced their team. 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:43.400 Now, I've had sources in the All Blacks camp. 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:46.720 For you know, a good few years now, but since 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:49.160 Race has taken over, the sources have become a little 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:53.600 bit less reliable. Yeah, and you know, yesterday I had 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:56.840 to do some things that I'm not proud of to those, 0:14:57.400 --> 0:14:58.360 you know, sources. 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:02.320 Obviously I can't go and do children who it was 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:05.760 that I had hostage, you know, but but I was 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:07.720 lied to by my sources, and my sources are did 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:07.920 to me. 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:11.840 Yeah, because it was a capital two wasn't here, Yeah, 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:12.160 there was. 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:14.080 I just about got it right. The two that weren't 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:17.680 in there was. I was hearing black Adder instead of Female, 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:21.360 but actually female is starting, and then I was hearing 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:23.600 Boden Barrett but it's actually Stephen Pirafittter. 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:26.360 Yeah. The Cheese makes a starting line up, which is 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:31.800 which is interesting, I guess in terms of not say form, 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:35.240 but game time. I guess because obviously Boden's been in 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:36.520 Japan and as. 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:36.920 On the bench. 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:40.800 Yeah, to be fair, Yeah, so I'm quite I'm okay 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:42.960 with the Cheese being back there. I'm okay with it. 0:15:43.080 --> 0:15:46.360 Yeah, I just was he the best fallback in Super 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:51.960 Ugby this year? Who was Reuben Love? Yeah? Probably Reuben Love. 0:15:52.080 --> 0:15:52.480 Yeah. 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:56.560 I probably even put Shawan Stephenson back up there. You really, 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:58.600 I don't know what Seawan Stevenson has to do to 0:15:58.640 --> 0:16:00.000 get a call up to the All Blacks. 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:03.600 I didn't he didn't cover himself in glory this year. 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:06.720 Last year he did. Last year, I think he had 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:08.520 a right to say I should be playing fell Blacks 0:16:08.560 --> 0:16:10.400 this year he was a bit injured. Yeah, it was 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:12.720 a bit up and down, and then the games he 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:16.280 came back weren't great. Yeah, it wasn't as usual, It 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:19.680 wasn't the it wasn't the standard shooter ye that we 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:21.680 saw this year than we had in the previous years. 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:22.720 There were all these stories that. 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:25.360 He'd signed a contract with the NRL and blah blah blah, 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:26.080 and he's gonna leave. 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:28.680 Yeah this was before, not this year, but last year 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:29.160 before that. 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:33.720 Would he be a winger in the NRL. Yeah, probably 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:35.880 a fallback, to be fair, I don't know. I think 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:40.720 fullbacks and league need to be a bit bah. They're 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:43.160 always running it back like that's there are a couple 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:46.840 of like real whipp it quille skinny fullbacks, and the 0:16:46.880 --> 0:16:50.160 Warriors traditionally really struggle against those kind of duds. 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:53.640