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Speaker 1: The z M Podcast Network, pleas would and Haley's little

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Speaker 1: bit of pod treat yourself to mcafe coffee with my

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Speaker 1: Macer's rewards.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to a little bit of pod.

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Speaker 3: Well, Yesterda'm a little bit of probably talked about Haley

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Speaker 3: septic tank today tank. Yeah, yeah, you're that you're you're

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Speaker 3: cleaning out today. I want to talk about an actual

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Speaker 3: septic tank because, as I do find myself quite often

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Speaker 3: dealing with somebody else's problem. There was a septic tank

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Speaker 3: issue at a shadow is dad's place that he's selling.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: I was like, we've got to sort this out before

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Speaker 3: he gets sold. That's just good karma. Yeah, oh that's

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Speaker 3: really nice. Yeah. I was like, I'm going to sort

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Speaker 3: this out. It was stressful and everything. I took the

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Speaker 3: little off and for the second time and one calendar year,

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Speaker 3: I was inside a septic tank. Now people will again,

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Speaker 3: we'll probably be saying, vorn, don't climb into them because

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Speaker 3: the gases and there. Well, I wasn't deep down into it.

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Speaker 3: This is a different septic tank. This is a flash

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Speaker 3: septic tank, and everything comes all the waste water goes

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Speaker 3: into the first chamber and the heavy stuff sinks and

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Speaker 3: the water go into the next chamber, and then the

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Speaker 3: stuff that still in the water sinks down, and the

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Speaker 3: next one goes into the next chamber, and in the

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Speaker 3: end it goes through a thing and it goes out

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Speaker 3: into the garden. Oh, that's how that works in the garden.

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Speaker 4: Now you're just walking through your garden and you see

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Speaker 4: like a tampon or something.

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Speaker 2: Because it's just water.

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Speaker 3: Even when the see right through, it just looks like

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Speaker 3: slightly dirty pond water, okay, and then goes out.

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Speaker 2: Is it actually good for the gardens?

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Speaker 3: It is, as long as you don't use bleachers and

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Speaker 3: stuff in your washing machine.

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Speaker 4: And you wouldn't use it if you're in a vegetable

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Speaker 4: garden because that would be gross.

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Speaker 3: I'm not any of my own poop carrots, yeah, exactly. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I don't use it in visual garden flower gardens and stuff.

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Speaker 3: Maybe fruit trees, yeah, poop orange.

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Speaker 2: I don't want.

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Speaker 1: You.

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Speaker 2: We we figs, I.

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Speaker 4: Mane lawns and flowers and shrubs.

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Speaker 2: It's not solf out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't give me your poop FEGs. So, when I

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Speaker 3: was in there, because the pump was the problem, We're

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Speaker 3: trying to get the pump. The pump out of the end,

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Speaker 3: and I was in there, kind of like not down

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Speaker 3: in there, but I was standing in there, and I

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Speaker 3: kind of curious that it got the better of me.

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Speaker 3: While I was waiting for someone to go get the hose.

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Speaker 3: People look into the mainta and to the first bit

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Speaker 3: or all the heavy stuff sets, stuff sets. Guess what

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Speaker 3: wasn't there?

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Speaker 2: A badger?

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Speaker 3: Not a badger, that's a human human badger, not a

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Speaker 3: human course, but not a bad place to put one.

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Speaker 3: You need to chop it up into such small bits

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Speaker 3: that when they did empty it could shoot up the

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Speaker 3: big trucks to hose. Tell us that the size of it.

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Speaker 2: It almost need to blend. The body is what you're saying.

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Speaker 3: You need a body blender.

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Speaker 1: You need a body like a neutral bullet, but super size,

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Speaker 1: serber size nutrition. And give us the size of the thing,

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Speaker 1: because I want to get there.

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Speaker 3: Multiple things. One of them was small but had no

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Speaker 3: business being flushed down and to no barb shouldn't be flushed.

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Speaker 3: I didn't see any of those. Not a toy truck,

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Speaker 3: not a toy to not a toy, not a six.

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Speaker 3: I didn't see any six to us. I figured that

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Speaker 3: sink butt plug they fly depending on the middle ones. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm a glass butt plug guy. Well that's a great.

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Speaker 2: I'm more of a polystyrene butt plug guy and likes

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Speaker 2: a light.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like traveler lot cover.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't want to be adding weight to his baggage

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Speaker 1: allow ones with all these butt plugs, so he just

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Speaker 1: needs a nice polystyrne one.

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Speaker 3: So one of the things was a cigarette lighter. It

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Speaker 3: could not have fit down any other plug, because that's

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Speaker 3: what I thought about. Where else is the water go

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Speaker 3: down for sink? It's got a finger to stop it?

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Speaker 3: The bathroom sink. The same the washroom scene.

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Speaker 1: Maybe someone was quitting smoking and they went, I'm throwing

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Speaker 1: the pack.

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Speaker 3: Well that's when they go the lighter in the pants.

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Speaker 4: You set down to the toilet and it fell out

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Speaker 4: of the podcast and they were like, there's no way.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't flush it, especially at accommodation.

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Speaker 2: If it's an airbnb or accommodation, who gives.

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Speaker 3: A ship not my problem. So a lighter was in there. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: pop lollipop sticks because I was like, what are these?

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Speaker 3: And I was like flicking them around with a stick, and.

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Speaker 4: That'll be your kids giving them a hide and give

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Speaker 4: them a smell if it was the eighties be hiding.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, pulled the belt out. The weirdest thing

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Speaker 3: was a full hand towel, like a tea towel or

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Speaker 3: like like you know when you wash your hands into

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Speaker 3: the bathroom and there's a little mini towel hung on

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Speaker 3: a thing beside that.

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Speaker 1: I know exactly what's happened. They've been staying at this

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Speaker 1: airbnb with friends.

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Speaker 2: They've shaped themselves, They've gone to.

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Speaker 1: The bathroom and they have done a horrendous shit. They

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Speaker 1: run out of toilet paper. It smells so bad that

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Speaker 1: they cannot holder out to someone to bring more toilet paper,

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Speaker 1: so they reach for the hand toout. They have smeared

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Speaker 1: themselves all over this thing, and they're like, what the

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Speaker 1: hell am I going to do with this? I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna have to flush it, and they've flushed it.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to know about your improm here where

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Speaker 3: I could do a year sand but there's no mini

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Speaker 3: towel hanger and the toilet and the toilet is separate

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Speaker 3: from the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Shit.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Also, you came up with that story way too far.

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Speaker 3: She's totally done. It is what we've said. I've done

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Speaker 3: a version of if you're own a a frame beach

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Speaker 3: house and New Charms.

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Speaker 1: Issue if I use my own underwear as toilet paper

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Speaker 1: in an emergency before and flushed it, Yes, I have okay,

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Speaker 1: and we can just move on from that story.

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Speaker 2: Good uneasel like not a tier undies.

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Speaker 1: Just the undies I had chosen on that day.

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Speaker 3: I'm so I'm sorry for your undies. A plastic bag

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Speaker 3: in there as well. Someone flashed a plastic bag come

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Speaker 3: on again so badly. It's gone all over the floor.

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Speaker 3: They've picked it up with a plastic bag and flushed.

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Speaker 3: I thought they might have put the towel in the

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Speaker 3: plastic bag to flush it. I just came undone while

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Speaker 3: it's floating around in there, because it could have been

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Speaker 3: floating around in there. For wrong with people flushing like

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Speaker 3: you're flushing a towel nine times out of ten, that's

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Speaker 3: going to block the toilet. Yeah, and then you're gonna

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Speaker 3: have a whole issue on your hands. Yeah, and then

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Speaker 3: your whole weekend in the airbnb is going to be

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Speaker 3: trying everything you possibly can before calling an emergency plumber.

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Speaker 2: You know that there's people that will fix us for you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't have to get in there.

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Speaker 2: You didn't have to get in there, but.

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Speaker 3: I did get it working again, and man felt good.

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Speaker 3: It felt good, yeah, good to be like again. And

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Speaker 3: then I get to say I saved the day.

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Speaker 4: And then ever wanted life waiting around other people's ship,

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Speaker 4: I'd rather just pay someone and not have to say

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Speaker 4: I saved the day.

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Speaker 3: That's where we're wanting different people