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Speaker 1: The Wold Aking Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keyzy.

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Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdarkey.

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Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, Jane's addiction there on the radio hold Akey

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Speaker 2: Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is four forty

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Speaker 2: five and Chelly what Fellows? The phone lines are going crazy.

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Speaker 3: Listen in the yards because we're just in a new

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Speaker 3: competition where if you hear this sound effect, Yeah, during

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Speaker 3: a song, you call on Hodaki and if you get

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Speaker 3: through fifty dollars reburg about your super simple a fellas.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, great, So let's go to Matt online sex gooday.

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Speaker 4: Matt, Gooday?

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Speaker 1: How are you guys?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 5: No, no, Jase, yeah, just say you're good? I mean,

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Speaker 5: why are you saying?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 3: I mean, fellows, I'm interested. I want to learn more

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Speaker 3: about you.

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Speaker 5: Okay, to get to know him. Is it okay if

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Speaker 5: I ask a question? Jake?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Sure, Okay, Hey, have you got any thoughts on this

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Speaker 5: razor situation? Mat?

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Speaker 3: Look, they're good scooters, So Jason, you just do what

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Speaker 3: you'd usually do here.

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Speaker 5: Okay, it's not that hard. Jay's. All you're going to

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Speaker 5: do is just I've never.

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Speaker 4: Met Matt, for god, I don't know anything about Matt.

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Speaker 5: Ask him what he does for a crust, Matt.

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Speaker 4: What do you do for a crust? Mate?

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Speaker 5: I volunteer as a football coach.

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Speaker 3: But I'm young enough that I'm still going to UNI,

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Speaker 3: so I'm working. I'm studying as an anatomy student.

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Speaker 4: Wrote So Jack, Yeah, that's pretty boring.

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Speaker 5: You don't. The key is not to abuse the winner.

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Speaker 4: I'm not abusing. I'm just saying that's tedious.

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Speaker 5: No, that's kind.

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Speaker 4: I mean, who does volunteer work? For a start? They

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Speaker 4: don't pay, ye, what's the point of it? The experience, mate,

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Speaker 4: the experience?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, true that Matt. Do you want to give him

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Speaker 5: a voucher now?

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Speaker 4: Or I want to know that I do?

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Speaker 3: Actually, he's literally it's a bread It's the first avenue

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Speaker 3: competition and you're kind of ruining it. So Matt, congratulations, mate,

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Speaker 3: you've got yourself a fifty old Reburg about you. Well,

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Speaker 3: so you just hold the line there and old Pugsill

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Speaker 3: saw you out, all right? Thank you so appreciate it.

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Speaker 4: No ways, So that was that was it.

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Speaker 5: That's yes, that's how radio competitions work. Jason. I've changed

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Speaker 5: my mind, man, don't into that one. Into the Radio Awards,

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Speaker 5: all right, yeah, and maybe tomorrow it'll grow as we

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Speaker 5: go along. I think, yeah, I think the key is

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Speaker 5: not to quit on day one get no matter how

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Speaker 5: tid it might be.

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Speaker 2: I just feel like it's the worst radio I've ever done.

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Speaker 2: And I I just I don't know that I'm into this, Fellas.

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Speaker 4: Pugs, can you not give that to Matt Please?

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Speaker 3: No, it's too late, he's already giving it to him. Pugs,

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Speaker 3: give it to him, Piggy, pardon what.

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Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio

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Speaker 1: hod Iky.

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Speaker 2: The Pixie's here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this

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Speaker 2: Tuesday evening, Fellas, I didn't tell you this.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you now.

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Speaker 2: Last night going to bed, right, and I was sitting

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Speaker 2: on the edge of the bed there and I took

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Speaker 2: my shoes off, and I actually had my shoes already off.

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Speaker 4: I just have my socks on.

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Speaker 5: Your wife's because you had a habit of wearing your

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Speaker 4: Yes, they were actually good, the prawns.

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Speaker 5: What was your wife wearing socks?

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Speaker 4: Wise, she'd taken hers off. She was already in bed.

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Speaker 5: Got a negli j Yeah, she does what is an

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Speaker 5: I have heard that before? Is that like a ninety

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Speaker 5: years off to the Sasin or a silk sort of thing,

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Speaker 5: or a Jason's case. It's ray On.

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Speaker 4: And so what's so?

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Speaker 2: I took my socks off and then I took my

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Speaker 3: And of course that's smart because you don't want to

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Speaker 3: take your pants off and then get the socks caught

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Speaker 4: Yeah, totally man.

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Speaker 2: And of course you guys will recall that I was

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Speaker 2: wearing my boat shirt yesterday.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, and I un did a button.

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Speaker 5: Wait you take your pants off first, yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, God, so for a bit there.

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Speaker 5: You're donald ducking You've just got the shirt on.

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Speaker 2: I undid my button and I was pulling it over

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Speaker 5: Hang on a minute, this is a shirt. Yes, it's

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Speaker 5: a shirt, buttons all the way down. Yeah. Yeah, you

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Speaker 5: take one off and then take it over the top, Yes.

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Speaker 4: Disgusted on Mogi's head.

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Speaker 3: Keep in mind he's got nothing on the bottom of Well,

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Speaker 3: I got yes.

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Speaker 4: On, Keezy.

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Speaker 2: So I'm pulling it over the top the in Mogi,

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Speaker 2: and what should happen?

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Speaker 5: You tripped over?

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Speaker 2: There was a rap and I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: and my wife said, all that didn't sound good, and

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Speaker 2: this is my boat shoot we're talking about. So I

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Speaker 2: took it off and I looked at and there was

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Speaker 2: a little tear in the shoulder there. And I said

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Speaker 2: couple of sewing machines. She's into his sewing.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you see you throw it in her face

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Speaker 5: and said sort that out, will you tell? Get out

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Speaker 4: Sort of what I said to him.

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Speaker 2: What I said to her was you'll be able to

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Speaker 2: fix that, won't you. And to my horror and my shock,

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Speaker 2: she went, oh, no, I don't think so, it's probably

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Speaker 5: And I was like, and it's only it was only

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Speaker 4: Was it on a scene, It was in a seament.

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Speaker 4: It was only about two centimeters, very fixable.

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Speaker 2: And I went, well, what do you mean it's probably

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Speaker 2: time to toss it and she said, ah, it's probably

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Speaker 2: got quite worn and thin there. That's actually why it rapped,

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Speaker 2: so it's probably not worth actually fixing. It.

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Speaker 5: Doesn't feel like she thinks that the boat shirt's probably

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Speaker 5: not anymore. It needs to go, especially when you've been

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Speaker 5: wearing it with prawn socks.

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Speaker 4: Well, I hate to think that.

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Speaker 5: Did you have your fishing rod under his line?

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Speaker 2: I would hate to think that of my wife, Mogi.

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Speaker 2: But that was the vibe I god, was that she

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Speaker 2: was in a very convoluted way saying the boat shirt

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I was gutted. Do you think your wife

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Speaker 4: would fix it easy? She's pretty handy with that sort

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Speaker 4: of stuff, isn't she.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty fiddly work though, because it's so tiny. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's like trying to patch up like a little shirt

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Speaker 3: and a Teddy beer or an action man.

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Speaker 5: It's pretty specialized stuff. Jason. Why do you automatically assume

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Speaker 4: How to do it? That's my quick Yeah. That was

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Speaker 4: pretty bad of me, wasn't it. Well? I mean, can

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Speaker 4: you can you? Can you patch something up?

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Speaker 5: Mogi?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Patch your upper.

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Speaker 5: I'll be honest with you. I just throw things out. Look,

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Speaker 5: I hate to go back to the thing about you.

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Speaker 5: I'mdoing one button and then taking the shoot off over

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Speaker 5: your head. That's the issue, that's the reason, that's the

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Speaker 5: real problem here. That's I find out you're doing that

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Speaker 5: with your lemon shit.

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Speaker 4: Well, look, there's so much Edmund, there's like eight buttons

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Speaker 5: I just don't have enough time with the I.

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Speaker 2: Mean it's not a sexual you know, hey baby, and

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Speaker 2: slowly it's just I'm going to bed and even get

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Speaker 2: my top off.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so just undo the top up there.

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Speaker 1: And the hurd Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

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Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

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Speaker 2: Timple of the Dog there on the Radio Hodarchy Big

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Speaker 2: Show this Wednesday afternoon. Now, Fellers, you know, we have

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Speaker 2: just come back from holidays, and as you mentioned yesterday,

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Speaker 2: I think, you know, being together with family and friends

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Speaker 2: sometimes can be a bit stressful. So I'm thinking there

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Speaker 2: might be a few folk out there that are a

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Speaker 2: bit stressed out and need a bit of advice.

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Speaker 3: At gmail dot com get in touch with the failers.

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Speaker 3: It's a really email address. Meet Patti Nips sixty nine

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Speaker 3: at gmail dot com. If you need advice on anything,

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Speaker 3: it's one hundred percent anonymous. We'll read it on the show,

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Speaker 3: and if we do, you're get a fifty dollars Reburg

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Speaker 3: about chip.

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Speaker 5: This one comes from anonymous Fellers.

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Speaker 3: Oh good, a feelers Anonymous here I recently inherited a cat,

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Speaker 3: Mini from my ex partner. Every day Mini finds one

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Speaker 3: or two skinks in the garden and brings them inside

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Speaker 3: the house. Sometimes I don't find them for days. When

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Speaker 3: I eventually do find the skinks, they're usually heavily injured,

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 3: I have recently discovered that this particular species of skink

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Speaker 3: is native to New Zealand and protected under the Wildlife

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Speaker 3: Act nineteen fifty three. I am worried I am now

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Speaker 3: in violation of the law by allowing her to continue

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Speaker 3: her rampage. She's a tough little bastard and is pretty

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Speaker 5: What should I do?

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Speaker 4: Fellas Fellers, can I tell you a true story?

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Speaker 2: Fell first and foremost, Jizz is a murdering machine on

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Speaker 2: the skinks.

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Speaker 4: So your new cat, our new cat.

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Speaker 2: There are thousands of the bastards around our house, but

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Speaker 2: this is this is a tear and we generally I

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Speaker 2: am able to catch them and set them free again.

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Speaker 4: And she just sort of stares at me.

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Speaker 2: But the other day my wife and I lifted up

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Speaker 2: a rug in our lounge and can I say there

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Speaker 2: were three completely flattened dead.

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Speaker 4: Skinks under our rug?

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Speaker 5: How long would they have been there?

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Speaker 4: I have no idea.

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Speaker 2: So maybe they were injured and just you know, scuttled

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Speaker 2: under the nearest rug. I think so, and then we

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Speaker 2: just trample all over, but not knowing they're they're They

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Speaker 2: were literally you know how you used to drive flowers

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Speaker 2: in a book or something like that.

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Speaker 4: They were like that. They were pancake thin, and it

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Speaker 4: was like, how groady is that?

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Speaker 5: Did they have blood around the moon?

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Speaker 4: No, there was no gats.

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Speaker 2: It would completely dehydrated gats and pools probably just absorbed

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Speaker 2: into a rug.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, how good is that?

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Speaker 4: That's so good man?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's tricky as I mean a skink.

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Speaker 4: There.

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Speaker 5: You know, there's thousands of the back, there's billions of

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Speaker 5: for God's sake. I mean, that's how many of them

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Speaker 2: Can I just tell you I want to get your

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Speaker 4: Cats aren't allowed out after five o thank you?

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Speaker 2: They genuinely have a curfew and animals are not allowed

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Speaker 4: How do we feel about.

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Speaker 5: Because they're out there killing all the birds, et cetera,

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Speaker 5: et cetera. Exactly, it's tricky, isn't it, because but it's

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Speaker 5: love killing But sorry, cats love killing birds and other animals.

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Speaker 5: And how we just stand in their way?

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Speaker 4: Exactly?

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Speaker 5: Yes, tricky because it's it's God's will. The cats will

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Speaker 5: as God's will. Essentially, God is acting through the cat.

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Speaker 5: And if the cat feels like killing Ty's care skinks.

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Speaker 5: Who are we to stand in God's way? Can I

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Speaker 5: say law of the jungle? You can say law of

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying?

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Speaker 5: Living in the jungle? Man, Wow, you should come to

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Speaker 5: buy house. The cat is the cats in the jungle.

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Speaker 5: a gift, thank you, they're showing off. Look how smart

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Like, can you imagine if your wife brought you home

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Speaker 3: You took the present and then you put it under

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Speaker 5: So I hope that helps. Yeah, I mean, what's the

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Speaker 4: Like cat.

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Speaker 5: So get the cat put down. Jeez, that's shocking from you.

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Speaker 2: Hold, I indeed push this Thursday evening, now Fellers. Something

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Speaker 3: So you've got the rashes there and you make little

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Speaker 4: And then I fry them off from my little pop there.

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Speaker 2: I put in my baked beans and then I get

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Speaker 4: Flakes flakes chili, and I shoved that.

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Speaker 4: And I just pour those over there.

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Speaker 3: How good is bread, butter and baked beans mixed together?

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Speaker 3: So good, sodalious.

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Speaker 4: It's the bomb. And so I yesterday morning, I was like,

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'll do my baked bean special, and

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Speaker 2: I go into the pantry there and I pull out

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Speaker 2: the baked beans, and to my utter disgust, my wife,

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Speaker 2: randomly and for no reason whatsoever, had bought Pii Piiri

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Speaker 2: baked beans.

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Speaker 5: Yu disgusting. Do you like Pieri pierry stuff? No?

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Speaker 4: I don't.

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Speaker 2: And you know, what are we doing tattooing around with

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Speaker 2: iconic things like your waddies baked beans?

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Speaker 4: It was a step too far.

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Speaker 2: So I was so disgusted that I flagged breakfast and

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Speaker 4: Then we had Nacho's for dinner.

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Speaker 2: Last night, and you know, I texted my wife and went,

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Speaker 4: Was human?

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Speaker 5: Asked human? Because she does all the shopping. Ah, that's

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Speaker 5: one of your rules. That's one of your rules.

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Speaker 4: And so I texted her and I was human.

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Speaker 2: And then we had Nacho's last night, and to my

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Speaker 5: That sounds delicious and.

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Speaker 4: It was foul. It was disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Well, I've actually pointed out to her. I said, re

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Speaker 2: and she took the chili beans to mean the peery

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Speaker 2: Piri baked beans, and it was so disgusting, not even

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Speaker 2: she could eat it.

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Speaker 5: Really she and she's got a massive appetite.

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Speaker 4: Oh look she is. She loves your food. Make she

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Speaker 4: cleans her plate every time.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't I'll give her a massive bowl of delicious Hoidy

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Speaker 2: j pasta and she's, oh, that's way too much.

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Speaker 4: She just does it. But what are we doing tattooing

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Speaker 5: I think they're trying to combine two iconic things, aren't there,

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Speaker 5: the baked beans with the peery Piri? Two icons there?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I would argue that peery Pierri is a

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Speaker 2: new phenomenon. I know it's around in the world, but

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Speaker 3: Only so you don't like sort of outside stuff coming

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right. It's like you want to keep New

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 5: Is that what you're saying, Jason, It's like, don't bring

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Speaker 5: your foreign mark in here, that's what you're saying. He's

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Speaker 5: with my beans?

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